Before reminding everyone at the Grammys she'd stab us all in the neck for chicken, Britney Spears spent Saturday at a recording studio in Miami looking completely out of place without children falling out of her onto the steps... ...read full story ...

Although Matt Damon has played government agent Jason Bourne in the last three movies he admits that the future of a fourth Bourne movie is uncertain. I don't know you know, said Matt. I think it will be a prequel of some kind with another actor and anoth...

Here's Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of her new movie Dear John last night, and is it wrong to wish she was the product of my polygamous marriage to three other women? Because I definitely wasn't doing that while... ...read full story ...

It seems that performing with Elton John at Grammy Awards was like a dream come true for Lady GaGa . Lady GaGa was forced to make an emergency visit to her make-up artist shortly before performing the extravagant duet because she started to cry, bring ove...

Because it worked out awesome for J-Woww, there's nude photos of Snooki being shopped around. Of course. RadarOnline reports: The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she... ...read full story ...

After obtaining superstar success in the past year and performing with Elton John at the Grammys, you'd assume Lady GaGa's next project would involve someone insanely high-profile like the ghost of Michael Jackson. Or Obama on bass. Except you'd... ...rea...

Have no idea who this is? Of course, you don't. But now's your chance to find out! The makers of She's Out of Your League are offering a chance to win a date with Whitney Port (The City, The... ...read full story ...

And now for everyone who didn't get their own post. Taylor Swift sporting a glow that only John Mayer's penis can provide. Beyonce hoping to God she doesn't have to give another one of her speeches to the anorexic... ...read full story ...

- Brangelina use the DGAs to pretend they don't throw children at each other behind closed doors.[Lainey Gossip] - Christina Aguilera's breasts not getting smaller is the most important news item you will read today. Unless someone hot wears... ...read fu...

Probably the most important part, if not the sole purpose, of the entire music industry is to find hot bitches to star in music videos. Which is why I assume Marisa Miller was at the Grammys last night. On... ...read full story ...

It says something about a woman when you can't even take a headshot of her without her giant breasts being in the way. And that something is I'm not even gonna try to make fun of Christina Hendrick's husband... ...read full story ...

Here's Rihanna at the Pre-Grammy Gala Saturday night which is the same event she attended last year right before Chris Brown beat the ever-living fuck out of her for peeping his texts from another woman. It's also why I'm... ...read full story ...

Since she had gotten a little on the heavy side, Jennifer Aniston decided it's time to change her diet. This decision doesn't apply to cheeseburgers and other fun food, though. ...

Presumably to make the nominees feel better about themselves, Britney Spears was invited to the 52nd Annual Grammys where she arrived wearing some sort of pants-free sadness. Although, the best part of her outfit is the look on Jason... ...read full story...

Here's Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman's crystal computer as... ...read full story ...

Michael Jackson 's eldest two children were invited at Grammy Awards to accept a lifetime achievement award on behalf of their late father. The two, Prince Michael, 12, and Paris, 11-year-old, received standing ovations as they paid an emotional tribute ...

Here's Lady GaGa at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards Sunday night where she pushed the boundaries of sexual perception or whatever the hell you call the outcome of eating a bucket of acid then wearing Superman's crystal computer as... ...read full story ...

Because no one goes to her concerts, Pink shocked the Grammys audience by performing in a basically non-existent outfit while dangling dripping wet from the ceiling. Except I'm kidding and these are just pics from the men's high dive.... ...read full stor...

Amy Winehouse who divorced in August 2007 after her husband Blake filed for divorce on grounds of adultery, admitted she is bisexual. So what? Amy apparently said. I like girls as well. I have had relationships with other women but that doesn't mean I don...

Johnny Depp recently defended Roman Polanski who has been arrested for a 30-year-old statutory rape charge.He's convinced that there are shady dealings behind the scenes concerning Polanski's arrest....

The Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood has entered rehab for the eighth time. Maybe this time he'll make it right. Mick has always been helpful and supportive of Ronnie when he gets in trouble and falls off the wagon, a source said. ...

Rihanna's new album, Rated R, is a classic. At least this is what she says. Rihanna claims that her new album is edgier and is more personal than her other releases. ...

As you already know, Jennifer Aniston recently invited Gerard Butler to live with her. And just in case something might turn out bad with Gerard, Jennifer has a backup boyfriend: Jake Gyllenhaal. Apparently Jake, who recently split from Reese Witherspoon,...

Michael Buble is eager to perform with Mad Men star Jon Hamm on Saturday Night Live. It seems that the two aren't at the first show of together. It turned out I'd hung out with him at the Tony Bennett 80th Birthday Celebration, said Bublé. At the time, I...

It seems that Michael Jackson 's body might be exhumed in order to do some more tests regarding his death. As the seven-month-long investigation wraps up with Dr. Murray is clearly locked in the crosschairs, I'm sure his attorneys are considering a number...

