Hayden Panettiere was filming the new season of Heroes yesterday in Los Angeles, and the cheerleading outfit just isn't doing it for me anymore. Maybe it's because she's not 17 I've matured as a person with deep, sensitive thoughts.... ...read full story ...

Lady GaGa poses quasi-nude for the October issue of V Magazine, and her vagina basically looks how I envisioned it. Except for the lack of bumper cars, opium den and Oompa Loompas. But other than that. Photos: V Magazine... ...read full story ...

Now that they're both divorced, it only makes sense for the rumors to start that Sean Penn and Madonna are going to rekindle their relationship after a quarter of a century. InTouch reports: A friend says Madonna, 51, and... ...read full story ...

Megan Fox is the center of Wonderland's 4th Anniversary Issue where she opens up her questionable mental state and the similarities between Michael Bay and the Fuhrer: On what the fuck's wrong with her: I definitely have some kind... ...read full story ...

The entire Spears clan, including divorced members and their girlfriends, must be in Miami because here's Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince hanging out by their hotel's pool yesterday. I love how Kevin's abandoned his dancer physique to channel Do ...re...

Here's Sharon Stone vacationing in Sardinia over the weekend and looking like a healthy 51-year-old woman who knows her limits. Unlike, say, another 51-year-old woman I know who looks like she crawled out of a crypt to bench press... ...read full story ...

Apparently Adrianne Curry posted a topless pic of herself on Twitter the other day although, technically, her hand's in the way, so she should be tried for treason. But that's just me. In the meantime, I included some other... ...read full story ...

- Kim & Khloe Kardashian are a hawking a new weight loss product they claim to use. So.. when does it start working? [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham makes no fucking sense. Why can't she just wear a bikini like... ...read full story ...

Since we're talking about portly men winning the uterus lottery, Jon Gosselin apparently received TLC's permission to give an interview with Good Morning America which airs next week. Jon reveals he was tired of being verbally abused by Kate... ...read fu...

Jumping right into the British talk, current James Bond Daniel Craig is a bit of a poof, according to Page Six: Craig, 41, has demanded personal security be available to shadow him at all times while his equally famous... ...read full story ...

It is well known that Edward and Bella agree to marry in Eclipse.Probably this was very inspirational for OK! Magazine who's cover announces: Rob & Kristen Engaged! Well, for now , it's happening only in Eclipse since Kristen and Rob insist that they are ...

DJ AM's death is starting to look more like a drug-fueled suicide. Reports are coming in that he had a stomach full of OxyContin, according to People: Authorities investigating the death of DJ AM have found that he had... ...read full story ...

Madonna fainted twice during Sticky & Sweet show in Sofia, Bulgaria. She lost consciousness while singing Holiday and had to be held up by a dancer, according to British newspaper The Sun. Although she took longer breaks between songs than it was planned,...

For those of you who may still have doubts, Victoria Beckham is as much a human being as the rest of us. Victoria explains to ELLE why is she rarely smiling: I do have my insecurities. Maybe that's why I look a little bit serious. The kind of person who's...

Kelly Clarkson has a new tattoo on her body. The same Kelly Clarkson who tattooed Texas state on her hip bone has had a new one done saying : Love them more. And if you're wondering why, here comes the answer: to remind her to love those who make her life...

Because collagen is expensive, Lindsay Lohan is mulling a $900,000 offer to get naked for Playboy, according to Hollyscoop: Australian tabloid The Day claims the mag initially offered Lilo half a million to pose nude, but she turned it... ...read full sto...

Apparently Chris Brown is already doing spin control of his spin control. After previews of his Larry King Live interview appeared online yesterday which showed Chris saying he doesn't remember beating Rihanna, his publicist quickly starting firing ...re...

Much has been written over the time regarding Christina Aguilera's diet. There were time when almost everybody said that she would get huge and there were times when everybody followed her diet in a desperate attempt to lose weight. Well, now it's officia...

Sarah Jessica Parker started filming scenes for Sex and they City 2 in New York yesterday, but none of you are even reading this because you've just had your eyes seared by Sarah Jessica's crotch. That being said, I... ...read full story ...

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears were spotted poolside today in Miami which is surprising because I was pretty much convinced they shipped Jamie Lynn deep into the bayou to hide their family's shame. Then again, they've been letting Britney... ...read full s...

Here's Geri Halliwell's final day of vacation in France, and I honestly don't know what I'm going to do without her large British breasts around. Guess I'll just drink all day and look at other women in bikinis. If... ...read full story ...

- Demi Moore claims she's never had plastic surgery. Right. And I've never paid a hooker to dress up like Abe Lincoln Catwoman. [PopEater] - Hayden Panettiere is still alive. Midgety. [Lainey Gossip] - Hilary Duff is pulling diva... ...read full story ...

Still in Vegas from his pool party over the weekend (above), Jon Gosselin spent last night clubbing, playing the pity card and then making women sign confidentiality agreements for grinding up against them. Us Magazine reports: He spent as... ...read full...

Rumors said that Pussycat Dolls broke up while others denied, saying The girls are still together. They are in Beirut for a gig. Whatever the truth might be, the band isn't doing well, that's for sure and some people blame Nicole and her tremendous popula...

