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Clay Aiken inseminates his record producer (Neat!)

2008-05-29

Pulling a page from the Michael Jackson playbook, Clay Aiken has knocked up a woman - but without dealing with her icky parts. The mother-to-be is a record producer in her late-40's that has worked on several of Clay's albums. TMZ has the breaking news: ...

 

Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz confirm pregnancy (Whee.)

2008-05-29

While this comes as a shock to absolutely no one, Ashlee and Pete Wentz finally confirmed they have a bun in the oven last night on their website FriendsOrEnemies.com: While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimest...

 

Kanye's Mom Honored by Sierra Leone Charity

2008-05-29

Kanye West's late mom, Donda, will be honored by a Sierra Leone charity, who are naming a new library after her. Donda, 58, died last year from complications resulting from cosmetic surgery. The English professor and humanitarian will be remembered by th...

 

Chinese Cinema Chain Threatens Sharon Stone Ban

2008-05-29

A Chinese cinema chain has threatened to ban Sharon Stone's movies following her controversial comments on the country's recent earthquakes which left 80,000 people dead. The actress said she believes the quakes were due to bad karma caused by the countr...

 

Lindsay Lohan taking the whole lesbian thing seriously

2008-05-29

After making out on P. Diddy's boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex relationship is to introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy's boat happens first. Otherwise you're doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan an...

 

Gary Dourdan Pleads Guilty But Stays Out Of Jail

2008-05-29

CSI actor Gary Dourdan, busted with enough drugs in his car to open a pharmacy, has plead guilty to possession but won't spend any time in jail. According to TMZ, the heroin charge was dropped but he pleaded guilty to the two felony counts of coke and ec...

 

Jeremy Clarkson Fesses To Doing 186 mph on London Road

2008-05-29

The fearless hero and star of Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson admits he drove a car on a public road in London at 186 mph. The fact that he found a bit of open road in London to put the pedal to the metal is miraculous enough, but tell us, what was the CAR? Wa...

 

George Clooney Relationship With Sarah Larson Reaches Dead End

2008-05-29

George Clooney doesn't like getting too close to any one woman which means he's done with Sarah Larson. Yes, her year is up and it probably only lasted that long because he felt guilty about her getting injured in that motorcycle accident they were in. Bu...

 

Kid Rock 'Scarred For Life' After Pam Anderson

2008-05-29

Musician Kid Rock says ex-wife Pamela Anderson has put him off marriage forever. He was married to Pam for only three months but he says the experience scarred him for life. He says: Marriage taught me a lot. I touched the stove, it's f**king hot - it bu...

 

Sharon Stone Ditched by Dior, Apologises

2008-05-29

Sharon Stone has been dropped as a model for Christian Dior cosmetics following her controversial comments about the recent earthquake in China. The company's Chinese office has issues a statement, attributed to Stone, apologizing for the remarks that th...

 

Rachael Ray is a coffee-selling terrorist

2008-05-29

Many of you have probably heard that Dunkin' Donuts pulled an ad featuring Rachael Ray because she looks too Arab-y. Apparently, her scarf set the right-wing blogs a-buzzing who decided to wage war on my beloved Dunkin' until they pulled the ad. Bloodied...

 

Tony Romo Needs to Have a Talk With Nick Lachey

2008-05-29

Cowboys QB Tony Romo has about six more weeks to play around with Jessica Simpson before he has to get serious about something really important - football! So for now, he's still okay with dating Jessica and all but he's renewed their relationship only o...

 

UPDATE: Bill Murray beats his wife

2008-05-29

Bill Murray's wife of more than 10 years, Jennifer Murray, filed a complaint in court against the actor. She alleges he physically assaulted her and suffers from severe drug and alcohol addictions. She's citing the complaint as grounds for divorce and is...

 

George Clooney ditches the cocktail waitress, prepares chin for sexification

2008-05-29

George Clooney has apparently decided to heed the advice of a mystery caller and kicked girlfriend Sarah Larson to the curb, according to a source for People: Larson, 29, and Clooney, 47, made their public debut together at the Venice and Deauville film ...

 

Kirsten Dunst went to rehab for depression, boozing still A-okay!

2008-05-28

Kirsten Dunst opened up to E! Online's Mark Malkin about her recent trip to Cirque Lodge. Turns out it wasn't for the drinky; she was depressed. She also denied rumors that she's dating Ryan Gosling. So, basically, after admitting she suffers from depres...

 

Patrick Swayze road-housin' pancreatic cancer

2008-05-28

At the beginning of March, reports were circulating that Patrick Swayze only had five weeks to live. Well, over two months later, and using the same pic, I'm happy to post that Patrick is putting cancer's ass in the corner and responding well to treatmen...

 

Ashlee Simpson takes on the Wentz name, joins proud lineage

2008-05-28

Ashlee Simpson is officially Ashlee Wentz. In a move destined to doom her even further into obscurity than her music career already has, Ashlee felt it wise to take on the name of her new husband - seen here with a plate over his face. He did get my lett...

