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Elizabeth Banks Advises Hunger Games Fans to Stop Criticism

2012-03-28

According to reports, some fanatics of the Hunger Games books have started a hatred and racist campaign over the casting of their favourite characters in the newly released movie adaptation. And actress Elizabeth Banks has reportedly advised them to stop ...

 

Megan Fox Might Be Expecting!

2012-03-28

According to Star magazine, 25-year-old Megan Fox is pregnant! Sources say the actress and her husband Brian Austin Green are expecting their first child and they are overjoyed with the news....

 

Megan Fox Might Be Pregnant

2012-03-28

Taking time off from their usual weekly claim that Jennifer Aniston and/or Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt‘s baby, Star is reporting that Megan Fox is with child which I’m immediately going to say is bullshit because Reese Withers...

 

From The Desk of The Superficial

2012-03-28

“Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.” Top o’ the morning. If you’ve been following the site for the past two weeks, this is usually around the time a hot chick’s been popping up with a bunch of links t...

 

Alicia Silverstone Chews Her Son's Food And Then Feeds It To Him Like A Baby Bird. Yup.

2012-03-27

“Now, Bear, eat your lunch out of Mommy’s face hole like a good boy…” And here’s almost exactly what I just said in the headline, except in Alicia Silverstone‘s own words via ONTD: I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit...

 

Jeremy Piven Is Terrible At Cunnilingus, Says Chick He Just Met Then Let Him Perform Cunnilingus

2012-03-27

“What did that old wizard say? ‘Back and to the left?’ Dammit! It’s too hard!” Apparently there’s some angry stripper/star-fucker/former Us Weekly intern turned celebrity blogger named Sarah Tressler (I’m already ...

 

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.27.12

2012-03-27

Lady GaGa, however, is apparently very thorough with hers. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I knowingly lead the lambs to internet slaughter, including this shot from the premiere of Bully, because we’re a special kind of fucke...

 

How Bad Is Gerard Butler's Coke Problem? He Probably Just Banged Lindsay Lohan

2012-03-27

Exactly a month ago, a freshly-rehabbed Gerard Butler showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscars party looking like a changed man with a new lease on life. If he had said he was going to crush a mountain into a wee vagina with his bare hands and have his way ...

 

Kris Jenner Has Kendall Tweeting Bikini Pics Now

2012-03-27

Despite the fact Kris Jenner has cornered the elderly lube market and has spinoff shows for each of her elderly whore-daughters, including the bastard one, it’s always important to have an ace in the hole. So here’s 16-year-old Kendall twee...

 

Octomom Finally Did Porn To Keep Her House

2012-03-27

When Octomom fired 14 children out of her vagina, she just assume the TV money would come rolling in and she could simply pay an army of nannies to raise her uterus droppings army she only squeezed out to get all that TV money. Except Octomom failed to...

 

Eva Longoria to Develop Matchmaking Show

2012-03-27

According to reports, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria — who is single now after splitting from Eduardo Cruz earlier this month — wants to develop a dating show....

 

'BEST INK' Starts Tonight 10/9c on Oxygen

2012-03-27

Best Ink is a new competition reality series laying bare the cutthroat and wildly unpredictable world of tattoo artistry. Tattooists are on the cutting edge of an ever-growing phenomenon: permanent body art. With nothing but their needles, ink, and passio...

 

Scarlett Johansson Takes Black Widow Costume as Souvenir

2012-03-27

Avengers star Scarlett Johansson is reportedly taking souvenirs from the movie set! Insiders say the screen beauty has taken home some of her skin-tight Black Widow costumes....

 

Good Morning, Amber Heard's Hotness and Other News

2012-03-27

- Bobby Brown got arrested for DUI at 12 in the afternoon. And all was right with the world. - Behind The Scenes of the Miss Russia Pageant - Angelina Jolie is willing to laugh at how ridiculous her leg was at the Oscars. And by laugh I mean not have a...

 

Khloe Kardashian's Quitting PETA Because Of The Flour Bomber

2012-03-27

“It’s just me and my board from here on out.” If you’re wondering what’s going to happen next in the exciting adventure of “Who Flour Bombed Kim Kardashian?” put a fucking gun in your mouth and kill yourself. A...

 

It's Uma Thurman Pregnant In A Bikini

2012-03-26

YOU: Why would I want to look at this? ME: You’re on the Internet. Here’s a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart’s over the weekend, which I’m going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush ...

 

Of Course January Jones Eats Her Placenta Every Morning Before Breakfast

2012-03-26

If a stranger I’d never met before in my life told me that January Jones needs to devour the hearts of children so she can smile on cue because she’s dead inside, I’d believe them without a second thought. Which is why I’m not a...

