Celebrities-on-Net.com RSS

CELEBRITY NEWS AND SITE UPDATES

Obama Girl wants to throw puppies in the President-elect's face (I have no clue.)

2008-11-12

Folks, I don't know why someone took pictures of Amber Lee Ettinger aka Obama Girl putting a puppy in the President-elect's face yesterday. I don't know why she's dressed like a superhero/stripper. Frankly, I don't even know what day it is. (March?) But ...

 

Mos Def Wanted Most Definitely by Vegas PD in Pap Attack

2008-11-11

Mos Def is wanted by the Las Vegas Police Department for felony robbery and malicious destruction of private property after the rapper and actor allegedly attacked a paparazzo at a fashion event back in August. Def, whose real name is Dante Terrell Smith,...

 

Fans of Robert Pattinson Turn Into Crazed Mob

2008-11-11

Kiddie fans of the bloodsucker Vampire series Twilight waited hours to see hunky actor Robert Pattinson in San Francisco's Stonestown Galleria yesterday, but when things got ugly cops came in to clear out the developing mosh pit. The rough crowd of 3,000 ...

 

Jennifer Aniston Finally Disses Jolie For Stealing Her Man

2008-11-11

Just to show that she's over it - but not REALLY OVER it - poor Jennifer Aniston is finally speaking out about her broken marriage to Brad Pitt who left her for Angelina Jolie. In an interview in the December 2008 issue of Vogue, Aniston allegedly told th...

 

Madonna's children must only play with toys that are 'spiritually and ethically sound'

2008-11-11

Above is the set of rules Madonna sent Guy Ritchie whose sons, Rocca and David, are with him in London. Jesus Christ, does this lady have some balls. Scope out some of these demands (via The Daily Mail): 1. All water must be Kabbalah-blessed water. 2. No...

 

Audrina Patridge in a bikini

2008-11-11

With the winter months approaching, bikini posts are sadly few and far between. So, naturally, I jumped at these photos of Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills today. Sure, I could probably drive a Mack truck (or two side-by-side) between her...

 

Lindsay Lohan might be bisexual

2008-11-11

In the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan admits to being madly in love with DJ Samantha Ronson, though insists she's not a lesbian but might be bisexual. According to MSNBC: I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing, Lohan told the magazine...

 

Amy Winehouse redefines 'sexy'

2008-11-11

Amy Winehouse held court with the paparazzi outside her house this morning and, aw shit, he's flatlined. I knew it. Excuse me while I snap my penis out of cardiac arrest: Live, dammit! LIVE! No, not like this.... Not like this.... Fight, damn you! Jessic...

 

Britney Spears is a great mom

2008-11-11

Let's say your toddler just got out of the hospital yesterday after suffering an intense allergic reaction that caused him to have a seizure. You're probably going to be extra careful with the little tyke and let him recuperate - or you could be like Bri...

 

Robert Pattinson's brooding is corrupting your children

2008-11-11

Robert Pattinson's roguishly stoned looks are corrupting America's youth faster than that time Miley Cyrus showed an airbrushed glimpse of her bare back. The star of the upcoming film Twilight, an adaptation of the insanely popular vampire novels that ha...

 

Adrienne Bailon's 'nude' photos hit the Internet

2008-11-11

Adrienne Bailon of Disney's The Cheetah Girls recently had her laptop stolen which contained nude photos intended for her boyfriend Robert Kardashian. She reportedly recovered it within hours of its theft at JFK airport, but this story has all kinds of h...

 

Miley Cyrus & Stephen Baldwin: A match made in Heaven

2008-11-11

Stephen Baldwin must have some dirt on Billy Ray Cyrus (Read: Naked rodeo pictures.) because I don't know how else to explain Miley Cyrus and her mom showing up to his book-signing at a Tennessee Christian bookstore last night. Not even Alec, the only wo...

 

UPDATE: Britney Spears' son rushed to hospital

2008-11-10

Britney Spears' two-year-old son Jayden (above) was rushed to a Mississippi ER yesterday after reportedly suffering a seizure. Britney had just arrived in Louisiana on Friday to celebrate the holiday with her family marking the first time she was allowed...

