In case you weren’t fully convinced Octomom had no business bringing 14 kids into the world because she’s a shit-ass mother, the police paid her a visit last night over charges of child neglect after a hair stylist took pictures inside the ...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Amanda Seyfried just saw a cat get run over, you can literally smell the dirty litter box wafting off of this Tim Burton pic, The Rock flexes his armpit pecs that Earthly science has no explanation ...

“Cheers to my balls. Alright, alright.” For those of you who don’t know, Matthew McConaughey stars in the upcoming Channing Tatum quasi-biopic Magic Mike where he plays the legendary owner of a male strip club who walks around without...

According to several reports, Twilight pair Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are talking about the next step in their relationship now that the vampire franchise is coming to an end....

Watch The Restricted Trailer Above The director and writer/star of Forgetting Sarah Marshall reteam for the irreverent comedy The Five-Year Engagement. Beginning where most romantic comedies end, the new film from director Nicholas Stoller, producer Judd ...

Hollywood beauty Kate Beckinsale has recently revealed her favourite movie roles are the ones in which she plays the villain....

- Jose Canseco will never stop tweeting. - Danielle Houghton is just a tad overboard. Just a tad. - And Tom Hiddleston is apparently just right for the ladies. Just right. - I can’t decide if this is worse than finding out Mila Kunis is banging A...

Posted by Photo Boy In a continuing effort to convince the world that she physically birthed a child that was in no way the product of a ritualistic animal stabbing and herbal colon cleanse administered by Gwyneth Paltrow (Did you know Beyonce’s ...

Thanks to being fired from the sinking ship known as OWN, Rosie O’Donnell has lots of free time on her hands, so naturally she stopped by TODAY this morning to talk shit about Lindsay Lohan officially landing the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lif...

If you haven’t seen this by now, yesterday Jezebel unearthed a gem that’s basically why we have an Internet from former Real Housewives of New York stars Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen‘s quasi-memoir “Little Kids, Big CityR...

So a few weeks back Star reported that Megan Fox is pregnant with her first child but no one believed it because it was Star. Except yesterday the pregnancy rumors started again, and this time E! News is claiming they have exclusive confirmation from a...

If you thought Justin Bieber tweeting a Borat video at Mariah Yeater, the girl who accused him of being the father of her baby, was the dickishest thing he could ever do, you clearly underestimated our Maple Lord’s propensity to flaunt his syrupy...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor...

- Mind the Gap: It’s a sacred shape. - The Dark Knight Rises will have a new trailer in front of The Avengers. You may nerd-jaculate now. - Simon Cowell once banged a chick 11 times in one night and also analyzed her performance each time because...

“What am I doing with my life?” is what I really hope she’s thinking. Last week, Mila Kunis immediately shot down rumors that she’s seeing Ashton Kutcher and everyone immediately believed the denial because most people like to i...

I just assumed Jessica Simpson‘s dreams consisted of nacho cheese waterfalls and sliders with ladybug wings that fly into your mouth as you rest on a soft meadow made of baby back ribs, so imagine my surprise to learn that she sometimes dreams ab...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor...

So a few weeks back Star reported that Megan Fox is pregnant with her first child but no one believed it because it was Star. Except yesterday the pregnancy rumors started again, and this time E! News is claiming they have exclusive confirmation from a...

It seems Brad Pitt is not the only one planning his wedding this year. According to the latest reports, his ex, Jennifer Aniston, is also searching for a dream location for her big day....

Teen superstar Justin Bieber, who has new album Believe coming up, has recently admitted he hates lies and he is not afraid of telling the truth....

If you haven’t seen this by now, yesterday Jezebel unearthed a gem that’s basically why we have an Internet from former Real Housewives of New York stars Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen‘s quasi-memoir “Little Kids, Big CityR...

- Mind the Gap: It’s a sacred shape. - The Dark Knight Rises will have a new trailer in front of The Avengers. You may nerd-jaculate now. - Simon Cowell once banged a chick 11 times in one night and also analyzed her performance each time because...

Thanks to being fired from the sinking ship known as OWN, Rosie O’Donnell has lots of free time on her hands, so naturally she stopped by TODAY this morning to talk shit about Lindsay Lohan officially landing the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lif...

“What am I doing with my life?” is what I really hope she’s thinking. Last week, Mila Kunis immediately shot down rumors that she’s seeing Ashton Kutcher and everyone immediately believed the denial because most people like to i...

