Shauna Sand exited a vehicle last night without completely flashing her panties which is a huge step considering it's, well, Shauna Sand. Obviously, those Fancy Classes are paying off. She was also spotted with her ex-husband Romain Chavent which is inte...

Britney Spears' latest CD Circus is the No. 1 album after selling half a million copies last week, according to the AP: The singer's comeback CD — actually, make that her second comeback CD — will top the album charts next week, according to her labe...

Alright, ladies, there's been an abundance of strippers today, so here's two men who went out and engaged in completely opposite activities last night: David Beckham bungee jumped in New Zealand while Josh Hartnett went to The Groucho Club in London. So ...

This was an accidental shooting by someone that plays with guns, said Ronald Richards, the lawyer of a woman who had been initially held as a suspect in the shooting of Scott Ruffalo, 39, the younger brother of actor Mark Ruffalo. Scott died Monday night ...

The South Dakota man who put a beer bottle into Vinnie Jones' face last week will not be facing criminal charges, according to TMZ: Prosecutors have dismissed three counts of aggravated assault against 24-year-old Jesse Bickett, after he turned the actor...

Brad Pitt is a little leery of dying but he's coming to terms with the idea of grown older. In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Pitt talks about his partner of three years, Angelina Jolie, their six kids, and how his aging movie, 'The Curious Case of Benja...

'Grey's Anatomy' star T.R. Knight, who plays intern George O'Malley, has apparently asked producers to write him out once popular but fading medical drama. Who can blame him? Have you seen the show lately? a source said when asked why Knight would want to...

Mark Ruffalo's brother Scott reportedly died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. The two suspects in the case, Brian Scofield and Shaha Mishaal Adham, were cleared by police after presenting evidence that Scott Ruffalo was playing Russian Roulette on Dec....

Tom Cruise probably spent last night crying in the strong, tender arms of David Beckham. Somehow, the former most powerful midget in Hollywood was roped into appearing on The Hills After Show and asked to give relationship advice to Spencer Pratt who rec...

The day's events: - Fran Drescher campaigning for Hillary Clinton's open senate seat. In related news, Fran Drescher is alive! [People] - Jay Leno signs on for a Tonight Show-esque program on NBC at 10 PM. Meanwhile, Conan O'Brien does a Fuck You-esque m...

Turns out Tila Tequila has found a way to transcribe her shrill leprechaun speak into words. These are shots of Tila at a Manhattan Barnes & Noble to sign/read her opus Hooking Up with Tila Tequila: A Guide to Love, Fame, Happiness, Success, and Being th...

Here's Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the world premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night in Hollywood. Don't ask me what the hell they're doing, but I'm pretty sure Brad just saw the head. BRAD: Blue 22. Hike! ANGELINA: Eeeyah! *pop* W...

Jennifer Lopez also attended the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last night and reminded the world she has breasts; A fact all too many of us seem to forget these days. Honestly, I blame myself. Somehow I hope you guys can find it in your...

Oprah Winfrey has admittedly fallen off the wagon and now weighs in at 200 pounds. She opens up about her personal battle in the upcoming issue of O Magazine where she admits to over-eating and not being able to fit in her gown for President-elect Obama'...

Paula Abdul says she hasn't slept at home since an obsessed fan killed herself on the street outside three weeks ago. I've been staying in different homes and hotels, and I have security with me, she tells People mag in this week's issue. It was very tra...

Oprah Winfrey says she's her weight is back up to 200 lbs. and she's mad at herself for falling off the diet wagon- again. But rather than put down the fork and push away from the table - she's blaming a thyroid condition for enlarging her stomach - and h...

Kid Rock is daring PETA to throw red paint on his fur coats. He's ready to throw down with the animal rights group and ba widda ba da bang a dang google wookie all over their asses. Britain's Sunday Mail reports: I want to go to war with PETA. My biggest...

Things that occurred: - Jennifer Love Hewitt loves cheeseburgers. I knew it! [Me] - Ginnifer Goodwin and Chris Klein break up. Two people found that news interesting; I'll let you guess who they are. [People] - Jennifer Aniston says her private life is n...

Scarlett Johansson and Eva Mendes attended the Berlin premiere of The Spirit with Samuel L. Jackson and director Frank Miller last nigh,t and you'd think the two ladies who play sexy villains in the movie would schnazz it up a bit. Instead, Eva looks lik...

Dear Ladies, Merry Christmas! - The Superficial Writer P.S. Also, why not? Josh or Hugh Jackman? And someone's losing a limb. GO! Photos: Pacific Coast News ...

Oh, wow, didn't see this coming: Aubrey O'Day is pretending to be a lesbian again. The former Danity Kane singer is somehow being invited to celebrity events and has recently been showing up with a woman she refers to as my girlfriend. Jesus. Whatever ha...

Tough guy David Beckham decided to start a fight with a paparazzo yesterday, but then let his bodyguards do the dirty work while he jetted off to get a manicure and, let's assume, vaginal rejuvenation surgery. E! Online reports: According to an eyewitnes...

Publicly, Guy Ritchie has said that he doesn't want any of ex-wife Madonna's fortune, he just wants his freedom, blah, blah, blah. So why is she giving him $64 million (£32 M) to go away and STFU after their quickie divorce? He is reportedly getting the ...

Anne Hathway got three fans drunk off their ass after they won her in a charity auction for $12,000 at the Cracked X-Mas Fundraiser last night. People reports: I'm not usually very forward, but I thought if there was ever a crowd for me to do something l...

Tough guy actor and former British soccer star Vinnie Jones got the shit kicked out of him in a Sioux Falls, South Dakota, bar after he head-butted a man who asked him if he was 'the guy from X-Men 3'. The 'Snatch' and 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels...

