Jessica Simpson is denying reports she had sex with Tiger Woods. Via Twitter: Can't believe that I'm on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! The Shocking Inside Story is (insert drumroll) A LIE! Meanwhile,... ...read full story ...

The last thing I want to see in the hands of man who's apparently broke and about to have his divorce finalized in 24 hours is a loaded gun that he arbitrarily fires into the woods in front of... ...read full story ...

Here's Lindsay Lohan looking exceptionally coke-whorey last night at the holiday party for 6126, her new line of leggings. Based on these pics alone it's hard not to see the appeal of purchasing leg-wear from Lindsay. She makes exchanging... ...read full ...

While one of his mistresses used her exposure to Tiger Splooge™ to get into Hollywood clubs last night (above), Tiger Woods' high school sweetheart was talking to E! News about the golfer's inability to cope with his father's cheating:... ...read full st...

So remember in Tim Burton's Batman when The Joker wore flesh-colored make-up to hide his white skin? I rest my case. *waits for Nicole Kidman to slap Batman in the face with a giant fish* Photos: Pacific Coast News... ...read full story ...

- Alex Rodriguez tries to explain to the Yankees how he lost their good luck charm. [PopEater] - Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal break up. For real this time. [PopEater] - Vanessa Hudgens legs are kind of gross. [DrunkenStepfather:... ...read full s...

Despite the fact Frances Bean covered for dear old mom by saying she's clean after ditching her to live with grandma, Courtney Love decided to prove she's the polar-fucking-opposite of clean by launching a verbal assault against Frances on... ...read full...

Because Star Magazine remembered there's a picture of Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson together, here's a story about them having sex behind Tony Romo's back: Just days before Jessica's split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with... ...read full ...

This is a video of nine-year-old Noah Cyrus dancing like a midget stripper to Akon's Smack That to the amusement of everyone backstage at a recent Miley Cyrus show. What's even more fucked up is Miley's people felt this... ...read full story ...

Presumably to laugh in Kate Hudson's face then morph into a griffin, Madonna and her daughter Lourdes attended the New York City premiere of Nine last night. She also posed for pictures, but that was simply to remind theatergoers... ...read full story ...

Here's Rihanna in the latest issue of GQ and, maybe I'm just now noticing it, but has she always grab her crotch a lot? It's almost like Rihanna's trying to steal the Michael Jackson comparisons away from Chris Brown... ...read full story ...

- Tiger Woods' apparently had a mistress named Cori Rist who claims he was unhappy at home. [PopEater] - Taylor Swift celebrates her 20th by donating $250,000 to keep kids in school. Wait. Country music allows book larnin'? [Lainey... ...read full story ...

So remember last year when Jessica Simpson blew up over the holidays leading the whole world to believe she ate Santa Clause? Imagine that same scenario but adding Tony Romo getting engaged to Candice Crawford. Yeah... I'll be forging... ...read full stor...

Get Rare! Productions presents the unofficial video for Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn's I Don't Know What to Do as part of The Break Up Videos: One writer and ten visionary directors were invited to tell a story inspired... ...read full story ...

Here's Bethenny Frankel from The Real Housewives of New York posing naked for PETA because we're suppose to believe the women on these shows care about anything besides fucking middle-aged men on the Internet and spending the entire GDP... ...read full st...

Seen here posing for his mug shot, Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for criminal contempt of court after calling ex-fiance Erin Muller who was apparently smart enough to use Michael's favorite tactic against him. TMZ reports: Michael Lohan's ex- ...re...

Elin Woods is definitely trying to tell us something. Here's someone who consistently avoided the paparazzi, even during the past few weeks of non-stop media scrutiny, yet in the last 24 hours she's shown her face in public twice... ...read full story ...

I understand these gentlemen had something of a rough night. THE HANGOVER: Available today on Warner Bros. Blu-Ray and DVD. - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: WENN... ...read full story ...

These are shots of Kate Hudson in New York last night after reports broke that A-Rod ditched her for some random tail in Miami. Obviously she's depressed, but hey, it could be worse. She could be a titless bag... ...read full story ...

And Olivia Munn is apparently in the January 2010 issue of Maxim. At this point, The Superficial would like to apologize to the Baby Jesus for all the crying that's about to happen so close to his birthday. (Would... ...read full story ...

So remember when Lindsay Lohan tweeted about saving 40 kids in India last week? She made that shit up to, I'm assuming, absolutely no one's surprise. NY Daily News reports: She was not even in the country when this... ...read full story ...

Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt attended the Grey Goose Winter Fundraiser in London last night, and for anyone doubting if ridiculous side boob counts as news, there's basically a 105% chance Tiger Woods' schlong played through it... ...rea...

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick this morning, according to both E! Online and Life & Style because only a Kardashian could sell exclusive rights to two different outlets: Mason Dash Disick (yes, the middle name is... ...read full story...

These are either shots of Hugh Jackman working out on the beach, or accidentally jogging in front of a Lane Bryant in the Sahara Desert. I don't even know how you tell the difference, but after typing that last... ...read full story ...

Tara Reid will apparently be topless in the latest issue of Playboy (above) in an effort to shut everyone up who keeps showing old pictures of her, according to a recent interview with WPIX: I've been OK now for... ...read full story ...

