Here’s Henry Cavill filming scenes for Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel which apparently features a homeless Superman who’s not afraid to let poverty stop him from daily physical exercise, so I guess that counts as ...

   “And then this morning, this scarf had sugar all over it. I swear the maid is wearing them while eating donuts, but if I could just prove it…” Because a family that stares at each other’s freckle curtains, stays t...

   Last night during voting for Dancing With The Stars, Kim Kardashian posted the above tweet claiming Justin Bieber was taking calls for an hour. Except the number really wasn’t Bieber’s, but instead the number to vote for her ...

   Before having sex at a hockey game in Winnipeg, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez stopped by an animal rescue shelter when Selena started missing her five rescue dogs at home. And what better way to show someone you miss them by entirely re...

   While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the mo...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Finally got my inbox cleared out, so if you were into asking me random shit, or for tips on love, ladies, I’m fielding your questions again. – SW - Jesse Eisenberg is kind of creepy. - Benicio Del Toro&#...

   Here’s Jessica Simpson in New York this morning – still wearing the same top and pants from the weekend (Net worth: $1 billion) – where she’s entirely given up trying to hide her stomach that experts now say is si...

   “Playboy, huh? That’s swell. They let you kick vaginas in here?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you fast and loose. (Read: Full of wacky Brits like Charles and Di reuniting, perhaps to talk abou...

There comes a time when all Hollywood stars who have children must dedicate their time into having a little chat with their kids about how they are famous. And screen siren Salma Hayek didn't escape that, but she had it in a quite hilarious way....

According to reports, singer Mary J. Blige would like to go back to school and study business and banking....

   Apparently it’s “Holy Shit, I Need Money But Working is So Hard” Day (See: here and here.) because Tara Reid has admitted to TMZ that her marriage to Zack Kehayov was fake. And why would she do such a thing? Her flight ...

   Let the descent into porn begin. TMZ reports: Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her ...

   Back in February, Frankie Muniz allegedly put a loaded gun to his head and threatened to shoot himself in front of his girlfriend Elycia Turnbow. When she called the police who took him to a hospital for observation, he politely thanked ...

   While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Will Ferrell receives Mark Twain Prize. - While Darrell Hammond reveals his long-time crack addiction. - Prince Harry is banging slutty versions of Pippa Middleton now. Neat. - John Travolta tried to make reservatio...

   Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at a Winnipeg Jets game over the weekend where The Maplesiah sprung for private box seats and then all the stuff in these photos happened. Now I’m not these kids’ parents, but maybe...

   Seen here being booed at the London Film Festival premiere of W.E. – Fools! She feeds off your lamentations! – Madonna‘s oldest brother Anthony Ciccone is reportedly homeless and has been living on the streets for over ...

   Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist… Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchf...

   Back in August, Kirsten Dunst, who apparently hangs around chicks as pale if not paler than herself – Well played, Lady Snaggletooth. Well played. – couldn’t shut up about how big her boobs are, so here they are in Vega...

   “Shucks! Ain’t no one said I look as purty as Jessicker Simpson before.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ben Affleck just selling the shit out of being a parent – I’ve already stopped ...

Good Will Hunting star Robin Williams got married over the weekend – for the third time!...

   As reports continue to circulate that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ pretend marriage is over, to me, nothing confirms those rumors more than this little item via Deadline: In what amounts to her most substantial acting role so...

According to the latest reports, actress/singer Demi Lovato and her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama are back together....

According to reports, singer John Mayer has undergone throat surgery. The Gravity hitmaker has reportedly been suggested to take a complete vocal rest for at least a month to recover after having a granuloma (a non-cancerous lesion that is a result of con...

   Here’s Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds leaving his Boston apartment early Saturday morning which pretty much confirms all those rumors while simultaneously piercing my penis through the heart. On a related note, I continued my journ...

   After weeks of speculating, and even given my piss-poor track record that should preclude me from ever stepping foot in a birth canal, I think it’s safe to say Jessica Simpson is actually pregnant and not just fulfilling her member...

   After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a littl...

