Turns out the secret witness in Britney Spears' custody hearing is Tony Barretto, a former bodyguard for Britney. He filed a declaration in the custody battle between Britney and Kevin Federline today, claiming that Britney used drugs post-rehab and was ...

Angelina Jolie might be pregnant – again. Pictures of a substantial looking bump have been cropping up fueling speculation. This would be child number… something. I lost count after they got that one kid from that country with all the tents. The Dail...

Christina Ricci was looking hot (I think) at the Women's Guild 50th Anniversary Gala over the weekend. I can't tell if I'm attracted to her or not. Right now there's a weird noise coming out of my pants, like a grizzly bear driving a dump truck through ...

The highly anticipated Prison Break series returns tonight to kick off its 3rd season, and yummy Wentworth Miller went on the The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Monday to promote it. Ellen said it all when introducing Wentworth: IHe's a criminal, all right. He'...

Oops, she did it again. In her daily attempt to draw attention to herself and act completely stupid Britney Spears got herself banned from the uber-exclusive Chateau Marmont hotel and restaurant...because she smeared food on her face.. But that's hardly h...

In an upset - and something of an embarassment - Boston Legal's James Spader won his third Emmy as outstanding lead actor in a drama series, whacking such close competitors as James Gandolfini and 24's Kiefer Sutherland. I feel like I just stole a pile o...

Madonna, the cone bra wearing ex-Catholic girl from Detroit, is not Jewish but that didn't stop her from telling former Israel Prime Minister Shimon Peres, I am an ambassador for Judaism. And she probably said it with a straight face - and in her faux Br...

Colin Farrell took a homeless man on a $2100 shopping spree in Toronto. Colin had the met the guy years ago while filming a movie, and decided to catch up with him. The Daily Mail reports: Farrell reportedly told shop assistants, Get him anything he want...

Us Weekly reports that the FOX network has been in negotiations with Britney Spears' camp as of yesterday afternoon to get her on Sunday's Emmy Awards, just a week after her disastrous performance at the MTV VMAs. A source says she won't be performing th...

A lot of celebrity news is going to transpire today, but nothing is more important than this story, right here: Ice-T's wife has breasts the size of a Guatemalan village. I don't even know what kind of cyborg back-implants she has to carry those things, ...

Larry Birkhead, the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby Dannielynn, fake-posed at the grave of Anna Nicole's dead son Daniel. Mark Speer, a former bodyguard for Larry, gave the NY Daily News an earful on Larry's saint-like activities: On fake-posing at Da...

OJ Simpson was questioned today after he allegedly broke into the Palace Station casino last night and stole some sports memorabilia at gunpoint from memorabilia dealer Alfred Beardsley. OJ admitted to the AP he took the memorabilia (which he once owned ...

Christina Aguilera was spotted grabbing dinner in Brenthood with her ogre of a husband last night and showed off her very pregnant belly. That's right, her big beautiful bouncy bellies. Mmmmm. Wait, what? I mean, uh, she looks smart. I respect her for h...

O.J. Simpson has been questioned by Las Vegas police about a robbery at a Vegas casino, and it happened on the very same day his infamous (If) I Did It book is being released. The robbery incident, involving O.J. football memorabilia and other stuff, appa...

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TV's Emmy Awards are trying to hook and book Britney Spears, who is currently the world's greatest comedy act / freak show, to see if she can't top her disaster appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards last Sunday. According to reports, the pop tart wants...

He didn't really say farewell - he just need a long vacation. Eminem is back and says he's working on his first studio album in three years, despite previously saying he was done with recording and his greatest hits album 'Curtain Call' would be his last....

The White Stripes have called off their entire UK tour, just days after they pretty much canceled their US tour. The band announced on Tuesday that drummer Meg White was suffering from acute anxiety and is unable to travel at this time. We hate to let peo...

The adopted daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Zahara, may have to undergo surgery to correct her hip dysplasia. The congenital condition has caused Zahara's thigh to be connected to the hip improperly and the little girl needs work done now so she...

(Owen) doesn't think he really has a problem, an insider recently told In Touch Weekly. After his failed, drug-fulled attempted suicide two weeks ago, Owen Wilson did not go into to a rehab clinic as was previously reported but has chosen to hire a $750-a...

Demi Moore says that no studio wants her for any big-money movie roles as she is too old. The 44-year-old actress star says she is struggling to find acting jobs despite spending $600,000 (£220,000) on plastic surgery. The G.I. Jane actress recently sai...

Hayden Panettiere went to a salon this morning. And now you're seeing pictures of her. Seriously, no need to thank me. I do it for the children. After the mayhem Britney Spears caused, someone needs to step in. I don't see Angelina Jolie putting up hot ...

Christina Aguilera's pregnancy was revealed again, this time by an executive producer of the Emmy Awards which airs Sunday. After confirming that Kanye West would be performing, the producer let it slip out that Christina is pregnant. Ok! Magazine has t...

Demi Moore has spent an estimated $450K on cosmetic surgery to defy the ravages of time. Unfortunately, despite her looks, she still can't land roles and recently started crying about ageism in Hollywood. I was hoping she'd bake some cookies or knit a q...

