Straight up onto the curb! (I’ll go kill myself.) Barely even a week ago, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI. And while most normal people follow that up by lying low and reexamining their lives, Amanda Bynes got right back on the horse like a tro...

Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have recently confirmed they'll be soon walking down the aisle!...

Posted by Photo Boy - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie might tag-team Fassbender in a movie that I will in no way be arrested for publicly masturbating to. - Yoga Pants: I don’t know what they made of... - The best way to experience Scarlett Johansso...

Hey! Why don’t you stick to your own kind, Hayden Panettiere? (Alright, Peter Dinklage, she’s practically putty in your hands. Now what I’m going need you to do is put on this Robin costume and ride in this sidecar attached to a motor...

Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgard was one of the top rumored contenders for the role of Thor which thankfully didn’t happen because Chris Hemsworth taught us that Thor is best played by someone with a stocky Viking-esque build as opposed to a tall, l...

I was going to start this post with some sort of clever quip about how getting laid immediately fills a man with a certain bravado that 100% of the time leads to him making horrible fucking decisions. But then I remembered Axl Rose has been crazy for a...

Welcome to The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear, and I say this as a huge fan, that John Malkovich shouldn’t be allowed to dress himself anymore. I mean, christ, Harry Dean Stanton is more put together and he’s been dead for 20 ...

Posted by Photo Boy A few weeks ago Rihanna put a reporter on blast (I’m honestly not even sure of what that means.) for asking about rumors that she’s been reminding Ashton Kutcher of the joys of a less-than-half-a-century old vagina. Well...

Posted by Photo Boy - Zac Efron will bang you if you go see The Lucky One is how you’re supposed to interpret this. - Hot Redheads = A Bullseye in Darts? (No idea, but titties!) - Anderson Cooper giggles like a little girl again at something only...

If Courtney Love hasn’t fully alienated herself from her daughter Frances Bean, this should probably do it. In a new Twitter rant, screencapped by Gawker and well worth a click, Courtney blatantly accuses Dave Grohl of not only trying to bang Fra...

“Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow ME before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the JACUZZI. Blow me before the Jacuzzi. BLOW me before the Jacuzzi. Blow me before the Ja...

The Avengers star Mark Ruffalo has recently declared he felt a little jealous on his co-stars because he didn't have a costume of his own!...

“But daddy, those furnch fries were down there for me.” Britney Spears can’t even get married without her husband being named her co-conservator because according to the state of California, she technically shouldn’t even brush ...

“Why hello there. Are you here to select a ring? No, just mow the yard? Oh, Jorge, you know I’m going to ask each morn- wait, don’t quit! Your family’s still in Mexico!” Sensing that Operation: Chain Adam Levine To The Wat...

After voluntarily informing the entire Internet she pre-chews her son’s food then Frenches it into his 11-month-old mouth, Alicia Silverstone now wants everyone to know she’s “very glad” she’s accomplished such an incredib...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Michael Bay gets ready to bang his car until it begs him to stop in sassy jive talk, Michael Fassbender pitches himself for the lead in Gladiator 2, “No, what I’m telling you is that it ...

So welcome to the exact moment Jay-Z shoots Kanye West in the goddamn face though it might not be a bad idea if we all think happy thoughts while clapping our hands: Carrying Peter Dinklage in a baby Bjorn! Via Us Weekly: A pal tells the new Us Weekly,...

Lana Del Rey has already banged Marilyn Manson, so it really shouldn’t be a surprise that she’s moved on to Axl Rose which she made even more evident by wearing a Guns ‘N Roses T-shirt in London last night after the two were spotted t...

- Cue Jessica Simpson suddenly giving birth in 3.. 2.. - Hello, large-breasted Asian in a bikini holding drinks… - Leonardo DiCaprio has no problem banging Adam Levine‘s table scraps. - Supermodels Without Makeup - Snoop Dogg's Rolling Word...

According to the latest reports, Jennifer Lawrence was added to the list of celebrities that have a doll dedicated to them....

On Monday we got to see Miley Cyrus riding a bike in a short dress without underwear on after complaining earlier that the “douchebag paparazzi” can’t seem to leave her alone. So naturally here she is yesterday where, again, the papar...

“Here, kiddy, kiddy, kiddies. Come get the pup- Dammit, Selena. I told you to wait in the truck.” In the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, somehow news that a Justin Bieber “impersonator” was arrested in Canada for child ...

Last month, we saw a pregnant Jessica Simpson posing nude for the April issue of Elle which apparently hit newsstands because here she is pimping the issue on Twitter while making the most ridiculous statement she’ll ever make in her life. And, yes...

No, no, NOOOOO. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Shannen Doherty because time is a motherfucker, but not nearly as big of one as God is considering he had Christie Brinkley‘s DNA to work with and he made Alexa Ray Joel inst...

