Here's Ashley Greene in the November 2009 issue of Men's Fitness, and I had no idea they featured hot chicks. Then again, what better motivation to drop some weight than a chance at intercoursing Ashley here? On that note:... ...read full story ...

Pamela Anderson was simply following the hot, new trend of exploiting children when she used a nine-year-old girl to hold her dress at the Hollywood Style Awards. But it appears some child advocacy groups don't appreciate fashion. Page Six... ...read full...

Even if she played a vampire queen in the 1996 film From Dusk Till Dawn, in which she performed a table-top snake dance, Salma Hayek is not a fan of the vampire current. I don't have a fascination for vampires at all, which is quite ironic, says Salma. I'...

These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you're wondering why I'm posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope... ...read full story ...

Burger King and FOX essentially teamed up to harpoon, I mean lampoon, Jessica Simpson's weight in a skit that ran on this past weekend's FOX NFL Sunday. You can scope out the video after the jump then decide what... ...read full story ...

Here's Battlestar Galactica stars Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in the November issue of Maxim, and that asthmatic pop you just heard was every single geek with Internet access ejaculating into their Orko Underoos. *looks down* Wait, my bad,... ...read ful...

Jennifer Love Hewitt's large breasts can't even make Jamie Kennedy stay with her. He's reportedly ready to bail on her for his ex-girlfriend, and former Britney Spears assistant, Shannon Funk, according to FOX 411: Jamie is still hung up... ...read full s...

Tilda Swinton aims her androgynous powers at Donald Trump. She's a woman, right? [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan is still sending coked out Tweets to Samantha Ronson. Hey, she misses the gargoyle penis. [Lainey Gossip] - Elle MacPherson just blew... ...read fu...

Jesus Luz's relationship is apparently a gold mine. A dusty, scary, 5 million year old goldmine, but a goldmine nonetheless. InTouch reports: According to a friend, Jesus, 23, put his modeling career on hold in order to accompany Madonna... ...read full s...

Jon and Kate Gosselin met in court this morning where a judge ruled on absolutely none of their financial disputes and pretty much told them to cut this shit out for the sake of the kids. TMZ reports: The... ...read full story ...

Here's Jaime Pressly continuing her Mexican honeymoon yesterday, and it looks like she's wearing the same bikini she wore on Saturday. I don't know if that's gross or shockingly frugal. It's not very often you see a (former) stripper... ...read full story...

These are shots of Jamie Pressly applying sunscreen while on her honeymoon in Mexico Saturday, and the paparazzi who shot these should've drowned themselves for shaming their profession by not getting a nipple shot. Sure, Jaime is apparently some... ...re...

Here's Pamela Anderson at the A Muse Fashion Line Party in LA yesterday, and she's about to prove an important lesson to designer Richie Rich: If there's one thing that can make women not want to buy clothes, it's... ...read full story ...

Mad Men's January Jones poses for the November 2009 issue of GQ looking the hottest I've ever seen her look. And I'm not just saying that because she's basically topless underneath a leather jacket. I'm saying it because I... ...read full story ...

I'm only just now discovering that Ice T's wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she's using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you're a... ...read full story ...

Despite the lack of curriculum focusing on Xenu's many death rays, Katie Holmes has enrolled Suri in a Catholic school in Boston, according to the Daily Mail: The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his... ...read full story ...

Katy Perry was given a Barbie doll of herself. And what noble purpose could it have, other than displaying a naked mini-Perry (in full view) for everyone to see? Somebody wanted to make me into a doll and they made 500 of them, Katy said. All because I ha...

The fact that she can walk the streets unnoticed seems to make the USA mini-tour even more enjoyable for Kylie Minogue. I can keep a much lower profile, which is enjoyable, she said. And then if someone's looking at me, I'm like: 'Why are they staring at ...

Here's the cover for Shauna Sand's upcoming sex tape which she claims was never authorized because that tactic worked out awesome for the Armenian chick with the gigantic ass. Except one small problem, every one and their mother has... ...read full story ...

According to her Twitter, Jessica Simpson is apparently receiving a barrage of fake reports claiming her coyote-snatched Malti-poo Daisy is still alive: People have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. Peop ...re...

Christina Hendricks wed her boyfriend of only a few months Geoffrey Arend on Saturday in New York, according to People. Now, I'm not the marrying type, but if I ever decided to sign my own death sentence, those are... ...read full story ...

- Courtney Love quits Twitter which leaves Lindsay Lohan as the undisputed champ of coked out sentences that make no fucking sense. [PopEater] - Jessica Biel's absence at Justin Timberlake's golf tournament suggests they're either on the rocks, or.. ...re...

Kanye West completely bailed on the BET Hip-Hop Awards Saturday night, according to E! News: After stealing Taylor Swift's thunder at the MTV Video Music Awards, the rapper bailed on the Fourth Annual BET Hip-Hop Awards Saturday evening, giving... ...read...

While others basically assaulted small children in the face with their breasts, here's a more modest Christina Aguilera taking her son Max to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch yesterday. Although she also brought Jordan Bratman which I'm sure left many... ...read f...

