And watch as I completely ruin these crazy hot pics of Bar Refaeli with one sentence: The campaign was shot in Paris Hilton's former home in Los Angeles. Anyone know how to disinfect a supermodel? (In the name of... ...read full story ...

Well, this was only a matter of time. One of the female cast-members on Jersey Shore is the subject of nude photos currently being shopped around, according to RadarOnline: There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has... ...read full sto...

- John Mayer is probably banging Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip] - Simon Cowell getting thrown under the bus by American Idol producers presumably in an attempt to destroy his Baby Gap tees. [PopEater] - Kevin Federline got fat because... ...read full story...

Despite the fact he looks exactly like one and mastered the art of sorcery, David Copperfield is not a rapist and now the woman who accused of him sexual assault on his private island has been arrested for prostitution... ...read full story ...

Venus Williams decided to wear flesh-colored, skin-tight undershorts at the Australian Open yesterday in what I can only assume was a strategic attempt to intimidate her opponents. And if they're anything like me, they immediately went You win the ...read...

Mmmm. Jowls. Via Life & Style: Brooke's rep, Janice Lee, confirms to Life & Style, Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she... ...read full story ...

Adrian Pasdar, better known as Nathan Petrelli from Heroes, was picked up for DUI this morning, according to TMZ: Pasdar was arrested at 2:59 AM after cops clocked him going more than 90 mph on the 405 Freeway in... ...read full story ...

John Travolta is sending a plane full of medical supplies and volunteer ministers from the Church of Scientology to help with relief efforts in Haiti. While the medical supplies are helpful, Gawker takes a look at some of the... ...read full story ...

> - Sophie Monk thinks her camel-toe is more famous than her. [dlisted] - Kristen Stewart shoots down Jared Leto. [Lainey Gossip] - David Letterman starts booking war with Jay Leno. [PopEater] - Michael Jackson getting the reverence he deserves.... ...rea...

While John Travolta attempts to proselytize Haiti to Xenu, Jessica Simpson is actually doing something useful by sending shoes to a country that's covered in broken earthquake shit. Us Magazine reports: The singer, 29, has announced plans to team... ...re...

Since it's a crime against nature to only shoot one Victoria's Secret model at a time, here's Miranda Kerr in St. Barts to complement the Alessandra Ambrosio shots from yesterday. Of course, if these photographers knew anything about real... ...read full ...

After being bombarded with complaints and petitions thanks to the efforts of the Tila Resistance, Millions of Milkshakes realized it's probably not a good idea to let the Leprechaun Harbinger of Itch near their food products: Tila Tequila's appearan ...re...

Apparently Tiger Woods is doing an awesome job convincing Elin Woods her vagina is enough for his $80 billion penis because she's reportedly halting divorce talks, according to RadarOnline: Elin spent last week visiting Tiger, and participating in h ...re...

Here's Pamela Anderson promoting her new fragrance Malibu at a Rite-Aid in Ardmore, Pa. yesterday because CVS has standards. But, seriously, if your career's been reduced to hawking perfume at suburban drug stores, it's time to slowly kill yourself. ...re...

Since such concepts as hypocrisy and reality escape her elven grasp, Tila Tequila decided to criticize Heidi Montag's plastic surgery despite the fact if you painted Tila blue you could legally sell her as a Smurf action figure. RadarOnline... ...read ful...

- Gerard Butler is basically doing women on the street now. [dlisted] - Jessica Simpson's taste in jeans should probably shock and horrify the makers of her denim line. [Lainey Gossip] - Nancy Kerrigan has terrible luck. [PopEater] -... ...read full story...

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Gerald Posner of The Daily Beast was on Today this morning where he recounted the story of what really happened the night of Tiger Woods' crash. As told through a veil of speculation and anonymous sources. Via Us Magazine:... ...read full story ...

Here's a topless Donatella Versace in St. Barth's yesterday and I don't know how the hell the paparazzi knew this was her let alone a live human being. Seriously, it looks like someone pulled Pamela Anderson out of the... ...read full story ...

Despite the fact that yoga is the Devil's aerobics, Heidi Montag spent the weekend testing the limberness of her new body that she can't afford because exactly five people bought her album. Which is why I'm pretty sure this... ...read full story ...

I'm trying to decide which is the most hard-hitting and pertinent news story of the morning, Gary Coleman's arrest or Alessandra Ambrosio pretending the ocean is giving her an orgasm. Dammit. It's times like these I really hate being... ...read full story...

There's a lot of gossip lately around the two. The last rumor on the market is that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's relationship has become only a convenience and that they're still together for the sake of their kids. Brad and Angelina have been pretty mi...

It has been claimed that Jason Trawick dumped Britney Spears because of her bizarre behavior. Apparently Britney has been crying in public and has been exploding in rages of jealousy creating a series of embarrassing break-downs. Britney goes through mani...

The Hannah Montana star recently revealed that she never dreamed to become a singer or an actress. According to her own sayings Miley Cyrus's dream job was to be a wedding planner! My dream job was to become a wedding planner. I like the idea of putting a...

