After less than two weeks, Lindsay Lohan was released from jail this morning and transported to a rehab facility under the cover of darkness. She’s sentenced to a mandatory, no early release, 90-day stay which I think we can all agree is where...

   Here’s Steven Tyler at Studio 54 in Vegas Saturday night where he basically confirmed to reporters that he’ll be a judge on American Idol, and I still can’t figure out the thought process on this one. Half the budget wi...

 In case we needed more evidence that Mel Gibson should never be allowed near any communication device whatsoever, RadarOnline has released text messages that he allegedly sent Oksana Grigorieva after their infamous Feb. 18 phone call where he sugges...

   - Justin Bieber is writing a memoir already. Oh, good, I look forward to seeing Chapter 4: Kim Kardashian Touched Me Places being listed as Exhibit A. - Lady GaGa doesn’t want men to steal the creativity out of her vagina. No, real...

   To make up for the one-two punch of Snooki and Steven Tyler’s face, here’s Amber Rose AND Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis over the weekend. Think of this post as a delicious Ore– Hold on, the black guy in our office is w...

   “Have you seen the guy who writes The Superficial? Balls like the face of Jesus. You just want to lay your head on them, that’s how big and fluffy yet masculinely firm they are. Eyes up here.” (Was I close? I suck at re...

   - Angelina Jolie looks too thin to be kicking ass in Salt. - The Speidi Divorce put in razor-sharp context. - Katie Holmes forgot to change after role-playing with Tom. “I’m still dressed like Steve the sexually awkward baker...

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 Figured that was the easiest way to start this post. In the past 12 hours huge shake-ups have occurred on American Idol in case you hadn’t noticed from all the screaming and gnashing of teeth everywhere you turn. Ellen DeGeneres quit and now K...

 Because the audio recordings weren’t enough, RadarOnline is now quoting e-mails Mel Gibson wrote Oksana Grigorieva they day after he allegedly punched her in the mouth while she may or may not have been holding their baby. (Child services thin...

Just hours after Ellen DeGeneres announced she quitted from her position as Idol's newest judge, actress/singer Jennifer Lopez has reportedly closed a deal to become a permanent judge on American Idol's season 10....

Ellen DeGeneres has quit American Idol! Because she found it hard to judge people and hurt their feelings. However, she says she left the producers enough time to decide what to do after her departure....

   These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brother...

   Here’s Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she’s been mangled by years of bargain pl...

   Seen here conveniently holding a script in Hollywood yesterday, up and coming (Puns!) actress Sarah Scott is rumored to be replacing Lindsay Lohan in the only remotely viable career option she had left: The Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno....

 Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana (above) apparently made a sex tape/porno because Kim Kardashian has shown everyone that’s how you get famous. Except I’m not being sarcastic that’s literally almost the exact ...

   What you’re witnessing here is a drunk as all hell Snooki getting arrested in Seaside Heights, N.J. today while filming an episode of Jersey Shore. TMZ says she was picked up for disorderly conduct, but based on these photos of her...

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 - Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor. - Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink. - Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again. -...

   When properly clothed and supported. Here’s Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during intercourse without calling a ...

   There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) ...

   Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a bunch of ...

   “And with each step I do taketh, a Jew baby loses its taste for the blood of its fellow Jew baby and foresaketh all love of copper coins. Knowing this truth, should thou calleth My satchel a purse, thou shall bloweth Me in a lake o...

   Because presidents like titties, too, President Obama revealed he’s aware of Lindsay Lohan’s plight while stopping by The View today. And in case that depresses anybody – including me even though I voted for the guy and...

   Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by ...

According to the National Enquirer, superstar Lady GaGa is set to help troubled Amy Winehouse to get her career back on track. The Bad Romance hitmaker has apparently offered to team up with the British star for a track on her eagerly-awaited third album....

Actresses Meryl Streep and Tina Fey are reportedly teaming up for a new movie. The Devil Wears Prada star and the 30 Rock funny woman will play a troubled mother and daughter in new comedy Mommy & Me, which will be directed by Stanley Tucci....

