Kim Kardashian somehow scored an invite to Jessica Alba's baby shower over the weekend. So what lavish gift did Kim bring? Why it's shit from her own store Smooch! Wow, Kim, really? You shouldn't have gone so far out of your way. I mean, are you sure you...

Patricia Heaton - she's the actress who played Ray Romano's wife on 'Everybody loves Raymond' - must have been having a bad day when she was asked by an autograph hound to sign a coupla photos outside of club Avalon. Well, she took the fan photos and crum...

Jensen Ackles is going from 'Supernatural' on the small tube to slasher on the big screen. The star is said to be in final negotiations to star in Lionsgate's horror/slasher remake of My Bloody Valentine 3-D. ...

Beyoncé Knowles and Jay-Z finally tied the knot on Friday, according to a report by People.com. It happened earlier this evening, a friend of the couple said on Friday night. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair — close friends and family. The c...

George Clooney, a giant in his own mind and much beloved by powerful people in Hollywood, launched another bomb over the weekend. Leatherheads made $13.5 million on its opening weekend which is considered a small take for a $60 million picture. Despite be...

Unless you drank yourself into a coma on Friday and are therefore my new Messiah, you probably heard the reports of Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles allegedly having a secret wedding. While no one has confirmed the marriage, Mary J. Blige let the cat out of the...

Heidi Montag squeezed her fake tits into the political arena last week by endorsing Senator John McCain. Since then the folks over at Radar Online have made a startling discovery: Heidi isn't registered to vote: At least not according to voter registrati...

Jamie Lynn Spears is no longer a pregnant 16-year-old. She's now a pregnant 17-year-old. Britney's fertile sibling spent her birthday with boyfriend Casey Aldridge at Ruby Tuesday on Saturday. Meanwhile, Jamie Lynn's entire family ditched her to go out t...

George Clooney received an anonymous phone call at home telling him to curb his girlfriend Sarah Larson. The voice on the line said Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry! Clooney and his chin didn't take we...

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Current Miss England Georgia Horsley launched the new Aquaclara Official Miss England bikini today. (Hint: you put your boobs in it.) Much like her British ancestor's before her, Georgia is causing a revolution in my pants. *looks down* What the- is that...

Usually it takes a shoe bomb or a nail file to get airport workers all riled up. But Naomi Campbell - just by being the outta control, phone-throwing, maid-attacking, rage-aholic Naomi Campbell - managed to get tossed off an airplane for spittle assault. ...

It kind of came out of nowhere, rapper Lil Jon says of the Little Jonathan Winery which is now producing his new label of wines. We were just going to do some private label stuff (for parties) and we did it, and people was like, `Hey, it's pretty nice.' T...

Bobby Brown says it's his his ex-wife Whitney Houston's fault for getting him hooked on hard drugs and he says that she only married him to stop rumors that she was having a bisexual affair with an assistant. He writes in his autobiography. I think we go...

I almost didn't post these bikini pics because, at first, I thought another one of those hairless chipmunks got loose in Miami again. True, the butt looks nice, but is this site ready for that kind of action? Fortunately, my impressive ass-recognition sk...

Lil Jon may be the greatest mind of our generation. The mad scientist is throwing caution to the wind and daring to combine crunk and classy. How is that even possible, you ask? By starting his own wine label: Little Jonathan Winery. POW! The AP reports:...

New couple Marla Maples and Andy Baldwin took a page from the Heidi and Spencer book and posed for pictures on Laguna Beach. You might recognize Andy from ABC's The Bachelor: Officer and a Gentleman and Marla from, well, Donald Trump's bedroom. It should...

The New Kids on the Block appeared on The Today Show this morning to a horde of screaming fans. Half of which weren't even born when they used to be popular. But, it's official, NKOTB is back, baby! What surprises me the most is seeing Donnie Wahlberg t...

Hulk Hogan took his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel to Miami beach for some R&R. You may remember her from last week when everyone thought she was Brooke Hogan. However, without her make-up on she looks more like Meryl Streep's twin sister - who loves s...

Mena Suvari (American Beauty) is enjoying a vacation in Miami with her boyfriend Simone Sestito (Eh?). I'm puzzled as just to where in the hell Mena got that ass from. I thought she was a midget. Does she live under power lines or something? Or, no, I go...

These are modeling shots of a 16-year-old Angelina Jolie from the latest issue of InTouch. She really hasn't changed much which makes me think I need to get to work on a time machine. Jeez, relax! I'll go back to when she's 18. You guys really need to ge...

With last fall's box-office flop Lions for Lambs hanging over his head, the buzz is that Tom Cruise's $100 million film 'Valkyrie' is looking to be slaughtered at the box office as well. In the film he plays Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, a real-life Wehrm...

Bobby Brown is releasing a tell-all book in which he alleges that Whitney Houston is the one who pushed him into a life of drugs. Bobby was a weed man until marrying the superstar. Then it was crack city, according to Page Six: I never used cocaine until...

John McCain is seriously, I can't fucking believe it, actually running with the Heidi Montag endorsement. Clearly he's never seen The Hills despite exclusively telling Time's Swampland Blog yesterday that he never misses an episode. To prove my point, Mc...

Naomi Campbell is on the attack again. This time with her saliva while being arrested at Heathrow Airport. She allegedly spat on a cop after an argument over her luggage, according to The Sun: Naomi first kicked off in BA's first class lounge after being...

