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Superman Doesn't Like Shirts

2011-10-26

   Here’s Henry Cavill filming scenes for Zack Snyder’s Superman: Man of Steel which apparently features a homeless Superman who’s not afraid to let poverty stop him from daily physical exercise, so I guess that counts as ...

 

Lindsay Lohan Brought Little Sister Ali To Playboy Shoot

2011-10-26

   “And then this morning, this scarf had sugar all over it. I swear the maid is wearing them while eating donuts, but if I could just prove it…” Because a family that stares at each other’s freckle curtains, stays t...

 

Kim Kardashian Is Helping Rob Cheat On 'Dancing With The Stars'

2011-10-25

   Last night during voting for Dancing With The Stars, Kim Kardashian posted the above tweet claiming Justin Bieber was taking calls for an hour. Except the number really wasn’t Bieber’s, but instead the number to vote for her ...

 

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Adopted a Puppy. Together.

2011-10-25

   Before having sex at a hockey game in Winnipeg, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez stopped by an animal rescue shelter when Selena started missing her five rescue dogs at home. And what better way to show someone you miss them by entirely re...

 

Courtney Stodden, Take Notes

2011-10-25

   While Courtney Stodden found herself getting kicked out of a pumpkin patch in Valencia over the weekend, here’s Shauna Sand at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA where she’s been flashing her beav in front of her kids since the mo...

 

Hello, Salma Hayek, and Other News

2011-10-25

   Posted by Photo Boy - Finally got my inbox cleared out, so if you were into asking me random shit, or for tips on love, ladies, I’m fielding your questions again. – SW - Jesse Eisenberg is kind of creepy. - Benicio Del Toro&#...

 

Jessica Simpson Isn't Even Hiding It (UPDATE: And Now We Know Why)

2011-10-25

   Here’s Jessica Simpson in New York this morning – still wearing the same top and pants from the weekend (Net worth: $1 billion) – where she’s entirely given up trying to hide her stomach that experts now say is si...

 

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.25.11

2011-10-25

   “Playboy, huh? That’s swell. They let you kick vaginas in here?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you fast and loose. (Read: Full of wacky Brits like Charles and Di reuniting, perhaps to talk abou...

 

Salma Hayek Forced to Tell Daughter She Is Famous

2011-10-25

There comes a time when all Hollywood stars who have children must dedicate their time into having a little chat with their kids about how they are famous. And screen siren Salma Hayek didn't escape that, but she had it in a quite hilarious way....

 

Mary J. Blige Wants to Go Back to School

2011-10-25

According to reports, singer Mary J. Blige would like to go back to school and study business and banking....

 

Tara Reid's Marriage Was Fake

2011-10-25

   Apparently it’s “Holy Shit, I Need Money But Working is So Hard” Day (See: here and here.) because Tara Reid has admitted to TMZ that her marriage to Zack Kehayov was fake. And why would she do such a thing? Her flight ...

 

Lindsay Lohan Posing Nude For Playboy

2011-10-25

   Let the descent into porn begin. TMZ reports: Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her ...

 

Frankie Muniz Engaged To That Girl He Threatened To Shoot Himself In Front Of

2011-10-25

   Back in February, Frankie Muniz allegedly put a loaded gun to his head and threatened to shoot himself in front of his girlfriend Elycia Turnbow. When she called the police who took him to a hospital for observation, he politely thanked ...

 

Jennifer Lopez 'Broke Down' On Stage

2011-10-24

   While performing in Connecticut over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez apparently broke down on stage during the Mohegan Sun’s 15th anniversary celebration which somehow has become a huge story even though it shouldn’t be after you...

 

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini and Other News

2011-10-24

   Posted by Photo Boy - Will Ferrell receives Mark Twain Prize. - While Darrell Hammond reveals his long-time crack addiction. - Prince Harry is banging slutty versions of Pippa Middleton now. Neat. - John Travolta tried to make reservatio...

 

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Got A Private Box, Guess How That Went

2011-10-24

   Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at a Winnipeg Jets game over the weekend where The Maplesiah sprung for private box seats and then all the stuff in these photos happened. Now I’m not these kids’ parents, but maybe...

 

Madonna's Brother Is Homeless

2011-10-24

   Seen here being booed at the London Film Festival premiere of W.E. – Fools! She feeds off your lamentations! – Madonna‘s oldest brother Anthony Ciccone is reportedly homeless and has been living on the streets for over ...

