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Lisa Marie is Pissed and Pregnant

2008-03-11

Her dad Elvis got fat on fried peanut butter and banana samiches but Lisa Marie Presley insists she's not following in his footsteps. She's not 40 and fat - she's 40 and pregnant! Now she's going to sue a British newspaper for calling first in the media t...

 

Justin Timberlake: Britney's a Madonna wannabe

2008-03-11

Justin Timberlake took a pot-shot at Britney Spears last night while inducting Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Us Magazine reports: Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have e...

 

Britney Spears gets an allowance

2008-03-11

Britney Spears is allowed to spend $1,500 of her own money a week, according to a court ruling yesterday. Britney decided not to show up for the hearing, but, surprise, things actually worked in her favor. No shit. OK! Magazine reports: Despite her failu...

 

Kevin Federline is a helluva tipper

2008-03-11

Kevin Federline's lawyers are arguing that Britney Spears should have to pay his legal bills, but Kevin isn't as poor as he makes it sound. Just recently he tipped a waitress $2,000 on a $365 check. Britney's new lawyer Stacy Phillips is calling bullshit...

 

K-Fed Tips Waitress $2000 But Doesn't Want to Pay His Lawyers

2008-03-11

Kevin Federline may have been too generous tipping a waitress $2000 on a $365 tab cuz now his ex Britney Spears is questioning why she should have to pay his legal bills in their child custody case while he is throwing around that kind of cash (which used...

 

Gilligan's Mary Ann Busted for Mary Jane

2008-03-11

Actress Dawn Wells who played sweet and innocent Mary Ann on the old 'Gilligan's Island' TV show was busted last October after she was caught with weed in her car. The 69-year-old Hollywood veteran was driving home from her surprise Birthday party when sh...

 

Brooke Hogan's friend slept with Hulk

2008-03-11

Apparently Brooke Hogan's friend Christiane Plante slept with Hulk Hogan while he was separated from Linda. Christiane came clean to the National Enquirer - for a chunk of change. Brooke is none too happy about it and vented her feelings on her MySpace b...

 

Ashton Kutcher ripped off Anna Nicole Smith

2008-03-11

Ashton Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction is strikingly similar to an idea Anna Nicole Smith and Howard K. Stern pitched to E! programming execs back in 2004. So similar, in fact, that Anna Nicole is planning to sue from beyond the grave. TMZ reports: Ashton...

 

Kim Kardashian idolizes Jennifer Lopez

2008-03-11

Kim Kardashian stopped by TRL yesterday to promote her new show Keeping Up with the Kardashians. While on the most asinine music video show known to man, Kim expressed her admiration of Jennifer Lopez which makes a ton sense. Say what you will about J-Lo...

 

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are perpetual idiots

2008-03-11

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have spotted recently wearing rings to let each other know they're taken. Paris is rocking a BM ring because I guess Benji's her little Bowel Movement. I don't see what else it could mean. And Benji's wearing a PH ring becau...

 

Scarlett Johannson as The Director

2008-03-11

Scarlett Johansson is spotted on the set of her directorial debut New York, I Love You starring Kevin Bacon. Look at the smug look of contentment on her face as she looks into a screen that lets assume is blank. Also, note the beret perched carefully on ...

 

Britney Spears figures 'Eh, can't a cartoon do it?'

2008-03-11

Britney Spears decided to go animated for her latest music video. She came up with the idea herself to use a cartoon version of herself, according to The Sun: The audacious promo to forthcoming single Break The Ice is set in a futuristic world, and sees ...

 

Members area was updated

2008-03-10

New celebrity Ludivine Sagnier was added!

 

Jessica Simpson Travels to Kuwait For Troops Photo-Op

2008-03-10

Pimple lotion spokeswhore Jessica Simpson and controversy go together like, well, like Cheetos and Red Bull. This week Romo's lil wuman went to Kuwait to imitate a singer and entertain the troops with some ass jiggling as part of a 3-hour concert. But af...

 

Kathy Griffin weds couple, laughs obnoxiously

2008-03-10

Kathy Griffin performed the wedding ceremony for a New York couple on Saturday. The couple had sent Kathy a request and considering she's completely unemployable, the comedian said yes. Kathy became an ordained minister over the Internet and flew out fro...

 

Matt Damon is pregnant

2008-03-10

Matt Damon is pregnant again! Whether his wife Luciana Barroso or Sarah Silverman is the father is up for debate. People reports: The current PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive, 37, and his wife, 32, stepped out Sunday night at the Empire Film Awards in London –...

 

Josh Holloway Coulda Been Your Real Estate Agent

2008-03-10

Josh Holloway, who plays hunky con man Sawyer on 'Lost', recently told Time magazine that he was like THISCLOSE to giving up his dreams of being a big Hollywood star and going off somewhere to sell real estate. Luckily, he landed his big break on the popu...

