So remember when Amanda Bynes announced she retired from acting? — HA! I’m kidding. Of course, you don’t. Well, apparently she’s “unretired” now, according to her Twitter which marks the very first tim...

   With the Mel Gibson recordings starting to get long in the tooth, producers wisely decided it was a time to bring in a guest star: Enter two-time 007 Timothy Dalton, father of Oksana Grigorieva’s 12-year-old son, and the subject of...

   Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Moscow yesterday, and considering these are all over the Internet, I’m mostly posting them to illustrate a point about anyone calling for a return to McCarthyism: You’d legally ha...

   Seen here with Brooke over the weekend – don’t ask me how to distinguish the two – 50-year-old Linda Hogan is reportedly engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill, and according to LimeLife, they plan to marry n...

   - Lindsay Lohan is called “fire crotch” by the other inmates. How dare prison be tough! *kicks over chair* - Victoria Silvstedt wants in on this upskirt action, too. - Teresa Guidice really is bankrupt in case there were any ...

Actress Amanda Bynes has given it another thought and is already out of retirement, in less than two months after quitting Hollywood! The star wrote on her Twitter page Saturday to announce that she has unretired. She then posted the trailer for her new m...

   I don’t know who exactly’s in charge of security at Comic-Con, but I guarantee my first reaction to seeing Blake Lively arrive would be “Are you fucking kidding me with those things? It’ll be like Auschwitz with b...

   Shakira, admittedly, hasn’t got a lot of play on The Superficial, although in my defense, she never wears a bikini. (It’s a two-way, street, lady.) On that note, here she is shooting a commercial in Ibiza yesterday wearing so...

   Because there’s no better way to say “Sorry for kicking you in the face,” Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were taken without her...

   Here’s Paris Hilton spending a typical day of her life getting doused with champagne in St. Tropez yesterday. — With Spider-man?! Dammit! While this brings absolutely no new information to the table, it rehashes the age-old d...

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan may not serve the full sentence she received. Actually, she may leave jail after serving less than two weeks of her prison sentence....

   - The Superficial will be answering questions over the weekend here because this shit is like crack. - Jon Hamm prefers the “polite” sexism of the 60s. - Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson’s relationship all makes sense n...

Actor Orlando Bloom has secretly married his supermodel fiancée Miranda Kerr, it was announced Thursday. It isn't known when the couple tied the knot, but they're now on their honeymoon....

 With reports coming in that Lindsay Lohan is receiving special treatment in jail, authorities are leaking stories left and right to prove she only gets one massage – not two – before her nightly hot tub and smoothie. This time around, th...

   When I first heard Sarah Palin was taking Kate Gosselin camping in Alaska, my immediate reaction was, “That’s impossible. The seas haven’t run red with blood yet.” Cut to me seeing pics of Kate and the kids in Anc...

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   Angelina Jolie will see Jennifer Aniston’s upskirt and raise her one COMIC-CON, SLUT! BOOM! (I’ve had a lot of coffee this morning.) Here’s the Puckered One all leather-clad at Comic-Con yesterday to talk about Salt bec...

   Just to confirm everyone’s suspicions, I receive my marching orders from a secret cabal of homosexual Jews who birthed Obama in an abandoned Nazi lab, which requires me to paint every story about Jennifer Aniston in a “Look w...

Singer/actress Selena Gomez confessed she wants to follow in the footsteps of fellow actress Rachel McAdams. The teen sensation said she'd love to have a career like the The Time Traveler's Wife star....

   Coming off the heels of admitting he cheated on his wife, an actress is now suing David Boreanaz for sexual harassment over claims he acted exactly like I do on every single one of my dates. Wait, what? Let me see that. TMZ reports: The ...

   - The Situation’s Family Photo. - Simon Monjack died exactly like Brittany Murphy. — So her mom did it? - Ashley Greene’s workout cleavage. - Sophie Monk in short shorts. - Chris Brown has been reduced to tweeting ads. ...

   It’s a slow news day, so indulge my pet theory for a tick: Here’s Tila Tequila, like Jennifer Aniston, in London last night where she actually had the wherewithal to cover her groin and flip off the paparazzi before they snap...

   Seen here being parodied in the Hustler film Lindsay Goes to Jail, Lindsay Lohan is already receiving special treatment in jail – including family visits during the week – which is causing her fellow inmates to get “pis...

   Full Disclosure: I don’t so much look at Britney Spears photos as I cover my eyes and pray to God I’m posting pics of her and not that time I paid migrant workers to give me a Brazilian conceived you in a knife fight. Which e...

   I always knew, deep in my heart, these pics would come back to bite Michael Lohan in the ass. Then again, that’s usually the price of trying to be Stallone in Over the Top. Moving on… Michael Lohan has been officially charged...