John Travolta is apparently Tom Cruise circa 2005 because he's been wasting no opportunity to pimp Scientology. Whether it be relief efforts to Haiti or talking about it at the premiere of his new movie last night in the... ...read full story ...

Seen here having the only part of her that matters interviewed, recent site-staple Nicole Bahls found herself on the receiving end of Akon's penis last night, according to Globo.com. My Portuguese is a little rusty, but essentially the article... ...read ...

CALVIN KLEIN: Please, come to my party. ALI LARTER: I dunno.... CALVIN KLEIN: C'mon. What's the worst thing that could happen? Photos: Splash News... ...read full story ...

After giving the paparazzi her exact GPS location because she's very tiny, a baby doll-toting Tila Tequila went shopping at Kitson for Kids yesterday where she pretended her uterus isn't the fucking Dead Zone. That said, if there should... ...read full st...

- Jared Leto tries to pull a Robert Pattinson. [Lainey Gossip] - Jayde Nicole made it if being a Brody Jenner accessory for half a season of the The Hills counts as any type of success. (Hint: It doesn't.)... ...read full story ...

Despite the fact she's been spotted several times with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers, Rihanna claims she's single and won't be taking a date to the Grammys which makes absolute sense when you think about it. After what... ...read full story ...

Seen here with his new girlfriend The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin's Penis to Stardom (Pretty sure that's her legal name.), Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller in violation of... ...read ful...

Those of you hoping to see again the Jennifer & Brad couple reunited may not like this. Rumors say that Jennifer Aniston asked Gerard Butler to live with her. ...

It may sound strange but The Jonas Brothers star, Nick Jonas, seriously considered becoming a preacher. He says he always wanted to follow in his religious father's footsteps. ...

The Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen opted for an water birth so she delivered son Benjamin, on December 3 2009, while submerged in water at the Beacon Hill penthouse. I gave birth in the bathtub, Gisele told Brazilian magazine Fantastico. ...

- Kristen Bell is no Reese Witherspoon. (Not a link to Jake Gyllenhaal turning the lights off and using his best imagination face.) [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and her wonk-tits will soon find their true calling. [DrunkenStepfather: Site... ...read...

Warner Bros. fired back at Simon Monjack's claims that the studio is responsible for Brittany Murphy's death by killing her with the burden of not voicing a singing penquin. Via E! News: Any claim that Warner Bros. Pictures was... ...read full story ...

Here's Doutzen Kroes relaxing in St. Barts yesterday and I had no idea Victoria's Secret lets its models scale walls. Or that they even could. I always thought the rule of thumb is they should have enough body fat... ...read full story ...

During a meeting for her denim line earlier in the month, Jessica Simpson apparently decided to show everyone how classy and business-like she can be, according to Us Weekly: While one of the executives was speaking in a room... ...read full story ...

Seen here in the pages of Playboy like a good, credible woman, Loredana Jolie thinks Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab won't solve anything. Page Six reports: He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came... ...read full story ...

So remember when Simon Monjack said not being in Happy Feet 2 is what really killed Brittany Murphy and we all had a couple laughs? He's literally going to sue Warner Bros. for wrongful-death over it: The Daily Beast... ...read full story ...

After essentially transforming herself into a big-titted wax figure, Heidi Montag has started receiving hate mail from Christians, according to Life & Style: Spencer ordered about seven bunches of flowers to cheer up Heidi because she'd received a ...rea...

And watch as I completely ruin these crazy hot pics of Bar Refaeli with one sentence: The campaign was shot in Paris Hilton's former home in Los Angeles. Anyone know how to disinfect a supermodel? (In the name of... ...read full story ...

Well, this was only a matter of time. One of the female cast-members on Jersey Shore is the subject of nude photos currently being shopped around, according to RadarOnline: There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has... ...read full sto...

- John Mayer is probably banging Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip] - Simon Cowell getting thrown under the bus by American Idol producers presumably in an attempt to destroy his Baby Gap tees. [PopEater] - Kevin Federline got fat because... ...read full story...

Venus Williams decided to wear flesh-colored, skin-tight undershorts at the Australian Open yesterday in what I can only assume was a strategic attempt to intimidate her opponents. And if they're anything like me, they immediately went You win the ...read...

Mmmm. Jowls. Via Life & Style: Brooke's rep, Janice Lee, confirms to Life & Style, Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she... ...read full story ...

Adrian Pasdar, better known as Nathan Petrelli from Heroes, was picked up for DUI this morning, according to TMZ: Pasdar was arrested at 2:59 AM after cops clocked him going more than 90 mph on the 405 Freeway in... ...read full story ...

Despite the fact he looks exactly like one and mastered the art of sorcery, David Copperfield is not a rapist and now the woman who accused of him sexual assault on his private island has been arrested for prostitution... ...read full story ...

While John Travolta attempts to proselytize Haiti to Xenu, Jessica Simpson is actually doing something useful by sending shoes to a country that's covered in broken earthquake shit. Us Magazine reports: The singer, 29, has announced plans to team... ...re...