These are the latest batch from Heidi Montag's posed-as-all-hell bikini shoot. I'm actually impressed that her chest balloons didn't glide her right off the balcony and out to sea. Clearly, this proves there is no God or, at the very least, he doesn't he...

While our constant vigil of Kim Kardashian's buttpad raged on, rumors started spreading that Angelina Jolie birthed her litter today. People has the official word from Angelina's rep that these rumors are false: Angelina has not given birth. She is fine,...

Kim Kardashian has taken umbrage with my clearly scientific debate regarding her buttpads. Check out her latest blog entry (NOTE: I took the liberty of un-editing all the a--'s. My replacements in italics.): OMG! When will people get off my atrium, liter...

Halle Berry is hoping her new mom status will help her ditch her sex symbol reputation and help her win more Oscar-winning roles. Halle hopes being a mom to two-month-old Nahla Ariela will give her a more wholesome image and help her attract different ro...

Tyra Banks has revealed she was initially rejected by the fashion industry for being black and curvy. The catwalk-queen-turned-talk-show-host says it was hard for her to break into the modelling world because her shape and colour didn't fit the tradition...

Steven Tyler is claiming his recent stint in rehab was only to recover from foot surgery and not drug and/or alcohol related. Did I miss a memo about it being Celebrity Bullshit Excuses for Rehab Week? Jesus. Anyway, for those of you who actually care ab...

Angelina Jolie has dismissed reports that she's given birth to twins this week in the south of France. A number of media outlets had claimed the actress had gone into labour today, with one revealing the names of the baby two girls; Isla Marcheline and A...

Photos of Miley Cyrus' first kiss are the snaps magazines can't wait to get their hands on, according to a new report. The LA Times says the asking price of the 'Hannah Montana' starlet's first kiss pictures at anywhere between $30k to $150k....

Pop crooner Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. Multiple sources tell TMZ that the mother is a 50-year-old friend of Clay's, record producer Jaymes Foster, who is the sister of music mogul David Foster. The Idol, 29, lives at her home when he's in L.A. Rep...

'Caddyshack' star Bill Murray beats on his wife and often abandons his four kids, according to details of a blistering divorce filing. After 11 years of marriage, Jennifer Butler Murray, has filed for divorce, siting Bill with adultery, addiction to mari...

Britney Spears is not yet fit to participate in court hearings regarding her conservatorship. To bring everyone up to speed, after Brit's second trip to Crazytown Mental Ward, her father Jamie was placed in control of her estate and is actually doing a b...

A Chinese cinema chain has threatened to ban Sharon Stone's movies following her controversial comments on the country's recent earthquakes which left 80,000 people dead. The actress said she believes the quakes were due to bad karma caused by the countr...

The fearless hero and star of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson admits he drove a car on a public road in London at 186 mph. The fact that he found a bit of open road in London to put the pedal to the metal is miraculous enough, but tell us, what was the CAR? Wa...

JK Rowling has penned a short prequel to her mega-popular Harry Potter books to raise money for charity. The 800-word story will be auctioned next month as part of Waterstone's 'What's Your Story?' Auction. Rowling is among 13 authors, including Nick Hor...

Ne-Yo has revealed his shock to discover that Lindsay Lohan's new album is actually quite good. The singer-songwriter, who has been collaborating with Lohan, says he didn't really want to work with her because he thought the album would turn out crap…b...

While this comes as a shock to absolutely no one, Ashlee and Pete Wentz finally confirmed they have a bun in the oven last night on their website FriendsOrEnemies.com: While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimest...

Hollywood heart-throb George Clooney is single again, following his split from girlfriend Sarah Larson. Clooney dated the ex-cocktail waitress for nearly a year. George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so ha...

Sharon Stone has been dropped as a model for Christian Dior cosmetics following her controversial comments about the recent earthquake in China. The company's Chinese office has issues a statement, attributed to Stone, apologizing for the remarks that th...

George Clooney doesn't like getting too close to any one woman which means he's done with Sarah Larson. Yes, her year is up and it probably only lasted that long because he felt guilty about her getting injured in that motorcycle accident they were in. Bu...

Honest Injun, heeding your cries, I've been exercising a moratorium on Heidi and Spencer's horribly retarded candid (but really posed) shots. However, drastic times call for drastic measures. And I'd like to point you to the two drastic measures above. I...

Kanye West's late mom, Donda, will be honored by a Sierra Leone charity, who are naming a new library after her. Donda, 58, died last year from complications resulting from cosmetic surgery. The English professor and humanitarian will be remembered by th...

Coming in from so far out of left-field I thought it was a football is Sarah McLachlan in a bikini. I gotta admit I fostered a secret crush on Ms. McLachlan seen here vacationing in Maui. In college my computer was loaded with MP3's of her songs in case ...

Cowboys QB Tony Romo has about six more weeks to play around with Jessica Simpson before he has to get serious about something really important - football! So for now, he's still okay with dating Jessica and all but he's renewed their relationship only o...

Musician Kid Rock says ex-wife Pamela Anderson has put him off marriage forever. He was married to Pam for only three months but he says the experience scarred him for life. He says: Marriage taught me a lot. I touched the stove, it's f**king hot - it bu...

Bill Murray's wife of more than 10 years, Jennifer Murray, filed a complaint in court against the actor. She alleges he physically assaulted her and suffers from severe drug and alcohol addictions. She's citing the complaint as grounds for divorce and is...