 

Courtney Stodden Got Kicked Out of A Pumpkin Patch

2011-10-24

   Urge to make poop joke strong.. must.. resist… Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison decided to take their love to a nice, family-friendly pumpkin patch over the weekend where they found themselves subjected to the torches and pitchf...

 

Kirsten Dunst's 'Big Boobs' in a Bikini

2011-10-24

   Back in August, Kirsten Dunst, who apparently hangs around chicks as pale if not paler than herself – Well played, Lady Snaggletooth. Well played. – couldn’t shut up about how big her boobs are, so here they are in Vega...

 

The Crap We Missed – Monday 10.24.11

2011-10-24

   “Shucks! Ain’t no one said I look as purty as Jessicker Simpson before.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ben Affleck just selling the shit out of being a parent – I’ve already stopped ...

 

Robin Williams Gets Married for the Third Time

2011-10-24

Good Will Hunting star Robin Williams got married over the weekend – for the third time!...

 

Kim Kardashian Is Definitely Getting A Divorce

2011-10-24

   As reports continue to circulate that Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ pretend marriage is over, to me, nothing confirms those rumors more than this little item via Deadline: In what amounts to her most substantial acting role so...

 

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Rekindled Romance

2011-10-24

According to the latest reports, actress/singer Demi Lovato and her ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama are back together....

 

John Mayer Had Vocal Cord Surgery

2011-10-24

According to reports, singer John Mayer has undergone throat surgery. The Gravity hitmaker has reportedly been suggested to take a complete vocal rest for at least a month to recover after having a granuloma (a non-cancerous lesion that is a result of con...

 

Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Had Sex In His Apartment

2011-10-24

   Here’s Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds leaving his Boston apartment early Saturday morning which pretty much confirms all those rumors while simultaneously piercing my penis through the heart. On a related note, I continued my journ...

 

That's A Baby In Jessica Simpson's Belly

2011-10-24

   After weeks of speculating, and even given my piss-poor track record that should preclude me from ever stepping foot in a birth canal, I think it’s safe to say Jessica Simpson is actually pregnant and not just fulfilling her member...

 

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

2011-10-22

   After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a littl...

 

Dina Lohan's Memoirs: 'Lindsay Is Everybody Else's Fault'

2011-10-21

   “I’ve never seen that redhead before in my life. Ohmygod, I think it has rabies.” Before I start, keep in mind two things that happened this week: 1. Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer argued in court that Lindsay is struggli...

 

Ashton Kutcher Is The Gatekeeper Of Literary Truth Now

2011-10-21

   In a new video posted on chime.in – Apparently that’s a thing now. – Ashton Kutcher indirectly addresses the reports about him cheating with Sara Leal on his sixth wedding anniversary to Demi Moore by basically complain...

 

The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.21.11

2011-10-21

   Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by the letters S for Side-Eyes, O for Ozzy‘s new book, M for Mac from Always Sunny is really serious about this whole weight gain thing and F for WTF is Katherine Heigl we...

 

Courtney Stodden Shopped Her Reality Show To MTV, Of Course

2011-10-21

   With Merv Griffin Entertainment producing Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison‘s reality show because apparently their marriage WASN’T about a love as pure as a man purchasing a child bride in the driven snow – *throws s...

 

Taylor Armstrong Fired From 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'

2011-10-21

   Taylor Armstrong forced Russell Armstrong to do The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills which may have ultimately led to his suicide – Plus maybe all that money problem stuff and people knowing he was an abusive shitbag. Probably shou...

 

Bridget Marquardt's Complete Costume Line And Other News

2011-10-21

   Posted by Photo Boy - The Twilight wedding is almost here! *Squee!, gush* - Looks like Mel Gibson is headed to the movies today. - Jaime Bell knows the way to a woman’s heart is through clitoral stimulation. - Christian Bale will b...

 

I Think Joey Lawrence Works Out

2011-10-21

   Also, someone bought new hair. I think that’s the message here. That or someone declared himself “Master of The Teeter-Totter,” so Timmy Tuscaloota down the street can suck it. “These monkey bars are MY house, bit...

 

Britney Spears Has a New Hobby: Sewing!