   “I’ve never seen that redhead before in my life. Ohmygod, I think it has rabies.” Before I start, keep in mind two things that happened this week: 1. Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer argued in court that Lindsay is struggli...

   In a new video posted on chime.in – Apparently that’s a thing now. – Ashton Kutcher indirectly addresses the reports about him cheating with Sara Leal on his sixth wedding anniversary to Demi Moore by basically complain...

   Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by the letters S for Side-Eyes, O for Ozzy‘s new book, M for Mac from Always Sunny is really serious about this whole weight gain thing and F for WTF is Katherine Heigl we...

   With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s reality show because apparently their marriage WASN’T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow – *throws s...

   Taylor Armstrong forced Russell Armstrong to do The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills which may have ultimately led to his suicide – Plus maybe all that money problem stuff and people knowing he was an abusive shitbag. Probably shou...

   Posted by Photo Boy - The Twilight wedding is almost here! *Squee!, gush* - Looks like Mel Gibson is headed to the movies today. - Jaime Bell knows the way to a woman’s heart is through clitoral stimulation. - Christian Bale will b...

   Also, someone bought new hair. I think that’s the message here. That or someone declared himself “Master of The Teeter-Totter,” so Timmy Tuscaloota down the street can suck it. “These monkey bars are MY house, bit...

Criminal hitmaker Britney Spears is reportedly learning how to sew on her music world tour. The star is currently in Europe with her Femme Fatale world tour, and rather than indulging in wild nights out, the mother-of-two is spending time in a more constr...

Bond actor Daniel Craig has reportedly been asked to grow a beard for the next movie in the famous series....

   Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it’s not working out because of Kim’s schedule. And just last ni...

   “Sir, you can’t just randomly sit next to me and stare forlornly into a camera. — Sir?” I’ve remained pretty indifferent regarding Occupy Wall Street because despite it’s best intentions, it’s ha...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Bridget Marquardt‘s Halloween line easily doubles as Vice Squad undercover gear. - So could The Sexiest NFL Cheerleader Halloween Costumes Ever. - Jim Carrey has caused Emma Stone to irrationally fear famous m...

   When we last left Weston Cage he was following up his whirlwind tour of getting his ass kicked by every virtually person in his vicinity including himself by checking into rehab to become an action star and prove he’s not crazy. We...

   “OCCUPY ROB REINER, BITCHES!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Miranda Kerr topless (Oh, hi, Google.), Kate Gosselin telling her daughters they’ll go to iPhone-building “class” in a s...

   Here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s porn doppelganger Scarlett Fay showing up at the L.A. County Coroner’s office this morning (See how quickly she found the entrance?) in an attempt to help Lindsay out of a jam when it started to l...

   The poster said Jessica would sign autographs until 2:30, but at 1:15 her mouth suddenly opened and stayed that way until she walked into a backroom. Later, we heard what could only be described as a family of elks getting beat with a ch...

   If you’re thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she’s actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it’s the brand that truly u...

Singer Michael Buble has recently confessed he feels ready to have kids, but he's waiting for his wife to decide when. The 36-year-old star is eager to start a family with his 24-year-old wife, actress Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre, but he said he ...

   It hasn’t even been 24 hours since her probation’s been revoked, so of course Lindsay Lohan has already blown off the one thing the judge asked her to do to put her back in her graces. ABC News reports: As of 8:30 a.m. PT tod...

   I don’t even have to write anything, do I? Michael Lohan must owe a metric shit-ton of child support again because he’s reverted back to his old habit of shoving his face in the press to expose as many details about Lindsay L...

According to the latest reports, former Dancing with the Stars winner Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton have broke up....

   Mommar Gadhafi was apparently killed this morning, but he didn’t cheat on Selena Gomez, so who gives a shit? This is Macarena Lemos, an Argentian model – I’m guessing for Arby’s. (That’ll hit you in a second...

   When Shia LaBeouf found himself getting his face punched in by a shirtless Canadian lumber ox, Shea Carter, who apparently was not a “bro” of the actor or had even met him before, helped a drunken Shia up and convinced him to...