 This may come as a shock to you guys but apparently during the freakishly short time between Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack’s deaths, he pissed through 80% of her finances, according to her business manager. On top of that, Simon’s mo...

 After visiting with the beeje-deprived actor last week, child services is backing Mel Gibson as a “great father” and will not restrict access to his daughter Lucia despite reports – and audio tapes – suggesting he accidentall...

 With her release most likely happening Sunday, Lindsay Lohan’s starting to make a stink in her cell about being forced to go directly from jail to rehab without “family time,” according to her lawyer. I mean, it’s almost like...

Not only Gwyneth Paltrow seems to have a hidden musical talent, French actress Marion Cotillard is also a secret music star. It appears the Inception actress has recently toured for two months with her musician friend Yodelice, playing a variety of instru...

   Here’s Jessica Biel leaving her hotel in London last night while wearing a see-through dress that lets you completely see her black panties underneath. Except I don’t know if these are sexy as much as they are informative. Pr...

It seems actress Gwyneth Paltrow is following in her rock star husband's footsteps! She's ready to release her own country music album!...

   These are promo shots for Katy Perry’s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like t...

   Hulk Hogan’s taking his ex-wife Linda’s engagement to 21-year-old Charley Hill remarkably well. Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY” which he obviously pays out the ass ...

   Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Tokyo last night where she apparently wore a sheer outfit that’s just almost see-through, so bust out those squinting caps. In the meantime, Popeater reports Angelina has secured the Tw...

   It’s probably wrong to wish a terrorist attack would’ve happened, but I don’t know any other way to describe the feeling I felt when I saw the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange...

   Because I get lots of requests to show more dudes on the site only to have nobody click on them because women don’t know what they want – Carrie admitted it on Sex and the City. It’s gospel. – here’s Russell...

   - Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? - Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. - Adriana Lima in a bikini. - Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. - Katie Price is pimping another book....

Screen beauty Jessica Biel, who is dating Justin Timberlake, confessed she is insecure about her looks, especially her pimples. The actress insists she suffers from the same self-doubts as every other woman, and even more so when she has an outbreak of zi...

Singer Rihanna recently confessed she feels pressured to throw an amazing bachelorette party for her best pal, Katy Perry. The Russian Roulette hitmaker has agreed to organize the all-female pre-wedding bash for her pal prior to her upcoming wedding to Ru...

   Here’s Madonna leaving the set of her new movie W.E. in London last night where she was spotted clutching a mysterious plastic bag Lindsay Lohan-style. Maybe she’s seen Guy Ritchie’s younger, more youthful girlfriend wh...

 Oliver Stone stepped in shit over the weekend when he blurted out the infamous “The Jews control everything” line during an interview with the London’s Sunday Times. The director also backed up his favorite pet theory that poor ...

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   Here’s a drunk, and let’s assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which ma...

   - Kate Moss is topless again. Of course. - Hulk Hogan wants to be the next Billy Mays. - Hilary Duff isn’t getting any less mannish. - Jessica Biel’s chest campaigns for Wonder Woman. - Guess who Adrianne Curry dressed like f...

  I’m gonna need a bigger star. Because classy’s always up at the crack (!) of dawn, Coco tweeted a pic of her bare ass getting out bed this morning which is what you do when you’re Ice-T’s woman lest he’s forced to...

 The now-infamous February 18th phone call that’s made Mel Gibson a martyr amongst people who think Passion of the Christ is a true story and blowjobs enthusiasts everywhere was apparently triggered by an innocent event involving planting a tre...

   Mmm. And how… In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2 and surprisingly the answer doesn’t involve the words, “I’m a porky lit...

   Here’s Jennifer Lopez in Mexico over the weekend where she once again found herself locked in the age-old battle of ass vs. buoyancy. It’s times like these she has to regret marrying Marc Anthony whose twig-like frame is virt...