Posted by Photo Boy - Rihanna‘s ass-play might not see a stage for an entire year. - It doesn’t get much better than an elderly smack-down. - The list of reasons for hating skinny Jonah Hill keeps growing. - Who the hell is buying Paris Hil...

Not Fair hitmaker Lily Allen has reportedly given birth to her first child, and it's a girl! The British singer and her husband Sam Cooper welcomed their baby into the world last Friday, although her spokesperson refused to make any comments....

While celebrating her 19th birthday last week, Miley Cyrus received a Bob Marley cake from Kelly Osbourne (Apparently they’re friends which tells you all you need to know here.) and thanks to her shitty choice in friends, The Daily obtained a vid...

Rather than dole these out throughout the course of the day, here’s a goddamn breakfast bonanza of Bikini Photos featuring George Clooney‘s public girlfriend Stacy Keibler, George Clooney’s secret girlfriend Cindy Crawford, George Clo...

Seen here volunteering at the LA Mission for reasons I’m willing to accept have nothing to do with her divorce exposing her as a cash-hungry cuntbag woven from the finest whore-hair (Read: Hello, black penis.), Kim Kardashian and her puppet maste...

According to RadarOnline, Hollywood diva Jennifer Lopez has spent Thanksgiving with her new toy boy Casper Smart. ...

According to 48-year-old singer Seal, the key to a happy, successful marriage is having fun. The star – who has been married to model Heidi Klum for six years now and with whom he raises four children – says their marriage has lasted so long because t...

According to reports, Twilight Saga star Kristen Stewart is secretly admiring Angelina Jolie, and she actually chose the Salt actress as her role model....

According to the latest reports, Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton still has feelings for his ex-girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger and wants to rekindle their romance....

“Whadda ya mean they ain’t got fritters?” Here’s Miley Cyrus outside a tattoo laser removal center yesterday because apparently she took a good look at her mom and realized she’s on a collision course with Bret MichaelR...

Yesterday we got to see Reese Witherspoon with her fly unzipped, and now we’re treated to a shot of her massive cameltoe that I’m genuinely surprised isn’t devouring small women and children in its wake. So at this rate, we should all...

Posted by Photo Boy - Jimmy Fallon is a talentless pussy. That’s literally the nicest thing I could think to say about this. Read More ... ...

While Courtney Stodden‘s thankful for silicone, lax child marriage laws and an absentee father robbing her of the self-esteem she needed to grow up as a well-adjusted adult, all (two) of us at The Superficial are thankful that 90% of you are alre...

“Now there’s a tender holiday moment.” – Jerry Sandusky Welcome to a Thanksgiving Eve edition of The Crap We Missed where I’m not going to lie to you, we seriously scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard to eek out this p...

Seen here pretending she didn’t tip off the paparazzi so she can pretend she doesn’t want to her picture taken, Kim Kardashian has apparently been placed on a “media lockdown” by Kris Jenner who honestly believes limiting Kim...

According to Us Weekly, Miley Cyrus' best friend Kelly Osbourne organized a huge birthday bash for the former Hannah Montana star. It appears Kelly rented out Beacher's Madhouse inside the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel to treat her 19-year-old friend for her ...

According to Closer magazine, Heidi Klum and her husband Seal are reportedly planning to adopt. The couple, who already raise four children together, got the idea of adoption from their friend Sandra Bullock, who adopted her 18-month-old son Louis....

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When you’re pregnant, the amount of things that can go wrong are so terrifying and depressing that to mention them here would kill all the jokes I’m going to make about Jessica Simpson suffering through what has to be the worst possible new...

Despite a very messy and public divorce where Jennifer Lopez‘s people immediately started trashing Marc Anthony in the press, the two of them recently hooked up at a Puerto Rican hotel while filming their talent competition show. Probably because...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time. If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not...

Let me just preface this post by saying absolutely nothing you’re about to read happened. Not a goddamn thing. Entirely horseshit. Us Weekly reports: After lavishly tying the knot Aug. 20, Kardashian’s hubby soaked up the perks of being mar...

Oh, good, Pinkberry. That’ll break the cycle. Jennifer Love Hewitt drowns her emotions in ice cream and carries around three preselected engagement rings so you don’t propose to her the wrong way, so finding out she got dumped by another bo...

While Reese Witherspoon predictably took the boring, vanilla approach to (almost) flashing her subterranean lair, Lady GaGa, of course, went the exact opposite direction and presented International Emmys with hers. Because nothing says excellence in tr...

Although Robert Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga, is loved by fans all over the world, he thinks his character has flaws and is ugly....

