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Lindsay Lohan Released from Jail

2010-08-02

 After less than two weeks, Lindsay Lohan was released from jail this morning and transported to a rehab facility under the cover of darkness. She’s sentenced to a mandatory, no early release, 90-day stay which I think we can all agree is where...

 

Steven Tyler is Ready for His Close- AHH!

2010-08-02

   Here’s Steven Tyler at Studio 54 in Vegas Saturday night where he basically confirmed to reporters that he’ll be a judge on American Idol, and I still can’t figure out the thought process on this one. Half the budget wi...

 

Mel Gibson Text: 'I'm Drowning in Pure Rage'

2010-08-02

 In case we needed more evidence that Mel Gibson should never be allowed near any communication device whatsoever, RadarOnline has released text messages that he allegedly sent Oksana Grigorieva after their infamous Feb. 18 phone call where he sugges...

 

Pamela Anderson is See-Throughy and Other News

2010-08-02

   - Justin Bieber is writing a memoir already. Oh, good, I look forward to seeing Chapter 4: Kim Kardashian Touched Me Places being listed as Exhibit A. - Lady GaGa doesn’t want men to steal the creativity out of her vagina. No, real...

 

Amber Rose & Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis

2010-08-02

   To make up for the one-two punch of Snooki and Steven Tyler’s face, here’s Amber Rose AND Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis over the weekend. Think of this post as a delicious Ore– Hold on, the black guy in our office is w...

 

Halle Berry in a Bikini

2010-07-31

   “Have you seen the guy who writes The Superficial? Balls like the face of Jesus. You just want to lay your head on them, that’s how big and fluffy yet masculinely firm they are. Eyes up here.” (Was I close? I suck at re...

 

Paris Hilton is Swimsuity and Other News

2010-07-31

   - Angelina Jolie looks too thin to be kicking ass in Salt. - The Speidi Divorce put in razor-sharp context. - Katie Holmes forgot to change after role-playing with Tom. “I’m still dressed like Steve the sexually awkward baker...

 

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2010-07-31

Added 21 photos of Kristen Stewart.

 

Randy Jackson is Still on American Idol

2010-07-30

 Figured that was the easiest way to start this post. In the past 12 hours huge shake-ups have occurred on American Idol in case you hadn’t noticed from all the screaming and gnashing of teeth everywhere you turn. Ellen DeGeneres quit and now K...

 

There's Mel Gibson E-Mails Now

2010-07-30

 Because the audio recordings weren’t enough, RadarOnline is now quoting e-mails Mel Gibson wrote Oksana Grigorieva they day after he allegedly punched her in the mouth while she may or may not have been holding their baby. (Child services thin...

 

Jennifer Lopez — New American Idol Judge

2010-07-30

Just hours after Ellen DeGeneres announced she quitted from her position as Idol's newest judge, actress/singer Jennifer Lopez has reportedly closed a deal to become a permanent judge on American Idol's season 10....

 

Ellen DeGeneres Quits American Idol

2010-07-30

Ellen DeGeneres has quit American Idol! Because she found it hard to judge people and hurt their feelings. However, she says she left the producers enough time to decide what to do after her departure....

 

Bon Jovi Surrounded by Naked Chicks

2010-07-30

   These are never-before-seen shots of Jon Bon Jovi from the new book Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi and apparently they’re shocking because Bon Jovi was considered a relatively clean-cut band in the 80s. Granted, they were no Jonas Brother...

 

Tara Reid Apparently Went Commando

2010-07-30

   Here’s Tara Reid drunk off her ass with ex-fiance Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez last night where she gave everyone a glimpse of whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Considering she’s been mangled by years of bargain pl...

 

Lindsay Lohan Replaced on Linda Lovelace Flick

2010-07-30

   Seen here conveniently holding a script in Hollywood yesterday, up and coming (Puns!) actress Sarah Scott is rumored to be replacing Lindsay Lohan in the only remotely viable career option she had left: The Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno....

 

Laurence Fishburne Done Good

2010-07-30

 Laurence Fishburne’s 19-year-old daughter Montana (above) apparently made a sex tape/porno because Kim Kardashian has shown everyone that’s how you get famous. Except I’m not being sarcastic that’s literally almost the exact ...