 

Rebecca Loos hopes these will jog your memory

2008-03-10

Rebecca Loos is the alleged mistress of David Beckham while he lived in Madrid. She was his personal assistant that supposedly personally assisted him in the pants department for four months. These are some topless shots she recently took for News of the...

 

Tyra Banks' top models destroy apartment

2008-03-10

The current models seen on Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model are being accused of trashing the $6 million loft where they stayed for 10 weeks. The girls apparently did $500,000 in damages which Tyra's production company has yet to pay and also skipped...

 

Britney Spears to lawyers: We's gonna rumble

2008-03-10

Britney Spears is taking it up the butt on legal fees for her custody battle. Between her old lawyers at Trope & Trope and having to pay Kevin's fees for Mark Vincent Kaplan, Britney owes over a million bucks. Her new lawyer is fighting the fees and thin...

 

Linda Hogan is sort of ironic

2008-03-10

Linda Hogan is taking some time to reflect on her life while she battles Hulk Hogan in court over the details of their divorce. She's seen here on the beach reading Freeing Yourself from the Narcissist in Your Life which is pretty hypocritical for a woma...

 

Catherine Zeta-Jones is all kinds of hot

2008-03-10

Catherine Zeta-Jones promoted her unnaturally hot ass off in Sydney this weekend. She did press for her latest movie Death Defying Acts. I don't even know what it's about, but who cares? It stars Catherine Zeta-Jones. I'd watch a five-hour documentary ab...

 

Lisa Marie Presley sues tabloid for calling her fat

2008-03-10

Lisa Marie Presley had to reveal her pregnancy early because a British tabloid published photos of her last week and claimed her unhealthy diet was causing severe weight gain. But, I mean, seriously an offspring of Elvis gaining weight in their later yea...

 

Health Ledger Had an Old Will: Left Nothing to His Daughter

2008-03-10

The father of late actor Heath Ledger has vowed to make sure the star's daughter Matilda, 2, and ex-fiancee actress Michelle Williams are financially taken care of, after they were left out of the actor's will. Ledger, 28, died in New York in January afte...

 

Was Katie Holmes Really Tom Cruise's 4th Round Draft Pick?

2008-03-10

In sensational gossip hitting the tubes today, an ex-Scientologist has come out to say that Tom Cruise and cult leader David Miscavige set up a fake movie audition in which Katie Holmes was the only actress invited. The real purpose of the taping was for ...

 

Keira Knightley Is About to Get Even More Annoying

2008-03-10

Gloomy and annoying Keira Knightley, 22, lacks the cool factor of other British actresses such as Kate Beckinsale and Kate Winslet but holds herself in high regard - so much so that she is venturing into music to further bother us all. The pouty actress ...

 

Jocelyn Wildenstein looks really really good

2008-03-08

Don't know who Jocelyn Wildenstein is? She's a New York socialite who's reportedly spent over $4,000,000 on plastic surgery over the years to keep her husband (God knows why it didn't work). And yeah, I know what you're thinking: Only $4 million? Shockin...

 

Members area was updated

2008-03-07

New celebrity Jessica Boehrs was added!

 

Colin Farrell strikes out with model, lets her boyfriend live

2008-03-07

Colin Farrell had his eyes set on model Meghan Lowther while drinking with some buddies at The Rose Bar in New York City. Colin decided it was time to get all Miami Vice on her ass. And not Miami Vice the steaming pile of shit movie he made, but Miami Vi...

 

WWE Diva Maria poses for Playboy

2008-03-07

WWE Diva Maria (Real name: Maria Kanellis) autographed copies of the April issue of Playboy yesterday. Maria appears totally nude in the issue which must be awesome for wrestling enthusiasts. The only thing that could make it hotter for WWE fans is if th...

 

John Mayer's blog to ex: Leave me alone - kind of

2008-03-07

John Mayer left a cryptic message on his blog the other day that may or may not be directed to an ex-lover. Us Magazine is saying it might be Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Cameron Diaz. That's four more women than I would've sugge...

 

Jamie Spears is underpaid for his efforts

2008-03-07

The judge in the Britney Spears' conservatorship case ruled that Britney Spears' estate pay Jamie Spears $2,500 a week and allow him to lease a car while he handles Britney's affairs. The ruling was made Wednesday according to court documents that the pr...

 

Ashton Kutcher's 'Get Back' at Paps is Pathetic

2008-03-07

So it turns out the weird story of Paris Hilton hanging out with an an out-of-work actor impersonating a Buddhist monk was a retarded attempt at paparazzi get back from the feeble brain of Ashton Kutcher. The trucker hat wearin' 'Punk'd' producer has a la...

 

Jen, Brad & Ange: Can We Just All Get Along?

2008-03-07

So Jen and Brad fell out of love and and decide to split up and stay friends but then he meets Ange and they're like Mr/Mrs Smith and ooh baby she's wants his cute butt but Brad's like whoa hold up I'm married (for now - *wink wink*) but later hooks up wi...

