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Charlie Sheen may have some issues, just a few

2007-10-04

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are in the middle of a heated custody battle. Denise recently filed some documents regarding Charlie's behavior which Page Six got their hands on: Pictures of Sheen's erect penis that Richards says he used for his profi...

 

Kevin Federline shows Britney how to win a custody battle

2007-10-04

Judge Scott Gordon ordered that Kevin Federline will maintain full custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston. Britney Spears will be allowed visitation, but only under close supervision. The hearing took place yesterday afternoon, but one person didn't f...

 

Jessica Simpson's breasts are part of a balanced breakfast

2007-10-04

Talk about a breath of fresh air. Let's just take a break from Britney and take in the magnificent cleavage of Jessica Simpson. Those things kind of make everything go away, don't they? I feel rejuvenated already. What's that? Her face isn't looking so ...

 

Nicolas Cage gets a naked visitor and not the good kind

2007-10-03

An Orange County tailor Robert Furo Jr. was arrested for burglary after he broke into Nicolas Cage's house early Monday morning. FOX News reports: Cage called a security guard at his gated community around 1:30 a.m. Monday after he saw a man wandering i...

 

Britney Spears has a sex tape, maybe, don't quote me on that

2007-10-03

Britney Spears allegedly hooked up with some guy in Hawaii and supposedly their encounter was videotaped. The Sun reports: The man in question says he met the singer on holiday in June and taped their alleged night of lust in Britney's hotel room. Howev...

 

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Make a Suicide Pack

2007-10-03

Sharon Osbourne was so affected by the death of her father earlier this year that she and husband Ozzy Osbourne have reached an agreement to end their own lives should a mentally degenerative disease afflict either of them. I saw my father suffer from the...

 

Britney Spears Loses Kids Over Driver's License

2007-10-03

According to her lawyer, Britney Spears lost custody of her two sons because she doesn't have a valid California driver's license. Attorney Sorrell Trope claims Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon handed over her two kids to their father ...

 

Sly Stallone Makes the Wrong Movie in Burma

2007-10-03

This is a hellhole beyond your wildest dreams, Sly Stallone told the AP after the recent slaughter of monks in Burma. The actor was speaking about his experience filming his latest Rambo sequel across the border in Thailand. I witnessed the aftermath - su...

 

Sarah Jessica Parker is classically beautiful (i.e. ugly)

2007-10-03

Where's He-Man? Skeletor's running around in a wedding dress again. No, hold on, it's Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the Sex and the City movie. Gross. So the guy who has to marry her committed some sort of awful crime right? What'd he do; murder th...

 

Kid Rock claims Pamela Anderson lied about miscarriage

2007-10-03

Kid Rock says his ex-wife Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage last year. People reports: Anderson got mad when Rock delayed a visit to her on the set of her movie in Canada so he could attend a Los Angeles Lakers game, the 36-year-old singer tells...

 

Lindsay Lohan picks a pumpkin

2007-10-03

Lindsay Lohan did the strangest thing I've ever seen her do. She picked a pumpkin for Halloween like a normal person. I think I need to lie down. Ok! Magazine reports: The 21-year-old, who has been enjoying an extended stay at an Cirque Lodge rehab clin...

 

Britney Spears' family expects her to die

2007-10-03

Britney Spears' aunt Chanda McGovern is speaking out about her family's fear that Britney will commit suicide. And here we go, finally the family members are being dug out of the south and interviewed. The circus is now complete. Now I am the master. Wh...

 

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2007-10-03

New celebrity Jennifer Sky was added!

 

Brad Pitt Slams Paparazzi For The Constant Harassment

2007-10-02

Brad Pitt has spoken out against all the unwanted paparazzi attention (The defining annoyance of my life) given to him and the kids he shares with Angelina Jolie. He says, I just think how strange it is for my kids. Mad (Maddox), Z (Zahara), Pax - they re...

 

PopoZao! Britney Loses Kids to Hard-Working Family Man K-Fed

2007-10-02

Kevin Federline, has scored custody of his two sons, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, from his crazy ex-wife, Britney Spears. Yes, it's sad but true: a judge ruled today that even K-Fed is a better parent to the little pair of cheetos...

 

Britney Spears will probably get her kids back

2007-10-02

Listen up. Send the piñata back. Cancel the caterers. Britney Spears will probably get her kids back soon. Her lawyers talked to the press today about the reasons for the temporary loss of custody, and it looks like things aren't that scandalous. Reute...

