After his son Nick was sentenced to eight months in prison on Friday, Hulk Hogan needed the soft, soothing relief of nature's own antidepressant: mammaries. He gathered up some wrestling buddies on Saturday and retreated to the holy sanctuary of Hooters,...

Owen Wilson, no doubt riding the dragon again, allegedly proposed to Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother's curtains. I have no freaking clue what's going on there except Kate better steer clear of any cats and/or open flames. The ...

Lindsay Lohan's penchant for clothing-related kleptomaniacism was revealed when she allegedly stole a fur coat at a night club. Now, another woman has come forward and claims Lindsay wiped out her closet. Model Lauren Hastings, Shia LeBeouf's girlfriend,...

Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer, according to NY Dail...

These are the last shots of Elisha Cuthbert's Hawaiian getaway with her hockey player boyfriend Puck Puckerton. I was getting used to enjoying Elisha in a bikini at the end of every day. It was sort of magical, you know? Like seeing the Aurora Borealis. ...

Hugh Hefner apparently enjoyed the Miley Cyrus bare-back photos so much, that he wants to see what's underneath the sheet. When she's 18, of course. I mean, c'mon, Hugh's not some dirty old man. He's more like, oh I dunno, Jesus. Here's the details from ...

Nick Bollea (a.k.a. Nick Hogan) was sentenced to eight months in Florida County Jail today after pleading no contest to charges of felony reckless driving. Wow, a book finally got thrown at a celeb that deserved it. Check out the details from People: In ...

George Clooney is shocked - SHOCKED! - and hurt by the failure of 'Leatherheads'. The football movie - which was ridiculously released at the start of baseball season - grossed only $36 million which is $22 million short of its $58 million budget. Cloone...

George Clooney sat down with Rolling Stone movie critic Peter Travers Wednesday night for a special screening of Leatherheads. During the Q & A, The Chinned One discussed his acting past and his experiences on the set of Roseanne which included a sexual ...

Production on The Manson Girls is scheduled to start in early July but Lindsay Lohan won't be a part of it. Rumor has it she's been axed by producers because they couldn't find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. Lindsay was to play the par...

If you're guessing the identity of the mystery daddy of the baby in Minnie Driver's womb as The Riches star Eddie Izzard, you'd be wrong. And if you guessed San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi, you'd also be wrong. The British actress, 38, won't reveal t...

I get a ton, no, make that a space ton, of e-mails from publicists trying to get me to shill their client/wares. Well, this time around, one particular publicist knew how to push my buttons: By sending a pic of Nick Cannon with a Limited Edition Grand Th...

Nothing's funnier than a domestic violence 911 call. Especially one that involves Vanilla Ice. Am I right? High five! Anyway, after six minutes of sheer lunacy (audio after the jump) you'll find it comforting to know that Vanilla's wife Laura dropped the...

Amy Winehouse is out on bail after being arrested yesterday for smoking crack on video. So, now here's the part of the day, conveniently timed before lunch, where I post pics of Amy in her perpetual state of disarray. Or, as I like to call it, the Aw, Ge...

Jessica Alba seems to be cuckoo for staring contests. So much so, that's she willing to engage in them online. I included a video of her staring prowess after the jump which is either the most seductive and/or creepiest thing I've ever seen without my pa...

Here's photographic proof that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are, indeed, romantically involved. I don't know how the guy does it. I mean, roofies eventually wear off, right? I keep trying to get chicks at the bar to drop one in my drink and take advan...

Britney Spears is done filming her second appearance on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother. This time around her character Abby is dating Doogie Howser's character Barney which must be really awkward for the Doog considering he publicly complained abou...

Elisha Cuthbert continues her Hawaiian vacation with her boyfriend Guy I Hate Because He's Not Me. As I've learned from you, astute readers, Elisha is Canadian. Does that mean she's ineligible for the Congressional Medal of Honor? Because I'm pretty sure...

While Brad and Ange are kicking it in France waiting for the arrival of the baby, rumor has it that Angelina Jolie is expecting twin girls. That's right, the parents of four will be the parents of six kids. Star magazine quotes a family insider as saying:...

Katherine Heigl is said to be really really ready to blow off TV and concentrate on making theatrical films only but still has a couple of reservations about making the big jump. A source close to the actress says: She saw what can happen with someone lik...

Minnie Driver hinted at who the father of her child might be to The Independent and denied rumors that it's San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi. Also, judging by her information, the father is not Criss Angel. Great, so I built this bunker for nothing. ...

Last night's elimination felled another American Idol wannabe - or didn't wannabe - Jason Castro who mumbled the words to Bob Dylan's Mr. Tambourine Man on purpose Tuesday's show and got the boot. Castro's rendition of Bob Marley's I Shot the Sheriff was ...

Don't ask Lindsay's dad Michael Lohan his opinion of his ex-wife Dina being honored as a Top Mom. He calls the award a joke. Are you kidding? Top celebrity mom? he said. Look at her off-screen antics, her lack of morals and how she conducts herself. I gue...

Mingling Moms is having some serious regrets about honoring Dina Lohan Tuesday night as one of the Top 20 Moms of Long Island. Dina was voted in through an online survey which begs the question, Who's letting their wife use the Internet, and why are you ...

This whole Dina Lohan/Mingling Moms fiasco keeps getting better. St. Michael Lohan already chimed in his two cents to TMZ Tuesday night, but now he's talking to Page Six about his disgust with Dina's recognition as a Top Mom: Michael fumed, Are you kidd...

