Around the same time Tiger's people began negotiations with Rachel Uchitel last night, Elin Woods was reportedly offered an immediate $5 million payment plus an additional $55 million added to her revised pre-nup if she stays married to Tiger... ...read f...

- Britney Spears turns 28. Has it really been 10 years since her face was edited into pornos by the geeks in my freshman dorm? I really need to quit blacking out so much. Starting tomorrow. *thump* [Lainey Gossip]... ...read full story ...

Because I want to see what this whole jail thing is all about, here's Miley Cyrus' in Miami today proving there should be a law against 17-year-old girls working out. I'm serious, if they're off-limits for an entire year,... ...read full story ...

Rachel Uchitel has canceled today's press conference where it was assumed she'd confirm an affair with Tiger Woods. RadarOnline reports Tiger's reps have been in negotiation with Rachel all morning and have offered to pay for her silence: Multiple.. ...re...

Apparently Tiger Woods' alleged mistress and Tool Academy contestant Jamiee Grubbs has been aggressively pursuing a career in show business, according to her ex-boyfriend Aaron Kinnard. RadarOnline reports: As soon as Jaimee found out I was a race ...rea...

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The woman who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, is now reversing her denial about having an affair with Tiger Woods and has scheduled a press conference for today, according to TMZ. Apparently Tiger was urging her to lie via... ...read full story ...

With Jessica Simpson being an unemployable heap of weight fluctuation and Ashlee getting fired from Melrose Place, Joe Simpson wants the world to know his daughters aren't failures. Read: Have you seen their breasts? Us Weekly reports: It was... ...read f...

Thought I'd take a short break from The Adventures of Tiger Woods' Penis to update anyone wondering whatever happened to Helen Hunt: She got old but apparently hasn't let that stop her from wearing bikinis. In fact, I'm pretty... ...read full story ...

Because my journalistic instincts enable me to cut to the very essence of a story, here's more bikini pictures of Tiger Woods' wife that surfaced online thanks to their inability to argue without taking a sand wedge to an... ...read full story ...

In case there was any doubt Elin Woods doesn't fuck around, she apparently called one of Tiger's alleged mistresses Jaime (Or Jaimee? Does it matter.) Grubbs the day of Tiger's crash, according to TMZ: Co-workers tell TMZ on Friday... ...read full story ...

Here's Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson in Mexico over the holiday and apparently a major part of their relationship includes Joshua taking sexy bikini photos of Diane. Presumably for the day she wakes up and realizes Wait a minute.... ...read full story ...

Serena Williams' breasts apparently popped out of her bathing suit while vacationing in Barbados Sunday, so here she is looking like the human equivalent of a Sherman Tank with nipples. I don't know whether to be aroused or use... ...read full story ...

Will Ferrell says that his dream role would be portraying the music mogul, Simon Cowell, in a movie. I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie — heck, I would love it, Ferrell said. It would be my dream role. He's become a legend in five years. Nobod...

Simon Cowell recently declared that Ellen DeGeneres, who is replacing Paula Abdul, is quite nervous about joining American Idol this January. She's going to be very different than Paula, he says. I think she's probably quite nervous… She's smart, but ma...

With more allegations surfacing about Tiger Woods sticking in his penis in something besides his Swedish model wife, the golf legend issued the standard boilerplate I've let my family down statement on his website this morning: I have let... ...read full ...

Apparently not all stars hate tabloids. Jennifer Lopez says she religiously reads the tabloids. Jennifer declared that she likes to know what people are saying about her. ...

Here's Mila Kunis in the latest issue of BlackBook where she talks about her expanding film career and more importantly how she's not going to marry Macaulay Culkin who I'm guessing read this then shrugged into a pile of... ...read full story ...

Tiger Woods will be cited for careless driving for his car accident early Friday morning, and despite a golf club-wielding wife allegedly beating the fuck out of him, that pretty much wraps things up. People reports: The investigation has... ...read full ...

- Angelina Jolie wears the parachute pants in her relationship. [Lainey Gossip] - Sophie Monk pretends she's pregnant for publicity. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Natalie Portman at the Gotham Awards just set off my Batarang. [Just Jared]... ...rea...

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Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial's traffic - And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) - here's a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling... ...read full stor...

Because they didn't make it to actually save animals, PETA's latest ad featuring Joanna Krupa has already managed to piss off the Catholic Church. Fox 411 reports: The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in... ...read full story ...

