UPDATE: Apparently Rihanna’s tattoos are fake props for her starring role in Battleship – the movie based on the game about putting pegs in little plastic ships. Now, whether that’s more or less messed up than having a ...

 Too subtle? You’re right. In a new tell-all book written by former Girls Gone Wild cameraman Ryan Simkin, Joe Francis is accused of allegedly being stupid enough to use Paris Hilton’s vagina of all landfills as his personal coke mule, ac...

 WHEN Bilbo Baggins isn’t battling Smaug on his quest to the Lonely Mountain, he enjoys a good read atop the many ponies afford by the Shire. You, too, can pick up a book and go wherever your imagination takes you! — Or smell like someone...

 If you’re like me, you spent most of the weekend in a hazy fog punctuated by the occasional hamburger, so you probably missed Kanye West going on a two-hour Tweeting session Sunday morning where he finally opened up about interrupting Taylor S...

 After being disqualified from participating in the Haitian presidential election, Wyclef Jean has decided decorum is for chumps and started firing back at his critics while performing for Hot 97’s Reggae Trip. Most notably Sean Penn (above), w...

   Seen here in Hawaii yesterday without a care in the world, Paris Hilton was apparently released on her own recognizance in less than three hours from the Clark County Detention Center following her arrest for cocaine possession last week...

   “Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.” - Heidi Montag via Twitter. Photos: Pacific Coast News Read More ... ...

   Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene’s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway, based on Miley̵...

So, why does pop star Ke$ha look like trash? It seems the reason has been found. She dresses from the garbage! I like digging through thrift stores and sometimes the garbage — yes it's true! — sometimes the garbage, she said....

After we heard recent rumors that Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick rekindled his relationship with former flame Jessica Szohr, Britain's Closer magazine says the actor is single!...

According to recent reports, pop star Rihanna will release her new record later this year. Although an exact release date for the album has not been confirmed yet, we know the record, called Loud, will hit shelves in November....

 Which has nothing do with this Australian men’s soccer team he just made friends with. Purely coincidental. With the first case ending in a mistrial, John Travolta has decided to drop extortion charges against the paramedic who demanded $25 mi...

Singer-and-actress Jennifer Lopez confessed she has problems while she tries to relax herself. The sexy star, mother of two-year-old twins Max and Emme, admits she is constantly worrying about her family and rarely gets time to indulge her own interests....

Sources say 20-year-old Kristen Stewart is growing tired of Robert Pattinson's possessive ways. According to insiders, the actress doesn't feel comfortable with the fact that Rob wants to be with her 24/7 and sends her text messages when he's not around....

According to UK's The Sun, after several months of dating, Rehab singer Amy Winehouse has split from her beau Reg Traviss following revelations he had been cheating on her with his former girlfriend, burlesque dancer Raven Isis Holt....

   … MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A! See you Tuesday, - The Superficial NOTE: I’ll be...

   Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only ...

   Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slight...

According to Entertainment Weekly magazine, Sandra Bullock is the most powerful actress in Hollywood. The publication says Bullock, who suffered a very public divorce after her husband Jesse James cheated on her with a string of different women, is wanted...

   Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in ...

   Because who’s more synonymous with sex tapes these days? (Besides Kim Kardashian because that’s the only way she got famous, the only way.) Kendra Wilkinson was asked for her input on the Montana Fishburne situation this morn...

 “Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.” Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40...

   - Sophie Turner is a fashionable dresser. - Chris Robinson hates Taylor Swift. - Prepare to enter The Era of Dorff. - Chris Klein really learned his lesson this time and will makes sure to stop after his turn to hit a baby. - Taylor Moms...

   - Jerry Lewis is a national treasure. - Carmen Electra in her everyday clothes. Everyday clothes. - Jennifer Aniston is banging Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds? - Jon Hamm might be “too” perfect. - Brittany Flickinger ap...

According to a bombshell new report, Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend Aussie actor Liam Hemsworth used her to raise his celebrity!...

   Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab with plenty of time to attend the premiere of her latest movie Machete yet was noticeably absent on the red carpet. Turns out Robert Rodriguez didn’t want her there, according to Us Weekly: ...

 Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she, and only she, truly knows what’s happening with her arrest for felony possession of cocaine, according to her Twitter: These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not g...