Mariah Carey's latest single Touch My Body just went #1 on the Billboard Singles Chart. This is the 18th single to hit the top spot for Mariah and puts her ahead of Elvis. She's now only second to The Beatles. But still nowhere near as good as my favorit...

Heath Ledger's uncle broke the news that Heath had an affair with an older woman and she was pregnant shortly after they broke things off. The media has caught up with the woman and her new husband. He says Heath is not the father, but she provides some ...

The song Touch My Body has reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100, making it Mariah Carey's 18th number one single and eclipsing the record of 17 of the King, Elvis Presley. This despite the fact that the video for Touch My Body sucks major ass and i...

When the brakes failed on Jerry Seinfeld's vintage 1967 Fiat BTM on Saturday in East Hampton, NY, the comedian swerved to keep the car from careening into an intersection. The maneuver caused the car to roll over and come to a stop just yards from a highw...

Britney Spears is reuniting with her old manager Larry Rudolph who believes Britney is finally getting her ducks in a row - and this time not eating them. Larry spoke to Ryan Seacrest this morning about being welcomed back into the Spears fold. People re...

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Gisele Bundchen poses for a photo shoot in Malibu with fashion photographer Mario Testino. (Hehe. Testino.) I used to think I had the greatest job in the world until I saw this crew-member diligently working to make sure Gisele's ass looks magnifico. Tru...

Katie Holmes has successfully completed Phase 2 of Operation: Creepily Look like My Husband. Maybe Tom Cruise will have sex with his wife now that she's practically a taller version of himse- no, wait. Her vagina. Shit. Nevermind... Pho...

Dane Cook was crowned The Unfunniest Comic yesterday in his hometown of Boston. On a radio contest, he beat out stiff competition which included Jay Leno, Carlos Mencia, Paula Poundstone and Jeff Foxworthy. One could say he put the kibosh on them. Eh? I ...

Hardly a breath after Slash got done telling us he is the last of the great rock guitarists and everybody else sucks (except Jack White), he's also gone and fired the Nazi uniform wearing douchebag Scott Weiland from Velvet Revolver....

Ivanka Trump the 26-year-old daughter of Donald and Ivana Trump is back on the market. And unlike another certain heiress we know, Ivanka is STD-free and runs her own mortgage empire. (Read: She'll buy you a Wii.) Page Six reports: We noticed Trump - who...

Christina Ricci, like most of the civilized world, wants Jessica Biel's butt and she's shouting it from the rooftops. Or People Magazine, if you want to argue over semantics: I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?' the actress – who ...

At long last Heidi Montag has endorsed a candidate for president. Us Weekly has the exclusive news on who America's phoniest belle wants to lead our country to greatness: I'm a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience, she explains. What Pratt, 24, ...

On Monday I reported that Kevin Federline is still in love with Britney. Well, it turns out the two saw each other over Easter and are in talks for a getaway to rekindle their romance. Now would be a good time to buy Cheetos stock.Star reports: And that ...

JESUS! That ain't right. Janice Dickinson really needs to knock this shit off. Yeah, when you're old you should be able to do whatever the hell you want because, let's face it, death is stealing your pills. (Or in Janice's case, crying in a sandy Port-a-...

The reclusive Jamie Lynn Spears brought her prego-belly into the open yesterday. It appears she's having a girl judging by the pink baby saucer. Another female Spears? Hello, job security! Also, Jamie Lynn is sporting an engagement ring which means the r...

Cameron Diaz is enjoying the single life and isn't sulking over the loss of Justin Timberlake. In fact, she's all about the dudes and basically admits to Us Magazine that's she a barrel of insane to date: I like boys — a lot. I'm boy crazy. That hasn't...

The latest photos online show Paris Hilton and her current beau Benji Madden running away from the paps but the reason it's even newsworthy is that she trips over her size 11 feet a step and busts up her chin when she face plants on the floor. No, that's ...

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are embroiled in a fight over their $100 million dollar empire. The twins seemed to be joined at the hip during their childhood and teen years but now they apparently don't get along, and they've been feuding over business and r...

This post is not an April Fool's Joke. Apparently Mr. T once brought a boy out of a coma. I, for one, never doubted T's ability to make Death piss its pants. For you unbelievers out there, Mr. T shared his story in the latest issue of Empire. I present t...

Jennifer Lopez ventured out in public last night for the second time after giving birth to twins a few weeks ago. She attended the New York City premiere of the Rolling Stones' film Shine a Light. Marc Anthony came with her but was too busy pretending he...

Amy Winehouse seems to have kicked her mutant case of impetigo and looks surprisingly decent in these pics taken yesterday. I actually don't hate my eyes right now. At least until the shots of her saying good-bye. If that wink was aimed at me, I'd tear o...

If you're like me, you lie awake at night wondering if Madonna's arms are still continuing their trek to becoming emaciated pythons of doom. Look no further, friend. To be honest, I'm glad she's on our side. If danger ever sets foot in America, I know Ma...

Richie Sambora thanked all his fans and friends at a concert in Denver last night for supporting him and his dumb-as-fuck decision to drunkenly drive his Hummer all over the road with his daughter in the front seat. He couldn't get through these difficul...

Dearest Jan-Jan, Before we begin, I'd like to commend you on your efforts entertaining our troops during the Second World War. At the ripe young age of 40, you gave our boys something to live for as they fought to stop Hitler from finding Jesus' cup in t...