While she's in London with but not with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan personally requested the DJ services of Lauren Pope (above) for the weekend, according to The Sun: I met Lindsay a few months back at Faces in Essex... ...read full story ...

You know what I love about these Eva Longoria pics from St. Tropez? They take me on a rollercoaster ride of emotions. From weeping like I just saw the Virgin Mary appear in my cereal to laughing with glee... ...read full story ...

Here's Natalie Imbruglia getting out of her wetsuit while vacationing in Hawaii. I always thought of her as a petite woman, so imagine my surprise to see her apparent ampleness. I'm not saying I fired off bottle rockets in... ...read full story ...

If you heard the US tabloid rumours claiming that Hollywood's hottest couple, who have been together since 2005, have decided to call it quits, don't worry. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are fine and they're not splitting up, their representatives told Peo...

Melissa Joan Hart has issued an apology to Farrah Fawcett after it was reported she wanted Farrah to stay alive only so Melissa could remain on the cover of People. Via Just Jared: The Sabrina the Teenage Witch star... ...read full story ...

David Carradine, best known for starring in the TV series Kung Fu, was found dead yesterday in Bangkok where he was on location shooting a film, according to People: According to manager Chuck Binder, the movie's producer went to... ...read full story ...

Jessica Biel stopped by Letterman Wednesday and, let's be honest for a minute, anyone who isn't staring directly at those legs should be declared legally dead. No, really, notify your next of kin if you're reading this because, congratulations,... ...read...

She's rich, she's beautiful and she's talented. And now Angelina Jolie is the most powerful celebrity in the world, or so says Forbes magazine's annual Celebrity 100 list. Thanks to the release of several blockbuster movies and the media buzz, the actress...

Christina Ricci and Owen Benjamin have called off their engagement, according to People: Owen had a birthday party this past Sunday, and everything seemed fine. Sometime after, they got into a fight and decided to reevaluate things. [Then] the... ...read ...

Here's Denise Richards out and about in New York where she appeared on The Early Show this morning, and I'm pretty sure I have Stage 4 skin cancer just looking at her. Seriously, I found a raised mole big... ...read full story ...

A couple of these pics were teased earlier in the week, and now here's the complete set of Megan Fox's photo shoot for British GQ. I'd like to personally congratulate Dreamworks' marketing department for sending a bunch of horny... ...read full story ...

- Audrina Patridge just got kicked to the curb by Star Trek actor Chris Pine. Maybe this shot of her in a Carl's Jr. ad will change his mind. Or set his standards a little higher next time. Either... ...read full story ...

Ashlee Simpson went on the drunken offensive Monday night when Pete Wentz and she sat next to his ex Michelle Trachtenberg at the DJ Hero party. Things were cordial until Ashlee turned into Bourbon She-Ra. Then the shit was... ...read full story ...

Here's Joe Jonas inexplicably dancing to Beyonce's Single Ladies ala Justin Timberlake on SNL eight months ago. For those of you keeping score at home: Touching a vagina before marriage makes Baby Jesus angry, but effectively rocketing out of... ...read f...

Here's Lily Allen topless at Eden Roc, and also an undeniable picture of her vagina eating her stomach. No, really, I dare you to give me a reasonable explanation for what's happening in this last pic that doesn't involve... ...read full story ...

With the departure of Heidi and Spencer from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here, producers turned to Audrina Patridge as a replacement only to receive a stiff rebuttal from her manager, according to TMZ: Not in a... ...read full story ...

Here's Christina Aguilera in Beverly Hills last night doing whatever the hell she does these days. If it's being the Ambassador of Not Looking at Women as Sex Objects to Be Covered in Honey and Cinnamon While Pouring Me... ...read full story ...

- George Clooney bags another cocktail waitress. I don't like to brag but I've brought home a few barmaids in my day, and only two ended up having penises. In your face, Clooney! [Lainey Gossip] - Kevin Federline is... ...read full story ...

Here's Tila Tequila doing a leprechaun leap of joy on the beach of Casa Amara because, despite widespread Internet rumors, there's NOT a destined-to-get-implants fetus in her uterus. Hurray! Also, she went jet skiing which is a tad garish... ...read full ...

Seen here at the opening of her new ice cream and candy store, Melissa Joan Hart appeared to be deeply concerned about Farrah Fawcett's health last week. But for reasons that would any vapid publicity hound proud. Page Six... ...read full story ...

Zac Efron shot his cameo appearance for Entourage yesterday, so I decided to post these pics for the ladies since it's been a cavalcade of breasts lately. Hopefully these do the trick, and if not, you can always e-mail... ...read full story ...

Here's Heather Graham at the premiere of The Hangover last night, and I completely forgot she even existed and had ridiculous breasts. On that note, I'll never forget how she got me fired for what I'm about to do... ...read full story ...

First she said she was tired of being perceived as a sex symbol and now the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen star Megan Fox reveals she is actually delighted men find her attractive and says being a sex symbol is wonderful, adding that good looks are e...

Zac Efron may not be the star of Footloose, but he's just shot a guest spot for HBO's hit show Entourage. He will appear in an episode of the hit series this coming season, a rep for the cable network has confirmed. According to E! Online, the High Schoo...

Despite pretending to be working on their marriage in the premiere episode, Jon and Kate Gosselin have allegedly been separated for six months, according to In Touch: They're married, but it's for the show, according to Todd Cruz, a... ...read full story ...