Joss Stone recently admitted that she likes dating older men because they understand her better....

Despite the fact rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up happen every nanosecond, the Internet took a collective piss in its pants Saturday night when News of the World reported the couple were drawing up custody agreements... ...read full s...

Because combined they're an unstoppable fuckbox of dumb, the cast of Jersey Shore is attempting a Friends-style negotiation to return for another season. TMZ reports: As we first reported, MTV offered each cast member a $10,000 signing bonus and... ...rea...

Seen here taking the world's angriest midget mugshot, Gary Coleman was arrested on domestic violence in Utah on Saturday. E! News reports: Coleman's latest arrest follows his wife's bust last July for suspicion of domestic violence and disorderly co ...re...

Because it's been two years since he's reminded people he's the most annoying drunk on Earth, Andy Dick was arrested for sexual abuse after grabbing the crotches of two male employees at a bar in West Virginia, according to... ...read full story ...

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For those of you screaming in the comments for me to show some cock, I give you the wang of Jesus Luz. This is a recently-leaked outtake from his infamous W photo shoot that I can't understand why it... ...read full story ...

Typically the top post of the day is reserved for the hottest pics, but today I'm donating it to George Clooney's Hope For Haiti Now because he's my hero. And not just because he Tiger Woods'd his way through... ...read full story ...

- Joaquin Phoenix is done pretending he's a homeless rapper. [dlisted] - Tiger Woods rehab photo ruined his publicist's plan to release a happy family photo so Tiger can return to hitting golf balls for billions of dollars. [PopEater]... ...read full stor...

JASON: You're back already? It's only been five minutes. And how are you so sweaty? BRITNEY: *huffs* Dropped a fry down a heating vent. *huffs* Had to go after it. JASON: What? Last week you left Sean at Starbucks... ...read full story ...

MTV has cleared up reports that Kanye West was banned from George Clooney's Hope for Haiti Telethon tonight. Apparently they reached out to Kanye who never called them back. So for everyone keeping score at home, Kanye West wasn't... ...read full story ...

Contrary to a report from Star, Rihanna's new boyfriend Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers never had a restraining order filed against him for domestic violence by ex-girlfriend Felisha Terrell, according to E! News: Matt dated Felisha about two... ...read full ...

To anyone who still thinks people need to stop bringing Rihanna up when talking about Chris Brown, here's your Retarded Jesus grinning next to a bruised and bloodied Jean Paul Gaultier last night. To put things in perspective, this... ...read full story ...

Here's Lily Allen performing at The Big Day Out festival in Sydney today, and apparently she decided to dress like a 60-year-old woman on a cruise. Complete with leopard panties, cellulite and the unfortunate ability to seduce me with... ...read full stor...

Despite her huge plastic tits and sexually-charged lyrics, Heidi Montag's new album Superficial couldn't even sell 1,000 copies. And if that's not hilarious enough, she dropped her entire life's savings into it because she had her brain replaced wit ...re...

While giving his victory speech last night, Massachusetts Senator-Elect Scott Brown felt it'd be a great opportunity to pimp his daughters by announcing they're available on national television. (Have them waxed, Senator, and I'll be there momenta ...read...

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Here's Desperate Housewives and former Sopranos star Drea de Matteo in Hawaii yesterday and you really have to admire a woman with an AC/DC tattoo above her vagina. Mostly because she's given you a clear warning to use protection... ...read full story ...

- Jennifer Aniston is apparently on CNN's shit-list. [Lainey Gossip] - Madonna joins the Hope for Haiti Telethon. Presumably to apologize for over-reacting just a smidge to their meager sacrifice. [PopEater] - Mariah Carey's Breasts: A Diatribe. [ ...read...

After lengthy negotiations, Conan O'Brien and NBC have finally reached a $44 million agreement that will pave the way for Jay Leno to return to The Tonight Show. People reports: No details of the deal were immediately announced -... ...read full story ...

Because she'll appear anywhere for money and/or a Solo cup full of rohypnol-laced gin, Jersey Shore's Snooki is helping an Easton, Pa. car dealership supposedly raise money for Haiti on Saturday in probably the shadiest fundraiser I've ever seen.... ...re...

George Clooney is inviting as many A-Listers as possible to tomorrow's Hope for Haiti Telethon with the logical exception of Kanye West, according to PopEater: After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at... ...read full story ...

Tara Reid's rep has confirmed she's engaged, according to Us Magazine. I'm going to assume the lucky man has only seen her naked in the pages of Playboy because there's no way he didn't shove his penis in a... ...read full story ...

Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack appeared on The Today Show this morning where he addressed accusations that Brittany died of a drug overdose only to then point the blame at Hollywood for the stress of not casting her in... ...read full story ...

Somehow I missed this one: Apparently Madonna wants to get knocked up by her Chippendale's version of Go! Diego! Go!, according to The Sun: The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about... ...read full story ...

Debra Danielson was officially charged with domestic assault today after cracking her daughter Farrah, one of the stars of MTV's Teen Mom, in the face during an argument. TMZ reports: According to the Council Bluffs Police Department, Farrah accus ...read...