Because the crazy's slowly bubbling to the surface, Britney Spears spent another day at the paparazzi-laden Ritz Carlton pool yesterday and even brought her kids. Although, to her credit, she didn't tie them together with shoelaces and use them... ...read...

Since appearing in France with Jon Gosselin two weeks after Kate filed for divorce, Hailey Glassman says she's been the sacrificial lamb in this whole debacle. But in an interview with E! News she sets the record straight on... ...read full story ...

Less than two months after Sean Penn dismissed his petition for divorce (For the second time.), Robin Wright Penn has apparently filed for divorce and this time she's not dicking around. Maybe. I think. Don't quote me on that.... ...read full story ...

Here's Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st birthday and, yes, she's wearing a jersey with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can't wear a bathing suit, she has to... ...read full story ...

A sad, sober Shia LaBeouf stopped by Madame Royal in Hollywood recently where he sincerely ordered a root beer at the bar. A root beer. I need a Xanax just typing that. E! News reports: LaBeouf, dressed super casual... ...read full story ...

Realizing Christianity could be used for a higher purpose than telling people Jesus' best friend was a dinosaur, Katy Perry used to pray as a little girl that God would give her insanely ridiculous breasts. I'm talking freaking huge... ...read full story ...

Because there's nothing America loves more than a sloppy drunk judging its potential pop superstars, Page Six reports Jessica Simpson is being floated as a candidate to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. I can actually see this working... ...read full ...

Seen here at a Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver Saturday night, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently done hiding their relationship, according to Us Weekly: They've decided to be more public about going out now, an insider... ...read full...

Michael Phelps had a beer about an hour before getting in an accident in Baltimore on Thursday. People reports: Investigators found that the Accord's driver, Amanda E. Virkus, was at fault for the crash. She will be cited for... ...read full story ...

Less than 48 hours after getting ejected from the property by the cops, Kate Gosselin made nice with Jon for the sake of the money the kids the money. The two of them were cordial while Kate arrived for... ...read full story ...

Here's Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday, and the sad thing is, I'm so tired of seeing her cockeyed nipples all the time that my reflex action is to immediately look down at her... ...read full story ...

Tom Cruise flew to Sydney to spend some time with Katie Holmes and Suri yesterday, and listen, I'm no body language expert, but I do know the look of woman who'd rather die than see my penis. I mean,... ...read full story ...

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are moving out from under Kim's shadow and taking over Miami in their own reality show. I wonder if one of them will reunite with an estranged boyfriend and get pregnant... Nah. Kourtney & Khloe... ...read full story ...

Dear NRA Enthusiasts, Meet your new poster child. He's all yours. - The Superficial (Thanks to Jonah Ray who's packing an arsenal - of love. Ladies?) Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News... ...read full story ...

Michael Phelps was involved in a car accident late last night, according to the Baltimore Sun: The accident Thursday night that involved Olympic swimming star Michael Phelps was caused when the female driver of a Honda Accord sped through... ...read full ...

Because this situation hasn't gotten ugly enough already, Jon Gosselin decided to fill the paparazzi in on what went down last night when Kate called the police at their Reading home. Us Magazine reports: She tried to come home... ...read full story ...

Here's Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) in Ibiza yesterday most likely celebrating the fact she was actually in a movie people wanted to see for once. Well, at least for the first weekend until word gets... ...read full story ...

Ashton Kutcher's new movie Spread opens today, and it involves women. In bikinis. Yet somehow it's not a biopic about the life of me. How does that even happen? Spread in Theaters August 14th. - ADVERTISEMENT - Photos: Getty... ...read full story ...

Here's Megan Fox walking into the Hotel Casa del Mar last night wearing a form-fitting dress, and she kind of reminds me of a young Jennifer Connelly who probably just cried after reading those words. Crying's not going to... ...read full story ...

According to Access Hollywood, Maria Full of Grace star and Oscar nominee Catalina Sandino Moreno will be a Maria once again in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. The Colombian actress will play a vampire who is described in Stephenie Meyer's book as a petite br...

Seen here this morning after the fracas, things have gotten ugly in the Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce. The police were called to their home in Reading, Pa. last night after Kate showed up and demanded access to the... ...read full story ...

- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[ - Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get... ...read full story ...

A crew member on the set of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition posted the above behind-the-scene photos of Bar Refaeli on Twitter late last night which proves a long-held theory of mine: Jesus works for SI - but... ...read full story ...

Here's a slightly less Gollum-y looking Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete in Texas yesterday, and I don't know what I'm more surprised by: That Lindsay actually found work, or that she's wearing a nude bra which means... ...read full story ...

- Victoria Beckham goes overkill on the bronzer for her first day on American Idol. Even George Hamilton went Are you kidding me? then instructed his wife to tan him with a flamethrower. True story. [Lainey Gossip] - Brad... ...read full story ...

Because everyone knows Christ loves him some tasteful porn, here's Heidi Montag posing for the September issue of Playboy, and I pretty much feel like I'm reading the Bible right now. Mostly because I don't believe any of this... ...read full story ...

Lady GaGa poses nude in a homage to 50s monster movies for the September issue of OUT where she reveals her diabolical plan to make us all gay: I very much want to inject gay culture into the mainstream,... ...read full story ...

