“What do you mean you’re the killer, Taxi? I thought we was partners!” In case women don’t want to fuck Ryan Gosling hard enough, apparently he’s saving them from taxis now because he’s some sort of dreamy knight who...

In the land of Sad Keanu, Giant Sad Philip Seymour Hoffman is king. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Joey Lawrence who knows the importance of a strong male figure in a kid’s life as well as Coco, who knows exactly what w...

After being arrested for spousal abuse over the weekend, That 70s Show actress Lisa Robin Kelly is now claiming she was set up by her male roommate who beat the shit out of himself just to get her arrested, so have I mentioned these people are drug add...

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According to People magazine, Duchess Catherine and her husband Prince William are going to celebrate their first anniversary of marriage this month and it seems all they think about is… babies!...

- Jamie Lynn Spears can legally buy alcohol now, but I’ll always see her as the pig-tailed little 16-year-old with a baby in her. - It’s Hilary Duff‘s baby she made with that guy she blew after he proposed! - A Woman’s Abs Are L...

“So, wait, after I use this coconut as a tampon, I do what with my cousin?” If you’ve been on the Internet at all today, you’ve probably already been bombarded with pics of Indiana Evans (?) filming The Blue Lagoon remake for th...

“Hi.” So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brookly...

For some reason, somebody thought it’d be a great idea to invite Ashton Kutcher, the guy who fucked over Demi Moore by banging 23-year-olds on their wedding anniversary, to Sunday’s American Country Music Awards to present Female Vocalist o...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m honestly surprised even exists today amidst the deficit of celebrity news content being led by a no name actress remaking The Blue Lagoon for Lifetime in half a bikini. Anyway, we managed to ...

Apparently Russell Brand really wants to make it clear he doesn’t have a vagina because not only has he turned down $20 million in the divorce settlement, he’s now just letting Katy Perry keep the house they bought together. TMZ reports: Ru...

Once, when she was very little, Paris Hilton met an old sailor who told her that, “Argh, nothin’ relieves a below deck itch like a fresh waft of sea air on your biscuit,” so that explains these photos. With that in mind, here’s ...

There is still hope for all the Liam Hemsworth female fans all over the world! The actor has recently revealed he doesn't want to tie the knot anytime soon....

According to the latest reports, 54-year-old Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin got engaged! The star popped the question to his yoga instructor girlfriend Hilaria Thomas and she said accepted....

- Jennifer Lopez is making her driver pose for Instagram photos now. - These Girls Can Take Me Out To The Ballpark - Taylor Lautner got a facial at the Kids Choice Awards. - If your birth name is Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson, now would be a good time n...

While looking so thin and pretty Minka Kelly couldn’t resist sticking her hand up her shirt, Ashlee Simpson basically let reporters know that her gigantic billionaire sister is going to get even larger which is exactly how I’d deflect from ...

Probably the most elusive shots of Kim Kardashian are ones from behind where she’s in a bikini but not pre-arranging the sale of them therefore picking which shots are made public. Which is really just a fancy way of me explaining why these are g...

Despite posing topless for a mere $8-10,000 (the amount keeps changing), Octomom is now officially on welfare which is really going over well with taxpayers in the state of California, so trust me when I say they couldn’t be more thrilled. TMZ re...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where one picture portrays that at any given moment there’s an unlimited number of Australian transsexuals just waiting to replace Fergie, as well as David Beckham getting a yellow card for cock-blocki...

Nickelodeon held its Kid Choice Awards over the weekend, and if there’s one place I like to scour for breasts it’s wherever teenagers hang out not there, Chris Hanson. That said, here’s iCarly star Jennette McCurdy whose cleavage stoo...

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When we last left Lisa Robin Kelly (Laurie from That 70s Show), she was being arrested for DUI and even worse, everyone learned she’s been super-old this whole time. Jump to this weekend, where she was arrested again, this time for beating the sh...

59-year-old actor and Oscar winner Liam Neeson has recently declared he doesn't get along very well with the latest technologies because he is terrified....

- Adam Levine dumped Anne V. - I completely missed this last week, so here’s Michelle Duggar educating us on how over-population is a myth while simultaneously using her vagina as a baby-firing gatling gun. - The Girls of Coachella Are A Mixed Ba...

Music diva Jennifer Lopez has recently revealed she is now struggling to keep her famous body in shape....

“Oh my gahd, is that terrorism? There’s about to be a whole lot of blood around here…” *takes off pants* For reasons known only to him and a strong, muscular black man, Mark Wahlberg decided to spend the weekend in Miami walking...

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton’s Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owne...

