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Hailey Glassman dumps Jon Gosselin

2009-09-10

Because she's clearly a high caliber woman who deserves respect, Hailey Glassman has reportedly given Jon Gosselin the boot and his Vegas pool party was the final straw, according to In Touch: When Jon came back, he said very... ...read full story ...

 

John Mayer is not diddling Kristin Cavallari

2009-09-10

John Mayer took to his Twitter last night to deny rumors he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari (above) of The Hills: Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.... ...read full story ...

 

Kim Kardashian's only talent and other news

2009-09-09

- George Clooney actually looks pussy-whipped at the Venice Film Festival. I smell an impostor. Pull his beard off! [Lainey Gossip] - Gavin Rossdale thinks leather pants are suitable attire for a tennis match. Then again, he sticks his... ...read full sto...

 

Jessica Simpson rebounds with John Mayer

2009-09-09

Because one man's trash is another man's penis holster, Jessica Simpson has reportedly rebounded with John Mayer who had dumped her years ago after he realized she has the sexual proclivity of an English muffin. InTouch reports: An insider... ...read full...

 

Lindsay Lohan hired as 'artistic advisor.' Why not?

2009-09-09

Seen here in SoHo last night showing more yam than an overturned yam truck in Yamtown, Lindsay Lohan has been hired as the artistic advisor for Paris fashion house Ungaro where she'll oversee Spanish designer Estrella Archs. Because when... ...read full s...

 

Kelly Brook has my attention

2009-09-09

Kelly Brook attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, and wouldn't it be awesome if the winners were given one free motorboating of her ample lady mountains? Instead they probably got something lame like... ...read full story ...

 

Nicole Richie births a boy

2009-09-09

Surprisingly tech savvy for just going through labor, Nicole Richie announced on her official blog that she gave birth to a baby boy this morning: In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow... ...read full story ...

 

Kate Gosselin sets her outfit to 'F-ck you, Jon'

2009-09-09

After Jon publicly accused her of stealing his wedding ring and abusing him, Kate Gosselin dolled herself up last night to go out with bodyguard Steve Neild and his wife Gina. Which is odd considering Kate constantly complains about... ...read full story ...

 

Tila Tequila punts Shawne Merriman's excuse (Football + Domestic Violence = COMEDY!)

2009-09-09

Tila Tequila's lawyers have fired back at Shawne Merriman's claims that he didn't choke the miniature stripper but instead merely prevented her from driving home drunk. Presumably in a Hot Wheels car. TMZ reports: Shawne Merriman and his advisors... ...re...

 

Megan Fox will never do nudity

2009-09-09

Apparently these pics are the most we'll see of Megan Fox as she's currently vowing never to go nude on camera or make a sex tape. Which means no one will ever believe Brian Austin Green stuck his penis... ...read full story ...

 

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox – Auditions For The Same Role

2009-09-09

Angelina Jolie, 34 years, who raises 6 children, and Megan Fox, 23, are competing for the same role in the new remake of Barbarella, and it seems Angelina is not very happy having Megan as her competitor....

 

Mika's Mother Gypsy Curse

2009-09-09

Mika, 26 years old singer, rented a huge house in L.A. but his mom banned from using it. She put a gypsy curse on me and said the more money I spent on comfort, the worse my album would be, he said. Superstitious idiot that I am, I went back to the same o...

 

Kelly Clarkson Is Not Lesbian

2009-09-09

Kelly Clarkson denies once again the rumors saying she's a lesbian. Oh my God, I'm not gay! Everyone asks me, but being single doesn't mean being gay! Clarkson said. ...

 

Lady GaGa Won't Be At American Idol

2009-09-09

Some said that Lady GaGa would be the one to replace Paula Abdul as a judge for American Idol. Recently, the star has denied the rumors, saying that she would feel uncomfortable judging other musicians....

 

Audrina Patridge does Maxim

2009-09-09

Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I'm kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I'm even more disappointed that these shots led to me getting in bed with a... ...read full stor...

 

Kate Gosselin offered $400K to do Playboy

2009-09-09

Kate Gosselin was reportedly offered $400,000 to pose for Playboy, but turned down the offer, according to NY Daily News: Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away! a source told Star Magazine.... ...read full story ...

 

Kim Cattrall is that cougar again

2009-09-09

Kim Cattrall filmed scenes for Sex and they City 2 in New York today, and here's a fun fact you should know about her: Anytime I meet a new person, male or female, I secretly hope their mother is... ...read full story ...

