Miley Cyrus performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night and, yes, you're looking at a Jesus-loving 16-year-old girl working the stripper pole in front of a middle school audience. It honestly doesn't get more biblical than at. Also,... ...read full sto...

Here's Megan Fox taking a spill in the press room before last night's Teen Choice Awards, and the face she makes afterward is absolutely priceless - if you're attracted to goddamn Succubi. Which I happen to be and would... ...read full story ...

To absolutely no one's surprise, Robert Pattinson and Twilight dominated the 11th Annual Teen Choice 2009 Awards last night with Broody NoShowersmith above winning awards for Best Actor Drama and Male Hottie. Had I known this was the kind... ...read full ...

IMAGES REMOVED Somewhere dollar signs just popped into my lawyer's eyes because here are were nude pics of 22 year old Twilight star Ashley Greene that just leaked online. Considering Ashley's barely famous it's hard to confirm if this is... ...read full ...

Kate Gosselin appeared on Today this morning where she naturally whipped out her trademark narrating skills to sell viewers a line of bullshit crafted by TLC publicists and her divorce attorney: On if she still loves Jon: When I... ...read full story ...

As previously said, Elizabeth Mitchell's days on Lost aren't over just yet. In the last seconds of the Season 5 final episode of the ABC show, Elizabeth's character, Juliet, appeared to detonate an atomic bomb in an attempt to reboot the island's timeline...

Jeremy Piven is apparently still testy about the sushi incident that allegedly forced him to quit the Broadway run of Speed the Plow. Before his Thursday appearance on It's On with Alexa Chung, the actor got into a shouting... ...read full story ...

Here's Whitney Port showing some nip while filming scenes for The CityThursday, and wait a minute. Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park? If so, is it creepy if I... ...read full story ...

Michael Jackson's longtime friend Mark Lest is claiming he donated the sperm that resulted in Paris Jackson coming out of Debbie Rowe's uterus, according to TMZ: Lester, who spoke with News of the World, says he is willing to... ...read full story ...

Turns out Samantha Burke, the woman carrying Jude Law's baby, has been documenting her pregnancy on her Photobucket page. And by documenting I mean taking sexy pictures of herself in her underwear that makes me realize I really need... ...read full story ...

- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman spent last night turning his kids' college fund into liquor. So that's how he gets laid... [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan gets bitchslapped by UK Elle. [Lainey Gossip] - Ashlee Simpson apparently thinks album... ...read full...

Here's Britney Spears on a photo shoot in LA yesterday that will inevitably push the boundaries of our current airbrush technology. Don't get me wrong, Britney looks great after all she's been through. It takes a lot of work... ...read full story ...

Although she has no children, Jennifer Aniston has won a parenting award for a book she narrated with her father, John. Loukoumi's Good Deeds was given an iParenting Media Award in the 2009 Outstanding category....

Doug Reinhardt is doing his best to get back in the good/itchy graces of Paris Hilton, according to E! News: He's rented a private island in Fiji for the two of them, where they are currently spending their time... ...read full story ...

- Michael Jackson had a blood-soaked shirt in his closet and people think this is weird? It's Michael Jackson. I'm surprised they didn't find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. Twenty years it take you to find me,... ...read full story ...

Heidi Montag unveiled her new Playboy cover at the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra last night which is smart considering it's a film aimed at fanboys whose only sexual outlet is porn. However, it's not... ...read full story ...

Here's Kate Moss sunbathing topless in Saint Tropez yesterday. As many times as I've seen her nipples just this year alone, I'm pretty much convinced Kate's father was murdered in front of her by a bra. Which is why... ...read full story ...

Ashton Kutcher, who's apparently in Boyz II Men now, and Demi Moore's plane had to make an emergency landing yesterday in Vegas after their engine overheated, according to People: The two were flying to New York following the Las... ...read full story ...

Actress Jennifer Aniston is about to go behind bars with the Girls for her next film. According to Variety, she will star in Goree Girls, the true story of an all-female country band in a Texas prison in the 1940s....

After looking at these pics of Kristin Cavallari in Malibu this week, kudos to the producers of The Hills for finding someone to replace Lauren Conrad whose ass doesn't literally bore me to tears. Seriously, I look at Kristin's,... ...read full story ...

Seen here in their Kate's Totally Getting the Kids photo shoot, Jon Gosselin was spotted with Hailey Glassman yesterday who he's apparently still dating, according to RadarOnline: And while Jon has been seen with other women, it was clear... ...read full ...

Kate Gosselin will give her first televised interview since the divorce on the Today show Monday. Us Magazine reports: It will be the first time Kate has spoken since her husband Jon made headlines for dating 22-year-old Hailey Glassman... ...read full st...

Jessica Simpson celebrated her best friend/stylist Ken Paves' birthday last night at Beso where the typical mob gathered to take pictures of her giant breasts. I can't really tell if she's drunk again in these shots because her face... ...read full story ...

At the unanimous request of cast members, Dustin Diamond was left out of People's Saved by the Bell reunion issue. One of the reasons was his supposed tell-all book which is finally seeing the light of day after being... ...read full story ...

