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Joss Stone recently admitted that she likes dating older men because they understand her better....

It has been claimed that Jason Trawick dumped Britney Spears because of her bizarre behavior. Apparently Britney has been crying in public and has been exploding in rages of jealousy creating a series of embarrassing break-downs. Britney goes through mani...

The Hannah Montana star recently revealed that she never dreamed to become a singer or an actress. According to her own sayings Miley Cyrus's dream job was to be a wedding planner! My dream job was to become a wedding planner. I like the idea of putting a...

Despite the fact rumors about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie breaking up happen every nanosecond, the Internet took a collective piss in its pants Saturday night when News of the World reported the couple were drawing up custody agreements... ...read full s...

Because it's been two years since he's reminded people he's the most annoying drunk on Earth, Andy Dick was arrested for sexual abuse after grabbing the crotches of two male employees at a bar in West Virginia, according to... ...read full story ...

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- Joaquin Phoenix is done pretending he's a homeless rapper. [dlisted] - Tiger Woods rehab photo ruined his publicist's plan to release a happy family photo so Tiger can return to hitting golf balls for billions of dollars. [PopEater]... ...read full stor...

For those of you screaming in the comments for me to show some cock, I give you the wang of Jesus Luz. This is a recently-leaked outtake from his infamous W photo shoot that I can't understand why it... ...read full story ...

Typically the top post of the day is reserved for the hottest pics, but today I'm donating it to George Clooney's Hope For Haiti Now because he's my hero. And not just because he Tiger Woods'd his way through... ...read full story ...

Contrary to a report from Star, Rihanna's new boyfriend Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers never had a restraining order filed against him for domestic violence by ex-girlfriend Felisha Terrell, according to E! News: Matt dated Felisha about two... ...read full ...

MTV has cleared up reports that Kanye West was banned from George Clooney's Hope for Haiti Telethon tonight. Apparently they reached out to Kanye who never called them back. So for everyone keeping score at home, Kanye West wasn't... ...read full story ...

To anyone who still thinks people need to stop bringing Rihanna up when talking about Chris Brown, here's your Retarded Jesus grinning next to a bruised and bloodied Jean Paul Gaultier last night. To put things in perspective, this... ...read full story ...

JASON: You're back already? It's only been five minutes. And how are you so sweaty? BRITNEY: *huffs* Dropped a fry down a heating vent. *huffs* Had to go after it. JASON: What? Last week you left Sean at Starbucks... ...read full story ...

Here's Lily Allen performing at The Big Day Out festival in Sydney today, and apparently she decided to dress like a 60-year-old woman on a cruise. Complete with leopard panties, cellulite and the unfortunate ability to seduce me with... ...read full stor...

Tara Reid's rep has confirmed she's engaged, according to Us Magazine. I'm going to assume the lucky man has only seen her naked in the pages of Playboy because there's no way he didn't shove his penis in a... ...read full story ...

Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack appeared on The Today Show this morning where he addressed accusations that Brittany died of a drug overdose only to then point the blame at Hollywood for the stress of not casting her in... ...read full story ...

Because she'll appear anywhere for money and/or a Solo cup full of rohypnol-laced gin, Jersey Shore's Snooki is helping an Easton, Pa. car dealership supposedly raise money for Haiti on Saturday in probably the shadiest fundraiser I've ever seen.... ...re...

After lengthy negotiations, Conan O'Brien and NBC have finally reached a $44 million agreement that will pave the way for Jay Leno to return to The Tonight Show. People reports: No details of the deal were immediately announced -... ...read full story ...

- Jennifer Aniston is apparently on CNN's shit-list. [Lainey Gossip] - Madonna joins the Hope for Haiti Telethon. Presumably to apologize for over-reacting just a smidge to their meager sacrifice. [PopEater] - Mariah Carey's Breasts: A Diatribe. [ ...read...

George Clooney is inviting as many A-Listers as possible to tomorrow's Hope for Haiti Telethon with the logical exception of Kanye West, according to PopEater: After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at... ...read full story ...

Despite her huge plastic tits and sexually-charged lyrics, Heidi Montag's new album Superficial couldn't even sell 1,000 copies. And if that's not hilarious enough, she dropped her entire life's savings into it because she had her brain replaced wit ...re...

Here's Desperate Housewives and former Sopranos star Drea de Matteo in Hawaii yesterday and you really have to admire a woman with an AC/DC tattoo above her vagina. Mostly because she's given you a clear warning to use protection... ...read full story ...

While giving his victory speech last night, Massachusetts Senator-Elect Scott Brown felt it'd be a great opportunity to pimp his daughters by announcing they're available on national television. (Have them waxed, Senator, and I'll be there momenta ...read...