 

Paris Hilton: I don't remember these...

2008-03-07

Paris Hilton seemed to be confused by the presence of her breasts while shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills. Of course, no one is more confused than my penis. Right now he's up on the roof threatening to jump. I tried to talk him down, but he's pretty ou...

 

Paris Hilton and actor/monk fiasco orchestrated by douche commander

2008-03-07

It turns out Paris Hilton's public appearance with a monk who turned out to be an actor is part of some elaborate stunt for Ashton Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction. Get it? Like Pulp Fiction. Clever and he wears trucker hats. This man is our Jesus. FOX New...

 

Kate Hudson went to Miami for Owen Wilson

2008-03-07

Kate Hudson's recent trip to Miami is reportedly all about spending time with Owen Wilson. Owen's in town filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston. Kate just happened to have some free time to jet down to Florida to rekindle their romance and become the...

 

Brooke Shields, I've got some bad news

2008-03-07

Brooke Shields, in what seems to be a complete defiance of logic, found herself swarmed by the paparazzi yesterday. I hate to be the one to break it to her, but Brooke, you sort of look like a certain somebody who gets a lot of media attention. I know yo...

 

Courtney Cox needs to rethink her security

2008-03-06

Courtney Cox is targeting Britney Spears and Paris Hilton on her new season of FX's Dirt. I never watch the show because, quite frankly, Courtney looks like the type of chick that would eat your soul - without the courtesy of letting you see her bra. Any...

 

Anna Nicole Smith biopic trailer

2008-03-06

If you've studied the Kübler-Ross model at all (and who hasn't?), you know that tragedy is typically dealt with in a multi-stage process known as the Five Stages of Grief, consisting of denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. The issue wi...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears brings her pre-pregnant jailbait-ness to network TV-ness

2008-03-06

Jamie Lynn Spears has a guest spot on the upcoming ABC sitcom Miss Guided. A spy for E! News has a quick plot synopsis that will make you want to put a sledge hammer through your television. SPOILER ALERT! For those of you who actually heard of the show ...

 

Mary-Kate Olsen: The Black Widow?

2008-03-06

Mary-Kate Olsen has moved on in a matter of weeks from her, what Star is calling, secret boyfriend the late Heath Ledger to Italian billionaire/drug connoisseur Lapo Elkann: While in Paris for Fashion Week, MK flirted with Lapo, the heir to the $7.3 bill...

 

Bai Ling is an idiot

2008-03-06

Bai Ling is rejoicing the plea bargain in her Valentine's Day shoplifting arrest. You know, the one where she got picked up for stealing batteries and two Star magazines for a total of $16.22 and didn't even try to pay for the shit on the spot. Well, Bai...

 

Michael Jackson Nearly Loses The Encino House Too

2008-03-06

Troubled pop star Michael Jackson is close to losing his fabled Neverland Ranch this month because he failed to make mortgage payments on it, and now it's been revealed his parents' and siblings' Encino home is also in jeopardy. According to gossip column...

 

Britney Spears' conservatorship extended to July

2008-03-06

Britney Spears' conservatorship will continue for five more months which keeps her dad in control of her estate until July. The court is gay for Jamie Spears who's surprisingly getting Britney's life back in order. The AP reports: Superior Court Commissi...

 

Lindsay Lohan not posing for Playboy

2008-03-06

Lindsay Lohan had reportedly been asked to pose nude for Playboy and recreate Marilyn Monroe's swimming scene from Something's Gotta Give. But Dina Lohan set the record straight with Us Magazine: That [offer] never happened, she tells Usmagazine.com. Tha...

 

Heidi Montag and Spencer on the rocks? GASP!

2008-03-06

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's relationship is on the line in the new season of MTV's The Hills. Supposedly there's another woman involved, and Us Magazine is running with the story - as if it's real. C'mon! Everyone knows Heidi and Spencer are the fak...

 

Lindsay Lohan replaces Britney Spears, few notice

2008-03-05

Lindsay Lohan will host the Scandinavian Style Mansion gala next week. Britney Spears was originally scheduled to host, but organizer Claus Hjelmbak put the kibosh on those plans after Britney's second trip to the hospital. He issued the following statem...

 

Miley Cyrus is Thinking Screw College, I'm Already Rich

2008-03-05

Before she signed on to play Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus promised her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, that she would go to college. But that was before she became a mega-superstar with a hit TV show and a sold-out concert tour. A source tells Star magazine that the...

 

Dina Lohan Ready To Pimp Out Ali in "Living Lohan"

2008-03-05

Attention Hollywood: mama Dina Lohan is ready for her close-up. The wannabe star is set to bring daughter Ali, 14, to the altar of stardom in a new reality show in which we'll see how they're living La Vida Lohan. Us magazine reports that a new reality sh...

 
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