After a one-two punch of Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag, I need a little something to rejuvenate the soul. Namely Jennifer Aniston's sweet ass in a bikini. The world would be a better place if they could extract whatever makes that thing so sexy and put i...

NEWSFLASH: Women allowed to drive automobiles. How? Why? Oh, God, who will iron the shirts?! Seriously, I didn't believe it myself until I came across this AP article about Danica Patrick dominating the Japan 300 yesterday. Turns out Danica is the first ...

Eva Mendes stopped by the New York Comic Con on Saturday to promote her upcoming movie The Spirit directed by comics legend Frank Miller. If all that information is new to you, congratulations, you probably don't quietly cry alone in your room surrounded...

Ashley Alexandra Dupre's fame was built on the fact that she was a prostitute frequented by then-Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York. And, just as Ben Franklin envisioned it, politicians plus whores equals CHA-CHING! Her music career seemed to be taking o...

A drunk driver slammed into the car carrying Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James on Friday night. They were being driven home in a private vehicle in Gloucester, Massachusetts, at around 9.50 pm when they were struck head-on by a gray Subaru statio...

Britney Spears is reportedly set to return to How I Meet Your Mother, the sitcom which gave her a career a nice boost last month. Her March 24 episode on the show, in which she played a love-struck secretary, turned out to be their highest rated episode E...

Daniel Radcliffe is hunting for some hot Australian chick he spotted at a film awards party but didn't have an opportunity to pursue. Now he's announced his intentions in the media in hopes that the girl, or someone who knows her, will come forward. Sydne...

Minnie Driver has finally revealed the father of her baby ending weeks of speculation. If you're like me, you've had many sleepless nights wondering just what nefarious foe allowed his sperm to join with Minnie Driver's egg. At long last, the mystery is ...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will probably have their own show on MTV. I now feel really bad about posting pictures of them. In fact, I'm just compounding that right now with this post. So stupid! But then I heard Spencer's pitch for the show and immed...

Okay, this post has nothing to do with celebs but the topic was too good to ignore. It is all about being superficial which, hey, what do you know? That's the name of this site. My apologies to anyone who thought this was Cooking with Zakk Wylde. That's ...

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Jessica Simpson was rushed to hospital at the end of March for what her reps claimed was a kidney infection. Turns out her problems were located more in the liver region. Because she was freaking housed! On top of that Jessica thought she was pregnant fr...

Thanks to pioneers like Kim Kardashian, porn stars are now considered legitimate guests on The View. This trailblazing led to the most awkward, surreal, WTF interview I've ever seen when Jenna Jameson appeared on yesterday's show (video after the jump). ...

Ashlee Simpson stopped by The Today Show this morning where she showed off her new engagement ring from Pete Wentz who did a great job, says Ashlee. Well, in lesbian relationships you can always count on your partner to know what a woman wants. Ashlee a...

If Maura Tierney has her way, her character Abby Lockhart will be dead by the time ER ends next year. I want them to kill me, she tells AOL. And they won't. They refused to kill Abby. I've been on the show for a long time, she says. I had a really great t...

TV actor Jason Beghe's revealing video has been pulled from youtube but he's still talking openly about how the cult separated him from about $1 million of his money, and how he came to discover Scientology was just so much alien bullshit. It was the time...

As a result of their divorce settlement, David Hasselhoff and Pamela Bach may be dividing up house, cars, and knick-knacks, but one thing David won't have to give up is his treasured nickname. In the settlement papers obtained by Access Hollywood, David w...

Nicole Kidman's two children that she adopted with Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, are apparently balls deep in Scientology. Nicole, who's Catholic, has had enough and wants her kids pulled out of the church that L. Ron built. And by built I mean made u...

Joe Simpson, that old codger, is at it again. This time around he's trying to broker deals with the tabloids to get daughter Ashlee on the cover when her baby is born. Pete Wentz denied the pregnancy rumors right after the news broke this week. But Joe's...

There. Hopefully that headline will make asshat lovers Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt think twice about participating in another one of their dipshit posed photo sessions. Then, even worse, they forced this poor Negro fellow to be party to their shenanig...

At first I didn't recognize Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day without Kim Kardashian's ass in her face. Then I didn't recognize her even more because it took me about 12 hours to look at her face. I was, uh, admiring her jeans. So, yeah, basically, what I'm get...

Katie Holmes wants to move to New York City with Suri - but not Tom. She's been offered a role in the Broadway revival of All My Sons and doesn't want Tom ass-raping her theater career like he did with her film career. Star reports: She desperately needs...

Paris Hilton has issued an apology to her fellow raunchy sex tape star friend Kim Kardashian after giving us her real opinion of the big bottom girl: I would not want that — that's gross, she said when she was asked about Kim's famous butt. Paris then a...

Heath Ledger was urged by friends to get help during the filming of the Batman movie 'The Dark Knight' because he was too wrapped up in the character he played. The late actor became so involved it affected his mood, sleep, and relationships. A source tol...

Alicia Keys's interview in Blender mag caused some controversy and she is clarifying some of the comments she made, specificially when she said that Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist. She saying...

Rob Lowe's former nanny Jessica Gibson (above with high-powered attorney Gloria Allred) has definitely secured herself some good PR representation. Her family has been all over the media the past two days singing her praises and accusing the Lowe's of ov...