 

Snooki Got Arrested

2010-07-30

   What you’re witnessing here is a drunk as all hell Snooki getting arrested in Seaside Heights, N.J. today while filming an episode of Jersey Shore. TMZ says she was picked up for disorderly conduct, but based on these photos of her...

 

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2010-07-29

Added 16 photos of Zoe Saldana.

 

Chris Hemsworth Deserves to be Thor and Other News

2010-07-29

 - Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor. - Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink. - Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again. -...

 

Audrina Patridge's Breasts Look Awesome

2010-07-29

   When properly clothed and supported. Here’s Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during intercourse without calling a ...

 

Jessica Simpson's Boyfriend Dropped Out of School

2010-07-29

   There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) ...

 

Megan Fox is Midriffy

2010-07-29

   Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a bunch of ...

 

Mel Gibson Walks Among Us

2010-07-29

   “And with each step I do taketh, a Jew baby loses its taste for the blood of its fellow Jew baby and foresaketh all love of copper coins. Knowing this truth, should thou calleth My satchel a purse, thou shall bloweth Me in a lake o...

 

Obama Keeps Up on Lindsay Lohan

2010-07-29

   Because presidents like titties, too, President Obama revealed he’s aware of Lindsay Lohan’s plight while stopping by The View today. And in case that depresses anybody – including me even though I voted for the guy and...

 

Heidi & Spencer Are Still Together

2010-07-29

   Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by ...

 

Lady GaGa Wants to Team Up With Amy Winehouse

2010-07-29

According to the National Enquirer, superstar Lady GaGa is set to help troubled Amy Winehouse to get her career back on track. The Bad Romance hitmaker has apparently offered to team up with the British star for a track on her eagerly-awaited third album....

 

Meryl Streep and Tina Fey Team Up

2010-07-29

Actresses Meryl Streep and Tina Fey are reportedly teaming up for a new movie. The Devil Wears Prada star and the 30 Rock funny woman will play a troubled mother and daughter in new comedy Mommy & Me, which will be directed by Stanley Tucci....

 

Simon Monjack Spent All of Brittany Murphy's Money. You Don't Say?

2010-07-29

 This may come as a shock to you guys but apparently during the freakishly short time between Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack’s deaths, he pissed through 80% of her finances, according to her business manager. On top of that, Simon’s mo...

 

Mel Gibson's Having a Great Day (For Real This Time)

2010-07-28

 After visiting with the beeje-deprived actor last week, child services is backing Mel Gibson as a “great father” and will not restrict access to his daughter Lucia despite reports – and audio tapes – suggesting he accidentall...

 

Lindsay Lohan: 'Jail's Not Fair, You Guys'

2010-07-28

 With her release most likely happening Sunday, Lindsay Lohan’s starting to make a stink in her cell about being forced to go directly from jail to rehab without “family time,” according to her lawyer. I mean, it’s almost like...

 

Marion Cotillard Is a Music Star

2010-07-28

Not only Gwyneth Paltrow seems to have a hidden musical talent, French actress Marion Cotillard is also a secret music star. It appears the Inception actress has recently toured for two months with her musician friend Yodelice, playing a variety of instru...

 

Jessica Biel Wears Underwear

2010-07-28

   Here’s Jessica Biel leaving her hotel in London last night while wearing a see-through dress that lets you completely see her black panties underneath. Except I don’t know if these are sexy as much as they are informative. Pr...

 

Gwyneth Paltrow to Release Music Album

2010-07-28

It seems actress Gwyneth Paltrow is following in her rock star husband's footsteps! She's ready to release her own country music album!...

 

Katy Perry in a Rubber Bikini

2010-07-28

   These are promo shots for Katy Perry’s upcoming album “Teenage Dream” but who gives a shit? It’s Katy Perry in a rubber bikini. Seriously, I can’t even count the number of practical purposes something like t...

 

Hulk Hogan 'Ecstatic' About Linda's Engagement

2010-07-28

   Hulk Hogan’s taking his ex-wife Linda’s engagement to 21-year-old Charley Hill remarkably well. Especially considering they’re getting married on a yacht named “ALIMONEY” which he obviously pays out the ass ...

