For those of you familiar with VH1's Rock of Love and I Love Money, here's Angelique Morgan (a.k.a. Frenchy) surfing topless in Hawaii yesterday, and this may come as a bit of a surprise, but she's also a porn... ...read full story ...

Here's a braless Lindsay Lohan in SoHo yesterday and why the hell is she wearing a pillowcase as a shirt? I thought this chick did nothing but buy clothes with Samantha Ronson's money 24/7. Okay, that wasn't fair. Sometimes... ...read full story ...

Here's a surprisingly Ed Hardy-less Jon Gosselin continuing his never-ending search for mediocre trim while finally realizing that limiting his love to 22 year old women will only impede his quest. Life & Style reports: Sparks were flying as... ...read fu...

Just one month after being ditched by his wife, Eddie Cibrian decided to show his face public with LeAnn Rimes yesterday. The two went golfing which is really a convincing case to get involved with your mistress. Say, baby,... ...read full story ...

Daniel Radcliffe is trying to change people's perspective of him by getting involved in a serious movie project. He denied the rumors which said that he was in the running for a role as Bilbo Baggins in The Hobbit, and now he's preparing to helm a gangste...

It seems that Michael Jackson continues to be a gold mine for the showbiz producers. His 53-year-old sister will join Strictly Come Dancing – the UK equivalent of Dancing With The Stars.She is expected to sign up today after making a series of demands....

Megan Wants a Millionaire contestant Ryan Jenkins has officially been charged with the murder/mutilation of his wife Jasmine Fiore (above.) New details reveal her teeth and fingers were missing when her body was found. People reports: Ryan Jenkins ...rea...

According to U.S. Customs, Ryan Alexander Jenkins has been bumped up from person of interest to potential suspect in the murder of Jasmine Fiore, but he's apparently already slipped into Canada on foot. TMZ reports: Here's what we know... ...read full sto...

Seen here practicing yesterday for the Miss Universe Pageant, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have been gigantic pains in the anus for pageant officials, according to Page Six: She's scheduled to perform at the Miss Universe Pageant at the... ...read full ...

VH1 officially pulled Megan Wants a Millionaire off the air today after reports surfaced that one of the contestants, Ryan Alexander Jenkins, is the target of an international manhunt regarding the murder of former Playboy model and Vegas stripper.. ...re...

Croatian media reported that a visit by US R&B diva Beyonce to the Croatian coastal resort of Dubrovnik was full of action for a local journalist. A group of paparazzi were following Beyonce and her husband Jay Z as they walked to a boat moored in Dubrovn...

Clocking in at minute 14:59:55, Kate Major tells Life & Style she was in a sexual relationship with Jon Gosselin who she claims acted like a dirtbag and was shady as hell: On their first night together: Jon never... ...read full story ...

After a long absence from the stage, caused by drug addiction, it seems that Whitney Houston has been lined up to perform on UK TV talent show The X Factor, but nothing's for sure(yet!). Rumors say that she will sing a track from her upcoming album and ev...

> Seen here in March, Former New York Giant and Super Bowl star Plaxico Burress pleaded guilty today to attempted criminal possession of weapon stemming from an incident last November at a Manhattan nightclub. The wide receiver was shot through... ...read...

- Jason Schwartzman got married which was probably awesome until everyone kept comparing the reception to Rushmore. [PopEater] - Nicole Kidman has been reduced to reality television. Have you no tiny heart in your tiny chest, Tom Cruise?! [Lainey... ...re...

Nadya Suleman's two-hour documentary Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage aired on FOX last night and showed the day-to-day life our of nation's very own psychotic incubator. While the show was rife with reasons why Nadya shouldn't be allowed to.. ...re...

Amber Rose and Kanye West are apparently back together because the two were spotted in Miami yesterday where Amber walked around topless and essentially made Kim Kardashian look like Assless Annie of No Ass Junction. See? I knew posting... ...read full st...

Kourtney Kardashian told E!'s Daily 10 that'd she be open to posing nude while pregnant, according to Us Magazine. Because if you're only keeping it for the publicity, why not let people see you naked with a gestating fetus... ...read full story ...

Jon Gosselin is reportedly in talks to star in a new a reality show with the classy title Divorced Dad's Club. The only thing holding him back is his contract with TLC which might not be an issue for... ...read full story ...

Here's Andy Roddick's wife 22-year-old Brooklyn Decker posing for the September issue of GQ. After looking at these photos, I've determined Andy should die a horrible, tennis-related death so I can selflessly comfort Brooklyn in her time of need.... ...re...

Because pregnancies are publicity manna from Heaven, Kourtney Kardashian reveals to People she contemplated getting an abortion: I definitely thought about it long and hard, about if I wanted to keep the baby or not, and I wasn't thinking... ...read full ...

For those of you who haven't heard, Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart apparently have a sex tape floating around that has a third party former Celebrity Rehab star Kari Ann Peniche. Except according to TMZ,... ...read full story ...

Michael Jackson's personal physician Dr. Conrad Murray will be charged with manslaughter in the next two weeks, according to FOX News: The source initially said Dr. Conrad Murray could be arrested as soon as next Wednesday -- but investigators... ...read ...

- Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan's powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater] - Celine Dion is pregnant. How... ...read full story ...

