Salma Hayek and her billionaire French lover Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement. So she'll probably get to keep the ring and the kid that he fathered last year. Ka-Ching! Hayek, 41, and Pinault, 46, announced their plans to wed in Mar...

Lindsay Lohan attended the Sephora 10 Years of Gorgeous event last night to watch her girlfriend Samantha Ronson deejay. Anybody else starting to get really creeped out by this relationship? It almost seems like Samantha is a gargoyle that hangs on Linds...

Khloe Kardashian reported to the Van Nuys Courthouse to begin serving her jail sentence for violating a probation agreement from her 2007 DUI. And, aww, look, she brought the whole family. Because getting O.J. off the hook wasn't a big enough mockery of ...

Rosario Dawson in a bikini holding a garden hose. I can't think of a better summertime memory. It kind of reminds me of that sweltering August when I opened a Lemonade and Lap Dance stand. I was doing pretty well until the cops shut me down. To this day ...

Salma Hayek and French billionaire guy Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement, according to a statement issued to USA Today: We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be...

Lawyers for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their custody battle. Britney agreed to allowing Kevin full custody of the boys while keeping her visitation intact. More visitation will be granted towards the end of the year, ...

Already touted as one of the best films of 2008, and the best role of Heath Ledger's short life and career, the Batman movie The Dark Knight is highly anticipated to smash all box office records this weekend. Christian Bale is fabulous as the hero Bruce ...

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are expecting their second second. Jen's former Alias co-star Victor Garber confirmed as much to Us Weekly - then later had to deny he said it. But since he spilled the beans, another source has come forward to say she is ...

Michael Lohan has a while to go before he finds out if he really did father a love child. The paternity test has been delayed and awaits a court order to proceed. Michael has admitted to having an affair with Kristi Kaufman who is the mother of the suppo...

The weekend arrest of actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright during an incident at a Shreveport, Louisiana bar was captured on cell phone video, and it's not good. The two were drinking at a wrap party for Oliver Stone's W when they were asked to leave al...

I gotta hand it to you guys: You don't hesitate for a second when I violate the Sacred Bikini Code of posting regardless of age, weight or breastlessness. I received no less than 78 gajillion emails asking why I haven't posted these shots of 63-year-old ...

Ah, yes, I love these special days when Katie Jordan Price dresses up to launch another one of her literary endeavors. Why, you ask? Because I know I'm in for a bag full of retardation. This time around, instead of a homoerotic children's book or a new i...

Hey, everybody! Sarah Jessica Parker had her mole removed which makes her 1/1,000th less abrasive to look at. Yay! Photos: Splash News...

Jessica Alba and her month-old daughter Honor Marie Warren currently grace the cover of the latest issue of OK! Magazine. Check out the details of her birthing process which is probably the biggest pile of fake I've ever read in my life. Next to that tim...

Here's something you don't see everyday: Claire Danes wearing a bikini. She's vacationing in Italy with boyfriend Hugh Dancy, and it looks like she's having a relaxing time tanning, taking pictures and reading a book spread eagle which would be hot if I ...

After dropping out of the Emmy race and announcing she wasn't given the material to warrant a nomination, Katherine Heigl basically shit in the corn flakes of the Grey's Anatomy writers. And now they're striking back: *Spoiler Alert* HER CHARACTER GETS A...

R&B Prince Chris Brown says he's going to always keep the media guessing about his love life with Rihanna. He tells Wenn, Nobody wants to focus on what's positive, they want to know about my personal life. Every interview I do, they're like, 'So, how are ...

Hollywood's biggest ego Katherine Heigl announced last month that she wasn't worthy of an Emmy nod because of the craptastic scripts given to her by Grey's Anatomy writers last season. Well, the stupid cow is about to learn - you NEVER piss off a writer! ...

Mariah Carey could be calling Las Vegas her home for the next three years (you hear that, Nick?) if reports are true that she's been offered $100 million for a three-year deal to perform nightly at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino. According to Star...

Bret Michaels and Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2, have broken up. I guess every rose does have its thorn. And that thorn is made of total manufactured bullshit needed to launch a third season of Bret's reality show. People reports: Lake, who re...

Kim Kardashian's mom has been pushing for Kim to lose weight, and now so is her boyfriend Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints. Nothing like getting it from all sides. (Pun intended.) Page Six reports: He's been pushing her to work out hard, said our so...

Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top and bra, according to the AP: Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings ...

Hayden Panettiere (seen here at last night's ESPY awards) dropped her new music video Wake Up Call today, and I'll be the first to admit the song is fucking clown shoes. That said, I definitely saw Hayden's panties in the video, so who do I speak to abou...

Britney Spears is in the studio working on her new album with a team of top-notch producers and songwriters, according to her manager Larry Rudolph. He also shared the following insights on Britney's creative process with People: She's like, 'I want to g...

Grissom gone?? According to a new report, this season's 10th episode will be the last for William Peterson helming the CSI crew in Las Vegas, at least as a full-time series regular. Billy is leaving, confirms the show's executive producer, Carol Mendelsoh...

Let me a take a stab at what's going on here: Paris Hilton's magical bra, which in defiance of God's Will makes her appear to have cleavage, is running low on unicorn tears. That, or her breasts are made of slowly melting ice cream. The flavor? Ben & Jer...