Last week, Jennifer Love Hewitt informed the entire studio audience of The Ellen DeGeneres Show that she’s working on an elaborate system of traps to ensnare Adam Levine because she’s lonely and it’s sometimes nice to talk to people s...

It’s you, Bam Margera. It’s you. Photos: Splash News, WENNRead More ... ...

Posted by Photo Boy At just 19 years of age, the sound-decision-making machine known as Leah Messer has once again tied the knot. Only this time it won’t end in six months like her last marriage did because banged another dude days before the wed...

For those of you who don’t know because I didn’t post about it therefore raising the question if it ever really happened at all, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI Friday morning after she plowed into the back of a cop car. So if you ever fi...

- So here’s James Franco doing Selena Gomez. - If You Like Tattoos (and women) Get In Here - I, too, wonder how Tom Cruise is so good at never being photographed unless he wants to be and then I remember it’s possible for one man to have se...

When it's about a movie role, an actress can do so much! Hollywood beauty Anne Hathaway – who is well known for her luscious locks – agreed to have her hair hacked off for her new movie role....

Say hi to your mother for me. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ... ...

“Our deal was you stab my mother in the heart with a stake, and I have sex with you in front of Matt Lauer. Now are you going to hold up your end of the bargain or not?” “Damn, chill, woman. I’ll handle it. Now quit talkin’...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed starring Adam Brody as the Fonz in the gay porn version of Happy Days, Steven Tyler as himself in the gay porn version of Aerosmith, and Milo Ventimiglia in the gay porn version of motorcycle ownership. Oh C...

“I SEWED IT ALL BY MAHSELF!” Back in January, Britney Spears‘s dad was rumored to be ending her conservatorship as a wedding gift which seemed like the best possible way to make this whole situation not look like he literally sold her...

“Dude, I’m telling you, they put me in the same room Paris Hilton stays in after I specifically asked them not to. How do I know? *looks down pants* Call it a hunch. Now you’re my agent, fix this. In the meantime, I’ll be errati...

According to report, troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is desperate to make some money because she is buried in debts....

“Seriously? The one day I forget to shave it into a mullet? I’m so grounded.” Here’s Miley Cyrus riding a bicycle in a short black dress without any underwear on on over the weekend which is amazing for someone who just a day ea...

- And good morning to you, too, pair of breasts wearing bunny ears. - Thomas Kinkade is pissing on things in Heaven now. - So apparently the pitch for Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s new show was, “And then she jerks everybody off.” - Justin B...

Back in December, Lamar Odom was unceremoniously traded to the Dallas Mavericks by the Lakers and somehow talked Khloe Kardashian into moving with him despite her family’s track record of never leaving LA because it’s rich in whore-ranium. ...

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend. On that note, I’d like to offer my sincere apologies to Easter. Not so much, or even at all, for all t...

Hollywood actor Ben Stiller has revealed he has crazy, funny kids!...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which will be our last one for the week so we can hide pastel eggs to celebrate some ghost that keeps haunting people until the free market is deregulated and sluts stop fucking for the slut-thrill of it, ...

According to the latest reports, Hollywood stars Emma Stone, 23, and Andrew Garfield, 28, are taking their relationship to the next level as they move in together!...

Above is former Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow getting a mani/pedi in West Hollywood on Tuesday. Below are three beautiful women he chose not to have sex with. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. Photo: Courtesy of TMZ.comRead More ... ...

Ever since Kim Kardashian announced their divorce, Kris Humphries has been in a long heated legal battle to have their settlement aired in open court so he can expose the entire marriage as a premeditated fraud by subpoenaing her texts, emails and real...

Adam Levine has spent the better part of a year alternating between banging super-thin model Anne V and complaining about Christina Aguilera’s weight ruining The Voice, so right off the bat, you can tell he’d be completely open to having se...

- Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis are done with SNL after this season. - A Real-Life Barbie Doll Who Wants Your Attention - Arnold Schwarzenegger describing how a Twins sequel with Eddie Murphy as their triplet explains why woman have no ...

If you’re like me, you’ve spent countless hours wondering how Scarlett Johansson landed the role of Black Widow and also why there’s a layer of dust on your penis. Except if you haven’t seen the clip above from The Avengers that...

For those of you who don’t remember Lara Flynn Boyle, she was some sort of walking, anorexic, stick-like punchline from the early aughts that I think was in Men in Black 2 and The Practice but definitely know was Wayne’s psycho ex-girlfrien...

“By the way, I’m naked under here.” “Wait, what-” “Go, go, Spidey-groin!” Sorry to inundate you with two posts about Marvel movies today, but it’s Zombie Jesus Week so zombie suck it up. In a new intervie...