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Rihanna gets her bikini on for Matt Kemp

2010-01-05

Rihanna and Matt Kemp of the Dodgers were spotted on a romantic getaway in Mexico yesterday and this guy has it so made in this relationship. Think about it, all he has to do is not act like Chris... ...read full story ...

 

Tila Tequila milks Casey Johnson's death on Twitter

2010-01-05

Despite tweeting she was going to be offline w family to mourn the death of Casey Johnson, Tila Tequila's midget famewhore genes kicked in and she decided to milk this thing for all it's worth by firing off a... ...read full story ...

 

Uma Thurman Is Having A Hard Time

2010-01-05

It seems that the deaths of her close friends really messed up Uma Thurman. After breaking the engagement with Arpad Busson things didn't get better making her close friends really worried. ...

 

Modelling Wasn't Kate Moss' Dream

2010-01-05

The catwalk queen recently declared that she never dreamed being a model. I would never have thought about being a model, ever, Kate Moss, told a UK newspaper ...

 

Kristen Bell wants to have lesbian sex with this

2010-01-04

Kristen Bell recently filmed Burlesque with Christina Aguilera and the experience left her wanting to rub her face in some Xtina funbags which I'm just now noticing might have shrunk. NOOOOOO! While I figure out a way to spear... ...read full story ...

 

Jake Gyllenhaal Wants To Finish His Education

2010-01-04

Even if he dropped out of University for acting, Jake Gyllenhaal wants to finish his degree. Jake studied Eastern religions and philosophy at Columbia University for two years, until 2000. I dropped out of Columbia University in 2000 after two years of st...

 

Gwen Stefani in a bikini

2010-01-04

Here's Gwen Stefani on the beach in St. Barth's today and can someone explain to me why she's wearing Wonder Woman's armbands? More importantly, why is it so expensive to get my face surgically altered to look like Gavin... ...read full story ...

 

Miranda Kerr's ass and other news

2010-01-04

- James Franco's thighs: Not for everyone. [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Brown might be able to revive his career. Provided he's still able to make music at 50. [PopEater] - Andriy Voronin's love for his wife could take somebody's... ...read full story ...

 

Tila Tequila is NOT pregnant. Yet.

2010-01-04

So remember when Tila Tequila said she's pregnant and a surrogate mother for her brother? She basically pulled that shit out of her leprechaun ass. For the most part. Us Magazine reports: I said I'm going to become a... ...read full story ...

 

Hayden Panettiere in a bikini

2010-01-04

Did I say Monday? I'm a goddamn liar. Because apparently ignoring the basic laws of physics is this year's Twitter, here's Hayden Panettiere with her latest gravy train, Ukrainian heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, celebrating the New Year in Mia ...re...

 

Everybody's getting back together

2010-01-04

After she was spotted wearing her wedding ring over the weekend, Elin Nordegren Woods might be ready to take Tiger Woods back, according to The Scoop: Tiger and Elin still love each other, according to a person close to... ...read full story ...

 

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini looks bruisey

2010-01-04

Lindsay and Ali Lohan spent the New Years weekend in St. Barth's where I can only assume they clung to the side of ships like barnacles then snuck aboard and pretended they're the maids. But before you assume that's... ...read full story ...

 

Will Jay-Z Organize Robbie Williams' Wedding?

2010-01-04

Jay-Z wants to organize Robbie Williams' wedding, it has been reported. After preparing Beyonce Knowles' wedding in 2008, Jay-Z seems to know just what Robbie and his girl, Ayda Field, need....

 

Jennifer Aniston Thinks Brad Pitt's Relationship With Angelina Jolie Is A Sham

2010-01-04

According to recent rumors, Jennifer Aniston thinks Brad Pitt's relationship with Angelina Jolie is a total sham. She seems convinced that her ex-husband is being manipulated by Angelina Jolie and that Pitt is faking he's a happy married man for the camer...

 

No More Sherlock Holmes Sequel Because Sherlock Is Gay

2010-01-04

It seems that Guy Ritchie's plans for shooting a Sherlock Holmes sequel has to be put aside for the moment. Andrea Plunket, who holds the copyright to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's literary creation, is not so happy with Robert Downey Jr.'s comments that Holme...

 

Tiger Woods is ready for prison sex now

2010-01-04

> Pre-golf club to the face, Tiger Woods posed shirtless for the cover of February's Vanity Fair and Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there's maybe... ...read full story...