 

Gwyneth Paltrow has breast-like objects

2009-09-08

Here's Gwyneth Paltrow shopping in Barcelona over the weekend, and I'm not gonna lie, I downloaded these based on the thumbnails that led me to believe her bare breasts were GOOPing out of her shirt. Turns out it's a... ...read full story ...

 

Jon Gosselin: 'Kate stole my wedding ring'

2009-09-08

Jon Gosselin dropped some more bombshells on Good Morning America today by accusing his ex-wife Kate of stealing his wedding band. Though in all fairness he would've lost it up a stripper's ass, it's the principle of the thing:... ...read full story ...

 

Ashlee Simpson sounds like an awesome pregnant woman

2009-09-08

On an upcoming appearance for The Rachael Ray Show, Ashlee Simpson reveals she was an incredibly limber during her pregnancy, according to Us Magazine: I could do the splits when I was nine months pregnant, she says. I could... ...read full story ...

 

Lindsay Lohan as The Saddest Vampire

2009-09-08

Because all Lohans are born without a Shame Unit, or have it removed upon marriage, Lindsay Lohan took to her Twitter page to audition for True Blood by putting vampire teeth in her mouth and posing like a 15-year-old... ...read full story ...

 

Katy Perry's breasts can still kill a man

2009-09-08

If you're like me, you spent most of today trying to reacclimate yourself to the workplace,only to be pestered by a nagging fear that Katy Perry's stupidly large breasts might have shrunk over the weekend. For some of you... ...read full story ...

 

Tila Tequila citizen arrests abusive boyfriend

2009-09-08

Tila Tequila placed her boyfriend Shawne Merriman under citizen's arrest early Sunday morning after he allegedly choked her and refused to let her leave his apartment, according to People: Early Sunday morning, deputies were called to Merriman's res ...re...

 

Chace Crawford is "Having Fun Living the Bachelor Life"

2009-09-08

Chace Crawford is a very happy bachelor.He's determined not to date a costar. Gossip Girl creator Josh Schwartz told me to avoid at all costs dating a costar, he said....

 

George Clooney Supports His Ex-Girlfriend

2009-09-08

Although he's currently dating Elisabetta Canalis, George Clooney continues to support his ex-girfriend's, Lisa Snowdon, charity actions. Clooney has donated £12,000 to Lisa's parachute jump attempt pushing her way past her original target of raising £5...

 

Sandra Bullock Misses Her Lisp

2009-09-08

Sandra Bullock recently revealed that she had therapy to remove her lisp when she was younger, but after playing a less-than-perfect woman in a new movie, All About Steve, she regrets it....

 

Milla Jovovich is totally nude

2009-09-08

Milla Jovovich appears completely nude in the Fall/Winter issue of Purple which makes her Maxim shoot look like, well, a Maxim shoot. In the meantime, I'm trying to figure out the storyline here, and I'm guessing Milla is a... ...read full story ...

 

Lady GaGa Hates Celebrities

2009-09-07

Lady GaGa has recently declared for Newsweek magazine that she prefers non-famous people to celebrities. Fame today, the stereotypical idea that we have about fame, is that cameras follow you everywhere and everybody is talking about you and you can't go ...

 

Kristen Stewart: 'Kids Are Mean'

2009-09-07

Kristen Stewart says she switched to home-schooling as soon as she became an actress. Why? you would ask… According to her own sayings, she didn't like hanging around with people on her age. I was glad to leave school, said Kristen, 19. I couldn't relat...

 

Success Didn't Come Easy for Heidi Klum

2009-09-07

Heidi Klum wasn't an overnight success, according to her sayings. After [winning a German modeling contest], I thought, 'This is my ticket. Things will happen.' But they didn't, Klum tells Page Six Magazine....

 

Fox Thinks "Michael Bay Is a Mad Man"

2009-09-04

Megan Fox thinks Transformers director Michael Bay has no social skills and is hopelessly awkward. She reveals for Britain's Wonderland magazine that the director was a hard taskmaster, and , in her opinion, slightly mad. ...

 

Robbie Williams Wants to Rejoin Take That

2009-09-04

Robbie Williams made official his plans to rejoin Take That after the release of his new album 'Reality Killed The Video Star'. Yeah I do, I don't know so much about all the dancing and that though. I'd like to. It would be fun, Robbie said. ...

 

Happy Labor Day Weekend! (Plus Bikinis)

2009-09-04

What's up, guys? Going to take off for the Labor Day weekend and get some much needed R&R, but in the meantime, here's a shit-ton of bikinis for your edification. See how much I care? It's almost like we... ...read full story ...