 

Angelina Jolie is See-Throughy

2010-07-28

   Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Tokyo last night where she apparently wore a sheer outfit that’s just almost see-through, so bust out those squinting caps. In the meantime, Popeater reports Angelina has secured the Tw...

 

This is Why They Hate Us

2010-07-28

   It’s probably wrong to wish a terrorist attack would’ve happened, but I don’t know any other way to describe the feeling I felt when I saw the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange...

 

Russell Brand Also Wears Underwear

2010-07-28

   Because I get lots of requests to show more dudes on the site only to have nobody click on them because women don’t know what they want – Carrie admitted it on Sex and the City. It’s gospel. – here’s Russell...

 

Wonk-Boobs is Wasted and Other News

2010-07-28

   - Kanye West is Twittering now. Can you buy stock in Caps Lock keys? - Bruce Willis is still pissy about his personal space. - Adriana Lima in a bikini. - Tara Reid’s ass is a thing of beauty. - Katie Price is pimping another book....

 

Jessica Biel Is Insecure About Her Looks

2010-07-27

Screen beauty Jessica Biel, who is dating Justin Timberlake, confessed she is insecure about her looks, especially her pimples. The actress insists she suffers from the same self-doubts as every other woman, and even more so when she has an outbreak of zi...

 

Rihanna Overwhelmed with Bachelorette Party for Katy Perry

2010-07-27

Singer Rihanna recently confessed she feels pressured to throw an amazing bachelorette party for her best pal, Katy Perry. The Russian Roulette hitmaker has agreed to organize the all-female pre-wedding bash for her pal prior to her upcoming wedding to Ru...

 

Why is Madonna Holding a Bag of Drugs?

2010-07-27

   Here’s Madonna leaving the set of her new movie W.E. in London last night where she was spotted clutching a mysterious plastic bag Lindsay Lohan-style. Maybe she’s seen Guy Ritchie’s younger, more youthful girlfriend wh...

 

Oliver Stone & Mel Gibson Should Hang Out

2010-07-27

 Oliver Stone stepped in shit over the weekend when he blurted out the infamous “The Jews control everything” line during an interview with the London’s Sunday Times. The director also backed up his favorite pet theory that poor ...

 

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2010-07-27

Added 25 photos of Miley Cyrus.

 

Oh, Good, It's Paris Hilton's Crotch-Hole.

2010-07-27

   Here’s a drunk, and let’s assume high, as hell Paris Hilton misting the VIP Room in St. Tropez with typhoid Saturday night where Doug Reinhardt also showed up in a horribly executed attempt to rekindle their romance. Which ma...

 

I Missed Blake Lively's.. Personality and Other News

2010-07-27

   - Kate Moss is topless again. Of course. - Hulk Hogan wants to be the next Billy Mays. - Hilary Duff isn’t getting any less mannish. - Jessica Biel’s chest campaigns for Wonder Woman. - Guess who Adrianne Curry dressed like f...

 

Coco Tweeted Her Bare Ass

2010-07-27

  I’m gonna need a bigger star. Because classy’s always up at the crack (!) of dawn, Coco tweeted a pic of her bare ass getting out bed this morning which is what you do when you’re Ice-T’s woman lest he’s forced to...

 

Mel Gibson's Rants Triggered by a Placenta. Why Not?

2010-07-27

 The now-infamous February 18th phone call that’s made Mel Gibson a martyr amongst people who think Passion of the Christ is a true story and blowjobs enthusiasts everywhere was apparently triggered by an innocent event involving planting a tre...

 

Snooki Won't Wear Bikinis, 'A One Piece is More Provocative'

2010-07-27

   Mmm. And how… In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2 and surprisingly the answer doesn’t involve the words, “I’m a porky lit...

 

Shallow Water: 1. J-Butt: 0.

2010-07-26

   Here’s Jennifer Lopez in Mexico over the weekend where she once again found herself locked in the age-old battle of ass vs. buoyancy. It’s times like these she has to regret marrying Marc Anthony whose twig-like frame is virt...

 
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