Here's Paris Hilton getting out of her car in Hollywood yesterday and I'm not even going to comment on the fact you can see her groin because, at this point, it'd be like commenting on whiskey making you drive... ...read full story ...

Seen here proving how much she hates alcohol last night, Lindsay Lohan has announced she's moving to Londontown: Moving to the UK is in my near future* better dj's/music and Paris is just a Chunnel away! Unfortunately this was... ...read full story ...

Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole made public her decision to split from soccer player Ashley Cole. The British singer, who was devastated to find out that her husband cheated on her with five women, has decided to end her three-year marriage after returning ...

Matthew Fox has allegedly been cheating on his wife with a stripper from Oregon, according to InTouch: I was dancing onstage, and I made eye contact with him immediately. I got so excited, Stefani tells In Touch. Since she... ...read full story ...

Back to Black singer Amy Winehouse has spent a stupid amount of money on shoes, her dad has revealed. Mitch Winehouse said the troubled star paid almost $20,000 on footwear during one shopping spree....

Because this was entirely her fault, Elin Woods has cosigned a letter of apology to her daughter's school for the increased paparazzi stemming from Tiger's penis. Via E! News: We would like to share our appreciation for your support... ...read full story ...

Here's Day 2 of Lindsay Lohan's interview with The Sun where she opens up about not realizing she loved women until everyone started paying attention to her again. (Probably not her exact words, but that's how I interpreted it.):... ...read full story ...

Folks, I'm not a religious man, but there's no way to look at these pics without acknowledging Satan is real and wants me to fly a plane directly into MTV. On that note, do you think Leonardo DiCaprio would... ...read full story ...

You can tell it's a slow news day when the entire celebrity circuit loses its shit over pictures of Angelina Jolie acting. Granted, this is the movie she's filming with Johnny Depp, it's not like she's going to cheat... ...read full story ...

OR: Why I Keep a Bag Full of Cubic Zirconia Rings in My Glove Box.... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson's interview with Details is up and apparently he said more than just his hatred of vaginas: Rob, did you know that every time you say actor or acting you lower your voice to a whisper? He's genuinely... ...read full story ...

Because there's nothing a severely depressed Boner wants to be reminded of more than the fact he'll always be remembered as Boner, Kirk Cameron issued the following statement to RadarOnline complete with ham-fisted Growing Pains reference: I am ver ...rea...

The Bad Romance singer is eager to become a wife and mother, but not too soon though. I want to have a husband who loves and supports me, just the way anyone else does, Lady Gaga said. I am a very sentimental person and family is important to me....

Or should I have gone with the Kraken? Scope Out (16) Pics of Paris After the Jump Photos: Flynet... ...read full story ...

Charlie Sheen will plead not guilty to charges he allegedly assaulted his wife with a knife and he won't be accepting any form of plea bargain, according to RadarOnline: We have not entered a plea yet but we would... ...read full story ...

- Boner's missing. [Insert Have you checked Tom Cruise? joke here.] [PopEater] - Jon Voight might be the harbinger of a Brangelina wedding. Or he locked himself out again. It's a toss-up. [Lainey Gossip] - Robert Pattinson is now... ...read full story ...

Here's Bar Refaeli in Mexico on Sunday which got me thinking: If I threatened to vote Republican and start driving an oil tanker to work, would Leonardo DiCaprio let me have sex with his girlfriend? What if I just... ...read full story ...

Abbie Cornish has bailed on Ryan Phillippe amidst rumors he cheated on her just like he did with Reese Witherspoon. It's a shame there's no way she could've seen that one coming. People reports: Abbie ended the relationship with... ...read full story ...

Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner will attend the Oscars this year and they'll actually present an award!...

While in London this past week, Lindsay Lohan sat down for an exclusive (Read: paid) interview with The Sun where she tried to pretend her hotel room didn't have an Eiffel Tower made of blow waiting for her: On... ...read full story ...

Ken Paves must've felt proud of himself when he accidentally got a handful of Jessica Simpson boob while leaving her dad's birthday dinner this weekend. Except he shouldn't get too cocky considering pretending to be gay around Jessica Simpson... ...read f...

Apparently Joslyn James was the starting shot because several of Tiger Woods' mistresses are already lining up TV appearances to give their response to today's press conference/expressionless script-reading. Here's Jamie Jungers talking to E! News p ...re...

Despite the fact her entire family is coming out of the woodwork to say she's a compulsive liar, Joslyn James and her attorney Gloria Allred held their own press conference today in response to Tiger's televised apology, according to... ...read full story...

- Hayden Panettiere wants to sit at the big kids table. [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Palin gets owned by a retarded person. [PopEater] - Tiger Woods Should Be Allowed to Fuck Everything: A Valid Defense. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]... ...read full story ...

Damn, I fucked them hookers good. Now watch this drive. - Tiger Wood's Face, Orlando, FL. Scope Out (12) Pics of Tiger After the Jump Photos: Getty... ...read full story ...

