God bless Mark Wahlberg who has the guts to say when most of us could only whisper, that the over-rated 'Ocean' franchise were bad movies. Wahlberg turned down a role and the chance to pal around with George Clooney and his posse - and doesn't regret it. ...

Recently, Jessica Simpson was photographed wearing a t-shirt that had Real Girls Eat Meat printed across the front which is a odd fashion choice for anyone over the age of 12, much less someone who is worth millions. And while PETA people are outraged! ov...

John Graziano's brother Frank has allegedly been leaving Hulk Hogan threatening messages since his appearance on Larry King Live, according to TMZ: The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family -- calling them whores and threatening to pis...

Kevin Federline was dubbed Father of the Year yesterday at Club Prive in Las Vegas. Kevin reportedly showed up two hours late for the honor then requested the award ceremony be private so clubgoers couldn't see it. (Having kids is nature's own cockblock....

Katherine Heigl slipped off to Mexico this weekend with her husband Josh Kelley. When I initially found out there were bikini pics of Katherine, I expected some sexy awesomeness. What I got instead is akin to seeing my arthritic grandma lumber across the...

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads Real Girls Eat Meat. Ha, adorable. I also love funny T's and whipped up one that I think she'll love. It reads: Jessica Simpson shouldn't wear T-shirts. Or any clothing in the c...

Snoop Dogg's wife Shante was picked up in Orange County for DUI early Saturday morning, according to the AP: Fullerton police Lt. Craig Brower says officers stopped 32-year-old Shante (Shahn-taye) Broadus of Sherman Oaks about 12:15 a.m. Saturday and too...

Amy Winehouse collapsed in her home today while doing admin (Read: A high-top sneaker stuffed with blow.) when she suffered a fainting spell and was caught by her assistant. She quickly recovered and is resting at a private hospital for precautionary mea...

Lots of rumors swirling around this week that scrawny Titanic actor Leonardo DiCaprio is being considered for the Captain America movie. No, not to play sidekick Bucky Barnes - which would be a better fit - but as the military man superhero himself. Say i...

Harry Potter star Emma Watson,18, is set to replace Keira Knightley, 23, in the Coco Chanel Mademoiselle fragrance ads. She has signed a £3 million, 2-year deal to lend her face to the perfume. 'Emma has been excitedly telling friends that she's going to...

Spencer Pratt, through some unholy alliance with Lucifer (He let him touch Heidi's boobs.), managed to find himself as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. And, get this, the smug little douchecock has the nerve to check his watch during the in...

The late Princess Diana's butler, Paul Burrell, reportedly once bragged to his brother-in-law in 1993 that he was kept on call for sex 24/7 by the Princess of Wales. According to the News of the World, Ron Cosgrove, who is the butler's wife's brother, sai...

Sir Elton John says he still has regrets over his failed marriage to Renate Blauel when they split - because he says they would still be married if he wasn't gay. Elton and Blauel divorced in 1988, but Elton still insists his ex-wife is the classiest woma...

Mariah Carey has apparently decided that her quicky Bahama wedding to Nick Cannon will have to do for now. She wanted to do another big do-over wedding in New York, but those plans might be off. The diva hoped to have a lavish celebration with dozens of b...

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are officially reconciled and living together. Tommy revealed the news to Rolling Stone, but only because he thought they were a really cool pineapple with a tape recorder: Pamela and the kids have moved in with me, said a b...

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney did some bikini modeling this morning in Monaco. And, yes, you're actually looking at Kim's ass not covered by a sarong. Some might say these shots put an end to the buttpad debate, but I say Not fucking quite. They...

R. Kelly has been acquitted of all 14 charges in his infamous child-pornography con golden shower case. It took the jurors less than a day of deliberation to find R. not guilty. The AP reports: Prosecutors had argued that a video tape mailed to the Chica...

Stifler, whose real name is apparently Sean William Scott (I had no idea.), addressed the Internet rumors about why there's tension between him and Nick Lachey. Turns out Stifler and Jessica Simpson had what grown-up's call a special hug. Here's my brief...

Veteran anchor Tim Russert of NBC's Meet the Press has died today at age 58 of a heart attack, according to The New York Times: Tom Brokaw, the former anchor of NBC Nightly News, came on the air at 3:39 p.m. that Mr. Russert had collapsed and died early...

While Katherine Heigl is saying I hate my career! to the Emmy's, Britney Spears, of all people, is eligible for the coveted award for her cameos on How I Met Your Mother. What the super motherfucking fuck? Excuse me while I cut my cable and hide under th...

Katherine Heigl won for Best Supporting Actress in a drama (Grey's Anatomy) at last year's Emmy awards, but this year, she doesn't think she's worthy. And she ain't bullshitting. Katherine declined to even put her name down for a nomination bid. The AP r...

Dr. Drew Pinsky of VH1's Celebrity Rehab made the following remarks about Tom Cruise and his passion for Scientology in the latest issue of Playboy. Dr. Drew finds it particularly interesting that the religion/cult rejects psychology: A lot of people in ...

Angelina Jolie sat down for a Q&A with Entertainment Weekly where she talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. The interview also strayed into Angelina's personal life where she admitted that being pregnant is awesome in the sack: It's great fo...

Lynne Spears' parenting memoir Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is officially set to release in September. A spokesperson for the publisher confirmed the news to People: When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hol...

Hulk Hogan is really regretting that deal with Satan to get his own reality show. After looking like a jackass on Larry King Live, Hulk's ex-wife Linda is now trying to get him thrown in jail for not paying for half of their Las Vegas condo per their div...