Posted by Photo Boy - Chelsea Handler proves that women will get jealous over other people’s shitty marriages. I’m as shocked as you are. (I’m not.) - Lindsay Lohan probably wasn’t the best choice for a baby-sitter. - Katherine ...

You know who unzips pants all the time? Babies. Here’s Reese Witherspoon leaving Brentwood Country Mart yesterday where my keen investigative skills inform me she peed at some point and forgot to zip her pants. Don’t ask me how I know, but ...

According to reports, Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga, had to keep a swear jar on the set of the last movie in the vampire franchise in order to cut her bad habits....

Katy Perry wants to clear up all those pregnancy rumors I like to believe I started because The Superficial is the preferred news source of Air Force One. (Made-up fact. Or so the government wants you to think…) So, here she is making sure everyo...

Seen here wearing pink underwear while taking Selena Gomez to a romantic lunch at IHOP yesterday – God, this kid has moves. – Justin Bieber has graciously supplied a lab with his DNA, last seen glowing maplely in a Petri dish before feeding...

Shortly before their inevitable divorce was announced, Ashton Kutcher reportedly bought Demi Moore a $100,000+ Lexus to save their marriage which is stupid because it’s not like she can’t buy one herself. Then again, I honestly don’t ...

  Apparently Gossip Girl has been around for 100 episodes without me ever watching one, so here’s Blake Lively and Leighton Meester celebrating that achievement Saturday night while planning their mutual escapes even if it takes leaking na...

Look at that pointy nose and beady little eyes searching for new prey. My God, she’s one of them… January Jones already has a reputation as an ice-cold bitch factory who keeps babies forged in a bed of adultery out of spite only to deny the...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Katy Perry making up for her retro-Candyland whatever-the-fuck outfit, Charlie Sheen either taking a fist to the mouth like it’s a breeze against his cheek or licking the coke off a man’...

 Making good on her word, here’s Mila Kunis graciously attending the Marine Corps Ball Saturday night after agreeing to Sgt. Scott Moore’s YouTube invite that I’m going to try not to mention was a blatant marketing campaign for Fri...

After putting this whole paternity test in his reahview (I have no idea why I used that reference.), a triumphant Justin Bieber brought Selena Gomez to the American Music Awards last night where he’d earlier serenaded her during rehearsals which ...

Posted by Photo Boy - This is considered foreplay to Jennifer Lopez. - Prince Harry just needs to play a little shirtless volleyball and he’ll be right there. - This is what it takes for something positive to be said about Channing Tatum. - Arnol...

According to recent claims in People magazine, the marriage between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher began to fall apart a long time ago and it happened because of many reasons that fuelled skepticism about their relationship....

According to InTouch Weekly magazine, The Client List star Jennifer Love Hewitt is back on the market. Her 27-year-old boyfriend, actor Jarod Einsohn, has reportedly dumped her via text message....

 Here’s Katy Perry(‘s breasts) looking surprisingly awesome at the AMAs last night after what seems like an eternity of weird, pink (breastless) 80s nightmare outfits that make her look pregnant. Except cool those wiener jets because l...

 Once you accuse one celebrity of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all (Tom Bergeron…), so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s show m...

Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While “society” might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture tri...

 Yesterday, when Demi Moore announced she’s divorcing Ashton Kutcher, I joked that him posting his reaction to Chime.In was an opportunistic cash grab seeing as he’s an investor and a social media whorehose. Turns out that was entirely th...

Action-packed day, I know. Here’s January Jones taking her son Xander for his two month check-up, although you wouldn’t know it because she makes the nanny carry the baby ten feet behind her at all times lest someone actually thinks the lit...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Reese Witherspoon trying to intimidate me into thinking she wasn’t pregnant all those times I said she was (NEVER.), Anna Paquin on a boat, the carrot formerly known as Paz de la Huerta and, ...

 Now that Alex Rodriguez is single again, he has no choice but to lounge around his mansion in Miami while tons of women do cartwheels in bikinis. Or at least that’s what it looks like until you realize they’re all built like Schwarzen...

 After a long week of child rape coverage ending with an old-time Hollywood murder mystery, it’s time to get back to what this site does best: Saying women who put on a few pounds are clearly pregnant. So here’s Katy Perry still lookin...

Seen here with girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros whose photos I’m archiving for when she’s found dead, Chris Brown reportedly went fucking bananas on Twitter again yesterday after someone dared to ask him about the night he brutally beat Rihanna bec...

UPDATE: Added video of boat captain Dennis Davern on TODAY point blank saying Robert Wagner did it. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that 90% of you have no idea who I’m talking about, but you’ll sit on my knee and listen or no Wert...

According to the latest reports, 17 Again hunky star Zac Efron has a new leading lady in his life: Emma Roberts — the niece of actress Julia Roberts!...