Brandi Glanville, the wife of LeAnn Rime's alleged lover Eddie Cibrian, claims the country singer is still aggressively pursuing Eddie, according to Us Weekly: LeAnn is a stalker, Glanville tells Us. She refuses to leave us alone -- it... ...read full sto...

While throwing a hissy fit shortly before quitting I'm Not a Celebrity..., Spencer Pratt essentially threw his gravy train The Hills under the bus, according to TMZ: A well-placed source who works on the Costa Rican production of the... ...read full story...

Lady GaGa apparently fantasizes about a Jonas Brothers gang-bang, PopCrunch reports: The 23-year-old Love Game singer -- a former NYC exotic dancer- is a huge fan of the brothers from neighboring New Jersey -- and she's not at all... ...read full story ...

Kendra Wilkinson took to her blog this morning to share her newfound love of the pole: ive definitely hit the pole a time or two just for fun but wanted to learn the best ways to use it to... ...read full story ...

In today's You're Fucking Kidding Me news, Octomom is attacking Kate Gosselin for exploiting her children for attention. The Octomom who just signed a reality show and book deal - and has the trademarked nickname Octomom. Yeah. RadarOnline reports ...read...

Reality TV actress Audrina Patridge has slammed recent rumours of her being romantically linked to Star Trek actor Chris Pine. When asked on the MTV Movie Awards red carpet on Sunday to comment about the on-going romance reports, The Hills star insisted t...

Thanks to the news-suck that is the MTV Movie Awards, I completely missed the Spike TV Guys Choice Awards on Saturday where Halle Berry mauled Jamie Foxx's face after presenting her the Decade of Hotness award. Not only that,... ...read full story ...

Miley will come back for more Hannah Montana. The teen actress-singer is returning for a fourth season of the hit series, the Disney Channel announced on Monday. The news comes as production on season three is set to end this week. Filming on season four...

Even though Eminem basically had a scrotum placed in his mouth, the most controversial topic of the MTV Movie Awards was Megan Fox's hair which, let's be frank, looked like she stepped right out of the shower. This is... ...read full story ...

After just one episode of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Heidi and Spencer made good on their threats and quit the show. TMZ reports: A source close to production tells TMZ the Hills duo walked off... ...read full story ...

- Paris Hilton wearing the same dress as Rihanna. I'll let you guess which one didn't light it on fire with her blonde, Caucasian vagina. [E! Online] - Anne Hathaway is still paler than Robert Pattinson covered in White-Out.... ...read full story ...

Kate Gosselin stepped out in a bikini again this morning in North Carolina, so I'm pretty sure she wants us to look and this isn't a random paparazzi sighting. It's either publicity for the show, or Kate's trying to... ...read full story ...

These are shots of Dancing with the Star's Cheryl Burke in the Caribbeans over the weekend, and I'm guessing she's in great shape for a ballroom dancer. Then again, I'm not invited to many balls because I'm too fancy... ...read full story ...

Thanks to her new relationship with Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson cowered in fear from Madonna when the two attended the Veuve Clicquot's Manhattan Polo Classic on Saturday, according to NY Daily News: Kate was completely intimidated by Madonna, sai ...read...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are competing in NBC's I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! and while talking to People, Heidi wants the world to know she's willing to eat a kangaroo penis. Even though nobody really asked... ...read full story ...

Pink would like to wear Kanye West's skin as a coat after the two recently attended a fashion show in Paris, according to The Sun: I was at STELLA McCARTNEY's Paris fashion show with the vice president of People... ...read full story ...

Here's one last slice of awesome from the MTV Movie Awards: Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester wearing a dress that clearly accentuates the ass vicinity. Huh. Interesting. I had no idea Jesus was designing dresses these days. I kid, I... ...read full story ...

For those of you who valued your eyes, faces and brainial region by avoiding the MTV Movie Awards, you missed watching those perpetually-stoned Twilight kids dominate the entire event. The pinnacle was Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart accepting ...re...

- Taylor Lautner gets shirtless for New Moon trailer because there's nothing goth kids love more than raw athleticism. No, really. [Pink is the New Blog] - Vanessa Hudgens might be increasing in hotness. Or that other chick she... ...read full story ...

Here's Paris Hilton shooting a commercial for her hair extensions line over the weekend. I don't exactly know how seeing Paris in a swimsuit will entice another woman to buy hair products, but I do know it enticed me... ...read full story ...

Nadya Suleman, the Southern California insane woman who gave birth to the world's longest-surviving set of octuplets, has signed a deal to star in a reality television series, her lawyer said Sunday. After weeks of meetings and negotiations, Suleman, who ...

Actress Halle Berry is in negotiations for a starring role in the thriller The Surrogate (not Bruce Willis' The Surrogates) for 20th Century Fox. According to Variety, director Paul Verhoeven is developing the project which is based on the 2004 novel by K...

The 2008 vampire romance, starring Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, dominated the MTV Movie Awards of this year by taking home five golden popcorns, including 'Best Movie'. Rob Pattinson won three statues for Breakthrough Performance Male, Best Kiss ...

Here's an assload of shots from the 2009 MTV Movie Awards last night. I don't really have much to say about a program that recognizes Twilight as a superior film than The Dark Knight except we're basically doomed as... ...read full story ...

During an elaborate intro to present an award and promote Bruno, a winged Sacha Baron Cohen landed directly in Eminem's lap essentially tea-bagging him. Eminem was visibly pissed and his bodyguards batted Sacha around like a pinata before the... ...read f...