2011-10-21

Criminal hitmaker Britney Spears is reportedly learning how to sew on her music world tour. The star is currently in Europe with her Femme Fatale world tour, and rather than indulging in wild nights out, the mother-of-two is spending time in a more constr...

 

Daniel Craig Was Told to Grow Beard

2011-10-21

Bond actor Daniel Craig has reportedly been asked to grow a beard for the next movie in the famous series....

 

Kim Kardashian Is Pretending To Get A Divorce Already

2011-10-21

   Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married practically yesterday, but already numerous tabloids are reporting/reprinting press releases from Kris Jenner that it’s not working out because of Kim’s schedule. And just last ni...

 

Welcome To The Exact Moment Occupy Wall Street Became A Celebrity Fad

2011-10-20

   “Sir, you can’t just randomly sit next to me and stare forlornly into a camera. — Sir?” I’ve remained pretty indifferent regarding Occupy Wall Street because despite it’s best intentions, it’s ha...

 

Amanda Seyfried Trots Her Puppies Around and Other News

2011-10-20

   Posted by Photo Boy - Bridget Marquardt‘s Halloween line easily doubles as Vice Squad undercover gear. - So could The Sexiest NFL Cheerleader Halloween Costumes Ever. - Jim Carrey has caused Emma Stone to irrationally fear famous m...

 

Weston Cage Has A Reality Show Now

2011-10-20

   When we last left Weston Cage he was following up his whirlwind tour of getting his ass kicked by every virtually person in his vicinity including himself by checking into rehab to become an action star and prove he’s not crazy. We...

 

The Crap We Missed – Thurdsay 10.20.11

2011-10-20

   “OCCUPY ROB REINER, BITCHES!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Miranda Kerr topless (Oh, hi, Google.), Kate Gosselin telling her daughters they’ll go to iPhone-building “class” in a s...

 

Lindsay Lohan's Porn Double Is A Better Person Than Lindsay Lohan

2011-10-20

   Here’s Lindsay Lohan‘s porn doppelganger Scarlett Fay showing up at the L.A. County Coroner’s office this morning (See how quickly she found the entrance?) in an attempt to help Lindsay out of a jam when it started to l...

 

Jessica Simpson Wants $500K To Confirm The Pregnancy You're Looking Right At

2011-10-20

   The poster said Jessica would sign autographs until 2:30, but at 1:15 her mouth suddenly opened and stayed that way until she walked into a backroom. Later, we heard what could only be described as a family of elks getting beat with a ch...

 

JWoww Is The Future Of Cleavage

2011-10-20

   If you’re thinking this is JWoww getting a jump on Halloween as Slutty Robocop, she’s actually being paid to be SVEDKA_GRL the new “spokes_bot” for SVEDKA Vodka because apparently it’s the brand that truly u...

 

Michael Buble Is Ready for Babies

2011-10-20

Singer Michael Buble has recently confessed he feels ready to have kids, but he's waiting for his wife to decide when. The 36-year-old star is eager to start a family with his 24-year-old wife, actress Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre, but he said he ...

 

BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Already Pulled A No-Show At Morgue

2011-10-20

   It hasn’t even been 24 hours since her probation’s been revoked, so of course Lindsay Lohan has already blown off the one thing the judge asked her to do to put her back in her graces. ABC News reports: As of 8:30 a.m. PT tod...

 

Lindsay Lohan Is Smoking Meth, Crack, Says Michael Lohan

2011-10-20

   I don’t even have to write anything, do I? Michael Lohan must owe a metric shit-ton of child support again because he’s reverted back to his old habit of shoving his face in the press to expose as many details about Lindsay L...

 

Nicole Scherzinger Is Back on Market

2011-10-20

According to the latest reports, former Dancing with the Stars winner Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton have broke up....

 

Justin Bieber Cheated On Selena Gomez With A Chick Named 'Macarena'

2011-10-20

   Mommar Gadhafi was apparently killed this morning, but he didn’t cheat on Selena Gomez, so who gives a shit? This is Macarena Lemos, an Argentian model – I’m guessing for Arby’s. (That’ll hit you in a second...

 

Shia LaBeouf Threatened To Stab The Guy Helping Him After Bar Fight

2011-10-20

   When Shia LaBeouf found himself getting his face punched in by a shirtless Canadian lumber ox, Shea Carter, who apparently was not a “bro” of the actor or had even met him before, helped a drunken Shia up and convinced him to...

 
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