Usually a 4th sequel is stretching it but 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' grossed an estimated $151 million from Thursday to Sunday, according to Paramount Pictures. The Harrison Ford picture ranks just slightly behind the 'Pirates of...

Jenna Jameson fancies herself as the next Angelina Jolie. Frankly, I'm surprised they're not twin sisters. Who knew? Anyway, Jenna, who is way younger than her face and duck lips suggest, is ready to become a walking baby factory, according to Us Magazin...

Lindsay Lohan brought her cans to Cannes (Ha! Get it? I'm retarded.) along with her gal-pal Samantha Ronson. The two are rumored to be a couple and apparently were caught kissing on P. Diddy's yacht. But it was more the Aww, they're so happy together les...

Years ago, I swore a sacred oath to always post pictures of chicks in bikinis regardless of race, age or booblessness. You see, my father before me was a bikini poster. And his father before him. And so on and so forth through the Superficial lineage. Ou...

Denise Richards is taking advantage of the news vacuum created by the 3-Day Weekend and opening her mouth to anyone in the press that will listen. This time around, it's Page Six who has the scoop on Charlie Sheen's sperm: Richards claims the e-mails sen...

The Superficial will be embarking on an epic three-day weekend, and I hope you guys have some fun in the sun like our pal Britney. As for me, I'm not doing anything special. Just relaxing and participating in the usual recreational activities of the comm...

While John Mayer is allegedly wielding a Herculean wang, that doesn't stop him from finding other ways to satisfy the ladies. Apparently he carries around an arsenal of sexy gadgets in his man-purse. Check out this report from Star on the action Jennifer...

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have sold their multi-million dollar New York penthouse apparently because neighbors are sick of their hard-partying ways. You'd think the president was living here, said one neighbor in the Meatpacking District who complained ...

Nick Hogan is a mess behind bars and finding out that prison is not for widdle kids like himself. Audio of the 17-year-old's conversations with mama Linda and daddy Hulk are on the internet and in them Nick is blubbering and complaining about stuff like h...

Denise Richards is back whining again. She simply can't live on the meager peanuts - $52,000 PER MONTH - she gets from her ex Charlie Sheen. The beotch went on Larry King Live and The View to complain about how she was forced to do her cheesy reality sho...

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are caring for their 3-month-old twins, Max and Emme, full time and without the help of nannies says a report in Us Weekly. The magazine says that the couple's nanny abruptly left in mid-April, and they have since decided t...

As if having your dad threaten to kill your boyfriend isn't bad enough, he has to brag about it to the media! Over-protective pop Terrence Howard didn't appreciate his 14-year-old daughter dating a classmate he didn't like so he put a stop to it. He says...

Dear Ms. Stone, If you have inside information that proves it's actually 1992 and not 2008, kindly forward it to my immediate attention. In the meantime, I'm gonna have to ask you to put those things away. Yeah, you're at Cannes - Woo-hoo! But, please, d...

Admittedly, I give Us Weekly a lot of shit, but every once in a while they come across an exclusive that knocks my socks (and pants) off. This time the crack reporters have the inside scoop on Christina Aguilera's bra size. I tried to beat them to the pu...

These are shots of Kristen Bell yesterday on the set of her new movie When in Rome. I'll let you guys figure out why I posted them. Here's a clue to get you started: It has nothing to do with my love of the Mediterranean but everything to do with my love...

Chances are you've heard the reports that Shania Twain's 14 year marriage to producer Mutt Lange is in the crapper. Turns out ol' Mutt has been seeing another woman, if that's what you want to call the thing standing next to Shania. (I'm going with Jabbe...

As jaded as I am, there are times when I actually feel sorry for Britney Spears. The cameras always following her. Jackass bloggers taking cracks at her bikini belly (here and here). It gets to you. But then I quickly snapped out of it when I came across...

Bartender turned rocker David Cook has been voted the 2008 American Idol by a monumental margin of 12 million votes over his 17 year old competitor David Archuleta. This came as a surprise to many, especially after the slam judge Simon Cowell put on Cook ...

Calling her voice faintly goth Marilyn Manson lost in a sonic fog, Rolling Stone mag - along with most music critics - has given a scathing review to the debut album of actress Scarlett Johansson. The 23-year-old released her vanity album Anywhere I Lay M...

Denise Richards is doing the best she can to promote her new reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated but not really, I mean, c'mon, I'm Denise Richards. I once ate a button - yesterday. She's been on Larry King Live, The Today Show and The View (v...

The words scandal and Jodie Foster just don't seem to go together as the actress is one of the most respected people in Hollywood. While it was no shock that Jodie is a lesbian (we knew that), it is a surprise to hear the rumors that the actress cheated o...

Aerosmith's Steven Tyler is back in rehab. The 60-year-old frontman and father of Liv Tyler checked himself into a clinic of the Las Encinas Hospital in Pasadena, California. Friends of the rock legend, who had reportedly kicked drug and alcohol addictio...

Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder have sparked rumors that the two are cozying up to one another on the set of their new film The Privates Lives of Pippa Lee. Star mag says a source says they hang out together and they are always in each other's trailers. Th...

Denise Richards may be a walking amalgamation of dumb, but she knows where to find sperm. During her divorce from Charlie Sheen, he claimed that Denise e-mailed him asking for sample of his Hot Shots. In a blatant effort to promote her new reality show D...

Because I'm so awesome, I just now caught wind of the Harrison Ford PSA where he waxes his chest to stop deforestation. No foolin', video after the jump. Since we're on the subject of Captain Solo himself, I'm increasingly excited to check out the new In...

