Here's Jayde Nicole in Miami yesterday sans Brody Jenner. You know, the fact that Jayde was able to become the 2008 Playmate of the Year demonstrates an important point about how women's faces are perceived by men. And that... ...read full story ...

Seen here outside her hotel this afternoon, Kate Gosselin filmed her first episode as a guest host on The View and took that opportunity to whine about how much money she makes. Via People: In response to Behar's question... ...read full story ...

Matt Damon recently declared that he admires Clint Eastwood and that he'll be as successful as his model....

Here's Katy Perry looking awesome at the VMAs last night and it appears her breasts do not have a topographical map of Peru between them. (Stupid optical illusion, I hate you!) Which is a relief because they're basically the... ...read full story ...

While in Ukraine, Elton John changed his mind regarding adoption. He decided to adopt Lev, 14-month-old boy who stole the artist's heart....

It seems that Chris Martin forces himself to drink vodka. And here is why: It started when I had to ask forgiveness for sacking our drummer Will about 10 years ago, Chris said. ...

In response to recent comments by Megan Fox comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, three crew members from the Transformers movies decided to write a lengthy open letter (Posted in its entirety after the jump.) on MichaelBay.com highlighting Megan's diva- ...re...

Here's Teri Hatcher changing out of her wetsuit while competing in the 2009 Nautica Triathlon yesterday in Malibu, and I love how a devotion to athleticism obviously hasn't shrunk her ample breasts. It's almost as if God smiled down... ...read full story ...

Katy Perry attended Jay-Z's 9/11 Concert on Friday night, and much to my penis' dismay, revealed she has a stairwell from an old haunted house between her breasts. Fun Fact: If you squint hard enough you can see Shaggy... ...read full story ...

- Matt Damon and Brad Pitt tell an Italian reporter George Clooney is gay. Nakedness ensues. [PopEater] - Kate Hudson's lack of breasts has its advantages. [Lainey Gossip] - Jaleel White has an entourage who feel they're entitled to... ...read full story ...

San Diego Diego District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis will not be filing charges against Shawne Merriman of the Chargers. He was placed under citizen's arrest by Tila Tequila after he allegedly choked her and refused to let her to leave... ...read full story ...

George Clooney is known as the world's most famous bachelor. It is no wonder since he's proving all the time that he knows how to treat a lady. It's Elisabetta Canalis' turn to feel this. Although the two are in Italy for the Venice Film Festival, George ...

Everybody knows Paula Abdul was a judge on American Idol show. Everybody knows that she won't be anymore and that Ellen DeGeneres has permanently replaced her. But not everybody knows that Paula is furious that she has been replaced by Ellen. ...

Lindsay Lohanrecently declared that she has always wanted to be like Britney Spears: have a worldwide success and be on the front page of the tabloids. Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the cameraâ€...

Here's Sophie Monk posing underneath a pier in Manhattan Beach, Cali. yesterday which is an erotic setting if your sexual fantasies include getting poked my medical waste while a homeless guy talks to a seagull. Although, in fairness, there's... ...read f...

Courtney Love is threatening to sue Activision over Kurt Cobain being an unlockable character in Guitar Hero 5 and took to her Twitter page to scream bloody murder. Of course this was probably to save her own ass because,... ...read full story ...

Seen here sporting bruises yesterday, San Diego's 10news.com has an alleged rundown of the Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman incident and it's a tale rife with jilted hearts, threesomes and naked leprechauns. Enjoy: The sources told Vara that witnesses a ...re...

Lily Allen poses topless for the October issue of GQ UK, and based on her inability to wear a bra, I can only assume Lily was molested by a Victoria's Secret mannequin as a small child. That her or... ...read full story ...

- Dannielynn Birkhead is freaking THREE already. It seems like only yesterday she literally fell out of Anna Nicole Smith. [OK! Magazine] - Gwen Stefani at NY Fashion Week. [Lainey Gossip] - Penelope Cruz is either not pregnant anymore... ...read full sto...

Looks like reports that Hailey Glassman bailed on her rotund knight in ATV armor were false because RadarOnline not only snagged pics of them together yesterday (above), but has word that Jon is introducing Hailey to the kids despite... ...read full story...

Because she thinks you're an idiot, Kim Kardashian posted these shots to her Twitter page today in a blatant effort to hawk Quick Trim. And they're so not Photoshopped, according to a barrage of QVC-level tweets: U can get... ...read full story ...

Drew Barrymore and Ellen Page lock lips and pretend to have some sort of pseudo-lesbian relationship in the October issue of Marie Claire. Except what's teased as a curiously intimate chitchat with the two only includes talk of backpacking... ...read full...

Here's Megan Fox at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of Jennifer's Body - the movie where she DOESN'T get naked, but yet still garners her a huge bash. Goddammit, Canada, how is she ever gonna learn? I swear,... ...read full story ...

Tila Tequila let the paparazzi snap shots of her bruised arms and neck today which seem to prove that San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman did a little more than stop her from driving home drunk. This also explains why... ...read full story ...

