God help me. NOTE: It is curious that between these pictures and these pictures she managed to put on about 20 pounds. Especially considering they were taken on the same day. Photos: Splash ...

I still don't know who Ashley Tisdale is, but she's still in Hawaii wearing bikinis and that's good enough for me. Although it's freaking me out that she's 22-year-old and somehow manages to look 12. I'd suggest a time machine, but everybody knows the o...

Hilary Duff spent her Fourth of July with her sister Haylie Duff on the beach. And I know she's 19-years-old, but there's something deeply disturbing about seeing her in a bikini. Whenever she dresses like an adult she always ends up looking like some k...

Britney Spears already wrote a letter to the paparazzi apologizing for the umbrella incident, but she decided that wasn't enough and posted an update to her official website with the same stupid garbage. I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4...

If you don't understand why I'm posting these shots of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini you really don't belong on the site. I'm not even sure if you belong on the planet. And I don't want to perpetuate any of the unrealistic body images set by society, ...

Remember back in February when Britney Spears shaved her head, went crazy, and then attacked a car with her umbrella? Well she wrote a letter to X17 (the paparazzi agency that photographed her) and it makes absolutely no sense at all. She writes: Dear x1...

Have fond childhood memories of Alvin and the Chipmunks? Want to see those memories get raped in the ass by Hollywood? Then check out the official movie poster here....

Famous magazine has the first pictures (pretty SFW) from Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo's sex romp in Mexico and they're extremely disappointing. Last week pictures came out of Nick and Vanessa running around naked in Mexico, and then word leaked that ...

The Arctic Monkeys have become the latest musicians to question whether performers taking part in Live Earth on Saturday are suitable climate change activists. It's a bit patronising for us 21 year olds to try to start to change the world, said drummer Ma...

Kate Moss kicked Pete Doherty out of her home yesterday after finding out he had a fling with a South African last Thursday. All of Doherty's stuff was moved out and the two are allegedly broken up for good. The Mirror UK reports: The couple had a series...

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Troubled political offspring Al Gore III was arrested early Wednesday morning for doing 100 MPH on a California highway in an environmentally friendly hybrid Toyota Prius. Oh, and he was also charged with having some green bud on him (again!) as well as f...

So it's finally over between Kate Moss and Pete Doherty? According to reports Kate has thrown her Baby Shambles man out of her London home after he cheated on her with a South African model named Lindy last Thursday. The couple were said to have had a rag...

We haven't heard any official confirmation out of Christina Aguilera's people, but her estranged father is blabbing to the media that the pop star is pregnant with her first child. Fausto Aguilera told Life & Style magazine: I'm so excited. I want Christi...

Shia LaBeouf had landed at the No. 2 on Entertainment Weekly magazine's list of stars. He's got a career that other young actors can only dream of and he knows it. While appearing on The Early Show on CBS to promote Transformers, Shia said his success has...

Let's hope stick thin Nicole Richie is eating an extra leaf of lettuce now that she's looking very pregnant, about 3 months along. She hasn't come out and confirmed her condition though, which is understandable since she has other things on her mind - lik...

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Kate Moss is being dropped by lingerie brand Agent Provocateur and her $1 million contract won't be renewed when it expires next month. No specific reason was given, though they're replacing her with a fresh face to represent their brand. And who can bla...

I guess Scarlett Johansson has finally gotten sick of being sexy and decided to start looking like this. Instead of owning a mirror, she probably has a giant poster of herself up when she was hot. There's no other explanation for how she could leave her...

Lindsay Lohan quietly turned 21 yesterday and spent the day at a beach house wearing a bikini and giant blue plastic shoes. Her mom and sister were there, along with friends Samantha Ronson, DJ AM, and Evan Ross. She left the party around 2:15 AM and we...

I don't know if this is news since we've already known for weeks, but several sources have confirmed that Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant. She's been dating Joel Madden for over six months and In Touch reports that the two will get married this summer....

Michelle Rodriguez was spotted in LA doing chin-ups on a beam at Teddy's Thursday night. She managed to do seven, and when asked why she was exercising at a bar she replied: I'm a dork. Although a more appropriate response would've been to just pull out...

Naked pics of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are making the rounds to gossip mags. Life and Style magazine published a set of images allegedly showing the nude couple snogging in a hot tub while on vacation in Mexico.The 'Newlyweds' star and his MTV DJ ...

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Ashley Tisdale was spotted in Hawaii yesterday in a bikini. And I'm pretty sure she isn't famous, but she was in Disney's High School Musical and she shares the same birthday as Lindsay Lohan (she turned 22 yesterday), so that's good enough for me. Besi...