 

Salma Hayek has a keen fashion sense

2008-11-10

Salma Hayek attended the 2008 Hollywood Domino tournament last night in Manhattan which she presumably thought was a costume ball. Otherwise, you got me on the East German Princess Leia look. On that note, goddamn, Salma Hayek is one solid woman. If I ev...

 

Denise Richards inspired by Madonna

2008-11-10

Denise Richards caught the LA show of Madonna's Sticky & Sweet tour and found herself uplifted by the decaying figure pretending to play the guitar. Us Magazine reports: You feel lazy watching her because you gotta get off your butt and just work, she to...

 

Catherine Zeta-Jones needs to leave Michael Douglas TODAY

2008-11-10

Here are shots of Catherine Zeta-Jones at the 4th Annual A Fine Romance benefit Saturday night, and she has to be the hottest old lady on the planet. Okay, so she's only 39; I think my statement speaks for itself. (Read: I want to play nude Bingo with he...

 

Angelina Jolie in a little black dress

2008-11-10

Angelina Jolie starved her way into a little black dress for the Kung Fu Panda DVD release party in Los Angeles yesterday. And, wow, seeing Angelina slink around in that little number truly is the stuff of fantasies: She saunters seductively into the roo...

 

Britney Spears' Son Has a Suspected Seizure

2008-11-10

Britney Spears had to rush her two-year-old son Jayden to a hospital emergency room in Mississippi on Sunday afternoon after he suffered a suspected seizure. News reports say the toddler collapsed at the home in Kentwood, Louisiana. He was admitted and ke...

 

Danielle Lloyd appreciates the ancient art of breasts and ale

2008-11-10

Former Miss England 2004 and British glamour model Danielle Lloyd stopped by Mansion night club in Ireland Saturday night where she displayed my two favorite things in the world. She also drank Guiness. (Hi-YO!) Why can't more American celebrities dress ...

 

Joe Simpson Says Creepy, Obvious Things About Ashlee

2008-11-10

Papa and manager Joe Simpson says his daughter Ashlee Simpson matured and became a grown woman overnight when she found out she was pregnant with Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz's baby. Fans don't know the exact due date but it's apparently quite soon. Daddy Joe ...

 

Ashton Kutcher is No Bear Bryant on The Gridiron

2008-11-10

That 70s Show and Punk'd star Ashton Kutcher thought he could be a guy's guy and coach some high school football. Not so fast! His celebrity may get him any gig he pleases but he's no coach of the year - just ask the kids that are forced to deal with the ...

 

Beyonce to Hollywood: Let Me Bomb as Wonder Woman!

2008-11-10

I want to do a superhero movie and what would be better than Wonder Woman? Beyonce Knowles told LA Times blog Hero Complex. It would be great. Whoa. Didn't Beyonce see Halle Barry in that awful Catwoman flick? The whole chick-in-a-costume kicking ass is ...

 

P. Diddy is an 8-year-old girl

2008-11-10

P. Diddy celebrated his 39th birthday and Barack Obama's presidential victory at Mansion night club in New York Tuesday night. Diddy apparently had a diva moment when he saw the decor and started flipping out on the decorator. Thank God, Jay Z showed up ...

 

Sarah Palin not falling off face of the earth, pursued by talent agencies (Damn.)

2008-11-09

Remember this lady? Surprise! She's sticking around. Sarah Palin is being actively pursued by top talent agencies such as CAA, ICM, William Morris and Paradigm. All of them are looking to make her the White Oprah complete with book deal by the end of Nov...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears looks pregnanty

2008-11-09

While sister Britney is in town, Jamie Lynn Spears gets shafted with doing all the grocery shopping. And is it me, or is she looking increasingly pregnant? To be honest; I didn't completely believe the rumors, but mostly because who could be that stupid ...

 

Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait until they were married to have sex (Sucker!)

2008-11-09

Nick Cannon is a giant sack of dumb. Apparently, he agreed not to have sex with Mariah Carey until after they were married which is unbelievably retarded. Nothing like going to your honeymoon suite to find out your wife has a penis, and you didn't sign a...

