Amy Winehouse's face continues to be assaulted by impetigo. To combat the disease that continues to ugly her up far more than she deserves (C'mon, she was bad enough), Amy has purchased a tanning bed to install in her home. The Daily Mail reports: Howeve...

Joe Francis is offering Gov. Spitzer's $4,000 a month prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupre $1 million to tell her side of the story and do a non-nude photo spread (Eh?) in his new magazine. She'd also go on tour with Girls Gone Wild. Us Magazine reports: He...

Thomas Jane, or Tom Jane as he likes to be called, got picked up for DUI early yesterday morning. The star of The Punisher, and the only actor alive to make someone say, Wow, I miss Dolph Lundgren, was apparently trying to break the sound barrier when th...

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Britney Spears and Mel Gibson had dinner together Saturday evening. And yet, somehow, during this meeting of the minds cancer wasn't cured. Stunning. TMZ reports: The two were at Romanov Restaurant and Lounge in L.A. last night and according to one repor...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie may be calling it quits. The two are supposedly agreeing to end their marriage amicably because they've simply fallen out of love with each other. Guy will have free access to the kids because their was no major falling out betwee...

I haven't been following the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney 80-year-long divorce battle because, frankly, anything to do with The Beatles makes me want to go into a coma. However, today a judge awarded Heather Mills a whopping $48.6 million in the divorce ...

Scary Spice (a.k.a. Melanie Brown) continued her Miami vacation by jet-skiing with her husband Stephen Belafonte. She definitely looks better in these pics than earlier ones but has some questionable features. That being said, after perusing your comment...

In the most disturbing merchandising move ever, Pipedream Products (Link is totally NSFW!) released these celebrity blow-up dolls which feature plastic versions of Eva Longoria, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba and, oddly, Sarah Jessica Parke...

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody! Be safe out there and try not to drink too much because I need you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to give me site traffic in the morning. See? I care. Now to continue celebrating this momentous day. I already started thi...

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie showed up at the DCMA Collective flagstore opening to support their men Benji and Joel Madden respectively. The girls brought out the big guns probably to draw a crowd. They're gonna need all help they can get. I scoped out...

Madonna and Guy are over. It's all very amicable. They've just fallen out of love with each other, a source is telling News Of The World. They just think it's for the best as after some great years together they've been going their separate ways. Guy has ...

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back to their feuding ways. Nicole is pissed off that Paris has set her sights on Joel's brother and Nicole's future brother-in-law, Benji Madden. It sounds like Paris is dating Benji just to annoy the hell out of the ha...

Halle Berry gave birth to a baby girl last night which is extremely fortunate. These pics from Saturday suggest that baby is about to pull some Alien action at any minute. No one bursts through Halle Berry's mochalicious bosom on my watch. You hear me, f...

Her years of scheming and gold-digging have finally paid off. Heather Mills says she is happy to relieve ex-husband Paul McCartney of $48.6 Million of his fortune. A document released by the Family Court said the judge awarded Mills a lump sum of $33 mill...

The family of Nick Hogan crash victim John Graziano wants the Hogans to stay the fuck away from the hospital. They believe their latest visit, which didn't include the Hulk just Linda and the kids, was all for show. The St. Petersburg Times reports: That...

Charlize Theron is ready to do (acting) jobs Americans won't do. You're stuck with me now, the former South African turned American joked about recently becoming a legal citizen of the United States. Well, I've always wanted to be a citizen they just didn...

Steve-O was admittedly on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai which has been extended to a 5250 14-day hold. The reason? I'll let Steve-O explain to you himself via his blog which he somehow managed to update last night: They call it code 5150, that means psycho...

Minnie Driver announced her pregnancy last night on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She wouldn't say who the father was, but People provides some clues which I use to immediately jump to the conclusion that it's Criss Angel's baby. Because everyone knows...

What you're, unfortunately, seeing is the cover for Madonna's latest album Hard Candy which will frighten small women and children on April 29. People reports the album is about the juxtaposition of tough and sweetness. Really? Because it looks more like...

The Riches actress Minnie Driver said that she loves being pregnant, more than anything else, but acknowledged, I am sick. Announcing her condition last night on the Jay Leno show, she added, I don't know why they call it 'morning sickness'. I am sick mor...

With the Dark Knight marketing campaign in full swing for the July release, campaign vans for fictional D.A. Harvey Dent have been visiting cities across America, sending out a message of hope for Gotham that the majority of pedestrians didn't seem to un...

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George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson helped model the new Ashley Paige swimsuits last night during LA Fashion Week. If you don't recognize Sarah, it's because her resume includes Vegas cocktail waitress and Fear Factor contestant. But now Sarah's car...

These are shots of Melanie Brown vacationing in Miami with her husband Stephen Belafonte. You may know her as Scary Spice of the Spice Girls. However, after seeing these, I'm now changing her name to Holy crap, hide your penis! Unless you're really reall...

Paris Hilton confirmed to Ryan Seacrest today that the monogrammed rings worn by her and boyfriend Benji Madden are not an elaborate hoax for Ashton Kutcher's Pop Fiction. She also shut down rumors that their relationship is also a joke for Ashton. But, ...

