A California school district has found itself under fire after allowing “former” porn star Sasha Grey to read to students as part of her involvement in the Read Across America program. While the school attempted to cover it up, Sasha has decid...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed dedicated to all the brave men and woman who served to defend my right to call the Kardashians whores while simultaneously posting photos of women in bikinis riding bikes. You made the right decision. TodayR...

Last week, we learned that Kris Jenner exploited Nicole Brown-Simpson’s murder in her new book because she’s queen puppetmaster of the Read More ... ...

So remember when Justin Bieber brought a snaked Read More ... ...

 R. Kelly wrote an autobiography titled Soulacoaster: The Story of Me and with that news alone, I can wrap up this post and have officially destroyed your mind with awesome just from reading the word “Soulacoaster.” Turns out, R. Kelly ha...

 Apparently it’s Screw The Little Bastards Week in academia because porn star Sasha Grey was recently invited to read to a class of first graders which somehow didn’t go over awesome with the parents. I guess they saw that season of Entou...

According to Britain's Daily Mail newspaper, 27-year-old Pippa Middleton is single and ready to mingle....

Posted by Photo Boy - Rachel Bilson‘s new job is like hard cuz she has to say big words and stuff. - Somebody get this girl a Teen Mom application. NOW. - Ashton Kutcher is too dumb to manage his own Twitter account. No, really. - Which is hilarious...

  Uh, you guys, I think I found where they hid the boy rape. (Psst. The jacket.) So welcome to the moment where this whole Penn State debacle gets even worse. First, let’s start with Mike McQueary who witnessed Jerry Sandusky sodomizing a ...

Apparently Kris Jenner cheated on Robert Kardashian which is what really led to their divorce, so naturally she’s going to exploit that fact to sell more copies of her book. “If there’s a way to whore whoring, you whore that whoring like...

“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he&#...

Yep, everything looks natural here. Mariah Carey has lost 70 lbs. since giving birth to her twins which would probably be amazing if that wasn’t over half a year ago and most women drop 30 lbs. almost immediately. Anyway, she’s now become the ...

Posted by Photo Boy - 25 Photos Of Penn State Students Rioting Over The Firing Of A Child Molester Enabler - This is the closest LeAnn Rimes has ever come to eating bacon. - Dakota Fanning is Courtney Stodden to the Brits. - Gwyneth Paltrow actually found...

Despite recent claims that Demi Moore wanted to save her marriage and changed her mind about the divorce from husband Ashton Kutcher, the actress has apparently changed her mind again. She wants Ashton out of their house by Christmas....

 “You saw 10-year-olds raped in the shower? — Ah, well. So, listen, on this next play…” While Photo Boy stuffs the site full of Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show pics, let’s take a minute to check in on ol’ Joe ...

According to a report in Britain's Now magazine, former co-stars Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves are finally dating!...

 Now that I’ve bored you to tears with my words on Joe Paterno, who wants to look at some pretty pictures? Welcome to our annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show coverage, only this year thanks to our brand spanking new site, we were able t...

Because vasectomies make the Baby Jesus cry, Mel Gibson has reportedly knocked up another woman despite going through a horrific custody battle with Oksana Grigorieva that exposed him as a violent, baby-punching racist hell-bent on getting his wang mouth-...

Her: “We’re going to be together forever…” Him: “Shit, I forgot to write her name on hand. Be cool…” In a new interview with Rolling Stone, George Clooney – And there goes the red states… – opens...

 Apparently Khloe Kardashian isn’t thrilled with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian tarnishing the proud Kardashian brand by orchestrating Kim’s divorce after only 72 days of being married. Via Hollywood Life: The family has split into two ca...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still promoting Moneyball five years later, Emma Roberts barking up the wrong eyebrow tree and apparently you battle Christina Aguilera in Skyrim which is how I’m...

Posted by Photo Boy - Clint Eastwood is supporting Herman Cain. No, really. - Mickey Rourke is looking fantastic. - Mariah Carey lost all that baby weight thanks to Jenny Craig’s paid endorsement. - Kelly Brook is back to what she does best. In her ...

 In every photo like this, there’s always Brian Grazer saying it all with his eyes. After coming under fire for saying “Rehearsal’s for fags,” Brett Ratner stepped down (Read: Was told to get the fuck out.) as Oscar producer l...

According to reports, David Arquette has recently revealed he found love again with another woman, and insisted his marriage to Courteney Cox is definitely over. The former couple have 7-year-old daughter Coco together, and in October 2010 they announced ...

 “Had I known stopping a man from raping small boys would have affected me personally down the road, I probably would’ve done a little more,” is what’s about to be said here. After early reports tipped Penn State’s hand ...

We’re all Jerry Sandusky now. Dlisted had a few of these earlier in the week, and now here’s the complete set of Jonathan Lipnicki wants to get Tom Cruise hard in the Xenu-parts workout photos because apparently he really wants people to know ...

