The recently freed Amy Winehouse (Yep, the cops just warned her to keep her face to herself) apparently has another addiction besides booze, blow, popsicles, magazines, McDonald's french fries, ballet slippers and smoking crack with cats. Our girl Amy li...

Disney star Miley Cyrus, 15, tells ET she's embarrassed about the topless picture of her showing her naked back with a sheet wrapped around herself in the new Vanity Fair issue. I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, see...

If you've ever had the distinct pleasure of having Dustin Diamond visit your college or you attended one of his shows, you will immediately support the validity of this e-mail I received. I've heard many a tale of how much of a jerkass Dustin is in perso...

King of Queens actress Leah Remini is drawing fire from fans for revealing on the Rachel Ray show that she lets her almost 4-year-old daughter continue to drink from the bottle (6 - 8 bottles a night!), and she's still in diapers and not potty-trained. A...

Miley Cyrus will appear on the cover of the latest Vanity Fair set to hit newsstands later this week. She posed for a, what she now calls racy, shoot (above) with legendary photographer Annie Liebovitz. Miley is worried the shots will alienate fans and i...

Move over, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, there's a new boring couple in town! These two had not one, but count 'em, TWO meals together in Miami over the weekend. Not only that, but salad was involved. Get the fuck out! Alert the press! Oh, wait....

Lindsay Lohan is deeply concerned about her mom's new reality show Living Lohan. Lindsay is certain that Dina is going to turn 14-year-old Ali (above) into another fiery-vadged booze robot from the planet Slut-u-tron. The Chicaga Sun-Times reports: Accor...

Amy Winehouse was arrested today for assaulting a 38-year-old man at a bar on Wednesday. For those of you who missed yesterday's post, Amy went on a drunk-as-shit headbutting bonanza. Which, if Amy didn't look like, well, Amy, would be the hottest thing ...

Heather Locklear is photographed here filming her new movie Flirting with 40. According to IMDB: A divorced mother approaching her 40th birthday falls for a younger man while on vacation. That's funny because Heather Locklear is pushing 50 in real life. ...

Mariah Carey's diva antics have landed her on the paparazzi's shit list. She also apparently got pissy with the Good Morning America crew where these pics were taken. It looks the paps are super pissed and want to see Mariah go back to unveiling stamps. ...

Hey, remember when Neve Campbell and Denise Richards got naked in Wild Things and made out in a pool? But only Denise would show her boobs? Well, finally, ten years later and from her new movie I Really Hate My Job I present to you Neve Campbell's boobie...

Denise Richards did some professional bikini modeling today while vacationing in Hawaii. She also ended the Battle of the MILF's, because Heather Locklear just got PWNED! Of course, the real loser here is Richie Sambora. Who no doubt saw both of his form...

I'm a tad perturbed right now. Mostly because for a couple years now I managed to forget that Jimmy Fallon even existed. Today I was smacked in the face with the fact that, not only does his unfunny ass still walk among us, but he'll be taking over for C...

So that's how babies are born? Is the question pregnant teen Jamie Lynn Spears recently had answered when her mom showed her a video of natural childbirth. Now terrified of giving birth and suddenly realizing it means squeezing a baby the size of bowling ...

Actor Wesley Snipes has been given a three year prison sentence for tax evasion. In February the Blade actor was convicted of failing to file his taxes for five years and the court found he owed millions in back taxes. Best guess: he'll serve about 18 mon...

Tom Cruise is scheduled to appear on the The Oprah Winfrey Show next week to coincide with the 3rd anniversary of his couch-jumping incident the 25th anniversary of Cruise's break-through film Risky Business which made him a movie star. His last appearan...

Wesley Snipes pretty much decided in 1999 that he's not going to pay taxes anymore. Considering he was, at the time not so much now, a major movie star the government kind of noticed that he wasn't paying them a nice chunk of change. Eight years later, h...

Ashton Kutcher is apparently part duck. He stopped by the British talk show Friday Night with Jonathon Ross today (Looks like the Brits perfected time-travel - and before me. Damn!) and showed off his webbed feet, according to the Daily Mail: He told the...

After giving birth to twins, Jennifer Lopez has obviously lost the will to live. What's basically the equivalent of laying down and dying, J-Lo has agreed to star in a new reality show for TLC. People reports: The singer and new mom to twins will co-exec...

These are shots of Denise Richard learning how to surf in Hawaii while filming an episode of her upcoming reality show. So far this baby has all the ingredients for kickass television. Namely Denise Richards, her chest cannons and a bikini. That's Emmy g...

Kim Kardashian is all about the Barack Obama. While her endorsement ranks right up with there Heidi Montag's support of John McCain, Kim seems to be more aware of the issues. Haha, just kidding. She has no fucking clue. Here's what Kim told Hollywood.com...

Ashlee Simpson continued to play cute about the rumors that she's pregnant. You know, the ones that conveniently started spreading around the release of her new album. When asked if she was pregnant on Ellen Degeneres today, Ashlee wouldn't give a defini...

Heidi Montag's endorsement of John McCain scored her an invitation to the White House Correspondents Gala as a guest of MSNBC. Things were all set to go until Spencer, who wasn't invited, stepped in as her manager and started making demands, according to...

British lingerie model and actress Kelly Brook has emerged from her walking coma and dumped balding older beau and C-list actor Billy Zane. She apparently woke up one morning and said WTF am I doing with this loser? She dated the Titanic actor for four ye...

Transformers star Megan Fox has been named the Sexiest Woman in the World in FHM magazine's annual list of beautiful women. The actress/model takes over the top spot from last year's top hottie, Jessica Alba, who falls to number 3. The runner-up was Jessi...

