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Lindsay Lohan at the Maxim 2007 Hot 100 party

2007-05-17

When somebody accidentally puts you number one on their list of hottest women, it's only fair you show up to their party dressed like this to let them know what a horrible mistake they've made. Yeah, okay, it's not like Lindsay Lohan is deformed, but th...

 

Britney Spears wears see-through shirts

2007-05-17

Britney Spears was spotted at Dominic restaurant wearing a leopard print bra under a very see-through shirt. It's not like anybody's expecting her to show up in her Sunday best, but Jesus. I know prostitutes with better fashion sense than this. And, wel...

 

Paris Hilton gets off easy

2007-05-17

Paris Hilton's jail sentence has been cut in half from 45 days to 23 due to good behavior. Additionally, they'll be giving her her own special needs housing unit separated from the other prisoners. This was decided because of her high profile, Whitmore ...

 

Jenna Fischer has a broken back

2007-05-17

Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office) fractured four bones in her back Monday night after slipping on the marble steps at Buddakan. A friend said she spent the night in St. Vincent's hospital and had to cancel an appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Bri...

 

Elijah Wood To Play the Stooge Iggy Pop!

2007-05-17

In a bit of odd casting, Frodo is about to star as a punk God. Elijah Wood is set to play Iggy Pop in a biopic about the legendary rocker called The Passenger. Except for the large blue eyes, Elijah looks almost nothing like Iggy in the face, not to menti...

 

Britney Spears sends a message to fans

2007-05-17

Britney Spears has posted a message to her fans on her official site, saying: The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me. I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to l...

 

Lindsay Lohan getting sued

2007-05-16

Lindsay Lohan and her mom are being sued by a freelance photographer who claims Lindsay hit him with her mom's car back in March. The photographer is claiming he sustained severe and permanent personal injuries including injuries to both knees for which ...

 

Iraq's Too Dangerous for Prince Harry, Says British Army

2007-05-16

Prince Harry won't actually be sent to fight in Iraq after all, the British army has announced today blaming specific threats to his safety and media attention. Harry, who is third in line to the British throne, was due to head to southern Iraq in the ne...

 

Minnie Driver Was Not Dumped By Mindfreak for Cameron Diaz

2007-05-16

The splashy headlines today are that Minnie Driver faces heartache - heartache! again now that her fiancé, TV magician Criss Angel, was seen snuggling with Cameron Diaz recently in Vegas. Yet, Minnie and Angel haven't been seen together in months - so t...

 

Hilton's Mom: 'People Can Learn From Paris'

2007-05-16

Paris Hilton's mom, Kathy, says she hopes young people will learn from her daughter's mistakes which recently landed her a jail sentence. The socialite is facing 45 days in prison for violating the terms of her probation. We can only hope that something ...

 

Kim Kardashian looks different

2007-05-16

Kim Kardashian showed up to the Sons of Hollywood party looking completely different than we're used to seeing her: not covered in pee! Just kidding (but really not). I don't know if it's the red lipstick or what, but her face is almost unrecognizable. ...

 

Lindsay Lohan tops Maxim's Hot 100

2007-05-16

For some reason Lindsay Lohan has topped Maxim's 2007 Hot 100 List. And by topped I mean topped. As in number one. I don't know what the fuck is going on over at Maxim but I suspect their editors have all been replaced by 12-year-old girls. Or the mental...

 

Charlize Theron is kind of stupid

2007-05-16

Charlize Theron was spotted catwalking in front of a restaurant for almost five minutes as bystanders looked on in confusion. Spies outside downtown eatery La Esquina saw the star putting on a show . . . catwalking in front of the restaurant. One bystan...

 

Britney Spears is mean to her mom

2007-05-16

Britney Spears is allegedly so mad at her mom for urging her into rehab she's cut off all communication with her and even refused to visit her in the hospital on Mother's Day. Britney has cut off all communication with her mom, a friend of the 25-year-o...

 

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson kiss it up

2007-05-16

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson were spotted in Hollywood Monday night catching the Damnwells' show at the Troubadour. They arrived separately and greeted each other with a hug and a kiss on the lips. In the foyer they were talking and had their ha...

 

Members area was updated

2007-05-16

New celebrity Kelly Carlson was added!

 

Jessica Alba poses in GQ

2007-05-16

Jessica Alba has a nice little photoshoot with GQ which you can check out here. Although you have to hand it to them for managing to take somebody as hot as Jessica Alba and making her look like a stroke victim. Is uncontrollable drooling supposed to be ...

