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Angelina and Brad's Twin Cash Cows Have Arrived

2008-07-13

It's been confirmed that officially Angelina Jolie really has given birth to the twins this time. A healthy girl and a boy arrived yesterday, July 12. The twins, who have been name Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, were born shortly before 8:00 pm Saturd...

 

Madonna's Brother Reveals Shocking Secrets in His Book

2008-07-13

Christopher Ciccone's new book, Life With My Sister Madonna, comes out on Tuesday, July 15, and is going to sting the superstar with a lot of the revelations. In it, Ciccone, who is gay, says Guy Ritchie is a raging homophobe and Madonna treated her inter...

 

Brooke Hogan has breasts

2008-07-11

These are shots of Brooke Hogan returning to her New York City hotel last night after a busy day promoting her reality show Brooke Knows Best which debuts Sunday. It looks like she brought all her marketable assets to the table. I'm of course talking abo...

 

Eva Longoria in a bikini

2008-07-11

Eva Longoria in a bikini - showering. Those are probably the most beautiful words I've ever typed in my life. Not counting: Dude, it was just an ingrown hair! Good times. Photos: Bauer-Griffin ...

 

Vanessa Hudgens Hits Out at 'Stupid' Thieves

2008-07-11

Vanessa Hudgens has unkind words for those stupid people who 'leaked' the nude photos she took of herself last year. The 19-year-old was devastated when the full frontal shots - the one SHE TOOK IN PRIVATE for the eyes of boyfriend Zak Efron only - appear...

 

Audrina Patridge makes $10K just to drink at a bar

2008-07-11

In a giant Fuck you! to me from the universe, I've learned that Audrina Patridge of MTV's The Hills gets paid $10,000 just to show up at clubs and drink. Nobody ever pays me to drink. Though somebody once tried to pay me not to drink. I told them to take...

 

Amy Winehouse officially needs to be put down now

2008-07-11

Amy Winehouse has decided she's sexy. The shit has hit the fan, folks. I'm talking Code Red; we need snipers on the roof. It all started yesterday when Amy visited her husband Blake in prison and decided to give him a little window love, according to The...

 

Hayden Panettiere getting engaged?! NOOOOOOO!

2008-07-11

Hayden Panettiere's boyfriend and Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia is picking out engagement rings for my favorite midget hottie. While I figure out the best way to punch him in the gonads, scope out the details from InTouch: The actor, 31, recently confi...

 

Jessica Alba is Back Down to her Sin City Weight. Almost.

2008-07-11

For Jessica Alba the baby weight is almost off and she's ready to strip down for 'Sin City 2. But she says her pregnancy agreed with her and she never felt less sexy than when she was carrying the baby. Alba to U.K. edition of Cosmopolitan: I wouldn't hav...

 

Jose Canseco Says HE Was Madonna's First Batter Up

2008-07-11

Who knew Madonna was such a big baseball fan! Now ex-steroid slugger Jose Canseco has come forth with some juicy gossip and announced that HE, not A-Rod, was the Material Girl's first round draft choice. She wanted to get married and have a child with me...

 

Rupert Grint Off to Belfast to Make Cherry Bomb

2008-07-11

Rupert Grint is currently working in Belfast on a new film titled 'Cherrybomb'. According to an article in Northern Ireland Screen, the plot revolves around two friends who battle over a pretty girl. So the Cherry bomb must refer to the girl - not the gi...

 

Christie Brinkley gets the kids, house in divorce settlement

2008-07-10

Christine Brinkley and Peter Cook reached a settlement early this morning in their highly-publicized divorce. Peter's lawyers quickly pushed for one after a damaging barrage of testimonies. Christie will get full custody of the children and all the real ...

 

A-Rod's stripper mistress comes forward - to support Cynthia (Ha ha!)

2008-07-10

One of A-Rod's stripper mistresses, Candace Houlihan of Boston (above), has come forward with her story about sleeping with the Yankee and supports Cynthia Rodriguez's decision to kick him to the curb. The Boston Herald reports: On A-Rod's divorce: A leo...

 

Madonna begged Jose Canseco to hit a home-run in her uterus

2008-07-10

Apparently Madonna has a thing for married baseball players. Jose Canseco has thrown his hat into the A-Rod fiasco by recounting the time Madonna begged him to knock her up in 1991. Us Weekly reports: She wanted to get married and have a child with me â€...

 

Kelly Ripa is hot (I don't say that enough)

2008-07-10

Kelly Ripa took place in the High Heel-a-Thon in Central Park to benefit the March of Dimes yesterday. Apparently, it's a bunch of women running in heels and ultimately breaking their nose for charity. Sounds cool, but why not just punch each other in th...

 

Pamela Anderson is kind of a hypocrite

2008-07-10

Pamela Anderson partook in some activism while in Australia today. She stopped by a KFC to hand deliver a letter to the corporation citing their abuse of chickens. (I hear they eat them.) Here's an excerpt of the letter from PETA's website: I've been in ...