Rock of Love reject Megan Hauserman may have just gold dug her way into a murderer's pants. Turns out Ryan Alexander Jenkins, one of the contestants on her currently running reality show Megan Wants a Millionaire, is a person... ...read full story ...

Michael Jackson 's family has confirmed that the King of Pop will be laid to rest on what would have been his 51st birthday. The burial will take place at Holly Terrace in the Great Mausoleum at Glendale Forest Lawn Memorial Park on Saturday, August 29 a...

After days of rumors, now it's official: Penelope Cruz and her longtime love Javier Bardem are expecting a baby. Pregnancy speculation first started earlier this month, when a source said, Penelope is about four months pregnant. Now, she's keeping a low p...

For the third day in a row, Britney Spears slapped on a bikini yesterday and hit up the pool at the Ritz Carlton hotel which is, of course, encased by the paparazzi. So what's going on here? Did she... ...read full story ...

Making it four days in a row now, Britney Spears presented the Top Ten list on Letterman last night wearing a black bikini and sitting on a desk. Which, combined with the extra ten pounds the camera adds, probably... ...read full story ...

After showing basically nothing in her recent Playboy shoot, Heidi Montag hints that she might be posing for them again and will maybe look like she actually belongs in the fucking magazine. Us Weekly reports: Always leave them asking... ...read full stor...

Seen here for no logical reason whatsoever at the New York premiere of Inglourious Basterds, Lindsay Lohan's dad was apparently all over her freckled shit this weekend at a charity event. Page Six reports: While she was trying to... ...read full story ...

Because the crazy's slowly bubbling to the surface, Britney Spears spent another day at the paparazzi-laden Ritz Carlton pool yesterday and even brought her kids. Although, to her credit, she didn't tie them together with shoelaces and use them... ...read...

- Jesus Luz earns his paycheck at Madonna's 51st birthday dinner. [Splash News] - Jessica Simpson is NOT replacing Paula Abdul. Is it because she can't read? That's discrimination! [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow used to be in on the... ...read full story ...

Here's Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt continuing their vacation in Bora Bora over the weekend, and someone thought it'd be a great idea to let Paris swim with stingrays which raises two important questions: 1. Who's more afraid of... ...read full story ...

Less than two months after Sean Penn dismissed his petition for divorce (For the second time.), Robin Wright Penn has apparently filed for divorce and this time she's not dicking around. Maybe. I think. Don't quote me on that.... ...read full story ...

Since appearing in France with Jon Gosselin two weeks after Kate filed for divorce, Hailey Glassman says she's been the sacrificial lamb in this whole debacle. But in an interview with E! News she sets the record straight on... ...read full story ...

Here's Madonna in Portofino, Italy celebrating her 51st birthday and, yes, she's wearing a jersey with her own name on it. Because a woman who parades around on stage in fishnets can't wear a bathing suit, she has to... ...read full story ...

Realizing Christianity could be used for a higher purpose than telling people Jesus' best friend was a dinosaur, Katy Perry used to pray as a little girl that God would give her insanely ridiculous breasts. I'm talking freaking huge... ...read full story ...

Because there's nothing America loves more than a sloppy drunk judging its potential pop superstars, Page Six reports Jessica Simpson is being floated as a candidate to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol. I can actually see this working... ...read full ...

A sad, sober Shia LaBeouf stopped by Madame Royal in Hollywood recently where he sincerely ordered a root beer at the bar. A root beer. I need a Xanax just typing that. E! News reports: LaBeouf, dressed super casual... ...read full story ...

Seen here at a Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver Saturday night, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are apparently done hiding their relationship, according to Us Weekly: They've decided to be more public about going out now, an insider... ...read full...

Michael Phelps had a beer about an hour before getting in an accident in Baltimore on Thursday. People reports: Investigators found that the Accord's driver, Amanda E. Virkus, was at fault for the crash. She will be cited for... ...read full story ...

Here's Britney Spears at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday, and the sad thing is, I'm so tired of seeing her cockeyed nipples all the time that my reflex action is to immediately look down at her... ...read full story ...

Tom Cruise flew to Sydney to spend some time with Katie Holmes and Suri yesterday, and listen, I'm no body language expert, but I do know the look of woman who'd rather die than see my penis. I mean,... ...read full story ...

Less than 48 hours after getting ejected from the property by the cops, Kate Gosselin made nice with Jon for the sake of the money the kids the money. The two of them were cordial while Kate arrived for... ...read full story ...

Dear NRA Enthusiasts, Meet your new poster child. He's all yours. - The Superficial (Thanks to Jonah Ray who's packing an arsenal - of love. Ladies?) Photos: Fame, Pacific Coast News... ...read full story ...

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are moving out from under Kim's shadow and taking over Miami in their own reality show. I wonder if one of them will reunite with an estranged boyfriend and get pregnant... Nah. Kourtney & Khloe... ...read full story ...

Because everyone knows Christ loves him some tasteful porn, here's Heidi Montag posing for the September issue of Playboy, and I pretty much feel like I'm reading the Bible right now. Mostly because I don't believe any of this... ...read full story ...

- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[ - Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip] - Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get... ...read full story ...

Here's a slightly less Gollum-y looking Lindsay Lohan on the set of Machete in Texas yesterday, and I don't know what I'm more surprised by: That Lindsay actually found work, or that she's wearing a nude bra which means... ...read full story ...