Posted by Photo Boy Since the formal part of Lindsay Lohan‘s probation ended, she’s demonstrated that she’s done partying and is keeping herself out of trouble. That’s why it’s so unfortunate that just two weeks before bei...

Posted by Photo Boy In accordance with the Teen Mom rite of passage, Jenelle Evans thankfully squirreled away enough of her meth money and finally got a boob job at Wilmington Plastic Surgery yesterday. If you look closely, you can see that she’s...

According to Us Weekly magazine, Lady GaGa is now single and ready to mingle! The eccentric diva has reportedly dumped her boyfriend Taylor Kinney because their relationship wouldn't last anyway....

Posted by Photo Boy - The Watermelon Sticker Chivette is Kiera Saltern. Call off the search. - Anna Paquin tells FASHION how this season’s True Blood will have a lot to do with clothes, so feel free not to watch anymore. - 21 Reasons Why You Shou...

“This killed for Mike Myers, right? Wait, what do you mean he didn’t paint his face?” Posted by Photo Boy In case you haven’t heard, Ashton Kutcher is an awful douche. Unfortunately over 10.5 million people follow him on Twitter an...

Posted by Photo Boy Recently the Lifetime network started airing The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet. I’ll pause here for a second while most of you quietly file out the door. Anyway, the show claims that it will “tackle a wide variety ...

Welcome to a Wednesday’s The Crap I Missed, what is usually my daily labor of love, but more specifically today, my way of apologizing for a post about geriatric fornication. My bad on that. What you’ll find in here is Frankie Muniz has bee...

Posted by Photo Boy Rihanna is either an ardent follower of Astrology or she’s like a kid trying to put her hand as close as she can to a cage with a snarling dog inside. Either way this gets filed under high school drama which apparently is a re...

Posted by Photo Boy I’ll be honest with you, I posted these photos for one reason only. Perfume. I’m a man who happens to love fragrance. I especially love when two fragrances are smashed together into a beautiful bouquet that practically k...

Posted by Photo Boy It seems that three years of plowing through groupies while simultaneously morphing into Johnny Depp has done little to ease John Mayer‘s pain over knowing that he’ll never bang Jennifer Aniston again. Well that, or know...

In a recent interview for People magazine, socialite Khloe Kardashian revealed why she and husband Lamar Odom decided to step away from reality TV....

Posted by Photo Boy - Melanie Iglesias and Lisa Ramos respond to Kate Upton‘s Cat Daddy video. - Drew Barrymore‘s pregnancy photo shoot was done at Juniper Creek apparently. - The supercut of Val Kilmer taking off his glasses is way more en...

Posted by Photo Boy Since we now exist in a reality that includes Lindsay Lohan method-acting her Lifetime network role as Elizabeth Taylor, Octomom getting paid to flick the bean and Kim Kardashian as a possible mayoral candidate, why not toss Courtne...

Posted by Photo Boy While I’m under no delusion that any of the words I’m typing here will ever be read, I felt that it was important to acknowledge the dark magic that Terry Richardson wields. I’m not sure there’s another man on E...

Posted by Photo Boy Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are officially taking the summer off from reality television. Let me interpret that for you, “Expect to see more of us than ever before!” Because if there’s one thing the Kardashians...

Posted by Photo Boy – Ed. Note: Pics are from December but were chosen for two reasons. A) That’s the approximate size I envision her newborn to be. B) Breasts. Congratulations are in order because Maxwell Drew Johnson finally escaped the d...

Posted by Photo Boy Octomom famously said she’d never do porn. Then she almost lost her house, so she of course posed topless for a European magazine because that doesn’t count. But since she only got paid a fraction of the million she was ...

Posted by Photo Boy - Mind The Gap: A tradition of internet creepiness. - Stacy Keibler said ‘marriage’ on the way to the Correspondents’ Dinner is how I read this. - 3 grandmothers watch Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape and dear God, ...

According to some shocking reports, pop diva Rihanna confessed she came very close to a breakdown last year!...

Posted by Photo Boy This little detail about changed woman Lindsay Lohan‘s evening at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner sort of fell through the cracks yesterday but it contains such a stunning load of bullshit, I just had to revisit. ...

Posted by Photo Boy The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner is an annual gathering of celebrities, politicians and press for the expressed purpose of raising money for journalism scholarships and simultaneously honoring professionals i...

Posted by Photo Boy Hollywood’s favorite violent rage-filled maniac, Mel Gibson, went on his old buddy Jay Leno‘s show to defend himself against the exposure of his latest rant. In case you don’t know what I’m referring to, it̵...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed which I’m not going to lie might be the only one of these this week due to Fish’s vacation. These are sort of a bitch to put together and this one honestly is a product of some weekend insomnia an...

Posted by Photo Boy While Rosario Dawson may be sharing the stage with Greta Van Susteran’s would-be Trojan Horse (That thing was full of coke and booze, right?), her trip to the annual Correspondents’ Dinner was less eventful than Lindsay&...