*SQUEAK-OO, SQUEAK-OO, SQUEAK-OO* Here’s Courtney Stodden lotioning up her fake, pretend-teenage breasts in Malibu this week which is important news because melanoma is serious business and I’ve always thought of The Superficial as a health...

Spike Lee being a fucking idiot aside, things were starting to turn around in the Trayvon Martin case. ABC News obtained footage that showed a clearly non-injured George Zimmerman despite conveniently leaked police reports claiming he was punched repeated...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early because it’s past noon and it’s hard to type and hold a whiskey bottle at the same time we couldn’t wait to bring you Charles Barkley in drag. No, not the bikin...

Christina Aguilera‘s weight has been a touchy subject lately to the point that Adam Levine sleeps in fear each night that he’ll wake up discovering a new definition of pain and suffering as he’s slowly digested over thousands of years...

Writing this site I often come off as a jaded, cynical atheist with a undeniable reputation of dealing out sexual thunder in the bedroom, but every once in a while a story comes along that makes me take pause and wonder if maybe there is somebody up th...

Hollywood teen star Dakota Fanning has recently declared she's not a fan of T.i.ter or Facebook because she doesn't like to expose herself on the internet....

According to reports, Hollywood beauty Anne Hathaway has been told to seriously lose weight for her next movie role!...

- I heard if you even see the tip of Blue Ivy‘s nose, Gwyneth Paltrow waterboards you in a claw foot tub. - Israeli model Esti Ginzburg rides shotgun in the RAM MKIII. - Does anyone miss John Mayer? I calculate not. - 20 NYC Hotties Tim Tebow Cou...

Because, exactly as I predicted, an insane amount of you clicked on the Uma Thurman pregnant bikini photos on Monday, here she is again yesterday in all her misshapened beauty and.. well, shapes. MARVEL at each of her breasts trying to escape in opposi...

The state of California can officially stop pretending it gives a shit if Lindsay Lohan completes her community service or not because the judge just ended her probation. Or at least the formal part of it because apparently she still has two and a half...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we officially declare Maria Menounos‘s ass the winner of Dancing With The Stars and that goes for every season here on out. We’ve also got Emile Hirsch on his way to full-blown Shia, as w...

Liam Hemsworth, more commonly known as “that dude whose dick cake Miley Cyrus wouldn’t stop eating,” and his brother Chris, more commonly known as MOTHERFUCKING THOR, apparently used to get into crazy fights when they were kids. And b...

“Whoop whoop! I’mma sing a song about sizzurp ’cause it’s on my necklace for irony and shit. ♫ Oh, sizzurp, sizzurp, you once made me have sex with a lizzurp… ♫” Because he earned a film degree from NYU the hard ...

In a recent interview, rapper Drake – who became well known in 2010 after his debut album Thank Me Later was on top of the charts in America – admitted he took drugs in a bid to cope with the overwhelming fame....

According to reports, Hollywood beauty Kate Winslet — who rose to fame after starring in the successful movie Titanic — has recently confessed she hates the well known theme song interpreted by Celine Dion....

- It’s going to cost $1.3 million to get Jessica Simpson‘s baby out of her which is pretty cheap for one of those giant space drills from Armageddon. - Whoa, wait. An entire Pog collection for just a night with a ginge? Seems a bit much. - ...

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In a recent radio interview, Justin Bieber set himself up to learn a valuable lesson about relationships after alerting his insane murderous teen fanbase that he’s in no rush to marry Selena Gomez so keep those underage vaginas running. Via Holly...

If you’re a heroin addict who occasionally has sex with Elizabeth Olsen, now would be a good time to stop before Michelle Williams gets left raising another baby all by herself. What’s that? Jason Segel’s helping her out? Even worse. ...

Back in 2010, Lindsay Lohan threatened to sue Glee after Gwyneth Paltrow made a joke about Lindsay going to rehab during a cameo. Needless to say, the whole thing was retarded. Jump to today, where reports are now coming in say Lindsay is guest starrin...

“Hmph. Vanessa always get the good close-ups…” I’m almost positive the set of Spring Breakers can sense when I’m working alone because not only did it grace me this morning with James Franco as Axl Kevin Federline Rose, bu...

While attending the press conference for Battleship in London today (above), Rihanna shot down rumors that she’s dating Ashton Kutcher and was actually pretty pissed someone even asked her about it because it’s not like she was spotted leav...

It was at that moment Bear Blu realized soon his mother would begin regurgitating her breast milk. Calmly he adjusted the handgun in his diaper and waited. Patience, Bear. Patience… While the Internet learned that Alicia Silverstone fully believes...