 

Maria Francisca Perello is internationally bikini-fied

2008-07-10

These are pics of Maria Francisca Perello (a.k.a. Xisca) who is the girlfriend of Spanish tennis star Rafael Nadal. I'm going to go out on a limb and say Maria is hot. That is if having the body of a 15-year-old boy is the cat's pajamas in Spain right no...

 

Rumors: Madonna Got to Third Base With A-Rod

2008-07-10

Madonna issued a subtle statement claiming she is not romantically involved with Alex Rodriguez - which doesn't mean much when you consider that you don't have to be romantic with someone necessarily to be having an affair with them. A-Rod's friends are s...

 

Britney Spears' video details are elevatory

2008-07-10

Britney Spears filmed her video short for Madonna's Sticky & Sweet tour and it''ll reportedly be shown at the opening of each show. Nothing like giving ticketgoers a chance to flee in terror before you even perform. Very crafty, Madonna. E! News posted t...

 

Brinkley Divorce Settled: Christie Gets the Kids, Peter Gets the Porn

2008-07-10

According to reports, lawyers for both Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook were thrashing out a divorce settlement until 6:15 this morning, and everyone's got what they wanted. Christie is getting sole custody of her kids. Peter keeps his porn addiction. The...

 

The Beehive Throws Punch At HER OWN Bodyguard

2008-07-10

Amy Winehouse gave her own bodyguard a damn good thrashing which scores as her third fistfight in two weeks. The Daily Mail reports: Returning home from the Good Mixer, one of her regular Camden haunts, Amy hit her waiting bodyguard directly in the face l...

 

It's Elementary: Robert Downey Jr is Sherlock Holmes

2008-07-10

Great news for Sherlock Holmes and Robert Downey Jr fans: the Iron Man actor will don the funny hat, the pipe, the drug habit and the accent to play the great Victorian detective. The bad news is: the movie will be directed by Guy Richie. This might be a ...

 

A-Rod: 'Madonna is my f---ing soulmate'

2008-07-10

It doesn't seem like enough of A-Rod's friends can come out of the woodwork and profess how deeply he loved Madonna. One buddy recalls having dinner with the New York Yankee who kept texting someone and laughing like a schoolboy, according to Us Weekly: ...

 

Lenny Kravitz pissed he got dragged into A-Rod fiasco

2008-07-09

Lenny Kravitz is pissed that he ended up tied into A-Rod's divorce and blames his ex-manager Guy Oseary. Guy manages Madonna and A-Rod and was fired by Lenny two weeks ago when he learned Guy had a publicity stunt cooked up, according to Page Six: Romero...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears: Let the baby pimpin' begin!

2008-07-09

Jamie Lynn Spears just squeezed little Maddie Briann out, and already the pimping has begun. Although, everyone knows her mom Lynne sold the photo rights to OK! Magazine the minute she saw the ultrasound. Apparently, OK! likes their baby photos to have t...

 

Britney Spears cleans up for Madonna video

2008-07-09

Britney Spears fixed herself up last night so she wouldn't look like, well, Britney Spears in the video she's shooting for Madonna's upcoming tour. Her hair has definitely come a long way from the Predator days of yore/January. But somebody has to do som...

 

Brooke Hogan knows how to promote a show (Read: This post has boobies.)

2008-07-09

Brooke Hogan's new reality show Brooke Knows Best debuts on Sunday, and she's busting her Adam's apple promoting the pilot. She did the always stalwart bikini posing in Miami except the photographer got a little too close to her bad side (i.e. the face.)...

 

Celine Dion in a bikini (Oh yeah, this is happening.)

2008-07-09

Celine Dion is on vacation in France where she's developed a habit of parading around her balcony in a new swimsuit each hour. (Ha ha, old people.) Now, I know I swore an oath to always post pictures of celebs in bikinis no matter who they are, but halfw...

 

Amy Winehouse might have a drinking problem

2008-07-09

These are shots of Amy Winehouse going on a one-beehive bar tour immediately after leaving a drug and alcohol abuse center. Obviously, they have a very effective program. No, really, I'm serious. She actually used the door this time instead of bursting t...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears: "I Had a Perfect Pregnancy"

2008-07-09

Jamie Lynn Spears is keeping it real and sounding upbeat about being a teen mom and says she looks forward to the day when she's an actively involved soccer mom. Mm-kay. She was probably more thrilled at the coin OK! laid out to her ($1 million!) when she...

 

Matthew McConaughey reads The Bible?

2008-07-09

Matthew McConaughey astounds me yet again by typing people words and claiming to have knowledge of The Bible. Here's his latest blog entry explaining how he chose Levi Alves McConaughey for his newborn son's name. I'm going to assume somebody ate a handf...

 

Elvira Boinked by Tom Jones. Needed Stitches Afterwards.

2008-07-09

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, who goes by the name Cassandra Peterson in civilian life, offered forth some most excellent gossip on herself recently when she revealed she was de-flowered by the Welsh singer and womanizer Tom Jones. She reveals she was sti...

 

The Val Kilmer Take On Ugly Tattoos

2008-07-09

Val Kilmer came across a guy who told him what it was like to slap on a tattoo - forever. He told Val that a tattoo was like wearing the same dirty T-shirt every day. For the rest of your life. That's what one co-worker likened his own skin art to when th...