 

Olivia Wilde hawks perfume and other news

2009-09-04

- Michael Jackson's funeral was today. I wonder what it was like when they found out his gravestone dispenses candy. Hmm... [PopEater] - Salma Hayek flipped out last night at a restaurant when all the outdoor seating was taken... ...read full story ...

 

Blake Lively has nipples

2009-09-04

Here's Blake Lively taking a break from filming Gossip Girl this week in New York and showing some nip in an obvious ploy to woo me away from Leighton Meester. While I enjoy a woman who's blunt and full... ...read full story ...

 

Will Carla Bruni Accept Woody Allen's Offer?

2009-09-04

Rumors say that Carla Bruni accepted to appear in a film that Woody Allen is planning to take next year. Carla, who married Nicolas Sarkozy shortly after he became President of France in 2007, has a strong admirer in Woody Allen. He stated last year that ...

 

Will Danii Minogue Get Engaged?

2009-09-04

Once you are a star, keeping a secret away from the public's eyes becomes a very difficult thing. Almost impossible for Kris Smith who is planning to propose his girlfriend, Danii Minogue. He already bought a massive diamond ring and is waiting for the ri...

 

Jessica Simpson is a model now

2009-09-04

Because this'll show Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson was a runway model at the Ozlem Suer catwalk show in Paris yesterday where she exhibited the refined poise and grace of a Cracker Barrel waitress. Actually, that's not fair. They're good... ...read full stor...

 

Chris Brown to Oprah: 'Bitch, get my back!'

2009-09-04

In his Hey, Please Buy My Music issue of People, Chris Brown takes a swing at Oprah for having a domestic violence episode of her show - dedicated to Rihanna: I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a... ...read full story ...

 

Stephanie Pratt in a bikini

2009-09-04

These are shots of Stephanie Pratt filming scenes for The Hills yesterday in Malibu, and it's ironic that this new season apparently features nothing but Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie in bikinis, yet I'll never watch a single episode. And... ...read ful...

 

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini

2009-09-03

Here's Lindsay Lohan poolside at the Sunset Marquis earlier in the week for a photo shoot where I assume they'll use some sort of NASA supercomputer to airbrush her five billion freckles. I tried to edit a few out... ...read full story ...

 

Tony Romo finds replacement for Jessica Simpson

2009-09-03

Tony Romo is dating 22-year-old Miss Missouri 2008 Candice Crawford who also happens to be the sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford. So you know he's not going to do anything about it except aloofly look into the... ...read full story ...

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt in German FHM

2009-09-03

Here's Jennifer Love Hewitt in the latest issue of German FHM looking airbrushed out the anus. Seriously, there's no way she's that skinny and I don't care if she is wearing a corset. If that thing really was making... ...read full story ...

 

Kim Kardashian in her underwear

2009-09-03

Kim Kardashian tweeted a pic of herself getting ready for a Quick Trim photo shoot yesterday, and why does every pic Kim personally posts online look like she's in the freaking BatCave? She's standing under fluorescent lights! I'm starting... ...read full...

 

Blake Lively is a dame and other news

2009-09-03

- Lourdes Leon recreates Madonna's iconic Like a Virgin outfit which means it's only a few years until she's snatching babies from small African villages. They grow up so fast. [PopEater] - Victoria Beckham's bolt-ons make the cover of... ...read full sto...

 

Lindsay Lohan has breasts that are visible from the side

2009-09-03

Benefiting from the news-suck created by the holiday weekend, here's Lindsay Lohan again working the sideboob while shopping Tuesday, and I can't decide if these are sexy or not. It's almost as if her breasts shouldn't even be there... ...read full story ...

 

Asia Argento in a bikini

2009-09-03

Here's Italian actress Asia Argento and her husband on vacation in Sardinia this week. You might remember Asia from the Vin Diesel epic xXx which involved an extreme sports enthusiast joining the CIA to fight international terrorism with a... ...read full...

 

Lady GaGa Loves Gay Sex

2009-09-03

In case you didn't notice it by now, Lady Gaga has never been one to hold her tongue. Recently she told V Magazine that her career high point so far was during a concert in New York when two gay men from the audience – which included pop superstar Madon...

 

Keanu Reeves Agreed to Take DNA Test

2009-09-03

Keanu Reeves agreed to follow his lawyer's advice and take the DNA test to prove he's not the father of any of Karen Sala's sons....

 

Madonna and Sean Penn Will Not Be Together

2009-09-03

Now that both Madonna and Sean Penn are divorced everybody sees them together again. Madonna still considers Sean her soulmate, a close friend of Madonna said. It's highly possible that she and Sean will somehow get back together now that they'll both be ...

 
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