- Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend is Superman. There’s no other explanation here. - JWoww’s giant breasts are still out there. - Carrie Underwood is now Carrie Fisher. - Paris Hilton’s collateral damage. - Edward ...

   - Cristiano Ronaldo names his son.. Cristiano Jr. Of course. - Kim Kardashian immediately after a mustache wax. - Robert Pattinson saving a puppy. You’re welcome, ladies. - Conan O’Brien nominated for an Emmy while Jay Leno w...

   Congratulations to Erin from Washington, D.C. for winning Round 2 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. She’ll go on to compete with Gianna from Vegas in the final round that sadly doesn’t involve pillows or me covered in c...

   And The Mel Gibson WTF Recordings continue. In this edition, Master Mel finds himself once again enraged with Mistress Oksana and informs her of his intentions to submerge her ‘neath yonder soil. RadarOnline doth telleth the tale: ...

   Here’s Lady GaGa performing on Today this morning and the only possible way she could look more like Madonna in the top pic is if scarab beetles flew out of her mouth and started abducting small black children. No, really, I litera...

   Making her first appearance since being sentenced to 90 days in jail, here’s Lindsay Lohan outside Blick Art Supply in LA last night and you gotta love the thought process here. “I know! I’ll cover my face so they can o...

 Thanks to a years-in-the-making plan by our Jewish high-rulers, new documents in the Mel Gibson domestic violence case are coming out and it’s looking like he pulled a gun on Oksana Grigorieva. However, Mel’s lawyers are claiming he̵...

  Here’s Kelly Brook posing in the iconic Slave Leia outfit for the latest issue of Total Film because… I… er… uh… UTINNI! *ejaculates into a cloud of dust* (Thanks to everyone who wrote in on this one.) Photos: To...

   - The Mel Gibson WTF Recordings Audio. - Michael Lohan wants Lindsay in rehab today. - Tori Spelling’s chest sinkhole is getting worse. - Adrien Brody actually doesn’t suck in Predators. - Blake Lively is somehow even hotter ...

   Here’s Jessica Simpson in Italy today with her new boyfriend Eric Johnson who’s doing exactly what I’d be doing in his shoes: Staring directly at her cleavage while praying to sweet heaven she doesn’t talk and/or ...

Lady GaGa says she quit drugs because she didn't want to lose her father's respect. The Poker Face hitmaker says she was desperate to rebel against her parents when she was younger, but ended up changing her ways in order to save the relationship she has ...

 Because Mel Gibson’s always been a trendsetter, Jaleel White is under investigation for allegedly punching the mother of his child in the implant, according to TMZ: Sources familiar with the police report tell us … the alleged victim cla...

   Since it’s time for something, anything, that’s not a freckled cokewhore queefing all over the legal system, here’s Dita Von Teese on the Jean-Paul Gaultier runway in Paris last night. I don’t even know what this ...

   Welcome to the first round of voting for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. While I initially promised a Top 20 of ladies, I got tired of trying to narrow it down and just made it the Top 25. That’s like 50 breasts for the price ...

 Seen here in his 2006 mugshot, police have announced they’re investigating Mel Gibson for domestic abuse after interviewing Oksana Grigorieva and most likely hearing the tape where he basically admits to it because who doesn’t love a goo...

 Coming off the heels of Lindsay shopping around a $1 million post-jail interview and to the absolute surprise of no one, her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley just resigned, according to TMZ. I’m going to assume Lindsay was presented with a bill thi...

   Because going to jail should be always be a financially rewarding experience, Lindsay Lohan is currently trying to sell her first post-jail interview for $1 million, according to Popeater: “Financially, it’s the best thing th...

 I don’t know what’s taking the police so long to blow this thing out of the water, but Jeremy London is now giving exclusive interviews where he claims to have used his acting ability to escape his harrowing kidnapping ordeal where he wa...

   First off, congratulations to Gianna from Las Vegas for winning Round 1 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. Everyone liked your boobs. And now on to Round 2. You guys know the drill: Vote for your favorite lady then act like none of ...

After being sentenced to 90 days in prison for violating her probation for a driving under the influence (DUI) arrest in 2007, 24-year-old actress Lindsay Lohan will be segregated from the general population at Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Faci...

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation in her DUI case, followed by a 90-day inpatient rehab program. She failed to attend her alcohol ed classes based on the schedule set by the judge....

   Seen here sending the courtroom more secret messages than the gnomes in my cereal – I will not touch myself in the park! – Lindsay Lohan has apparently been ingesting a cocktail of prescription drugs ranging from amphetamines...

   After a day of weeping outside the courthouse and going on Larry King Live, you’d think Michael Lohan would spend the rest of the night in somber reflection of his daughter’s plight. Except if you actually thought that, you&#...

   - Rachel Dratch is pregnant? How the fu… - Angelina Jolie pities you. - Marisa Miller in lingerie. Cooking. ‘Nuff said. - Leonardo DiCaprio is a fucking idiot. - Hillary Duff might be pregnant. - Bar Refaeli does V Magazine. ...