 

Sharon Stone opens mouth, unleashes dumb

2008-05-28

As some of you may have heard, Sharon Stone once again opened her mouth again and said some retarded shit. This time around, she chalked up the recent earthquake in China (which killed Tibetans and Chinese) as bad karma. The AP reports: I'm not happy abo...

 

Amy Winehouse still revered by children

2008-05-28

Apparently, Amy Winehouse will open her door and autograph random objects for children. In this case, a copy of Donkey Kong Jungle Beat for the GameCube. Awesome. So not only are this kid's parents stupid enough to let him near Impetigo Face, but they wo...

 

Madonna's Adoption Approved by Malawi Court

2008-05-28

Madonna has been given final approval to adopt two-year-old David Banda by a Malawi court. The ruling comes 18 months after the pop queen started adoption proceedings for the child. Justice Andrew Nyirenda described Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie as...

 

Sex and the City NYC Premiere: I hope they wear insane dresses. Oh, good!

2008-05-28

Sarah Jessica Parker and the girls dazzled New York last night at the premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. And by dazzled I mean these broads look ridiculous. For a show that's about fashion you'd figure they'd at least look somewhat hot and not like...

 

Kim Kardashian: The buttpad debate rages on!

2008-05-28

The Kim Kardashian buttpad issue has resulted in tons of e-mail. One in particular is from a reader who allegedly works in the modeling industry and says that padded underwear is not uncommon. So, pretty much, we've all been drooling over foam panties. I...

 

Kristen Bell calls Brad Pitt a giant pansy (Okay, maybe not in those words...)

2008-05-28

Kristen Bell loves her some hockey. And on top of that she loves her some hockey players. The hell she's doing with Dax Sheppard is beyond me. She chatted with NHL.com yesterday and declared her preference for a high-sticker over low-sticker Brad Pitt*: ...

 

P. Diddy Writing a Movie For Sienna Miller

2008-05-28

Hip-hop mogul P. Diddy is so taken by the fetching actress Sienna Miller that he's planning to hire a ghost writer to write a movie for her to star in. After being inspired at the Cannes Film Festival, he announced: I'm writing a film, a comedy. And it's...

 

Pop Queen Kylie Turns 40

2008-05-28

Pop starlet Kylie Minogue turns 40 today. She's expected to celebrate her big day with a family dinner in Germany as she takes a day off from her European tour. Her parents are due to fly in from Australia, with Kylie's little sister Dannii also jetting ...

 

Patrick Swayze is On The Mend

2008-05-28

Patrick Swayze says he is responding well to treatment for his pancreatic cancer and is continuing to live a full life. He's been seen out and about, and attended the recent Lakers' game looking much healthier than he looked a few months ago. The 'Dirty D...

 

Sex and the City Movie Premieres in New York

2008-05-28

Sarah Jessica Parker and her 'Sex and the City' co-stars have attended the American premiere of their movie in New York. We've got this crazy weather so there is like added electricity in the air, Kristin Davis said of the stormy conditions. We were all ...

 

Eva Longoria: You Want An Autograph With Those Fries?

2008-05-28

Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria Parker did something pretty cool over Memorial Day: she worked the counter and the drive-up window at a Wendy's Restaurant in her home town of Corpus Christi, Texas, to raise money for a local charity. The publicity gig wa...

 

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pritt Move to The French Riviera

2008-05-28

Super couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just paid a reported $70 million for a new home in the south of France not far from Aix en Provence. The 25-bedroom Chateau Miraval comes with vineyard, a moat, a lake, a swimming pool, and lots of fountains. And ...

 

Madonna Refuses to Pay $93,000 Hotel Bill After Snapper Invasion

2008-05-28

The snooty 5-star Carlton Hotel in Cannes has pissed off Madonna royally and she's not about to pay her hefty hotel bill after she found out a camera crew had filmed in her suite. The singer was in town for the Film Festival last week and was shocked when...

 

50 Cent Employee Arrested at Rapper's Home

2008-05-28

A male employee of 50 Cent has been arrested for allegedly attacking a woman at the rap superstar's mansion. Dwayne McKenzie, 27, was arrested on Tuesday, police have revealed, following a call from the 22-year-old woman. The man is said to have choked t...

 

Ashlee Simpson to Take New Husband's Surname

2008-05-28

Ashlee Simpson will take her new husband Pete Wentz's surname, according to People.com. The pop tart's real name will be Ashlee Wentz, but professionally she'll be known as Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. I think that that's something that a woman should do when t...

 

Scary Spice continues life-long dedication to bikinis, getting her drink on

2008-05-27

Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Scary as Hell Spice, donned her bikini and downed champagne while vacationing in Miami over the weekend. Jesus, I would love for our abs to battle. Mostly to hear the distinctive clank of metal on metal followed by Shit, love, we sh...

 

Karina Smirnoff nipples Mario Lopez in the face, gets hurled in disgust

2008-05-27

Karina Smirnoff and her Dancing With The Stars lover/partner A.C. Slater hit the beach in Miami over the holiday weekend. Slater and Karina attempted to pull off some dance moves in the ocean until Karina's bare nipple hit him in the nose. A.C. responded...

