I put off posting these all day because, personally, I prefer a naked Anna Torv and Blake Lively through a telephoto lens over a pack of cougars in bikinis. Fortunately that move paid off because I had time to... ...read full story ...

You know that feeling when you see your first child being born then hold him or her in your arms and realize between buckets of tears your life is never going to be the same again? That pretty much... ...read full story ...

- Brangelina suing over break-up rumors. [Lainey Gossip] - Kendra Wilkinson wasn't crying because of the Super Bowl last night. [PopEater] - Snaggletooth lives! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Taylor Lautner must've seen a shoe sale down there. ...re...

Because Esquire is apparently ditching the impeccably dressed male crowd in favor of sci-fi geeks, here's Fringe star Anna Torv posing half-naked for the March 2010 issue. That said, I have no explanation for why she's basically taking a... ...read full s...

Gossip Cop has debunked recent reports claiming Samantha Ronson is physically abusing Lindsay Lohan: Without furnishing any specific time or place where Ronson was allegedly violent with Lohan, RadarOnline quotes an unnamed source saying, One t ...read fu...

I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she's everything that's wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole... ...read full story ...

Dane Cook posted a picture of himself with Olivia Munn at the Super Bowl yesterday and there's no way these two aren't fucking. If you're dumb enough to be photographed with Dane Cook at the start of your acting... ...read full story ...

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won't Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. Love, The Superficial... ...read full story ...

Here's Rihanna performing at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night and she has to be feeling pretty awesome considering this time last year she was recovering from a car door to the face. Also, I... ...read full story ...

- ?uestlove sets the record straight about NBC's Black History menu yet still doesn't address the hateful lack of grape soda. SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT! [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson is not fucking Taylor Kitsch. [Lainey Gossip] - Mischa Barton... ...read f...

Because her chest makes me want to launch a war in Ancient Greece, here's Anne Hathaway in the latest issue of British GQ. If this spread is to help the world forget she dated an Italian con-man who pretended... ...read full story ...

Snooki made an appearance at the Philadelphia Wing Bowl this morning where the fine citizens decided to boo loudly any time her Jamie-Lynn Sigler With The Gout face appeared on the Jumbo-tron. In response, Snooki flipped off the entire... ...read full sto...

Tiger Woods has completed his stay in rehab and just wants to get back to making millions of dollars which, when you think about it, is what got him here in the first place. PopEater reports: Woods, who has... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan was on the warpath last night and reportedly threw a drink in Samantha Ronson's face after the two got into an argument at Crown Bar, according to RadarOnline: Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of... ...read full story ...

After the results of Brittany Murphy's autopsy report were released yesterday, the smartest move Simon Monjack could've made at that point is to disappear behind whatever large object could effectively shield him from view. Instead he's going to con ...re...

- Lindsay Lohan lives in a goddamn pig sty? Get the fuck out. [Lainey Gossip] - Lucy Lawless' Spartacus sex scene. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Carrie Underwood will probably be in a bikini soon. [Just Jared] - Simon... ...read full story ...

- Christina Hendricks is the only acceptable definition of curvy. [Lainey Gossip] - Kristin Cavallari's panties. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - The Olsen Twins actually look healthy on Good Morning America which solves the mysteries of who ke ...read...

The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voigh ...re...

Apparently the LA Coroner's Office decided they should get around to solving those high-profile deaths today, because they've also announced the final results of Casey Johnson's autopsy. People reports: The specific cause of death was diabetic keto ...rea...

Presumably because Simon Monjack's failed charity scheme was the mother of all red flags, the LA Coroner's Office paid a visit to Brittany Murphy's home yesterday where they questioned Tubby McGrift and Brittany's mom. Apparently authorities feel th ...re...

Pamela Anderson is set to appear on the next season of Dancing with the Stars which is, sadly, the best thing that will ever happen to her career before she dies. Let's be honest. RadarOnline reports: In a move... ...read full story ...

And the results of Brittany Murphy's toxicology report have just been released. TMZ reports: Brittany Murphy's cause of death has been determined -- an accidental death caused by community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia, and multiple d ...read...

Because he's a bearded coffee drinker now, Pete Wentz is apparently done with Fall Out Boy, according to his blog: to make it perfectly clear. i dont know the future of fall out boy. its embarrassing to say one... ...read full story ...

While promoting his new film Edge of Darkness, Mel Gibson got pissed with WGN-TV reporter Dean Richard who asked if the public will perceive the actor differently after his famous, anti-Semitic DUI arrest where he called an officer Sugar-tits.... ...read ...

Cameron Diaz found some time to hit the beach while filming Knight and Day in the Caribbean with Tom Cruise, and you know what I just noticed? There are never rumors about him sleeping with his leading ladies. Seriously,... ...read full story ...

