After the rousing pseudo-success of Heidi Montag's first single Higher, I presented to you her latest single No More. (Audio after the jump.) This single, unfortunately, wasn't accompanied by a low-budget video of Heidi in a bikini to soften the crushing...

Demi Moore chatted with David Letterman last night to promote her new movie Flawless. Dave commented on her amazing looks and Demi revealed her latest age-defying secrete: Austrian leech therapy. These pics are from this morning so judger for yourself wh...

Did anyone catch Britney Spears last night on How I Met Your Mother? I would've watched it but, I was too busy trying to decide how much I hate mayonnaise. (Answer: A shit load.) Anyway, a lot was riding on Britney's performance, according to People: Her...

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt celebrated Easter by continuing their holiday tradition of posing for candid shots that make me want to throw a live wolverine at their heads. What the hell are the point of these pictures? Who actually thinks this shit is ...

Kevin Federline is officially over the hill and celebrated this weekend at Pure in Las Vegas. He got totally K-shitfaced and made an ass out of himself in front of his friends/people who want his sweet Britney money, according to The Sun: Swigging Jack D...

Here's a pic a reader sent me of Paris Hilton who's currently on tour with Benji Madden. Apparently the two of them are incapable of pulling their own luggage and made poor Old Man River do the heavy lifting. Granted, if Benji performed any sort of manua...

I know what you're thinking: Two Pamela Anderson posts in one day? Is it my birthday? No, and you were an accident. It's just proof that I know how to journal the ism like Gamera on crack. Here's photos of Pamela Anderson spending Easter with her ex Tomm...

Tyra Banks has herself a new stalker so, let's give her a round of applause. You go, girl! Anyway, her stalker is Georgia native Brady Green who tried to get into The Tyra Banks Show with a duffel bag full of magazines featuring Tyra and demanded to see ...

Britney Spears is auctioning off the clothes she wore on the set of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. The proceeds will benefit the National Resources Defense Council. Bidding will begin immediately after the episode airs tonight. I'm telling you now...

Pamela Anderson's estranged husband Rick Salomon has filed legal papers to annul their two-month union just a month after she did the exact same thing. Isn't that redundant? Former Baywatch star Anderson also applied for an annulment last month and checke...

Selling millions of albums, achieving success as one of the greatest Motown musical groups of all time, and even being a sibling to the King of Pop himself, hasn't spared the brothers of the Jackson 5 from plunging to the depths of near poverty. According...

Rick Salomon has agreed that the best case scenario is to pretend his marriage to Pamela Anderson never happened. Neither side is seeking spousal support and vow never to set foot in Vegas again - except to gamble and drink all night! WHOO! The AP report...

Simona Fusco Stratten continued her Easter vacation in Hawaii by looking bikini-rific. You may remember her as Hot Girl on an episode of Entourage or, most likely, from my Happy Easter post. (I care enough to send the very best.) These are brand new shot...

The 31-year-old husband of Grammy Award winning musician Corinne Bailey Rae, Jason Rae, was found dead Saturday in a London flat of a suspected drug overdose. E! Online reports: According to British media reports, police have arrested an unidentified 32...

Fergie is an admitted former methhead and shared with Marie Claire some of her drop dead riotous adventures in paranoia. Fergie was so sure the government was after her that they were hiding in baked goods. ABC News reports: I had about 20 different cons...

NEWSFLASH: Winona Ryder still loves her some shoplifting. This report from a week ago slipped under the radar of most outlets. But fortunately I found out, and, shit, I'll report anything. Right, Chocolate Rain Kid? Anyway, here's the scoop as reported o...

Mickey Rourke's DUI arrest while driving his Vespa was reduced to a lesser charge of reckless driving. His lawyer effectively proved the breathalyzer was faulty. Mickey took the opportunity to voice his opinions to the Palm Beach Post about the cop that ...

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Kate Beckinsale gives the greatest interviews in the history of interviewography. Recently she commented that she'd rather eat a certain female part than eat sushi. Moviefone quizzed Kate about her comment during an interview for her new movie Snow Angel...

Have you heard the Good News? Simona Fusco Stratten is freaking hot! I wonder if she'll come to my house and help me find Easter eggs. Because, seriously, it's been over a year and the smell is making me dizzy. See you on Monday when I'll be hopped up on...

Oh hell yes Tori Spelling would just LUV to find a paying job do 'Beverly Hills 90210' again! Just call her! She's there! Well, like, she hasn't officially be offered a part in the upcoming craptastic remake of the old zip code show, but Spelling, who pla...

World Class Gold digger Heather Mills is fighting back against reports that she hasn't been straight with people about what she donates to charity and she has taken to bizarrely posting old messages of support from Hillary Clinton and Sir Richard Branson ...

Since I have been giving a decent amount of coverage to Ashley Alexandra Dupre, it's only fair that I report on Eliot Spitzer's post-resignation offers. It looks like Playgirl is countering Ashley's $1 million Hustler deal and wants the former governor t...

Cameron Diaz did a little shoe shopping yesterday and, frankly, I forgot she was even alive. Her hotness is so questionable, I'm not even sure I can legally post these. I'm waiting for the guys upstairs to give me a confirmation. And here it is.. *reads*...