Lindsay Lohan is on the straight and narrow, according to the judge presiding over her probation case stemming from last year's misdemeanor charges. Nothing like seeing a veritable booze tornado defy all odds and become a lesbian. *sniff* She was one of ...

Eva Mendes told Interview magazine that she had taken to carrying a knife while filming 'Training Day' in 2001 because, at the time, it made her feel empowered. That and she was afraid of over-enthusiastic fans excited about her nude scenes. That was m...

It's been speculated that pop tart Britney Spears took one look at her newborn niece Maddie last month, realized her 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn was a new mom to a little girl, and had some kind of mental or emotional breakdown. She cut short her trip ...

Former UFC champ Quinton Rampage Jackson was arrested yesterday after hitting a whole bunch of cars while attempting to elude police in Costa Mesa, Calif. In case you missed the headline, Rampage was driving a massive camoflauged Ford F-250 that kind of ...

And it's time to expatriate. Apparently, Heidi Montag is a political force worthy of entertaining lunch with John McCain's daughter Meghan. The two met yesterday at the Ivy where Meghan tried her best to wish herself into her cell phone. I'm pretty sure,...

These are promotional shots for Paris Hilton's new hair extension line DreamCatchers. You can check out the company site here if you absolutely hate your eyes, ears and sense of dignity. In the meantime, I've come up with some slogans to help Paris in he...

Eva Longoria is addressing recent pregnancy rumors that kicked into overdrive after her recent bikini pics while vacationing in Italy were released. Turns out she's allegedly packing on the pounds for the next season of Desperate Housewives which would e...

These are the much ballyhooed photos of Sienna Miller hanging out topless in Portofino, Italy with married actor Balthazar Getty of ABC's Brothers and Sisters. The dude has been denying in the press that he's involved with Sienna, but just in case, his w...

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have quietly thumbed their noses at celebs brokering baby photo deals. Probably not a smart move because I'm pretty sure Angelina Jolie could take Nicole in a fight. In fact, in the sake of research, I'm going to imagine suc...

Kate Moss wanted to get an even tan while boating in Italy and decided to unleash her crazy pointy nipples. Though I guess those things could come in handy at sea. She could always spear some sea bass or scrape barnacles off the hull. Nautical stuff. No,...

Khloe Kardashian (Swamp Thing above who should avoid being photographed next to Kourtney) apparently was picked up for DUI last year but managed to keep it out of the press. That is until she decided not to do any of her community service or enroll in al...

Every once in a while, it's nice to see a celeb not act like a complete douche bandit. In this case, Batman himself Christian Bale, who took the time to sign a shitload of autographs for fans that approached him and his wife in Manhattan. Which is pretty...

Sienna Miller was recently photographed topless and snogging Balthazar Getty in Italy over the weekend so it's looking pretty obvious that the two are an item. According to reports, the stalking actress has been living with Getty for a month - even thoug...

During an episode of MTV Cribs, Bow Wow was showing off his pad in Miami along with a bunch of his cars in the driveway. But a car website got their panties in a bunch when the noticed the 21-year-old rapper's pimped out rides - a Bentley, a Lambo, and a ...

Angelina Jolie's babies are fresh out of the womb and already their pictures have become the holy grail of tabloid journalism. While Jamie Lynn Spears and Jessica Alba netted $1 million for their spawn, Angelina's twins are about to wreck some shit. Some...

Apparently, performing in lingerie wasn't enough for Brooke Hogan. No, she had to continue her promotional tour of cleavage and get her bikini on today with Hulk's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel. You know, the one that looks just like Brooke but add 40 yea...

Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men) was arrested early Saturday morning at a bar in Shreveport, Louisiana. Josh, along with his W co-star Jeffrey Wright and some crew members, were apparently asked to leave the bar and refused to go. The cops were calle...

If the Earth started to feel a little more crowded this weekend, that's because Angelina Jolie birthed her twins, a boy Knox Leon and a girl Vivienne Marcheline, late Saturday night. Compared to their siblings, these two got off easy in the name departme...

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have officially split, according to Vanity Fair.com: Kimmel's rep Lewis Kay and Silverman's rep Amy Zvi both confirmed that Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and issued a joint statement that Jimmy and Sarah have and w...

Josh Brolin was arrested early Saturday morning at a bar in Shreveport, Louisiana. Josh, who is playing the part of George Bush in Oliver Stone's film 'W', along with his W co-star Jeffrey Wright and some crew members, were apparently at the Stray Cat bar...

Brooke Hogan performed at a Miami nightclub for the premiere of her new show Brooke Knows Best. Brooke was scantily clad in lingerie and backed up by the Knockout Girls who seem to perform in nothing but bras and panties. So, basically, we're talking abo...

Who is behind Miley Cyrus' latest photo scandal? Could it be ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas? Is he tired of her sending the constant barrage of saucy shots of herself? Or is her email really that open to hackers? The 15-year-old Disney star is once again the sub...

Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone stopped by Good Morning America today to talk about his new tell-all book about growing up with famous sister. He dismissed tabloid rumors that Madonna had an affair with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez: First of all ...

Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony are willing to pay a nanny $9000/month - that $2,250 a week - to take care of 4 1/2 month old twins Max and Emme. The couple claims they don't hire nannies and do the work themselves - but the problem may be that the ...