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Here's Sasha Grey pretending to pose nude for PETA which makes no fucking sense when you think about it. Keeley Hazell went completely topless to save the animals and even the Real Housewives chick made with the full ass... ...read full story ...

Ha ha, smashing, Reginald. I, too, enjoy delicious foie gras. But if it's not served at the proper temperature, I get so angry I just want to punch an exquisite armoire until it shuts it's skank mouth and admits... ...read full story ...

Somehow I missed this one: Apparently Madonna wants to get knocked up by her Chippendale's version of Go! Diego! Go!, according to The Sun: The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about... ...read full story ...

- Miranda Kerr's sexiness examined. [GQ] - Jessica Simpson's head on a tit tray. [Lainey Gossip] - Glenn Beck is afraid Sarah Palin will steal his time slot. So that journal entry he wrote her was just for ratings?... ...read full story ...

I've honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it's hard not to make you guys suffer... ...read full story ...

Debra Danielson was officially charged with domestic assault today after cracking her daughter Farrah, one of the stars of MTV's Teen Mom, in the face during an argument. TMZ reports: According to the Council Bluffs Police Department, Farrah accus ...read...

John Mayer is the cover story for the latest issue of Rolling Stone where he opens about his love life to absolutely no one's surprise because it's John Mayer: On Jennifer Aniston: I'm the asshole. I burned the American... ...read full story ...

Simon Cowell is one of the stars decided to help Haiti. He's putting together a charity single to raise the necessary money. He's confident that his all stars cast will manage to raise an important amount of money. ...

v has been recently branded as really sexy by a movie legend, Hugh Grant. I haven't watched the second part yet of Twilight yet, but I understand the fascination with Robert. I think he's really sexy! said Hugh. ...

Kylie Minogue recently revealed that she's a bit bisexual. Even if she admits she can't help admiring beautiful women she's inflexible saying she has never been involved in a lesbian relation. ...

The Surrogates star, Bruce Willis, believes that people have been too dependent to social networks as a form of talking to each other....

If you have sleepless nights wondering what Angelina Jolie would do after the divorce, read on. She recently declared that she's planning to live in Europe and she intends to adopt ANOTHER child. Perhaps buying an orphanage would be the best choice for h...

Courtney Love has recently declared that she would really like to meet Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards. And since they both have a history of heavy drinking, Courtney is decided to ask Keith to let her touch his liver!! ...

Britney Spears apparently found a way to get around the $1500 spending limit imposed by her conservatorship, according to TMZ: We've learned Britney is using her bodyguard's credit card to score purchases that don't fit into her conservatorship budg ...re...

- Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are only pretending to have sex when people are looking. [PopEater] - Jennifer Lopez's career goes from ass to mouth. [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian has a lucky pillow or, my guess, a... ...read full story ...

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Well, this was inevitable. That being said, who the hell picks up a camera and goes, Hey, you know what would be awesome to capture forever? Nadya Suleman in a bikini? I honestly didn't think there were that many... ...read full story ...

Olivia Munn is no longer setting Chris Pine's penis to stun, according to People: Though they kept things private while dating this fall, Star Trek star Chris Pine and actress Olivia Munn have ended their romance, PEOPLE has confirmed.... ...read full sto...

George Clooney just scored a major coup for his Hope for Haiti Telethon. E! News reports: I just got word that the Twilight star has signed on for Friday's Hope for Haiti telethon. As of right now, it looks... ...read full story ...

Before appearing on today's Good Morning America, Heidi Montag resorted to her old tricks by inviting the paparazzi outside her secret hideaway in LA yesterday. These are the first candid shots of Heidi since undergoing 10 reconstructive surgeries ...read...

Despite the fact she hid her face with a hood and enough bronzer to make those Jersey Shore kids pop erections of envy, Lindsay Lohan was actually invited to the The New York Times Style Magazine Party and didn't... ...read full story ...

Here's Whitney Port celebrating Martin Luther King Jr. Day in Miami because apparently she thinks all black guys like white women in bikinis. That's racist. Scope Out (24) Pics of Whitney Port After the Jump Photos: INFdaily, Splash News... ...read full s...

And here's one last pass through the Golden Globes before I lose my shit and firebomb an orphanage: Jennifer Aniston does a bang-up job of diffusing those Gerard Butler rumors by showing him her vagina on the red carpet.... ...read full story ...

- George Clooney getting married? That'd be like Aquaman moving into a dryer. [PopEater] - Taylor Lautner could be our next Tom Cruise. [Lainey Gossip] - Mariah Carey also brought breasts to the Golden Globes. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]... ...read ...

For those of you already following The Superficial on Twitter, or just now realizing I even have one (The tits are distracting, I know.), consider this the official launch after months of me dicking around with a temporary account... ...read full story ...