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Paris Hilton Does a Face Plant in Prague

2008-04-01

The latest photos online show Paris Hilton and her current beau Benji Madden running away from the paps but the reason it's even newsworthy is that she trips over her size 11 feet a step and busts up her chin when she face plants on the floor. No, that's ...

 

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Feuding Over Their Fortune

2008-04-01

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are embroiled in a fight over their $100 million dollar empire. The twins seemed to be joined at the hip during their childhood and teen years but now they apparently don't get along, and they've been feuding over business and r...

 

Mr. T should be in The Bible

2008-04-01

This post is not an April Fool's Joke. Apparently Mr. T once brought a boy out of a coma. I, for one, never doubted T's ability to make Death piss its pants. For you unbelievers out there, Mr. T shared his story in the latest issue of Empire. I present t...

 

Jennifer Lopez shows her face in public

2008-04-01

Jennifer Lopez ventured out in public last night for the second time after giving birth to twins a few weeks ago. She attended the New York City premiere of the Rolling Stones' film Shine a Light. Marc Anthony came with her but was too busy pretending he...

 

Amy Winehouse looks good? *head explodes*

2008-04-01

Amy Winehouse seems to have kicked her mutant case of impetigo and looks surprisingly decent in these pics taken yesterday. I actually don't hate my eyes right now. At least until the shots of her saying good-bye. If that wink was aimed at me, I'd tear o...

 

Madonna has two tickets to the gun show

2008-04-01

If you're like me, you lie awake at night wondering if Madonna's arms are still continuing their trek to becoming emaciated pythons of doom. Look no further, friend. To be honest, I'm glad she's on our side. If danger ever sets foot in America, I know Ma...

 

Richie Sambora should probably not talk

2008-04-01

Richie Sambora thanked all his fans and friends at a concert in Denver last night for supporting him and his dumb-as-fuck decision to drunkenly drive his Hummer all over the road with his daughter in the front seat. He couldn't get through these difficul...

 

Janice Dickinson, holy crap, that's gotta stop

2008-03-31

Dearest Jan-Jan, Before we begin, I'd like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus' cup in t...

 

Donald Trump solicited Ashley Dupre - for TV, HA! Fooled you!

2008-03-31

Ashley Alexandra Dupre's business is booming. But this time not in her pantalones. Donald Trump has made an offer to Ashley for her to appear on a new untitled reality show set to air on MTV, according to People: Based on a British show called Ladette to...

 

Paris Hilton eats it in Prague

2008-03-31

Paris Hilton busted up her chin over the weekend as she was leaving a music store in Prague. She was fleeing the paparazzi when she tripped over a step and landed face first into the ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris' boyfriend Benji Madd...

 

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2008-03-31

New celebrity Denise Faye was added!

 

Anna Nicole Smith's Son Died of Accidental Drug Overdose, Says Jury

2008-03-31

Anna Nicole Smith's son died from an accidental drug overdose, a Bahamas jury has ruled. The jury deliberated for less than two hours before recommending no criminal charges in the death of 20-year-old Daniel Smith. Daniel died in September, 2006 after t...

 

Dina Lohan is a sack of stupid

2008-03-31

Dina Lohan started filming her new reality show Living Lohan and would have us believe her daily schedule consists of interrupting dance classes in the middle of Harlem. Riight. She, of course, does this while towing around her 14-year-old daughter Ali a...

 

Jordin Sparks Confesses Cowell Crush

2008-03-31

Jordin Sparks has confessed she used to have a crush on American Idol's razor-tongued judge Simon Cowell. The talent show songstress, who won the sixth season of Idol, said: I think there was a time when I had a crush on Simon, but it was when I used to ...

 

Kevin Federline still loves Britney

2008-03-31

Kevin Federline still has feelings for his vagina-flashing ex-wife Britney Spears. Could there be a reunion in the works? And, God help us all, another offspring down the line? Showbiz Spy reports: I still love Britney. She's the mother of my children, F...

 

Rikki Rockett arrested for rape

2008-03-31

Rikki Rockett, drummer for Poison, was arrested on rape charges for an incident that occurred in September at the Silver Star Casino in Mississippi. Rikki is out of jail and awaiting a district attorney's decision to see if the case will go before a gran...

 

Mariah Carey Thinks She's Peter Pan

2008-03-31

Mariah Carey has revealed she doesn't celebrate her birthday, as she hates the thought of getting older. The 'Touch My Body' songstress, 37, says she has anniversaries instead. I'm eternally 12. And that 12-year-old inside me is an eternal optimist. Hone...

