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Lindsay Lohan Leaving a Rave. Of Course.

2010-06-28

   Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving the Electric Daisy Carnival rave Saturday night because if there’s a safe haven where drug addicts on probation can go to avoid temptation, it’s a room full of pills and flashing lights assa...

 

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr to Marry in Los Angeles

2010-06-28

According to a new report, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are planning to marry in Los Angeles. The Australian model and the British actor have recently announced they're engaged after several years of dating and they have decided to have their wedding in...

 

Taylor Momsen's Parents Are Doing Great

2010-06-28

   Here’s Taylor Momsen with her band The Pretty Reckless performing at Warped Tour over the weekend and pushing Underage Summer into new levels of me going to jail. Except thanks to the keen investigative work of Reuters, I now know ...

 

Chris Brown's Forgiven, Everybody

2010-06-28

   Apparently we live in a world populated entirely by amnesiacs with Down Syndrome, because people cannot shut up this morning about how Chris Brown is “back” after his teary-eyed Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards last ...

 

Kelly Brook in a Bikini is Making Me Cry

2010-06-28

   Here’s Kelly Brook in Barbados over the weekend, and just for the record, I would without hesitation punch every single tooth out of Rihanna, Chris Brown, Mel Gibson, his infant love-child and Michael Jackson’s corpse for 30 ...

 

Joey Likes to Drinky and Other News

2010-06-28

   - Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially divorced. - Beatrice Borromeo’s royal swimwear. - Taylor Momsen was wearing shoes? - JWoww apparently hasn’t stopped wearing the same bikini. - Robert Pattinson is ready to stop...

 

Mel Gibson's Ex Has Dental Records

2010-06-28

   When it was reported over the weekend that Mel Gibson allegedly punched Oksana Grigorieva’s teeth out, pretty much everyone’s response was, “If he did, there’d be dental records.” Of course most of those peo...

 

Selena Gomez in a Bikini

2010-06-26

   I’m assuming God wants to test just how depraved society has become* because here’s yet another almost-18 starlet in revealing attire. This time around it’s Selena Gomez on the set of Monte Carlo today and had I known t...

 

Peaches Geldof in a Bikini

2010-06-25

   Here’s Peaches Geldof at a hotel in LA yesterday and I honestly couldn’t tell you what she’s famous for but I do know she’s banging Eli Roth which is kind of interesting. Mostly because when a director makes it bi...

 

Mel Gibson Slaps Ex With a Restraining Order

2010-06-25

 Mel Gibson has apparently filed a restraining order against Oksana Grigorieva, the Russian woman he dated for about five minutes yet somehow managed to knock up because rubbers make the baby Jesus cry. RadarOnline reports: Grigorieva was served the ...

 

Ashley Greene Forever Grateful to Twilight

2010-06-25

Ashley Greene said she will be forever grateful to Twilight because the movie series allowed her to escape being a waitress for the rest of her life! The 23-year-old actress believes she would still be taking orders now if it wasn't for her vampire role....

 

Justin Bieber's Mom Might Do Playboy

2010-06-25

   Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Lynn Malette has reportedly been offered a spread in Playboy, according to Canadian blogger Zack Taylor. And that’s not gonna mess this kid up at all. I mean, what’s healthier to a young boy&#...

 

Katy Perry 'Topless' for Esquire UK

2010-06-25

  Here’s Katy Perry posing topless for the UK edition of Esquire and if Russell Brand wants to win the hearts and minds of Americas, he needs to remove those arms on the ASAP. No, really, I’ve seen pics from Ground Zero that are less...

 

Members area was updated

2010-06-25

Added 12 video clips of Penelope Cruz.

 

Kristin Cavallari is Leathery and Other News

2010-06-25

   - Mel Gibson’s ex filed a restraining order first. - Jaden Smith is 11, people. E. Lev. En. - Tila Tequila’s daily areola showing. - Mickey Rourke’s hair was fucking epic. I don’t care what anyone else says. - Ash...

 

Adrianne Curry Naked in the Shower

2010-06-25

  Ever wanted to see Adrianne Curry naked in the shower with no make-up on? Too bad, you’re gonna. She posted the above pic to Twitter yesterday to honor some sort of promise to her followers, and I’m assuming Peter Brady took the pi...

 

Lindsay's SCRAM is a Piece of Shit

2010-06-25

   TMZ reports Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM is apparently sensitive to spray tanning solution which explains why she looks Cokey the Druggiest Jersey Shore Kid outside Voyeur last night: Multiple sources say people have told Lindsay she can&...