 

Bruce Willis likes them young

2007-05-16

52-year-old Bruce Willis is reportedly dating 23-year-old Playmate Tamara Witmer, who's only five years older than his daughter Rumer. Tamara says: He's got the sexiest voice! she says. He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really go...

 

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora split

2007-05-16

A rep for Denise Richards confirms that Denise and Richie Sambora have ended their year-long relationship which, if you recall, took place among rumors that Sambora cheated on Heather Locklear, that Richards betrayed her friend, and that Charlie Sheen ab...

 

Jodie Marsh has great ideas for shirts

2007-05-16

Jodie Marsh attended the photocall for her MTV reality show Totally Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle in which she looks for a husband in a nationwide casting call in the UK. And really, who wouldn't want to marry this? The class. The dignity. T...

 

Christina Aguilera still whorish

2007-05-16

Christina Aguilera was spotted at Teddy's last Friday with her makeup done up about as whorish as she's ever done it. And for some reason she looks nothing like Christina Aguilera. I've got a roast turkey in my fridge that looks more like Christina Agui...

 

Pamela Anderson nipple slip while dancing

2007-05-15

Pamela Anderson's nipple tried to sneak out while she was partying at the Palms Hotel and Casino over the weekend. Which would probably be more exciting if she wasn't an ex-Playboy model. Plus it's hard to get in the mood when there's a short bald dude i...

 

Cameron Diaz and Criss Angel maybe dating

2007-05-15

Cameron Diaz and magician Criss Angel were spotted together in Las Vegas last night, getting dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse and then catching a Cirque du Soleil show. A witness says: They were snuggling with each other and he was making her la...

 

Paris Hilton is psychologically unsound

2007-05-15

Paris Hilton's psychiatrist says she's distraught and traumatized and fears incarceration over her 45-day jail sentence, and is using that to get Paris out of testifying in a $10 million slander and libel suit against her by actress Zeta Graff. . Hilton ...

 

Paris Hilton is 'Distraught and Traumatized' Over Jail Time, Says Psychiatrist

2007-05-15

Paris Hilton's psychiatrist has said the socialite is so distraught and traumatized over her 45 day jail sentence that she needs time to recover from the shock before she can testify in a civil lawsuit against her. Dr. Charles Sophy has been speaking to ...

 

Petra Nemcova has horrible taste in men

2007-05-15

Petra Nemcova, who recently broke up with James Blunt, rebounded with Paris Hilton's ex Stavros Niarchos. The two were spotted making out at Bungalow 8 recently as they partied with Stavros' friend Brandon Davis. She was grinding him, our witness said. ...

 

Jessica Alba Pouts That Producers Don't See Past Her "Hotness"

2007-05-15

Jessica Alba wants to be a considered a serious actress. She told GQ mens magazine that she's very shy, and yet despite her barely clad magazine covers promoting her sexy image, she says: I try not to make the headlines. I'm self-conscious about this. I t...

 

Lindsay Lohan and Mom Sued By Photographer

2007-05-15

Lindsay Lohan and her mom are being sued by a photographer who claims he was hit by the actress' car. The photographer, Giovanni Arnold, claims to have suffered severe and permanent personal injuries when he was hit by Lohan's BMW on March 13. Arnold is ...

 

Pink Slams Pop Tartlets in "Stupid Girls"

2007-05-15

According to pro gossip Jeannette Walls when rocker Pink was asked how she feels about her peers, such as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, since she released her single lampooning them, 'Stupid Girls' recently said, They just get stupider and stupider. Bu...

 

Britney Spears doesn't need pants

2007-05-15

Britney Spears attended a party at club Teddy's in Los Angeles on Saturday and spent the night in her underwear. She was in the back corner with her friends and her two bodyguards had blocked off the area. According to a witness: They were jumping aroun...

 

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey hit the pool

2007-05-15

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey spent their weekend at the opening of the Cove Atlantis Hotel in the Bahamas. And it's not like he was attractive to begin with, but what the hell is happening to Nick Lachey? He looks like he's turning into the Pillsbu...

 

Logging in and commenting problems

2007-05-15

Looks like a huge number of people are having difficulty logging in and commenting. We're not entirely sure what the problem is yet but hopefully we'll get it fixed soon. Although you'd be surprised at how uneffective hitting your computer with a wrench c...

 

Members area was updated

2007-05-15

New celebrity Jessica Pare was added!