Posted by Photo Boy Less than a month ago Kim Kardashian and Kanye West let it be known publicly that they’ve started seeing each other. Since everyone knows that Kim got married the last time strictly for love, leaving herself open to embarrassm...

Posted by Photo Boy - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are always a first round draft pick! (I don’t understand sports references.) - Pippa Middleton‘s Ass: The Beginning. - Even Skarsgard doesn’t need to fear face rape from Fish...

In a recent interview, teen star Selena Gomez said she doesn't want her young fans to see her new movie because she is gonna play a bad girl....

Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria — who has played suburban sex-pot Gabrielle Solis for eight years — has reportedly stolen a lot of souvenirs from the movie set....

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has reportedly revealed she would love to expand her career and star in a sitcom....

“You are now here to seek your retribution, Kenny Powers, in front of this nautical-themed gift shop complete with a great white shark edifice constructed by none other than BOB DUATO.” When you image my personal life, I’m sure it’...

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where your snarky hatred was nearly derailed by pit bull owners almost unanimously saying the breed gets a bad wrap because of thoughtlessly violent jackholes like Chris Brown ...

I’ll be frank, I don’t know a lot about dogs or puppy mills or the SPCA, but I do know a lot about Chris Brown being a fucking idiot which brings us to his latest online venture: Selling pit bulls online for $1,000 a pop which just made Mic...

The secret ingredient is kids. So earlier in the week we learned that Octomom locks her kids in a room while she drops $500 (Of her own money! That welfare cash is totally different, you guys.) on in-home Brazilian Blowouts whenever she’s not let...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Lifelike Expressions™: proud creators of Nicole Kidman‘s facial processor, now capable of exciting new positions like #317: Extreme Joy Mixed With Mild Bowel Discomfort! We̵...

In case there was any doubt Barack Obama is running a morally corrupt administration that actually recognizes homosexuals as human beings, forces the secret service to solicit prostitutes and basically runs America into a pit of moral decay where sluts...

Posted by Photo Boy Because I know how special it is to sit at work, a job that you possibly have just to shell out hundreds of dollars a month to have your kid in daycare, I thought you’d be as riveted as I was by the harrowing tale of Hilary Du...

- Yesterday was Burn Your Bra Thursday on theChive. I think it went well. - A-Rod calls Cameron Diaz the “greatest human being he ever met.” Notice how he didn’t say “woman.” - Mischa Barton‘s cleavage makes up for w...

In a recent interview, superstar singer Rihanna has revealed how she can be turned on or off by a man — it all lays in his smell!...

Roumor has it that Hollywood stars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are an item!...

According to Showbiz Spy, reality TV star Kim Kardashian — who is currently in a process of divorce from Kris Humphries following their split after 72 days of marriage — is already engaged to her new boyfriend Kanye West!...

“See? We even have an England room. Everything’s fine, just fine. AHAHAHA- Octo-squad, attack!” Octomom managed to piss off the entire Internet, and California taxpayers even moreso, yesterday when TMZ ran photos from the inside of he...

Back in November, Miley Cyrus suddenly became the Twitter advocate for curvy women everywhere after some outlets commented on her weight. This is what she wrote, according to ABC News: On Nov. 11 the teen star posted a photo of an emaciated woman along...

She has to do this or else Boner Boy won’t cross the street. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Heidi Klum does Twitter half right, while Courtney Love makes a case for it’s immediate shutdown, William Shatner molests Mari...

While being interviewed in Vegas yesterday, Mila Kunis denied dating Ashton Kutcher despite these photos of just the two of them on a three-day weekend trip to Carpinteria, Ca. where she waved her awesome ass in yoga pants right in front of him because...

Posted by Photo Boy Since Beyonce‘s friends practically tripped over themselves getting the word out ASAP that Kim Kardashian will get beaten with a fake baby before she’s ever in the same room as Gwyneth Paltrow‘s black friend, Khlo...

Since her mandatory probation hearings have ended, Lindsay Lohan has been a completely changed young woman, laser-focused on her career. She’s been avoiding nightclubs, staying out of trouble and taking her work as an actress very seriously by no...

According to Life & Style magazine, Jim Carrey's ex-girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, has declared that she isn't against Botox and actually likes to use it....

- And now’s the time on Sprockets when we look at redheads. - There’s a Hologram Left Eye now. Of course. - Tim Burton calls Johnny Depp “Sweetsie.” No one should be surprised by this. - Kaley Cuoco figured out Twitter. (Yes, th...

If you’re wondering why the hell these are photos of Lindsay Lohan on a red carpet, it’s only Star magazine’s All Hollywood event which featured such “famous” faces as, well, Lindsay Lohan and (I think) the dude from Shahs...

“Damn girl, you expect me to drink that whole case of water between here and your house?” Posted by Photo Boy Since People already declared her the ‘Most Beautiful Woman In The World‘ today, Beyonce decided to take care of the &...