 

Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox Are Still Tight

2008-07-09

There's a rumor floating about that Transformers star Megan Fox is done with Brian Austin Green because she said something like she wasn't ready for marriage yet. Well, duh. She's only 22. Plenty of time. Meanwhile, in a recent interview with TV Guide. BA...

 

Nicole Kidman chose the name 'Sunday Rose' to piss off Tom Cruise (Neat.)

2008-07-09

Nicole Kidman gave birth to a little girl on Monday and stuck her with the curious moniker of Sunday Rose. But why? If you're like me, you haven't been able to shit thinking up reasons. Yes, that's how serious I take this job. (Or eat too much cheese.) A...

 

A-Rod's wife blew $100G before filing for divorce

2008-07-08

Cynthia Rodriguez decided a simple financially-crippling divorce wasn't enough to pay A-Rod back for spelunking Madonna's dusty tomb. So, last week Cynthia took off to Paris and dropped a hundred grand on his credit cards then started spreading rumors sh...

 

Britney Spears filming segment for Madonna's tour

2008-07-08

Britney Spears is going on tour with Madonna. But in a safe, videotaped format where concertgoers will be sequestered from her cooch and therefore less likely to demand a refund. People reports: Britney is going to film something for Madonna's show in th...

 

Cheryl Burke wears a bikini again

2008-07-08

Cheryl Burke of ABC's Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and let's say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me: I have no c...

 

Jenny McCarthy's still got it (I think)

2008-07-08

Yesterday, all the hub-bub was Jim Carrey walking around in Jenny McCarthy's bathing suit, and I didn't think twice about it. But then, using my superior skills at investigative journalism, I discovered that Jenny McCarthy herself also wore the bathing s...

 

Amy Winehouse addicted to tanning booths? Okay, sure

2008-07-08

Amy Winehouse has a new addiction: tanning! Of course, you couldn't tell by looking at her, but all I'll say is: crack. Amy's friends are concerned because she's not only spending way too much time fake-baking, but also tends to pass the fuck out in the ...

 

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long stop having awkward sex

2008-07-08

Sad news, folks. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up. Who? Exactly. Us Magazine reports: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. They are still friends, a source close to Barrymore tells Us. Okay, le...

 

Nicole Richie Has Her First "Real Parent Moment"; Regrets DUI

2008-07-08

Nicole Richie says she regrets her DUI conviction -- and is haunted by the thought that she could have killed someone. Now a mom to 5-month-old Harlow, Richie explains, We were watching the news once and they happened to be talking about drunk drivers. Th...

 

McConaughey Junior Arrives Shirtless, Ready to Beat the Bongos

2008-07-08

Hollywood's most buff and strapping sexy star, Matthew McConaughey, and his girlfriend, Camila Alves, welcomed a newborn son last night, who presumably arrived in the world butt naked and ready to take up his role as mini-Matt. The lil guy was born at 6:2...

 

Kanye West Deals With Anger By Ranting on His Blog

2008-07-08

Kanye West is slamming back at reports that it's been suggested he attend anger management classes by blowing up posting an angry a thoughtful message on his website saying, If anything, I need anger enhancement! LOL!! According to The Sun, a source said,...

 

Sting to Pete Doherty: Don't Stand So Close (To My Daughter)

2008-07-08

Rocker Sting is reportedly livid that his beautiful teenage daughter Coco Sumner, 17, shared a tent with bloated douche junkie Pete Doherty, 29, at the Glastonbury festival. An onlooker reported: 'I was standing next to Coco's tent after Pete had played h...

 

Nicole Kidman has babies coming out of her vagina!

2008-07-07

Nicole Kidman, who I completely forgot was pregnant, gave birth to baby girl Sunday Rose Kidman Urban this morning. This is Nicole's first child and Keith Urban's as well. Her two children with Tom Cruise are adopted and creepy Scientologists, so they do...

 

Jennifer Lopez wears a bikini, displays that which her Mama gave her

2008-07-07

After seeing these pics of Jennifer Lopez wearing a bikini in Italy, I think it goes without saying that she needs to challenge Kim Kardashian to an Ass Off. You know, settle things once and for all. To be honest, I don't exactly know what they'd have to...

 

Kim Kardashian demonstrates how to become famous

2008-07-07

Here's Kim Kardashian outside a nail salon yesterday in a candid shot that forces me not to question her existence for once. Also, scope out the freaking size of Kim's purse. Clearly, it's a protective shield for her ass. I bet she's got at least a sofa ...

 

Mini-Me's ex breaks the silence on making amateur midget porn: A woman's journey

2008-07-07

Cashing in while the iron's hot, Verne Mini-Me Troyer's ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider sat down for an interview with News of the World to openly discuss the couple's sex life. I will never, ever in my entire life write anything as funn...

 

Madonna: 'I'm not getting a divorce like that sucker A-Rod' (BURN!)

2008-07-07

While A-Rod's marriage falls apart, Madonna decided it'd be a good time to issue a statement to People letting everyone know she's going to stick with Guy Ritchie. She also apparently decided it'd be a good time to look like the bad guy from Hellboy II. ...

 
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