During a radio interview with Hot 97, Rihanna talked about her nude photos that were leaked online in May and how embarrassing it was to explain it to her mom, according to BBC News. But then she dropped this... ...read full story ...

For the record, I'm not saying Jessica Simpson looks fat in these pics as much as I'm saying it took a team of Norwegian welders to get that dress around her giant torso. There's a difference. Scope Out (20)... ...read full story ...

And now for the inevitable barrage of strippers trying to score their own reality show by saying they blew Tiger Woods. TMZ reports: The woman -- Jaime Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The... ...read full story ...

Kim Kardashian posted the rest of the obviously Photoshopped pics from her QuickTrim photoshoot on her blog today. Of course, since Kim has the intelligence of a reality star who followed the footsteps of Paris Hilton, she included non-airbrushed... ...re...

- Paris Hilton goes skiing with arms dealers which proves she's a biological weapon for the government. [Lainey Gossip] - Carmen Electra's leaked lesbian sex tape was really a viral ad. That would explain the lack of sex. [Drunken... ...read full story ...

On the bright side, no one ended up with a gaping hole in their face. Via TMZ: Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. He was coming back from a charity... ...read full story ...

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring i ...re...

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon's reps have officially shot down rumors the two split over the holiday, according to Gossip Cop. Coincidentally, even they were surprised by the news. JAKE: Hey, did you know we're still alive and dating?... ...read f...

Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it's pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT... ...read full story ...

For the five of you unaware, early Friday morning Tiger Woods drove his Escalade into a neighbor's tree while high on painkillers and/or having just had the shit kicked out of him by his golf club-wielding wife Elin thanks... ...read full story ...

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She's one of the hottest pop singers but don't let this full you: deep down in her soul, Paris Hilton remained a tomboy!!!...

Even if she's a pop star and even if she's considered to be among the sexiest singers Shakira says she rarely goes clubbing. She like having a simple life despite her superstar status. ...

Jennifer Aniston dreams of being as skinny as her rival, Angelina Jolie. Rumors say that Jennifer is feeling insecure about her body after pictures surfaced of her in a bikini while on holiday in Mexico. Jennifer has always been insecure about the way she...

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Recently Megan Fox bought her on-off beau Brian Austin Green a red 1966 Mustang Fastback!!!! We were going through cars on eBay and I found one in really good condition that was beautiful and for a good price, Fox told talk show host Jay Leno. I used to s...

Since it's the day before Thanksgiving we've reached the point where I'm basically posting whatever the hell I want and you'll like it. So here's a sketch form last night's Attack of the Show starring Twilight's Peter Facinelli who... ...read full story ...

Normally this is the part where I link you to various gossip items, but since I'm taking off until Monday, I figured I'd just point you in the direction of my link partners who I'm extremely thankful for. So... ...read full story ...

Here's supermodels Claudia Schiffer ,39, Helena Christensen ,40, and Eva Herzigova ,36, posing nude together for the winter issue of i-D Magazine, and these shots are seriously making me rethink my theory of marooning women over the age of... ...read full...

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The Superficial will be off until Monday, so in the spirit of Thanksgiving, here's a small caption gallery of the celebs I'm most thankful for this year. In the meantime, you can follow my holiday antics on both Facebook... ...read full story ...

Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I... ...read full story ...

Clearly on a suicide mission to free herself of tiny shackles forever, Katie Holmes went to see New Moon over the weekend and basically threw herself to the lions. FOX 411 reports: Katie talked through all of 'New Moon.'... ...read full story ...

Sandra Bullock, who played a blonde wealthy woman in her new movie The Blind Side says she made a good blonde but insists she's better as a brunette. I was a good blonde, not a great blonde, says Sandra. ...

Taylor Lautner recently revealed that he was never extremely confident and his classmates made fun of him. I was never extremely confident, Lautner, tells Rolling Stone magazine. Because I was an actor, when I was in school there was a little bullying goi...

Beyonce , who is currently in her I Am... tour, announced that she's planning to release a new album next year. This is my last show for this tour in the U.K., so hopefully, I'll see you all in a year with a new album, the superstar told the crowd at the ...

The headline pretty much covers it. Star reports: Four years before Gossip Girl brought him instant stardom, the 18-year-old hunky college freshman had a steamy, sex-filled romance with model/actress Shauna, the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and May 1996 ...re...