The United Nations set aside their work on poverty, wars, global commerce and other such suchness to focus on doing something really important for the world: sending a tersely-worded warning to stars about drug abuse. Professor Hamid Ghodse, the UN's dru...

My Name is Earl is going to have a guest appearance by Paris Hilton who will appear as herself in a dream sequence. Earl has been knocked unconscious and various things from his life and imagination are bleed into his fevered mind. Apparently the TV show'...

Dannielynn Smith is officially the heir of her late mother Anna Nicole Smith, according to a court ruling yesterday. Anna Nicole's will had only listed her late son Daniel as a heir, but it also stated that her fortune should be divided equally between a...

Britney Spears taught another children's dance class at Millenium Studio last night. According to the kids, she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Then again, what do they know? Half of them think Santa Claus is real. I mean, duh! Of course he is, ...

Patrick Swayze is rumored to have pancreatic cancer and only has five weeks to live. For the past month, the 55-year-old actor has been reportedly receiving treatment at Stanford University's top-notch cancer center in Palo Alto. The National Enquirer re...

Katie Jordan Price (center) modeled the latest lingerie line for George in London today. She thought it'd be a great idea to invite six of her everyday fans to help model the undergarments. Unfortunately, one of her fans happened to be a hairless gorilla...

It's kind of a slow news day, if you can't tell by the Matthew McConaughey post. Fortunately, something awesome did get launched by Adriana Lima and Karoline Kurkova last night. That would be the Victoria's Secret Uplift Biofit bra. I have no idea what i...

Matthew McConaughey continues his campaign to eradicate the letter G from the English vernacular by launching, excuse me, launchin' his new clothing line j.k. livin. It's also the name of his production company and personal mantra Just keep livin'. T-shi...

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Britney Spears went to the doctor last night and these pics are pretty revealing that something is going down in Vaginatown. And I'm not talking about Britney looking bloated and walking like a constipated rhino. I'm talking babies. There's two items to ...

Paris Hilton pretended to look deeply spiritual by being photographed with a monk at the Urth Cafe over the weekend. Turns out the monk is an actor named Maxie Santillan. Oh, Paris, you magnificent moron you. TMZ reports: He's starred in tons of films a...

Dallas Cowboy's quarterback and Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend Tony Romo got to spend the evening with her exes last night. Tony was recognized at Cosmopolitan's Fun Fearless Male of the Year awards - along with John Mayer and Dane Cook. That's awkw...

During Oscar weekend, Miley Cyrus met the Mistress of Sag Lindsay Lohan and the two exchanged phone numbers. It was rumored that Miley's dad country legend Billy Ray Cyrus deleted the number from Miley's phone. But Billy Ray set the record straight on Ry...

Double the Lohan posts, double the fun. That's what I, well, never say actually. In fact, I immediately regret saying it right now. Moving forward. Dina Lohan is set to premiere her new reality show this summer about her adventures cultivating young 14-y...

David Hernandez, a Top 24 contest on American Idol, has a secret nude past. Turns out he was a male stripper which may put his Idol future in jeopardy, according to the AP: The 24-year-old finalist from Glendale, Ariz., once worked as a stripper at Dick'...

So a French actress named Marion Cotillard has questioned the 9/11 tragedy, perhaps implying that the US deliberately destroyed the Twin Towers because it was cheaper to knocked 'em down with a coupla 747 jumbo jets and haul away the debris and bodies tha...

Lily Allen says she wants nothing more to do with partying and vows to change her ways after suffering a miscarriage in January. The 22-year-old singer lost her baby and then split her boyfriend, Chemical Brothers star Ed Simons, shortly after that. She s...

Paris Hilton is like so pissed that we think of her as a party girl and not as a good deed do'er - which is her opinion of herself. The socialite - who just posed topless for the February issue of 944 magazine - says she wants to be taken seriously: It ma...

Heather Mills' own father thinks she's a greedy cow and recently spoke against her decision to drag her divorce from rock royalty Sir Paul McCartney through the courts. Mark Mills questions why his daughter Heather didn't just settle months ago with the f...

Hayden Panettiere, my favorite undying obsession activist, stopped by Larry King Live last night and signed autographs for fans waiting outside. I'm kind of pissed because I've sent Hayden numerous unanswered requests for an interview. (Location: My pant...

Meet Daisy de la Hoya. She's not only the niece of Oscar de la Hoya, but she's currently competing on VH1's Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels. I never watch the show - except for every goddamn day! Inna instead of that bitch Kristy Joe? Seriously, Bret, ...

As part of her pact with Satan, Amy Winehouse got beat some more by the ugly stick this weekend. Her spokesperson confirmed to the media she's been diagnosed with impetigo which is not only contagious but makes you look like, well, Amy Winehouse. Here's ...

Sophie Monk is setting the record straight on her ex-fiancee Benji Madden who is reportedly dating Paris Hilton. I'm assuming Benji hates his urinary tract - with a vengeance. The Australia Herald Sun reports: Let me make this as plain as possible - Benj...

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long had a romantic getaway to Mexico this weekend. These two look like a sweet couple. You know, the kind that has sex then quickly runs to separate showers for a good wash and cry. You can't put a price on a love like that. Bu...

