Heather Mills, the gold-digging ex-wife of Paul McCartney, is a bitch to work for. After four years, her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit working for the, uh, whatever the hell Heather does, and had the following to say to Extra: After working for Heath...

Kim Kardashian addressed the rumors that she'll appear on the next season of ABC's Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully, the stage is being reinforced using NASA technology, or a bunch of celebrities that time forgot will meet an untimely doom. People repor...

Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I'd pour it on my cereal. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm sure it's somet...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's French chateau was invaded by camo-wearing paparazzi. The two men Rambo'd there way onto the grounds - only to get their shit wrecked by Pitt-Jolie security guards. BOFF! POW! CAMERA IN THE ASS! The AP reports: Police spoke...

Heidi and Spencer love to take everyday events and turn them into photo shoots so fucking retarded, you'll swear you've been huffing paint all morning. Here some hapless realtor is forced to take part in their shenanigans. But, then again, this man has n...

The teen vampire tale Twilight won't hit the big screen until December, but fans of the book series were in a frenzy to see the cast at Comic Con. Hundreds camped overnight outside the San Diego Convention Center for a chance to see the first previews and...

50 Cent is suing the Taco Bell cuz he says the fast food chain stole his identity for an advertising campaign. The ads he's talking about features the star's name being mentioned in a voice over telling him he should change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or...

Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid's movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to...

We're very aware of the popup problem and we're doing our best to figure out where the hell they're coming from. We've got a set of detectives sleuthing around so hopefully we'll get this figured out soon. Trust us, nobody hates popups more than we do. If...

Angelina Jolie wasn't knocked up with twins by way of Brad Pitt's penis. Instead, she went with in vitro fertilization because nobody puts Angelina in a corner, not even nature! Unless nature looks like Billy Bob Thornton then maybe. Us Weekly reports: T...

Brooke Hogan really hates her mom. A months-old legal document leaked today that alleges Hulk was physically and verbally abusive to his wife Linda. Brooke signed the statement, but now regrets doing so after she learned all the facts. She says her mothe...

Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She's even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she's getting pulled into the investigation after her priva...

Tony Romo is apparently the driving force behind Jessica Simpson's already failed attempt to crossover to country music. While what small semblance of a music career she has left is being drowned in twang, Tony also wants to see his lady pack on the poun...

Christian Bale's sister reportedly asked him for £100,000 (roughly $200,000) to help support her children. When he said No, she decided to make some remarks about his wife causing a confrontation that, according to The Sun, did include pushing and shovi...

Lauren Conrad's neighbors would like to see her and Audrina Patridge relocate sooner rather than later. Preferably somewhere where bombs are tested. Production for The Hills is making life goddamn ridiculous for people on the girls' street. Radar Online ...

R&B heart throb Chris Brown is teaming up with Survivor and Apprentice producer Mark Burnett to create a new dance competition TV show. Chris' show won't be paso doblo mamba rumba samba tango cha cha cha - it'll be hip-hop and street dance. Dancing is mor...

Sienna Miller was basically labeled a homewrecker after topless photos of her on vacation with Balthazar Getty emerged. It also didn't help that Balthazar waited a week to announce he was separated from his wife at the time. So, Sienna is looking to cash...

Ferris Bueller star Matthew Broderick is having an affair (allegedly) with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar. Spies ID'd the star as having been seen with his girlfriend numerous times while his lovely wife, Sarah Jessica Parker - who JUST ha...

Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis Why couldn't you have had a wax baby? I want...

Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she's actually considering doing it! I don't know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that's right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports: Brooke Hogan h...

These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she's just in a bikini. It's basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I'll fight to the dea...

Matthew McConaughey's longtime girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to their son Levi Alves McConaughey on July 7, and two weeks later, they popped him on the cover of OK! Magazine for a cool $3 mil. Thankfully, unlike the Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn bulls...

Matthew Broderick is allegedly having an affair with a 25-year-old youth counselor he met at a bar earlier this year. Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the two together numerous times while Sarah Jessica Parker was in LA filming Sex and the City: The Movie...

Frances Bean Cobain, the 15-year-old daughter of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain (she totally has her father's eyes) and walking trainwreck Courtney Love, is the new summer aide at Rolling Stone. She landed the coveted internship at the magazine be...

Christian Bale is reportedly suffering depression from strains in his marriage and the death of Heath Ledger that's hitting home with The Dark Knight now the biggest thing since sliced bread that lives in a cave. According to a close friend of Christian,...

Nick Hogan/Bollea turns 18 on Sunday, and it looks like he's all set to receive a special birthday corn-holing. Dreams do come true! TMZ reports: Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility...

Kourtney Kardashian, the oldest sister who doesn't maintain a steady diet of an entire yak, flashed her panties yesterday while having lunch with her boyfriend in New York City. While these pictures look conclusive, I know this family's propensity for bu...

Christian Bale was picked up by Scotland Yard this morning after his mother and sister claimed he assaulted them in his London hotel room Sunday night. Police didn't arrest Christian for questioning yesterday because of The Dark Knight premiere. Also, he...