 

Sydney Pollack dies of cancer at 73

2008-05-27

Respected actor/director Sydney Pollack passed away Monday after battling cancer for the past 10 months, according to Reuters: Pollack, whose illness first came to public attention after unspecified health issues led him to withdraw last August as direct...

 

Lindsay Lohan's bikini- holy crap, WHERE ARE HER BOOBS?!

2008-05-27

Lindsay Lohan went for a dip while partying in Cannes over the weekend. Is anyone else terribly disappointed by these pics as I am? I mean, you'd figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini would look jugs-rific but not so much. So basically, Lindsay Lohan naked = ...

 

Brooke Hogan in car accident, dedicates it to Nick (Seriously)

2008-05-27

Brooke Hogan was involved in a car accident Sunday on the Bayside Bridge in Florida. TMZ has a copy of the police report while I have a danish: According to the report, the other car collided with Brooke's, pushing her into the left concrete barrier wall...

 

Kim Kardashian has a butt - or does she??

2008-05-27

Kim Kardashian threw a party over the weekend at White House and apparently walked down a catwalk greeting fans. But none of that's important. What is important is the fact that I've seen less insulation on a fucking astronaut. So, without further ado an...

 

Michael Lohan: Linds and Sam's Relationship is Obvious

2008-05-27

Michael Lohan has seen the gossip mag stories of daughter Lindsay with her girlfriend Samantha Ronson and has an opinion about it. After new photos emerged of the two nuzzling and necking in Cannes, the dad tells Us magazine in an e-mail that the close re...

 

Britney Spears' dating her agent

2008-05-27

Britney Spears made an appearance at designer Christian Audigier's 50th birthday party and brought her agent/new man-toy Jason Trawick. You may remember him as the other gelatinous figure standing next to Britney during her Costa Rican getaway. Take note...

 

Denise Richards Breaks Record for: Worst. TV. Show. Ever.

2008-05-27

When the most interesting thing about the life of monster Denise Richards is when her dog eats the pet pig's poo, you know you're watching the worst of reality TV. The show, called It's Complicated is supposed to redeem her tarnished image as the gold-dig...

 

More Saucy Miley Cyrus Pics Online

2008-05-27

Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus, who clutched nuthin bt a thin sheet over her boobs in a Vanity Fair photo scandal, has been caught up in a fresh new controversy after more salaciously saucy shots of the teen queen - or a girl who maybe kind of really really...

 

Shania Twain Break-Up: You're No Longer 'Still The One'

2008-05-27

Country superstar Shania Twain's marriage is over and she's singing When will I wake up? Why did we break up? When will we make up? ... for real this time. But after a 14-year marriage, you better believe Shania's gonna get a whole album out of this miser...

 

Sharon Stone Makes An Idiot Of Herself. Again.

2008-05-27

Sharon Stone is known for off-the-wall comments but the shit hit the fan this weekend when she opined that the Chinese earthquake - which has claimed the lives of 80,000 people - was karma. The actress claims the get back by Gaia is because China invaded ...

 

Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong make nautical love

2008-05-27

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are taking their relationship public and were spotted in Monaco enjoying a day of aquatic romance. I like to believe that after their boat ride, Lance put his arm around Kate and softly whispered in her ear, Kate, when we ...

 

Shatner Reveals He Was a Suspect in His Wife's Death

2008-05-26

When his alcoholic wife drowned in 1999, William Shatner was a prime murder suspect he reveals in his new autobiography, 'Up Till Now'. Though the Boston Legal actor tried desperately to save wife Nerine Kidd after finding her floating face down in their...

 

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox Rumors Heat Up

2008-05-26

Megan Fox may be engaged to Brian Austin Green but she just can't seem to shake those rumors that link her romantically to her Transformers co-star Shia LaBeouf. Megan, 22, has described Shia, 22, as the best kisser - ever and is said to be getting cold f...

 

Is Lindsay Lohan Wearing an Engagement Ring from Samantha?

2008-05-26

Lindsay Lohan, now a lesbian apparently, is sporting an engagement ring on her finger. Just a day after Lindsay and DJ girlfriend Samantha Ronson were snapped canoodling in public, the Mean Girl wore the sparkling ring to the A-List Dolce and Gabbana part...

 

Ziyi Zhang Outraged at Ignorance of China's Earthquake

2008-05-26

Ziyi Zhang was shocked and appalled to learn that some film industry people at France's Cannes Festival haven't even heard there was an earthquake in China that killed at least 60,000 a week ago. I was as angry as a madwoman. I said, 'Are you idiots? You...

 

Drea De Matteo Blames 'Joey' For Her Failed Career

2008-05-26

Drea De Matteo had a good gig on The Sopranos - even if Christophah's girlfriend Adriana did get whacked for being a snitch. But the actress hasn't scored any good roles in films or TV since and she blames her short stint on the failed comedy Joey for it....

 
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