 

Pamela Anderson might possibly be pregnant

2007-10-02

Pamela Anderson may have applied for a marriage license with Rick Salomon for other reasons besides love. Reasons like, oh, I dunno, pregnancy! Ok! Magazine reports: She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump, one source tells OK!. And this wo...

 

Jennifer Aniston dating Orlando Bloom – or a guy with brown hair

2007-10-02

The Sun has some crack reporters on their staff. I'm not sure if they've unearthed some legitimate celebrity gossip or just pulled stuff out of their ass. At any rate, they're claiming Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom were at a resort together in Mexic...

 

Britney Spears isn't even fazed that she lost her kids

2007-10-02

So you've just lost your kids because the legal community pretty much agrees that you're a terrible mother, what do you do? Go tanning, silly! And that's exactly what Britney Spears did. The Daily Mail reports: It was business as usual for troubled Bri...

 

Eva Longoria can fit in tiny spaces

2007-10-02

To make up for, well, the worst sex tape ever, here's Eva Longoria squeezing through some cars. What's that? You don't understand how Eva Longoria squeezing through cars makes up for anything? Just trust me, it does. And that's a fact. A scientific fact...

 

Britney Spears loses her kids

2007-10-01

An LA County Superior Court Judge has taken custody away from Britney Spears and ordered today that Kevin Federline is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00 PM until further order of the court. TMZ repor...

 

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are married

2007-10-01

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon received a marriage license on Saturday. Pamela had announced a few months ago that she was engaged, but only recently was it revealed to be with Rick Salomon, who once made a sex tape with Paris Hilton. Access Hollywood...

 

Eva Longoria has a sex tape

2007-10-01

Eva Longoria is the star of a new sex tape that's hit the web. Apparently it's only on pay sites, but thanks to the beauty of the internet, it should be free and in my computer by the end of the day. The Sun reports: Rumours have been rife on the web th...

 

Tori Spelling should never do this again – ever

2007-10-01

Tori Spelling got to be a Pussycat Doll over the weekend. What in the hell, God? We've talked about this before. This is not funny – at all. You think it's cool to blind people, but, newsflash, it ain't. Honestly, man, cut this shit out. If I see some...

 

Pamela Anderson to Wed Sex Tape Star Rick Salomon

2007-10-01

Pamela Anderson's latest crazy love stunt is to marry ... wait for it! ... Rick Salomon! You may not remember who he is but you've seen a lot of him - he was the guy who was Paris Hilton's partner in the raunchy sex tape, One Night in Paris. Yeah, THAT gu...

 

Christina Aguilera has prominent mammaries

2007-10-01

Christina Aguilera was spotted in Hollywood heading to lunch with a sasquatch her husband Jordan. You can definitely tell she's pregnant by her massive breasts shining glow. Her lower back must be killing her because of those gargantuan boobs heels. She...

 

Britney Spears inspires art that's not porn for once

2007-10-01

Britney Spears was the subject of over 50 pieces of art at a Hollywood gallery over the weekend. Reuters has the details: We reached out to a number of artists and found Britney is such a polarizing character these days, said Steven Corfe, a co-curator ...

 

Paris Hilton Doesn't Talk About the Interesting Parts of Her Life

2007-10-01

Paris Hilton visited David Letterman's show on Friday night but refused to talk about her time spent in jail, then became visibly upset when Letterman would not stop asking her questions about it. Hilton, who spent 23 days behind bars in June for violatin...

 

Michelle Rodriguez Faces More Jail Time

2007-10-01

Michelle Rodriguez faces more jail time after she apparently violated her probation for driving under the influence. The former 'Lost' star failed to prove to authorities that she's enrolled to complete her community service as required. According to the ...

 

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2007-10-01

New celebrity Angela Bettis was added!

 

Lindsay Lohan To Do Father-Daughter Time While on Rehab Break

2007-10-01

Lindsay Lohan will be spending five days of quality time with her father Michael Lohan as part of an out-patient program at her Utah rehab. Michael tells the New York Daily News, I'm looking forward to spending the next week with her. We've been in consta...

 

'Pregnant' Christina Aguilera Bored of Partying

2007-09-30

Christina Aguilera says she's had enough of the celebrity lifestyle and world prefer to spend time in with her husband Jordan Bratman. The pop singer - who is rumored to be pregnant with the pair's first child - says she'd match rather snuggle up with Jo...

 

Beyonce Cancels Controversial Malaysia Show

2007-09-30

Beyonce Knowles has cancelled a concert in Malaysia, following being ordered to tone down her sexy outfits for the Muslim country. The R&B singer has blamed a scheduling conflict for her decision to ditch the performance in Kuala Lumpur to perform in Ind...

 

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden to Wed this Month?