 

So Rihanna's Been Banging Ashton Kutcher Since December

2012-03-26

“My god, just look at that ass. Not a liver spot on it…” While Rihanna‘s been letting everyone think she’s back together with Chris Brown so their labels can make a quick buck, it should’ve been pretty obvious she...

 

The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.26.12

2012-03-26

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, lovingly strewn together by a surprisingly-here Photo Boy who still came to work thanks to his strong Italian work ethic that just makes a man want to shove his stugots in some moulignon. And for the record...

 

Kendra Wilkinson's In A Bikini, Still Alive

2012-03-26

Kendra Wilkinson hasn’t been on the site since August, but in our defense, her fake breasts haven’t been shoved into a bikini and we’re not running a charity. So on that note, here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the ...

 

Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Tarps Now

2012-03-26

Jessica Simpson sits on the throne of a billion dollar fashion empire, so you’d just assume she’d be caught dead before being seen wearing a giant green mumu/tabletop/tarp. Then again, you’d also be assuming this is a woman who doesn&...

 

Lily Collins Compared to Audrey Hepburn

2012-03-26

23-year-old Mirror Mirror actress Lily Collins has been recently compared to the late, great Hollywood icon Audrey Hepburn, and the young star said she's really honoured to hear this....

 

Kim Kardashian Wants To Press Charges Against Flour Bomber Now

2012-03-26

Probably because the whole thing looks exactly like the publicity stunt it was if she doesn’t, Kim Kardashian is now telling the media she plans to press charges against the woman who threw flour- PPBBBBLTTTTTT PBBLLLLLLLLT PBLTT Fap Fap Fap Fap ...

 

'BROOKLYN 11223′ Starts Tonight 11/10c

2012-03-26

Watch A Sneak Peak of Brooklyn 11223 Then Catch The Premiere Tonight 11/10c on Oxygen Brooklyn 11223: Official Site Follow Brooklyn 11223 on Facebook | Twitter - Sponsored Post -Read More ... ...

 

Jennifer Lawrence Is Addicted to Hunger Games

2012-03-26

In a recent interview, The Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence has declared she is addicted to the movie and looks forward to star in the next installments....

 

Miley Cyrus Is Apparently Going To Milk This Engagement Thing

2012-03-26

On Friday, rumors that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged started popping up all over the place after she tweeted a photo of her nails that also included her wearing a “diamond” ring out of a gumball machine on her ring finger. Chal...

 

Good Morning, Irina Shayk in a Bikini and Other News

2012-03-26

- Fit Girls Who’ve Worked Hard For a Little Recognition - Justin Bieber has molded another Canadian in his image, so naturally that image is a girl. - The most convincing looking transsexual you’ll ever see in your life, so of course Donald...

 

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.13

2012-03-24

After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I’m g...

 

Jon Hamm's Friends Ask Him To Impregnate Them

2012-03-23

“Hello. Yes. I’m the guy everyone wants to fuck.” When you’re a rugged, meaty piece of stubbled, fictionally misogynistic handsome like Jon Hamm, you’re faced with a daily struggle that only someone like myself can relate ...

 

Miley Cyrus Might Be Engaged

2012-03-23

Probably to distract from the fact the entire Internet saw her park in a handicap space on her way to Pilates, Miley Cyrus tweeted the above picture while raving about her nail foundations, and you’ll notice there appears to be a large diamond ring...

 

Kelly Brook's 'Perfect Pair' is The Crap I Missed

2012-03-23

Evening, folks. Photo Boy’s off today – and probably into next week – dealing with one asshole of a family crisis, so if you want to shoot him a tweet saying you enjoy his pictoral wizardry and/or the few times I actually let him write h...

 

Tori Spelling's Already Pregnant Again

2012-03-23

Tori Spelling is apparently close friends with Jon Hamm because just five months after birthing her daughter Hattie, she’s already knocked up with Child #4 because, seriously, what else does have to do? Act? AHAHAHAHA! Us Magazine reports: “...

 

So Kim Kardashian's Flour Bomb Stunt Worked

2012-03-23

Fridays are typically a slow news day, so you’ll be surprised to learn that Kim Kardashian was conveniently flour bombed last night during the launch of her new perfume so of course that’s all anyone is talking about this morning because if...

 

Whitney Houston Did Coke, Had A Heart Attack, Then Drowned. You Don't Say?

2012-03-23

Since we’re already talking about white powder this morning, the coroner has released the official cause of Whitney Houston‘s death and, surprise! It’s cocaine. I say surprise even though drugs were basically a given as the cause of dea...

