After Taylor Swift, it's Madonna's turn to practice some geometry :) Rumors say that the superstar is caught up in a love triangle with her boyfriend Jesus Luz, her ex Alex 'A-Rod' Rodriguez and Carlos Leon. That sounds more like a love square :) ...

Because I appreciate fine art that gives me a boner, here's supermodels Kate Moss and Natalia Vodianova posing nude for the Spring/Summer 2010 issue of Love. I'd like to see Heidi Montag try pulling off a spread this classy,... ...read full story ...

And now for the most pivotal news of the year. (I'd say of our lives but then what will I say next year? Even though it would apply.): Here's Brooklyn Decker on the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated... ...read full story ...

So apparently John Mayer talked to Playboy about more than just fucking Jessica Simpson. Turns out he's black now. No, really: MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are Your Body Is a Wonderland... ...read full story ...

With TLC and Jon Gosselin about to reach a settlement that ends with him letting his kids go back on TV so he doesn't live in a goddamn shoe, his lawyer is now angling to get him back on... ...read full story ...

- Mark McGrath has no business being here. None. [Lainey Gossip] - Ellen DeGeneres doesn't fear Simon Cowell. [PopEater] - Josh Duhamel's stripper mistress claims she's pregnant now. [The FABlife] - Miranda Kerr's runway show has too many clothes... ...re...

Jennifer Garner stopped by Letterman last night where she told Dave a story about the time she made a dolphin come. I guess to prove she really can have that effect on something. Who knows? Via Huffington Post: I... ...read full story ...

Heidi Montag is negotiating a second spread for Playboy and this time around she's willing to make it less Jesus-friendly because, goddamn, fake tits cost are expensive. Via The Scoop: She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew R ...rea...

Angelina Jolie, who's trying to emulate princess Lady Diana, is planning to adopt an orphan from Haiti. Apparently Angelina has already spoken to Haiti's president Leonel Fernandez about the possibility of adopting a child. ...

Us Magazine got a hold of John Mayer's upcoming interview for Playboy where he discusses everything from sex with Jessica Simpson to how he only banged a few groupies to get over Jennifer Aniston: On Jessica Simpson: Yeah, that... ...read full story ...

- Bradley Cooper should've used Renee Zellweger as a spotter. [Lainey Gossip] - Angelina Jolie probably won't be saving Haiti with margaritas and Sheryl Crow in a bikini. [PopEater] - Peaches Geldof was a bad choice. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is... ...read...

I put off posting these all day because, personally, I prefer a naked Anna Torv and Blake Lively through a telephoto lens over a pack of cougars in bikinis. Fortunately that move paid off because I had time to... ...read full story ...

Like any woman with fake tits and absolutely zero redeeming personal qualities, Jersey Shore's JWoww reached the inevitable conclusion that they should probably be bigger. Page Six reports: She was spotted Friday visiting the Long Island offices of ...re...

Jennifer Aniston explains how she's just like Jesus by choosing to spend her 41st birthday in Mexico. Via People: Why did she choose Mexico where she has gone many times before? These people survive on us coming down and... ...read full story ...

So apparently Michael Jackson liked to pee in jars while people watched. Why not? TMZ reports: TMZ first published the autopsy findings yesterday. Among the items found in the bedroom where Dr. Conrad Murray was treating Michael Jackson --... ...read full...

Charlie Sheen was charged in Aspen court yesterday with felony menacing, third-degree assault and criminal mischief after he allegedly held a knife to his wife Brooke Mueller's throat and threatened to kill her on Christmas night. Fortunately Brooke ...re...

You know that feeling when you see your first child being born then hold him or her in your arms and realize between buckets of tears your life is never going to be the same again? That pretty much... ...read full story ...

Gossip Cop has debunked recent reports claiming Samantha Ronson is physically abusing Lindsay Lohan: Without furnishing any specific time or place where Ronson was allegedly violent with Lohan, RadarOnline quotes an unnamed source saying, One t ...read fu...

- Brangelina suing over break-up rumors. [Lainey Gossip] - Kendra Wilkinson wasn't crying because of the Super Bowl last night. [PopEater] - Snaggletooth lives! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Taylor Lautner must've seen a shoe sale down there. ...re...

Because Esquire is apparently ditching the impeccably dressed male crowd in favor of sci-fi geeks, here's Fringe star Anna Torv posing half-naked for the March 2010 issue. That said, I have no explanation for why she's basically taking a... ...read full s...

I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she's everything that's wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole... ...read full story ...

Dane Cook posted a picture of himself with Olivia Munn at the Super Bowl yesterday and there's no way these two aren't fucking. If you're dumb enough to be photographed with Dane Cook at the start of your acting... ...read full story ...

Dear Every Woman Who Dreams of One Day Landing a Sophisticated Hollywood Dreamboat Who Won't Grope Your Chest at Random Moments Like Your Current Man, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. Love, The Superficial... ...read full story ...

Here's Rihanna performing at the Pepsi Super Bowl Fan Jam in Miami last night and she has to be feeling pretty awesome considering this time last year she was recovering from a car door to the face. Also, I... ...read full story ...

- ?uestlove sets the record straight about NBC's Black History menu yet still doesn't address the hateful lack of grape soda. SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT! [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson is not fucking Taylor Kitsch. [Lainey Gossip] - Mischa Barton... ...read f...

