… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A! See you Tuesday, - The Superficial NOTE: I’ll be...

   Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only ...

   - Jerry Lewis is a national treasure. - Carmen Electra in her everyday clothes. Everyday clothes. - Jennifer Aniston is banging Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds? - Jon Hamm might be “too” perfect. - Brittany Flickinger ap...

   - Sophie Turner is a fashionable dresser. - Chris Robinson hates Taylor Swift. - Prepare to enter The Era of Dorff. - Chris Klein really learned his lesson this time and will makes sure to stop after his turn to hit a baby. - Taylor Moms...

 “Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.” Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40...

   Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in ...

   Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slight...

   Because who’s more synonymous with sex tapes these days? (Besides Kim Kardashian because that’s the only way she got famous, the only way.) Kendra Wilkinson was asked for her input on the Montana Fishburne situation this morn...

 Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she, and only she, truly knows what’s happening with her arrest for felony possession of cocaine, according to her Twitter: These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not g...

   When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sid...

   - Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read. - Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good. - Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two time. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY...

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   Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab with plenty of time to attend the premiere of her latest movie Machete yet was noticeably absent on the red carpet. Turns out Robert Rodriguez didn’t want her there, according to Us Weekly: ...

   You know how in sci-fi movies when science just goes ahead and does something simply because it can only to have it blow up in its face by causing a massive global catastrophe like Godzilla, or for the sake of argument, allowing women to...

 Because Lindsay Lohan has taught the world that being on probation in LA means absolutely cockshit, T.I. and his new wife managed to get themselves busted last night after cops smelled marijuana wafting out of their car on Sunset Blvd. They both wer...

According to a bombshell new report, Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend Aussie actor Liam Hemsworth used her to raise his celebrity!...

 Is it because no one thinks she’s that hot anymore? Or is this more of a subtle critique on the unfair social stigma surrounding queefs? I’ve honestly never been any good at interpreting art. *looks at painting of dogs playing poker* WHA...

 Thanks to Operation: Fuck You, Lindsay, Paris Hilton has been officially banned from the Wynn and Encore resorts in Vegas and also managed to get her boyfriend Cy Waits blacklisted from working with Steve Wynn again in the process. People reports: T...

 (And, no, not because he’s Asian. Jerks.) What at first seemed like another heroic attempt to bring us Shark MONTH, the manifesto of James Lee (above), the armed gunman possibly holding an explosive device in the Discovery Channel building, ha...

   In the midst of her self-orchestrated arrest for cocaine possession, Paris Hilton’s hairstylist has rushed to her defense by having the huge, gay balls to say, wait for it, she “doesn’t have time” to do coke. Pari...

   I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It's not fun anyway. I don't care. It's the same thing every time. – Vanity Fair. Once again I find mys...

 I’m still not putting my pants back on. Heidi Montag has fired off a letter to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch effectively shutting down any chance of the sex tape that never really existed – unless you ask Karissa Shannon – seeing the ...

 - Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’ - Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off. - J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer. - Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure… - Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go unti...

  Seen here doing her best Buffalo Bill impression – “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.” – Demi Moore is apparently getting two-timed by Ashton Kutcher if you consider Star a reliable source, a...

Pop star Rihanna has found out that teen star Taylor Momsen had been dissing her in the media, so she got hold of the Gossip Girl star's telephone number and she put her to respect....

According to reports, Brad Pitt is really furious with partner Angelina Jolie, because she talks a lot about how their daughter Shiloh loves to dress like a boy. Sources say that Brad is upset that Shiloh's getting too much attention at the expense of her...

   Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who ...

   “You may call me, The Blobfather.” According to his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin reportedly extorted money from Kate Gosselin numerous times by threatening to report her to child protective services for alleged...

   Sorry, I wanted to see what it’s like to write a site that considers celebrities getting haircuts news. — I can take it or leave it. On that note, I’ve always assumed/fantasized Anne Hathaway was the Joker with really b...

   It was only a matter of time until Spencer Pratt’s house of fake-tit cards came crashing down, and it looks like that day has.. come. (Puns!) Vivid’s Steve Hirsch has apparently not seen a single second of man-on-mannequin ac...

   Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That b...

   Despite writing a hit song called “Telephone” – HAM-FISTED IRONY WARNING – Lady GaGa is reportedly so afraid of cell phones she makes an assistant hold one a cancer-free distance away from her face while she presu...

   Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America’s love of blaming brown people for shit during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center being buil...

Katy Perry's Teenage Dream album cover smells like cotton candy! The I Kissed A Girl singer says her fans will get a smell of spun sugar when they open her latest album, which hits the shelves next week....

Insiders say director Quentin Tarantino has eyed Justin Timberlake to star in one of his movies. The Pulp Fiction filmmaker is reportedly considering the SexyBack hitmaker for a new violent epic based around a trainee hitman....

Mega-rich rapper Jay-Z sure knows how to treat his lady. According to insiders, he is reportedly planning to buy his wife Beyonce a private yacht when she turns 29 on September 4....

   Before being sentenced to jail/rehab for a four-week spa treatment and pedi, Lindsay Lohan sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair where she opened up about her alleged drug use and commitment to acting. And by opened up I of course m...

   I’ve been trying failing horribly not to give Paris Hilton exactly what she wants from this ordeal (Read: All of Lindsay Lohan’s press.), but apparently the Las Vegas PD are going to play her little game and also make themsel...

   Because reality TV has become the moron feedbox of the future, Kate Gosselin was invited to the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards last night where she apparently performed a sketch with host Jimmy Fallon (Eh?) that I can only assume was some sort ...

   - Vagina Tree was a hoax?! *looks at homemade bark condom* Dammit! - Bar Refaeli hates skinny models. Presumably ones named Gisele. - Sophie Monk is stretchy. - Jon Hamm sings and dances at the Emmys. - January Jones doesn’t need t...

   Here’s Sofia Vergara, with all her natural hotness that should’ve battled Christina Hendricks’ breasts for the sake of quality television, at the Emmys last night where I hope nobody took her seriously about running nak...

   Proving a long-held theory of mine that rock stars should never get married because Mick Jagger is 106 and still gets free ass, Slash is reportedly divorcing his wife of nine years and, basing this on absolutely nothing but them being on...

According to some new reports, Robert Pattinson might be playing Angelina Jolie's son in an upcoming movie. The Salt actress is already in talks to star in the new Clint Eastwood-directed movie Unforgiven....

Actress Jennifer Aniston seems quite desperate to be a mommy as she recently had her eggs frozen at a Southern California fertility clinic. And according to a pal, the 41-year-old star will retrieve the eggs for conception soon....

   Jeff Miranda, the Iraq war vet who tried to be Snooki’s boyfriend just to get on Jersey Shore, is now proposing to her on the cover of Cheap Famewhore Steppin’ Out magazine despite the fact she’s seen in these photos tr...

According to some sources, eccentric star Lady GaGa is scared of mobile phones. The singer is reportedly terrified of getting a brain tumor from using a portable device and now insists that a member of her entourage holds her phone a short distance away f...

   But who gives a shit? Look at these shots of Lindsay Lohan from over the weekend! God, she’s so hot right now. Sometimes I forget there’s other celebrities out there, that’s how exciting and relevant and newsworthy she ...

   I may not have watched or even known/cared the Emmys were on, but I can safely tell you there were only two things there last night and you’re looking directly at them. Oh, and also that red-headed chick. Wait. Where did she come f...

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   I don’t know what compelled me to write that headline, but it’s really something I don’t say about Jessica Alba enough. I just sort of woke up this morning and, for no reason whatsoever, realized she’s a phenomena...