Mel Gibson – who has not fled the country – received the support of his ex-wife Robyn last week and now his entire family is joining together to say Oksana Grigorieva “pushed” him into flinging racial slurs and punching her i...

   Presumably as a warning shot across Kelly Brook’s spectacular tits, Adrianne Curry posted more pics as Slave Leia before tweeting a pic of herself in a plain, old bikini yesterday which makes absolutely no sense. How am I supposed ...

   - Lindsay Lohan does Complex. - Cristiano Ronaldo is a true romantic and bought his baby for $15 mil. - Rachel Uchitel bails on The Donald for Celebrity Rehab. - Jennifer Aniston goes “topless” the exact week Angelina Jolie&#...

   WARNING! Do not stare directly into the Kim Kardashian ass. Do not attempt to adjust your monitors to make the ass look bigger. Any small children or pets sucked into the ass are not the responsibility of The Superficial nor its non-exis...

   For those of you not keeping score at home because life’s too short, Robert Shapiro announced before the weekend that Lindsay Lohan will go to jail tomorrow and he only agreed to be her attorney if she stuck to the judge’s or...

   Here’s Katy Perry in the Bahamas yesterday and can someone explain to me how the hell her ass looks better in a pair of Granny panties than it does in this bikini? Granted, she’s apparently been knocking back cans of Bud Ligh...

   Because Taylor Momsen’s people apparently looked at the Miley Cyrus playbook and went, “Hmm. Needs more dildo,” this conversation happened in the latest issue of Disorder. Via Amy Grindhouse: Momsen does swear like a tr...

   Here’s Katy Perry filming a video yesterday for who cares you can see through her soaking wet underwear. Typically, only Katy’s chest is relevant, so it’s a nice change of pace to admire her in a way that makes you want...

   Seen here posing with fans outside the courthouse yesterday, John Stamos was vindicated in court when jurors found a Michigan couple guilty of attempting to extort $680,000 from him by claiming they had incriminating photos of him doing ...

   Here’s Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher on their honeymoon in Tahiti this week and I really wish I could get it up for this chick. I really do. I don’t know if it’s because of her holier-than-thou attitude or maybe I...

 When it was first reported Mel Gibson told his ex Oksana Grigorieva her outfit would get her “raped by a pack of niggers,” pretty much everyone’s first reaction was “Oh, wow, Mel Gibson hates black people. Who knew?” Af...

 And the battle swings toward Lord Gibson’s favor… RadarOnline has just released a photograph allegedly documenting Mel Gibson knocking Oksana Grigorieva’s teeth out except it looks like she just chipped a tooth. Seriously, thatR...

   - Michael Cera got drunk with the cast of Jersey Shore. - Rachel Uchitel (a.k.a. Tiger Whore Ground Zero) just scored a spot on Celebrity Apprentice. - Joanna Krupa is the new story here. Not the fact there’s a Poland’s Next ...

   With Erin declared the winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest, here’s a sample of some of the pictures that crowded up my inbox over the past two weeks. As you look through and wonder why the hell I didn’t pick this gi...

Hunky Twilight star Taylor Lautner thinks intimacy is more important that extravagant gifts. For me [romance is] something more simple, not going out and doing something extravagant, he said....

   Alright, folks, here’s one last batch of contestants for The Superficial Banner Girl Contest before Erin assumes her position on the top of the page starting Monday and smiles down upon gossip wrapped in a chauvinistic tortilla. On...

   Here’s Spencer Pratt on a posed photo shoot of him.. posing his own photo shoot (?) and I’m mostly posting these just for the hilarity of him going out of his way not to photograph the only hot chick in a swimsuit. “Ooo...

 Here’s a computer-generated image of what Pamela Anderson might have looked like 15 years ago urging you to believe animals are just like people because PETA has to come up with crazy shit every month or they stop getting donations to pay thei...

 And Mel Gibson just caught a break. Look at that face! According to TMZ, his ex-wife Robyn has signed a sworn declaration stating “Mel never engaged in any physical abuse of any kind toward me before, during or after our marriage.” Howev...

   Six hundred fifty entered. Only five remain. These are the faces/breasts you chose to enter the final round for a chance to be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week. What faces you now is the greatest decision of your life. Greater than...

   So remember when Lindsay Lohan did that fucked up photo shoot where she was in cavegirl gear with a bow and arrow? Here’s the end result – along with much better outfits, or lack thereof – in the August issue of German ...

   ERIN from WASHINGTON, D.C. After over 30,000 votes, the highest for any round, you guys chose Erin to be The Superficial Banner Girl for an entire week. (Edit: Or possibly longer. I hear your cries.) But not without stiff competition fro...

   - Kim Kardashian loves Brown Boxes. (I like how they got the real Khloe to star in this.) - Kelsey Grammer didn’t have a prenup. Smart. - Marisa Miller was at the ESPYs. - And so was Ashley Greene. - Mila Kunis. I’m going to ...

 At this point, I think most of us assumed there’s no way this Mel Gibson thing could get any worse. Even with new recordings coming out every day (after the jump), they mostly just provided audio to things we already read before. Well, surpris...

Actress Angelina Jolie confessed she would like to live in Africa at some point. The star, who's currently promoting her new movie Salt, raises six children with partner Brad Pitt and admits she'd like to move her family away from the bright lights of Hol...