 

And Now Salma Hayek's Breasts

2010-06-25

   Dear Everyone Against Allowing Open Immigration from Mexico into the US, Eh? Sincerely, These Babies Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News Read More ... ...

 

Megan Fox Thinks She's a Bad Actress

2010-06-25

Jonah Hex star Megan Fox doesn't rate her own acting, admitting she's aware she's receiving more attention for her looks than for her work because she has not yet given any reason to win praise for her movies....

 

Does It Trip On To Your Penis?

2010-06-24

 Because the sex toy industry is practically NASA now, here’s the Lady Gag Gag doll which I assume is for the discriminating gentleman who wants to know exactly what it’s like to bang Heidi Montag in fishnets. On a sidenote, my entire tow...

 

Kendra Must've Smelled a New Sex Tape Deal and Other News

2010-06-24

   - Miley Cyrus is empowering you, ladies. - The Rebecca Gayheart Karma Watch: Someone needs to man that fence. - Kobe Bryant’s wife hates Khloe Kardashian. - Elizabeth Hurley apparently only owns one dress, but does anyone even look...

 

Jessica Simpson Must've Smelled Steak and Other News

2010-06-24

   - Ashley Greene should probably stop talking. - Megan Fox apparently doesn’t need to act anymore. - Taylor Momsen wants to push the Miley Cyrus boundaries even further. - The banner really says it all. - Rihanna’s chest deser...

 

The Vogue Eyewear Virtual Closet presents Angelina Jolie

2010-06-24

 Whether it's on the red carpet, being a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN or just spending the day with her children, Angelina Jolie exudes eye-catching elegance as one of the sexiest actresses working today. Want to tap into Angelina’s vampness,...

 

Al Gore Accused of Sexually Assaulting Masseuse

2010-06-24

   Al Gore is being accused of sexually assaulting an Oregon masseuse back in 2006 who claims the former vice president “groped me, grabbed me, engulfed me in embrace, tongue kissed me, massaged me grabbed my breasts.” Which sou...

 

Wedding Date for Carrie Underwood Revealed

2010-06-24

According to Life & Style magazine, singer Carrie Underwood will exchange vows with her hockey hunk fiancé Mike Fisher on July 10. The couple, who announced their engagement last December, will spend their honeymoon in Tahiti and Bora Bora....

 

Jeremy London's Alleged Kidnapper: 'We Partied Our Asses Off'

2010-06-24

 Brandon Adams, the man accused of kidnapping Jeremy London and forcing him to do drugs at gunpoint, has finally told his side of the story to RadarOnline and what follows is your usual tale of shady drug addicts doing shady drug addicty things that ...

 

Robert Pattinson Just Called Me a 'Nerd'

2010-06-24

   So remember when Kristen Stewart equated her celebrity status with being raped then had to walk that shit back or she’d be replaced with a paper bag? Well, Robert Pattinson does and now he’s decided to wave his sparkly cock i...

 

Lindsay Lohan Was 10 Hours Late

2010-06-24

   Seen here riding the painkiller snake last night, Lindsay Lohan apparently was 10 hours late to the photo shoot featured on Bravo’s Double Exposure last night. So, wait, the complete opposite of what Lindsay said was actually the t...

 

Lindsay Lohan Was Framed Again, You Guys

2010-06-23

   Seen here carrying a pizza box full of Vicodin (Nice try.), Lindsay Lohan has once again by set up by the vast criminal organization dedicated solely to make it look like she loves drugs and tardiness. This time around, the evil bastards...

 

Jeremy London's Family: 'Dude. Quit It.'

2010-06-23

 Despite threats from his lawyer, Jeremy London’s family is refusing to stop publicly seeking help for the actor by making it abundantly clear his kidnapping story is the by-product of a severe drug addiction. People reports: We love Jeremy, we...

 

I Will Never Get Tired of These.

2010-06-23

   Here’s Katy Perry performing on Live@Much yesterday and it really should be a law that she has to present her cleavage in album-promoting shape at all times. Some people might consider that giving the government too much power, but...

 

Elsa Pataky and the Panty Flash Parade

2010-06-23

   Because perverting is our national pastime, here are model/actress Elsa Pataky (Snakes on a Plane), Perrey Reeves (Entourage) and the new Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky flashing their panties at some point yesterday. None of these women rea...

 

Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr Back on Track

2010-06-23

According to several reports, Gossip Girl stars Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are planning to put the past behind them in a bid to rekindle their romance....