Actress Michelle Pfeiffer - who isn't in the news and gossip columns nearly enough - has hailed fashion guru Giorgio Armani as her soulmate saying his guidance has kept her off the worst-dressed lists. The 49-year-old beauty met Armani while filming Scarf...

Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has become a pioneer of sorts. Setting aside artistic vision, at least somewhat, she going to be the first singer to pen lyrics to endorse products in her songs. Fergie will receive a reported $4 million by Candie's to promot...

Jessica Simpson was spotted at the gym showing off her insane man calves. The rest of her looks pretty good, but damn. There are bodybuilders sitting at their computers right now weeping. Oh, not because of her calves or anything, but because I just sho...

Here's Part 2 of the epic story that is Paris Hilton at the beach. There was just too much story to fit into one post. Too much action. Too much romance. Too much danger. Check out Part 1 here. Photos: Splash...

Thanks for letting me borrow your bikini, grandma. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are currently in St. Tropez, France having a joint bachelor/bachelorette party before their wedding this weekend. And because it's St. Tropez, of course Eva Longoria was spot...

Fergie has become the first singer to use product placement and is being paid a ridiculous $4 million by Candie's to promote their clothing line in her songs. An executive at Interscope says: With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make...

Paris Hilton was spotted on a beach in Hawaii doing some sort of slut calisthenics. She's literally just lying there practicing spreading her legs, like she's training for some nonexistent whore competition. If you ever went on a date with her, I imagin...

Turns out Mindfreak magician Criss Angel has been married for the past five years to a woman named Joanne Sarantakos, and the two kept their relationship a secret to increase Angel's sex appeal (?) amongst fans. However, now the two are getting divorced,...

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Over there, captain! I can almost see my sense of shame! Rebecca Gayheart was spotted topless with her husband, Eric Dane, on a chartered yacht during their vacation in Porto Cervo. Which might actually be exciting if she was hot or if I knew who the hel...

Lindsay Lohan has been quietly moving all her stuff out of her apartment at the Sierra Towers in LA because the place is reportedly too wild for her new reformed lifestyle. Gatecrasher reports: The Sierra Towers is party central, says an insider. Lindsay...

When Cameron Diaz fell under the spell of Criss Angel, the magic man neglected to tell her he was married -- and had been for five years. Now the Mind Freak's wife, Joanne Sarantakos, has come forward and named Cameron as his lover in the divorce papers, ...

Wild child Lindsay Lohan has been celebrating turning 21 for about five years but now that she can officially' go into a bar in the US and have a drink, she's instead in rehab recovering from the last time she got shit-faced. Lilo is celebrating her birth...

Sources say Jessica Simpson's manager dad, Joe Simpson, has pushed back the release date twice for her new film Blonde Ambition because it's no good and he doesn't want it competing with other films. An insider tells Gatecrasher: First, the release date ...

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Jessica Simpson was spotted walking around Hollywood dressed like this. And she looks decent enough, but what's going on with her purse? She looks like she stole it form a kindergarten class. It probably wouldn't even look that weird except she's dresse...

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Stephanie Tanner showed up to the launch of the Pink Taco restaurant in Los Angeles yesterday with some massive new boobs. At least I think they're new. The last time I saw her she was 8-years-old and asking Bob Saget about puberty, so for all I know sh...

Nicole Richie is asking the same question that many others ask about her: Why is she famous? Other than a few seasons on The Simple Life and being the priviledged daughter of singer Lionel Richie, her main connection to fame is her friend Paris Hilton, a...

Paris Hilton flew to Hawaii after her Larry King interview and arrived in Maui yesterday wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, and a black wig. I'm assuming this is part of her campaign to reinvent herself as Smart Paris. Except everything she knows she lear...

Kevin Federline is refusing to sign his divorce papers because he's concerned about Britney Spears' recent behavior, and wants proof Britney is able to handle joint custody of their children. A source tells People: Britney's attorneys are anxious to see ...

British teen actor Daniel Radcliffe has joined the lofty ranks of the highest paid film stars of all time. Joining the likes of Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, Dan just penned a deal that will pay him $50 million to star in the final two wizard fil...

22-year-old pop singer Lily Allen was arrested yesterday after allegedly attacking a photographer outside a London nightclub back in March. She went to a London police station yesterday morning by appointment and was arrested, but then released on bail. ...

It's a super slow news day, which means absolutely unnecessary pictures of random people nobody cares about. Here's Alessandra Ambrosio at the opening of the Victoria's Secret Candy Store in New York yesterday. After looking at Britney Spears and circus...