Here's Jack Nicholson daughter Lorraine on the set of her new movie Soul Surfer yesterday, and considering her father's love of wrecking shit with a golf club, I probably shouldn't be posting these pics. Or pointing out you can... ...read full story ...

Probably you're thinking something like: That's not possible!! but there are more and more rumors saying that Paris Hilton could be a married woman till the end of the year. She's looking at places and told everyone it will be massive and grand, a source ...

After pretty much every news outlet in the world went You've gotta be fucking kidding me in response to Simon Monjack charging admission for a Brittany Murphy memorial, the event was canceled last night, according to TMZ: TMZ has... ...read full story ...

As you probably know, Jesus Luz recently dumped Madonna. Since that day Madonna keeps repeating to her friends that her romance with Luz came to an end because they didn't have things to discuss about anymore. The problem is as simple as it is obvious —...

And this makes absolute perfect sense when you think about every shitass decision that brought us to the point. Via RadarOnline: Two days after his March 1 return as host of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno may get a... ...read full story ...

A reportedly broke Simon Monjack is charging $1,000 per person to attend a memorial/charity event for Brittany Murphy, according to Us Magazine: On Thursday, Murphy's husband Simon Monjack is hosting a launch party to celebrate the Brittany Murphy ...read...

- Reese Witherspoon opened Gerard Butler's Dick in a Jar? [Lainey Gossip] - Elle MacPherson almost showing some old supermodel groin. Almost. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Mischa Barton was actually invited somewhere. [Just Jared] - Tiger Wood ...re...

Somehow I completely missed these shots of Doutzen Kroes wearing a see-through bra in St. Barth's on Thursday, so here they are or else I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror. -- More than usual.... ...read full story ...

For those of you who watch Mad Men, you probably won't recognize Alison Brie as Pete Campbell's wife because she looks completely different, so this was a bad way to start the post. But that's in the past now.... ...read full story ...

After seeing the latest pic of Coco squatting on her sink make the Internet rounds today, I realized it's been way too long since I plundered her Twitter account for erotic hilarity. So join me as I catch up... ...read full story ...

Before reminding everyone at the Grammys she'd stab us all in the neck for chicken, Britney Spears spent Saturday at a recording studio in Miami looking completely out of place without children falling out of her onto the steps... ...read full story ...

After obtaining superstar success in the past year and performing with Elton John at the Grammys, you'd assume Lady GaGa's next project would involve someone insanely high-profile like the ghost of Michael Jackson. Or Obama on bass. Except you'd... ...rea...

It seems that performing with Elton John at Grammy Awards was like a dream come true for Lady GaGa . Lady GaGa was forced to make an emergency visit to her make-up artist shortly before performing the extravagant duet because she started to cry, bring ove...

Although Matt Damon has played government agent Jason Bourne in the last three movies he admits that the future of a fourth Bourne movie is uncertain. I don't know you know, said Matt. I think it will be a prequel of some kind with another actor and anoth...

Here's Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie Dear John last night, and is it wrong to wish she was the product of my polygamous marriage to three other women? Because I definitely wasn't doing that while... ...read full story ...

Because it worked out awesome for J-Woww, there's nude photos of Snooki being shopped around. Of course. RadarOnline reports: The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she... ...read full story ...

It says something about a woman when you can't even take a headshot of her without her giant breasts being in the way. And that something is I'm not even gonna try to make fun of Christina Hendrick's husband... ...read full story ...

And now for everyone who didn't get their own post. Taylor Swift sporting a glow that only John Mayer's penis can provide. Beyonce hoping to God she doesn't have to give another one of her speeches to the anorexic... ...read full story ...

- Brangelina use the DGAs to pretend they don't throw children at each other behind closed doors.[Lainey Gossip] - Christina Aguilera's breasts not getting smaller is the most important news item you will read today. Unless someone hot wears... ...read fu...

Probably the most important part, if not the sole purpose, of the entire music industry is to find hot bitches to star in music videos. Which is why I assume Marisa Miller was at the Grammys last night. On... ...read full story ...

Here's Rihanna at the Pre-Grammy Gala Saturday night which is the same event she attended last year right before Chris Brown beat the ever-living fuck out of her for peeping his texts from another woman. It's also why I'm... ...read full story ...

Have no idea who this is? Of course, you don't. But now's your chance to find out! The makers of She's Out of Your League are offering a chance to win a date with Whitney Port (The City, The... ...read full story ...

Since she had gotten a little on the heavy side, Jennifer Aniston decided it's time to change her diet. This decision doesn't apply to cheeseburgers and other fun food, though. ...

Presumably to make the nominees feel better about themselves, Britney Spears was invited to the 52nd Annual Grammys where she arrived wearing some sort of pants-free sadness. Although, the best part of her outfit is the look on Jason... ...read full story...

Here's Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman's crystal computer as... ...read full story ...