Anyone remember R&B singer Mýa? Me neither. Which is why I posted her here in a bikini so you can remember Mýa all over again. But, this time, way more assier. It's Christmas* in July! God bless us, everyone. *Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc. depending on yo...

Cynthia Rodriquez, wife of New York Yankee Alex A-Rod Rodriquez, has already decided that separation is for pussies and is filing for divorce. She also wants alimony and primary custody of the children which should be fun considering she signed a pre-nup...

Heee's Out! Cynthia Rodriquez, wife of New York Yankee Alex A-Rod Rodriquez has filed for divorce after citing her All Star man on his long period of infidelity. Her attorney Maurice Kutner broke the news to the Miami Herald: ''She feels that she has exh...

Nicole Kidman and husband, Keith Urban, welcomed a daughter on Monday morning in Nashville, Tennessee reports People. It's the first child for Nicole, 41, and the superstar country singer, 40. They named their daughter, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban. ...

Britney Spears, who's been acting and looking pretty sane the last three months, is either about to get crazy again or she's scheming to get some alleged sex tapes back from her paparazzo ex-lover Adnan Ghalib. Britney's really scared that Adnan has a se...

With a box office take of $107.3 million since opening last Tuesday, Will Smith has scored yet another milestone as 'Hancock' becomes his eighth movie to open at No. 1 and his fifth movie to debut at No. 1 over the Fourth of July. Will Smith, Mom, apple p...

Spanish Tennis God Rafael Nadal not only denied the Swiss Tennis God Roger Federer a record sixth straight Wimbledon title today, he dethroned the five-time champion with an epic 6-4, 6-4, 6-7 (5/7), 6-7 (8/10) win. It was the longest, greatest, and most ...

Sad news for star Christina Applegate whose ex-boyfriend, Lee Grivas, was found dead in his Hollywood apartment by a neighbor on July 1st. The National Enquirer reports that the 26-year-old died from an apparent heroin overdose but an official cause of de...

Is the world ready for a Paris Hilton reality show? The socialite has come up with an idea for a TV show like The View - a ladies round table diss and bitch session, no doubt about the travails of being rich and famous. Paris would be the moderator and wo...

Serial dater Mandy Moore is fini with the whiny lil ass alt-country rocker named Ryan Adams. The two started dating in December but Adams says he is allergic to paparazzi and gives THAT as a partial reason for the split. So he's dumping her? And he's like...

These are pictures of High School Musical's Ashley Tisdale spending her birthday in Hawaii. If you have no idea who she is, please, switch lives with me. In the meantime, I guess she's hot - sort of. I dunno. Hold on, my penis just wrote me a note: I qui...

These are pics of Italian actress/model Elisabetta Canalis wearing a bikini on the set of her latest movie. You may remember her from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, or some crazy YouTube video where her breast keeps falling out on Italian television. So...

Happy 4th of July, everybody! On this most patriotic of days, I encourage you all to think about the sacrifices made by our forefathers. Sacrifices that allow a guy like me to write freely about breasts without the King of England coming into my home and...

I've never seen Keanu so Keanu-y. In trying to take on the role of an alien, he's somehow become an exaggerated, even more lifeless version of himself, and it's very, very strange to behold. If standard Keanu was the final boss of a video game, this trai...

Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It's basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most important...

According to sources, Shannon Doherty is said to be interested in reprising her role as Brenda Walsh on the new CW series 90210 but wants to know what the story is going to be first. And! rumor has it Tori Spelling is definitely out (maybe) and Jennie Gar...

Heath Ledger's co-stars who worked with the late actor on The Dark Knight say that the Aussie was not troubled before his death or driven over the edge by his portrayal of the Joker, his character in the film. Gary Oldman, who plays Lt. Jim Gordon in the...

Megan Fox is single. I should just quit right now because I'll never report anything than can top this slice of awesome. (Unless Hayden Panettiere decides she hates clothes but loves bloggers.) Anyway, according to the latest issue of Star, Megan has cal...

Not only did Mr Christie Brinkley, aka Peter Cook, spend $3000 a month on internet porn - while married to super model Christie Brinkley! - he also paid a teenage girl $300,000 to STFU about him sleeping with her. The New York Post says Cook paid the $300...

One of the more humorous elements of my job (besides Spencer Pratt's face) is when reality shows are reported as if the shit happening on them is real. In this case, Kristy Morgan (above) who won this season's A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila but turned ...

Alex A-Rod Rodriquez and his wife Cynthia (above) are officially separated, according to NY Daily News. Coming off the heels of rumors that A-Rod is having an affair with Madonna, the New York Post is also reporting Cynthia was getting her own piece of s...

A-Rod figured he earned himself some sweet, dusty Madonna lovin' after heroically sticking around for 24 hours after his wife gave birth, according to Us Magazine: New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez was at Madonna's Central Park West apartment in New York Ci...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie went out for dinner last night and were spotted holding hands. Because that looks perfectly natural within the confines of a marriage. Jesus. This couldn't look anymore staged if they were wearing His and Her's T-shirts while padd...

Amy Winehouse should be transported around Hannibal Lecter-style. Last night, while walking to her house with her dad, she decided to flip her chips and run out into traffic. From there, Amy approached a convertible, asked for a lift then crawled all ove...

The Lowe family seems fantastic to work for. In their ongoing legal battle with former nannies accusing them of everything from unpaid wages to flagrant masturbation, new accusations have arisen. Another ex-nanny, Laura Boyce, is claiming Sheryl Lowe mad...

