According to People, Chace Crawford, who plays hunky Nate Archibald on the CW teen drama Gossip Girl, is the hottest bachelor of the summer. The actor sat down with the magazine to talk about perfect dates, dating Carrie Underwood, made-up gay rumors with...

Here's Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don't really know who would want to look at Tori's nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren's penis and five billion of... ...read full story ...

Here's Katie Price on a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday for her upcoming calendar, and I'd like to thank whichever ancient civilization invented such an incredible organizational tool. I honestly couldn't tell you what month is, but now I... ...read full s...

- Robert Pattinson is straight, everyone. He was just joking/trying to make every teenage girl with the Internet kill herself so he can go to Starbucks without getting gang-raped. [ICYDK] - Taylor Swift is our nation's greatest country singer.... ...read ...

Here's soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you're wondering why he didn't go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably... ...read full story ...

TLC and, let's assume a willing Kate Gosselin, have whipped together a teaser for this Monday's extra-special episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight that we might as well call The Divorce Episode. Seriously, I don't know how else... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson was clipped by a cab this morning while filming in New York City. Before the hyperventilating starts, he's fine and yes, they're still making the other two movies. RadarOnline reports: The 23-year-old London-born actor had been insi ...re...

David Archuleta's asshole dad was busted for soliciting a prostitute at a Utah massage parlor in January, according to RadarOnline: A doctor who was renting a building for his practice had sublet some of the suites to what he... ...read full story ...

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are starting to get pissed with Jon and Kate Gosselin stealing all their precious press, and the two are doing everything they can to get back in the spotlight. Page Six reports: Lindsay and... ...read full story ...

Here's Britney Spears looking surprisingly good in London yesterday until you realize she just finished eating at McDonald's. Which is pretty much the dynamic I expected: Britney brings in the pile of tour dollars, and once a week, her... ...read full sto...

Morgan Freeman has allegedly been having a decade long near-incestuous affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'dena Hines. If you're doing the math, that means she was 17 at the start of their relationship which The National Enquirer claims ...re...

Here's Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren't important to me posing for famed photographer Terri Richardson for the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. They're pretty much all topless and/or naked, so this is probably the best thing... ...read full sto...

Like most religious parents, Kate Gosselin believes in spanking the everliving fuck out of her kids whenever they get out of line. So, with the paparazzi on her 24/7, one of these moments was bound to be photographed and... ...read full story ...

These are more shots of Audrina Patridge in Cabo this week, and I have to admit, she's my favorite Hills star. She doesn't talk much. She doesn't really do much. But you can always count on her to wear... ...read full story ...

- Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed making this the last time I type her name again. [I'm Not Obsessed] - Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have sex in their friends' bathrooms during dinner parties. What is... ...read full story ...

Following her split with cheater Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton was spotted spending a whole night at a Los Angeles nightclub last week making out with soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo. And recently she has spoken out for the first time about her new relatio...

Samantha Ronson kicked Lindsay Lohan to the curb again. But this time it's all the fault of Nicole Richie and her hatred of all things firecrotched. E! News reports: Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as... ...read full story ...

Here's Tori Spelling on vacation with her husband Dean McDermott in Hawaii, and after looking at these, I'm convinced she not only killed Aaron Spelling, but continues to haunt him in the afterlife. However, on a brighter note, Tori... ...read full story ...

Billy Joel and his third wife 27-year-old Katie Lee are calling it quits, according to NY Daily News: After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate, reps for the pair said in a joint... ...read full story ...

When Heidi Montag received the offer to do Playboy, you'd figure she'd take it up with a moral authority like, oh I dunno, that Jesus fellow she always talks about. Instead she called Kim Kardashian which is close. But... ...read full story ...

Bruce Willis and his new wife Emma Heming pose for an S&M-themed photo shoot in the latest issue of W. I don't really know what this says about them as a couple, but it's an eerily accurate portrayal of... ...read full story ...

Following in the footsteps of her older brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt will do anything for the cover of Us Weekly. Even if it includes claiming the entire cast of The Hills caused her to skip the gym and go... ...read full story ...

- Paris Hilton's reality show My New BFF is up for a Teen Choice Award. -- We're never going to live like Star Trek are we? Sonofabitch... [PopSugar] - Chris Brown brought a Rihanna lookalike to last night's NBA... ...read full story ...

Here's Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls in Hawaii over the weekend, and I love how in shape this woman is yet still has some padding in the back. It's like she was carved by Michelangelo out of Kim... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan posted a topless pic on Twitter last night out of boredom. The shot's from the set of her surprisingly non-career-ending Fornarina commercial, and for some reason she really wanted Perez Hilton and Ben Lyons to see it:... ...read full story ...

When did Al Roker become a goddamn badass? This morning on Today he defended yesterday's verbal bitchslapping of Heidi and Spencer, E! News reports: During a recap on this morning's episode, Meredith Vieira showed a clip of yesterday's much-discusse ...re...