 

Daddy Spears Wants Britney to Ditch Pop for Acting

2008-03-31

Britney Spears' dad wants his superstar daughter to ditch her pop career to become an actress, according to reports. Jamie Spears, who is currently conservator of Britney's estate, is looking into acting opportunities for the pop tart following her succe...

 

Fugees' Wyclef Jean Urges Haitians to Give Up Crime

2008-03-31

Fugees star Wyclef Jean [pictured left] has recorded a radio message urging people in his native Haiti to give up crime. If you love Wyclef that means you love Haiti, the rapper, 35, says in an advert for local radio stations. So you should not be raping...

 

A Love Child By Heath Ledger?

2008-03-31

Was Heath Ledger was a father at 17? News out of Australia is that Ledger may have left behind 11-year-old daughter in addition to the baby he had with Michelle Williams. Ledger's uncle, Haydn Ledger, says Heath had a brief affair when he was a 17-year-ol...

 

Madonna: 'Paparazzi Inflicts Cruelty on Britney'

2008-03-31

Madonna has compared Britney Spears' hounding by the paparazzi to people inflicting cruelty and pain on each other in Africa. The pop queen made the outburst to 'Vanity Fair' magazine, saying she finds Spears' situation very painful....

 

Sophie Monk is all kinds of leggy

2008-03-31

I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I'm not going to get into specifics but, it's because she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She's looking pretty damn hot while shopping in LA over the w...

 

Madonna Sees Herself as a Young Ingrid Bergman

2008-03-31

Rumor has it that Madonna is serious about doing a remake of Casablanca - only updated to modern day Baghdad - and casting herself in the role of Ilsa played by the great screen legend Ingrid Bergman who was in her 20s when she filmed the classic. Imagine...

 

Heath Ledger might have another kid out there

2008-03-31

Surprise! Heath Ledger might have fathered a love child. His uncle broke the news to The Daily Telegraph which will undoubtedly make the estate bickering even more of a fucking fiasco: Ledger was a 17-year-old schoolboy when he had an affair with an olde...

 

Amy Winehouse's 'Darker' New Album

2008-03-30

Amy Winehouse fans can expect a dark album from the soul songstress, friends have revealed. Sources close to Winehouse say the follow-up to 'Back to Black' will be filled with songs about death and which reflect her depression. Her next album is darker t...

 

Kate Beckinsale Won't Go Naked

2008-03-30

Bad news for men everywhere. Kate Beckinsale has vowed to strip on screen for future film roles, as she doesn't want to embarrass her daughter. My mum was an actress, and she did a nude scene on television when I was about 9 or 10, and the crisis I had w...

 

Members area was updated

2008-03-28

New celebrity Alice Taglioni was added!

 

George Clooney's girlfriend parties her face off

2008-03-28

George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson looks prim and proper on the red carpet, but these pics that surfaced of her go-go dancer days in Vegas say otherwise. Taken just before she met the Clooney in July, these photos show Sarah getting her drunk on in...

 

Lindsay Lohan To Put Her Drug & Alcohol Experience to Good Use

2008-03-28

The bad news is, Lindsay Lohan has been cast in a new Charles Manson Family movie. The good news is, she'll be playing a drugged up, strung-out, acid-dropping, psychedelic hippie chick runaway who is easily manipulated to do bad things and later doesn't r...

 

Bored With Britney: Is Miley Cyrus The Next Trainwreck?

2008-03-28

Ever since Britney Spears lowered herself to the firey depths of hell by crossing over and dating one of their own, the paparazzi have lost interest in the troubled pop tart. Is the Britney Era officially over? Suspecting that her days of flashing her co...

 

Hulk Hogan dates Brooke look-alike

2008-03-28

Hulk Hogan was spotted last night in Hollywood with a young man-chinned woman with implants. Naturally, everyone thought it was Brooke. But it was the Hulkster's date. Yikes! It's an honest mistake really. I mean, If it looks like a duck and has fake tit...

 

Kate Bosworth is my kind of actress

2008-03-28

Kate Bosworth knows how to tackle tough scenes - with gallons upon gallons of booze. As if chasing after my own heart, Kate talked to People about how she handled her love scene with Jim Sturgess in their new movie 21: We were both so drunk, the Superman...

 

Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O'Day? Okay, sure

2008-03-28

Let's say you're Aubrey O'Day (yellow dress) of Danity Kane. You've got a hit CD and a huge performance last night at Opera Nightclub in Hollywood. Who do you show up with? She figured How do you lose with Jenna Jameson? Makes sense in a retarded sort of...

 

Britney Spears has been replaced

2008-03-27

The Britney Spears media juggernaut has finally come to a screeching halt. The paps have moved on to a new target who would land us all in jail if she flashed her hoo-ha. The NY Daily News reports: Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen cove...

