Posted by Photo Boy - Anna Paquin is cool with her husband Stephen Moyer biting fans’ tits which proves marriage can work after all. - Ben Affleck is directing himself again. - Jake Gyllenhaall was seen talking to Olivia Wilde. Con...

   “And no crust! Hurts my gums. Now someone turn up the phonograph, I’m feeble.” Hugh Hefner can’t seem to get enough of us kids and our newfangled Twitter-ma-tron and spent yesterday sending emoticons to his second...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Mrs. Brady got crabs from the Mayor of New York. No, really. - Shia LaBeouf takes himself a little too seriously. - Elizabeth Hurley’s new man proves the theory: once a cheater, always a plastic-face drag quee...

   “But I tiger warlock beamed her F18 receptor… Had to be the Vatican.” Following in the snail trails of Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen’s final goddess Natalie Kenly has officially fled Clam Manor which is usually what h...

   Where have I seen this pose before… GQ.com just published “Blow-Up: An Oral History of Michael Bay, the Most Explosive Director of All Time” today which chronicles the work of the infamous pyromaniac disguised as a dire...

 “Welp, thanks for the sex. See ya! Doot do do doo…” Full Disclosure: I was asked by our sponsor to host a discussion where two bloggers provide the male – How ya doin’? – and female perspectives – The Frisky...

   Jen’s To Do List 1. Wreck a home. 2. Get tattoos. 3. Abduct children. 4. Shit a baby into the water in Africa. (Check w/ gyno if still fertile.) If I were foreign, now would be a good time to hide my kid in the crawlspace. Photo: I...

   Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve gathered up a shit-ton of celebrity pics from the weekend and slapped them together haphazardly for your viewing pleasure: January Jones had her baby shower which had to be a...

Teen star Selena Gomez apparently doesn't want to wear her boyfriend's perfume! According to reports, Justin Bieber has been giving his Someday scent to just about every female he knows, but his girlfriend refuses to wear it....

   Avril Lavigne has basically lived in a bikini since Wednesday (As evidenced here and here.) except noticeably absent from her Saint Tropez trip is Brody Jenner even though the two were just together last weekend at the MuchMusic Awards a...

   Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz just started dating last November after she broke things off with Darren Aronofsky, and apparently they’re married already, according to Celebuzz: Rachel's rep confirmed to Celebuzz that the couple hav...

   “This isn’t my oatmeal!” Here’s Hugh Hefner hosting his sixth annual Kandyland bash with his new girlfriend Anna Sophia Berglund because I guarantee he’s just picking them like numbers at a deli counter now....

   After giving the Bible Belt a coronary by appearing on the CMT Awards, the genre chameleon known as Justin Bieber was at last night’s BET Awards because apparently there’s nothing more street than a Canadian pop singer who lo...

   Welcome to the 33rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I’d just like to say a special thanks to the comments that really made me laugh this week, but got lost in the mix on account of the Ryan Dunn flame w...

   DAD: Alright, kids, everyone in the car. It’s time for milkshakes named after a bald woman Kanye West used to have sex with. Probably in the anus! KIDS: Oh, boy! (I will never understand this place.) Photo: Pacific Coast News, Spla...

   Georgia O’Keefe, anyone? If you haven’t heard by now, Justin Bieber was reportedly “attacked” outside of Macy’s yesterday in the middle of a massive riot because apparently parents just let their 11-year-old...

   Hollywood legend Peter Falk, best known as TV’s Columbo, and to my generation, the grandpa narrating The Princess Bride to Fred Savage, died last night at the age of 83, according to ABC News: “Falk died peacefully at his Bev...

   In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or whatever the hell I just learned Kim Kardashian probably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their gigantic asses the way nature intended. So, here’s to ...

   Not Pictured: The Rock’s fanny pack. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed bringing our week to a close with Paz de la Huerta demonstrating the importance of self-exams, Joe Jonas regretting eating those mushrooms, “Je...

   And just like the other 50 times Lindsay Lohan has arrived in court only to walk away with a mere slap on the wrist that turns out to be a pat on the head, here are the avalanche of stories that have sloughed off her drunken, freckled fu...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Bam Margera has entered into the 2nd stage of grief. Name-dropping. - John C. Reilly sheds light on the awkwardness of high school. Finally! - NBC cast the wrong Wonder Woman. - Khal Drogo wore a see-through shirt t...

   Here’s Kim Kardashian standing next to an X-ray photo of her ass, or at least that’s what’s Khloe Kardashian said it is on her blog, so you can tell we’re off to a credible start: Hey dolls. The PROOF is in the X-...

The leading man in the new Amazing Spider-Man movie, Andrew Garfield, has reportedly hooked up with his co-star Emma Stone....