Shauna Sand took her daughter to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Sunday afternoon, and you've got to be kidding me. There's no way this is happening: Shauna Sand is not wearing clear stripper heels. It's almost as if she finally... ...read full story ...

Those who didn't think that Amy Winehouse can have a normal life, think again: rumors say that Amy is dating a mystery man and it seems her life is back on track. The mystery man will not be revealed until Amy's sure their romance has a future. ...

Did you ever wondered why does Robert Pattinson always look so tired? The answer seems to be: because he's a workaholic. Robert Pattinson, who's currently filming Eclipse, says he's always thinking about work, so he's never able to relax. ...

Here's Holly Madison as the Official Keg Tapper at Hofbrauhaus in Vegas, and I honestly couldn't think of better pics to post on a Sunday afternoon. This was everything our forefathers wanted when they formed this great nation: Blonde... ...read full stor...

Kim Kardashian stopped to get some gas yesterday and surprisingly deviated from her standard practice of never letting the paparazzi photograph her ass. Though based on these photos, I don't see how it's physically possible for them not to.... ...read ful...

- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he's been fixin' to get? [Lainey Gossip] - Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater] - Jessica Alba... ...read full story ...

Because what's a month without seeing Lily Allen's nipples, here she is out in London last night giving the paps a show. At this point, I'm pretty sure I could draw Lily's nipples blindfolded. And by draw I mean... ...read full story ...

Here's the final shots from Kendra Wilkinson's photo shoot with JSquared that she just posted to her blog. Some of these appeared in LA Health News while others Kendra kept for herself because apparently she as vain as I... ...read full story ...

Taking a page from Jon and Kate Gosselin's playbook, Dina Lohan is blasting Michael Lohan in the press for claiming the two of them are planning an intervention for Lindsay. Page Six reports: Furious Dina told Page Six yesterday:... ...read full story ...

David Hasselhoff managed to drink himself into the hospital again. This time in London which is an almost superhuman feat considering those people drink 20 pints of ale for breakfast. The Sun reports: The bender began at the weekend... ...read full story ...

Hugh Hefner, what the fuck? From InTouch: The American Pie star, who underwent a botched liposuction procedure in 2004, posed entirely nude for the popular magazine at a private residence on October 7 in Santa Monica, Calif. Although Tara,... ...read full...

Despite the fact she has a million dollar best-selling book and money squirreled away in 50 different accounts, Kate Gosselin is now suing Jon for child and spousal support based on the drop-in-the-bucket amount she apparently didn't notice him... ...read...

Since exactly five people watch Heroes now, NBC made the wise decision to have Hayden Panettiere's character become a lesbian and kiss hot chicks such as Californication's Madeline Zima. Above is the promo still for Monday's episode that's making... ...re...

Major changes shook up the Playboy Mansion last season when Holly, Bridget and Kendra said goodbye and moved out of the famous address they once called home. But now a new chapter of The Girls Next Door begins as... ...read full story ...

Yes, it's true, according to her own sayings, Shakira sounds like a goat!!! Recently she admitted that she never make it into the school's choir because her music teacher didn't think she could sing. But, having her father's support, she managed to become...

Kate Gosselin apparently let down her guard last night and allowed Jon Gosselin to stay at their twin daughters, Mady and Cara's, birthday party. She had been threatening to allow him only two hours at their Reading home, but... ...read full story ...

Regina Lasko, feels humiliated and wants a divorce after David Letterman, her husband, admitted that he had sexual relationships with female members of his staff. The two married this year and have a six-year-old son, Harry. It's become a real battle, a L...

- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater] - Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip] - Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Suri Cruise drinks.. ...re...

In an interview with Esquire's Tom Chiarrella, Guy Ritchie decides to ignore the fact his ex-wife is fused with ancient powers and bluntly insults her intelligence: She's a manifester, if there ever was one, he says. First-rate manifester. Madonn ...read ...

Here's Kim Kardashian in the November 2009 issue of FHM South Africa. I could've sworn I've seen this one picture before, but then again this is the South African offshoot of FHM, so there's a 75% chance these pics... ...read full story ...

What you're looking at is Exhibit A in the inevitable court case of Ryder Robinson vs. A shitload of motorists he shot from a highway overpass while wearing a wedding dress. Presented to you in spectacular WTF-vision. Scope Out... ...read full story ...

Earlier in the week I received the above video of Seth Green captured on someone's cell phone as he flipped out about being mugged on the set of a commercial. Because nobody gets mugged without dropping some F-bombs afterward... ...read full story ...

- Nick Nolte's son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater] -... ...read full story ...

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis attended the American Ballet Theater 2009 Fall Gala last night and I still don't believe these two are going to be in a movie where they have insane lesbian sex together. It's logistically impossible.... ...read full story ...

Katy Perry and Russell Brand arrived together for the John Galliano Fashion Show in Paris last week, and apparently Russell has cracked the greatest code known to man since the goddamn Enigma machine. Page Six reports: The womanizing actor,... ...read ful...

Things begin to cool down between Kylie Minogue and her Italian boyfriend Andrés Velencoso. It all seems to be happening because of Kylie's mini-tour of the USA. She's so obsessed with her American tour being a success that she's been guilty of taking An...