George Clooney has apparently decided to heed the advice of a mystery caller and kicked girlfriend Sarah Larson to the curb, according to a source for People: Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film ...

Pulling a page from the Michael Jackson playbook, Clay Aiken has knocked up a woman - but without dealing with her icky parts. The mother-to-be is a record producer in her late-40's that has worked on several of Clay's albums. TMZ has the breaking news: ...

After making out on P. Diddy's boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy's boat happens first. Otherwise you're doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan an...

CSI actor Gary Dourdan, busted with enough drugs in his car to open a pharmacy, has plead guilty to possession but won't spend any time in jail. According to TMZ, the heroin charge was dropped but he pleaded guilty to the two felony counts of coke and ec...

Many of you have probably heard that Dunkin' Donuts pulled an ad featuring Rachael Ray because she looks too Arab-y. Apparently, her scarf set the right-wing blogs a-buzzing who decided to wage war on my beloved Dunkin' until they pulled the ad. Bloodied...

Ashlee Simpson will take her new husband Pete Wentz's surname, according to People.com. The pop tart's real name will be Ashlee Wentz, but professionally she'll be known as Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. I think that that's something that a woman should do when t...

A male employee of 50 Cent has been arrested for allegedly attacking a woman at the rap superstar's mansion. Dwayne McKenzie, 27, was arrested on Tuesday, police have revealed, following a call from the 22-year-old woman. The man is said to have choked t...

The snooty 5-star Carlton Hotel in Cannes has pissed off Madonna royally and she's not about to pay her hefty hotel bill after she found out a camera crew had filmed in her suite. The singer was in town for the Film Festival last week and was shocked when...

Madonna has been given final approval to adopt two-year-old David Banda by a Malawi court. The ruling comes 18 months after the pop queen started adoption proceedings for the child. Justice Andrew Nyirenda described Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie as...

Sarah Jessica Parker and her 'Sex and the City' co-stars have attended the American premiere of their movie in New York. We've got this crazy weather so there is like added electricity in the air, Kristin Davis said of the stormy conditions. We were all ...

Super couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just paid a reported $70 million for a new home in the south of France not far from Aix en Provence. The 25-bedroom Chateau Miraval comes with vineyard, a moat, a lake, a swimming pool, and lots of fountains. And ...

At the beginning of March, reports were circulating that Patrick Swayze only had five weeks to live. Well, over two months later, and using the same pic, I'm happy to post that Patrick is putting cancer's ass in the corner and responding well to treatmen...

Pop starlet Kylie Minogue turns 40 today. She's expected to celebrate her big day with a family dinner in Germany as she takes a day off from her European tour. Her parents are due to fly in from Australia, with Kylie's little sister Dannii also jetting ...

Patrick Swayze says he is responding well to treatment for his pancreatic cancer and is continuing to live a full life. He's been seen out and about, and attended the recent Lakers' game looking much healthier than he looked a few months ago. The 'Dirty D...

Hip-hop mogul P. Diddy is so taken by the fetching actress Sienna Miller that he's planning to hire a ghost writer to write a movie for her to star in. After being inspired at the Cannes Film Festival, he announced: I'm writing a film, a comedy. And it's...

Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria Parker did something pretty cool over Memorial Day: she worked the counter and the drive-up window at a Wendy's Restaurant in her home town of Corpus Christi, Texas, to raise money for a local charity. The publicity gig wa...

Kirsten Dunst opened up to E! Online's Mark Malkin about her recent trip to Cirque Lodge. Turns out it wasn't for the drinky; she was depressed. She also denied rumors that she's dating Ryan Gosling. So, basically, after admitting she suffers from depres...

As some of you may have heard, Sharon Stone once again opened her mouth again and said some retarded shit. This time around, she chalked up the recent earthquake in China (which killed Tibetans and Chinese) as bad karma. The AP reports: I'm not happy abo...

Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that's about fashion you'd figure they'd at least look somewhat hot and not like...

The Kim Kardashian buttpad issue has resulted in tons of e-mail. One in particular is from a reader who allegedly works in the modeling industry and says that padded underwear is not uncommon. So, pretty much, we've all been drooling over foam panties. I...

Apparently, Amy Winehouse will open her door and autograph random objects for children. In this case, a copy of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat for the GameCube. Awesome. So not only are this kid's parents stupid enough to let him near Impetigo Face, but they wo...

Kristen Bell loves her some hockey. And on top of that she loves her some hockey players. The hell she's doing with Dax Sheppard is beyond me. She chatted with NHL.com yesterday and declared her preference for a high-sticker over low-sticker Brad Pitt*: ...

Ashlee Simpson is officially Ashlee Wentz. In a move destined to doom her even further into obscurity than her music career already has, Ashlee felt it wise to take on the name of her new husband - seen here with a plate over his face. He did get my lett...

Lindsay Lohan went for a dip while partying in Cannes over the weekend. Is anyone else terribly disappointed by these pics as I am? I mean, you'd figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini would look jugs-rific but not so much. So basically, Lindsay Lohan naked = ...

Britney Spears made an appearance at designer Christian Audigier's 50th birthday party and brought her agent/new man-toy Jason Trawick. You may remember him as the other gelatinous figure standing next to Britney during her Costa Rican getaway. Take note...