 

Kim Kardashian Has Been Bombed with Flour

2012-03-23

It seems reality TV star Kim Kardashian is getting more enemies with each day. According to reports from TMZ, the starlet was attacked with a flour bomb on Thursday night, while she was promoting her new perfume True Refection at The London Hotel in West ...

 

Katy Perry Wore This And Other News

2012-03-23

- Lana Del Rey‘s banging Marilyn Manson because being rich and having access to drugs will never stop getting you laid. - Hilary Duff named her newborn son Luca Cruz. Make of that what you will. - Omar Little playing Ol’ Dirty Bastard is so...

 

Here's Those Nicole Richie Bikini Pics

2012-03-22

If you enjoy looking at large breasts attached to a visibly bored socialite that never worked a day in her life, here’s Nicole Richie in Miami yesterday touching one of those large breasts. And as an added bonus Samantha Ronson is in absolutely n...

 

January Jones Totally Wants Jon Hamm, Needs To GET UP OFF MY MAN, BITCH

2012-03-22

Uh, Photo Boy wrote that headline. Here’s the cast of Mad Men ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange this morning where you’ll notice January Jones spent the whole time making googly eyes at Jon Hamm because she’s an ...

 

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.22.12

2012-03-22

Welcome to a very special edition of The Crap We Missed where I get to silence any and all criticisms of my inclusion of Prince Charles: BOOM! If it’s not my duty to bring you British royalty shitting their pants in a Swedish fighter jet, then I ...

 

So Rihanna Might Be Banging Ashton Kutcher

2012-03-22

So Rihanna might be having sex with Ashton Kutcher now if I’m reading this extremely subtle TMZ report correctly: According to the photographer, the Birthday Cake singer got to Ashton's home right around midnight … and didn't leave 'til roughly...

 

The Situation's Dad Made Another Video. YES.

2012-03-22

Yesterday, The Situation tried to deny he was in rehab only to later come clean and claim it was just for prescription pills. Except now reports claim it was also for alcohol which might threw a wrench into the sixth season of Jersey Shore a.k.a. MTV̵...

 

Paris Hilton's In A Bikini And Other News

2012-03-22

- If you like tattoos, get in here. - Gwyneth Paltrow hates Kate Moss and vice versa. - Snoop Dogg’s Tweets With Grandma - Paz de la Huerta is still getting naked for Terry Richardson. The universe is in balance. - The Hottest Women of March Madn...

 

Johnny Depp Banged An Olsen Twin, Is Gonna Die

2012-03-22

Posted by Photo Boy It wasn’t long ago that the world was robbed of an amazing actor at the hands of muppet vagina – Easy, Jason Segel. – so we should all be alarmed not only by my irresponsible comparison of Heath Ledger (awesome) an...

 

Hilary Duff Is a Mommy!

2012-03-22

Hollywood actress Hilary Duff couldn't be happier as she is now officially a mommy!...

 

Katy Perry's G.I. Jane Now

2012-03-22

Here’s Katy Perry‘s latest video for “Part Of Me” which is probably the greatest insult to the Marines I’ve ever seen in my life. Because apparently according to Katy Perry, the Marines are nothing more than a bunch of broken...

 

'Teen Mom' Jenelle Is Getting Implants, Too, Now

2012-03-21

Posted by Photo Boy They’re putting one across the entire face, right? If Teen Mom has taught us anything (It hasn’t.) it’s that no matter what you get famous for, when public interest in you begins to fade, people are still going to ...

 

'Snow White & The Huntsman' Extended Trailer

2012-03-21

Only CELEBUZZ gives you the ultimate insider’s look at this visually stunning reimagined fairy tale starring Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and Oscar winner Charlize Theron. Can you answer, once and for all, who is the fairest of them all? Click H...

 

The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.21.12

2012-03-21

Now, imagine that hot dog’s a penis. Holy cow!! Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Jay-Z‘s in denim-on-denim to silently signal the Illuminati to usher forth the apocalypse as the UNHOLY SCION OF SATAN KNOWN AS BLUE IVY C...

 

It's Jason Statham's Turn To Insult Kim Kardashian

2012-03-21

“Sup?” After the sauve, handsomely dapper one-two punch of both Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm referring to the Kardashians as “fucking idiots” in the British press, here’s bestubbled baldaccio Jason Statham shitting on Kim Kar...

 

Ray J Says He Doesn't Have Sex Tapes Of Whitney Houston. Riiiigght.

2012-03-21

Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Ray J was sitting on a “ton” of sex tapes he made with Whitney Houston that her family is worried will accidentally get out which is odd considering none of them star Kim Kardashian. Anyway, Ray J ha...

 
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