In case anyone doubts Elin Woods tried to open Tiger Woods' skull with a pitching wedge, the Florida Department of Children and Families has officially launched an investigation after receiving a complaint last week. RadarOnline reports: RadarOnline ...re...

Jonathan Togo of CSI: Miami was arrested early Sunday morning for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend. TMZ reports: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the LAPD responded to a 911 call at Togo's Hollywood Hills home at around 2:00 AM. We're... ...read full s...

Jamie Jungers is now claiming she was having sex with Tiger Woods when his father died, according to News of the World: On May 2, 2006, he was with Jamie in his marital home in California when his mum... ...read full story ...

Dear Tiger Woods, As you take a break from the links to pretend you love your family, I'd like to offer a sincere thanks for approaching the field of adultery with all the zeal and determination you give to... ...read full story ...

In light of having sex with basically every single woman in the history of time (Looking at you, Mary Todd Lincoln), Tiger Woods has announced he'll be taking an indefinite break from golf to try and be happy with... ...read full story ...

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Las Vegas madam Michelle Braun has confirmed that two of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses worked for her escort service with she claims was purely for introduction. E! News reports: Two of those former employees, Braun claims, were porn actress... ...read ...

I'm pretty sure this post doesn't count as news considering absolutely no one's surprised Pamela Anderson's choice in literature involves giant cocks. Then again, an indigenous tribe in the rainforest might've just got the Internet, so someone shoul ...re...

Because Hulk's money's been bled dry enough as it is, Nick Hogan decided to paint his former friend/victim John Graziano as a deranged psychopath in a court deposition this week. RadarOnline reports: While giving a deposition, Hogan was probed... ...read ...

- Flight of the Conchords calls it quits. [PopEater] - Natalie Portman continues to own Jessica Biel. [Lainey Gossip] - Katie Price as Tit-bacca: Queen of the Wookiees. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Miley Cyrus definitely has a new... ...read full s...

The Tiger mistress who started it all, Rachel Uchitel, is threatening to sue The View after Joy Behar suggested she's a hooker, according to TMZ: Gloria Allred, lawyer for Tiger Wood's alleged mistress #1, is pissed that Joy Behar... ...read full story ...

About 30 minutes ago, Chris Brown basically lost his shit on Twitter over his new album Graffiti allegedly being blackballed at major retailers. He fired off two profanity-laced missives before bluntly telling the industry to kiss his ass: -... ...read fu...

After being labeled an embarrassment in court, Jon Gosselin is now barred from making media appearances after TLC won an injunction in Maryland yesterday. Us Magazine reports: Photos of Jon Gosselin with scores of bikini-clad women was inconsiste ...read ...

SPOILER ALERT: One of them's pregnant. Kim, Khloe and Kourtney return for a fourth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians starting Sunday 12/13 at 10/9c. Only on E! - ADVERTISEMENT -... ...read full story ...

Former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to baby Hank Basket IV, according to OK! Magazine: The bouncing baby was delivered via C-section at 12:37a.m. on Dec. 11 in a hospital near Indianapolis, Indiana, where the elder Hank... ...read full story...

Proving Santa really did get my letter, Shawne Merriman is finally suing the elven pants off Tila Tequila. TMZ reports: In the lawsuit, filed in US District Court, Merriman claims Tila posted all sorts of lies on her website,... ...read full story ...

In case you were concerned I'm only going to cover the noonerhole spelunkings of Tiger Woods, here's the most dire and important news of our time: Brand new Victoria's Secret model Kylie Bisutti posing in a bikini in St.... ...read full story ...

With only one bodyguard to protect her, Lindsay Lohan is apparently trekking through India saving children. How, exactly? Who the fuck knows? What's important is that she's tweeting about it and somehow being considered a reliable source. Via RadarO ...re...

Porn star Holly Sampson was reportedly bragging about having sex with Tiger Woods back in May 2009, according to SPORTSbyBROOKS: Sampson: I f--- Tiger Woods. ... Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was... ...read full story ...

Holly Madison, who I'm 98% certain had her breasts pumped up for her birthday, and Benji Madden are reportedly a couple, according to Life & Style: [Benji] is just someone I have a crush on...for now! But earlier that... ...read full story ...

Yesterday was apparently Anyone Who Tiger Penetrated Gets an Interview Day, so here's Jaimee Grubbs apologizing to Elin Woods while (presumably) getting paid to talk to Extra: I couldn't describe how remorseful that I am to have hurt her... ...read full s...

- Jon Gosselin skipped his court date in the TLC lawsuit today. Did anyone check the ATV aisle at Walmart? Just throwing that out there. [PopEater] - Taylor Swift has straight hair now. [Lainey Gossip] - Olivia Munn and... ...read full story ...

These are screen grabs of Tiger Woods porno mistress Joslyn James dancing underneath a fire hose at Adult Entertainment Expo 2008 while trying to hawk herself to potential buyers. If these aren't sexy enough, she's currently wanted for failing... ...read ...

Mischa Barton belives that the reason of not having a boyfriend is that she's ridiculously clumsy. And, according to her own sayings, in many time, her clumsiness sent dates running. ...

It has been claimed that Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia De Rossi want to help Lindsay Lohan find her equilibrium in life. And the first thing on their list was to offer Lindsay a place to live. Ellen's heart is breaking for Lindsay, a source said. Sh...