I've honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it's hard not to make you guys suffer... ...read full story ...

Here's Sasha Grey pretending to pose nude for PETA which makes no fucking sense when you think about it. Keeley Hazell went completely topless to save the animals and even the Real Housewives chick made with the full ass... ...read full story ...

- Miranda Kerr's sexiness examined. [GQ] - Jessica Simpson's head on a tit tray. [Lainey Gossip] - Glenn Beck is afraid Sarah Palin will steal his time slot. So that journal entry he wrote her was just for ratings?... ...read full story ...

Ha ha, smashing, Reginald. I, too, enjoy delicious foie gras. But if it's not served at the proper temperature, I get so angry I just want to punch an exquisite armoire until it shuts it's skank mouth and admits... ...read full story ...

Kylie Minogue recently revealed that she's a bit bisexual. Even if she admits she can't help admiring beautiful women she's inflexible saying she has never been involved in a lesbian relation. ...

The Surrogates star, Bruce Willis, believes that people have been too dependent to social networks as a form of talking to each other....

v has been recently branded as really sexy by a movie legend, Hugh Grant. I haven't watched the second part yet of Twilight yet, but I understand the fascination with Robert. I think he's really sexy! said Hugh. ...

If you have sleepless nights wondering what Angelina Jolie would do after the divorce, read on. She recently declared that she's planning to live in Europe and she intends to adopt ANOTHER child. Perhaps buying an orphanage would be the best choice for h...

John Mayer is the cover story for the latest issue of Rolling Stone where he opens about his love life to absolutely no one's surprise because it's John Mayer: On Jennifer Aniston: I'm the asshole. I burned the American... ...read full story ...

Simon Cowell is one of the stars decided to help Haiti. He's putting together a charity single to raise the necessary money. He's confident that his all stars cast will manage to raise an important amount of money. ...

Courtney Love has recently declared that she would really like to meet Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards. And since they both have a history of heavy drinking, Courtney is decided to ask Keith to let her touch his liver!! ...

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- Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are only pretending to have sex when people are looking. [PopEater] - Jennifer Lopez's career goes from ass to mouth. [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian has a lucky pillow or, my guess, a... ...read full story ...

Well, this was inevitable. That being said, who the hell picks up a camera and goes, Hey, you know what would be awesome to capture forever? Nadya Suleman in a bikini? I honestly didn't think there were that many... ...read full story ...

Before appearing on today's Good Morning America, Heidi Montag resorted to her old tricks by inviting the paparazzi outside her secret hideaway in LA yesterday. These are the first candid shots of Heidi since undergoing 10 reconstructive surgeries ...read...

Olivia Munn is no longer setting Chris Pine's penis to stun, according to People: Though they kept things private while dating this fall, Star Trek star Chris Pine and actress Olivia Munn have ended their romance, PEOPLE has confirmed.... ...read full sto...

Britney Spears apparently found a way to get around the $1500 spending limit imposed by her conservatorship, according to TMZ: We've learned Britney is using her bodyguard's credit card to score purchases that don't fit into her conservatorship budg ...re...

Here's Whitney Port celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day in Miami because apparently she thinks all black guys like white women in bikinis. That's racist. Scope Out (24) Pics of Whitney Port After the Jump Photos: INFdaily, Splash News... ...read full s...

Despite the fact she hid her face with a hood and enough bronzer to make those Jersey Shore kids pop erections of envy, Lindsay Lohan was actually invited to the The New York Times Style Magazine Party and didn't... ...read full story ...

George Clooney just scored a major coup for his Hope for Haiti Telethon. E! News reports: I just got word that the Twilight star has signed on for Friday's Hope for Haiti telethon. As of right now, it looks... ...read full story ...

For those of you already following The Superficial on Twitter, or just now realizing I even have one (The tits are distracting, I know.), consider this the official launch after months of me dicking around with a temporary account... ...read full story ...

- George Clooney getting married? That'd be like Aquaman moving into a dryer. [PopEater] - Taylor Lautner could be our next Tom Cruise. [Lainey Gossip] - Mariah Carey also brought breasts to the Golden Globes. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]... ...read ...

CELEBUZZ is offering a chance to win a VIP EXPERIENCE on THE JAY-Z BP3 TOUR featuring special guests YOUNG JEEZY and TREY SONGZ. CLICK HERE TO ENTER - Official Rules - ELIGIBLE DATES Feb 20 Sunrise, FL Bank Atlantic... ...read full story ...

And here's one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage: Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.... ...read full story ...

