Halle Berry and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry took their baby Nahla on vacation to Miami this week where Gabriel decided to strut his six-pack abs all over the place. So, what? You think you're better than me because you're insanely... ...read full story ...

Lady GaGa showed up to the press conference for the Isle of Malta MTV Special today wearing probably the most fucked up outfit she's worn yet. It's almost like Darth Vader had a daughter with a crack addicted hooker... ...read full story ...

An apparently Jewish Britney Spears took her kids to see the Eiffel Tower in Paris yesterday. When Sean commented Mommy, it looks like a giant ice cream cone, she quietly informed him only Jayden is allowed to speak before... ...read full story ...

If there's one thing I never expected to hear, it's Lindsay Lohan turning down acting work which would subsequently fuel her drug addiction. But apparently that was the case with The Hangover which has been a box office juggernaut... ...read full story ...

Megan Fox and Cate Blanchett spent some time together at Fashion Week in Paris yesterday which is a combination I would've never seen coming. Mostly because Cate can act while Megan doesn't need to because she has $20 grand... ...read full story ...

Hollywood actress Penelope Cruz may be happily in love with fellow Spanish actor Javier Bardem, but she may never exchange wedding vows with her beau because she has hinted that she doesn't believe in the concept of matrimony. I don't know if I believe in...

Here's Hayden Panettiere promoting her new movie I Love You, Beth Cooper on MTV yesterday afternoon before slathering herself in make-up to attend the premiere later that evening. You figure she'd wear the hotter outfit for the big premiere,... ...read fu...

Before the first Transformers hit theaters, Megan Fox was a virtually unknown actress desperate to find work which made her vulnerable to predatorial directors. Non-surprisingly that included Michael Bay who had a Ferrari in need of washing and a... ...re...

- Lindsay Lohan is being sued for allegedly stealing the formula for her tanning spray Sevin Nyne. So let me get this straight, people believe Lindsay Lohan invented her own tanning spray? Wait, the secret ingredient's coke isn't it?... ...read full story...

In another sign of a pending Britney Apocalypse, the Braless One has reportedly been downing diet pills and Red Bulls before her concerts, according to Betty Confidential: The pop star's conservator-dad, Jamie, was especially alarmed when he caught ...re...

Robert Pattinson has apparently ditched Kristen Stewart - probably because she's pregnant - for his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin, Life&Style reports: Robert met Emilie a while ago and has always liked her, says an insider close to... ...read full s...

Here's Mena Suvari in Los Cabos yesterday with her boyfriend Simone Sestito. She's still a celebrity, right? Yes? No? You're gonna let it slide because somehow her midget frame supports her ass in a manner that suggests sorcery? Works... ...read full stor...

Madonna performed at the O2 Arena in London on the Fourth of July where she ended up showing half of Britain her crotch. I'm assuming this was a reminder that we kicked their asses during the Revolutionary War, and... ...read full story ...

Well, the Michael Jackson Memorial Service is about to commence, so here's some pics from the scene complete with commentary in the captions. And, yes, those are elephants down there along with miniature ponies. Because what better way to... ...read full ...

Seen here on their respective film sets last week, Kristen Stewart is rumored to be carrying Robert Pattinson's child, according to NY Daily News: An insider quoted by Australia's New Weekly says, When [Stewart] worked out she was late,... ...read full st...

Michael Jackson's memorial service today will apparently cost Los Angeles taxpayers $3.5 million+ in a time when the state of California is essentially broke. Local law enforcement will be providing security for attendees which include private guest ...re...

Robin Williams is bringing his standup act back to HBO. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the cable network will broadcast the actor's new one-man show, Weapons of Self-Destruction, in December and will feature a performance taped in Washington D.C., ...

These are the latest stills in Britney Spears' ad campaign with Candie's, and hats off to them for using a candid shot of Britney after someone accidentally told her there's a Wendy's down the street. Anyone know the trade-in... ...read full story ...

Hayden Panettiere stopped by Letterman last night wearing a partially see-through black dress which was kind of awesome. Unfortunately, what wasn't so awesome is hearing her talk. And that's not a misogynstic joke or anything. She's just really, rea ...re...

- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip] - Jenna Fischer is engaged. That's what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater] - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel... ...read full story ...

Here's former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt spending the weekend in Saint Tropez. And judging by the look on her face, obviously, she saw my rugged body across the water. Yes, Victoria that was me, and for the... ...read full story ...

First, before everyone has a coronary, Emma Watson is 19. Now, that that's out of the way, she had a little mishap this afternoon at the Harry Potter premiere in London which I'm sure was a brilliant PR move... ...read full story ...