Snooki made an appearance at the Philadelphia Wing Bowl this morning where the fine citizens decided to boo loudly any time her Jamie-Lynn Sigler With The Gout face appeared on the Jumbo-tron. In response, Snooki flipped off the entire... ...read full sto...

Because her chest makes me want to launch a war in Ancient Greece, here's Anne Hathaway in the latest issue of British GQ. If this spread is to help the world forget she dated an Italian con-man who pretended... ...read full story ...

Tiger Woods has completed his stay in rehab and just wants to get back to making millions of dollars which, when you think about it, is what got him here in the first place. PopEater reports: Woods, who has... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan was on the warpath last night and reportedly threw a drink in Samantha Ronson's face after the two got into an argument at Crown Bar, according to RadarOnline: Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of... ...read full story ...

After the results of Brittany Murphy's autopsy report were released yesterday, the smartest move Simon Monjack could've made at that point is to disappear behind whatever large object could effectively shield him from view. Instead he's going to con ...re...

- Lindsay Lohan lives in a goddamn pig sty? Get the fuck out. [Lainey Gossip] - Lucy Lawless' Spartacus sex scene. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Carrie Underwood will probably be in a bikini soon. [Just Jared] - Simon... ...read full story ...

- Christina Hendricks is the only acceptable definition of curvy. [Lainey Gossip] - Kristin Cavallari's panties. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - The Olsen Twins actually look healthy on Good Morning America which solves the mysteries of who ke ...read...

The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voigh ...re...

Pamela Anderson is set to appear on the next season of Dancing with the Stars which is, sadly, the best thing that will ever happen to her career before she dies. Let's be honest. RadarOnline reports: In a move... ...read full story ...

Apparently the LA Coroner's Office decided they should get around to solving those high-profile deaths today, because they've also announced the final results of Casey Johnson's autopsy. People reports: The specific cause of death was diabetic keto ...rea...

Presumably because Simon Monjack's failed charity scheme was the mother of all red flags, the LA Coroner's Office paid a visit to Brittany Murphy's home yesterday where they questioned Tubby McGrift and Brittany's mom. Apparently authorities feel th ...re...

And the results of Brittany Murphy's toxicology report have just been released. TMZ reports: Brittany Murphy's cause of death has been determined -- an accidental death caused by community acquired pneumonia, iron deficiency anemia, and multiple d ...read...

Because he's a bearded coffee drinker now, Pete Wentz is apparently done with Fall Out Boy, according to his blog: to make it perfectly clear. i dont know the future of fall out boy. its embarrassing to say one... ...read full story ...

While promoting his new film Edge of Darkness, Mel Gibson got pissed with WGN-TV reporter Dean Richard who asked if the public will perceive the actor differently after his famous, anti-Semitic DUI arrest where he called an officer Sugar-tits.... ...read ...

Here's Jack Nicholson daughter Lorraine on the set of her new movie Soul Surfer yesterday, and considering her father's love of wrecking shit with a golf club, I probably shouldn't be posting these pics. Or pointing out you can... ...read full story ...

Cameron Diaz found some time to hit the beach while filming Knight and Day in the Caribbean with Tom Cruise, and you know what I just noticed? There are never rumors about him sleeping with his leading ladies. Seriously,... ...read full story ...

After pretty much every news outlet in the world went You've gotta be fucking kidding me in response to Simon Monjack charging admission for a Brittany Murphy memorial, the event was canceled last night, according to TMZ: TMZ has... ...read full story ...

As you probably know, Jesus Luz recently dumped Madonna. Since that day Madonna keeps repeating to her friends that her romance with Luz came to an end because they didn't have things to discuss about anymore. The problem is as simple as it is obvious —...

Probably you're thinking something like: That's not possible!! but there are more and more rumors saying that Paris Hilton could be a married woman till the end of the year. She's looking at places and told everyone it will be massive and grand, a source ...

And this makes absolute perfect sense when you think about every shitass decision that brought us to the point. Via RadarOnline: Two days after his March 1 return as host of The Tonight Show, Jay Leno may get a... ...read full story ...

A reportedly broke Simon Monjack is charging $1,000 per person to attend a memorial/charity event for Brittany Murphy, according to Us Magazine: On Thursday, Murphy's husband Simon Monjack is hosting a launch party to celebrate the Brittany Murphy ...read...

- Reese Witherspoon opened Gerard Butler's Dick in a Jar? [Lainey Gossip] - Elle MacPherson almost showing some old supermodel groin. Almost. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Mischa Barton was actually invited somewhere. [Just Jared] - Tiger Wood ...re...

Somehow I completely missed these shots of Doutzen Kroes wearing a see-through bra in St. Barth's on Thursday, so here they are or else I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror. -- More than usual.... ...read full story ...

For those of you who watch Mad Men, you probably won't recognize Alison Brie as Pete Campbell's wife because she looks completely different, so this was a bad way to start the post. But that's in the past now.... ...read full story ...

After seeing the latest pic of Coco squatting on her sink make the Internet rounds today, I realized it's been way too long since I plundered her Twitter account for erotic hilarity. So join me as I catch up... ...read full story ...