Orlando Brown of 'That's So Raven' worried friends and family after he disappeared Tuesday when he went out for a quick trip at 7-Eleven. He didn't turn up until a day later and was shocked at the fuss people made about it. The 20-year-old actor and musi...

Remember the human-like versions of Mario and Homer from a while ago? Well pixeloo is at it again, this time with a smoking hot Jessica Rabbit. There, I said it. She's not real and she's hot. Can you see what I'm doing now? I'm doing that thing that the ...

Brooke Hogan scoped out the campus of Florida Atlantic University while filming an episode of her new reality show Brooke Knows Best. For stopping by, campus administrators gave her a paperweight. Ooh, weighty. Brooke was also asked to join the football ...

These are a few days old and I tried to avoid them, but after a barrage of e-mails, I realized you guys are cuckoo for some Emma Hi, I just turned 18 this weekend when these pics were taken Watson vagina action. For those of you who don't know who Emma i...

Christ, she's lanky. Oh, hey, guys. Didn't see you there. I was just checking up on our friend Paris Hilton who managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel. The offense? Writing on the wall. Apparently the suite didn't come with a day-care worker!...

Elizabeth Hurley is featured in the new ad campaign for Mango swimwear (above.) At 42, Liz is practically the hottest MILF this side of MILF Lake in the town of MILF-FORD. Of course, her secret is admitted use of digital wizardry and I couldn't care less...

I make it an effort to try and capture the pulse of you, my dear readers. And you came out in force today to tell me the news that is most dearest to your heart: Natalie Portman getting whizzed on by a dog. There's numerous times I worry if I'm writing t...

I have no idea what in the hell Katie Price is wearing, but I'm pretty sure this counts as an official act of terror. Alright, folks, we knew this day would come: The British finally want payback for that whole Revolutionary War business. (You know, when...

It's all speculation as to whether CSI's Gary Dourdan is leaving the show because he wants to pursue other acting gigs - or if he's being written out of the show. TV Guide's Michael Ausiello reports a CBS insider who says the actor was fired but that the ...

Billy Zane just doomed himself to a lonely, bald existence after calling off the engagement to British actress/model Kelly Brook. Think of her as an English Kim Kardashian. But, you know, healthy and not walking a razor's edge towards morbid obesity. Us ...

Good morning! There's nothing like waking up to a slap in the face by the fact that our country is barreling towards rampant retardation at friggin' lightspeed. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences (I'll assume formed by Mr. Wizard) has announced th...

Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) is all of just-turned-15 yet she's already signed a deal to write her autobiography. Write about what? 20 brief chapters on preschool to stardom? Plus, the teenage mega multi-millionaire is getting paid 7-FIGURES for the m...

Mariah Carey says she doesn't want kids because they would make her feel violated. But whoring herself to a record company executive in exchange for career is no problemo. Carey said having children would leave her feeling violated... I know that's a kin...

O.J. Simpson is desperately angling to get himself on the next season of Donald Trump's highly-rated The Celebrity Apprentice. But, get this, Orange Juice might actually pull it off. Page Six reports: Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thin...

Mariah Carey's biological clock may be ticking (She's almost 40. Eww!), but she's in no rush to procreate. Despite having all the ample body parts to do so. Wait, almost 40. Bad penis! NY Daily News reports: I don't think I could properly educate a child...

Kim Kardashian made a trip to Mexico with her boyfriend Reggie Bush and her sisters. While there Kim tried to finagle a promotional deal with Ed Hardy. The condition? No more clothes for a certain big-footed herp-ulon. Page Six reports: She managed to wr...

Richie Sambora was formally charged today with two misdemeanor counts of driving under the influence of alcohol and driving with a blood-alcohol level above the legal limit. Prosecutors, however, did not charge Richie with child endangerment despite a re...

Here's a shot of Fergie in the Bahamas over the weekend. While I often publicly question her gender, I will admit that maybe kind of sort of Josh Duhamel doesn't entirely hate his penis after bedding this body. At least until he looks at Fergie's face, t...

Does anyone remember Tila Tequila? You know, the lovable Asian leprechaun stripper who failed to find love on the first season of her reality show and, oh phooey, now has to take another - wait for it - Shot at Love. Contestants were surprised last seaso...

Boston Legal's Gail O'Grady has some serious gambling problems and other financial issues. Despite constantly working as an actress, O'Grady has filed for bankruptcy for the second time in 15 years and two big Vegas casinos are jumping in to try and recov...

Lindsay Lohan and the sauce have been mildly flirting since she got out of rehab. But now things have heated up and these two are definitely hooking up. Are they back together? Will their love stand the test of time? NY Daily News has the details of the ...

Fueled by Grey Goose Vodka, off-the-wagon star Lindsay Lohan bitched at lil Ashley Olsen on Friday night when the troll got too close to Lilo's DJ pal and girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, at the Beatrice Inn in NYC. Page Six reported: Ashley said hello to Sam...

Womens Murder Club actress Angie Harmon joined Gabrielle Union, Ana Ortiz and singer Jill Scott for Allure magazine's annual nude spread, and she admits she had more problems disrobing than her fellow stars. Harmon, a prude in real life, says, The hardes...

Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with best friend Nicole Richie. The two would wed their respective hunchback Madden brothers Benji and Joel, according to Page Six: Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to ...

Heidi Montag unveiled her new clothing line Heidiwood at Kitson over the weekend. For those of you who haven't seen it, I posted about it a week ago and, it's really stunning stuff. I'm talking the general eloquence of a $5 hooker that you'd think about ...