While Ashton Kutcher presented at last night's Golden Globes, Demi Moore stayed at home because she was having a bad hair day and tweeted a pic of herself to prove it. Except one small problem: She's fucking Demi Moore.... ...read full story ...

Those are happening. In the meantime, I live-tweeted the Golden Globes, so if you're into reading random shit in reverse chronological order that only makes sense if you're watching at the same time, holy fuck do I have you... ...read full story ...

And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn't have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me: Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.) ...re...

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So here's Fergie on the set of a Black Eyed Peas video this week and anyone else surprised at the shape of her ass? I always thought she worked out a lot so it'd look more sculpted like Hugh... ...read full story ...

Despite the fact she won't admit to being recyclable herself, Audrina Patridge says she supports Heidi Montag's decision to undergo 500 reconstructive surgeries if it makes her happy. People reports: But even as the 24-year-old reality star shows he ...re...

Tila Tequila's publicist quit yesterday so she decided to mark the occasion last night by tweeting she's God's messenger sent to warn us of the end and, if I'm reading this right, not have lesbian sex with Casey Johnson... ...read full story ...

Probably the biggest pile of bullshit I've ever read. Via E! News: I was hanging out in Leonardo DiCaprio's VIP area, Vinny told me earlier today. He came up to me and said, 'Vinny, you're a good Italian kid.'... ...read full story ...

Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine yesterday, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit the beach in Brazil where they attempted to set a new world's record in grab-assing. They'll of course have to compete with... ...read full story ...

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Dear Christianity, You're officially off the hook for Pat Robertson. Apology accepted. - The Superficial Photos: Fame... ...read full story ...

- Jennifer Aniston and others keeping it low-key at Golden Globes for Haiti. [PopEater] - Jessica Biel makes the cover of Vogue. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Momsen should probably never host beauty events. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Minka... ...read...

Conan O'Brien is officially bailing on NBC and ending his stint on The Tonight Show Friday, January 22, according to the New York Post: Conan does not currently plan on doing any more new shows after next week, a... ...read full story ...

If you consider Russell Simmon's Twitter a reliable source, Tiger Woods is supposedly sending a plane full of medical supplies to Haiti presumably to atone for his wandering cock: I heard tiger woods donating to send a cargo plane... ...read full story ...

Because there's no way anything from Victoria's Secret will hold those things up, Wonder Woman is gonna be pissed when she sees these pics. Borrow my clothes without asking, will ya? I want Tony Romo naked in the Invisible... ...read full story ...

- Michael C. Hall of Showtime's Dexter is battling cancer. [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson posts pics of Billy Corgan to her Twitter. I honestly thought this whole thing was a joke. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Love Hewitt has a... ...read full story ...

When word of a Spider-man reboot hit on Monday, an old April Fool's joke about Robert Pattinson taking over for Tobey Maguire almost instantly resurfaced because, if you even mention the word Twilight, no less than 100,000 women float... ...read full stor...

- David Letterman wants Conan O'Brien to appear on the The Late Show. [PopEater] - Jesus Luz's man bush. [Lainey Gossip] - Snooki is still out there. Like the Chupacabra if it hungered only for calzones. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is... ...read full story ...

Here's Lindsay Lohan at the Vida launch event in West Hollywood last night where she thought people actually want to see her 50-year-old tits without a bra on which is practically a crime scene with gravity's DNA all over... ...read full story ...

Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won't be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she's entered that special time in a young girl's life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don't get... ...read full story ...

General Motors has decided not to renew its agreement with Tiger Woods that allowed him to drive several free vehicles including the Escalade Elin Woods would've split in two with her bare hands had the authorities not shown up.... ...read full story ...

Because I have a keen eye for star power and name recognition, here's Nicole Bahls' Kardashian-esque ass which I'm about to use to help the people of Haiti. In case you've been too busy reading this site - it... ...read full story ...

After convincing an entire television network to ass-rape one man's dreams of hosting The Tonight Show, Jay Leno will return to his old show in its original time slot. TMZ reports: We're told NBC honchos still have to sit... ...read full story ...

Completely out of character for an attention-starved blow-up doll, Heidi Montag hasn't been photographed by the paparazzi since late November. Turns out she's been spending a small fortune having her chin sanded down and giving the ol' jugs an... ...read ...

While NBC wants him back on The Tonight Show, Jay Leno might be following Conan out the door thanks to the network's unbelievably retarded handling of the situation, according to PopEater: Sources close to former 'Tonight Show' host Jay... ...read full st...

