Posted by Photo Boy - Rabbi Shmuley blames porn and Demi Moore‘s failed career for Ashton‘s wayward penis. - Even an 11 year old can plainly see what Stacy Kiebler can’t. - Victoria Beckham video conferences just like every other work...

Even though Robert Pattinson literally banged Kristen Stewart in front of the cast and crew of Twilight: Breaking Dawn (Or at least that’s how we read this.), apparently Twi-hards will not only be denied his sparkly thrusts thanks to the MPAA, bu...

Yesterday, Life & Style reported that Kristin Cavallari slept with Scott Disick while he was on a break from Kourtney Kardashian right before Kris Jenner made them get back together and shit out Mason. Except Kristin – who’s back with ...

After Kabbalah campfires and drunkenly trolling for strange of her own failed to save their marriage (I’m genuinely surprised that last one didn’t work.), Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher and indirectly cited him banging...

It’s been three years since I’ve posted shots of Juliette Lewis in a bikini, so here she is in Mexico yesterday ending the sexual drought that is your fantasies. The crops of lust have been moistened and are now ripe for erotic plundering. ...

“Just one more maple-jig.. and you’re pregnant!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Pedo-Kevin Connolly, a side of Sofia Vergara I never knew existed, Mr. Skeleton goes for a plane ride and a helpfu...

49-year-old star Demi Moore has officially split from estranged husband Ashton Kutcher, who was accused of cheating on her on the day of their 6th anniversary....

For some reason (Drugs. I’m going with drugs.) Olivia Wilde felt a special kinship with Kim Kardashian last night despite the fact one of their marriages lasted several years and was actually legitimate, while the other was a 72-day cash grab bui...

 “So about the other day when I let you get raped, I had this really bad heartburn…” Earlier in the week, Penn State assistant coach Mike McQueary sent out emails to friends claiming that despite what the grand jury report said, he ...

“Shh.. shh… I know you wanted to be a Jonas baby, but them’s got the gay, y’all.” While it was starting to look like Mariah Yeater‘s withdrawn paternity suit against Justin Bieber was about to result in a nice, quiet...

Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney had other plans for this year’s Sexiest Man Alive. - Rebecca Black is ready for Round 2 of cyber-tween death threats. - Blake Lively‘s lack of cleavage clearly indicates her hatred of Pedro Almodovar. - ...

Despite the fact Lady GaGa bathes in human blood to commune with Satan, an adoring fan thought it’d be cute to hand Lady GaGa her baby in London last night. And clearly this is the smartest baby in the world because it almost immediately tried to...

 “Hey, remember how you used child rape to get this job? Now go get me an oatmeal.” Realizing that the grand jury report makes it look like he let a child get raped because he was afraid of losing his job so he called his daddy instead, M...

Posted by Photo Boy - Carrie Fisher and William Shatner talk about which nerds are more justifiably still virgins in their parents’ basement. - Bradley Cooper was named Sexiest Man Alive and surprise! He can’t believe it. - Brad Pitt has to...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring, um.. wow. I don’t even know why Photo Boy put other pictures in here. Seems surfurfurless. Hurts.. head, - 4 Click Here To Start The Gallery Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, GQ.com, IN...

 I’ve never been to one of Britney Spears‘ concerts before, mostly because on Tuesdays a bus full of mentally handicapped people goes to the mall and I can’t see how the two would be much different. Except it turns out I’m ...

 For those of you devastated by the news that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit against Justin Bieber, the non-Maple Lord has heard your prayers. Turns out the paternity action is still going on with Mariah’s original lawyer still han...

Then how do you explain Amber Rose? DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! Sasha Grey went on The View this morning to defend reading to schoolchildren despite having a long, easily accessible career in porn, but let’s not get distracted by the rights or wrongs of l...

According to reports, The Green Hornet actress Cameron Diaz has started to go out again with hip hop star P. Diddy....

If you’re like me you lost countless hours of sleeping wondering why Scott Disick wasn’t at the October 31st taping of Dancing With The Stars to support Rob Kardashian. It’s literally all I’ve written about in my diary along wit...

 In fairness, he also offered to sell me this stadium for a buffalo nickel. If there was ever any doubt that Joe Paterno wasn’t aware of his former defensive coordinator, and almost successor, Jerry Sandusky‘s continual and repeated rape ...

The other day we posted a photo caption gallery suggesting that Paula Abdul was drunk at the premiere of X-Factor and sexually harassing her colleagues. There is no truth whatsoever to the item. In no way was it to be construed as factual reporting or any...

“I didn’t touch her no-no parts! Yaaaayyy!” Apparently after Justin Bieber announced he’d not only take a paternity test but sue Mariah Yeater‘s face off for alleging he’s the father of her three month old son, TMZ r...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently starred in the comedy 50/50 about a young man battling cancer which prompted Lindsay Miller, who actually has cancer – pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer to be exact – to upload a video to YouTube along with a bl...