 

Megan Fox doing awesome job not drawing comparisons to Angelina Jolie

2010-01-04

No, I didn't get collagen to look more like Angelina. I'm, uh, having an allergic reaction. From making out with my brother. No, wait. -- Billy Bob Thornton. SWISH. Photos: Fame... ...read full story ...

 

Members area was updated

2010-01-03

Added new celebrity - Jewel Kilcher!
Added 16 photos of Jewel Kilcher.

 

I almost forgot....

2010-01-01

The Penis Button Posted: 5/7/09 I know it's 2010 already, but I honestly couldn't live with myself if I didn't pay respect to what was unquestionably the crowning moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa's Penis Button. And for those of... ...read full story ...

 

Members area was updated

2010-01-01

Added 16 photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

Lady GaGa's Vagina Says 'Adios, 2009!'

2009-12-31

Before I leave you staring at Lady GaGa's vagina until Monday (You're welcome, by the way.), let's take a look back at the celebrity moments that defined 2009 and weren't just naked pictures. Even though those are the real... ...read full story ...

 

Members area was updated

2009-12-31

Added 16 photos of Christina Ricci.

 

We are doomed as a society.

2009-12-31

Years from now when we're huddled in old cars hiding from our robot overlords, I'll turn to the frightened family who traded me some boots for a can of beans and say I knew this was coming the moment... ...read full story ...

 

BEST OF 2009: The Rihanna Nudes

2009-12-31

1. RIHANNA Posted: 5/8/2009 When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote... ...read full sto...

 

BEST OF 2009: Dita Von Teese Goes Lesbian

2009-12-31

2. DITA VON TEESE Posted: 10/20/2009 I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you're like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can... ...read full story ...

 

Kate Hudson And Owen Wilson Together Again

2009-12-31

After she recently split from Alex Rodriguez, Kate Hudson thought that Owen Wilson was not so bad, after all… And the two are, again, a couple… romantic, huh? They hadn't seen each other for some time, but when things took a turn for the worse with Al...

 

Leighton Meester wearing who the hell knows and other news

2009-12-30

- Chris Brown Jet-skis after beating Rihanna, yet becomes a hermit when nobody likes his music. Nice. [Lainey Gossip] - Denise Richards is ready to detonate. Knew she wouldn't let me down. [PopEater] - Christina Aguilera is really glad... ...read full sto...

 

Charlie Sheen's wife wants to work it out

2009-12-30

While an obvious effort - to this writer anyway - by Charlie Sheen's people ensues to dig up dirt on his wife and the arresting officer from their Christmas fight, Brooke Mueller clearly has a death wish because she... ...read full story ...

 

BEST OF 2009: Britney Spears Topless

2009-12-30

4. BRITNEY SPEARS Posted: 6/7/2009 When these photos of a dirty version of Gimme More leaked online, I honestly didn't think anyone would want to see Britney Spears' bare nipples covered in magic marker because it'd be a sad... ...read full story ...

 

Lindsay Lohan Mania!

2009-12-30

Video: Pacific Coast News Lindsay Lohan went shopping in New York last night where her mere presence drew a crowd so large it required the police to come out and direct traffic. Seriously, Lindsay Lohan? Considering it was 80... ...read full story ...

 

Is RIHANNA Falling Apart?

2009-12-30

Rumors say that Rihanna's friends fear that the star is falling apart, since she spends all her spare time partying and boozing. Her new tattoo also was interpreted a message that she's driving herself to the ground: Never a failure, always a lesson. ...

 

Marlon Wayans is sassy

2009-12-30

Despite the fact he starred in G.I. Joe and should be cast into the sea to spend his days in the belly of a whale, Marlon Wayans found himself the target of the paparazzi last night where he fired... ...read full story ...

 

BEST OF 2009: Milla Jovovich Naked Time

2009-12-30

3. MILLA JOVOVICH Posted: 9/8/2009 If these pics of Milla Jovovovich were ever removed from the Internet, the very fabric of our existence would be sucked into the resulting gap. That's how much you guys liked looking at her... ...read full story ...

 

Brooke Hogan in a bikini is still out there

2009-12-30

HULK: So, listen, the way I have sex is I hide in the bushes behind my mate's beach chair then pull her in from behind. So if I accidentally grab you instead of Jennifer, it's not my fault. I... ...read full story ...

 

Taylor Lautner And Taylor Swift Fighting Over Food

2009-12-29

It seems that their diet options affect Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift's romantic life. While Lautner is very strict on his diet and very health-conscious, Swift is devoted to anti-diet, eating anything from meat to biscuits and gravy. ...

