It seems unlucky in love star Jennifer Aniston slipped a husband through her fingers! Jason Bateman, who stars alongside Aniston in new movie The Switch, confessed he dreamed of marrying the actress when the met years ago while working on the doomed TV co...

   And by anything I mean Jeremy London. You just read that. According to RadarOnline, Jeremy’s ex-wife/also crazy drug addict Melissa Cunningham is accusing him of sleeping with the Ground Zero of Tiger Mistresses, Rachel Uchitel, wh...

   I’m not even going to attempt to comment on Christina Hendrick at the Creative Emmy’s Sunday night because, once again, those monkeys openly masturbating at the zoo have a leg up on me. (I’ll best you yet, Pebbles.) Tha...

   Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer (True Blood) were married Saturday at a small service in Malibu which may or may not have been officiated by Roseanne Barr because that’s who you want blessing your marriage. Anyway, following the cere...

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   - Miranda Kerr confirms she’s four months pregnant and Orlando Bloom is an asshole. (Implied.) - Whitney Port’s going to be airbrushed for Maxim. - Macaulay Culkin is going to be 30. — God, I hate being old. - Blake Liv...

   Exactly like they announced their divorce on a late Friday afternoon, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt bring you “The Pretend Spencer is Hocking a Sex Tape Without Heidi’s Consent Even Though Everyone Knows How These Deals Work...

   Doctors at UCLA have apparently concluded that Lindsay Lohan is not a bipolar drug addict after all and was simply misdiagnosed with ADHD which led to her going on the most highly publicized Adderall bender known to man. Excuse me while ...

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   Here’s Tila Tequila on Robertson Blvd. yesterday where she must’ve lit the Whore Signal hours in advance because literally every single photo agency I looked at had these shots of her “injuries” from The Gathering...

   LeAnn Rimes performed in a bikini on last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent and, as someone who dabbles in bikinis like Da Vinci dabbled with paint, I really don’t like the message being sent to mainstream audienc...

   What at first seemed like another sad example of PTSD gone horribly wrong, has finally revealed itself as your typical “Boy Uses Swamp Pig for Publicity” thus restoring balance to the universe and allowing me to stop writing ...

   Because it’s Friday and I mentally checked out sometime after Karissa Shannon’s ass yesterday, I thought it’d be fun to pretend it’s 1986 when seeing a shit-faced Drew Barrymore was as adorably shocking as it was ...

   Those meddling Care Bears can’t stop me now. ALL YOUR IPODS ARE BELONG TO US! Photos: Pacific Coast News Read More ... ...

 - The True Blood Rolling Stone cover – minus Anna Paquin. - Justin Bieber and Kanye West are collaborating now thanks to their random-ass Twitter conversation. - Drew Barrymore stole Mary Kate Olsen’s hair. - Alessandra Ambrosio in bikin...

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 Seen here with a model stupid enough to believe he’s the passport to fame (Thank you, American educational system.), Michael Lohan is now calling for Lindsay’s release from rehab after just saying the other day she’d immediately re...

   So I’ve been trying to figure out why the hell Kat Von D would tweet that she’s dating Jesse James only to “delete it” in a way that still made it visible to the entire Internet. Then I found out the fourth season...

   On top of charges for disorderly conduct and being a public nuisance stemming from her drunken arrest last month, Snooki is now being slapped with a third charge of “criminal annoyance.” Very rarely does the law get something...

   Because old people say the darnedest things, Jennifer Aniston apparently dropped the “R-word” on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning which has already prompted outrage from organizations for the retarded even though her us...

   Carla Gugino brought her criminally underrated cleavage (This is only her first time on The Superficial. I suck.) to Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, so first off, kudos to his producers for recognizing a proud American institution. On that...

   Granted, Kelly Brook naked on the cover of Love is only one post below this, it’d be a crime against the art of cinema if I didn’t post these pics of her at the premiere of Piranha 3D last night immediately. For those of you ...

   Here’s Playmate Karissa Shannon at the Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday, and I don’t know how I missed this, but she’s dating Sam Jones III, the guy who played Pete Ross on Smallville before being written off after only thr...

   “Me all alone now.” The mannequin formerly known as Heidi Montag came out of seclusion today, albeit briefly, to express her condolences over the loss of Dr. Frank Ryan, the only plastic surgeon brave enough to take all her M...

   What you’re looking at is a screencap from the trailer for Black Swan, a movie about ballerinas having aggressive lesbian hate sex with each other because when the lights go down and the tights come off, hearts don’t pirouett...