   I literally stopped paying attention to this whole thing because I expected to hear, “Lindsay Lohan Given 85th Chance to be a Fucking Idiot Again,” but apparently the California Legal System decided to show up today and slap ...

 Mel Gibson’s camp has vehemently denied he ever punched Oksana Grigorieva in the face, knocking out two of her teeth, so of course the latest recording to come out has Mel admitting to hitting her in the face because she “fucking deserve...

  Because the Internet is a constant stream of amazing, someone – I’m guessing DJ Stolen. Call it a hunch. – just posted a topless/quasi-nude shot of Ke$ha apparently covered in semen. I say that because of my keen skills of de...

   Just in time for the release of her book “Sliding into Home,” Kendra Wilkinson’s husband Hank Baskett has reportedly been caught cheating with strippers on the side. Apparently that didn’t bother Kendra yesterday ...

 Legal experts are weighing in on Lindsay Lohan displaying the words “Fuck U” on her fingernails during her probation hearing yesterday which many believe was a direct message to the judge. If so, it could land her immediately in jail for...

   Here’s the State of the Banner Girl Address: Right now I’ve managed to narrow down 600+ photos to around 150 possible Banner Girls. Thanks to the overwhelming, and awesome response, it’s turned out to be more wristback-...

   - George Michael continues to dominate life. - Madonna’s still tonguing the Jesus. - Geri Halliwell in a bikini. - Kendra wrote a book called “Sliding Into Home?” — Too easy. - Jessica Alba’s cleavage isR...

   With Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic rants crossing that fine line between adorable and terroristic threats, it’s nice to see there’s “artists” like Prince who still dabble in the kind of crazy that more closely r...

   You can tell it’s a killer by the haunches. Photos: INFdaily Read More ... ...

Katy Perry thinks Miley Cyrus will have the same fate as troubled former child star Britney Spears. It seems the California Gurls hitmaker saw the 17-year-old singer backstage at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto on June 20 and was reportedly shocked by wha...

Singer/actress Demi Lovato seems to be going crazy over her split from Joe Jonas. According to insiders, the star — who was dumped by the Jonas Brother rocker back in May — had a mini breakdown after partying with her friends because of Joe....

   Seen here reminding the world why she’s relevant over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan actually showed up for court today – on time – for her probation hearing. Which must’ve felt awesome until the prosecution started d...

   Here’s Holly Madison hosting Wet Republic’s 4th of July party over the weekend and I think it’s time we allow this act of patriotism to make up for the fact she dated Criss Angel. I mean, for all we know he hypnotized h...

   To everyone’s surprise, Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court early today and as a reward for crawling out of the gutter on time, she got ambushed by a process server who slapped her with a $17,000 lawsuit. TMZ reports: The pro...

Hunky British actor Robert Pattinson has said he would definitely date a fan! According to UK's GMTV, the star – who is rumored to be romancing his Twilight costar Kristen Stewart – said that he isn't against stepping out with one of his admirers....

According to New York Post gossip column Page Six, it seems Gossip Girl actress Jessica Szohr, who recently split from her costar beau Ed Westwick, shared a private drink with costar Sebastian Stan at a New York bar....

   Hey, guys, popping my head up out of this holiday weekend for a few quick items: 1. Anna Faris totally naked on the set of What’s Your Number? Now there’s speculation these pics currently making the Internet rounds might be a...

   Lindsay Lohan tweeted she was randomly punched in the face by a waitress while celebrating her birthday last night at Voyeur. Except here she is leaving the club looking remarkably chipper and non-punched-in-the-facey which makes this Us...

 Sierra here seemed to not only grasp the true meaning of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest but also it’s subtle, yet ultimately more important ulterior motive: Curing cancer. At this point, you know the drill. More ladies on the Facebook and...

   Alright, folks, I’m cutting out for the weekend and won’t be back until Tuesday, so please enjoy this magical slice of patriotism in my stead. In the meantime, don’t forget to enter The Superficial Banner Girl Contest o...

   - Elin Woods is NOT getting $750 million. - Robin Wright looks happy. I wonder why… - Jeremy London’s attempt to silence his family gets shot down by judge. - Monica Belluci’s cleavage finally succumbs to time. Goddammi...

   - I think I just found my Banner Girl. - The Situation is releasing a rap album. Of course. - Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend should be subject to Megan’s Law or free 17-year-old BJs for everyone! - Andrew Garfield is your new low-bud...

Twilight actress Kristen Stewart is sick worried that she might be killed on the red carpet. According to the UK's Hello magazine, the grumpy star fears the crush of fans and paparazzi could someday rise up and kill her....

   Hopefully a virtual mountain of porn star vagina was worth it because Tiger Woods is reportedly facing a $100 million divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren Woods and child support, according to TMZ: As one source with direct knowledge of ...

   Here’s a topless pic of Katy Perry that just found it’s way into my inbox and I have no idea where it came from, how old it is, if it’s real, whatever. What I do know is those nipples are huge and this looks close enoug...

   So remember how Britney Spears was looking somewhat decent the other day? Welcome back to a land called “Reality,” my friends. Here she is leaving Starbucks in Calabasas yesterday where she reminded all of us she’s neve...