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Here's Megan Fox posing for Armani's latest underwear campaign because apparently they're gay for plastic women with bolt-on tits who'll be forgotten in five years. (Three if Michael Bay's Ferrari isn't properly waxed.) Photos: Armani... ...read full stor...

Not realizing her daddy only taught her this trick for his birthdays, Miley Cyrus stepped out in LA last night giving the paparazzi a camera-ful of her jailbait undergarments. With Hannah Montana coming to an end, obviously she doesn't... ...read full sto...

Despite solid suspicions that Tila Tequila's engagement to Casey Johnson was a Joe Francis-produced publicity stunt, she's somehow landing interviews with People and now Extra where Tila announced she's going to launch a custody battle for Casey Joh ...re...

In case you're not allowed near the office water cooler because of the incident, Simon Cowell announced today this will be his last season of American Idol. He's quitting the show to prepare for the US launch of The... ...read full story ...

Spider-man 3 might have been the cinematic equivalent of watching your parents have sex, but it still brought in enough cash for Sony to want Sam Raimi and Tobey Maguire back for a fourth Spider-man film. Fortunately that ended... ...read full story ...

The Internet has been pissing itself over Eva Mendes being topless in the new ads for Calvin Klein jeans except there's one small problem. She's not really topless as much as say completely obscured by a goddamn truck. Seriously,... ...read full story ...

Conan O'Brien released a statement announcing he will not participate in NBC's decision to push The Tonight Show to 12:05 a.m. in order to accommodate a half-hour Jay Leno show at 11:35: So it has come to this: I... ...read full story ...

- Diane Kruger > Rachel McAdams? [Lainey Gossip] - George Clooney owns at acceptance speeches. [PopEater] - Blake Lively's Esquire photo shoot. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Courtney Love should not be allowed near anything that connects to th ...re...

Heidi Montag's new album Superficial released today and apparently one of the songs requests someone who won't cry at the mere thought of her vagina (Spencer.) remove her panties with his teeth. Via Us Magazine: I brought some treats... ...read full story...

And now a story about Channing Tatum almost burning his dick off from the latest issue of Details: Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water,... ...read full story ...

I have no idea what the fuck this thing is supposed to be, but I'm pretty sure it's everything that's wrong with America if America lived solely off of Big Macs, melanoma and the semen of men who'll wake... ...read full story ...

Poor Christina Aguilera. She can't even scratch an itch without the paparazzi snapping a photo causing everyone to speculate she's secretly having unprotected sex with longshoremen because her husband spends his nights eating the dreams of children ...re...

It's bad enough America had to recognize Kate Gosselin simply because she used her birth canal as an Asian baby Gatling gun, but now we're expected to lose our collective shit that she's sporting seven grand worth of hair... ...read full story ...

In a statement released today, Mark McGwire admitted to using steroids when he broke the home run record in 1998, according to ESPN: I wish I had never touched steroids, McGwire said in a statement. It was foolish and... ...read full story ...

Guess I probably should've stopped for a minute and realized the source of Tila Tequila's engagement claims was - whoops - Tila Tequila. (With an assist from Joe Francis.) NY Daily News reports: Some insiders believe Girls Gone Wild... ...read full story ...

I guarantee there are exactly two things Tiger Woods' people have been working 24/7 to prevent: Someone finding his underground bunker of love children, and the endorsement of Mel Gibson. Good luck on that first one. E! News reports:... ...read full story...

- Jerry Seinfeld thinks Conan O'Brien has nothing to complain about. [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson brings motorboating to Twitter. [Lainey Gossip] - Miley Cyrus' Muffin Top. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Sharon Stone continues to insist she's ...re...

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Judging by Katy Perry's recent tweets, she's either knocked up or teaching Russell Brand a valuable lesson about monogamy by turning into Delta Burke: - Hey @rustyrockets i heard ur prego-ed. - I WANT IN N OUT! - i... ...read full story ...

And Blake Lively's breasts continue to steamroll the fuck out of Leighton Meester. Via Heat Vision Blog: The search for the Martin Campbell-directed film's leading lady was almost as intense as the one for its title star. Keri Russell... ...read full stor...

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly are engaged with plans to marry in November, according to PopEater: It's helpful when you're as under the spotlight as Derek Jeter is, to have a girlfriend who does understand what that's like, Fuller... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan released a clip from the human trafficking documentary she filmed in India and it's about as vapid a vanity project as you'd expect. In the minute-long preview, Lindsay dramatically makes earth shattering statements such as children ar ...re...

Katy Perry claims she'll turn lesbian if her boyfriend, Russell Brand cheats on her. The two got engaged recently during a romantic trip to India over Christmas. ...