 

Lady GaGa Bites It

2010-06-23

   Here’s Lady GaGa biting it at Heathrow Airport this morning which seems almost impossible once you look at her shoes. You’d just assumed 20-foot-tall platforms would be the most stable piece of footwear known to man. Like wea...

 

Jessica Hart in a Bikini and I Forgot About Katy Perry

2010-06-23

   There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamp...

 

'If It's So Fancy, How Comes They Ain't Gots Starbucks?'

2010-06-23

   Here’s a pissed-off Britney Spears leaving the Marmalade Cafe in Calabasas yesterday presumably after finding out her bodyguard lied and it wasn’t KFC. While tricking her to eat salad is becoming increasingly important, it...

 

'So A Lot of You Have Seen My Vagina Recently. Pretty Cool, Right?'

2010-06-22

   “Thank you, LA House of Blues. You’re too beautiful tonight. As y’all might know my new album comes out tomorrow which is why you’ve seen a lot of my ‘Downtown Miley Brown‘ area latey. Don’t worr...

 

Hayden Panettiere is Still Banging a Giant and Other News

2010-06-22

   - Jerry Seinfeld realizes he’s responsible for The Marriage Ref, right? Just checking. - Megan Fox’s… ass? Maybe. Don’t quote me on that. - Danielle Staub’s face implant singing. - Emmy Rossum in leg warmers...

 

Lindsay Lohan Posing Nude with her SCRAM Bracelet

2010-06-22

   Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving the Roosevelt last night where she taught her little sister Ali that a night of popping Vicodins is just as fun as coke and booze even though you don’t have to suck any dick for it. Positive think...

 

Gary Coleman Filed a Restraining Order Against Shannon Price

2010-06-22

   Because the Gary Coleman Murder Mystery takes a backseat to no made-up kidnapping story, RadarOnline has learned Gary secretly filed a restraining order against Shannon Price in February, just months before his death: Coleman says that e...

 

Members area was updated

2010-06-22

Added 7 video clips of Heather Graham.

 

Kelly Rowland Needs God

2010-06-22

Kelly Rowland confessed she couldn't live without God in her life. The When Love Takes Over singer said her faith in God plays a huge role in her life as she knows He will always support her whether she's successful or not....

 

Katie Holmes' Mom-Ass Says Good Morning

2010-06-22

   I don’t really know why I decided to start the day with Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass in a pair of mom jeans, but sometimes you have to pay homage to what once was a proud institution/The Gift. On that note, did you know these things...

 

Salma Hayek's Breasts Were on Letterman

2010-06-22

   Because she’s starring in some movie about something, here’s Salma Hayek’s cleavage outside the Ed Sullivan theater last night before making an appearance on Letterman. Remember that scene in The Mask where Jim Carrey&#...

 

And Bullshittier…

2010-06-22

   Seen here in 2008, Jeremy London’s wife Melissa Cunningham is now claiming the police told her and Jeremy that random kidnappings where the victims are forced to do drugs are part of a new crime wave in Palm Spring. Except, surpris...

 

Jeremy London's Story Keeps Getting Bullshittier

2010-06-21

 Jeremy London, a known drug addict, claimed last week that he was kidnapped by two men who forced him to smoke crack and buy alcohol while driving him around in his own car. Since then his family has come forward to essentially say he’s making...

 

Miley Cyrus Flashed It Again

2010-06-21

   So sometime between this morning and last night’s post this occurred which makes me believe I made it happen with my dreams. — That’s not creepy! Here’s the latest shot to come out of Miley Cyrus’ Much Music...

 

Kristin Cavallari is Nipplely and Other News

2010-06-21

   - FUCK YOU, ORLANDO BLOOM. - Aubrey O’Day has been studying The Coco Book of Twittering. - Lady GaGa is Bombshell McGee now. - Megan Fox bombs another movie. - Britney Spears has such a healthy diet. How is this possible?! - Russel...

 

Amanda Bynes Quit

2010-06-21

   Because seeing her in the pages of Maxim is the only way to truly capture the gravity of this news, Amanda Bynes has announced on her Twitter she’s “retired” from acting: - I know 24 is a young age to retire but you hea...

 

So Ke$ha is an Actual Retarded Person? I Get It Now.

2010-06-21

   Here’s Ke$ha auditioning before the Much Music Video Awards last night and you’d think after Britney Spears the music industry would’ve learned a hard, yet valuable lesson, about giving recording contracts to the mental...

 
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