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Happy Labor Day, suckas!

2007-09-03

Happy Labor Day, everybody. We're taking the day off like the rest of the country to go shoot some tigers or wrestle hippos or do whatever else it is that people do today. So, yeah, I hope Santa Claus brings you something good and makes this the best La...

 

Michelle Pfeiffer Admits To Sugar-Crazed Donut Diet!

2007-09-03

Michelle Pfeiffer recently fessed up she indulges in donuts whenever she damn well feels like it. Yet unlike the rest of us, she keeps the weight off. It's simple, she says. Eat well, exercise and get lots of sleep but make sure you indulge occasionally...

 

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2007-09-03

New celebrity Elsa Lunghini was added!

 

Brad and Angelina Are Ready To Spawn Again

2007-09-03

Don't listen to the break-up rumors - superstar couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in mood to expand their already large family. When asked if they were ready for more kids, Pitt said, Yeah, we're ready. During an interview with an Italian TV station...

 

Heath and Michelle Find A Way To Quit Each Other

2007-09-03

Heath Ledger and his Brokeback Mountain co-star Michelle Williams have ended their three-year relationship together, both People and Us Weekly report. The pair met on the set of Brokeback Mountain in 2004. They have apparently hit a rocky patch this summe...

 

Ashton Kutcher: 'Women Use Men as Accessories'

2007-08-31

Ashton Kutcher thinks women just use men as accessories. When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories, said Demi Moore's boy toy. He added: Your ...

 

Snoop Dogg to host the MTV Europe Awards

2007-08-31

Snoop Dogg has been unveiled as the host of this year's MTV Europe Music Awards. The awards will take place in Germany this November and artists including Mika and the Foo Fighters will take to the stage. I've called up the homeys from East to West and I...

 

Britney Planning 'Shocking' Show

2007-08-31

Britney Spears is said to be planning a shocking performance for the MTV Video Music Awards. The pop tart has been working with magician Criss Angel to put together a special show for her comeback performance. She's planning it to be a big comeback perfo...

 

Usher Set for Second Wedding Ceremony

2007-08-31

Usher and his wife Tameka Foster are reportedly having a second wedding ceremony for their friends and family to attend. The pair originally planned a large-scale, star-studded wedding but ditched it in favour of a secret, low-key ceremony last month. Th...

 

Cindy Crawford still alive, doing stuff

2007-08-31

These are a couple days old but it's Cindy Crawford so, you know, who cares? She still looks amazing for a 41-year-old. I don't want to start any rumors, but I hear she drinks the blood of newborns to stay youthful. And did I just make that up? Maybe. T...

 

Twista Dropped From McDonald's Tour

2007-08-31

Rap star Twista has been dumped by a tour organised by burger chain McDonald's because of his controversial lyrics. The super-fast rapper was lined up to perform at a concert for Maccy D's in Chicago next month but the fast food chain has pulled him from...

 

Jessica Simpson's Jealous of Cameron Diaz

2007-08-31

Jessica Simpson is said to be really pissed off that fellow blonde bombshell Cameron Diaz has hooked up with her ex John Mayer. Jess ended her seven-month relationship with the rock star back in May but is still hung up on him and is now really jealous t...

 

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks like her mom

2007-08-31

Angelina Jolie took her four children to a Children's Petting Zoo in Central Park yesterday, and Shiloh made a rare appearance. Although being the daughter of Angelina Jolie it's not really any surprise she has lips like that. What is surprising, though,...

 

Kevin Federline Still Mooching Off Britney

2007-08-31

Rapper and actor wannabee Kevin Federline wants his ex Britney Spears to pay both hers and his legal fees in their custody battle. It was revealed this week that the pop tart, who hasn't made an album in four years, continues to rake in an average income ...

 

Rihanna Denies Dating Anybody

2007-08-31

There may be rumors swirling that pop singer Rihanna is dating her Indiana Jones co-star Shia Labeouf but she says it isn't so. Yet a source said the Umbrella singer and the Disturbia star have been canoodling: Shia and Rihanna are officially a couple. It...

 

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2007-08-31

New celebrity Piper Perabo was added!

 

Britney Spears' former manager served

2007-08-31

Larry Rudolph, the former manager of Britney Spears, was subpoenaed Thursday and must now testify in the custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline. Larry had told Ryan Seacrest earlier this week that he was trying to avoid being served for fear ...

