- Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson campaign for marriage equality by putting tape over their mouths. Is it because they're both women? I'm confused. [Pink is the New Blog] - Chastity Bono is getting a sex change operation. No!... ...read full story ...

When David Beckham strips down to his underwear, hundreds of people gather to watch. Thus, a sea of fans turned up to see the soccer star at the launch of his new Emporio Armani underwear advert Thursday in London....

Denise Richards: It's Complicated is back Sunday nights 10:30/9:30c on E! and Denise recorded an exclusive video for The Superficial which I may have looped the first 10 seconds of just to hear her say my name repeatedly. Nothing... ...read full story ...

Tom Cruise might have another mission impossible. A Paramount representative has confirmed to Access Hollywood that a fourth film in the franchise was in the planning stages....

Doug Reinhardt's rep released the following statement to TMZ regarding his recent breakup with Paris Hilton: Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.... ...read full stor...

I stand corrected. TMZ managed to snap some shots of Paris Hilton and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo making out at MyHouse last night: A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he... ...read full story ...

Here's 21-year-old British model/singer Chanelle Hayes relaxing in Puerto Banus today. I'm posting these pics because, with everyone getting a divorce and breaking up lately, I wanted you guys to know that my love for women in bikinis will... ...read full...

Here's Danny DeVito drunk off his ass during a morning show interview on the set of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I don't know why I'm posting this besides the fact I respect a man who gets drunk at... ...read full story ...

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People: In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain... ...read full story ...

Usher and his wife Tameka Raymond are hopping on the break-up bandwagon. Divorce papers were filed this morning, according to InTouch: The Grammy winner has been living apart from his wife for nearly a year after almost two years... ...read full story ...

- Kanye West and Amber Rose are no longer a couple. Gotta admit I like this current fad better than all that Twittering shit. Can all we finally admit, as a society, that that was super gay? [I'm Not... ...read full story ...

Carrie Prejean apparently learned she was stripped of her crown through the media and immediately went on the offensive. She claims the Miss California Organization wanted her to pose in Playboy and appear on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me... ...read full stor...

Megan Fox is allegedly stealing another franchise role. IGN reports that she's being considered for the reboot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Fox is being eyed to play the title role of Buffy Summers in the recently announced big-screen... ...read full stor...

Just 24 hours after breaking up with Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton continues her quest to unleash an itchy apocalypse upon the world by hooking up with Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo last night. The Sun reports: She was clearly... ...read full st...

According to People, Paris Hilton is single again. The starlet and former The Hills star Doug Reinhardt have called it quits. They have been dating since February....

David Beckham unveiled his new Armani ad on Oxford St. in London this morning, and I'd probably be enticed to buy these briefs if I was part of the target demographic. Sadly, for Armani, I'm not a gay sailor... ...read full story ...

Britney Spears and her agent Jason Trawick are officially dating, according to People: Confirming Internet rumors, a source tells PEOPLE that Spears, 27, is romantically involved with her agent, Jason Trawick. They are totally and definitely dating ...rea...

Apparently Jon Gosselin decided a great gift for Kate's birthday would be him sticking his penis in another woman's vagina (Deanna Hummel above) while clear across the country. Do you get a card with something like that? Just curious.... ...read full stor...

Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first child, according to E!'s Mark Malkin: Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together, she just told me. We are touched by the... ...read full story ...

Here's Megan Fox promoting the Transformers sequel in South Korea yesterday. If Dreamworks really wanted to score a publicity goldmine, they should've sent her into North Korea. Tell me Megan Fox couldn't have easily disarmed Kim Jong Il. I... ...read ful...

Here's British reality star Chantelle Houghton in France today. Honestly, I've never heard of this woman before, but believe it or not, I'm familiar with bikinis. No, really, I wouldn't lie to you. Unless we were married then it'd... ...read full story ...

Here's Kelly Brook and Riley Steele on the set of Piranha 3-D over the weekend. I've seen a lot of awesome shit on this site, but this is by far the most pure and amazing thing I'll ever witness... ...read full story ...

Heather Graham opted to go braless at the UK premiere of The Hangover today, and whoever said she has horrible, saggy breasts without a pushup bra owes her an apology. Also, they should probably kill themselves for bringing shame... ...read full story ...

- Adam Lambert is gay. If you didn't know that, congratulations, you have a bright future in multiple cat ownership to look forward to. [Just Jared] - Madonna is NOT adopting Mercy after all and false reports may have... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson is tired of waiting around for Kristen Stewart to dump her boyfriend, according to OK! Magazine: Robert is completely frustrated. If Kristen isn't interested in a serious relationship, she needs to tell him so he can move... ...read full ...

Due to continual breaches of her contract, Carrie Prejean was stripped of her crown as Miss California today. She'll be replaced by Miss Malibu Tami Farrell. FOX News reports: This was a business decision, based solely on contract violations,... ...read f...