Those are happening. In the meantime, I live-tweeted the Golden Globes, so if you're into reading random shit in reverse chronological order that only makes sense if you're watching at the same time, holy fuck do I have you... ...read full story ...

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) ...re...

While Ashton Kutcher presented at last night's Golden Globes, Demi Moore stayed at home because she was having a bad hair day and tweeted a pic of herself to prove it. Except one small problem: She's fucking Demi Moore.... ...read full story ...

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- Jennifer Aniston and others keeping it low-key at Golden Globes for Haiti. [PopEater] - Jessica Biel makes the cover of Vogue. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Momsen should probably never host beauty events. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Minka... ...read...

Despite the fact she won't admit to being recyclable herself, Audrina Patridge says she supports Heidi Montag's decision to undergo 500 reconstructive surgeries if it makes her happy. People reports: But even as the 24-year-old reality star shows he ...re...

So here's Fergie on the set of a Black Eyed Peas video this week and anyone else surprised at the shape of her ass? I always thought she worked out a lot so it'd look more sculpted like Hugh... ...read full story ...

Tila Tequila's publicist quit yesterday so she decided to mark the occasion last night by tweeting she's God's messenger sent to warn us of the end and, if I'm reading this right, not have lesbian sex with Casey Johnson... ...read full story ...

Probably the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever read. Via E! News: I was hanging out in Leonardo DiCaprio's VIP area, Vinny told me earlier today. He came up to me and said, 'Vinny, you're a good Italian kid.'... ...read full story ...

Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine yesterday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit the beach in Brazil where they attempted to set a new world's record in grab-assing. They'll of course have to compete with... ...read full story ...

Dear Christianity, You're officially off the hook for Pat Robertson. Apology accepted. - The Superficial Photos: Fame... ...read full story ...

Here's Lindsay Lohan at the Vida launch event in West Hollywood last night where she thought people actually want to see her 50-year-old tits without a bra on which is practically a crime scene with gravity's DNA all over... ...read full story ...

- Michael C. Hall of Showtime's Dexter is battling cancer. [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson posts pics of Billy Corgan to her Twitter. I honestly thought this whole thing was a joke. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Love Hewitt has a... ...read full story ...

When word of a Spider-man reboot hit on Monday, an old April Fool's joke about Robert Pattinson taking over for Tobey Maguire almost instantly resurfaced because, if you even mention the word Twilight, no less than 100,000 women float... ...read full stor...

Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won't be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she's entered that special time in a young girl's life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don't get... ...read full story ...

If you consider Russell Simmon's Twitter a reliable source, Tiger Woods is supposedly sending a plane full of medical supplies to Haiti presumably to atone for his wandering cock: I heard tiger woods donating to send a cargo plane... ...read full story ...

Because there's no way anything from Victoria's Secret will hold those things up, Wonder Woman is gonna be pissed when she sees these pics. Borrow my clothes without asking, will ya? I want Tony Romo naked in the Invisible... ...read full story ...

- David Letterman wants Conan O'Brien to appear on the The Late Show. [PopEater] - Jesus Luz's man bush. [Lainey Gossip] - Snooki is still out there. Like the Chupacabra if it hungered only for calzones. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is... ...read full story ...

Conan O'Brien is officially bailing on NBC and ending his stint on The Tonight Show Friday, January 22, according to the New York Post: Conan does not currently plan on doing any more new shows after next week, a... ...read full story ...

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Completely out of character for an attention-starved blow-up doll, Heidi Montag hasn't been photographed by the paparazzi since late November. Turns out she's been spending a small fortune having her chin sanded down and giving the ol' jugs an... ...read ...

While NBC wants him back on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno might be following Conan out the door thanks to the network's unbelievably retarded handling of the situation, according to PopEater: Sources close to former 'Tonight Show' host Jay... ...read full st...

Despite solid suspicions that Tila Tequila's engagement to Casey Johnson was a Joe Francis-produced publicity stunt, she's somehow landing interviews with People and now Extra where Tila announced she's going to launch a custody battle for Casey Joh ...re...

Not realizing her daddy only taught her this trick for his birthdays, Miley Cyrus stepped out in LA last night giving the paparazzi a camera-ful of her jailbait undergarments. With Hannah Montana coming to an end, obviously she doesn't... ...read full sto...

General Motors has decided not to renew its agreement with Tiger Woods that allowed him to drive several free vehicles including the Escalade Elin Woods would've split in two with her bare hands had the authorities not shown up.... ...read full story ...