Here's British model/actress Kelly Brook in the Caribbeans, and some of you might be thinking, wow, this chick is definitely thicker than Britney. True. But does Britney have breasts that make a man weep so hard he's forced to... ...read full story ...

Justin Timberlake is a huge fan of the Lakers and as a matter of fact he is lending his voice to a new NBA documentary, a league spokesperson confirmed on Wedneday. Justin, who is often seen sitting courtside at the Los Angeles Lakers games, will narrate...

Despite the office pool (consisting of me and a stapler) that she'd go lesbian, Rihanna has found herself a new man, according to Page Six: The Barbadian beauty showed up with a group of friends Monday at Lucky Strike... ...read full story ...

Mixed Martial Arts fighter Kevin Casey released the above hip-hop video featuring his crew which, fine, that's all well and good. Except his crew includes an obligatory white guy trying to dance in the background. But, oh, wait, that's... ...read full sto...

The Oscar-winning star of Moonstruck, Cher, is being lined up to join Christina Aguilera in the movie musical Burlesque, a rep for Screen Gems confirmed to Access Hollywood. According to Entertainment Weekly, the 63-year-old singer and actress is in talks...

- Anna Faris accidentally sent a sexually explicit text to a child during a routine Sex Text Wednesday with her boyfriend. And it's official, I must kill this man in battle and take Anna as my bride. There's really... ...read full story ...

Olivia Wilde poses for the latest issue of GQ and also responds to Megan Fox's recent comment about wanting to strangle a mountain ox in a fit of bisexual lust: I came into my trailer at House the morning... ...read full story ...

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Gossip Girl heartthrob Chace Crawford has been tapped to star in the remake of Footloose. He will step into the role originally made famous by Kevin Bacon in the 1984 film. Paramount Pictures said Tuesday that Crawford...

Here's Kim Kardashian on the beach in Miami. I don't think I need to explain why I posted these pics unless it's your first day here. In which case: Hi, I'm the actual Jesus from The Bible. Enjoy my... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson, who rose to stardom in Twilight and is now filming the second and third movies in the franchise, confirmed Tuesday at the Cannes festival that there will be a fourth installment of the vampire franchise, based on the book Breaking Dawn,...

Here's Brad Pitt all decked out at Cannes this morning for an interview with Today's Ann Curry who so blatantly wanted to fuck him, I'm surprised she didn't rip her top off mid-question and tell him she's ovulating. That's... ...read full story ...

As if dating Jamie Kennedy wasn't evidence enough that Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost her shit, she's considering becoming a country singer, according to People: How does Kennedy repay his girlfriend for all her loving support? After the show... ...read fu...

Audrina Patridge (left) and Captain Kirk himself, Chris Pine, were photographed drinking together at the Red Lion Tavern in L.A. a few nights ago, and according to Star, the two have been hooking up since April: The honey from... ...read full story ...

Kate Gosselin apparently loves her reality show gravy train so much, she gave Jon Gosselin a contract allowing him to date other women provided they act like a happy family on TV. Her own brother Kevin and wife Jodi... ...read full story ...

Here's Paris Hilton enjoying a romantic dinner at Cannes this weekend, and what classy evening isn't complete without a glimpse of her mangled cooch? It's almost like being stabbed in the eye by the Queen of England, that's how... ...read full story ...

Here's Hayden Panettiere sunbathing in Cannes with her new boyfriend Steve Jones. Words can't even describe the whirlwind of emotions in my head right now, so I'll let the chorus to Live's Lightning Crashes express how I feel: Oh... ...read full story ...

While partying in Cannes this weekend, Paris Hilton tried to charge clubs $100,000 for her to make an appearance. Considering her vagina was hanging out, I'm surprised she didn't charge double. That's supply and demand, son. Anyway, it turns... ...read fu...

- Elizabeth Banks is the new Sharon Stone? So, when do we get to see her vagina? Seriously, give me a date. I'll make time. [Lainey Gossip] - Britney Spears will perform on the season finale of American Idol... ...read full story ...

Here's Paris Hilton swimming in Cannes this morning, and is anyone else starting to think VD is the weight-loss secret your doctor won't tell you about? Not that I'm encouraging a naked butt crawl across a truck-stop restroom or... ...read full story ...

Kate Hudson is apparently cool with Madonna's leftovers. She was spotted helping Alex A-Rod Rodriguez work on his batting average. In her vagina. (Sports humor! Catch it!) Page Six reports: The blond, Los Angeles-born actress -- who met A-Rod... ...read f...

Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson aren't getting along on the set of Iron Man 2. The GOOP auteur thinks Scarlett is stealing her limelight, according to The Sun: One Hollywood source revealed yesterday: Gwyneth has become very fru ...read ...

Here's Robert Pattinson at the photocall for New Moon at Cannes, and really, no need to thank me, ladies (and Geekologie Writer). But if you feel so inclined, I enjoy simple gifts such as a home-cooked meal, lap dance... ...read full story ...

Despite being caught on video, Kanye West is claiming he's innocent of smashing $10,000 worth of paparazzi equipment during a temper tantrum. E! News reports: The hip-hop star pleaded not guilty last week to charges of battery, grand theft... ...read full...

Because I always enjoy an excuse to post some Goliath ass, Kim Kardashian's new Dash store in Miami was vandalized this morning, according to TMZ: We've learned Dash, the new South Florida boutique, owned by Kim and her two... ...read full story ...

