View the Gallery / 15 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - This guy forgot Hayden Panettiere only likes penises with giants on the end of them. - Dr. Drew will find out what Courtney Stodden‘s breasts are made of. I’m going with crushed dreams ...

View the Gallery / 19 Photos » Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people ...

Sexy pop star Jennifer Lopez has recently confessed how she once lost her temper and almost fired her manager for criticizing her curvy figure....

 View the Gallery / 14 Photos » Who Raped Who? Bieber or Baby Mama? Read More » Getting knocked up by Justin Bieber is not only every girl’s dream, it’s also a winning lottery ticket waiting to fly out of your uterus and carry y...

View the Gallery / 27 Photos » Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Christian Bale apparently deciding to play Bruce Wayne as Dicky Eklund this time which I’m gonna allow, Tila Tequila finally reduced to celebrity boxing where...

 The Bullsh*t Why Kim Divorced Kris Read More » As details on Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ pre-nup emerge, it becomes (even more) obvious that their marriage was a massive scam from the start. Especially considering absolutely none o...

View the Gallery / 10 Photos » Ground Zero Kim Files For Divorce Read More » Kim Kardashian‘s divorce immediately sparked numerous quips regarding gay marriage – most notably from Star Trek’s George Takei – because, serio...

  The Backstory Olivia Munn & Brett Ranter Banged Read More » Tell us a tale about shrimp fat glistening on a portly man’s penis, and we’ll spin you a meme. FilmDrunk has transcribed the chapter (Which I highly recommend sc...

View the Gallery / 15 Photos » Because this won’t set Latinos back.. twenties of years, Jennifer Lopez is going to play Carmen Sandiego in a film adaptation of the classic video game that most of my generation’s teachers substituted for a...

 View the Gallery / 8 Photos » In Olivia Munn‘s book “Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek,” she admits to sleeping with a “bigwig” director when she first moved to Hollywood and basically d...

Singer Jessica Simpson has finally decided when she wants to get married. The star — who got engaged to former NFL player Eric Johnson last November — has recently revealed she's pregnant with her first child, and decided that it's better to walk down...

  Maple-Daddy? Justin Bieber Slapped With Paternity Suit Read More » Who Is Mariah Yeater? Family Says She's Good, Honest Person Read More » Only this beluga whale knows the truth. But will it turn rat? While the police are busy contem...

View the Gallery / 20 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - A behind-the-scenes look at how Scarlett Johansson bralessly poses for Vanity Fair. - Conan O’Brien destroys the sanctity of marriages for ratings. - Making Sarah Jessica Parker stand nest to...

View the Gallery / 23 Photos » The Divorce Was it Reggie Bush's Fault? Read More » “Wait. You’re wich ’cause a boy peed on you? — Keep the autogwaph.” Kim Kardashian is so distraught over her divorce – “...

  View the Gallery / 26 Photos » Courtney Stodden really wants you to believe the paparazzi are always camped out at her house as she comes walking home from Starbucks each morning – Sigh. The life of a star, amirite? – so here ...

View the Gallery / 23 Photos » Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a whole bunch of people I honestly didn’t even look at because I’m still getting the hang of this new-fangled site. Hopefully Photo Boy didn’t l...

 Rihanna's Butt Fest Drunk at Kadooment Day Part 1 40 Photos » After months of teasing you like the little tease I am, welcome to our new and improved The Superficial, meticulously engineered for your clicking pleasure. Right off the bat we have...

View the Gallery / 22 Photos » Keeping with the theme of hiring obscure European actress/models for Daniel Craig to bang, here’s Berenice Marlohe, the new Bond girl in the Sam Mendes directed Skyfall. Considering I couldn’t tell you a thi...

 View the Gallery / 15 Photos » With eight mouths to feed and, I assume, a medical need to only work in non-mediocre environments, Kate Gosselin really needed to find a job after ratings tanked for Kate Plus 8 because, surprise, she’s the ...

View the Gallery / 16 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - Ricky Gervais might host the Golden Globes again this year. - Kelly Osbourne‘s ex-fiance was a fan of cleverly-disguised penis. Who isn’t? - Jessica Biel isn’t recognizing the pat...

According to reports, reality TV star Kim Kardashian has been reaching out to actress Eva Longoria to get help in the middle of her divorce drama....

According to Us Weekly, Stanley Tucci is getting married. The actor has reportedly got engaged to Felicity Blunt — the sister of actress Emily Blunt, who played the role of Cupid in the whole love story....

View the Gallery / 15 Photos » The Confrontation The Situation vs. His Dad Read More » In a new interview with GQ.com, Snooki talks about her future as a veterinarian (Why not?) and in the process reveals that The Situation is already broke whic...