Despite claims that Guy Ritchie will walk away from his divorce with none of Madonna's money, he is reportedly getting a $64 million payoff to let her keep their London home and sign away any claims to her $600 million fortune. News of the World reports:...

Pamela Anderson hit up an art gallery yesterday in Miami last night looking her just, wow, absolute classiest. I mean, heels with tiny leopard shorts that your ass hangs out of and one of Tommy Lee's old hats? Jesus. I can only assume afterward she mount...

After essentially being locked in Disney prison for exposing her bare back on the cover of Vanity Fair, you'd think Miley Cyrus would be hesitant to work with Annie Leibovitz again. Nope. Turns out she hates all that sweet Wal-Mart money and is contempla...

O.J. Simpson was sentenced on Friday to as much as 33 years behind bars for an armed robbery caper over sports memorabilia at the Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas last year. He won't be eligible for parole until he's served at least 9 years. The Juice, ...

Today's battle for your nether-regions pits fictional movie star Vinnie Chase against fictional movie star Tom Cruise. (Not a typo.) For the sake of this experiment, we're going to take some bold leaps and assume Tom is not just trying to convert you to ...

Because it's Saturday, here's pictures of Christina Aguilera's giant breasts launching her new perfume Inspire at Macy's in Glendale, Calif. last night. Christ, it seems like everybody has their own fragrance these days - and I want some of that action. ...

Tough guy actor and former British soccer star Vinnie Jones (Snatch; Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels) got the shit kicked out of him at a Sioux Falls, South Dakota bar after two guys recognized him only for his role as Juggernaut in X-Men 3. This inf...

The Superficial News to get you through your Friday. Can anyone else almost taste that liquor? Oh, right, I filled my coffee mug with bourbon. (Tastes like happy.): - Jessica Simpson wants to major in religion after seeing a documentary on The Da Vinci C...

A potentially pregnant Mary-Kate Olsen went out to dinner last night in Manhattan with her boyfriend Nate Lowman. She could be hiding a baby bump underneath her coat, but then again it's hard to tell with these Olsen twins. She might've just eaten someth...

Cindy Crawford got wasted at George Clooney's house in London last night where he was throwing a charity event for the victims of Darfur. And you know what will totally make those fuckers feel better? Cindy Crawford knocking back Jell-O shots in a see-th...

O.J. Simpson just got slapped with 15 years in prison today for robbing a sports memorabilia collector in Vegas last year. The AP reports: A broken O.J. Simpson has been sentenced to at least 15 years in prison for a Las Vegas hotel armed robbery by a ju...

Seen here at the Grammy nominations concert, Christina Aguilera reveals in the latest issue of OK! Magazine that she's ready to have a second baby. Apparently, Max Liron is amazing which everyone knows is Mommy code for God, this kid is boring. Let's try...

Britney Spears lit the tree in downtown Los Angeles last night as, I'm guessing, a giant Fuck you to New York City. She only gave the Rockefeller Center crowd a pre-taped performance. Then again, they probably wouldn't let her nibble on the candy cane le...

Actor turned Philanthropist Brad Pitt has incorporated his passion for architecture into one of his foundations. He is giving back to the community by financing the rebuilding of houses in one of the most devastated areas of New Orleans three years after ...

Boy George and his lawyers tried every defense in the world to justify why the ex-Culture Club frontman had chained a naked male escort to a wall and whipped him. The London jury didn't buy it. Instead, they sided with Audun Carlsen, 29, who claimed that ...

Okay, ladies, let's find out what makes you tick.* Who would you rather: Just crawled out of bed to attend a TV interview Robert Pattinson? Or drunk off his ass Jesse Metcalfe? But here's the kicker: You haven't shaved your legs for a couple of days leav...

A freakishly tan Kate Winslet attended the New York premiere of her film The Reader last night, and as you can tell, she's vigorously preparing for a starring role in Barbie's Mom. I dunno about you guys, but I always thought Skipper was the hot one. Whi...

Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to sue some asses over reports that she had liposuction performed while pregnant, according to TMZ: We're told the story is 100% NOT true -- that Jamie Lynn has never had lipo and would never in her life do anything like it. I'...

Dusted off an old feature today just for the hell of it. Think of it like a delicious pizza with all your favorite toppings - provided you enjoy the taste of Amy Winehouse slathered in Aniston sauce. Bon appetit: - Britney Spears' cousin Alli Sims says B...

These are shots from Heidi Montag's honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas where her mom claims she was drugged out of her mind. Does this like a woman who's not sure what she's doing? Not in my book. Clearly, this is someone who's willing to perform a variety serv...

Kevin Federline has revealed details about his life with superstar ex-wife Britney Spears in an exclusive interview with People magazine. They gave the dad of the year dude the cover shot, posing him with his sons. Federline gives his side of the story ...

Paris Hilton wants to play a live-action version of Tinkerbell, and Disney is actually considering letting the tower of wonk play the beloved role of Peter Pan's fairy sidekick, according to Page Six: A source tells us the celebutard is lobbying for the ...

His album was the biggest seller of the year and there's no denying Lil Wayne is the one to beat at the Grammys in February. His sixth album Tha Carter III has earned him 8 nominations including the coveted Album of the Year bid, thanks to hits like Lolli...

The younger brother of Zodiac actor Mark Ruffalo is listed in critical condition after being shot in the head early on the morning of December 1 in his apartment in Beverly Hills. Details surrounding the shooting of Scott Ruffalo, who is a hairdresser, is...

Chins McJugs' mother Darlene is throwing a hissy fit in the pages of Us Weekly and claims Spencer Pratt drugged Heidi which caused her to elope. Darlene gives the marriage six months and, God willing, will turn her anger into premeditated murder: He's ma...