Matthew McConaughey appears to have won the hearts of surfers at Santa Monica beach. He was out Saturday enjoying the waves which caught the attention of the paparazzi. This didn't sit too kindly with the surfers who decided to issue such awesomely clich...

If you've ever watched ABC's Dancing with the Stars, then you'll recognize professional ballroom dancer Cheryl Burke enjoying the beach in Hawaii. If you're like me and do more productive things like drink whiskey and build LEGOs, you have no idea who th...

Larry Birkhead, like any widowed father, wants to make sure daughter Dannielynn has something to remember her mother Anna Nicole Smith by. Unfortunately, this sentiment involves buying two pieces of lingerie that Anna Nicole wore during a Playboy shoot. ...

Amy Winehouse, at the age of 24, is already showing early signs of emphysema, according to her father Mitch Winehouse. She's still in the hospital after collapsing last Monday and has been subjected to numerous tests. Mitch informed the Sunday Mirror tha...

Ali Lohan, the 15-year-old lil sis of Lindsay Lohan, is thisclose to landing a lead role in a $25 million remake of 'Troll'. How crap-tastic is that? Ali can destroy her career before she turns 16. Even Linds didn't manage that! Over at E! Online, they ar...

After flying to Kentwood for the birth of Jamie Lynn's baby, Britney Spears returned home Friday and was completely bombarded by the paparazzi at LAX. The situation escalated when one of Britney's entourage start throwing punches with a pap, according to...

Sad news this morning. It's been reported that legendary comedian and cantankerous badass George Carlin passed away yesterday at the age of 71, according to People: The stand-up comic and author – best known for his groundbreaking routine Seven Words Y...

Amy Winehouse has developed emphysema from smoking drugs. Mitch Winehouse told the Daily Mail: With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 percent lung capa...

A paparazzi snapper is suing Woody Harrelson for $2.5 million, after the No Country For Old Men actor assaulted him and smashed his video camera during an incident in Hollywood in June 2006. Josh Levine filed the lawsuit in the Los Angeles Superior Court ...

Britney Spears is selling her house, but where she moves next might not be in California. (God, holy shit you're real!) Her mom Lynne filed a statement in Britney's ongoing 10-month-old hit and run case where she was driving without a valid license. In t...

Doctors believed Amy Winehouse was suffering from tuberculosis after she fainted in her home on Monday, but it turns out she's just got a really bad chest infection and also an irregular heartbeat. Hmm, I wonder what could've caused these things. If only...

Katie Holmes really likes Nicole Kidman and is apparently happy about about her pregnancy. She recently sent Nicole some sweet baby gifts in hopes that, the next time they meet, Nicole won't throw a boomerang at her face. Those things fucking sting. Star...

The Graziano family has released video footage of John Graziano's daily rehabilitation in the hospital. We've all known he's been in a coma and has a hole in a head, but no one mentioned how freaking huge the hole is. The footage appeared on Nancy Grace ...

Kristen Bell is filming a scene for her new movie When in Rome where her character gets all kinds of drunk and rocks the cleavage. If Kristen is basing this on her own drinking habits, we are so much alike. And they say a good relationship is built on co...

A shocking new book claims Britney Spears tried to kill herself - twice. It really became an issue once Jayden was born and it became clear Britney's marriage to Kevin Federline was crumbling, says biographer Ian Halperin. The author spent 18 months as a...

50 Cent is suing his baby mama Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son 10-year-old son Marquise, for defamation after she publicly claim Fiddy (real name Curtis Jackson) was responsible for the arson fire last month that burnt down her his own house - wi...

Is Christian Bale done with playing the Dark Knight and ready to sign on for another franchise, say something English and medieval? According to the British tabloids, Christian Bale, soon to be seen as the caped crusader in The Dark Knight, is in talks ab...

Vowing that she has to learn to censor herself, Sienna Miller has come out to say that she says too much but what she has to say this time is that she's not going to say anything about her split from ex-boyfriend Rhys Ifans. I'm sorry, I can't comment, sh...

Charlie Sheen is apologizing for ranting at ex-wife Denise Richards in a voice mail he left her in 2005 - now that she's made the recordings public 3 years later. More specifically, he's apologizing for dropping the N-word on her - not for the C-word or a...

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to baby girl Maddie Briann this morning. The father is Jamie Lynn's boyfriend Cassey Aldridge (but don't quote me on that.) People reports: Just the family was there, says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospit...

What're you seeing above is a deliberate attempt by Paris Hilton to gain attention by wearing maternity clothes. But since I drink 12 cups of awesome for breakfast, I'm going a different route: Paris Hilton is getting fat. Sources say she's moved from Co...

Marla Maples has quite the athletic build at the age of 44. But someone needs to tell her you can't just cartwheel away the effects of time. Believe me I've tried. It cost me a coffee table, two ceiling fans and my neighbors threatened to call the cops i...

Britney Spears is back home in Louisiana to be with her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn who's apparently close to launching another Spears into the world TODAY. Yay. People reports: After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, tou...

Ladies, you're going to have to help me out on this one because I'm freakin' clueless about this stuff: What the hell is going on with Tila Tequila's tan? Either she went nuts with the bronzing gun, or someone left the E-Z Bake Oven open again. Which one...

Mary Carey (VH1 Celebrity Rehab, a shitload of porn) celebrated her 28th birthday yesterday with her boyfriend in Las Vegas. If I ever get married, when it comes time to plan the wedding I'm going to point to this last picture and say That stuff. I want ...

