Rumour has it that Hollywood hunk Johnny Depp has been hooking up with 25-year-old Ashley Olsen!...

On the first day of grifting school, they teach you that Christians are the easiest targets because clearly these are people who will believe anything. Of course, I just made that up, but you know who believed it? Christians. Which brings me to Casey Anth...

- The trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 apparently requires its own trailer which I’m pretty sure spells the complete downfall of civilization. - Who wants to see Keanu Reeves assuming (correctly) that everyone in Hong Kong know...

Back in July, I began speculating that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, and pretty much kept at it with occasional pauses to point out she had an abortion because the fetus lacked a strong enough dagger-chin to crack free of its shell after birth, only t...

Nope, cocaine had nothing to do with any of these poses. Posted by Photo Boy Despite being outed recently as both broke and gay by Snooki – Two things that would drive any closeted vain-glorious moron to dive headfirst into a g-string full of blo...

When Miley Cyrus arrived to her Pilates class yesterday, apparently she was stricken with a rare disease that left her just capable enough to perform intense exercises for several hours, but not enough to walk an extra few feet to the door. So she real...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving f...

Programming Note: So since we launched our new comment threads until right about now, our galleries decided to wonk out a tad, slightly delaying this post and The Crap We Missed which we’re now posting for your perusal because pageviews put diamo...

America has a lot of problems right now. Our gun laws are murderously lax to the point where you can just shoot a black kid for carrying Skittles and get away with it, a legitimate potential presidential candidate literally wants to make porn illegal t...

Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed post in over a week, in which it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t disclose upfront that you almost got Rita Rusic for your Final Five, but then I came across these. Glad I’m back? Anyway, despite s...

Porn star Alex Torres (a.k.a. “Voodoo”) apparently woke up the other morning and decided he wanted some instant publicity by making up a story that hinges on Lindsay Lohan paying for goods and services while her dad was actually around and ...

According to Us Weekly reports, Amanda Seyfried and her new beau Josh Hartnett are apparently trying to show their relationship is official....

- Ever want to see Harry Potter as noted poet Allen Ginsberg? Of course you did. - Jessica Nigri really grasps Twitter. - Rosie O’Donnell is god-awful to work for. Who knew? - Truthful iPad Review - Peyton Manning is a Denver Bronco now. - Maria ...

Posted by Photo Boy When Jon Hamm first made what he thought was an offhand remark to an Elle UK reporter regarding his thoughts on reality television, he wasn’t thinking it would become anything more than that, let alone find himself defending t...

Last week, the New York Times ran what seemed to be an innocent article about ghostwriters working for celebrity chefs including Rachael Ray, Mario Batali, Jamie Oliver and, most notably, Gwyneth Paltrow who flipped the fuck out because the article bas...

Without even counting the fact she looks like someone gave a house legs and made it walk in galoshes, Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy has already shut off what minimal filter she has in her brain and yielded us such comments about how she’s a s...

Here’s JWoww and Snooki filming their Jersey Shore spinoff, Ah, Fuck, The Danny DeVito One’s Pregnant in Cancun over the weekend which I’ll just assume was supposed to be an episode about the two of them getting whore-hammered with sp...

During last night’s Human Rights campaign gala, Michael Fassbender presented Charlize Theron with the Ally for Equality Award which is apparently the proper venue for her to talk about how huge his cock is and her insatiable hunger for it. Suck i...

Sorry for the slight bit of lull after posting about Charlize Theron‘s love for the massive Fasswanger, but you’ll be surprised to learn we weren’t spending the entire time Googling pics of it. Mostly. What we were doing is getting ready...

BOOM. It’s a boy. Photos: Getty, Splash Read More ... ...

Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan has done exactly everything wrong that a person on probation could possibly do including, but not limited to buying drugs on camera, blowing off community service, and most recently committing another hit and run. Yet,...

According to several reports, some of the Twilight hard fans are trying to boycott The Hunger Games out of loyalty to their vampire movies. But actress Jennifer Lawrence has addressed them in a bid to make them understand Twilight has nothing to do with t...

For those of you wondering how Kris Jenner could top shamelessly exploiting the fact Khloe’s a bastard for her own personal gain because her heart’s a dried whore’s vagina, here she is celebrating Rob Kardashian‘s 25th birthday ...

- Bethenny Frankel just made sure Anderson Cooper will never stop being gay. - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere - Adam Scott apparently wants a mold of Channing Tatum‘s ass. Neat. - Every Itchy & Scratchy episode for anyone with 48 minutes ...

Welcome to the exact moment Lindsay Lohan might want to consider dressing up like a baby and running herself over, because here’s Tara Reid essentially telling Access Hollywood that at least she’s not Lindsay Lohan and completely having a l...

Huge thanks, everybody, for hanging in there with me this week while Photo Boy was away. In theory, he’ll be back Monday, and should the stars align, we even more theoretically might be able to tell you where he’s been and why this has been...