To absolutely zero surprise to no one, Nike accepts Tiger Woods' apology. Via TMZ: Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him returning to golf. Wait a... ...read full story ...

I don't really have a quote or news item to go along with these pictures of Heidi in a tank top yesterday. Just the conventional wisdom that she won't stop enlarging her breasts until they dwarf our yellow sun.... ...read full story ...

Lizzie McGuire star Hilary Duff, 22, is preparing for wedding as boyfriend Mike Comrie recently proposed to her and she accepted. The Edmonton Oilers player popped the question in Hawaii, where the couple are still in vacation....

Details just released more shots from their 10th Anniversary Issue featuring Robert Pattinson, and these pics really aren't doing the Twilight franchise any favors. This is clearly a man not happy to be in a room full of naked... ...read full story ...

Not even the Teabag Terrorist can stop the Tiger Woods media circus that's about to unfold shortly. Here's what we know going in: - Tiger is on a vacation from sex rehab and will return next week. - Elin... ...read full story ...

Less than an hour ago Tiger Woods delivered a press conference with about as much emotion as a quarterly stock report at a shareholders meeting. Which let's be honest, was entirely what it was. Here are some of the... ...read full story ...

Kristin Cavallari apparently spent Super Bowl weekend scouring Miami for coke, according to Us Magazine: But those close to the hard-partying Cavallari, 23, say that such antics have become more and more typical. Her issues are becoming apparent to ...rea...

This should go over well. Via Parade: I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I... ...read full story ...

Here's Lady GaGa at the Brit Awards last night effectively shooting down rumors she's an hermaphrodite. Apparently her Grammy outfit didn't do the job, so there was really no option but to go full clitoris. YOU MADE THIS HAPPEN... ...read full story ...

Despite Tiger Woods' handlers urging her to, Elin Woods probably won't be attending his press conference on Friday that's already pissing off the professional golfing world with its shitty timing. PopEater reports: It's hard enough for her to try.. ...rea...

- Jessica Biel watches Justin Timberlake run a sweatshop. [Lainey Gossip] - Kendra Wilkinson does have experience juggling old man balls. [PopEater] - Haylie Duff got the ass-end of the genetic stick. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Kate Boswort ...re...

The Poker Face singer was the star of the BRIT Awards Tuesday night, as she won three trophies. Lady Gaga took home the awards for International Album, International Breakthrough Act and International Female Solo Artist....

Fresh mommy Kendra Wilkinson said she wants to start a new chapter in her life, so it's quite unlikely she'll ever pose for Playboy again; she said she wants to try different things....

The Paparazzi hitmaker, Lady Gaga, said she changed the color of her luscious locks to blonde, so that people wouldn't confuse her with the beehived Rehab star, Amy Winehouse....

Does Richie Rich actually design clothes? I ask because it seems like every single one of his fashion shows revolves around Pamela Anderson showing everyone where the hepatitis is. Maybe I'm just ignorant of the inner-workings of the fashion... ...read fu...

Kiefer Sutherland, who plays counter-terrorist hero Jack Bauer in the Fox network thriller 24, is set to undergo some surgery, thus forcing production of the show to be temporarily put on hold....

Even stars get starstruck! Selena Gomez, 17, admitted she remained speechless when Hips Don't Lie singer Shakira made an appearance on her TV show....

PLANNER #1: What if we invited someone whose overall career and appearance resembles the current condition of Haiti thus reminding people of its plight? PLANNER #2: Gary Coleman? No, wait. -- Lindsay. PLANNER #1: I'll ready the coke buffet.... ...read ful...

Because what's the point of having eight children if they can't get you laid and rich? Jon Gosselin and TLC settled their respective lawsuits today. The details of the settlement were confidential but he should be balls deep in... ...read full story ...

Lady Gaga, one of the most successful artists of the moment, is such a busy person, that she doesn't even have time to own a house. The Bad Romance singer claims to be so dedicated to her career, that she uses all of her money to fund her extravagant sta...

- Kevin Eubanks bails on Leno. [PopEater] - Joe Jonas shouldn't wear skinny jeans. [Lainey Gossip] - Lily Allen continues terrorizing the modern world with her pantslessness. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Mischa Barton can not look like a... ...read...

Kim Kardashian tweeted last night that she was sitting next to an air marshal during her flight home to LAX. Which would seem innocent except for the small fact that air marshals aren't supposed to reveal their identity to... ...read full story ...

Tiger Woods is making his first public announcement Friday where he'll pretend to have learned a lesson about whatever he did wrong. He's not paid to remember these things. People reports: Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small... ...read full story ...

Britney Spears has some sensitive information to hide and it's not the fact that there's no way these latest Candies pics were taken recently or outside of a virtual reality. TMZ reports: Lawyers for Britney Spears' conservatorship have made... ...read fu...

Timberlake's unsteady relationship with on/off girlfriend Jessica Biel seems like it's back on track. According to New York Post, the couple spent a romantic Valentine's Day by taking in the sold-out matinee performance of Swan Lake at the New York City ...