  - Evan Rachel Wood left Marilyn Manson. Again. - Julia Roberts and the ridiculousness of Eat Pray Love. - Audrina Patridge straps down the wonk-tits for a night out. - Teresa Guidice spent $60,000 on furniture – after she filed for bankruptcy...

   It has a taste for flesh now! Evacuate the boardwa- Oh, wait, that’s just Snooki’s new boyfriend, Iraq vet Jeff Miranda. A confused young man who, not unlike anyone that’s awoken to the sweet smell of Absolut Pickle bef...

 The L.A. County Coroner’s Office released their report on Simon Monjack’s death yesterday and apparently Brittany Murphy’s mom not only admitted to investigators she slept in the same bed as her late daugther’s husband but po...

   Here’s Blake Lively in the latest issue of Interview magazine where she’s interviewed (Oh, I get it now.) by Ben Affleck about something that doesn’t involve me seeing her in a bra and handcuffs, so I can’t help b...

   Jenny McCarthy’s new boyfriend Jason Toohey (above) has apparently been bragging about their relationship all over his Facebook page. The two have already moved in together and he’s already changed his profile pic so he can t...

   In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Alexander Skarsgard basically reveals he likes his penis to flop all over the set of True Blood whenever he’s filming nude scenes which, if you’ve never seen the show, is pretty much ever...

   After her people denied the two are more than just friends, Kat Von D apparently tweeted then untweeted today (Yet somehow it’s still there.) that she is in fact dating Jesse James which confirms reports from TMZ that they were ...

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   Kim Kardashian appears in the September issue of Allure where she reveals she’s entirely hairless – entirely – and inadvertently admits to making a sex tape just to get her own reality show: On her ass being the smoothe...

 Because midget stripper outfits cost extra to make, Tila Tequila is continuing to milk her “attack” at The Gathering of the Juggalos for all it’s worth which is a tragedy because I’m actually starting to think these clowns ar...

   Dr. Frank Ryan, the man responsible for Heidi Montag’s current form, was found dead yesterday after his Jeep rolled off the Pacific Coast Highway. It looks like he was Tweeting while he was driving which finally makes playing Dr. F...

 Laurence Fishburne has officially cut off his daughter Montana after she decided to launch a media circus announcing her career in porn – using her father’s last name. Though in fairness, up until now it’s only been associated with...

   What? Like none of you have ever pretended to be part of a tripod before. That’s what I thought. Photos: Splash News Read More ... ...

   Granted, I’ve mostly been exposed to/only interested in breasts that look like they bounced out of Dr. Frank Ryan’s laboratory, may he rest in peace, I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to be that close to the ce...

   …. having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear , and his mouth as the mouth o...

 Because two weeks is just as good as ninety days, it’s now “very possible” Lindsay Lohan’s doctors in rehab will sign off on her release this week, according to TMZ. Even worse, this will effectively prove Michael Lohan right...

   - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught kissing for realsies! OMGs! - Danielle Staub fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey. That’s square-tit-ism! - Suri Cruise is already telling Katie Holmes what to wear. Aw, she’s...

   Everyone’s favorite perpetually-dressed-as-Slave Leia “celebrity,” Adrianne Curry was reportedly molested by a drunk man while she was in Orlando for Star Wars Celebration V over the weekend. (I bet it was this guy.) Th...

 I’m sorry. “Allegedly” killing witness now. Suck it, Libel Police. The “wetback” nanny who reportedly saw Mel Gibson assault Oksana Grigorieva passed away from “cancer” this weekend, effectively throwing a m...

   Here’s Jenny McCarthy hosting the Palms Midsummer’s Night Dream Party Saturday night where, like any good scientist, she regaled guests with her giant, fake tits all up in their face. DOCTOR: Oh, Ms. McCarthy, we were just di...

   Seen here at the London premiere of Salt today, Angelina Jolie will reportedly play Marilyn Monroe in a new biopic told through.. the eyes of her dog? Okay, sure. The Daily Telegraph reports: Speculation over the project has been growing...

   Here’s Madonna in London last night where she surprisingly looked like a normal, and almost attractive, human being until you catch a glimpse of her arms and wonder when Van Helsing’s going to show up and fire a crossbow into...

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   - Kanye West is coming back to the VMAs. - Jennifer Lopez’s passive-aggressive response to American Idol? - Stephanie Pratt’s ridiculously long legs if you’re into that sort of thing. - Jennifer Love Hewitt as a school-...

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