Here's Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend and I had no idea her ass is a goddamn epic battle between Just the Right Amount of Ghetto and Jennifer Love Hewitt. But I'm here to help. *picks up broadsword* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!... ...read full story ...

In an effort to make Elin & Tiger Woods look like pansies, Charlie Sheen allegedly attacked his drunken wife Brooke Mueller with a knife on Christmas night. While details of the incident are sketchy particularly now that Brooke is... ...read full story ...

8. MEGAN FOX Posted: 12/3/2009 Despite the fact these were about as real as Xenu holding the Baby Jesus on Santa's lap, you guys flocked to these Photoshopped pics of Megan Fox that were allegedly hacked from her computer.... ...read full story ...

Right before the holiday, an apparently drunken John Mayer and Samantha Ronson decided to spread some Christmas cheer to the paparazzi by letting them and bystanders film their antics including Samantha and John loudly describing a night of passion. ...re...

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It seems that the early deaths of her two friends Natasha Richardson and David Carradine, really affected Uma Thurman. It made her re-evaluate her life, friends say, and helped her decide that her engagement to fiance Arpad 'Arki' Busson isn't the right t...

It seems that Jessica Simpson was torn up at hearing the news that her ex-boyfriend, Tony Romo, has got engaged. Jess was torn up about it, a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer. She obsesses over Tony's every move with Candice, and she's a...

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Daniel Day-Lewis admits that being a perfectionist isn't so great. He says that being a perfectionist means dedicating yourself to a life of disappointment. I guess you could say I've dedicated myself to a life of disappointment because that's the luck of...

Here's Sienna Miller in Barbados yesterday and I almost didn't recognize her in some of these shots. Probably because she wasn't fucking a married man and/or Jude Law which I just assumed was her calling card. Sort of like... ...read full story ...

Bad news, everybody. Christmas has herpes. Ha! Just kidding. It's only the clap. On that note, The Superficial is bailing early for the holidays, but I'll be back Monday to kick off some light holiday posting and a look... ...read full story ...

Paris Hilton couldn't wait till tomorrow to open her Christmas presents and has unwrapped her gifts from boyfriend. And it seems she was thrilled, since Santa Doug Reinhardt brought her a jewelry, including a diamond ring. ...

Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack is now openly claiming her autopsy results won't be an overdose despite basically every piece of evidence pointing towards that outcome. (Read: Marrying a man who looks like he keeps jars of women's hair... ...read ...

New court documents in the Courtney Love/Frances Bean debacle suggest domestic violence might've been a factor in placing Frances in the care of her grandparents. Because having a junkie mom who presumably had a hand in your dad's death... ...read full st...

- Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins separated months ago and apparently no one gave a shit. At least they weren't stuck in a well. [PopEater] - Leonardo DiCaprio might literally be eating a salad courtside at a Lakers game.... ...read full story ...

Redbox, which operate DVD kiosks around the US, are dispatching teams to remove the Deadline box art from kiosk displays. - RadarOnline... ...read full story ...

It has been claimed that Tiger Woods is still sleeping with his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. They have been sleeping together the entire time since the scandal broke, a source told the tabloid. ...

Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara's lives are just like that show they're on except this part doesn't end with me punching my TV and cursing God for afflicting me with the uncanny ability to watch each week. Via Access... ...read full story ...

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So apparently Britney Spears' conservatorship won't be ending. TMZ reports: The judge didn't specify how long the conservatorship will remain in place, but lawyers involved in the matter tell TMZ they expect it to last somewhere between six months.. ...re...

Warning: Exotic life forms are surrounding you! James Cameron's Avatar delivers next generation special effects, resulting in a fully immersing cinematic experience of a new kind with Dolby 3D and Dolby Digital Surround Sound. Ubisoft's recent relea ...re...

Yes, it's official, Jamie-Lynn Siglerr is single again!!! She recently broke up from her boyfriend, Jerry Ferrara. A source close to the couple explained to People magazine why the things did not work between the two. ...

Tom Cruise is being sued for $5 million by Michael David Sapir who claims the actor and private investigator Anthony Pellicano illegally wiretapped his home. TMZ reports: There is a long history between Cruise and Sapir. In 2001, Cruise... ...read full st...

Olivia Munn's issue of MYMAG apparently contains a preview for her upcoming book Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and wait a minute. Hold on. Olivia Munn took precious time away from standing around in... ...read full story ...

- Katy Perry did not bang Robert Pattinson the other day. You can take her off the Kill List now, Twi-hards. [Lainey Gossip] - Meg Ryan or Samantha Ronson? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Rachel Uchitel breaks her silence... ...read full story ...

Brittany Murphy's apparently executed a will years before she married Simon Monjack which leaves everything to her mother Susan Murphy, according to TMZ: The house Brittany owned and died in was held in trust -- a trust created several... ...read full sto...

