Leave it to Paris Hilton to cause an international incident because she thinks everyone needs to see how hot she is in a bikini. Frankly, I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner. The Mirror reports: TV producers had banned the... ...read full story ...

Because irony doesn't care where you stick your penis, Perez Hilton has officially pissed off the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) who aren't pleased by his decision to call Will.I.am a fucking faggot during an altercation Sunday. ...read...

Lily Allen wore a blonde wig while dining at Nobu last night in London and also a see-through top, so don't act like you don't have time to squint to see some nipples. It's Tuesday which means you've already... ...read full story ...

While Megan Fox flaunted her stupid awesome breasts during the international tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, she apparently decided to shit all over the American flag by wearing some sort of toga at the LA premiere last... ...read full story...

After spending his golden years battling foreclosure on his home, TV legend Ed McMahon died early this morning at 86, according to the AP: McMahon died shortly after midnight at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center surrounded by his wife,... ...read full sto...

After fifteen years in the acting industry, 36-year-old actress Cameron Diaz was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Monday. The actress attributed her successful career to the eternal love [her parents] shared. It was what has given me t...

A legend will return this fall. It has been four years since Barbra Streisand's last studio album, Guilty Pleasures. And now she has joined forces with Canadian jazz singer-pianist Diana Krall on her new album, Love Is the Answer. The album is set for rel...

Here's Denise Richards in Maui with her kids this morning. Anyone else get the feeling her daughters live in perpetual fear of getting doused with hot coffee because mommy can't focus on the camera and hold a cup at... ...read full story ...

Nick Cannon will host tonight's premiere of America's Got Talent at 9/8c on NBC. I guess listening to Mariah Carey sing in the shower qualifies a man to judge music these days. Although, I should probably test that theory.... ...read full story ...

In a move that had to piss off TLC producers, Kate Gosselin was the one who filed divorce papers yesterday before the airing of the Big Announcement episode. This puts Jon in a shitty situation because basically here's how... ...read full story ...

- Jessica Simpson's new reality show gets the green light. Because it's been far too long since America was reminded why she's our dumbest, breastiest treasure. [I'm Not Obsessed] - Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal wear matching outfits. Wow,.. ...re...

Proving he can go five minutes without masturbating, David Duchovny and Tea Leoni took their kids to the beach in Malibu yesterday. Is anyone else freaked out by Tea's physique? It almost seems to fluctuate from feminine to She-Hulk... ...read full story ...

Dear HyptroniQ Music, Today you sent me a video of the RIHANNA FULL SEX TAPE that you claim is NOT lavish styles !! look at it when, let's be frank, it's definitely Lavish Styles. That said, I applaud your... ...read full story ...

Seen here after the alleged assault, Perez Hilton's altercation with Will.I. am last night was apparently caught on tape and you can audibly hear Perez call Will.I.am a fucking faggot. TMZ has the play-by-play: The footage begins in the... ...read full st...

Chris Brown avoided jail time today after pleading guilty to the felony assault of Rihanna on February 8. She was at the courthouse to testify if the plea deal wasn't accepted. CNN reports: Under terms of the agreement, Brown... ...read full story ...

Here's Mike Myers Sacha Baron Cohen at a photocall for Bruno in Berlin. The only thing missing from these pictures is a T-shirt with the word poop on it which would've been absolutely hilarious provided I traveled back in... ...read full story ...

Apparently Jon and Kate Gosselin couldn't even wait for tonight's episode to air and filed divorce papers this afternoon, according to People: Documents to initiate a legal split were filed at the Bucks County Courthouse in Doylestown, Penn., Monday ...re...

Probably some eyebrows were raised when Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest were reportedly spotted out together in Hollywood on Thursday night (June 18), but now, the American Idol host has explained why. Lohan is teaming up with the TV personality for a big...

Matthew McConaughey has knocked up his girlfriend Camila Alves again. He revealed the news in a Father's Day message on his website: Happy Father's Day. It's my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been... ...read full story ...

Jon Gosselin spent Father's Day hanging out at his Reading home with his eight kids and absolutely no clue where his wife Kate was. This put him in such a good mood, he put aside his usual shyness and... ...read full story ...

Perez Hilton was allegedly assaulted last night while partying after the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. He claims Will.I.am of the Black Eyed Peas was the one who hit him, and instead of calling the police, Perez started tweeting... ...read full story...

For some reason Tila Tequila was invited to VH1's Save the Music event at MyHouse Thursday night. Because when I think about the musical education of our nation's children, I think about a midget flashing her fake breasts at... ...read full story ...

Here's Anna Faris and her new husband Chris Pratt in Maui where the they eloped this weekend. Yeah, these two are not only together but married. I swear I will spend every minute of every day trying to win... ...read full story ...

Here's Shauna Sand in Miami realizing she has to up the ante to keep the paparazzi focused on her because, seriously, who the fuck is she? Also, the occasional nip slip and non-stop wearing of bikinis is getting predictable... ...read full story ...

Within a week of the Malawi appeals court's decision, Madonna has already absconded with three-year-old Mercy to London, according to the AP: The airport employee, speaking on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the matte ...re...

Turns out Paris Hilton's family was never really a fan of Doug Reinhardt and thought he was riding her coattails. Somebody should probably tell them those draggy things aren't her coattails. E! News reports: I think Paris needs to... ...read full story ...