50 Cent is suing Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son Marquise, for defamation. Shaniqua is claiming 50 is responsible for the fire last month that burnt down her house - with her and Marquise in it. But 50 knows how to handle snitches: litigation, s...

Mike Myers should stick to Austin Powers and Shrek - his Borat-inspired comedy film has been universally panned and reviled by critics as being un-funny garbage that goes for gross-out more than anything else. Myers spent 5 years trying to get this made? ...

Congrats to Jamie Lynn Spears who had a caesarean and popped out the lil cheeto today. The little girl born to the 17-year-old and her 19 year old fiancée Casey Aldridge has been named Maddie Briann. Just the family was there, says a source about the bi...

Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan are reportedly set to marry! The actors - who split briefly earlier this year - are said to be planning a quiet ceremony in Hawaii. That's the rumor anyway. Well, maybe more than a rumor ... more like 'currently unver...

Contrary to legend, actor Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy) is alive and well. Oh yeah, and also roiding his freaking face off. Some paps apparently recognized Steve yesterday in New York, and he decided to thank them by going retard nuts on their camera...

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong were caught leaving his Manhattan apartment yesterday. I think the look on Kate's face says it all: Could've used more testicle. Photos: Splash News ...

Jessica Simpson's Real Girls Love Meat shirt was allegedly aimed at Tony Romo's ex Carrie Underwood who was PETA's 2005 Sexiest Vegetarian. The pieces are adding up with OK! Magazine reporting that Jessica was recently confused for Carrie by a fan: She s...

Anyone get the feeling Gisele Bundchen is suggesting something directly to me, The Superficial Writer? It's either something really awesome like Naked Battleship, or she needs a chiropractor. Who knows? But I better stare at these photos from the latest ...

We've finally reached the inevitable end-game of Heidi and Spencer's celebrity. Seen above proving Ed Hardy is the apparel of choice for today's walking anus, the couple have recently been rumored to be amateur gun nuts. It's now reported that Chins and ...

Lindsay Lohan will not enter this year's Emmy awards. She appeared on Ugly Betty briefly this season, but the LA Times reports Lindsay decided to hold off until next year's Emmy competition when she'll have more episodes under her belt. Also, Lindsay did...

Anne Hathaway has reportedly dumped her boyfriend Raffaello Follieri over the weekend. She got tired of things like being questioned by the IRS and swallowing balloons full of bank statements. So basically, Anne Hathaway hates true love. The Daily Mail r...

In one of those so stupid it's probably true reports, shaky A-lister Jennifer Aniston reportedly absolutely refused to pose for a cover shot for Marie Claire magazine with beautiful Oscar winning actress Jennifer Connelly. Both actresses star in He's Just...

Eminem is coming out of retirement some four years after announcing he was done with writing, recording and touring. The 35-year-old rapper has kept a low profile and battled health problems since releasing the Encore album in 2004. But now Em has begun ...

Rock matriarch Sharon Osbourne, a former reality TV star herself, is convinced TV has taken a turn for the worse because of the number of celebrity-center reality shows on the airwaves now. Calling the new spat of celebrity shows all train wrecks, the wi...

Kate Beckinsale and producers of the upcoming flick Whiteout are all denying that the actress is unhappy with her butt's size, dimensions, curvature, firmyness, roundness, bounciness, plumpness, and overall sex appeal and that she had demanded a body doub...

Billy Ray Cyrus should be interviewed all day every day. The country star and father of Miley Cyrus (better known as Hannah Montana) stopped by The Today Show this morning to talk about the scandal involving a topless photo of Miley that appeared in Vani...

The producers for Lindsay Lohan's new movie Labor Pains are saying so far, so good on her behavior. Or at least the film's publicists are saying that because, for all we know, Lindsay could be lighting the crews' cigarettes with her vagina. (You heard it...

Jennifer Anyone need some glass cut? Aniston is apparently threatened by the looks of Jennifer Connelly. The two star in the upcoming comedy He's Just Not That Into You along with Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin. The ladies were all set to appear on...

Keanu Reeves was spotted hanging out on the French Riviera with an unknown topless woman yesterday which forced top scientists to conclude that Yes, that crazy ass Matrix shit is for real. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will make you wonder why Po...

Benji Madden has babies on the brain and wants Paris Hilton to have some on her uterus. He talked to Ryan Seacrest today and had the following response when asked if he wants children: Of course when you're that happy, you think about everything. I mean,...

Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she's not really a bisexual: What about the people who say you're not really bisexual—that you're hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the re...

Britney Spears filmed a cameo for the new Pussycat Dolls video When I Grow Up, but her part was quietly axed before the debut over the weekend. To be honest, I'm not really sure why Britney was included in the first place. The video showcases the Dolls' ...

PETA has taken umbrage with Jessica Simpson's T-shirt proclaiming Real Girls Love Meat. They decided to seek the moral high ground and respond with a list of five reasons Why only stupid girls brag about eating meat. Sciencey! Here's my personal favorite...

Doctors in Britain are baffled at the cause of the recent 'fainting' spell Amy Winehouse suffered at home which sent her to a hospital. Apparently, concealing and carrying a 40-pound drug stash on top of her head didn't cross their minds. Seriously, the ...

Cops reportedly found Oakland Raider Javon Walker lying unconscious this morning on a Las Vegas sidewalk with an orbital fracture which is a busted eye socket. FOX5 Las Vegas reports the wide receiver was found around 7:00 AM and was taken to a local hosp...