   Seen here mugging for the paparazzi because she’s just as famous as Lindsay, you guys, Dina Lohan is doing what any mother would do right before her tossed in jail: Selling exclusive interviews like they’re goddamn antidote. ...

   Because casting Rose McGowan in his last movie led to his divorce, it only makes sense that casting Lindsay Lohan in Machete would cost Robert Rodriguez his career. The new trailer was released Wednesday (after the jump) and it’s m...

According to a new report, it seems Taylor Lautner has rekindled his romance with his on-again, off-again high school sweetheart Sarah Hicks. Despite previously being linked to teen stars Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift, In Touch Weekly magazine claims the ...

   Here’s Jennifer Lopez on a photo shoot in Malibu with her family yesterday and apparently she should’ve worn a longer blouse because, KERPOW, J-Ass! Except that KERPOW was a little unnecessary because this is absolutely nothi...

 Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston apparently decided to get engaged and announce it in the pages of Us Weekly before telling her mother. Except mom has nothing to worry about because the couple is saving themselves for marriage. Not counting that baby...

   John Stamos testified in court today against Allison Coss who tried to extort $680,000 from the actor by claiming she had pictures of him doing coke with strippers and in compromising positions with her when she was only 17. The two met ...

  RadarOnline has released a fourth Mel Gibson tape and this one features the now-infamous exchange where Mel demands oral sex or he’ll light the Read More ... ...

   - Joan Rivers offers to pay for Lindsay’s rehab. - Jennifer Aniston just Angelina’d a bitch. - Karissa Shannon wants to Kim Kardashian Jaden Smith. - Kellan Lutz does not belong here. - Miley Cyrus in short shorts. - AnnaLynn...

   Here’s Blake Lively walking around New York today with her boyfriend/Gossip Girl co-star Penn Badgley who felt the need to grope her ass then smile directly at me – specifically me – to rub it my face. So maybe he’...

 Presumably as part of her contract with The View, Whoopi Goldberg must always take the side of any celebrity accused of wrongdoing which gave the world this gem on Roman Polanski “It wasn’t rape-rape.” Now, like Jesse James before ...

   While the world’s still debating the legality of 1/25ths of Miley Cyrus’ labia, Kim Kardsahian has apparently been going for ice cream with 16-year-old Justin Bieber despite the fact she turns 30 in October. And let’s h...

 With only a week left until she goes to jail for less than five minutes, lesbian gangs are already salivating at the opportunity to get a piece of Lindsay Lohan which makes perfect sense. According to my sources, one ginger vagina is worth roughly t...

 The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler On DVD/Blu-Ray Today - ADVERTISEMENT - Read More ... ...

   Congrats to Melanie from San Diego, yesterday’s Round 4 winner of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest. Someone who actually won without showing any cleave, I almost don’t believe it. And now for the last round of contestants....

Actress Penelope Cruz has married partner Javier Bardem in a secret ceremony. The Nine star and her Oscar-winning actor boyfriend, who have been dating for nearly four years, tied the knot in front of friends and family in the Bahamas at the start of July...

 When John Stamos‘ marriage to Rebecca Romjin fell apart in 2004, he did what any man in his shoes would’ve done: SPRING BREAK! Uncle Jesse made his way to Orlando where his lawyer admits he met 17-year-old Allison Coss but the details of...

   - Taylor Lautner continues to be your new Tom Cruise. - Vince Vaughn is gonna be a dad. - Danielle Staub is suing the other housewives. Of course. - Audrina Patridge’s wonk-boobs endorse things now. - Bradley Cooper’s penis i...

Teen star Selena Gomez is set to quit her role on US TV show Wizards of Waverly Place. The actress, who plays Alex Russo on the hit Disney Channel series, will leave the smash hit kids' program when its fourth season ends....

   Welcome to Round 4 of The Superficial Banner Girl Contest! Here’s a quick rundown of the current winners who will go on to compete in Wednesday’s Final Round: Round 3: Jillian – New York City (Congratulations.) Round 2:...

   This was almost a Lindsay Lohan post. You’re welcome. Photos: Splash News Read More ... ...

   And now to check in on everyone’s favorite, bespeckled drug addict as she proceeds to fight tooth and nail to not take responsibility for her actions or rehabilitate herself because coke is delicious. What’s Happening Now: - ...

 With another recording hitting the Internet today, it’s time to take a look at just how unbelievably fucked Mel Gibson’s career is since we last found out he pulls guns in domestic disputes and really hates fake tits: What’s Happen...

   Not unlike sex with me, Ass Monday is about to end as soon as it started in a whimper of questionable enjoyment. On that note, here’s Heather Graham in Ischia, Italy today where she may or may not be attempting to discreetly bang h...

   I’m guessing as some sort of plot to turn New York into a massive, greasy pancake, Coco was also invited to Kim Kardashian’s Amp Energy Bullrun where the two literally had to be kept in separate locations to prevent damage to...

  Because all good stories deserve a happy ending, Roman Polanski will not be extradited to the U.S by the Swiss government and instead will continue to live a life of luxury in Europe as a reward for drugging and raping a young girl in the 70s....