According to reports, Twilight star Taylor Lautner doesn't want to show off his great abs anymore and is keen on keeping his shirt on for his next movies....

 Tyler Perry makes movies marketed to predominantly religious black audiences, so imagine their surprise when he basically cast a porn star who just took a massive shit on the institute of marriage in his latest film. Via The Huffington Post: The fil...

When news of Mariah Yeater claiming Justin Bieber is the father of her baby first hit, I jokingly suggested that the Maple Lord could never sully his mouth with such heathen words as “I want to fudge the sugar out of you.” Turns out I was wron...

 Rapistberger Why Football Shouldn't Mean A Free Pass Read More » After doing essentially the bare minimum – If not willingly engaging in a massive cover-up – to stop former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky from systematically mo...

View the Gallery / 8 Photos » Here’s Rebecca Romijn on a bikini photo shoot in LA over the weekend where she makes me feel bad about saying she frightened the shit out of me in X-Men: First Class. Then again, she lets Jerry O’Connell have...

View the Gallery / 23 Photos » Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring what Kim Kardashian’s butt would look like without all those surgeries she lies about, Kelly Clarkson after learning Starbucks has one Marshmallow Dream Bar ...

 The Backstory Brett Ratner Claims He Banged Olivia Munn Read More » Brett Ratner is under fire after answering a Q&A session with “Rehearsal’s for fags,” when asked about his filmmaking process. Naturally, GLAAD got their...

View the Gallery / 17 Photos » According to Hollywood Life, Jennifer Aniston‘s breasts look pregnant in this picture from last night’s Glamour Women of the Year Awards, and since I believe in journalism so much, I decided to look deeply i...

View the Gallery / 24 Photos » Posted by Photo Boy - Johnny Depp actually made it through an interview without offending anybody. Wait, who was supposed to be watching John Mayer? - Somewhere, Tom Cruise just let out a triumphant squeal of joy. - Rya...

 View the Gallery / 6 Photos » Michelle Duggar and her last baby – number 19, by the way – barely survived the pregnancy, so of course she let her husband cram another one into her 45-year-old uterus. Because, seriously, what the hel...

 View the Gallery / 12 Photos » After making her return for a reshoot, Playboy has finally approved Lindsay Lohan‘s latest batch of photos which will appear in the January/February issue on sale in Decemeber. Except, surprise, it’s n...

 View the Gallery / 40 Photos » Twittery Translates Deciphering Courtney Stodden Read More » After your moms couldn’t stop all their jelly with Courtney Stodden, our poor pleasantly pleasing princess was left with no choice but to get...

According to the latest reports, Demi Moore has second thoughts about divorcing husband Ashton Kutcher, despite the claims he has cheated on her....

 “Alright, Island, I punched all those baby-makers like you said. Now gimme one of those kid-brides Horace got.” Back in August, an epically shit-hammered Matthew Fox allegedly tried to crash a party bus only to find himself stuck in one ...

 View the Gallery / 24 Photos » I’ve accused accurately predicted with precision gynecological skills celebrities of being pregnant with way less of a protruding stomach – I’m pretty sure Selena Gomez‘s is concave. –...

View the Gallery / 29 Photos » So Justin Bieber can conjure cheeseburgers now. That’s how I’m gonna interpret this. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kevin Connolly after joining that pedophile cabal Corey Feldman was...

View the Gallery / 6 Photos » Hookin' How Lindsay Gets Into Parties Read More » Seen here crashing, then being entirely ignored at Leonardo DiCaprio‘s premiere party for J. Edgar, Lindsay Lohan served her 30-day jail sentence in four hours...

View the Gallery / 15 Photos » He still had so many lives to touch. Mostly little ones. With penises. Dr. Conrad Murray has just been found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson to the applause of his fans, according to C...

View the Gallery / 16 Photos » But she’s so.. handsome. Thanks to being virtually unemployable, Lindsay Lohan agreed to a full-frontal spread in Playboy which has already gone through a reshoot after Hugh Hefner wasn’t pleased with the fi...

 View the Gallery / 8 Photos » Remember This Insanity? The Nude Justin & Selena Statue Read More » With Mariah Yeater‘s entire paternity suit falling apart at the seams barely two days after going public, Justin Bieber (Seen abov...

According to reports, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are planning a romantic holiday trip back to where they tied the knot in a bid to spice up their marriage....

According to Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood, Inception star Leonardo DiCaprio is the hardest working actor in Hollywood, and loves to accept challenges....

 View the Gallery / 9 Photos » More Bullsh*t Kim Lies About Wedding Profits Read More » After an entire week of backlash from divorcing Kris Humphries and essentially revealing their marriage as the massive scam it was designed to be from t...

 View the Gallery / 40 Photos » Here’s Coco posing for a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, except I’m not sure “posing” is the right word here. More like here’s Coco crushing the entire goddamn sea into submiss...