   You know, when I wake up in the morning, and the alarm gives off a warning, sometimes I don’t think I’ll ever make it on time. Anyone else ever feel that way? Just thought I’d ask. Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Berkley...

   “Damn, I’mma need a bigger door for this one. There a van around here?” Yesterday, Chris Brown illegally parked his car, yet managed to talk his way out of a ticket because punishing celebrities in LA is apparently agai...

   While we wait for the results of Lindsay Lohan’s probation hearing, here’s Pippa Middleton in a tight dress which I’m entirely posting to attract European readers and show them how we handle celebrity justice here in th...

   If you were expecting some sort of wacky legal scenario that prevents Lindsay Lohan from leaving the comfort of her house arrest after failing an alcohol test, you’re going to love this post. Turns out Lindsay really wasn’t r...

   “So, I found these ribs in your trash. Be a shame to see ‘em go to waste.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux already posing for photos together whil...

   In the clusterfuck that’s been Ryan Dunn’s Darwin Award-winning death, I kept forgetting to post about Mel Gibson finding a new love in 25-year-old Greek fetish model Stella Mouzi (above). And by love I mean whatever it’...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Courtney Love must be broke again. - Pink is apparently more comfortable with European tabloids. - Ashlee Simpson is banging Lucky Luciano from Boardwalk Empire. - Holly Madison’s spray-tanned cleavage. - The ...

Hunky actor George Clooney is back on the market! He and his longtime girlfriend, Italian TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis, have called it quits....

According to a bombshell new report, Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles are set to end their marriage!...

   Despite reports to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan actually is subject to alcohol tests while on house arrest because she just failed one which is really the only plausible ending to her telling Life & Style there’s no booze in he...

   I’ve honestly never seen the appeal of Avril Lavigne, so you’d just assume seeing her in a bikini and rubbing her “chest” in another chick’s face might persuade me to reconsider that stance. It didn’t....

 In between parties, shooting commercials, trying to escape and making bikini movies, Lindsay Lohan somehow found time to indulge Life & Style with an interview about how really, really hard house arrest is, and that it’s taught her a less...

   That was fast. TMZ reports: West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll told the Daily Local News … Dunn’s B.A.C. was .196 … nearly two-and-a-half times the legal limit in Pennsylvania, which is .08. Carroll added, “...

   A long time ago, Miley Cyrus used to be a budding young artist who always performed her own vagina diddles. But apparently she pays backup dancers to do it now because she’s “Hollywood,” to which I say, what the fuck, M...

   Chris Brown apparently pulled an Anthony Weiner the other day when he openly tweeted Rihanna “you got that pic I sent you?” instead of Direct Messaging her. But before it was deleted, the tweet was screencapped by MediaTakeOu...

   “He’s gonna be a soccer player!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Paris Hilton has figured out the best way to let all YOU guys out there know that she’s ready for penis ASAP!, Whitney Port wh...

   “Why did I make-a his orange juice wrong? Stupido, stupido!” Less than two weeks ago, Elisabetta Canalis was quoted in an Italian magazine that she’s going to marry George Clooney which was more than he needed to bring ...

   Here’s what we know today about Ryan Dunn’s death: 1. Police have now determined his Porsche was traveling approximately 130 mph after an accident reconstruction team examined the crash site. 2. The “three beers and thr...

According to sources, teen star Selena Gomez is becoming increasingly jealous on boyfriend Justin Bieber and his relationship with his female fans....

   And now for something completely non-depressing: Those. Katy Perry appears in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and it looks like she actually took my advice to heart from last year’s spread which is entirely how I’m going t...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Tom Hanks makes a mockery of Spanish television. - That little kid that Madonna stole from Africa is all growed up. - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie know the appropriate way to deal with raising six kids. - Ryan Dunn ...

   If you thought Lindsay Lohan was just spending her house arrest throwing parties because she’s not subject to drug or alcohol tests, think again. She’s also filming commercials because what kind of society would we live in wh...

   As the world wraps its head around Jackass star Ryan Dunn wrapping his Porsche around a tree, killing himself and passenger Zachary Hartwell, who we now know was a former Navy SEAL and Iraq war vet, Steve-O, who everyone just assumed and...

   Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring LeAnn Rimes still tweeting pics of herself in a bikini because she’s so healthy, healthy, “why won’t anyone believe I’m healthy?!” Alcide in GQ for the...

   More excerpts of Bristol Palin’s memoirs have become available and just like her chapter accusing Levi Johnston of rape, she continues the Palin family tradition of revising history because her mom’s zealot fanbase will belie...

   And now for some feel good news. Cy Waits has apparently kicked Paris Hilton according to Us Magazine: “They are broken up,” one pal tells Us of Hilton, 30, and Vegas club owner Waits. “It’s sad, she cares about h...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Rob Zombie’s Woolite commercial. You just read that. - James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. - Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively’s vagi...