 

Garrett Hedlund Unleashes His Dark Side in "Death Sentence"

2007-08-31

Garrett Hedlund fans are about to be blessed again as the 23-year-old heartthrob returns this weekend to play bad boy Billy Darley in Kevin Bacon's disturbing new thriller Death Sentence. Garrett, who had to gain 30 pounds and shave his head for the role...

 

Ashton Kutcher is a woman

2007-08-31

Here's Ashton Kutcher wearing Capri pants and a shirt with a shiny hummingbird on it. Because, you know, Capri pants. And a shiny hummingbird. All further evidence to support my theory that Ashton Kutcher is the toughest man on the planet. I'm just waiti...

 

Britney Spears' two new songs are really good

2007-08-31

Two new Britney Spears songs have popped up online and they're every bit as bad as you'd expect. According to The Sun, she opens her new song Cold As Fire with the lyrics: I'm just the girl with the ability to drive a man crazy/ Make him come in my mouth...

 

Cameron Diaz turns 35

2007-08-31

Cameron Diaz celebrated her 35th birthday yesterday on the set of her new movie What Happens in Vegas. Wait, she's 35? It kind of makes me wonder if all those young dudes she's been with are really dating her, or helping her cross the street. I'm not sa...

 

Ashley Olsen lands provocative role

2007-08-30

Ashley Olsen has landed a role in The Informers an adaptation of the Bret Easton Ellis novel. The movie also stars Billy Bob Thornton and Kim Basinger, who, up until now, I assumed was dead. Reuters reports on the film's premise: Set in 1980s Los Angele...

 

Britney Spears ex-assistant is not a celebrity

2007-08-30

Shannon Funk, the former assistant to Britney Spears, is apparently worthy of paparazzi attention. Granted, she's sort of hot in a slutty, hey-she's-not-Britney kind of way. But this chick is not a celebrity. Want further proof? She's hanging out with Ja...

 

Gwen Stefani Hawaii bikini pictures

2007-08-30

Remember when Gwen Stefani looked like this? I guess she decided to stop looking like a homeless person and start looking, well, hot. And didn't she just have a kid? Look at her stomach. She deserves a medal for looking this good. I don't want to point ...

 

Owen Wilson didn't overdose

2007-08-30

An attorney for Owen Wilson tells Access Hollywood that Owen did slit his wrists, but contrary to reports there was no drug overdose and he didn't get his stomach pumped. The attorney adds that Owen had been taking antidepressants, but he was not aware o...

 

Hayden Panettiere goes to France

2007-08-30

Hayden Panettiere and the cast of Heroes are promoting the show in Paris this week. For those of you confusing the large metal structure behind Hayden for the Eiffel Tower, you couldn't be more wrong. It's my boner. That's right. I'm a giant love-robot ...

 

Lauren Conrad is very famous

2007-08-30

Lauren Conrad and some other people from The Hills were spotted frolicking on the beach. Which is news, because, you know, one time Lauren totally kissed Jason and then Heidi was all, I can't believe she did that but she did, and then she ordered a latt...

 

Angelina Jolie Completes Iraq Goodwill Tour

2007-08-30

Tomb Raider star Angelina Jolie is well known for her humanitarian work but believes her acting career harms her credibility. She told Germany's Der Spiegel magazine: I don't necessarily think that's a natural role for an actor. Sometimes acting and polit...

 

Lil' Wayne Faces Lawsuit Over Throwing Away Money

2007-08-30

Rapper Lil' Wayne faces a $1 million (£500,000) lawsuit from a teenager who claims she was trampled during his concert at Morgan State University in 2006 after he tossed a wad of money into the crowd. Tyrique Layne says the rapper caused a mini-riot and ...

 

Keira Knightley Won't Go Commando in Public

2007-08-30

Keira Knightley says she won't go commando or get falling down drunk in public just because she's famous. She told Empire magazine: The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They are just real people proving they are sluttier than everybody else because the...

 

Britney Spears planning comeback performance

2007-08-30

Britney Spears met with MTV execs and presented them with an opening act for the upcoming Video Music Awards. Criss Angel helped design the performance that Britney hopes will return her to the forefront of modern pop. US Magazine reports: She's plann...

 

Drug Abuse Led to Owen Wilson's Suicide Attempt?

2007-08-30

Owen Wilson's addiction to the lethal cocktail of Oxycontin, heroin and crystal meth may have been what drove away ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson, causing him to spiral into depression and slash his wrist in his suicide attempt on Sunday. You can't blame Kate...