Here’s Justin Bieber forsaking his divine maple lineage by flipping off the paparazzi in London last night after being photographed with a young blonde who’s definitely not Selena Gomez. Which is a pretty shitty move considering she stood b...

Yesterday, we posted pics of Amanda Seyfried in a bikini from over the weekend except we tucked them into the Penn State update post as a refuge for those not in the mood to read about institutionalized child rape. So here are more shots that just came...

“What do you mean them kids won’t take Kazaam action figures again this year?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Peter Facinelli about to prematurely imprint all over Kellan Lutz‘s hand as well as Steve...

Posted by Photo Boy - Amber Rose automatically makes any martini dirty. - Kathy Griffin and Jesse Tyler Ferguson just undid your breakfast. - The Sexiest Man Alive honor is a curse. (Run, Skarsgard, Run!!) - Coco barely shoved herself into this skin-ti...

Because someone who’s paid to protect Kim Kardashian‘s interest is a reliable source, her lawyer Laura Wasser claims Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries wasn’t a sham because their pre-nup dealt with future assets. Phew, for a minu...

Here’s Britney Spears enjoying some downtime in Rio De Janeiro yesterday as a reward for letting her dad pump her full of HGH and shove her onstage despite the fact Walmart could get a tax break from the government for hiring her as a door greete...

Tattoo model Kat Von D, who split from Sandra Bullock's ex-husband Jesse James in September, accused the Motorcycle Mania host of cheating on her with 19 women!...

 Following Jerry Sandusky‘s interview with Bob Costas last night where he declared his innocence – More on that in a minute – his lawyer appeared on The Today Show this morning and basically called Mike McQueary a liar along while a...

The Mummy star Rachel Weisz considers her latest horror thriller is a romantic movie because she started dating her actual husband Daniel Craig while filming it....

Because Kate Major is an idiot, here she is pretending she’s so famous the paparazzi follow her into drug stores and that this isn’t at all an orchestrated attempt to make Michael Lohan sweat by thinking she’s pregnant. And don’...

Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage to “So I brought these three rings…...

 Apparently Kelly Brook was having trouble getting people to believe her Twitter account is real, so this morning, she tweeted the above pic of herself to set the record straight, and I’m gonna say it’s her. Then again, you could show me ...

Taking a page from Madonna‘s Guide To Pretending You’re Not An Ancient Evil Plaguing Mankind For Centuries, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly dating 24-year-old backup dancer Casper Smart, according to TMZ. When reached for comment the kid said, &#...

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Hard to believe Matt Damon left all this. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Tara Reid back in her natural habitat, the Madden brothers embracing their future, Bree Olson proving literally anyone can host a party in Vegas and Scott Dis...

 Adding further evidence to the theory that Kim Kardashian tried to buy back the rights to her sex tape, and is a lying whore, Joel McHale was on Conan last week where he revealed Kris Jenner bitches to E! anytime he mentions Kim’s sex tape on ...

And where were they on 9/11… JWoww was subjected to a TSA patdown in Fargo yesterday which normally she’s all for, but apparently this time she realized TSA agents are spotting her giant breasts from across the airport which is really the only...

Twilight series star Kellan Lutz turns a new page in his life and starts dating actress Sharni Vinson....

   Mel Gibson‘s embarrassed for us. UPDATE: So this was NOT Jerry Sandusky (Hence Mel.), however, TMZ claims a “Gerald Sandusky” did board the plane because they’re Chunk from The Goonies now. “Okay, so Michael...

 Last week, Gawker discovered that Jay-Z, via his Rocawear website, was selling “Occupy All Streets” T-shirts with Russell Simmons saying they “took #OccupyWallStreet to a whole new level.” Except it turns out Rocawear wasn...

Because acting like a high school senior is always the best way to prove how deep you are, Kat Von D wrote a Facebook note letting everyone know Jesse James cheated on her a record 19 times (They broke up again, by the way.) which makes me wonder if they ...

Because profusely bleeding from the retina wakes up you faster than a cup of coffee, here’s Courtney Love performing in Brazil over the weekend where she decided to go completely topless sending a clear message that they should never try emigrating ...

Posted by Photo Boy - Brad Pitt is retiring in three years. - Hollywood doesn’t have a dog in this fight. Look elsewhere for help. - Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds aren’t rushing things at all. - Found him Read More ... ...

According to People magazine, Avatar star Zoe Saldana is back on the market. The actress has split from her fiancé, entrepreneur Keith Britton after being together for 11 years....

Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Hah...

  Penn State may have dropped the ball in making sure little kids weren’t systematically raped for over a decade, but by golly, they’re going to make sure a former quarterback who could’ve physically stopped at least one of tho...