I just assumed Jessica Simpson‘s dreams consisted of nacho cheese waterfalls and sliders with ladybug wings that fly into your mouth as you rest on a soft meadow made of baby back ribs, so imagine my surprise to learn that she sometimes dreams ab...

If you thought Justin Bieber tweeting a Borat video at Mariah Yeater, the girl who accused him of being the father of her baby, was the dickishest thing he could ever do, you clearly underestimated our Maple Lord’s propensity to flaunt his syrupy...

“Ohmygod, I totally made you carry my baby then made people think it wasn’t mine. You should’ve seen your face!” There’s an old Hollywood rumor that Kirk Douglas not only brutally raped Natalie Wood when she was a teenager...

- Guiliana Rancic is pregnant if pregnant means she’s paying someone else to carry the baby, but let’s all write she’s pregnant anyway, okay, colleagues? Okay. - In case you need something a bit stronger than Sara Jean Underwood above...

Seen here waiting in the car for her mom to get back with a bag bursting at the seams with Chili’s take-out (No, really.), Jessica Simpson apparently heard all the recent rumors that she’s already given birth and decided to let everyone kno...

With The Avengers already receiving strong advance reviews, Disney marketing has apparently let Scarlett Johansson, the movie’s almost sole sex appeal, say whatever the hell she wants because here she is telling FOX411 that she can’t stop e...

Does Justin Bieber batting away women with his purse even need its own caption? No. No, it doesn’t. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which fortunately Photo Boy tossed together before getting pulled away on another assignment that wou...

Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth. True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a secon...

Whenever anyone writes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, there’s inevitably some joke about a jilted, bitter Jennifer Aniston which is then inevitably followed by a few random people defending her and saying she’s moved on with her life a...

Does Justin Bieber batting away women with his purse even need its own caption? No. No, it doesn’t. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which fortunately Photo Boy tossed together before getting pulled away on another assignment that wou...

- Guiliana Rancic is pregnant if pregnant means she’s paying someone else to carry the baby, but let’s all write she’s pregnant anyway, okay, colleagues? Okay. - In case you need something a bit stronger than Sara Jean Underwood above...

In a recent interview, troubled star Demi Lovato has blamed promoters for offering her drugs and booze for free in a bid to get her to return to their clubs and restaurants....

With The Avengers already receiving strong advance reviews, Disney marketing has apparently let Scarlett Johansson, the movie’s almost sole sex appeal, say whatever the hell she wants because here she is telling FOX411 that she can’t stop e...

“Ohmygod, I totally made you carry my baby then made people think it wasn’t mine. You should’ve seen your face!” There’s an old Hollywood rumor that Kirk Douglas not only brutally raped Natalie Wood when she was a teenager...

According to People magazine, Hollywood pair Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds have reportedly bought a beautiful country home in Bedford, N.Y.mAnd sources say the house costs more than $2 million....

Whenever anyone writes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, there’s inevitably some joke about a jilted, bitter Jennifer Aniston which is then inevitably followed by a few random people defending her and saying she’s moved on with her life a...

Because every child’s first memory should be his mother tonguing ecstasy into his mouth. True story: I have absolutely zero taste in music and/or sense of irony, so I just assumed Coachella was already over, but it turns out there’s a secon...

Seen here waiting in the car for her mom to get back with a bag bursting at the seams with Chili’s take-out (No, really.), Jessica Simpson apparently heard all the recent rumors that she’s already given birth and decided to let everyone kno...

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling‘s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been post...

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling‘s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been post...

I haven’t really touched this story much, so just to bring everyone up to speed, two weeks ago Lindsay Lohan was accused of getting in a fight with a chick at The Standard except she’s adamantly denied even being there and claims to have be...

“God, where do I begin? For starters, they wouldn’t let my character fight Spider-Man which was bullshit…” It’s always cool to read stories about actors being completely candid about working on movies that were obvious pie...

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- So let’s all agree the Tupac hologram was God’s greatest gift to the Internet. - If a man getting pregnant for his wife didn’t make her happy, you’re seriously deluding yourself if picking out curtains this weekend is going to...

There’s no way we don’t have to give them an entire state now. Just.. goddammit, Johnny Depp. Photo: PeopleRead More ... ...

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