Seen here in New York today with The Wookie Queen, Kourtney Kardashian revealed to Ryan Seacrest that her pregnancy was the result of her forgetting to take her pill. Tee hee! Us Magazine reports: Getting pregnant with Scott Disick... ...read full story ...

Les Paul, legendary inventor of the electric guitar, died this morning of pneumonia. He was 94. The AP reports: According to Gibson Guitar, Paul died at White Plains Hospital. His family and friends were by his side. As an... ...read full story ...

With sister Kourtney knocked up, it's only inevitable that Kim Kardashian now wants her own mammoth assed brood, according to Life & Style: Kim hinted as to who the father may be by bringing Kourtney's on-again, off-again boyfriend, Scott... ...read full ...

Leave it to a Kardashian sister to get knocked up just in time for the premiere of her reality show. Kourtney has confirmed to E!'s Mark Malkin she's with child, and while she won't reveal who the father is,... ...read full story ...

While taping today's show, Regis Philbin asked Kate Gosselin if she'd ever get back with Jon and then went on to say Eh, you kids'll get back together. NY Daily News reports: Insiders say that the interview, which airs... ...read full story ...

The Twilight dating rumors are getting hotter as Jennie Garth, whose husband, Peter Facinelli, stars as Carlisle Cullen, the vampire family patriarch in the Twilight series, claims that Robert Pattinson is dating one of his co-stars. I can't say [who she ...

Anna Faris and her actor beau Chris Pratt have tied the knot, a rep for the House Bunny star confirmed to the media. The couple wed in a small ceremony in Bali on July 9. The tropical wedding came in the wake of false rumors the couple had tied the knot ...

- Chris Brown is truly suffering for beating the shit out of Rihanna. I mean, he went to the club last night without an entourage. I thought we were done torturing as a nation? [Got your back, Lainey.] -... ...read full story ...

Somehow I missed these shots of Kristin Cavallari filming an episode of The Hills over the weekend, and it seems like all her character does is wear a bikini which instantly makes her light years beyond Lauren Conrad. Okay,... ...read full story ...

- Larry King needs to admit he's in an abusive relationship. Or is a pirate. Either one. [Celebslam] - Jennifer Hudson gave birth to a baby boy. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson is A-Rod's personal cheerleader whose vagina isn't a... ...read full story ...

Considering some of you would rather stab yourself in the eye than look at Megan Fox's tattoos because you're 90 and/or love men, I figured I'd post this pic of an ink-free Kat Von D demonstrating her new tattoo... ...read full story ...

Sensing her biological clock ticking, Kate Hudson wants to have a baby with Alex A-Rod Rodriguez ASAP, according to In Touch: The actress has a son -- Ryder, 5 -- with ex-husband Chris Robinson, but a friend of hers... ...read full story ...

Seen here in the September issue of Details, Mila Kunis is apparently the world's sexiest geek who also hates talking about Ashton Kutcher. -- I want you: Video games. Greasy tacos. Wisecracks about scoring government-sanctioned weed. Meeting Mila K ...re...

Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt rekindling their love in Bora Bora yesterday, and can someone explain to me why the hell's there's a hole in Paris' leg? Wait. Of course! It makes perfect sense: A backup vagina. So... ...read full story ...

Because an ATV surprisingly isn't attracting the caliber of women he's accustomed to, Jon Gosselin went shopping for a Porsche in New York yesterday. And also one for Hailey Glassman for all the sex because she's his soul mate.... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner reportedly have another new co-star in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. According to Access Hollywood, Jack Huston – grandson of director John Huston and nephew of actors Anjelica Huston and Danny Huston ...

The recently unengaged Christina Ricci showed up looking smoking hot to the premiere of Inglourious Basterds last night, and I'm seriously digging those midget curves. If I had a pair of tweezers and a steady hand, I'd undress her... ...read full story ...

Self magazine is under fire for its blatant airbrushing of Kelly Clarkson on the cover of the September issue. But editor-in-chief Lucy Danziger defended the magazine against critics and stands by the cover. People reports: Yes. Of course we... ...read fu...

Seen here yesterday in her braless, side boob splendor (Why did I use that word?), Britney Spears took her kids to a free swag event where they adorably swore like pirates, according to NY Daily News: While the singer... ...read full story ...

Proving that women should never be looked at in daylight without layers of make-up and digital editing, here's Milla Jovovich posing for the September issue of Maxim. Okay, that was the good news. Now for the depressing stuff: The... ...read full story ...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie graced the mortal world with their combined presence last night at the Hollywood premiere of Inglourious Basterds. Now there's a happy couple who undoubtedly spent their evening making passionate love - while stealing mu ...re...

Eddie Cibrian is having a hard time after his wife publicly left him over allegations he had an affair with LeAnn Rimes. People reports: Now, Cibrian, 36, who was seen spending time with Rimes, 26, last month, is speaking... ...read full story ...

Apparently Channing Tatum (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) started his career as a male stripper in Florida back in 1999, according to Us Magazine: Then 18, the star -- who performed under the alias Chan Crawford -- approached... ...read full story ...