 

Sienna Miller likes 'em married

2008-11-09

Sienna Miller is done with Brothers and Sisters star Balthazar Getty, according to Us Magazine: I'm single at the moment, and I'm completely happy with that, she said Friday at the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch in London. It's nice not to have a relatio...

 

Paris Hilton is an awesome big sister

2008-11-08

Paris Hilton's little brother Barron celebrated his birthday last night at Apple Lounge in LA. Being the bestest big sister in the whole wide world, Paris showed up to the party - but only to use it as a backdrop for her reality show Paris Hilton's My Br...

 

Beyonce wants to play Wonder Woman

2008-11-08

Hollywood has been trying to get a Wonder Woman movie off the ground for years with several actress linked to the role: Jessica Biel, Katie Holmes, Lost's Evangeline Lilly. Now there's a new contender for the role: Beyonce - who obviously forgot about Ha...

 

Evan Rachel Wood breaks up with Marilyn Manson

2008-11-08

Evan Rachel Wood has reportedly ended her relationship with Marilyn Manson. Rumors were circulating that Marilyn kicked Rachel's deadbeat brother out of his guest house which caused the break-up. For some reason, Rachel felt the need to set the record st...

 

Britney Spears heads to Lousiana for the holidays

2008-11-08

If you live in California near Britney Spears' danger zone, pop open the bubbly; she's fled the state. With her sons in tow, Britney flew to her hometown of Kentwood, La. yesterday and presumably won't return until well after Thanksgiving, according to O...

 

Hayden Panettiere cannot pull this look off

2008-11-07

Because she's a big girl now, Hayden Panettiere got to stay up late and attend the Madonna concert last night. Of course, everyone knows you don't go to a Madonna concert without looking super sexy. Unfortunately, in Hayden's case, she ended up looking s...

 

Paris Hilton's face: A case study in WTF

2008-11-07

Paris Hilton's new movie Repo! The Genetic Opera finally premiered last night in Vegas, and seriously, I feel like I've been hearing about this thing since 1986. That said, what the hell is going on with her face? Maybe it's just a poor choice in make-up...

 

Obama's presidency is already displaying drawbacks

2008-11-07

America experienced a wave of newfound enthusiasm on Tuesday night, as Barack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States. But now that excitement is in danger of unraveling, as the downsides of an Obama presidency become evident. People ma...

 

Daniel Craig has lost his mind

2008-11-07

Daniel Craig, an outspoken Barack Obama supporter despite not being a U.S. citizen, thinks it might be time for a black James Bond. According to The Scoop: Craig, the first blond Bond, told the British press, After Barack Obama's victory, I think we migh...

 

Scarlett Johansson's breasts try to cure Parkinson's

2008-11-07

The 'A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Cure Parkinson's' benefit for the Michael J. Fox Foundation was held in New York last night, and Scarlett Johansson threw her weight behind the cause by showing off her cleavage. Good call. While there's no scien...

 

Britney Spears & Madonna. Whee.

2008-11-07

Dear Ryan Seacrest, Last night, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake performed in LA with Madonna - but not together as you had promised. Instead, Ms. Spears stood painfully still singing Human Nature, while afterward, Master Timberlake appeared looking ...

 

Criss Angel & Holly Madison starting to remind me of another couple I know...

2008-11-07

Criss Angel and Holly Madison attended the Vegas premiere of Repo! The Genetic Opera last night, and wait a goddamn minute. Ha! It all makes sense now: Blonde with plastic tits? Check. Walking bag of douche? Check. Retarded poses? Check. Anyone else see ...

 

Jennifer Hudson Gets TLC From Oprah

2008-11-07

While Dreamgirls star Jennifer Hudson is mourning the murders of her mother, brother and young nephew, she's been given a quiet place to grieve by talk show diva Oprah Winfrey. Jennifer's world was rocked on October 24 when her mom Darnell and brother Jas...

 

Melissa Etheridge quits paying her taxes

2008-11-07

Melissa Etheridge has decided to take a drastic approach to the passing of Proposition 8 in California: She's not paying her state taxes. The singer posted on The Daily Beast letting the Governator and state officials know she'll be enjoying the extra mo...