Hayden Panettiere freakin' loves those sea creatures. So much so that she's auctioning off a VIP whale-watching trip with you, her and five of your closest friends (Interesting number choice...). The auctions are a joint effort with Hayden's new social n...

Joe Simpson is a friggin' genius. Not only does he sell photo rights of his daughter's wedding to People, but also of Jessica Simpson drunk as shit at the reception - which makes the cover. Awww. Ashlee's wedding really was a magical princess fairy tale ...

Jesus! I thought these two only came out on holidays. Great, now it looks like Heidi and Spencer will mug like retarded sea-monkeys at any event. Even more disturbing is that it appears to be Bat Day and yet somehow they walked out with all their hair, t...

Britney Spears' dad Jamie Spears gave up his private catering career to wrangle in his daughter's crazy. He decided to pay himself (from Britney's estate) $10,000 for lost wages. I can't remember the last time I saw her vagina, so, shit, why not make a m...

Batman star Christian Bale has been confirmed for not just one but -- I'll be back! all 3 Terminator films in the works! Bale will pick up the role of John Connor, the leader of the human rebels who battle the machines in the future. The Welsh-born Bale, ...

Jessica Alba's own brother, Josh Alba, didn't even know his sister got married. In fact, he seemed quite stunned he even had a sister. That's odd. If Jessica Alba were my sister, I'd be more stunned by how often I drilled a hole in the shower wall respec...

Olympic gold medalist Kristi Yamaguchi has another trophy for her house with her win last night on Dancing with the Stars. The figure skater and her partner Mark Ballas came into the final contest Tuesday with a perfect score and bested football star Jaso...

Jessica Alba and her baby's daddy Cash Warren got hitched in a secret courthouse ceremony. The 'Fantastic Four' actress tied the knot with her fiance on Monday, her spokesperson has confirmed. Sources says nobody else attended the wedding, not family, not...

When I married Demi, I was 25, I was the host of 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the number one show in America, I had the number one show on cable and the number one show on FOX, and I'd just beat Prince William as the most eligible bachelor in the world, A...

What did the weird one, who fled the US after beating child sex charges and went to Bahrain to hang out while dressed in a birkha then wanted to buy an Irish castle so he could set up a theme park featuring magical drunken little leprechauns, agree to do ...

Katie has been blessed by Lord Xenu or Pizza the Hutt or whoever the hell Scientologists worship these days, and has landed a role in the Broadway revival of All My Sons, according to People: Holmes, who had been reportedly in final negotiations for the ...

Fergie performed/butchered the Heart classic Barracuda this morning on The Today Show (video after the jump). Talk about insulting. It's a documented fact that I heart Heart. Anyway, during the song Fergie decided to pretend she was fellating her guitar ...

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty made a YouTube video together (after the jump) that can only be described as WHAT THE DOUBLE FUCK?! It's essentially the two of them playing with, no joke, newborn mice and babbling incoherently. Though at one point, Amy us...

Kelly Brook has reunited with Billy Zane after dumping him then getting super jealous when he started dating someone else. True story, according to News of the World: They kept the break-up secret for two months and remained friends, with Billy even tell...

MAY 2008 WINNER: THE SUPERFICIAL KICKASS DAME OF THE MONTH Chances are pretty high you've never heard of comedian Lisa Nova - until now! Wired.com's awesomely named blog The Underwire stumbled across Lisa and her quest for YouTube dominance (video after ...

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren apparently were married yesterday, according to People: The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli. Alba, 27, is expecting a daughter with Warren, 31, this summer. The couple met while filming Fantastic Four ...

About a month ago, Criss Angel decided to flip the fuck out when his girlfriend Miss Nevada didn't win the Miss USA Beauty Pageant. Criss' actions included pissing off The Donald and threatening respected reporter Norm Clarke of the Vegas Review-Journal....

Actress Jodie Foster has split with her long-term partner film producer Cydney Bernard. The news came out a week before California laws banning gay marriage were struck down. The 45-year-old actress, who had never before acknowledged Bernard or their 14-y...

Oh, hey, I write a blog. Morning! So, apparently over the weekend Mr. and Mrs. Douchenozzle, Heidi and Spencer, went out to eat and racked up a $783 bill. Common courtesy dictates that they should've tipped anywhere between $120 to $150. Spencer dropped ...

Divorce lawyers for Kevin Federline have come up with an unusual way to save their client some major coin. Instead of hiring private investigators to follow Britney Spears around every day, they simply check on TMZ.com to see what Brit is up to lately. Th...

Has there been a spat between super couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie over possible names for their unborn twins due in August? According to sources, Brad doesn't like Angelina's suggestions - Castor and Pollox. Ange, who must be into astrology, wants t...

Janet Jackson is heading for the road and going to tour again for the first time in 7 years. And she says she's looking forward to it. I love all of that, all of that pressure, I really do, Jackson said as she gears up for her 'Rock With U' North American...

Kenny Chesney scored Entertainer of the Year at the Academy of Country Music Awards for the 4th time Sunday but he's not happy about it. Chesney is whining that the Academy allowed fans to vote online to determine the top honors - apparently he prefers it...

What's going on in the House of Lohan? Lindsay has said she has no interest on appearing on Living Lohan, the new E! reality series starring her mother Dina who will be pimping out 15-year-old Ali on the show which is set to begin airing soon. Now her mom...

Kate Hudson is wasting no time getting over Owen Wilson and has moved on to champion cyclist Lance Armstrong. I guess the only way for me to touch that butt is to stop using training wheels. But what if I get an ouchie?! Us Magazine reports: The new coup...