Kim Kardashian really is working on her figure like her mom, Reggie Bush and the entire Internet wants. Then again she's a Kardashian, so this is most likely an elaborate ruse. She probably changed/crowbarred herself into workout clothes once she saw the...

Natalie Portman plays a Bollywood princess in the video for her boyfriend Devendra Banhart's new single Carmensita. WARNING: I hope you like pubes and talks of sacred teats. That said, this thing kicks the shit out of the Star Wars prequels, but then aga...

Some dude is claiming he has hidden camera footage of Madonna and A-Rod in a Manhattan apartment having, what can only be described as, the grossest sex of all time. He's demanding a ton of cash for the video and Madonna's lawyers are aware of the guy's ...

At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America's favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year's Christmas card. Spencer te...

Sports model Gabrielle Reece is seen here vacationing in St. Tropez, France with husband surf guru Laird John Hamilton. I can tell Gabrielle just had a baby - and not because she's holding one. (Okay, that helped.) In the meantime, ladies, if you want an...

Actor Christian Bale, 34, was arrested after an incident in which his own mother and sister had reported him to police. The alleged incident was believed to have taken place on Sunday night at the Dorchester Hotel where Bale is staying. His mother Jenny, ...

After photos of him and a topless Sienna Miller emerged, actor Balthazar Getty decided to wait a full week to announce he and his wife have been separated. Maybe he digs the asshole vibe, I dunno. Here's the statement Balthazar issued to the press via Us...

Will Kim Kardashian be the latest socialite to join the hit TV show Dancing With The Stars? The famous for being friends with Paris Hilton chick and girlfriend of Reggie Bush is reportedly in talks with network executives to appear on the talent contest, ...

The Mouse House's Miley Cyrus may just be 15 years old but she is anxious to be done with childhood and move on to move adult things - liked taking off all her clothes in a movie. The Hannah Montana star is rumored to be interested in the lead role in Und...

'Brothers and Sisters' actor Balthazar Getty has fessed up to what we already know - that his marriage is over and he's doesn't seem to care if the paps snap him frolicking in public with a semi naked skank named Sienna Miller. What was he thinking? He s...

I'm not saying we're the best designers in the world, but being able to make what we like, that would be so cool, oldest bro Kevin Jonas, 20, told E Online! at the FNMTV Premieres. We love dressing up and putting on different kinds of clothes. Mm-kay. But...

Spanish actress Ana Obregón hit the beach in Miami and it looks like she's joined by Jack from Will & Grace. (Okay, not really.) David Beckham allegedly tapped Ana's 56-year-old ass which earned her the nickname Geriatric Barbie from Victoria Beckham. N...

There's been a lot of finger pointing at Alex A-Rod Rodriguez's extramarital activities (possibly in or around Madonna's vagina) as the cause of his divorce. But guess again! According to his close friends, it was all Cynthia's fault. GASP! NY Daily News...

Here are pics of model/actress Cindy Taylor (Burn Notice) at the Ed Hardy 2009 Swimwear fashion show. I thought we could all use something to cleanse our palates after the Khloe Kardashian post. Hopefully, these work for you guys, because I'm heavily con...

Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in prison today for bribing a pub owner he assaulted and then attempted to bribe to shut him up, according to the Daily Mail: Judge David Radford told Fielder-Civil he had behaved in ...

If Khloe Kardashian has a publicist, and we live in a cruel enough world for that to be true, he/she no doubt had a coronary after Khloe decided to talk to Ryan Seacrest about her excruciating three hours dealing with the legal system. Khloe cited the fo...

Whatever Jessica Simpson was selling - these country music fans weren't buying it. The blonde airhead was roundly boo'd during her first performance since announcing she was returning to her first love - country music - something even diehard fans of the ...

Khloe Kardashian checked out The Dark Knight at The Grove Saturday and enjoyed the general bliss that comes from ducking 30 days in jail for DUI. I can tell by the remorseful look on her face, Khloe's learned a lesson: Kardashians make the law their bitc...

Seth Rogen does need much acting skill for his new stoner movie Pineapple Express - he'll just fall back on his old self from his pot smoking days of youth. I smoked a lot of weed growing up and that was kind of one of the funny things about this movie in...

Tom Cruise is preparing to sing an encore to You've Lost that Lovin' Feeling two decades after his wingman Goose died. According to reports, he was reportedly approached to star in a sequel to the 1986 hit movie 'Top Gun'. The story line? The 46-year-old...

DMX must love getting arrested. He was picked up Saturday at a Phoenix mall on suspicion that he gave a hospital a fake name and social to duck paying for his visit, according to the AP: Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said that when DMX, whose real n...

Britney Spears surprised guests by showing up to the Generation Rescue autism fundraiser thrown by Jenny McCarthy. Nobody knows how or why Britney was there. Until they remembered Jim Carrey sprang for a custom burrito bar. Of course! At that point, ever...