Although Shia LaBeouf says his mom is the sexiest woman he knows, he did once have a little crush on pop star Rihanna. Back in the summer of 2007, rumors had been circulating that the two were dating after they were spotted eating together in Beverly Hill...

Why can't Jessica Biel land a role in a decent film? She's too beautiful, that's why. Us Magazine reports: Yeah, it really is a problem, Biel tells the June issue of Allure magazine. I have to be blunt. The... ...read full story ...

If the bad guy from Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick, were ever made for a role, it would certainly be the angst-ridden Heathcliff from Emily Bronte's 19th century novel Wuthering Heights. As reported, he will play alongside Gemma Arterton (Quantum of Solace) in ...

Because she's synonymous with successful film-making, Tara Reid brought her cleavage of death to Cannes this weekend. I'm pretty sure that if you fell into the gap between her breasts, you'd not only see time collapse on itself, but... ...read full story ...

That was fast. Mel Gibson has demonstrated the effectiveness of natural family planning by already impregnating his mistress Oksana Grigorieva, according to TMZ: Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children a ...re...

Kelly Clarkson attended Z100's Zootopia 2009 yesterday and, alright, we get it, lady; You hate jogging. Don't get me wrong, I understand what she's trying to do here, but it's one thing to say the media encourages an unnatural... ...read full story ...

Cynthia Nixon is engaged to her long-time girlfriend Christine Marinoni, according to Access Hollywood: According to the source, the Sex and The City star told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally in New York City,... ...read full stor...

Here's Katy Perry performing at Life Ball 2009 and getting her drunk on at the after-party. Of course, everyone knows any real drinker would've flashed her tits and/or took them over to a blogger's house and beat him repeatedly... ...read full story ...

27-year-old actress Natalie Portman has slammed rumours that she was romantically related to Sean Penn, saying: Sean Penn is a friend and colleague and the reports that we are romantically involved are completely untrue. Several tabloids, including Star m...

Since nothing goes together like fine cinema and Paris Hilton, the heiress spent Sunday night drunkenly making out with Doug Reinhardt while attending Cannes. That couldn't have ended well. FILM GUY #1: Finally, after all our hard work, we... ...read full...

Many actors struggle with the decision of whether or not to take their clothes off for a part in a movie. And it seems that decision is something the High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens is considering. The 20-year-old actress told E! Online that she ...

Bradley Cooper is shooting down rumors he's dating Jennifer Aniston, People reports I met her 3 times in my life, Cooper, soon to star in The Hangover with Heather Graham, told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Friday at a charity... ...read full story ...

Mary-Louise Parker regrets getting nude for the season finale of Weeds and claims she was goaded into it, according to the New York Post: I didn't think I needed to be naked, and I fought with the director about... ...read full story ...

Here's Miley Cyrus in the Bahamas, and before everyone freaks out, it's not like she's going all Heidi Montag on us. Not that that will stop Billy Ray Cyrus from hunting me down with a coonskin cap and a... ...read full story ...

Natalie Portman wants to make it abundantly clear she is not banging 48-year-old Sean Penn. The 27-year-old actress issued the following statement to Extra: Sean Penn is a friend and colleague. The reports that we are romantically involved are... ...read ...

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt just moved into a new Hollywood Hills home last week, and already one neighbor is willing to fork out almost $30 grand a month to get her the fuck out. TMZ reports: The neighbor... ...read full story ...

Former American Idol winner and country star Carrie Underwood will come back home for a second time this season on Tuesday, when she performs as part of the show's two-night finale. According to MTV News, the four-time Grammy winner, 26, will sing this ye...

Turns out the supposed burglary attempt at Lindsay Lohan's house wasn't a false alarm after all. Police have released footage of two suspects outside her home who allegedly attempted to break in, according to People: While the driver stayed... ...read ful...

Here's Holly Madison hosting two bikini-centric festivities in Vegas yesterday: The World's Largest Pool Party and The World's Largest Bikini Parade which literally broke a Guinness World Record. I'm no Constitutional scholar, but doesn't that mean ...re...

Twilight star Robert Pattinson celebrated his 23rd birthday Wednesday night in Vancouver. According to Radar Online, Robert, who was back in Canada filming New Moon after a brief break in Los Angeles, enjoyed his big night with a few of his co-stars. Holl...

LeAnn Rimes was out and about in LA last night and made sure the paparazzi could get a good look at her wedding ring. You know who else would've been good person to show her ring to? The guy... ...read full story ...

- Robert Pattinson got trashed again with Kristen Stewart for his birthday. Crazy Twi-hard fan stabbing her in 5... 4... 3... [Lainey Gossip] - Cameron Diaz appears on the latest cover of Vogue and has apparently decided to stop... ...read full story ...

Janice Dickinson got drunk off her ass at Nobu Wednesday night and decided to give the paparazzi a little show. This, of course, would've been awesome if she didn't look like Steven Tyler and Madonna had a love child... ...read full story ...

Criss Angel is on the verge of getting sued for allegedly stealing the cat of Vegas showman Jeff Beacher, according to Page Six: Beacher's lawyer, Robert Reynolds, wrote to Angel: After both of Mr. Beacher's parents passed away due... ...read full story ...

Sam Lutfi is currently suing Jamie Spears and claiming Britney's dad assaulted him. Except Jamie's not taking this lying down and basically told the court he had the legal right to kick the shit out of Sam, according to... ...read full story ...

Here's Natalie Portman on the set of her new film Hesher, and yes, that's her underwear. Not exactly the prettiest of settings, but beggars can't be choosers. In the meantime, why do her legs always look like she just... ...read full story ...