 

Tom Cruise Sends Kids off to Scientology Summer Camp

2007-08-30

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's two children are reported to have been sent off to a special Scientology camp for the summer. Star Magazine reports: As Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their 15-month-old cutie Suri were snapped romping around Berlin in betwee...

 

Ashton Kutcher writes world's most idiotic article

2007-08-30

In the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar, Ashton Kutcher writes an advice column for couples struggling with how to dress. If your skull didn't just explode because you read the phrase Ashton Kutcher writes, check out his pearls of wisdom as reported by Pe...

 

Jenna Jameson still quacking along

2007-08-29

God help me I don't know why, but Jenna Jameson has become my favorite person to look at lately. I can't even comprehend that she's a person anymore. She looks like the result of some terrible experiment to mate a human, a duck, and a Saturday morning c...

 

Amy Winehouse's in-laws call for boycott

2007-08-29

I pretty much assumed Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil was raised by sewer rats, but it appears he does have parents who naturally aren't too thrilled with their daughter-in-law's latest escapades. The Fielder-Civil's are calling for Amy's fa...

 

Lindsay Lohan doing drugs in rehab

2007-08-29

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly caught taking drugs and having sex in rehab and has been warned she'll be thrown out if she doesn't stay clean. She was forced to take a drug test by the staff at Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab facility and the results came back p...

 

Angelina Jolie visits Iraq

2007-08-29

Angelina Jolie paid a humanitarian visit to Iraq today, one of over 20 countries she's visited since becoming a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations. Reuters reports: I have come to Syria and Iraq to help draw attention to this humanitarian crisi...

 

Members area was updated

2007-08-29

New celebrity Vanessa Gravina was added!

 

Owen Wilson was hooked on drugs

2007-08-29

Owen Wilson was reportedly struggling with depression and hooked on heroin and cocaine, and it was his drug addiction that caused his breakup with Kate Hudson. And who's to blame for all this? Apparently some British guy named Steve Coogan. The New York ...

 

Scary Spice & Wayne Newton Head "Dancing With the Stars"

2007-08-29

The 12 new celebrity competitors for Dancing with the Stars was announced today on Good Morning America. The line-up includes Vegas crooner Wayne Newton, Melanie Scary Spice Brown, and actresses Jennie Garth (Beverly Hills 90210) and Jane Seymour (Dr. Qui...

 

Bridget Moynahan Sacks Tom Brady In Baby Naming Drama

2007-08-29

Actress Bridget Moynahan has announced the name of her baby boy. Bridget's little pigskin with New England Patriot's Quarterback Tom Brady, has been named John Edward Thomas Moynahan, according to her rep. She's giving the kid two of his dad's names (Thom...

 

Lindsay Fails Drug Test In Rehab

2007-08-29

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly tested positive for drugs at the Cirque Lodge where she's currently in rehab. A source gave the following details: Lindsay got called into the director's office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take...

 

Lindsay Lohan getting visit from dad

2007-08-29

Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan will be visiting the troubled actress at the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation center in Utah. The two haven't seen each other in years due to Michael's trouble with the law and abusive temper, but Lindsay has decided to le...

 

Britney Spears still the queen of fashion

2007-08-29

I'm not sure what has to be going through a person's mind that they could leave their house forgetting to wear pants. Then again, I have no idea what's going through Britney Spears' mind period. If you could peek inside her brain I'm pretty sure you'd se...

 

Criss Angel will date anything

2007-08-29

Criss Angel says he doesn't use magic to land dates with the likes of Cameron Diaz, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. He claims to just live his life and is not a serial dater. Criss elaborated to People Magazine about his recent publicized encounter with ...

 

David and Victoria Beckham's Nannies Quit

2007-08-28

David and Victoria Beckham are looking after their kids by themselves in Los Angeles, after their two nannies had enough of being treated like skivvies and quit. The nannies, who were hired to look after eight-year-old Brooklyn, four-year-old Romeo and t...

 

Madonna's adoption going forward

2007-08-28

Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie's efforts to adopt a Malawi boy are finally moving ahead despite a setback earlier this month. A social worker from the African country will travel to the U.S. to assess the family, even though the trip had previously been...

 

Britney Spears cleared of animal abuse

2007-08-28

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is convinced that Britney Spears' Yorkie received proper care for its broken leg, despite concerns which were raised last Friday. People Magazine reports: The group's Los Angeles branch has received w...

 

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are way too classy

2007-08-28

Ever seen a former UFC champion tongue kiss a duck? You have now. Well, assuming your eyes made it out of this alive. I'm pretty sure mine are just for show now. ...

 
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