Firecrotch, what took you so long? It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan had her first sex tape leaked onto the internet! (Well, she had to do something to get back in the news...) If it really is her, it's a pix from a very grainy cell phone ...

People has the exclusive first photos of Jennifer Lopez's twins Max and Emme. Holy crap, they look like babies! People editor Peter Castro stopped by Good Morning America today (video after the jump) to talk about the 8-hour-shoot. He also discussed J-Lo...

Amy Winehouse posed nude to raise breast cancer awareness. How, exactly, I couldn't even fathom because currently my brain is trying to punch its way out of my ear. I don't know which is worse: this ad or the close up shots of Amy's impetigo'd face. At t...

Ashley Alexandra Dupre not only got freaky for Gov. Spitzer, but during her week with Joe Francis and Girls Gone Wild, she was the wildest one of the bunch. She claimed to be a 21-year-old waitress named Amber and was so wild the Girls crew ditched her, ...

Word of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape has been around for a while, but this recent pic (above) is apparently a preview clip of the video that hit the web in the past 24 hours. Gossip Rocks is saying this is the real deal: Apparently callum sent the video (whi...

It's believed that Angelina Jolie, who has yet to even confirm she's pregnant, will have twins and she wants to give birth to them in her late mother's native France. In Touch Weekly reports the actress and partner Brad Pitt are expecting a boy and a girl...

A $1,000 bench warrant has been issued for the arrest of outlaw actor Shia LaBeouf from the People's Republic of Burbank after the dastardly menace to society failed to appear before a judge on charges of 'unlawful smoking' within the city limits on Febru...

Hey, kids, guess what? Teenage pregnancy is totally awesome! Just ask Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn Spears who couldn't be happier with the ticking time bomb inside her 16-year-old uterus. Ok! Magazine provides the super fab details: On March 9, Jam...

Heath Ledger's family have already begun the infighting over the handling of his estate. That didn't take long. Apparently Heath's uncles want Heath's father Kim to be removed as executor because he completely botched the handling of his own father's est...

Over the past few days provocative photos of what may or may not be Sex and the City star Kristin Davis have surfaced on the net. Do I think it's really her? Absolutely. I mean, everyone's been nude on camera. Even Hillary Clinton who, I must say, was a ...

Financial advisors to Britney Spears are taking over to make sure the pop star and her two young sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, will be set for life - even if she never makes another album. They've gotten rid of scab manager, Sam Lufti, taken over h...

Ahh, teen love is so often doomed - especially when the girl gets preggers. Expectant mom to be Jamie Lynn Spears,16, is getting past her morning sickness but has developed a new illness - she's sick of boyfriend Casey Aldridge, the alleged baby daddy. A ...

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Martin Sheen, the father of actor Charlie Sheen, is openly his criticizing his former daughter-in-law Denise Richards and her decision to pimp out her two little toddlers, his granddaughters, in her crap-tastic new reality TV show in which cameras will fo...

It's clearly whores and prostitutes week here on The Superficial. Continuing that trend is the one-legged wonder Heather Mills. She's already bilked Paul McCartney out of $48.6 million and is now trying to cash in even further by auctioning off exclusive...

You ever get in one of those moods where you just want to post pics of hot celebrities on your awesome blog all day? If you couldn't tell by the Jennifer Aniston and Erika Eleniak (I think?) posts, I'm in one of those moods. To wrap this show up, here's ...

Surprise! Ashley Alexandra Dupre already flashed her boobs for Girls Gone Wild back in 2003. A prostitute got naked for Joe Franics? What are the odds? The AP reports: It'll save me a million bucks, Francis told The Associated Press on Tuesday. It's kind...

Yesterday it was short shorts, now today it's Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Evolution is awesome. Take a gander of Jennifer chilling in Miami where's she's filming Marley & Me. Also scope out this pic (Click here as if you're life depended on it.) where,...

David Caruso - an actor so bad many people wonder why he has a career - is a spoiled diva on the set of CSI: Miami and he apparently struggles with delivering a single line of dialogue without requires multiple takes - all complete with his trademark Remo...

Diva Mariah Carey knows what people are saying about her career and her public persona. It's a dichotomy, I understand, the 37-year-old Grammy winner tells Allure magazine. I understand that people think I am a ditzy moron. I've always had really low self...

Daniel Radcliffe's pack-a-day cigarette habit has become so apparent that his co-stars on the set of 'Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince' - have nicknamed the 18-year-old 'Harry Puffer. A source said: Daniel has been smoking up to 20 cigarettes a day....

The British judge who presided over the Paul McCartney Divorce case has called Heather Mills a lying sack of cow dung. Or words to that effect. Well, all right, what the judge actually said was that much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not jus...

Heather Mills apparently dumped water over the head of Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer yesterday during the court hearing that awarded Heather a ridiculous $48.6 million. Heather was adament about not having the full judgment published which it was and y...

Danielle Fishel (a.k.a. Topanga from Boy Meets World) went before a judge and bawled her eyes out for missing a court date in her DUI case. Apparently her calculated legal strategy worked and her probation was reinstated. Ah, sweet justice. TMZ reports: ...

Here's shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with ...