   When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sid...

   - Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read. - Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good. - Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two time. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY...

 Is it because no one thinks she’s that hot anymore? Or is this more of a subtle critique on the unfair social stigma surrounding queefs? I’ve honestly never been any good at interpreting art. *looks at painting of dogs playing poker* WHA...

 Because Lindsay Lohan has taught the world that being on probation in LA means absolutely cockshit, T.I. and his new wife managed to get themselves busted last night after cops smelled marijuana wafting out of their car on Sunset Blvd. They both wer...

   You know how in sci-fi movies when science just goes ahead and does something simply because it can only to have it blow up in its face by causing a massive global catastrophe like Godzilla, or for the sake of argument, allowing women to...

 Don’t Miss the Season Premiere of JERSEYLICIOUS Sunday, Sept. 5 8/7c on Style Network - ADVERTISEMENT - Read More ... ...

   “You may call me, The Blobfather.” According to his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin reportedly extorted money from Kate Gosselin numerous times by threatening to report her to child protective services for alleged...

   In the midst of her self-orchestrated arrest for cocaine possession, Paris Hilton’s hairstylist has rushed to her defense by having the huge, gay balls to say, wait for it, she “doesn’t have time” to do coke. Pari...

Pop star Rihanna has found out that teen star Taylor Momsen had been dissing her in the media, so she got hold of the Gossip Girl star's telephone number and she put her to respect....

  Seen here doing her best Buffalo Bill impression – “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard.” – Demi Moore is apparently getting two-timed by Ashton Kutcher if you consider Star a reliable source, a...

 - Behind the Scenes of ‘Mad Men.’ - Teresa Guidice will eat your goddamn face off. - J.K. Rowling > Stephenie Meyer. - Salma Hayek may have breasts. I can’t be 100% sure… - Cameron Diaz is 38, so only 200 years to go unti...

 Thanks to Operation: Fuck You, Lindsay, Paris Hilton has been officially banned from the Wynn and Encore resorts in Vegas and also managed to get her boyfriend Cy Waits blacklisted from working with Steve Wynn again in the process. People reports: T...

 I’m still not putting my pants back on. Heidi Montag has fired off a letter to Vivid’s Steve Hirsch effectively shutting down any chance of the sex tape that never really existed – unless you ask Karissa Shannon – seeing the ...

According to reports, Brad Pitt is really furious with partner Angelina Jolie, because she talks a lot about how their daughter Shiloh loves to dress like a boy. Sources say that Brad is upset that Shiloh's getting too much attention at the expense of her...

 (And, no, not because he’s Asian. Jerks.) What at first seemed like another heroic attempt to bring us Shark MONTH, the manifesto of James Lee (above), the armed gunman possibly holding an explosive device in the Discovery Channel building, ha...

   I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It's not fun anyway. I don't care. It's the same thing every time. – Vanity Fair. Once again I find mys...

   Here’s Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt in Costa Rica pretending to be a divorced couple sharing custody of their dogs because that shit happens all the time. (Actually it might. You pet lovers are weird.) Anyway, for two people who ...

Mega-rich rapper Jay-Z sure knows how to treat his lady. According to insiders, he is reportedly planning to buy his wife Beyonce a private yacht when she turns 29 on September 4....

   Full Disclosure: I’m a man (on the outside) so I have absolutely no clue when it comes to make-up or fashion that doesn’t involve a giant pair of breasts trying to smother me. The “true death,” if you will. That b...

   Despite writing a hit song called “Telephone” – HAM-FISTED IRONY WARNING – Lady GaGa is reportedly so afraid of cell phones she makes an assistant hold one a cancer-free distance away from her face while she presu...

   Thanks to a slew of misinformation coupled with America’s love of blaming brown people for shit during an election year, a lot of simple, white Christian folk have been up in arms lately about an Islamic community center being buil...

Insiders say director Quentin Tarantino has eyed Justin Timberlake to star in one of his movies. The Pulp Fiction filmmaker is reportedly considering the SexyBack hitmaker for a new violent epic based around a trainee hitman....

   Before being sentenced to jail/rehab for a four-week spa treatment and pedi, Lindsay Lohan sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair where she opened up about her alleged drug use and commitment to acting. And by opened up I of course m...