Robert Pattinson thinks it's time for a change. The hunky British star reportedly wants to shave off his trademark hair when the final Twilight movie will be released. According to insiders, the 25-year-old actor wants to get a military style crew cut....

   After Kim Kardashian confirmed her marriage was a giant scam yesterday, I couldn’t handle anymore news that wasn’t surprising to anyone with the gift of sight, so Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy announcement got to wait unt...

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   Nope. Nothing phallic here. “Transluctently we trolloped trannily through tranquil traps of tremendous trembles, trying our trustiest to transpire into true T-Rexes of tri-nificient treasure-love. – That was Maya Angelou, you...

   Saturday night, Kim Kardashian told People magazine that, “That no matter what we do, there’s going to be rumors,” when asked why she wasn’t with him for her Halloween party or basically ever. Turns out that meant...

   With Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce confirmed by E! News, it was only a matter of time until story lines from the show are passed off as actual events that happened in real life instead of scripted horseshit written for...

   Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unl...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Beynoce‘s kid will one day run this motha. - Justin Timberlake might ruin a Coen brothers movie for me. - Elisabetta Canalis talks about George Clooney and his “fatherly” affections. - Charlie Shee...

   In all the hubbub over Halloween and Kim Kardashian’s divorce that really shouldn’t be surprising because if there’s one thing Armenians crave, it’s clever scams to get free coffeemakers (I’m onto you.), Lin...

   Welcome to the saddest, if not the most blasphemous Kelly Brook post I’ve ever posted to the site. Here she is dressed as Bella Swan from Twilight last night which is disappointing for a number of reasons starting with the three la...

   Here’s Heidi Klum following up last year’s Crazy Alien Woman The Silver Surfer Won’t Stop Titty Honking (Actual title.) by showing up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an exact replica of the human anatomy. Excep...

As it was already expected, Kim Kardashian's marriage didn't last too long – actually, it lasted just 72 days. According to the latest reports from Us Weekly and People magazine, the reality TV star filed for divorce from her husband Kris Humphries on t...

   Here’s Snooki hosting a Halloween bash in Vegas Saturday night where she showed up in a leopard costume complete with colored contacts, body pai- wait, she’s a fat, orange cat, isn’t she? Dammit. Is it too late to chang...

Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi, together with The Pretenders singer Chrissie Hynde and film producer Steve Bing are opening a vegan restaurant in San Fernando Valley, California....

   Like every reality star trying to whore a dollar out of 15 cents this weekend, Kim Kardashian – sans Kris Humphries, of course – hosted her own Halloween party in New York Saturday night and showed up as Batman villain Poison...

   Here’s Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it’s really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background. COC...

   When Halloween was first invented by James Zagnut and Alexander Snickers during the Great Crunchy Nougat War of 1876, one of the earliest traditions was the sluttening of everyday wardrobes with a display of over-abundant mammaries. So h...

   Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to...

   When comedian Patton Oswalt thought it’d be an adorable idea to take his two-year-old daughter to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch for some fall family fun last night, he clearly wasn’t aware that with the changing of the leaves also ...

   Welcome to another exciting edition of MTV is the goddamn devil. This time around, Real World/Road Rules castmember Tonya Cooley is suing MTV after producers allegedly stood by – and filmed – while castmates Kenny Santucci (a...

   Kat Dennings has boobs. Not sure if you heard. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring buy one, get one free Shannon twin butts, some hot beef for the ladies, Jennifer Tilly doing her best Roseanne impression (That was unc...

   Posted by Photo Boy - If you don’t understand James Franco, you’re a moron, says James Franco. - When Omar Sharif tells you to wait your turn, you do it. - Kate Bosworth replaced Alexander Skarsgard with this. But how are his...

   Here’s Britney Spears performing in London last night where on top of a protein-heavy diet so she can continue playing linebacker for the Rams, someone clearly thought it’d be a great idea to combine her retard strength with ...

   “Holy Spock eyes, Batman!” If you’re trying to avoid any spoilers for The Dark Knight Rises now would be a good time to skip this post and possibly forget you just saw Christian Bale and Joseph Gordon-Levitt‘s cha...

   Because you have to get there early or all the Mr. Goodbars are gone, Usher stopped by the Little 5 Points Halloween Parade in Atlanta over the weekend where he thought it’d be kosher to park in a handicap spot. Turns out middle-ag...

Hollywood stars Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves reportedly enjoyed an intimate dinner together at a Beverly Hills restaurant Wednesday night. Sources say the pair ate at top eatery Craig's, but then left separately in order to avoid being photographed tog...