Ashley Kaufmann, or may or may not be the fruit of Michael Lohan's loins, is already angling for a record contract, according to MSNBC: A record-industry insider says, Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali. A Lohan family source adds, Ashley's singi...

According to reports, Ashlee Simpson is expecting a boy. The rumors were fueled after Simpson and husband Pete (Ashlee is not my beard) Wentz were spotted buying boy clothes for the baby. Staff at the L.A.baby boutique Petit Tresor tells OK! magazine, Alm...

Welsh star Christian Bale is thrilling Bat fans with his proclamation that he will walk away from the comic book movie franchise if producers try to bring in Robin, the caped crusader's annoying, naive, smarmy, unnecessary sidekick from the old TV show. ...

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann is reportedly wanting to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal. An unnamed record-industry insider says the 13-year-old has...

Ali G/Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen is to play Sherlock Holmes while Will Ferrell has been cast as Dr. Watson, his crime-solving partner in a new untitled comedy. Just the idea of Sacha and Will as Sherlock Holmes and Watson makes us laugh, Columbia co-pre...

Pregnant English actress Minnie Driver has had a change of heart of raising her firstborn child in her native UK. The Riches star moved to Los Angeles several years ago to pursue her acting career - and now says she couldn't consider leaving the U.S., bec...

Angelina Jolie is one step closer to repopulating the planet. She was admitted to a hospital in the south of France today and will soon be birthing her twins: Future Hotness #1 and Future Hotness #2. You can't tell me those aren't better names than Maddo...

Word broke that Michael Lohan may have an illegitimate love child floating about. Ashley Kaufmann (above) might be the 13-year-old half-sister of Lindsay Lohan. Ashley's mother Kristi talked to OK! Magazine about the circumstances revolving around Ashley...

These are shots of Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci on her honeymoon with husband Flavio Briatore. You may remember Flavio as the Italian businessman who knocked up Heidi Klum then bounced. Clearly, this man knows he can get any woman he wants, and m...

Madonna is reportedly having late night visits with Alex Rodriquez (a.k.a. A-Rod) of the New York Yankees. He recently attended Madonna's April 30 Manhattan concert, and she was sitting in his seats at a Yankees game on June 22. Also, a bum saw them do i...

It's been way too long since we've had bikini pics of Christina Milian on the site. In fact, the last time she was here, you could get two Britney Spears' vagina stories for a nickel. And it was sold to you by a little kid dressed like a Newsie saying Ex...

Somebody, somewhere on the Interwebs decided to do some research (?) into the whole Mary-Kate Olsen/Spencer Pratt feud which apparently started back in high school. In a 2007 Details article, Spencer brags about selling a picture of an underage Mary-Kate...

Sienna Miller didn't wait long after her split with Welsh guy Rhys Ifans to take up with a new secret love, she currently rumored to be boinking handsome actor and oil heir Balthazar Getty, a married father of four, the youngest born just last October. A ...

It's been reported as an exclusive by French magazine Closer that Angelina Jolie went into labor last night and popped out the twins today July 1. Meanwhile, on the big screen Ange's twin summer project are also doing well. Her action flick, Wanted, earn...

Troubled soul singer Amy Winehouse delivers more of her straight up madness - and a lot of insight - in a new interview in Rolling Stone magazine to hit the news stand next week. It was actually an on-the-spot ambush interview, but it's revealing in that ...

After trying to elbow the entire audience in the face at Glastonbury, Amy Winehouse was immediately helicoptered to The London Clinic which she promptly checked out of within 24 hours. Doctors had initially thought allowing Amy to perform would have a po...

Amidst reports that his wife Madonna is seeking the counsel of a high-powered divorce lawyer, Guy Ritchie left London and bolted to NYC to woo his bride. If you're wondering why he's so blurry outside Madonna's apartment, Guy's moving in Ultra-Fast Mummy...

Jessica Simpson's publicist probably framed the Real Girls Love Meat shirt because it is really pissing people off. Nobody important, of course, just PETA and now Pamela Anderson. She decided to use some choice words this weekend to describe Jessica on a...

Anne Hathaway's break-up with Raffaello Follieri may have been timed a little too conveniently. A friend of the Italian con-man believes Anne cooperated with the Feds in helping them arrest Raffaello, according to NY Daily News: It makes sense, the frien...

Heidi Montag is a devout Christian and wish people knew more about her faith. But you don't hear much of that because she's too busy posing in pictures that could only be used as Aryan greeting cards. But in between displaying her funbags, Heidi has a de...

I really don't know what to say about these pics of porn star Bridget the Midget's flashing a boob this weekend. Mostly because I'm disappointed a unicorn didn't fly out of her cleavage like these doodles I made on my Trapper Keeper. Although, technicall...

Amy Winehouse performed at the Glastonbury festival over the weekend and attacked a fan during a song. Supposedly, somebody tried to grab Amy (Cocaine is a helluva drug.), and she responded by throwing some elbows of fury. The crazy part is, she's not ev...

Nereida Gallardo continues her vacation in Italy with soccer star boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. At some angles, Nereida looks absolutely banging. While in others, Holy crap, cellulite. But I'm willing to look past all that because I'm a sensitive guy who ...

Spencer Pratt is out peddling his lil barely there career by calling out Mary-Kate Olsen who dissed him on the David Letterman Show while promoting her film 'The Wackness'. Pratt hissed back by telling Us magazine: I don't really get why she'd use my name...

Spencer Pratt has responded back to comments made about him on Letterman by Mary-Kate Olsen. I'm sure when he got the call he squealed OMG! Me me me! Then he pushed Heidi Montag in a puddle and kicked a puppy. I have sources. Anyway, here's what Captain ...