Here's Miley Cyrus performing at the Honda Center in Anaheim last night, and I can't figure out a legitimate reason for Disney's wholesome, 16 year old cash cow to be grinding her ass against a young man grasping what... ...read full story ...

Eliza Dushku poses for the October/November 2009 Issue of Complex, and I'm sure there's some sort of interview to go along with these pics that I'm not going to bother to read. You see, I've learned a valuable lesson... ...read full story ...

Here's Lil Kim jet skiing in Miami yesterday, and if I were her I'd be walking around a tad more pissed off. I mean, she's probably spent every dollar she's ever made on reconstructive surgery yet she looks like... ...read full story ...

- Kanye West can't be having sex with Amber Rose. Just can't be. [Drunken Stepfather] - Jude Law has a new daughter because apparently paying child support out the ass is his favorite. [PopEater] - Tom Cruise and Cameron... ...read full story ...

Even though Tom Brady essentially confirmed it, here's Gisele Bundchen looking pregnant as hell in Boston today in case there were any doubters. I don't see why they kept this thing such a big secret. People were going to... ...read full story ...

Here's Ashlee Simpson leaving the David Hasselhoff and daughter-attended lingerie show she hosted last night, and maybe I've never noticed this before, but what the hell is going on with her neck? It's like she's constantly bobbing it forward... ...read f...

Chloe Sevigny (Big Love) and Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother) are dating, according to Page Six, and talk about a great match. One of them showed their penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall while the other gave Vincent... ...read full story ...

Jesus. The bad ideas just keep coming in with this wedding. Apparently Joe Francis is hosting Lamar Odom's bachelor party Thursday night. TMZ reports: TMZ has learned Joe Francis is hosting Lamar's swan song to bachelorhood tomorrow at Les... ...read full...

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have filed a $1 million lawsuit against Gawker Media and Mark Ebner for posting the infamous nude video of the couple with Kari Ann Peniche, according to Radar Online: The suit alleges that Ebner... ...read full story ...

Here's Britney Spears outside of Starbucks yesterday which I probably didn't even need to write. It's pretty much implied anytime you see her. That said, looking at her in those boots is really getting me stoked for the end... ...read full story ...

While in India, filming her new movie Eat, Pray, Love, Julia Roberts managed to make locals angry after surrounding herself with 350 security guards. The shooting takes place in a Hindu temple, letting the locals with no place to pray right in the middle ...

- Billy Joel buys finds a new prostitute lady prostitute. [PopEater] - Miley Cyrus wants to be a lawer. [Lainey Gossip] - Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. welcomed a baby girl Saturday but didn't name her Buffy... ...read full story ...

In case you didn't know it by now, Angelina Jolie is normal. The actress insists that, even if she's a star, she's just like any other mother around the world. I am just a dedicated mother and really quite normal, Angelina said. I dedicate my free time to...

Former child actor Mackenzie Phillips reveals in her upcoming memoirs that she had a long-term incestuous relationship with her father John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas, People reports: On the eve of my wedding, my father showed... ...read full sto...

Even if she made a fortune, Taylor Swift doesn't waste her money as most of the young stars do. She's taking into consideration her father's advice: she invests her money and puts most of it in the bank. I don't spend a lot of money. My dad is a financial...

Lindsay Lohan allegedly was acquainted with the suspect arrested for breaking into her house and Audrina Patridge's earlier this year, according to TMZ: Several people who worked with her on the movie Labor Pains -- which was shot last... ...read full sto...

Mischa Barton is about to crazy her way out of a job, according to Page Six: A source on the set of her CW show, The Beautiful Life, says Barton shows up to work so bleary some days that... ...read full story ...

Here's a soaking wet Katy Perry filming the video for Starstrukk by 3OH!3, and it's nice to see a band who grasps the concept that, unless there's a large-breasted woman drenched in water, you're basically wasting film and the... ...read full story ...

Seen here after a return to the mullet of guaranteed loneliness, Kate Gosselin continues pushing the hard sell that she's just your average single mom trying to make ends meet. Even if it means having to host her own... ...read full story ...

Sporting a gray suit and shades, Hugh Jackman picked up his daughter Ava after school yesterday in New York. A female friend once told me seeing men playing with little kids is a huge turn-on for women, so this... ...read full story ...

Now that Jessica Simpson has accepted the fact her dog Daisy was eaten by a coyote, her friends are convinced she's probably going to tailspin into a giant pit of depression which, in all honesty, can't be worse than... ...read full story ...

- Kelly Clarkson loves her giant ass. [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan keeps mixing coke with Twitter. [Lainey Gossip] - Leelee Sobieski is pregnant and exactly two people care about this. One of whom will be maneuvering through a birth... ...read full story ...

If there are people that say paparazzi are ok, Miley Cyrus is not one of them. In one of her recent posts on Twitter, Miley is branding them as creepy and disgusting. Being a paparazzi (sic) is the most disgusting job imaginable, she wrote. ...

Because life's short so you should fill it with as many bad decisions as possible, Khloe Kardashian is really marrying her new boyfriend Lamar Odom this Sunday, according to E! News: Sources confirm the date to E! News and... ...read full story ...