According to sources, pop singer Britney Spears has requested a photo of late Princess Diana backstage while she was in UK for her Femme Fatale tour....

According to MadonnaTribe, the 53-year-old music diva wants both MIA and Nicki Minaj to appear on her next new single. The three singers could even perform it at the Super Bowl....

   Back in August Sinead O’Connor wrote a lengthy blog post lamenting the lack of sex in her life, particularly in her butt. Except after looking at these photos of Jesus tattooed above her breasts, I realize she was obviously joking ...

   Oh, I see how it is. Poses for Playboy and thinks she can walk around all levitatin’ and shit. Lindsay Lohan has only just begun dipping her toe into the exciting world of pornography and already she’s been offered more money...

   Sorry for two Courtney Stodden posts today, but these pictures literally came across my desk (Easy…) right after the pumpkin patch fiasco, and they needed to be seen. What you’re looking at is not Chloe Sevigny, but a pre-Cou...

   “Now there’s a vagina I’d like to kick. In the vagina…” When Michael Lohan was arrested last night, it was reported that he attempted to jump out his hotel window only to land in a tree. Turns out it’s...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Leonardo DiCaprio will still be nailing supermodels at this age. - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler‘s relationship has a natural ease to it. - Johnny Depp rapes Ricky Gervais a new one. What? What did I say? -...

   Since every superhero/product spokes-bimbo should always have a weird, thick mom-version, here’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak also as SVEDKA_GRL because apparently Svedka Vodka is literally slapping the costume o...

   Not Pictured: A black microphone – made out of Seal. WHOOOOOoooooooOOOA! Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a narrowly-avoided terrorist attack while poor Eva Longoria is forced to- no, wait, I see what they d...

    If you’re like me and a lover of America and all the freedom it affords, you probably haven’t been able to sleep since finding out Courtney Stodden was kicked out of a Read More ... ...

According to the latest reports, Beyonce Knowles is going to have a daughter!! The singer, who is currently expecting her first child with husband Jay-Z, was overjoyed when she found out she was having a girl because she wishes to be very close to her lik...

Leonardo DiCaprio moved on to another beautiful girl. According to reports, the actor is dating Romanian-born model Madalina Ghenea. The 36-year-old star was spotted spending time with the model/actress over the weekend at his rented mansion in Sydney, wh...

   Later, Michael’s bond would be revoked after giving his bondsman’s wife a foot massage. Here’s Michael Lohan shortly after posting bail yesterday afternoon for allegedly beating Kate Major again either because, her stor...

   Here’s a sad and forlorn Ashton Kutcher in New York yesterday where he somehow found himself still invited to last night’s GQ Gentlemen’s Ball despite banging a 22-year-old party girl on his sixth wedding anniversary to...

   So Lindsay Lohan is really, really, really fucking broke, is how I read this. TMZ reports: TMZ has learned, the actress will BARE ALL in her upcoming spread … i.e. the holy trifecta … or as one source close to Playboy put it,...

   While Ashton Kutcher‘s wayward wang continues to remind Demi Moore she’s going to die much, much sooner than him, I’m talking decades earlier, her ex Bruce Willis is on the complete opposite end of the marriage spectrum...

   Following up on the New York Times bestselling success of A Shore Thing – Those words just happened. – Snooki is currently promoting her latest book Confessions of a Guidette where she enriches readers’ lives by invitin...

   “I’m trying, black microphone! Stupid Botox…” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring another Charles and Di moment – “Oh, how dreadful, right into the Dyson sweeper. Confound it̵...

   Since everyone who loves breasts was treated to two of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s, it’s only fair that I double-up on the shirtless Superman action with a little Joe Manganiello who’s out there using his new single status t...

   Posted by Photo Boy - The Michael Moore Problem. - Chaz Bono‘s assault on Christian Americans has finally ended. - James Franco‘s ass is on the cover of a magazine now. - Sarah Jessica Read More ... ...

   For those of you just joining the “boring Internet” after wrapping up your daily porn calisthenics – Pretend I’m the only who does that at work and I’ll shoot you in the thorax. – Amy Winehouse‘s...

According to reports, Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux are very happy together. The couple started dating earlier this year and fellow actor Ben Stiller says they are absolutely smitten with each other....

Young Hollywood couple Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have reportedly adopted a little dog together. While visiting Winnipeg animal rescue centre D'Arcy's ARC, the pair fell in love with a 10-week-old husky puppy that they later named Baylor....