 

Paris Hilton: The Simple Life Awaits Her at the County Jail

2007-05-14

With time running out until her June jail date, Paris Hilton is keeping a low profile in a last ditch bid to avoid going to the slammer. A friend of the heirhead's told Britain's The Sun newspaper: Paris' attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She h...

 

JK Rowling May Write Harry Potter 8

2007-05-14

JK Rowling was rumored last year to be busy committing literary manslaughter, dropping hints in hopes that her loyal fans will be forewarned that young wizards are not immortal and that a character (or two!) could meet their Wizard Maker in the final book...

 

Sting's Wife Trudie Styler Is "A Monstrous Tyrant"

2007-05-14

Sting's wife Trudie Styler says she is no monstrous tyrant and is charging that the court settlement by a former employee against her is a deeply personal attack. A tribunal jury in London ruled last week that Trudie and Sting had broken employment laws b...

 

Kathy Griffin wants attention

2007-05-14

Remember when Kathy Griffin ate it in a London parking lot two weeks ago? Well apparently she faked the whole thing for some publicity. So she took a taxi to an event she knew would be well-covered by the paparazzi. As she was stepping out of the taxi, s...

 

Lilly Allen whines on MySpace

2007-05-14

22-year-old singer Lily Allen posted a whiny little message on her MySpace talking about feeling fat and ugly and how depressed she is. She writes: fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride m...

 

Jessica Alba bikini butt

2007-05-14

Pacific Coast News Jessica Alba had a photoshoot in Malibu last Friday and was spotted on the beach in a bikini and wet t-shirt. Which automatically makes this the best photoshoot ever. Well, except for any other photoshoot featuring me. Poets have died ...

 

Jessica Simpson looks like a whore

2007-05-14

Jessica Simpson was spotted at Pure nightclub in Vegas looking like a blow up sex doll. And not some nice expensive one from an upscale boutique. I'm talking one you'd find in the alley behind a porno theater. ...

 

Lindsay Lohan beach nipple slip

2007-05-14

Splash News You'd think Lindsay Lohan would've spent her weekend at the library reading to underpriveleged children, but you'd be wrong. Instead, she spent it in the Bahamas making out with her new boy toy Callum Best, hanging out in her bikini, and show...

 

Avril Lavigne and Pink don't like Britney Spears

2007-05-14

Avril Lavigne is blaming Britney Spears for her lack of popularity, saying nobody pays attention to her because Britney takes up so much space in the media. She has paparazzi at her house every day, Lavigne told the Australian newspaper Townsville Bulle...

 

Members area was updated

2007-05-14

New celebrity Amber Newman was added!

 

Britney's New Album Will Be "Fun"

2007-05-13

Britney Spears will avoid singing about her personal problems of the last year in favour of a fun sound on her new album. Spears' upcoming release will be about feeling good and celebrating womanhood Nate Danja Hills, who worked on the album, says. It's ...

 

Emma Watson Won't Play a Rebellious Teen

2007-05-13

'Harry Potter' starlet Emma Watson says she's turned down roles in teen movies because she doesn't want to play a rebellious teenager... and she doesn't want to get naked with a horse either. Watson says she's careful about the roles she chooses followin...

 

Brad Pitt Makes He-Man Movie Shortlist

2007-05-13

Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt could take the lead role in the new 'He-Man' movie, after being shortlisted for the part. The film's creators, who also worked on the latest 'Superman' movie, reportedly think Brad it perfect for taking the lead in big screen ver...

 

Bobby Brown: 'Osama bin Laden Wants Me Dead'

2007-05-13

Bobby Brown believes Osama bin Laden wants to kill him because he wants to marry his estranged wife Whitney Houston. He wanted to have me killed because he was in love with Whitney. He wanted to marry Whitney and make her one of his wives. That's some s*...

 

Members area was updated

2007-05-13

New celebrity Cybill Shepherd was added!

 

Angelina Jolie to Star as Lara Croft Again?

2007-05-13

Angelina Jolie could reprise her role as action babe Lara Croft in a third 'Tomb Raider' movie. Tomb Raider's creator, Ian Livingstone, says Paramount Pictures is considering whether to make a sequel to 'The Cradle of Life' which was released in 2003. Th...

 

Why Angelina Jolie Won't Make Brad Husband #3

2007-05-12

With two failing marriages behind her, 31-year-old Angelina Jolie says she has no plans to marry partner Brad Pitt, insisting their children are what 'binds them together'. The couple have three adopted children together: Maddox, five; Pax Thien, three an...

 
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