 

Members area was updated

2009-12-29

Added 16 photos of Britney Spears.

 

Giuliana & Bill Returns January 3rd!

2009-12-29

Once upon a time, E! News anchor Giuliana DePandi interviewed Apprentice winner Bill Rancic. They fell in love, got married and settled down in Chicago and L.A.! Watch their wedded bliss unfold in Style's real-life romantic comedy. Catch the... ...read fu...

 

BEST OF 2009: Heidi Montag Gets 'Nude'

2009-12-29

5. HEIDI MONTAG Posted: 8/14/2009 We're already halfway through the Top 10 Most Visited Posts of 2009, and somehow Heidi Montag is sitting at #5. Heidi Montag. And she's not really naked! I'm sorry, folks, but this is for... ...read full story ...

 

Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini and other news

2009-12-29

- Britney Spears' dying her hair could mean vagina flashing is just around the corner. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner stop pretending they're dating. [PopEater] - The Sugarbabes in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Ange ...re...

 

The Wentz's abuse their child with their dumb faces and other news

2009-12-29

- Jude Law and Sienna Miller should probably not wear swimwear together. [Lainey Gossip] - Tyra Banks is quitting her talk show already. She knows she's not Oprah, right? Tell me someone's said that to her. [PopEater] - Pamela... ...read full story ...

 

Coco in a bikini = GOOD GOD

2009-12-29

Ice-T's wife Coco is vacationing in Miami this week and I don't even know how to process whatever the hell this is I'm looking it. Part of me says fire up the hot tub and scented candles, while the... ...read full story ...

 

That was fast. The Kardashian Baby, everyone.

2009-12-29

It's barely been two weeks and Kourtney Kardashian is already pimping her newborn son Mason Dash Disick in the latest issue of Life & Style. In fact, I'm pretty sure she gnawed off the umbilical cord just in time... ...read full story ...

 

Lindsay Lohan draws a crowd? WTF?

2009-12-29

Lindsay Lohan went shopping in New York last night where her mere presence drew a crowd so large it required the police to come out and direct traffic. Seriously, Lindsay Lohan? Considering it was 80 below zero on the... ...read full story ...

 

Charlie Sheen: 'My wife's jealous of my daughter'

2009-12-29

According to police documents, Charlie Sheen told officers at the scene of his fight with wife Brooke Mueller that his wife was jealous of a Christmas song he shares with his daughter Sam from Denise Richards. This led to... ...read full story ...

 

Michael Lohan kicked his ex in the vagina. Of course.

2009-12-29

Michael Lohan's ex-girlfriend Erin Muller filed a detailed list of abuse in court papers yesterday which are a response to Michael Lohan's harassment allegations against her. And it looks like she's going with the classic defense of Are you... ...read ful...

 

BEST OF 2009: Amber Rose Topless

2009-12-29

6. AMBER ROSE Posted: 8/19/2009 After posting these pics of Amber Rose wandering around Miami topless, I learned something: If you slap tits on a weird chemo patient that has sex with Kanye West, people will look. I like... ...read full story ...

 

BEST OF 2009: Heidi Klum Covered in Chocolate

2009-12-29

7. HEIDI KLUM Posted: 10/30/2009 PHOTOGRAPHER: I need a really hot photo shoot idea for Heidi Klum. EINSTEIN'S GHOST: Cover her naked body in chocolate sauce. PHOTOGRAPHER: .... I am so glad you haunt me. EINSTEIN'S GHOST: E =... ...read full story ...

 

BEST OF 2009: Elin Woods in a Bikini

2009-12-28

10. ELIN NORDEGREN WOODS Posted: 12/2/2009 These pics have barely been on the site for a month, but thanks to Elin's Viking Blood becoming enraged by The Wandering Tiger Cock, they almost immediately cracked their way into the year's... ...read full story...

 

BEST OF 2009: Joanna Krupa Nude

2009-12-28

9. JOANNA KRUPA Posted: 11/13/2009 Even to this day nobody really knows who or what a Joanna Krupa is, but thanks to the intrinsic beauty of Internet, that hasn't stop anyone from wondering what her nipples look like. Somewhere... ...read full story ...

 

Jude Law Thinks 'Girls Like A Bad Boy'

2009-12-28

Jude Law recently explained why he's so successful when it comes to girls: women like bad boys. Simple as that. I think women like bad boys, Jude told Parade magazine. That's been my experience. I just think it's kind of a given. You know, at a certain ag...

 
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