2007-09-30

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are planning to wed this month, according to TMZ.com. The pregnant socialite has reportedly accepted a proposal from the Good Charlotte star and its claimed the pair are planning to walk up the aisle in California on Octobe...

 

George Michael Confesses Cannabis "Problem"

2007-09-30

George Michael has confessed his cannabis use can be a problem and he is constantly attempting to smoke less of it. Absolutely I would like to take less, no question, the troubled pop star said. To that degree, it's a problem. Although he wants to cut d...

 

Britney Blasts Media on New Song

2007-09-30

Britney Spears blasts the media on a new song, called Piece of Me, from her as-yet-untitled album. I'm Mrs American Dream, since 17, they want a piece of me, Spears sings. I'm successful, rich and famous, I'm Mrs Oh My God, I'm Britney, Shameless....

 

Tom Cruise: It's The End of the World as We Know It

2007-09-28

Tom Cruise is rumored to be building a $10 million underground bunker at his mansion in Telluride, Colorado, as a way to save his family after Armageddon - not the nuclear holocaust kind, but the end of the world when the Galactic Confederacy dictator Xen...

 

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2007-09-28

New celebrity Tonya Kinzinger was added!

 

Joey Fatone wants to help Britney - and possibly make out

2007-09-28

Joey Fatone is reaching out to Britney Spears - in the creepiest way possible. While appearing on Extra, he had the following to say: I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal. He's now inviting her to take refuge far away from Hollywoo...

 

Mariah Carey thinks people want to look at her

2007-09-28

Mariah Carey is extremely serious about her bathroom privacy. She had a few too many drinks at VH1's Music Cares event and took her bodyguards to the bathroom. Here's what happened, according to NY Daily News: Two women already there say her security t...

 

Heidi Montag wishes she was on Baywatch

2007-09-28

I don't know how, but this site seems to have turned into a tribute page to The Hills. Anyway, everybody's favorite plastic surgery role model Heidi Montag was spotted frolicking on the beach yesterday wearing a pink bikini and carrying around a red lif...

 

Tom Cruise is building a bunker to protect against aliens

2007-09-28

I almost let this one slip by. Almost. But it is The Daily Mail and they wouldn't run it if it wasn't true right? Tom Cruise fears that galactic ruler Xenu is planning a revenge attack against Earth, so he's building a bunker to keep him and his family s...

 

Heidi Montag is proud to be vapid

2007-09-28

Heidi Montag showed up at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event and proudly displayed the issue in which she basically states that she'd rather die than have small breasts. Amazing. This would be like Britney Spears smiling and holding up the issue of Ok! M...

 

Audrina Partridge flashes her panties

2007-09-28

Wow, Audrina Partridge is ambitious. First she's filler, now she's moved up to flashing her panties to the paparazzi. This is almost making me consider spelling her last name right. Almost. I'm going to wait this one out though. She should stop being fam...

 

Audrina Partridge has just stepped up to filler

2007-09-28

I'm not sure why Audrina Partridge is famous. People tell me she's on The Hills so I assume she must be really good at talking on her cell phone. Well, today she gets to be filler. It's a real honor, I know. Bask in it, Audrina. Oh, I almost forgot a tr...

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt...I don't even know

2007-09-27

I don't know where or when these were taken, but they feature Jennifer Love Hewitt topless with rocks on her back. And also Jennifer trying to put her leg over her head. Or something. I don't know. The only thing I do know is that these might be the mos...

 

Lindsay Lohan stole coke from Steve-O

2007-09-27

In case you were wondering how much Lindsay Lohan loves coke, she'll stoop to hanging out with Steve-O to get it. And by get it, I mean steal it. Steve-O was on Howard Stern yesterday and told listeners about Lindsay's heist. Page Six reports: Lohan too...

 

Kristin Bell wears a bikini

2007-09-27

I'm not exactly sure who Kristin Bell is or what she's done, but here she is wearing a bikini on the set of Heroes. Apparently her character has the ability to put on silly hats and pretend her hand is a gun. That's a pretty neat power I guess. In a tou...

 

Angelina Jolie looks super important

2007-09-27

Angelina Jolie attended a conference on global education at the Clinton Global Initiative Annual Meeting. I don't even know what any of those words mean. I do know that Bill Clinton probably asked Angelina to provide some humanitarian relief – in his ...

 

Kate Hudson is very well endowed

2007-09-27

Kate Hudson went out for a stroll in New York City yesterday, but it looks like she's missing something. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's something I usually look for in a woman. Personality? No, that can't be it. In fact I'm pretty sure I just m...

 
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