Las Vegas showman Jeff Beacher wants Kid Rock and Tommy Lee to box each other at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. The winner will receive $1 million. They'll also lose their dignity, but, hey, that was never there to begin with. E! Online's Mark Malkin repo...

Mariah Carey unveiled the new Jury Duty Postage Stamp yesterday. The state of New York felt she'd make a great host for the event. Wow. Did they call her mother a whore in the process because why stop at just asking her to unveil stamps? What's even sad...

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline had an impromptu meeting yesterday at the office of Mark Vincent Kaplan who represents Kevin. The meeting was Britney's idea. She seems to be in panic mode after the VMAs. People reports: Britney asked for [the meetin...

I'm pretty sure these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron are old, but I didn't see them until today so I'm putting them up anyway. Besides, Vanessa's lawyers made me take down her nude pictures, so this is my way of saying sorry to you guys. You ...

Jenna Jameson walked down the runway for the Heatherette fashion line yesterday. Although looking at these you'd think they were throwing some sort of circus horror show. Everything about her frightens me. Didn't she used to be hot? And a porn star? I'd...

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What's that? Not enough updates about Britney Spears and her VMA performance? Well here's some more, you greedy bastards. Us reports that after her performance, Britney ran off stage screaming that she looked like a fat pig, and was so awkward during her...

Maybe I'm just getting old and losing my memory, but did Kim Kardashian always look like this? What happened to her lips? Did she get lip lipo? Does that even exist? Because I remember her having lips, and now, well, she doesn't. Was it lip injections? ...

Adrian Grenier was spotted making out with Paris Hilton in Vegas over the weekend. However, Adrian already regrets this ridiculously stupid mistake and has no desire to put his testicles in harm's way. NY Daily News reports: Adrian is resistant because ...

Idol maker and X-Factor judge Simon Cowell is never one to keep his opinion to himself and he recent told The Sun newspaper that pop star Britney Spears, who has recorded five albums, would never make it past the first round on his show. He said the trou...

Hayden Panettiere arrived back in LA after attending the VMAs in Vegas. As she walked to her car, the paparazzi asked her if she thought Sarah Silverman's jokes affected Britney Spears performance. Hayden suggested they ask Sarah Silverman. And, bam, th...

Victoria Beckham is pretty much made entirely of plastic. She's like a blow-up doll that can talk back. And nobody wants that. Especially me. I tried to return her to the adult bookstore, but her husband David Beckham showed up. He was yelling all kinds...

People are still looking for excuses as to why Britney Spears' MTV Video Music Awards performance was so bad, and now they're blaming her hair. Apparently Britney and her hair dresser Ken Paves (also Jessica Simpson's hair dresser) had creative differenc...

While Britney Spears demonstrated to the entire world how screwed her career is, guess what Kevin Federline was doing on Sunday. Partying in Vegas? Nope. Hitting up a strip club? Sorry. Having some beers at a local bar? Not even close. Kevin Federline wa...

So after the VMA madness of yesterday, nothing cleanses the palate like boobs. Good, old-fashioned gigantic boobs. Brought to you today by Jessica Simpson who, when's she not looking like an over-tanned duck, has actually been kind of hot lately. I had ...

Tommy Lee apologized on his official website today for getting in a fight with Kid Rock during Alicia Keys' VMA performance of George Michael's Freedom. He writes: Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (...

Do you see what I did there? I wrote a headline that is the complete opposite of what's really happening here. It's called sarcasm, son. You see, Natasha Lyonne is most definitely not looking awesome. She's looking like somebody better call the National ...

Mischa Barton showed up to the Save the Children's 75th Anniversary Celebration in New York City last night. And apparently her idea of saving the children is showing off her areola in a see-through top. Me, usually, I just break down the doors of burni...

Sharon Osbourne recently spoke of her strong dislike for rocker Courtney Love because the Hole singe gave her son Jack Osbourne a highly addictive prescription drug when he was just 15. Sharon told the Daily Mirror: I will never have time for Courtney Lo...

In a nasty feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell that nobody cares about, the two egos will battle it out in the aisles of Barnes & Noble bookstores. Yup, they wrote books. And slammed each other. Yawn. Trump told PageSix: I devote some time to R...

Are you bored by the Beckhams yet? British celebs David and Victoria Beckham have been named by Radar Magazine tops on a list of the Most Over-Hyped People on the Planet in the October 2007 issue. The overpaid footballer and the artist formerly known as P...

Britney Spears train wreck performance at the VMAs was thrown together at the last-minute. MTV apparently nixed Britney's original idea that would've included the highly-publicized magic of Criss Angel. Britney was unmotivated about the performance and i...

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Kanye West threw a tantrum after being shut out at the VMAs. While waiting for an elevator after the show, he started flipping out in front of the media and backstage crew about losing the five categories he was nominated in. He claims he'll never return...

I'm not going to go so far as to say Paris Hilton used to look hot, but at least she never looked like she got done up by her grandma. I'm surprised she didn't complete the look and show up to the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards in a pair of mom jeans and s...

Britney Spears was offered a second chance to perform on Extra who apparently felt bad about the pop star's VMA performance. Ok! Magazine reports: The folks over at Extra want Britney Spears to give performing her new single Gimme More another try. The ...