I haven’t really touched this story much, so just to bring everyone up to speed, two weeks ago Lindsay Lohan was accused of getting in a fight with a chick at The Standard except she’s adamantly denied even being there and claims to have be...

There’s no way we don’t have to give them an entire state now. Just.. goddammit, Johnny Depp. Photo: PeopleRead More ... ...

“God, where do I begin? For starters, they wouldn’t let my character fight Spider-Man which was bullshit…” It’s always cool to read stories about actors being completely candid about working on movies that were obvious pie...

Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz has reportedly set his eyes on another movie franchise, now that the vampire saga is almost at the end. Sources say the actor wants to have a role in the next Hunger Games movies....

When Elisabetta Canalis rebounded from George Clooney with Steve-O, the world took pause before going, “Oh, wait, drugs.” Except it turns out Steve-O is very serious about his sobriety even if it involves kicking an Italian broad who’...

By all definitions, Jennifer Love Hewitt is a crazy woman who more than likely tries on wedding dresses in front of tuxedo-wearing men with bear traps through their legs in her basement, but she has really, really awesome breasts which she described as &#...

Q: Why is Kim Kardashian the lead shot? She’s a terrible person. A: This post. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Josh Hutcherson making it exactly clear why Vanessa Hudgens broke up with him, Seal doing the exact opposite (...

Charlize Theron has been looking just a tad tired and rough lately which now makes perfect sense because she’s been getting banged by Alexander Skarsgard and you seriously have to stock up on electrolytes when that’s happening to you. Imagi...

Last week, the new video for Paul McCartney‘s “My Valentine” was released, and everyone tripped over themselves to say how awesome Johnny Depp and Natalie Portman were for signing the lyrics. It was a veritable hipster orgasm all over...

“Eww. Why you posting granny porn?” – Fez It’s been an unusually awesome week for bikinis thanks to Leighton Meester’s butt, Rihanna’s Facebook and Kelly Brook’s new Tumblr, so here’s Demi Lovato in Brazi...

In a recent interview, pop diva Rihanna insisted she has not been offered the role of late singer Whitney Houston in an upcoming movie about the troubled singer's life....

- Screw the Klondike Bar, what would I do for a redhead? Wait, you mean I can’t have sex with both? I immediately hate this question. - And good morning to you, too, Alison Brie… - Sheree got fired from Real Housewives of Atlanta. - Ted Nug...

A lot of people didn’t believe Joe Eszterhas‘ letter to Mel Gibson that conveniently found its way online, so naturally there was a recording to back it up because if there’s one thing Mel Gibson is amazing at, it’s really hating J...

Posted by Photo Boy Teen Mom star and mother of twins, Leah Messer, is only two weeks into her second marriage, but it’s now become clear that she’s really only in it for the divorce because she’s already talking about having more kid...

While Kim Kardashian possibly being named the mayor of a real town and Ted Nugent threatening to assasinate the president might seem like news, none of those stories involve cleavage so let’s just forget they even happened. On that note, hereR...

Provided he was ever really alive and/or not-a-cyborg. (See: above.) So remember how I said “good” when Andrew Breitbart died because he was a horrible piece of shit? Well, consider me saying “good” again for Dick Clark dying, only...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jon Hamm‘s rugged, manly new beard that I in no way aided in caught Fish drawing onto a RealDoll in the break room today. Also, it looks like someone forgot to remove all of the mirrors fr...

Let me start this post by pointing out a few similarities between Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan: - Both are former child-actors. - Both haven’t acted in a film since 2010. - Both are nowhere near as hot as they used to be. - Both like to party. ...

Keeping up the momentum started with Leighton Meester’s butt and continued with Rihanna’s butt, here’s Kelly Brook‘s chest-butt which she decided to prominently feature on her new Tumblr because clearly she’s the definitio...

Speaking of fucking idiots and politics, while attending this year’s NRA convention that already featured Rick Santorum proudly touting his three-year-old daughter’s membership and NRA president Wayne LaPierre basically insinuating that if mor...

Ghostbusters star Bill Murray has recently made a hint regarding the possibility of a third ghost movie to be made....

According to reports, Hollywood's hottest couple, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, want to get their children involved in the wedding planning as they are the main reason for which the pair will be soon getting married....

- Not wearing makeup won’t get you a husband, Jennifer Love Hewitt. - Nobody says “When I grow up, I want to be an arm bra.” Except for me. I said that. I was six. - Vampire Bill knocked up Sookie. - Loki is apparently the new panty-d...

“Ms. Mayor, you meet with the Kiwanis Club at 10:15 and then the Jaycees at 11:30. Also, Mr. West called.” “Did he seem upset?” “A little.” “I’ll let him pee on me tonight. Now let’s go make some la...