Scarlett Johansson's eBay auction ended on Wednesday and some guy from the United Kingdom paid $40,100 for an evening with the actress. Here's a run down of what he's in store for from the auction page: The winning bidder will receive: * Two tickets to t...

Britney Spears' brand new video (after the jump) for Break the Ice debuted today. Like I posted yesterday the thing is all kinds of crazy anime and was supposedly Britney's idea. I seriously doubt she has a single clue what's going down in this video but...

Joe Francis may have just gotten out of jail yesterday but he's already back in his LA office making sure that drunk chicks are showing their boobs to guys with cameras. He's got 50-60 heroes in 14 cities right now doing, what can only be described as, G...

Gorgeous actress Kate Beckinsale does have a tendency to say a lot of stupid things now and again. And again. And yet again. Her latest claim is that she looked like a troll as a teenager and hasn't managed to shed the heaps of insecurities the horror of ...

Patrick Swayze is prepared to do anything, go the distance, fight the good fight - even undergoing painful chemotherapy - in his battle against life-threatening pancreas cancer. Well, everything BUT give up his 3-pack-a-day cigarette habit?...

Amy Winehouse's father Mitch started having an affair with a woman shortly after Amy was born. Amy and her siblings knew about the affair because I guess their dad isn't exactly James Bond, who knows?. Anyway, Mitch says that when he finally left Amy's m...

Apparently Melissa Joan Hart gave birth to a baby boy named Braydon yesterday. It's the second child for her and her husband Bruce Babymaker. But Melissa wasn't entirely thrilled at the beginning of the pregnancy. But not for cool reasons like it was an ...

This site doesn't really delve into politics but, once a bikini became involved, the story of Governor Eliot Spitzer and his $4,000 prostitute immediately fell into my jurisdiction. This is a photo of 22-year-old hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre that the Ne...

Steve-O was reportedly admitted to Cedars-Sinai Hospital last Sunday. He's also getting nailed for felony cocaine possession by the LA County District Attorney's office, according to TMZ: Regarding the hospitalization, we're told O was admitted to the Th...

P. Diddy is planning on launching a car service to pick up drunk celebrities. Why did I immediately think of Tara Reid? Because I can smell her rum breath from here - in my house. Next to the sewer plant. Us Weekly reports: After partnering with Ciroc vo...

It turns out Governor Spitzer's expensive friend Ashley Alexandra Dupre has a budding music career. She had just one track What We Want on Amie Street that prices songs based on popularity. Just yesterday the song was free, but according to Silicon Alley...

Britney Spears is trapped inside her mansion these days, so she spends most of her time trying on outfits in her room. While few will argue this extreme vagina lockdown is for the greater good, Britney is obviously bored out of her mind. She's been havin...

Kevin Federline might be coming to Broadway. He's reportedly been offered a role in the Tony-nominated musical Legally Blonde based on the nothing-nominated movie. Us Magazine reports: The former backup dancer and aspiring hip-hop artist — who is hitti...

Owen Wilson is apparently tired of Kate Hudson's heavenly ass and is moving on to Jennifer Aniston. The two are currently filming Marley & Me in Miami and their on-screen romance is moving off-screen, according to Star: Or at least easily rumored to be t...

'The Office' actress Jenna Fischer has called on her male fans to stop emailing her requesting a date. Probably because her standards are a lot higher than what she's seeing in the offers. The 34-year-old star of 'The Office' has been single since she spl...

A man who sent Oscar-winning actress Jodie Foster threatening letters for several years was arrested on Tuesday on charges of mailing a bomb threat to an L.A. airport. Michael Smegal, 42, was charged in U.S. District Court in Massachusetts with mailing a ...

Life long New York Yankees fan Billy Crystal has been invited to put on the cap and uniform and actually play a game with his beloved baseball team! Taking fantasy camp one step further, the comedian will fulfill a lifelong dream on Thursday when he steps...

Jesus' new best friend Saint Michael Lohan of Assclownia pitched a fit when he found out his ex-wife Dina Lohan is starring in a reality show with their daughter Ali. But, it turns out Michael has been trying to land a TV show of his own. Lucky for us th...

This is a photo of Christiane Plante who used to be the 33-year-old friend of Brooke Hogan until she kind of, sort of had sex with the Hulk. The shot is supposedly from her MySpace page which is no longer in existence. I guess she's trying to let potenti...

Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA ad which suggests, to save our furry brethren, you should Pleather Yourself. Okay... done. Now what? Take a nap? On it. Wow, I rule at this. Fear not, woodland creatures, I've got you covered. (No pun intended.) Zzzz.....

Paris Hilton came out last night to support her sister's high-end line Nicholai at the Mercedes-Benz LA Fashion Week. Let me be your guide through these pics of an evening in the life of America's sweetheart/biohazard: 1 - 4. Paris poses in an outfit des...

Kim Kardashian has been hurt a lot in her past. Apparently every guy she's dated has gone behind her back, after renting a shuttle of course, and cheated on her. Kim opens up to The Sun about her romantic pitfalls: I went out with a good guy in school - ...

Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has settled his legal matters in Florida and is finally a free man. The boobies-obsessed Wunderkind will be back in Los Angeles sometime tonight, according to TMZ: Francis has plead no contest to the charges of filming...

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