First, sorry for two Ashlee Simpson 's post in a row. Totally unplanned. Please, don't kill me. Anyway, Ashlee and Pete Wentz are reportedly walking down the aisle next week! Somebody apparently whipped out the shotgun and my money's on Joe Simpson. And,...

Amy Winehouse has been arrested again making it the 2,567th time this month. This time it's for the video of Amy smoking crack and downing six Valium. Turns out that's illegal. Who knew? BBC News reports: A Metropolitan Police (Met) spokesman said the ar...

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, one fourth of the clucking you hear when watching The View, decided to show off her sweet bikini-clad post-pregnant bod in the pages of Fitness Magazine. Elisabeth did a bunch of stuff like dieting, exercising and whatever else Repu...

In case you can't tell by the headline, this post will tackle deep medical issues using the most scientific of terms. For realz. N/J. Every once in a while The Sun drops an expose that shakes the very field of journalism to its core. Today they examined ...

Dina Lohan attended a ceremony last night held by Mingling Moms, a Long Island social networking for mothers, where she was honored as one of the organization's Top Moms. However, by attending, Dina skipped out on a mandatory visit to her shrink. But, da...

So, I just learned that drinking beer can help lactation which is about the greatest scientific discovery since that guy who put those fizzy things in bottles of Guinness (Excluding the time I choked on one.). According to Page Six, Christina Aguilera is...

Rocker and serial celebrity dater John Mayer loves that the gossip rags have linked him to yet another Hollywood beauty - Jennifer Aniston. How else is the guy going to get into the news? Anyway, he recently hinted that all that stuff written about him in...

The countdown has begun until the announcement that Scarlett Johansson and whatshisname (Ryan Reynolds) have officially ended their engagement. The starlet flashed an attention-getting diamond engagement ring Monday night at the Costume Institute Gala in ...

Ahh, what's more romantic than eloping with the love of your life? Getting a solid air-tight prenuptial agreement before you go, that's what! Did we think Mariah Carey would get hitched and risk her mega-millions without one? Nuh-uh! Mimi wants everyone ...

Britney Spears has been granted a graduated expansion of her time with sons Jayden and Sean, according to Kevin Federline's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan via TMZ's live feed. It appears to be official that Britney is no longer batshit insane and has demonst...

Paris Hilton's personal touch will be seen on the new line of the the popular German fashion doll Steffi Love. Jesus, who the hell would buy their kid a doll designed by Paris Hilton? Isn't that technically child abuse? I'd rather give my kid crack and h...

Kate Moss took part in a topless photo shoot while off promoting her new lingerie line Agent Provocateur. I don't know what the hell the naked pics have to do with anything, but I'll assume it's part of the lingerie business. Or at least should be. I shu...

Lindsay Lohan has gone from nympho (yay!) to klepto (aw.). Last night she was spotted getting close with Nicole Richie's man Joel Madden at Hornitos (above). But that's not her only caper. The New York Post is reporting that Lindsay allegedly ganked a fu...

Any awards show brave and thoughtful enough to nominate National Treasure: Book of Secrets as the best picture of the year deserves our special attention. So clearly the MTV Movie Award nominations warrant your perusal. As executive producer Mark Burnett...

I love the stars of 24 and their heroic, undying dedication to patriotism. You've got Jack Bauer himself Kiefer Sutherland who singlehandedly keeps the good people at Jack Daniels in business. Then you've got his TV daughter Elisha Cuthbert who graces us...

Ashton Kutcher says he's given up punking his co-stars. The 'That 70s Show' star, who produced and starred in 'Punk'd', playing gags on Hollywood stars such as Justin Timberlake and Frankie Muniz. The cruel assaults weren't always well appreciated by the...

Amy Winehouse is literally coming to pieces. She was spotted yesterday looking like the missing link and not wearing her beehive while hanging out with friends. Turns out the beehive conceals a bald spot that is either a.) a by-product of the beehive or ...

Britney Spears will do the unthinkable today and actually appear to request more visitation time with her kids. In a stark contrast from the fall, Britney has her shit together and many expect her to get more QT with the chitlin's. The AP reports: With t...

A 22-year-old Columbia University college student claims Lindsay Lohan stole her $11,000 mink coat in January. Masha Markova thought she lost the blonde coat, a gift from her grandmother, while attending a party at 1 Oak in New York City. Two weeks later ...

Prenuptial agreements are a gift from God. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing then sober up, realize you made a gigantic mistake and still keep all your cash. They're greeaat! So great, in fact, that Mariah Carey made sure to have ...

Tom Cruise is in the risky business (Swish!) of trying to resell himself as the mega movie star of yore. Today, he launched his new website Tom Cruise.com that includes a special message from Tom. I'm not going to run it here because a.) goddamn thing wo...

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are engaged, according to People: Reynolds, 31, currently filming the aptly named The Proposal in Boston with Sandra Bullock, recently popped the question to Johansson, 23. The couple have not set a wedding date. The ...

Jesus, Mary and Joseph this news is legit. Dina Lohan will be recognized as a mother of the year by an organization whose charter undoubtedly requires a commitment to smoking crack rocks the size of Buicks. TMZ reports: Mingling Moms, a social networking...

Whoever cast Jennifer Aniston in Marley & Me is my new Jesus. The film is shooting in Miami where Jennifer is guaranteed to be sporting a bikini at least once a week. This time around she's got a friend with her (red bikini) who I'm 90% positive is John ...

Britney Spears returned to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to attend Jamie Lynn's baby shower this weekend. Relatives say Britney took to her old banjo like a cousin taking his mother in a haystack. E! News reports: E! News has learned that mom and d...