One week after her children's birth, Jennifer Lopez has decided that we, the little people, are worthy to know the names of her progeny. If you haven't heard them yet, then you are in for a rare treat. Brace and humble thyself. The children's names are: ...

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The Hells Angels hatched an assassination plot to kill Mick Jagger, according to a new documentary. Mick Jagger never knew of the plot that came about when he vowed to never hire the Hells Angels again for security after a fan was killed at a 1969 Califo...

It seems I'm staring at a lot of celebrity pouches these days to determine if a baby is, medically speaking, up in that ass. In Kate Hudson's case it's looking pretty conclusive that she is, indeed, with child. These pictures were taken last night in Mia...

Welcome Max and Emme! Those are the names of the new twin babies of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony who were born at a Long Island hospital on Feb. 22, with 5-pound, 7-ounce Emme arriving about 15 minutes before her 6-pound brother. People mag reports tha...

You thought it was going to be David who would be the problem, but it turns out it's Eddie who's blown up the Van Halen tour. Apparently guitarist and band founder Eddie Van Halen has been acting bipolar and weird and showing up smashed and late for gigs....

If you hated the way The Sopranos ended their finale last season - with Tony and his family sitting around a diner and the screen cuts to black - then you'll be interested to hear that some of the cast members would be willing to keep it going. Speaking ...

Kate Hudson is officially not pregnant. I'm sure you've been sitting at your desk with bated breath waiting for some sort of confirmation. Me too. Anyway, these pics were taken today and there's no baby in that belly. Kate's brother Oliver also denied th...

Gorgeous Catherine Zeta-Jones thinks she's getting too old to be doing in sexy scenes in movies anymore. The Welsh actress has no problem admitting the reality of the movie business: I'm 38 years old and I'm going to play more mums than sex symbols. That'...

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Katherine Heigl want to get out of her contract on 'Grey's Anatomy' to pursue a movie career. After starring in 'Knocked Up' and '27 Dresses' which did well at the box office, Katherine believes she has outgrown the small screen. Katherine has even sugge...

Hugh Hefner wants the Olsen twins to pose nude for Playboy. Looking at these pictures from God knows when, (Are those two ever together anymore?) I'm now thoroughly convinced that old Hugh is blind as hell. Star has the details: After striking out when t...

The Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it's Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks totally pregnant. (Direct quo...

Kim Kardashian gave a homeless man $20 outside the Gucci store yesterday. This would've been a nice humanitarian moment if, after the cameras were off, Kim didn't smother the man to death with her monster rack and take back the $20. The dude didn't mind ...

Scarlett Johannson could be yours for an entire evening. Provided you have a buttload of cash and win a charity auction on eBay. Scarlett goes up for bidding on Sunday, so start digging in those couch cushions. You'll get a chance to help the needy and p...

As much I find Iron Man and his glib alter ego Tony Stark to be intolerable characters, I have to admit that Jon Favreau looks to have made a decent adaptation of the source material. And with a non-stop barrage of hard rock (AC/DC, Audioslave, Black Sab...

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears' uncle William Spears is all about airing the family's dirty laundry. Apparently Jamie Lynn herself was an accident just like the child in her belly that may or may not be Casey Aldridge's. Jamie Spears had a vasectomy after...

Matt Drudge broke the news that Prince Harry was currently serving in Afghanistan. Prince Harry was really stoked to be fighting terrorists and thought it would honor his mom's memory. Well, now he's getting brought home because of the media coverage. I'...

Ashlee Simpson says she's gotten a diamond ring, a promise ring, from her boyfriend Pete Wentz. Yes, you read that right - a PROMISE ring. Remember those? You got like seven of them back in the 7th grade. Which describes the emotional age of Ashlee and Pe...

Nicole Richie just can't get any hotter! (Prior statement does not include physical appearance.) She's been offered the lead role of Roxie Hart in the Broadway production of Chicago. A source for Us Weekly, who is either Nicole's publicist or escaped fro...

Lindsay Lohan fears becoming an out-of-work, has-been of an actress and for good reason: that's where her career is heading. Offers of acting roles have stopped coming in after the 21-year-old was arrested for driving under the influence twice, spent tim...

The DEA has ended their investigation of two doctors in the Heath Ledger case. The doctors supposedly prescribed Heath the pain medication that resulted in his death, but federal agents are clearing them of any wrongdoing, according to the New York Post:...

Paris Hilton is working on a new untitled reality show that is expected to be ordered by either MTV or VH1, Us Weekly reports. The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend, a source said. Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking...

A Toronto man nicknamed Pauly Unstoppable has been the first person to receive an experimental eyeball tattoo. Basically a tattoo artist injected blue ink into Pauly's eye until it was completely blue -- some 40+ injections! Continue Reading»...

Pamela Anderson married sex tape peddler Rick Salomon In October only to split from him in December, then reconcile the next day after a good hit of publicity, then split again the next day after nobody cared. Now she filing for an annulment and selected ...

Fans of bad acting, over-the-top violence and Casper Van Dien can rejoice at the news that the trailer for Starship Troopers 3: Maurader is now available online. Paul Verhoeven's first film is a guilty-pleasure cult classic, the second was a reviled pile...