Lindsay Lohan is being questioned by police after $500,000 in jewelry went missing from her latest photo shoot with Elle, according to BBC News: The necklace and diamond earrings were loaned to Elle magazine by fashion house Dior for... ...read full story...

Britney Spears was allowed in public again today and took her kids to the London Zoo. Of course, there's really no cause for concern considering England is an island and therefore easily quarantined. Back me up, Pentagon, and don't... ...read full story ...

Megan Fox continues to invade foreign countries with her hotness, and apparently there's been some ridiculous talk about her having a clubbed thumb. Let me ask you something: Will this thumb magically sprout wings and bat my penis away... ...read full sto...

A&E has confirmed it will not renew Patrick Swayze's Chicago-set police drama The Beast for a second season. The series, which premiered in January, starred Swayze as Charles Barker, a rogue undercover FBI agent teamed up with rookie Ellis Dove ( Travis F...

A gorilla shirt? Are you kidding me? After I just cleaned up the comments? Sonofabitch. Photos: Splash News... ...read full story ...

Amidst a media shitstorm, David Letterman officially apologized/caved to Sarah Palin last night for a joke he made about Bristol that was misinterpreted to be about the governor's 14-year-old daughter Willow. The AP reports: On his CBS' Late Show. ...read...

Britney Spears did some shopping in London this morning and, trust me, no one is more surprised than I am to see her wearing panties. It's completely unnatural. Sort of like seeing a dog driving a car. But without... ...read full story ...

Here's Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo with her latest boyfriend Corey Bohan, and seriously, is this woman ever single? I know the answer is Shut up and look at her breasts, but-- actually, that does cover everything I... ...read full story ...

Malawi's Supreme Court approved on Friday Madonna's application to adopt a second child from the country, overturning a lower court ruling. James Kambewa, the father of 4-year-old Mercy James, the Malawian girl being adopted by the U.S. pop diva, original...

Heidi and Spencer appeared on Today this morning expecting a happy little interview, but instead were completely sandbagged by Al Roker who basically painted them as the fake, self-entitled brats they really are prompting them to go crying to... ...read f...

Not one to be topped by the likes of Heather Graham, Megan Fox went braless yesterday for the German premiere of Transformers. Jesus. At this rate, she better do something insanely awesome for all of us here in the... ...read full story ...

So the stereotype about dating religious chicks is true... To the convent! Photos: Splash News... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson was spotted filming his new movie Remember Me in New York this morning. I'm assuming at this point the film doesn't even need a plot, and Rob's script simply reads Make all those vampire faces from that... ...read full story ...

Rob Drydek of MTV's Rob & Big got completely shitfaced with John Mayer Saturday night and ended up getting his stomach pumped. Of course, like any good friend/Twitter addict, John tweeted about it: In triage at Cedars with @robdyrdek.... ...read full stor...

So, a sex tape supposedly featuring Rihanna was just sent my way. It looks suspiciously like the nude photos from a month ago which is why I'm 90% positive it's not her. Also, I'm pretty sure Rihanna wouldn't go... ...read full story ...

As Guillermo del Toro continues his work on The Hobbit, the busy director has confirmed that the movie will have some familiar faces. Lord of the Rings trilogy actors Andy Serkis (Gollum), Ian McKellen (Gandalf) and Hugo Weaving (Elrond) will all reprise ...

Because I don't watch any Housewives show that doesn't feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this... ...read full story ...

This information puts a lot of things in perspective. Doug Reinhardt has been helping himself to Paris Hilton's credit card, and shortly before their breakup, her accountants gave her the heads up. The Chicago Sun-Times reports: According to reliabl ...re...

Gisele Bundchen may have denied reports that she's pregnant, but these pics taken in New York yesterday suggest otherwise. Of course, the only real way to know is by me conducting a pelvic exam, and listen, I'm not going... ...read full story ...

Had I known Heidi Montag was going to pose in her bikini in Costa Rica yesterday I probably would've laid off the bikini shots while posting about her lame as all hell Playboy shoot. But these are trials of... ...read full story ...

Ryan Reynolds who made his debut as sword-wielding mercenary Wade Wilson/Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, has been gushing about the planned spin-off Deadpool movie, one of the several big screen projects floating around in the X-Men universe. Curre...

Kate Gosselin spent her 10th wedding anniversary alone on Friday which seems perfectly healthy to me. If I ever stay married to someone for 10 years, I'd hope they'd be cool enough to let me spend our anniversary getting... ...read full story ...

Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is officially the most pointless thing in the world, according to TMZ: Heidi said although she exposed a lot of skin during the shoot, she still covered up the bull's-eyes on her moneymakers. She... ...read full stor...

Jennifer Aniston apparently set her cleavage to Fuck You, John Mayer last night at the Women in Film Crystal & Lucy Awards because, for the first time in a long time, I'm looking at her without feeling like my... ...read full story ...