Just in case you weren't convinced Megan Fox's mouth is a never-ending faucet of WTF, here she is explaining to Teen Hollywood how she recently overcame her fear of flying: I developed that (a fear of flying) when I... ...read full story ...

Here's a new Amanda Seyfried (Jennifer's Body, Big Love) photo shoot that's popping up online today and because the Internet is awesome, nobody knows fuck all where it came from including the people who run Amanda's fansite. But notice... ...read full sto...

And it's official: Megan Fox has the box office draw of a ham sandwich. Jennifer's Body debuted this weekend in fifth place with an embarrassing gross of only $6.8 million, according to Box Office Mojo: 1. Cloudy with a... ...read full story ...

Here's Olivia Wilde (House) arriving at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and I would give her every fucking award at that thing regardless of how manly of a punch Jon Hamm would land on my face. I don't... ...read full story ...

Blake Lively arrived at the 61st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards and almost made me forget about Olivia Wilde. Almost. In the meantime, I'd like to take this moment now to declare Blake's chest the Up and Coming Breasts to... ...read full story ...

As legitimate actors with careers attended the Emmy Awards, David Hasselhoff kept it real by sitting at home chugging vodka like it was the goddamn antidote. Unfortunately for him, it ended up being the antidote to not going to... ...read full story ...

Christmas is a magical time and a perfect time to …sell albums.It seems that Susan Boyle and Robbie Williams will go head-to-head in this battle....

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker married in 2007, in France. And it seems that they made the perfect choice since they want to renew their wedding vows. It seems like yesterday, said the Desperate Housewives star. We want to get married again. Our wedding wen...

Let's wrap up The Superficial's Emmy Coverage with a gallery full of losers who weren't good enough to have their post. I don't know about you guys, but I have a hard time getting it up for the Emmys.... ...read full story ...

Cheryl Cole says that she'll never pose nude because she's too classy. Sometimes a beautiful dress is much more sexy than underwear. Have some class. ...

It must've been unbelievably awkward last night for Hayden Panettiere to arrive at the Emmys and see my current obsession Mila Kunis looking better in pretty much every way possible. But, to Hayden's credit, she handled herself with exemplary... ...read f...

When I decided to make an Emmys post featuring the cast of Mad Men, I was immediately faced with a difficult choice. Who should be the top pic: Don Draper himself, Jon Hamm or Joan the office bombshell, Christina... ...read full story ...

- Jon Gosselin's sex appeal is explained with absolutely no mention of a penis wrapped in hundred dollar bills being presented on the back of an ATV. So take it with a grain of salt. [PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow... ...read full story ...

Here's Holly Madison making an appearance at The Sugar Factory in Vegas yesterday, and like any sane person, I'm instantly wary of any candy store that uses a Playmate to reel in customers. OWNER: So, listen, just use your... ...read full story ...

Victoria Beckham agrees that money alone can't make you look stylish. And this may seem a funny thing to hear from the one that is among the worst (and tastelessly) dressed celebrities every year....

Suzanne Somers believes chemotherapy is what really killed Patrick Swayze, according to Page Six: They took a beautiful man and put poison in his body. Somers, who has a book about cancer coming out next month, said: Why couldn't... ...read full story ...

The NYPD removed Lindsay Lohan from the Bowery Hotel in New York last night after she straight flipped her shit outside Samantha Ronson's hotel room. Or what she thought was Samantha's room because gin's a tricky mistress. Hollyscoop reports:... ...read f...

Kim Kardashian did a photo shoot for People in the Bahamas and posted some behind-the-scene shots on her blog. As if you couldn't tell where these were from by the massive watermark and complete lack of butt shots. Listen,... ...read full story ...

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom of the Lakers are reportedly getting married, according to People: It's been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are... ...read full story ...

And The Sad Saga of Jessica Simpson's Missing Dog has finally come to an end. TMZ reports the animal group assisting Jessica in the search of her coyote-snatched Malti-Poo has been called off: Sources close to the situation tell... ...read full story ...

Several female readers have written in to say Megan Fox looks like she's going bald in these pictures taken from the Hot Topic Q&A for Jennifer's Body on Wednesday, and I'm inclined to believe them. But mostly because the... ...read full story ...

And here is the big confirmation: it's OFFICIAL , Avril Lavigne will be single again. Deryck and I have been together for 6-an-a-half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21, Avril wrote on her w...

It's a crime story. But it's also a war story about class warfare. And a vampire movie, with the upper 1 percent feeding off the rest of us. And, of course, it's also a love story. Only it's about... ...read full story ...

British model, Jordan, claims that she was raped by a famous celebrity in London's West End several years ago. Who was the bastard? Everybody asked, even the police. A question without answer, since Jordan does not want to reveal the name. I'm not going t...

- Kelly Clarkson continues to go after Kanye West. Though he shouldn't be concerned until she draws him a piping hot bath with sliced carrots in it. [PopEater] - Paris Hilton might be the reason behind Avril Lavgine's divorce.... ...read full story ...

Here's Taylor Momsen sitting next to Lindsay Lohan at Tuesday's G-Star runway where, unbeknownst to Taylor, Lindsay arrived early and rearranged all the seating cards like somebody who actually has a career that warrants diva behavior. Page Six repo ...re...