Jessica Simpson paraded her large breasts around New York yesterday and what the-? Does anyone remember them having that many veins? Seriously, what's up that? They look like the head of one those aliens with the pulsating brain. If... ...read full story ...

Geri Halliwell (a.k.a. Ginger Spice) and her boyfriend Henry Beckwith jetted off to Italy for the weekend where it appears she became very concerned about her vagina. What thought could Geri have possibly had forcing her to check down... ...read full stor...

Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without... ...read full story ...

Here's Israeli actress Meital Dohan (Weeds) on vacation in St. Barts and underestimating Poseidon's unquenchable thirst for removing bikinis. Except I think she knew what happened because she posed like goddamn Wolverine going berserk in the fourth ...re...

- Kendra Wilkinson shares behind-the-scenes photos from her new reality show. In case there's any confusion, they include large, fake breasts. [Kendra Wilkinson] - Anne Hathaway must be like porn for dentists. [Lainey Gossip] - Lindsay Lohan is on. ...rea...

So Ashton Kutcher posted the following tweet yesterday in regards to David Carradine: Remind me to never asphyxiate myself while masterbating in bangkok. It just confused people. @Whoever this tweet was aimed at: Ashton just called and said Nevermi ...rea...

Miley Cyrus has ended her nine month relationship with 20-year-old model Justin Gaston, according to E! News: Speculation of trouble peaked yesterday when the two simultaneously twittered about tears and goodbyes. A source close to the couple says b ...re...

Madonna has convinced (Let's assume bribed.) three appeal judges in Malawi to allow her to adopt four-year-old Mercy, according to The Sun: A source there said yesterday: The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favour... ...read fu...

Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson engaged? The actress and her DJ best friend have sparked further rumours that they are lovers after the latter gave her friend a commitment ring. According to contactmusic.com, Ronson recently bought a Cartier diamond...

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli are taking a break. According to People, the actor was already spotted in New York over the weekend picking up chicks: He was standing at the bar in front of everyone talking to a... ...read full story ...

Heather Graham attended the Dublin premiere of The Hangover last night and apparently wanted to look like she just got out of a knife fight with Hayden Panettiere. I say this because the slash marks stop just short of... ...read full story ...

Heidi and Spencer's claims that they were tortured on the set of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! are being shot down by sources on the production team and producers themselves. Apparently the two have been nothing... ...read full story ...

While performing with Poison at the Tony Awards last night, Bret Michaels walked smack into a descending backdrop as the band exited the stage. -- Wait a minute. Why the hell is Poison performing at the Tony Awards? I... ...read full story ...

Disney star Selena Gomez has strongly denied that she is dating Twilight star Taylor Lautner, insisting she's sworn off dating other stars. He's one of my good friends, Gomez told Extra at the 20th Annual A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival to benefit th...

Here's Megan Fox at the World Premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in Tokyo last night. Do you think if I could change into a truck she'd make out with me? Because I kind of put all my... ...read full story ...

According to a new expose, Paris Hilton was essentially a stripper for high-rollers in Vegas at one point. NY Daily News reports: [Hilton] flew down to Vegas, Mark Ebner reports Elizabeth Jawhary as saying on HollywoodInterrupted.com. We partied ...read ...

When I first saw these topless photos of Britney Spears that just leaked online, my immediate reaction was FAKE. But then I realized they're outtakes from the set of her 2007 video Gimme More, and back then, she would've... ...read full story ...

Katy Perry attended the Capital Radio Summertime Ball in London last night wearing one of her trademark vintage outfits. has big breasts. That should cover it. Scope Out (12) Pics of Katy After the Jump Photos: Flynet, Getty... ...read full story ...

Seen here in London over the weekend, Britney Spears' dad Jamie runs things backstage with an iron fist and has prohibited anyone from drinking within eyesight of Britney. The Sun reports: Britney's family have issued the blanket ban on... ...read full st...

Kate Hudson's latest relationship with Alex A-Rod Rodriguez is starting to worry her mother Goldie Hawn, according to the Daily Mail: 'Goldie feels it's high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,' says... ...read full story ...

Welcome to Bullshit Island! Here's the latest Speidi-centered publicity stunt from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me out of Here!, and this time it involves tales of alleged torture and Heidi Montag being hospitalized after convulsive vomiting. I like every ...re...

Here's Kelly Carlson wearing a bikini on the set of Nip/Tuck. If this episode doesn't win 2,500 Emmys, I'm never watching TV again. (With the exception of Ice Road Truckers. I'm just a man, dammit!) Scope Out (20) Pics... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So, here's how this is going to go down: First, you're going to notice the surprising lack of... ...read full story ...

- Jessica Simpson has not eaten Tony Romo yet. Just keeping everybody updated. [Lainey Gossip] - Emilie de Ravin (LOST) is divorcing her husband just in time to star in a movie with Robert Pattinson. Hopefully they remember not... ...read full story ...