View the Gallery / 14 Photos » Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old California girl above who allegedly had unprotected sex with a 16-year-old Justin Bieber then sued him for paternity of her three-month-old son via a tabloid is really a “good, hones...

   Zooey Deschanel on the set of New Girl in Los Angeles. (October 11, 2011)Read More ... ...

View the Gallery / 29 Photos » Only 53 shopping days left. Thanks, Orange Franken-Nipple Mrs. Claus! Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which marks the last post you’ll see in our current gallery that you kids can’t get enoug...

   Kris Jenner in New York City. (October 6, 2011)Read More ... ...

   Weston Cage in Hollywood. (July 16, 2011)Read More ... ...

   Lindsay Lohan arriving to court for a probation violation hearing in Los Angeles. (November 2, 2011)Read More ... ...

   Katie Price launching her new book Santa Baby in London. (November 2, 2011)Read More ... ...

   Selena Gomez leaving a hair salon in West Hollywood. (November 1, 2011)Read More ... ...

   Olivia Munn at The Princess Grace Awards Gala in New York City. (November 1, 2011)Read More ... ...

View the Gallery / 16 Photos » After the court found her in violation of her probation two weeks ago, Lindsay Lohan was back today for a hearing where it was just the goddamn joke you expected it be. Long story short, Lindsay admitted to violating he...

 View the Gallery / 24 Photos » Yup, this is happening. Kim Kardashian posted a message to her fans on her official website last night where she actually attempts to sell two very large piles of shit: 1. That she really loved Kris Humphries, but...

View the Gallery / 10 Photos » Remember how everyone was getting pregnant at the same time? Well, now it’s divorces except somehow not involving the people who just had babies which doesn’t make any sense. Anyway, Zooey Deschanel has call...

According to Britain's Now magazine, Ashton Kutcher is trying hard to save his marriage, so he made up a list of rules he swears to respect if his wife Demi Moore accepts him hack and gives him a last chance, by forgiving his fling with Sara Leal....

   Justin Bieber in Brazil. (October 5, 2011)Read More ... ...

Ex Hollywood hot couple Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are reportedly in talks to reunite and make their first public appearance together at the next Oscars. If they do this, it will probably be the most talked about ceremony ever! But we know one thing f...

View the Gallery / 19 Photos » “Look, ma! I didn’t use my hands!” When Justin Bieber‘s mom sat him down and explained to him how an invisible maple syrup manifestation of God himself mysteriously impregnated her – and ma...

View the Gallery / 7 Photos » While Justin Bieber celebrated his first (of many) paternity suits, his girlfriend Selena Gomez had, for the sake of this post, her first upskirt pic taken last night while leaving a West Hollywood hair salon. It seems l...

View the Gallery / 18 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - Amanda Seyfried might play Linda Lovelace. - Hugh Grant‘s “fleeting affair” produced a baby girl. Whoops. - Michelle Williams inadvertently references Heath Ledger. Gasp! - Tia Ca...

View the Gallery / 10 Photos » “Wait, aren’t you the babysitter who kicked my ass? — Can we go to McDonald’s?” Despite her awesome, huge breasts, Weston Cage has officially divorced his wife Nikki Williams after six mont...

   Apparently Heidi Klum has two Halloween parties which I seem to forget every year, because here she is with Seal last night proving that, yes, they can top last year’s Silver Surfer’s Alien Yam Bonanza. And how did they top i...

   Posted by Photo Boy - Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are at war on Twitter. - Al Roker should have been in white face for this. - Suri Cruise will probably be disappointed with the lack of genitalia-shaped treats in her bucket this year. ...

   There are several theories flying around this morning on why Kim Kardashian announced her divorce yesterday: She’s a whore. It’s a whore season. The whore-ometer read 100% whorenheit. But if you ask me, it was all a distracti...

   Apparently Dane Cook jokes make great Hasselhoff memes. Who knew? Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a rare Elin Nordegren sighting (Alright, who left their gold doubloons out in the open?), Katherine Heigl still dre...

   “This is probably a bad time, but that black paint isn’t coming off like you said it would.” And here we go. MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that Reggie Bush andRead More ... ...

   Chris Brown almost wore this Green Man costume for Halloween last night, but decided against it only after posting a photo of it to Twitter with the following message so everyone would look at his penis: I don’t think I can wear th...

   When naked celebrity photos appear on the Internet, it’s typically without any context, not that they any was needed to begin with. (“I just can’t stare at breasts!” – Absolutely no one.) Except this time ar...

Amanda Seyfried has recently admitted she fancies her In Time co-star Justin Timberlake....