Here’s Angelina Jolie in Hollywood yesterday flashing the now-world-famous Fuck You Jennifer Aniston Diamond, handcrafted by her majesty’s must-trusted jeweler Robocop. Although, in her defense, it’s kind of hard not to flaunt somethi...

“The name’s Boob, Man Boob. Double-O Bitch-tits.” Simon Cowell has more money stashed in sweater cows than most industrialized nations, so naturally he has sex with lots of women because deep down they’re just looking for a nice gu...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where although Nicki Minaj has achieved wealth and fame, she still dresses like everyone else with a newborn in their cart in Wal-Mart at 2 a.m. Nicolette Sheridan learning martial arts or accepting a marri...

Rihanna is apparently bored out of her mind because here’s a ton of bikini pics she just posted to Facebook from Hawaii or somewhere that doesn’t really matter because what’s important here is figuring out how to get her butt side-by-...

And is also a bunny. Did I not mention that? Presumably unbeknownst to PETA, unless they’re trying to to immediately shed what little credibility they have left in which case, well played, Courtney Stodden has made herself the unofficial spokespe...

On April 6, Amanda Bynes was arrested for DUI and not even a week later she was already stumbling out of bars, getting behind the wheel of a car and backing up over curbs while texting which was, naturally, splattered all over the Internet. So you̵...

“Where. Is. The SHITTAAAAAAA?” If you already saw these pics of Gerard Butler at Coachella over the weekend – particularly this one – you probably won’t be surprised to learn he also spent his time at a hipster music festi...

According to the latest reports, Super Bass singer Nicki Minaj has quitted Twitter because she got really angry that her music was leaked online....

- Cute Russian girls are apparently on the prowl. - Emma Watson finally found someone who won’t yell “Three points for Gryffindor!” post-coital. Let her have this. - The NRA has officially lost its shit. - Jose Canseco just fucked Al ...

According to America's Life & Style magazine, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie actually got engaged over Christmas. Sources say that even if Pitt proposed to Angie over the festive period, the Hollywood couple decided to keep it under wraps until the timing w...

“You’re fucking kidding me, right?” Most celebrities don’t waste time denying the hundreds of tabloid rumors that pop up every day – and/or just get straight pissed off if you even try to ask them about them – but so...

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So it’s Coachella again. That magical time of the year when B-list celebrities and down pretend to be groovy, music-loving flower children of the earth while staying in luxury hotels complete with catered pool parties. Although, in their defense,...

Back in 2009, as Twilight fever was just beginning to really ejaculate sparkles all over lonely women of all ages, Kristen Stewart let her dad openly trash the franchise that was making her a household name and then went on a good two year tear of sayi...

In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one p...

- Hillary Clinton got wasted. - And some even more important news than the Secretary of State crunking in South America. - Rumer Willis really doesn’t want us to look at her face. God bless her. - Ashton Kutcher is probably already done banging t...

According to the latest reports from Britain's Daily Mail newspaper, Hollywood actors Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett are back on the market!...

It’s been three years since Leighton Meester‘s been on The Superficial in a bikini, so to commemorate this momentous occasion, I took the liberty of slapping all the butt shots into one gallery. It’s what Leighton would’ve wante...

“Lousy gummint always tryin’ to steal my baby. Stop touchin’ me, Obama!” Last week, heroin told Courtney Love it’d be an awesome idea to go on Twitter and accuse Dave Grohl of banging Frances Bean because he’s always...

When Lindsay Lohan‘s formal probation ended, Judge Stephanie Sautner warned her to avoid going to clubs which Lindsay apparently interpreted as “start bar fights” and “go to a weekend-long music festival loaded with drugs and bo...

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a collection of your comments that simultaneously makes me laugh and makes first time visitors wonder if they’ve stumbled upon a retard site for retards. (Mayb...

If you’re wondering why over the past weeks you’ve seen Miley Cyrus upstage The Hunger Games premiere with her breasts, pretend to be engaged and generally ride around town with her vulva steering a bicycle, it turns out she’s afraid ...

Fun Fact: Alexander Skarsgard was one of the top contenders to be THOR-HAMM which thankfully didn’t happen. Anyway… Skarsgard and THOR-HAMM were at the Hollywood premiere of The Avengers last night, so below is an appropriate musical montag...

So remember when Brad Pitt said he wouldn’t get married to Angelina Jolie until everyone in America had the equal right to get married? Well, fuck you, queers, that shit took too long, is pretty much what they just said here. THR reports: The Bev...

True Story: Fish already made wallets of these. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where Alec Baldwin making out with his fiance looks about as natural and healthy as his hair. Also, Charlize Theron knows that once you go Fassbender you never...

For the child lovers those of you who enjoyed remember Emma Watson as the innocent, young boy sprite you could possibly lure into a van with promises of fireworks or candy or video games or whatever you sick bastards are into who played Hermoine Grange...