Here's Holly Madison, another bikini-wearing patriot, celebrating our nation's independence in Vegas this weekend, and if only such a magical wonderland existed during our forefather's time. Not only when gambling and prostitution be legal across th ...re...

Chris Brown and Kanye West's ex Amber Rose were reportedly all over each other at Diddy and Ashton Kutcher's July 4th bash in Beverly Hills. Which wouldn't have been so bad if Chris Brown didn't bring 18-year-old Teyana Taylor... ...read full story ...

I don't normally post trailers, but I'm willing to make an exception for one that involves a semi-nude, demon-possessed Megan Fox telling a chick She goes both ways. It's almost like someone opened my heart, listened to the music... ...read full story ...

A bikini-clad Karina Smirnoff and her fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy hosted a Fourth of July party in Vegas Saturday, so consider these my penance for trailing off into politics earlier. You guys are right, I should stick to what I... ...read full story ...

Here's Zac Efron leaving a Beverly Hills salon after getting his trademark bangs cut off. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume Megan Fox suggested he'd do it just to see if he would. God, you... ...read full story ...

Here's a post-pregnancy Jenna Jameson relaxing over the weekend with Tito Ortiz, and I can't tell if these pics are hot or the most depressing thing I've seen in days. I mean, on the one hand it's Jenna Jameson... ...read full story ...

Jon and Kate Gosselin set aside their differences and spent the Fourth of July together for their kid's sake. And by kid's sake I of course mean TLC's sake who needs to see these people be in the same... ...read full story ...

Michael Jackson's live-in physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, does not have a license to prescribe or even administered prescription medication in the state of California, according to FOX News: Federal authorities told FOXNews.com that Dr. Conrad Murray ...re...

Check out Odette Yustman in The Unborn on DVD Tuesday July 7th. It's a touching tale about twins separated at birth. Because one died. And kind of wants to horrifically take over the other one's body with crazy ghost... ...read full story ...

Rihanna almost took freedom to an awesome level this weekend by celebrating the Fourth in Vegas with her breasts unshackled from the tyranny of shirts. However, she wore pasties which kind of makes me want to dress Chris Brown... ...read full story ...

It seems that the magic in Hogwarts could not save Rupert Grint from catching the dreaded swine flu. The British actor, known for playing Harry's best friend, Ron Weasley, in the Harry Potter movies, is recovering from a mild case of the illness, which he...

In an awkward and rushed press conference, Sarah Palin resigned her position as governor of Alaska on Friday which left many people, including those in her own party, scratching their hands. Was there a corruption scandal about to break?... ...read full s...

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam's no looker, I still don't get what she's doing with Lindsay who, let's face... ...read full story...

While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one's surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and... ...read full story ...

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel's ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and Goddamn! NY Daily News reports: Things don't look good for them right now -- they've hit... ...read full story ...

Here's the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his This Is It tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player... ...read full story ...

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just... ...read full story ...

So she thinks she can dance. The Katie Holmes much-speculated appearance on So You Think You Can Dance has been confirmed. Judge Nigel Lythgoe, who is also the producer of the show, announced that the 30-year-old actress will appear on stage for the reali...

Hey, everybody, I'm going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here's a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed... ...read full story ...

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go Aw, c'mon! Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he'd have me strapped... ...read full story ...

Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of... ...read full story ...

These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to... ...read full story ...

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker? [The... ...read full story ...

Debbie Rowe has thrown down the gauntlet and plans to seek custody of Michael Jr. and Paris who she maintains are her biological children. NBC Los Angeles reports: I want my children, Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation... ...read full story ...

- Kevin Jonas is engaged to his girlfriend of two years, and holy shit, is that an eternity of dry-humping. A lesser man would've shot himself. (Read: This guy.) [Pink is the New Blog] - Gwyneth Paltrow's mouth continues... ...read full story ...

Gary Coleman's 23-year-old bride Shannon Price decided it was time for an old-fashioned midget smackdown and was arrested for domestic violence last night. TMZ reports: According to the sheriff's website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdeme ...re...

On the last day of her Maui vacation, Denise Richards finally decided to ditch the cut-off shorts and go for a swim in her bikini. Sure, there's no way these are candid shots, but that's like complaining the girl... ...read full story ...

Well, it finally happened. Megan Fox and Zac Efron were spotted on a date Tuesday night which means either Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill somebody or give Shia LaBeouf the hairiest chipmunk fuck of his life. It's a... ...read full story ...