   While I just assumed she swallowed a cat whole again, media outlets are screaming Amy Winehouse looks pregnant in these shots taken outside Damian Marley’s birthday party last night. Which is fucking impossible. If there’s ac...

Samantha Who? star Christina Applegate is pregnant! The actress is expecting her first child with her musician fiancé Martyn Lenoble and the couple are said to be thrilled with the news. Christina's representative confirmed the news to People magazine....

 Because topical humor is always the best way for politicians to mask how horribly ineffective they truly are, Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to pepper a speech yesterday with a few Mel Gibson jokes. Haha! Domestic abuse. ZING! Popeater reports: While...

Rumors say Brad Pitt shaved his infamous beard in a bid to impress his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. America's Globe magazine says the actor, who raises now six kids with current partner Angelina Jolie, shaved his beard after his ex-wife repeatedly told him s...

 So I was off by a few days. Lindsay Lohan has been in jail for barely six hours and already her 90-day sentence has been reduced even further from the previous estimate of 25 days. The AP reports: Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is li...

   AMC hosted the Mad Men Season 4 premiere in Hollywood last night where Christina Hendricks kept her gigantic publicity orbs under wraps and January Jones didn’t even bother to show up. Then again, the place was full of married coup...

 Completely ignoring RadarOnline’s bullshit punched baby photo – It’s called infant acne, geniuses. – Mel Gibson allegedly also attacked Oksana Grigorieva’s 12-year-old son at a party in front of eyewitnesses. TMZ report...

   - Zac Efron’s hair can open a movie. - Amy Winehouse apparently poses at random shows now. Why not? - Christina Applegate is pregnant. - The Official January Jones Dating Timeline - Holly Madison needs to quit the candy schtick. We...

   Because icicles fire out of her nipples making the ability to nurse an infant impossible, Jennifer Aniston decided to launch her new fragrance in London today, the same exact week as the premiere of Angelina Jolie’s Salt. Which is ...

   Just in case the California Legal System hasn’t completely sucked the life out of Lindsay Lohan being in jail enough, she’s apparently still getting all her favorite pills delivered right to her cell. The pills that pretty mu...

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is apparently very furious that Taylor Momsen has been recently branding her Disney bubblegum s**t....

Actor Zac Efron confessed he struggled with depression while shooting his new movie Charlie St. Cloud. He plays a grieving older brother in the sentimental drama and said that at times the role got a little too much for him....

   As his entire life crumbles in a hale of baby-punching fellatio, Mel Gibson has apparently been confiding in the one person who can truly understand what he’s going through. And by truly understand I mean she just likes the lights ...

   Took long enough. Realizing Oksana Grigorieva might be onto something, former Jon Gosselin-groupie turned Michael Lohan-fiancee Kate Major is claiming Lindsay’s dad physically assaulted her during an argument this week and that she...

   For a while there, I was actually beginning to classify Kristin Cavallari as one of the hotter chicks out there, D-level celebrity aside. And then she wore this to the premiere of Salt last night which is not so much arousing as it’...

   Here’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Hollywood premiere of Salt last night and after spending an entire morning focusing on an “actress” who hasn’t starred in anything relevant in the past six years, it̵...

   Paris Hilton continued her topless sunbathing regimen in Sardinia yesterday and I’m not even going to bother starring these pics considering how blurry they are. Seriously, for all we know some paparazzo just set some LEGO figures ...

   - Win a Kardashian Summer Survival Gift Bag - Jessica Simpson’s camel toe in a romper. - Ice T got busted for, wait for it, not wearing a seat belt. - Sarah Palin is boycotting Levi and Bristol’s wedding. But who’ll sto...

   While watching TMZ’s live feed before the court ordered all video and audio recordings turned off while Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed, two things the judge said suggested, to me anyway, that we’ll be seeing Groinus Infernus wa...

   Before my world comes to a retarded halt on account of a spoiled, ginger cokehead, here’s Sofia Vergara in Porto Cervo, Italy yesterday. Lesser men would’ve died trying to post these breasts at a time like this, so whenever y...

Actor James Franco will begin studying at Yale University in September in order to obtain his doctorate in English and film studies, and he also has agreed to teach his own very special class next January....

According to several reports, Love Story singer Taylor Swift has a new boyfriend. The star has previously dated Joe Jonas and Taylor Lautner and it seems now she has hooked up with a young man called Toby Hemingway....

   Okay, maybe her career’s gonna make it. Seen here demonstrating her ability to make 500 difference faces that say “I don’t give a fuck,” Lindsay Lohan will reportedly go full frontal when she plays Linda Lovelace ...

Teen star Demi Lovato has revealed Kim Kardashian is the source of inspiration for her fashion choices. The actress says he loves the way the reality TV star embraces her curves....

   Russell Brand and Luis Guzman on the set of Arthur yesterday which is somehow still less gay than Batman & Robin even when factoring in the Bat-Pubes. Go ahead, call me a liar. Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News Read More ... ...