It seems that Sandra Bullockhas been advised that she had enough of romantic comedies. Sandra doesn't like the idea, saying the only reason she has cut back on filming romantic comedies is that there are not enough of them. ...

Leona Lewis who lives in L.A. says she misses her boyfriend, Lou Al-Chamaa, who lives in London. She admits that having a long-distance relationship is very difficult....

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz says yoga helped her bond with her child. Ashlee did low-impact stretching exercises when she was pregnant. ...

- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip] - Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey's Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will... ...read full story ...

Here's Hayden Panettiere hiding her face while leaving Madame Royale nightclub last night so she can prevent exactly what's happening in this post: Being seen as a 20-year-old leaving a drinking establishment. Whoops! However, in Madame Royale's def ...re...

Ellen DeGeneres has signed on to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol, according to People: DeGeneres will sit alongside Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi and offer her own unique perspective to the contestants throughout the competiti ...rea...

Ashlee Simpson would rather stick a gun in her mouth than trade places with big sister Jessica, according to People: She's always saying, 'Oh, I want a baby!' Simpson tells October's Redbook, on sale Sept. 22. Being a... ...read full story ...

Former Hugh Hefner prisoner Girl Next Door Bridget Marquardt threw a surprise baby shower for Kendra Wilkinson last night because that's what you do after fondling old man balls together. And this thing had everything! Retardedly huge prego boobs,.. ...re...

Because she's clearly a high caliber woman who deserves respect, Hailey Glassman has reportedly given Jon Gosselin the boot and his Vegas pool party was the final straw, according to In Touch: When Jon came back, he said very... ...read full story ...

John Mayer took to his Twitter last night to deny rumors he's sleeping with Kristin Cavallari (above) of The Hills: Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis.... ...read full story ...

Here's Eliza Dushku filming scenes for Dollhouse yesterday in LA and judging by the way she's running out of the car I can only assume she was out on a date with me because that's usually how mine end.... ...read full story ...

Surprisingly tech savvy for just going through labor, Nicole Richie announced on her official blog that she gave birth to a baby boy this morning: In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow... ...read full story ...

Kelly Brook attended the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, and wouldn't it be awesome if the winners were given one free motorboating of her ample lady mountains? Instead they probably got something lame like... ...read full story ...

After Jon publicly accused her of stealing his wedding ring and abusing him, Kate Gosselin dolled herself up last night to go out with bodyguard Steve Neild and his wife Gina. Which is odd considering Kate constantly complains about... ...read full story ...

- George Clooney actually looks pussy-whipped at the Venice Film Festival. I smell an impostor. Pull his beard off! [Lainey Gossip] - Gavin Rossdale thinks leather pants are suitable attire for a tennis match. Then again, he sticks his... ...read full sto...

Some said that Lady GaGa would be the one to replace Paula Abdul as a judge for American Idol. Recently, the star has denied the rumors, saying that she would feel uncomfortable judging other musicians....

Kate Gosselin was reportedly offered $400,000 to pose for Playboy, but turned down the offer, according to NY Daily News: Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away! a source told Star Magazine.... ...read full story ...

Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I'm kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I'm even more disappointed that these shots led to me getting in bed with a... ...read full stor...

Kelly Clarkson denies once again the rumors saying she's a lesbian. Oh my God, I'm not gay! Everyone asks me, but being single doesn't mean being gay! Clarkson said. ...

Mika, 26 years old singer, rented a huge house in L.A. but his mom banned from using it. She put a gypsy curse on me and said the more money I spent on comfort, the worse my album would be, he said. Superstitious idiot that I am, I went back to the same o...

Angelina Jolie, 34 years, who raises 6 children, and Megan Fox, 23, are competing for the same role in the new remake of Barbarella, and it seems Angelina is not very happy having Megan as her competitor....

Kim Cattrall filmed scenes for Sex and they City 2 in New York today, and here's a fun fact you should know about her: Anytime I meet a new person, male or female, I secretly hope their mother is... ...read full story ...

Apparently these pics are the most we'll see of Megan Fox as she's currently vowing never to go nude on camera or make a sex tape. Which means no one will ever believe Brian Austin Green stuck his penis... ...read full story ...

Seen here in SoHo last night showing more yam than an overturned yam truck in Yamtown, Lindsay Lohan has been hired as the artistic advisor for Paris fashion house Ungaro where she'll oversee Spanish designer Estrella Archs. Because when... ...read full s...

Tila Tequila's lawyers have fired back at Shawne Merriman's claims that he didn't choke the miniature stripper but instead merely prevented her from driving home drunk. Presumably in a Hot Wheels car. TMZ reports: Shawne Merriman and his advisors... ...re...

Because one man's trash is another man's penis holster, Jessica Simpson has reportedly rebounded with John Mayer who had dumped her years ago after he realized she has the sexual proclivity of an English muffin. InTouch reports: An insider... ...read full...