 

Val Kilmer to New Mexico: "I'm Your Huckleberry"

2008-11-07

Batman Forever and Tombstone actor Val Kilmer recently told gossip columnist Cindy Adams that he's very interested in running for governor of New Mexico if the current governor Bill Richardson is named as Secretary of State in the Obama cabinet, as is rum...

 

Madonna Denied Adoption Request Due to 'Connectedness' Clause

2008-11-07

Madonna's recently announced divorce from Guy Ritchie has foiled her plans to adopt another Malawi child, so says the country's Child Welfare Services director who says the child can't go into a broken family. The singer has wanted to adopt a girl, Mercy ...

 

Melissa Etheridge To the Tax Man: Go Pound Sand

2008-11-07

Melissa Etheridge is furious at the state of California where the citizens voted to pass Proposition 8 to ban gay marriage in the state, after numerous gays and lesbian couples got hitched this year. Prop 8 overturned a California Supreme Court decision t...

 

Simon Cowell has way too much money

2008-11-06

It's been revealed that Simon Cowell gave ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour a $9.6 million 'goodbye gift' as part of their split. The two had been going out for six years before splitting about six weeks ago. The Scoop reports: Cowell is said to have given Sey...

 

Britney Spears knows she's crazy

2008-11-06

Britney Spears' conversatorship was made permanent recently to absolutely no one's surprise - including Britney. Turns out she knows she's a bowl of nuts and is still having episodes, according to Star: Everyone who knows Brit isn't surprised that this h...

 

Amy Winehouse's Big Day Out!

2008-11-06

Amy Winehouse hasn't been out in public much lately, and last night served as a quiet reminder why her father Mitch presumably locks her in the basement with a box of saltines. Anyway, while her husband Blake was released from jail and immediately carted...

 

Keeley Hazell is no jiggy Heidi Klum - but she'll do

2008-11-06

Apparently, it's Hot Chicks Hawking Video Games Week on The Superficial. Thanks, looming holiday season! Today's hot chick is rising British model Keeley Hazell who, according to Wikipedia, is noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E). See, kid...

 

Kate Moss' legs: I don't get it

2008-11-06

Kate Moss went shopping in West Hollywood yesterday wearing a ridiculously tiny pair of denim shorts. I can only assume she was trying to be a walking PSA for kids to stay off drugs because there's no logical explanation for why she'd exposed her legs to...

 

Kendra Wilkinson is engaged

2008-11-06

Kendra Wilkinson hasn't even left the Playboy Mansion yet and she's already engaged. Phildadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett proposed to the soon-to-be-former Girl Next Door atop the Space Needle over the weekend. E! News reports: Both fams were present for the...

 

Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake want to remind you of all that sex they had

2008-11-06

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are supposedly performing tonight in Madonna's Sticky & Sweet Tour at Dodger's Stadium, according to Ryan Seacrest (via Us Magazine): They are going to be onstage performing with Madonna, Seacrest said on KIIS-FM host...

 
Pages:  1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27   28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45   46   47   48   49   50   51   52   53   54   55   56   57   58   59   60   61   62   63   64   65   66   67   68   69   70   71   72   73   74   75   76   77   78   79   80   81   82   83   84   85   86   87   88   89   90   91   92   93   94   95   96   97   98   99   100   101   102   103   104   105   106   107   108   109   110   111   112   113   114   115   116   117   118   119   120   121   122   123   124   125   126   127   128   129   130   131   132   133   134   135   136   137   138   139   140   141   142   143   144   145   146   147   148   149   150   151   152   153   154   155   156   157   158   159   160   161   162   163   164   165   166   167   168   169   170   171   172   173   174   175   176   177   178   179   180   181   182   183   184   185   186   187   188   189   190   191   192   193   194   195   196   197   198   199   200   201   202   203   204   205   206   207   208   209   210   211   212   213   214   215   216   217   218   219   220   221   222   223   224   225   226   227   228   229   230   231   232   233   234  
This site contains sexually explicit material. If you are not at least 18(21) years of age or if you don't consider this type of material to
conform to your community standards, please leave now.

All models are at least 18 years old - 18 U.S.C. 2257 Statement


© 2008 celebrity porn