Here's Cindy Crawford in Saint-Tropez yesterday looking awesome as usual. She is seriously going to be the hottest broad in the nursing home down the road. And that's when I'll make my move. How can she resist my talks... ...read full story ...

Victoria Beckham will be a temporary replacement judge for Paula Abdul on American Idol, according to SkyNews: Posh will join fellow judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi on the panel. The announcement comes just a day after... ...read ful...

Thanks to Leonardo DiCaprio, the classic story Little Red Riding Hood is about to get a whole lot darker. According to Variety, his Appian Way production company is set to put a gothic spin on the classic tale. However, don't expect to see Leo starring in...

Looking surprisingly less Muppet-like in the September issue of Marie Claire, Ashley Olsen admits she's surprised her child-star years didn't turn her into a barely functional burden of the state. You know, like Britney: I look back at the... ...read full...

- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip] - Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater] -... ...read full story ...

Director John Hughes died of a heart attack today, according to TMZ: Hughes suffered the heart attack while taking a morning walk during a trip to NYC to visit family. He directed such '80s hit films as The Breakfast... ...read full story ...

Sharon Stone poses topless for Paris Match despite the fact she's 51, and Basic Instinct hasn't been part of the cultural zeitgeist in over a decade. Not that I'm equating this to some random elderly woman taking her shirt... ...read full story ...

Here's a topless Katie Price relaxing in a hotel pool in Spain yesterday, and whoever shot these, kudos on being the worst paparazzi in the history of paparazzing. Seriously, these are the world's largest freaking breasts, and yet somehow... ...read full ...

In a candid interview with Parade, Brad Pitt reveals his love of doing Angelina Jolie in the pool and milking that gay rights excuse to avoid getting married: On not getting married to Angelina: I have love in my... ...read full story ...

Apparently this must've been a very convincing-looking actress, because Leighton Meester tells Harper's Bazaar the alleged sex tape featuring her is a fake: [The tape] is not real, she says bluntly, so it makes me sort of sad. It's... ...read full story ...

Making each McNugget that almost collapsed his arteries so worth it, Kevin Federline has been offered seven figures to endorse a weight loss product, according to RadarOnline: Federline is reportedly considering an endorsement deal with a company ca ...re...

IMAGES REMOVED Vanessa Hudgens must really hate Disney because a new set of nude photos leaked online today. I was about to suggest there are less controversial ways to escape her evil overlord, but then I realized I love naked... ...read full story ...

Here's a nude sculpture of Angelina Jolie titled Landmark For Breastfeeding by New York based artist Daniel Edwards. It's scheduled to be displayed in Oklahoma which sounds like a great idea. Because there's nothing the Midwest loves more than... ...read ...

- Demi Moore's face is worth every cent. All 8,823,983,438,736 of them. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Aniston is fine with being alone. Really, it doesn't bother her. I mean, it's not like she brings it up every goddamn interview... ...read full story ...

In an interview with InTouch, Jon Gosselin reveals he's tired of being blamed for his divorce from Kate Gosselin, and that she's the one who pulled the plug as far back as October 2008. Kate also refused to seek... ...read full story ...

According to People, True Blood costars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer found their true love. The couple, who play vampire boyfriend and human girlfriend on the HBO vampire series, have gotten engaged, their reps confirmed....

It looks like contract negotiations fell through, because last night Paula Abdul announced on her Twitter page she's not returning to American Idol: With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to #IDOL. I'll miss nurturing all... ...read full sto...

Now that he's shed Hailey Gangbanger and Kate Starfucker, it's time for Jon Gosselin to move on to greener pastures. And by greener pastures I mean a 23 year old single mom most likely using him for a modeling... ...read full story ...

Seen here performing her music, Brooke Hogan has apparently been approached several times by Vince McMahon to join the WWE. The Sun reports: The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I... ...read full story ...

So Jamie Spears is dead and no one has found the body yet. Is that what I'm supposed to gather from these pictures? Because, honestly, I have no rational explanation for how this could happen on his watch. The... ...read full story ...

Here's Jennifer Lopez vacationing in Italy this week and Jesus Christ! I feel like I'm staring directly into the Death Star. I'm not saying that thing can destroy whole planets, but I am saying a small rebel fleet could... ...read full story ...

Here's Nicollete Sheridan in Malibu Sunday and whenever she's in a bikini I always comment on how awesome she looks for her age. So I'm going to try something different today and comment on how awesome I look to... ...read full story ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy slipped off to Hawaii for a vacation where apparently JLove wore a bikini while playing tennis. Which is amazing because I actually didn't want to rip my eyes out while whipping Jenny Craig... ...read full story ...

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee reunited this weekend at Vegas (above), according to The Sun: They hit the town after MOTLEY CRUE's performance at music venue The Joint. A source told The Sun: They were making out all night... ...read full story ...

Whoever let that woman have (eight!!) more children? In the new issue of Us Weekly, Nadya Suleman, who has 14 children, admits: I think it was a mistake - in terms of the well-being of the octuplets and of my other kids. I can't give myself to them 100 pe...

It's pretty much a given that Mischa Barton's excessive partying led to her mental breakdown a few weeks back. So it's comforting to see her out drinking again and basically going batshit. Page Six reports: Saturday night, Barton was... ...read full story...