Were you wondering if Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus are back together? Well, Nick's brother, Joe, has apparently confirmed the news on Larry King Live on Thursday in response to a question from Larry. After being asked if he had a girlfriend, the teen star s...

- Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper had a conveniently photographed date last night. Somewhere Angelina is still not giving a shit. [Lainey Gossip] - Ricky Martin has finally come out of the closet. The completely transparent one that might... ...read f...

G4's Olivia Munn posed for Playboy Heidi Montag-style which makes no sense whatsoever. Seriously, when did Playboy become Maxim all of sudden? It's almost like we've been sucked into some sort of parallel universe where everything is backwards. Quic ...re...

Jennifer Aniston seems to have a new Brad in her life, just as hot as the last one! According to People, several weeks after Aniston and her He's Just Not That Into You co-star Bradley Cooper reportedly flirted at the premiere party for her movie Manage...

Katie Price continued her calendar shoot in Ibiza today, and it's comforting to see she'll never stop posing like Barbie's sister who didn't quite make it in Hollywood yet somehow claims to be an actress. Then why won't she... ...read full story ...

Jennifer My Fiancee Left Me so I Rebounded with Jamie Kennedy Love Hewitt has written a book on dating, according to OK! Magazine reports: Throughout my career, there has always been so much written about my love life. Some... ...read full story ...

Addressing reports that Lindsay was suspected of stealing $500,000 worth of jewelry from an Elle photo shoot, Dina Lohan wants everyone to know her daughter is innocent. People reports: Last month her personal cell was posted online and now... ...read ful...

Former supermodel, singer and songwriter, and currently the French first lady, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy seems to be the new muse for filmmaker Woody Allen. Being in Paris to promote his latest comedy, Whatever Works, the 73-year-old director was asked what str...

Jennifer Love Hewitt, 30, has been romantically linked to John Mayer, Carson Daly, Joey Lawrence, Enrique Iglesias, Ross McCall and most recently her Ghost Whisperer co-star Jamie Kennedy. And now she seems to think she knows a lot about what makes a rel...

A sex tape featuring Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester is apparently available online. According to TMZ, the tape is a few years old and was picked up by CelebHotline.com after being shopped around this week. Had I known, I probably... ...read full story ...

As the extra special/probably the divorce episode gets ready to air on Monday, details of Jon and Kate Gosselin's marriage have been slowly leaking out. The two haven't slept together for month and planned on announcing their separation in... ...read full...

Here's Kristen Bell vacationing in Hawaii with Dax Sheppard who I basically cropped out of every single shot. Now, I know what you're thinking: Does Jesus write this blog? And the answer is, no, he doesn't. I'm just his... ...read full story ...

Considering she just told the entire world she's single this week, Megan Fox obviously didn't want to be photographed going to dinner with Brian Austin Green last night. You'd think he'd be offended, but then again he gets to... ...read full story ...

Britney Spears continued her two-nippled war on bras while shopping in London yesterday, and is anyone else actually not hating these pics? Me too. They're almost soothing in a warm, comfy I bet if I owned an ice cream... ...read full story ...

- Paris Hilton wants Cristiano Ronaldo to be the David to her Victoria Beckham. If that involves her moving to Europe and immediately becoming irrelevant, where do I sign? [Celebslam] - Madonna wants Gwyneth Paltrow to decorate Mercy's nursery.... ...read...

Here's soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo heading out to the pool at his hotel in Beverly Hills yesterday. If you're wondering why he didn't go full Speedo, Ronaldo had sex with Paris Hilton last week which means his penis probably... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson was clipped by a cab this morning while filming in New York City. Before the hyperventilating starts, he's fine and yes, they're still making the other two movies. RadarOnline reports: The 23-year-old London-born actor had been insi ...re...

TLC and, let's assume a willing Kate Gosselin, have whipped together a teaser for this Monday's extra-special episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight that we might as well call The Divorce Episode. Seriously, I don't know how else... ...read full story ...

Here's Tori Spelling experiencing a bikini FAIL while vacationing in Hawaii. I don't really know who would want to look at Tori's nipples, but then again I thought the same thing about Dolph Lundgren's penis and five billion of... ...read full story ...

Here's Katie Price on a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday for her upcoming calendar, and I'd like to thank whichever ancient civilization invented such an incredible organizational tool. I honestly couldn't tell you what month is, but now I... ...read full s...

Morgan Freeman has allegedly been having a decade long near-incestuous affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'dena Hines. If you're doing the math, that means she was 17 at the start of their relationship which The National Enquirer claims ...re...

Here's Britney Spears looking surprisingly good in London yesterday until you realize she just finished eating at McDonald's. Which is pretty much the dynamic I expected: Britney brings in the pile of tour dollars, and once a week, her... ...read full sto...

Is Robert Pattinson really hotter than Brad Pitt or Hugh Jackman or even David Beckham? More than 270,000 respondents voted in Vanity Fair's online poll for the Most Handsome Man in the World and with more than fifty percent of the vote, the vampire from ...

According to People, Chace Crawford, who plays hunky Nate Archibald on the CW teen drama Gossip Girl, is the hottest bachelor of the summer. The actor sat down with the magazine to talk about perfect dates, dating Carrie Underwood, made-up gay rumors with...