 

Mariah Carey: From stamps to 'The Hills'

2008-03-27

These are shots of Mariah Carey looking banging as she leaves Gotham Hall in New York City after performing on last night's The Hills. Just months ago she was unveiling the new Jury Duty postage stamp and now she's on The Hills. I think it's time for Mar...

 

Amy Wino Gives Vodka, Crack and Heroin a Bad Name

2008-03-27

Over on the island of scones and jam and clotted cream, Amy Winehouse has developed a liking for snorting vodka - among the many vices she likes to shove up her over-worked nose. Why ever would she give up smoking crack? Look what it's done for her looks!...

 

Heidi Montag needs look-alikes for fashion show

2008-03-27

Heidi Montag is launching her new fashion line. It's called Heidiwood (Not even touching that.) and will debut next month. In the meantime, Heidi needs nine girls that look like her to help model the clothes. Although, judging by Heidi's chin, dudes are ...

 

Richie Sambora is in a whole mess of crap

2008-03-27

Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI and is now staring down the barrel of charges for child endangerment since he brilliantly decided to drive drunk with his 10-year-old daughter Ava in the car. Also in the car was another minor and an unidentified woman...

 

Hey, Richie Sambora: You're Going Back to Rehab!

2008-03-27

Rocker Richie Sambora - who was busted for DUI in Laguna Beach, CA, on Tuesday - is now facing charges of child endangerment since he was not only shit-faced and behind the wheel, he was driving with kids in his car. His daughter Ava, 10, was in the car ...

 

Janice Dickinson escapes her tomb, gets manicure

2008-03-27

Janice Dickinson risked life and emaciated limb yesterday by venturing out into the daylight (Nosferatu's natural enemy) to get a a manicure at a Bevery Hills nail spa. For those of you wondering what's in Janice's cleavage, it's her cell phone. Where do...

 

Simona Fusco, so, uh, wow, you just pull em out like that often?

2008-03-27

Simona Fusco Stratten apparently decided to air off her boobs while vacationing in Hawaii. Clearly those things were burning up because, damn, I'm sorry Kim Kardashian lovers, but there is all kinds of things right with this woman. And not because Simona...

 

Members area was updated

2008-03-26

New celebrity Kristin Davis was added!

 

Britney Spears Didn't Suck on 'How I Met Your Mother'

2008-03-26

Troubled star Britney Spears finally did herself proud with her guest star appearance on How I Met Your Mother on TV Monday night. It's being reported by the National Enquirer that there were some problems rehearsing her scenes with the other stars though...

 

Ali Lohan: Already a Mess of Insecurity at 15

2008-03-26

She's just turned 15, but newly cosmetically enhanced Ali Lohan has already had gone to the trout pout look on her lips. Lindsay's little sister will soon be starring in her mom Dina's reality show in pursuit of stardom - by adopting a look that makes her...

 

Chef Paul Prudhomme: 'It's just a flesh wound'

2008-03-26

Famous New Orleans chef and TV personality Paul Prudhomme took a bullet to the arm at a golf course and kept cooking like it ain't no thing. One time I burnt my hand on the toaster making Pop Tarts and hid under my bed for a week. This man is hardcore. T...

 

UPDATE: Richie Sambora gets DUI (No steel horse found)

2008-03-26

Richie Sambora, of Bon Jovi fame, was picked up last night for DUI by Laguna Beach police, according to TMZ: Cops say they observed him driving erratically in a black Hummer and pulled him over. He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained fo...

 

Priscilla Presley got what she paid for - in the face

2008-03-26

Priscilla Presley's face has left many plastic surgeons scratching their heads and saying Wow, what a fucking idiot. Priscilla was the target of a scam artist a few years back who charged women $300 - $500 for a supposed miracle facial injection. But ins...

 

Robin Williams' wife files for divorce

2008-03-26

Robin William's wife of 19 years, Marcia Garces Williams, filed for divorce last week citing irreconcilable differences. That's lawyer talk for, if she heard one more white rapper impersonation, she was going to circumcise Robin with a toaster oven. Ok! ...

 

Spencer Pratt has an advice column? How the hell...

2008-03-26

The brainiacs at Radar Online have decided to give Spencer Pratt his own advice column that will run every Tuesday. It's entitled Yo Spencer. If your head didn't just explode in sheer rage, here's an excerpt from his latest column where Spencer talks abo...

 

Ashlee Simpson wears a bikini

2008-03-26

The Sun posted these pics of Ashlee Simpson wearing a bikini in Jamaica while vacationing with Pete Wentz. I can't tell if she's rocking some implants but, if she is, they were probably installed at birth and confirm my long held theory about Joe Simpson...

 
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