George Clooney was arrested in Washington, DC today for protesting outside the Sudanese embassy, except none of that’s even scandalous at all because he wanted to get arrested to bring exposure to his cause and was smiling the whole time. But wha...

Not even a year ago, Lady GaGa was clearly snorting buckets of coke and telling people she IS the theater, but like any woman, she hit 25 and started thinking about ways she can make her life more complicated than it needs to be. So here she is telling...

Apparently Kirsten Dunst refuses to uses elevators tarnished by the hoi polloi meat bags whose blood she feasts upon at will because her handlers commandeered an elevator at Chateau Marmont this week and refused entry to anyone lacking a distinctive sn...

- Jennifer Lopez‘s manager thinks this Casper Smart thing is fucked up/really wants to get fired. - Into Asian chicks? Cancel your morning. - Anderson Cooper and M.I.A. had some sort of fight that demonstrated neither one of them know anything ab...

According to a report from HollywoodLife, Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar Odom hit the rocks over their reality TV show....

Here’s a bikini-clad Nicki Minaj filming her new video “Starship” in Hawaii yesterday while wearing a blonde, green-tinted wig because apparently she really wants this conversation to happen: LADY GAGA: Hey, Kim? GaGa. Remember that t...

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson continuing to film Spring Breakers only this time in completely different, and smaller, bikinis than they wore yesterday while spraying each other with beer in a pool. If you told me this is ...

While you’d just assume the appetizer menu at Chili’s would be her greatest inspiration, Jessica Simpson will not be naming her unborn daughter Southwestern Eggrollesandra, but instead something that sounds exactly like a protective shield ...

In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, Rihanna defends collaborating with Chris Brown on the remix of “Birthday Cake” despite the fact he tried to cave her skull in and leave her for dead. Turns out selling a shit-ton of music makes you ver...

Before I even attempt to wrap my head around this story, I think it’s important that we all recognize one very crucial piece of information: Bobbi Kristina was raised by Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. How she made it to 18 is a goddamn miracle ...

- Some dude in England married a doll, and even more hilariously, felt the need to make its face look entirely uncomfortable with this turn of events. - Charlize Theron bought one of those black babies that are all the rage. - The 20 Hottest Photos of ...

Screen siren Eva Mendes reportedly wants to gain Ryan Gosling's trust because she is willing to take their relationship to the next level....

Via E! News: Vinny joked that he wants to turn the house’s “smush room” into a baby room for Snooki and Jionni’s future child. VINNY: ‘Ey, yo, Snook. Remember dat room I got da crabs in? We put a crib in it! OOOOOOOOOOH. S...

And now we know who the father is. Late last week, word got out that Jon Hamm made a comment in Elle UK where he called Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton “fucking idiots” because he’s an educated man with a keen sense of insight. Natura...

“So this is what it’s like to sex the ocean like a man. — I can take it or leave it.” And welcome to the part of the day where I whine and bitch and moan about Photo Boy not being here, and then stare wistfully out the window dr...

If I’m reading this Jezebel piece correctly (Which I highly suggest you give a look.), there’s a strong theory floating around that apparently Robert Downey Jr. is anonymously confirming blind gossip items in the comment threads of celebrit...

Seeing as he did it in front of 85 other cameras, Russell Brand isn’t even trying to pretend he didn’t steal a photographer’s phone and toss it through a window in New Orleans Monday night. He tweeted this just an hour ago because he&...

“I’ve struck again! BAHAHA- Wait, what do you mean it wasn’t a baby?” Because she’s clean and sober now and hates going out, Lindsay Lohan was trying to leave a club last night only to get “startled by the paparazzi&...

In case you haven’t heard me say it 20 times by now, the set of Spring Breakers has been a goddamn treasure trove, and it was only a matter of time until Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens slapped on bikinis for this cinematic tour de force. On tha...

According to the latest reports from People magazine, Charlize Theron has finally fulfilled one of her biggest dreams: becoming a mommy!...

- Seduce spelled backward is also Jon Hamm. — Did I type that out loud? - Speaking of battleships, here’s Rihanna fighting aliens in a movie adaptation of the boring as hell board game you played whenever your mom dumped you at your grandpa...

Originally, this was going to be a post about Megan Fox actually complimenting Rosie Huntington-Whitely instead of talking out her ass and making Steven Spielberg fire Michael Bay’s best Ferrari washer. So just assume she’s done hating hers...

Apparently doing nothing but yoga makes you the equivalent of a goddamn ‘roid addict, because here’s Russell Brand absolutely losing his shit in New Orleans yesterday by taking a paparazzo’s phone then chucking it through a window dir...

Normally this would be the part of the day where Photo Boy regales you with random pics of Prince Charles, David Hasselhoff or on a good day, THE DINK, but since he’s not here for the week you get pregnant Kristin Cavallari swimsuit photos. Grant...