Honeymooners Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa were spotted in Mexico yesterday, and for a guy who lost his virginity just a few days ago, he doesn't seem too excited. I understand he saw things his dad warned him about.... ...read full story ...

Sticking closely to the Paris Hilton playbook she smuggled in her ass all those years ago, a lingerie-clad Kim Kardashian appears in the latest Carl's Jr. commercial promoting their new salad. Of course, no one will ever order one... ...read full story ...

Because pale, awkward vampires are this year's pirates dressed like Keith Richards, here's shots of Michelle Williams in Hawaii over the weekend. *waits for all that young people traffic to roll in* Any minute now... Photos: Splash News... ...read full st...

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators are engaged, according to Us Weekly: I'm happy to confirm that Carrie Underwood is engaged to Mike Fisher, and the couple couldn't be happier, the rep tells Us. No wedding... ...read full story ...

- James Franco on SNL: Best of the season? [Lainey Gossip] - Rihanna almost brought some holiday cheer. So close. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - LeAnn Rimes husband files for divorce. [PopEater] - Alyssa Milano gets Jersey Shore-ified.... ...read fu...

These are outtakes from Lindsay Lohan's shoot for Muse, and I'm trying to figure out why they didn't make the cut. My only guess is because there's a toilet in them and Lindsay's publicist would prefer she not be... ...read full story ...

Here's Jimmy Choo president and Christian Slater's ex-girlfirend Tamara Mellon sunbathing topless in St. Barth's yesterday. For those of you too young to even know what a Christian Slater is, let me see if I can explain him: Long... ...read full story ...

For the record, no one's actually announced this, I just figured I'd beat the rush so everybody can get back to their Christmas shopping. You're welcome. UPDATE: Nailed it. Photos: Fame... ...read full story ...

Welcome to the Most Retarded Decision Known to Man: BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his Wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. Im pregnant!!!! Being the eternal optimist that... ...read full story ...

Someone apparently thought it'd be adorable to dress their young daughter up to meet her idol Dita Von Teese at a book-signing for Dita: Stripteese in LA yesterday. Because if there's anyone a little girl should want to be... ...read full story ...

Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack did an incredible job not looking guilty as fuck yesterday by telling Cedars-Sinai medical staff that he didn't want an autopsy for his late wife despite the fact a treasure trove of prescription meds... ...read ful...

Brittany Murphy died of cardiac arrest early this morning. She was 32. TMZ reports: A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack, the... ...read full story ...

Scans of Tara Reid's Playboy spread are already starting to leak online, but in an effort to avoid Hugh Hefner coming to my house and putting his old man balls on my face - The Holly Madison, I believe... ...read full story ...

Blake Lively attended the New York premiere of Sherlock Holmes last night, but a quick Google search tells me she's not even in the movie! How is this not false advertisement? Somebody get me a lawyer who's willing to... ...read full story ...

Jessica Simpson apparently didn't sleep with Tiger Woods because she knew about his cheatin' ways. The Chicago Sun-Times reports: According to the source, Simpson had heard about Woods' wandering when she and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo w ...read...

Jon and Kate Gosselin's divorce was just finalized this morning and there's a pretty good chance Jon's going to need that gun he just bought. For his mouth. TMZ reports: We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make... ...read full story ...

For anyone who's seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can't even look... ...read full story ...

Back in 2007, Tiger I Put My Penis in All of Vegas Woods apparently went on ESPN and criticized Michael Vick for not coming out sooner about his dogfight scandal. Via SPORTSbyBROOKS: If you made that big a mistake,... ...read full story ...

Here's Victoria's Secret/Sports Illustrated model Jessica Hart at Bondi Beach yesterday. I know I should probably comment on the gap in her teeth, but since I love women so much, I've been staring directly at Jessica Hart's breasts trying... ...read full ...

- Toby Keith should stick to performing proctological procedures with his boot. [PopEater] - Cate Blanchett > Sienna Miller. [Lainey Gossip] - Geri Halliwell keeps working the Ginger Spice Rack. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Emmanuelle Chriqui ...re...

Meet Premo Stallone. For the five people who consider Star a reliable source, he might be the one who really fertilized Kourtney Kardashian's egg instead of on/off boyfriend Scott Disick: In our Dec. 28 issue, we report that Kim's... ...read full story ...

- Gwyneth Paltrow hawks hotels now. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge invited to the premiere of Avatar. -- I don't get it. [PopEater] - Adrianne Curry riding a mechanical bull. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Tiger Woods is forced... ...read full st...

While Elin Woods packs up the kids to ditch Tiger for the holidays, presumably so he'll leave whore DNA on the coffee table, sources say their divorce is 100 percent on. ABC News reports: According to Coyne, Nordegren is... ...read full story ...

While simultaneously complaining about Frances Bean not being a private person, Courtney Love continued to air their dirty laundry all over Facebook yesterday: this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i... ...read full st...