Not much info has been out for the public since Paula Abdul decided to leave American Idol. It seems that she had several offers since then, including hosting a talk show about the world's biggest female singers. ...

In the upcoming Extra Special Chris Brown, He's Not So Bad Issue of People, that's sure to go over well with housewives, the singer reveals he still has feelings for Rihanna and cried to his mom the night of... ...read full story ...

According to Variety, Oscar winner and Bourne franchise star Matt Damon, 38, will be given the American Cinematheque Award in 2010. The award honors a person who has made a significant contribution to film. Damon is reportedly set to accept the honor in p...

We read many times about Elisabetta Canalis' sluttish past. Many said that not love made her fall into George Clooney's arms, but the fact that he's famous and rich.It seems that no matter what people say, Clooney wants to be with Elisabetta and he asked ...

Kylie Minogue said that she often wishes she wasn't famous. She would like a normal life, being able to walk the streets unnoticed. If I had a day off, that's the day I wish my life was a little more, I don't want to use the word ordinary, but a little mo...

The Office's John Krasinski will walk down the aisle both on- and off-screen. According to People, he and British actress Emily Blunt (The Devil Wears Prada) are engaged. They have been dating since November 2008....

Sandra Bullock thinks that stalking men is more than ok. She believes that following potential boyfriends is the best way to find what they really like and, therefore, the perfect way to get a date....

Macaulay Culkin's penis may have provided the sperm that led to Prince Michael Jackson II being birthed by a surrogate and immediately collected by Michael Jackson's lawyers. The Sun reports: Now sources close to Jackson say the Thriller star... ...read f...

A freaky-eyed Amber Rose stopped by TAO Beach in Vegas over the weekend. Apparently the Jon Gosselin pool party wasn't her cup of tea, but wouldn't it have been hilarious if she went and he worked his slovenly magic... ...read full story ...

With the autopsy report coming back as inconclusive pending a toxicology report, the police reportedly found crack in DJ AM's pocket after finding him dead along with a pipe near his body, according to RadarOnline: Police first entered the... ...read full...

Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit today claiming Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis, but strangely not the Donald, subjected her to religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and ...rea...

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian stopped by Millions of Milkshakes last night to create their own milkshakes for an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I love how Asszilla and a pregnant woman were allowed, yet Khloe wasn't invited... ...read full stor...

Because there's nothing less creepy than a recently divorced father of eight surrounding himself with bikini-clad 20-somethings, Jon Gosselin hosted his own pool party at Wet Republic yesterday. Apparently, they're handing these things out to any ja ...re...

Sorry about the site outage, folks. I accidentally removed my towel in front of the server and it crashed itself out of awe and reverence. Welcome to my life. Anyway, here's Kate Moss posing topless with some Gypsies for... ...read full story ...

Kristin Cavallari filmed scenes for the upcoming season of The Hills Friday, so of course, she pranced around the beach in a bikini which mean she's an incredibly deep person. I'm not sure MTV's ready for that level of... ...read full story ...

Here's Paris Hilton shooting a hidden camera show Friday where she pretends to be a gas station attendant in front of unsuspecting customers. Of course, a funnier premise would be to tell Paris it was a hidden camera show,... ...read full story ...

Kelly Brook poses for the October issue of Loaded, and I always pictured her as someone too classy for a men's magazine. But upon closer inspection this is exactly where she belongs. Along with my face as a decorative... ...read full story ...

So it appears Joe Francis didn't punch Jayde Nicole last night then proceed to kick her while she's down, and security footage at Guys and Dolls confirms his story. TMZ reports: Joe tells us he was hanging out with... ...read full story ...

- Kendra Wilkinson poses with her baby bump and does she know we can see her nipples? [Kendra Wilkinson] - Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy was trying to pick up chicks the day she announced her pregnancy. That kid is... ...read full story ...

Less than a year after narrowly surviving a fiery plane crash, DJ AM was found dead this afternoon in his New York apartment. A drug overdose is believed to be the cause. TMZ reports: Law enforcement sources tell us... ...read full story ...

Nobody can deny Lady Gaga is on the crest of a wave. Everybody wants her in their shows, everybody wants to listen her music or, better, to see her videos. Tori Amos is not so impressed by all this. For her, Lady Gaga is a novelty who won't be around for ...

A number of recent casting rumours have been spread about Megan Fox, including her being the next Bond girl. According to UK tabloid The Sun, she is also the latest actress to be mentioned as Catwoman in the sequel to 2008's top-grossing The Dark Knight....

Seen here strung out as hell leaving Bardot last night, Lindsay Lohan's stolen safe is starting to become more and more convenient. Apparently inside was $2 millions worth of jewels she had on loan but, surprise, those pesky robbers... ...read full story ...

- Chris Brown will appear on Larry King Live - with his mommy and lawyer beside him. Seriously, how big of a pussy is this kid that he's afraid of questions from an octogenarian? Give it to me straight.... ...read full story ...

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning doing only one movie per year, in order to focus on creating her own lifstyle brands for women and families. Apparently, she wants to be the next Martha Stewart. Her plan is to stay visible in the occasional film, but to create...

Ann Mincieli has confirmed that he's working with Max Martin on a new song for Britney Spears.Max is the brain behind of Baby One More time and the latest If U Seek Amy success so the new song has a big chance to be a hit too....