Despite no longer being George Clooney's arm candy, the paparazzi continue to trail Sarah Larson. She's apparently still loved by the tabloids who report she got a boob job and is posing in Playboy. Hmm, she doesn't look breastier. Maybe E! Online can sh...

Katherine Heigl has outdone her conceited self again! The actress issued a statment that she didn't seek a nomination for TV's Emmy Award for Best Actress because Grey's Anatomy failed to deliver the goods for an award-worthy performance. She dissed the w...

Christopher Ciccone, the baby brother that Madonna had a falling out with years ago, has written a shocking and juicy tell-all book about his famous superstar sister which is coming out next month. Sources tell the New York Post that it's going to ride ro...

Tom Cruise is hitting back at VH1 reality show doctor, Dr. Drew Pinsky, over an article that's set to appear in next month's Playboy magazine that states that the actor may have experienced serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse and that's the ca...

Paul Newman has reportedly turned over the entire value of his ownership in Newman's Own — the salad dressing and food company — to his charitable Newman's Own Foundation. The amount of the donation is said to be somewhere around $120 million! This i...

How ironic that Lynne Spears' memoir about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn will be released in a couple of months - right after the young underaged teen has her baby. Lynne's book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in ...

After some heavy topics involving Jesus, gay people drinking and comas as self-improvement, I felt it's time for some lighter fare. These are shots of Lindsay Lohan: the face of the 2008 UK Visa Swap which apparently involves charitable Europeans swappin...

Oh, man, those crazy Hogans have done it again! This time Hulk stopped by Larry King Live last night for an emotional interview about his son Nick's imprisonment. At the end of the interview, a teary-eyed Hulk remained positive that Nick's accident happe...

Apparently, it's Spiritual Awareness Day on The Superficial. People is reporting that Britney Spears is now under the divine tutelage of Mel Gibson. Christ! It appears the two met for over two hours last night at a Beverly Hills cigar club: For more than...

I'm really trying not to post about Walking Barbie here, but, admittedly, I find perverse joy when she's caught by the paps not wearing (Edit: a metric ton of) make-up at LAX (above) or gets stuck in an ATM vestibule. It's obvious Heidi is out of her ele...

Shia LeBeouf is making the apology rounds after a video of him at a house party recently hit the Internet. It basically shows a drunk Shia telling one of his friends to hit him in the face. When his friend decides, Not today, sir. Shia calls him a faggot...

Brooke Hogan (above with boyfriend Whitey WhitePants) has confirmed that her mom Linda is dating 19-year-old Charley Hill. Hulk also confirmed it on Larry King Live. In a surprise moment of sanity from the Peroxide Bunch, Brooke is really not that thrill...

Pete Doherty commissioned a sculpture of himself being crucified Jesus-style. Apparently, Pete and his friend artist Nick Reynolds feel Pete is a tortured Messiah, according to The Sun: The disturbing artwork will be carved in marble and show Doherty bei...

Reports that screen legend Paul Newman is battling terminal lung cancer are emphatically not true, says the actor's rep Toni Howard. Whispers of a life-threatening disease started in May when the 83-year-old citied illness for pulling out of directing du...

Kate Beckinsale must have missed her calling as a stand up comic because she's always saying the funniest stuff. Recently she gave her opinion about someone's stupid comment that there was some sort of 'competition' for roles between herself and Eva Longo...

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan and star of MTV's Hogan Knows Best, has confirmed her mom, 48, is indeed dating that 19-year-old hunk - a kid Brooke went to school with! The trashy Hogan family is pulling out all the stops these days... Brooke had a...

When it comes time to expand her family again, Gwyneth Paltrow might just follow in the footsteps of her ex Brad Pitt and his partner, Angelina Jolie, by adopting siblings for 4-year-old Apple and 2-year-old Moses. I'm very open to it, she told Harper's B...

The rumors of a split up between Madonna and hubby director Guy Richie just refuse to go away. The latest report says that she has hired a divorce lawyer and she's in a sticky wicket because there was no pre-nuptial agreement done when the two married eig...

Amy Winehouse held court with the paparazzi yesterday outside her home. It seems to be her press room lately where's seen either signing autographs for the children or terrorizing the freaking populace with her shirt off. But one thing Amy isn't doing is...

Brody Jenner of MTV's The Hills has landed his own reality show. It's titled, are you ready? Bromance. A strange choice considering the premise of the show is for Brody to whittle down male contestants to join his entourage. (Sound familiar?) MTV has com...

Kim Kardashian took her cleavage out for ice cream today while vacationing in France. As an American, I take pride that Kim is acting as a shining example of our great nation while abroad. This should go well. UPDATE: French soldiers have just landed on ...

Anne Hathaway's boyfriend Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri is under investigation again. The state attorney general Andrew Andrew Cuomo is looking into Raffaello's charity foundation after learning it's not properly disclosing tax information, acco...

Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the infamous prostitute that ended New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's career, was spotted over the weekend at the beach in New Jersey with her mom (ass seen here). Hopefully, Ashley stayed out of the polluted water because a body l...

Once I start kicking asshats from The Hills in the proverbial nuts, I just can't stop. Which brings us to Heidi Montag who managed to get herself trapped in an ATM vestibule last night. And, surprisingly, it wasn't staged. Heidi acts as if she could've g...

Saying he's not a controlling father but just a manager that works seven days a week, 24/7, papa Joe Simpson says he hearts his new son-in-law Pete Wentz who got daughter Ashlee preggers and thinks pro athlete Tony Romo - who Jessica is try to land - is j...