Rupert Grint scored a few gazillion more fans this week when it was rumored that the British actor reportedly dissed Lindsay Lohan. The Harry Potter sidekick was quoted by Showbiz Spy as saying: I met Lindsay last summer and she talked about herself a lot...

These are shots of the new Bebe ad campaign featuring the always spicy hot Eva Longoria. Whoever made the call to make Eva the face of the company deserves a raise and a half. Seriously, I'd buy whatever the hell she's on. It could be penis-shrinking pil...

Paris Hilton, who, sadly, has no ass of her own, trashed Kim Kardashian's gargantuan back porch on Monday. Here's what Paris had to say while shocking the world with her uncanny metaphorical skills. InTouch reports: I would not want [Kim's butt] - it's g...

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Heidi Montag brought her funbags o' stupid onto Regis & Kelly this morning. If you love seeing interviews where Heidi is considered a legitimate human being and The Hills is touted as real, holy shit are you in luck. Topics also include Heidi's John McCa...

Actor Jason Beghe (CSI, Cane) was a high-ranking member in the Church of Scientology. He's since left the church and decided to fire his proton torpedoes at the followers of L. Ron Hubbard. Jason has launched a scathing teaser interview (video after the ...

Happy Birthday to Harry Potter star Emma Watson, who turned 18 on Tuesday (15 April), and now is doing the Hermione thing and being a smarty pants about safeguarding her film fortune - some $20 million (GBP10 million). Emma has promised to attend 'million...

Rob Lowe's employees are backing up the actor's claims that nothing inappropriate occurred between him and Jessica Gibson, the former nanny who accused of him masturbating in front of her and making sexual comments during her employment. People reports: ...

Cameron Diaz's father Emilio Diaz passed away this morning after a bout with pneumonia, according to TMZ: We're told the 58-year-old Emilio Diaz, a popular resident of Seal Beach, Calif., recently developed the flu which then turned into pneumonia. We he...

Famed 80's singer Debbie Gibson filed a restraining order against crazed fan Jordi Bassas Puigdollers (photographed with her above) of Spain after he showed up at her house on Sunday. Jordi constantly flies to the US to see Debbie in concert and often tr...

Apparently this is my morning to kick around stars of the 80s. David Hasselhoff thinks he's got the magic key to any woman's pants: Autographed pictures of himself. Damn, Hoff, try to leave some ladies behind for the rest of us. NY Daily News reports: La...

Amy Winehouse was allowed to hold a friend's baby while recording in London today. There's something about seeing a woman knock back a shot while cradling an infant that touches me deep in my heart. It's almost soothing, you know? Like a stripper pushing...

Heidi Montag stopped by yesterday's TRL and decided to show off her rhyming skills for Nelly (video after the jump). Heidi's fake breasts came to the rescue by distracting Nelly enough that he didn't beat her to death with his microphone. Had it been me,...

Holy crap, another Kim Kardashian post! It's like I made you guys a Kim sandwich with a Heidi Montag center. For you calorie-counters out there, that's the nutritional equivalent of eating an actual Barbie doll surrounded by two Christmas hams. So, basic...

Criss Angel, seen here with his girlfriend Miss Nevada Veronica Grabowski (Don't mind if I do.), threw a hissy fit when she didn't win the Miss USA pageant over the weekend. He particularly took umbrage with Vegas Confidential columnist Norm Clarke who w...

It's not officially a scandal yet but it's juust about there. The nanny who is being sued by Rob Lowe for blackmail is now counter-attacking and filed a lawsuit Monday claiming that the West Wing actor sexually harassed her and exposed himself to her on s...

These are pics of Kim Kardashian at some event over the weekend that I didn't get around to posting yesterday thanks to Ashlee Simpson's uterus and Adnan getting stabbed. I know you guys are probably thinking Damn, he must really love us to post pics of ...

In England, people don't like me, golddigger Heather Mills recently said. Well, music fans on this side of the pond don't like the legendary Beatle's ex-wife either, but that isn't going to stop her from moving over here. But I'm going to move to America,...

Jessica Gibson, the former 24-year-old nanny of Rob Lowe, is claiming the actor exposed himself, touched himself and groped her several times in her lawsuit, filed yesterday in Santa Barbara, according to TMZ: The suit also alleges that the actor grabbe...

Dr. Phil's producers are embarrassed and now pointing accusing fingers at a lowly flunky staffer whom they say went beyond guidelines after the assistant posted bail for the lil snowflake who beat the crap out of a girl named Victoria Lindsay and posted t...

Richie Sambora is staring down the barrel of child endangerment charges stemming from his DUI arrest where he had his 10-year-old daughter in the car. The Laguna Beach Police have handed the case over to prosecutors who will ultimately decide what charge...

Pete Wentz denied the Ashlee Simpson pregnancy reports yesterday but, as of this post, Us Weekly is sticking to its story. Here's what Pete had to say to MTV News: There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood, he...

Heidi Montag launched her new clothing line Heidiwood over the weekend which she previously described as fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Since I'm freaking bad to the ass, I came up with a more appropriate slogan: Heidiwood: Clothing designed excl...

Dr. Phil tried to score himself some exclusivity this weekend after shooting himself in the foot with the Britney Spears fiasco. But life must hate the Phil because this attempt fired yet another bullet into his hoofer. You see, Satan's doctor wanted an ...