Apparently Ke$ha has the Internet because here she is at Bondi Beach yesterday covering her 48-year-old body with a Pixies T-shirt while simultaneously mugging for the paparazzi. Which is practically an oxymoron until you realize Ke$ha just assumes ...re...

To the surprise of absolutely no one familiar with prostitution, Michelle Bombshell McGee rode Jesse James hog to make a better life for her family. RadarOnline reports: And the way Bombshell is making a better life for her family... ...read full story ...

Jesse James settled a sexual harassment lawsuit out of court with a West Coast shopper employee who apparently blew him while he was still with Sandra Bullock in 2007. TMZ reports: The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse.... ...read full story...

Here's Ke$ha at Bondi Beach yesterday even though I didn't recognize her without five pounds of trying to look like Lady GaGa on her face. Also, I figured someone who talks a lot of shit about other female artists... ...read full story ...

- Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner in A Horrible Fucking Idea. [Dlisted] - The Brangelina Babies: Marvel at our future overlords. [Lainey Gossip] - Christina Aguilera is a cock-tease. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Jesse James to Tiger Woods:.. ...re...

You know what's great about all these Shauna Sand photos I've posted on the site? In five years I can just change the heading to Heidi Montag in a Bikini and repost them all without anyone knowing. Even Heidi... ...read full story ...

Tiger Woods reportedly got to LeAnn Rimes before she married Dean Sheremet in 2002, according to Us Weekly: They hooked up and everything, the source tells Us. Tiger was really into her. He likes those blondes! Alas, Rimes' dad... ...read full story ...

Here's Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica) filming the Hawaii Five-0 reboot this week and I think it's safe to say this will be the greatest television experience since that time I watched an episode of Lost on shrooms and realized... ...read full story ...

RECORD EXEC. #1: What'd you pull out of the hat? RECORD EXEC. #2: Mexican. You? RECORD EXEC. #1: Wizard. RECORD EXEC. #2: I'll make the call. Scope Out (16) Pics of Ke$ha After the Jump Photos: Pacific Coast News,... ...read full story ...

Because pretending there's a bomb on a bus together is a bond that can never be broken, Us Magazine caught up with Keanu Reeves to see if he had any words of encouragement for the soon-divorced Sandra Bullock: Asked... ...read full story ...

British actor Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight film franchise, says he has such a poor memory that he needs someone to feed him his lines when he's filming....

Showing almost exactly the same amount of skin as her Playboy spread, here's Olivia Munn in the April/May issue of Complex which finally caters to the People Who Want to Bang the Entire Cast of Bambi demographic. There's more... ...read full story ...

E! News has confirmed rumors that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up again: While Kim's in South Beach shooting the second season of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami for three weeks, Reggie's been out and about on the... ...read full story ...

While the rest of the celebrity world prepares to tackle the ongoing sagas of Golfy McAnalTexts and Motorcycle Nazi-Fucker, I thought I'd start things off with Kim Kardashian trying to pretend she has no idea how all these paparazzi... ...read full story ...

- Janet Jackson either solved the secret of reverse aging or is the only Jackson who didn't go to Mexico for a new face. [Lainey Gossip] - Lindsay Lohan is designed Ed Hardy handbags now which actually makes all... ...read full story ...

This is Devon James, the latest mistress to come forward and say she had an affair with Tiger Woods, according to RadarOnline. But let's not act like finding out Tiger banged another porn star even qualifies as news anymore,... ...read full story ...

After frightening the entire modern world with her nipples, someone on Team Britney managed to get her in a bra yesterday which probably explains the bruises and why she's knocking back a Starbucks with two smokes. Because containing Britney... ...read fu...

Here's Audrina Patridge leaving a Maxim photoshoot yesterday because nobody cares about anything but her breasts. On that note, is it me, or do they look bigger? I'm not saying she had more work done, but we should probably... ...read full story ...

Here's Mila Kunis in the April 2010 issue of GQ and for those of you wondering how she can be so goddamn hot, I figured it out: It's God's way of repaying Macaulay Culkin for letting Michael Jackson touch... ...read full story ...

And the love affair with gas stations is back. Here's Britney Spears stopping for a Fanta over the weekend while brandishing probably the hardest nipples I've ever seen on her. Seriously, it's a goddamn miracle no one lost an... ...read full story ...

- Jennifer Love Hewitt and the first time I read the words cum dust. [Dlisted] - Avril Lavigne and Deryk Whibley makes some bad decisions together. [Lainey Gossip] - Jake Gyllenhaal beats women? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Betty... ...read full st...

Steven Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment is apparently Satan because I can't come up with a rational explanation for offering to pay off Octomom's house if she does porn. TMZ reports: I can only imagine the anxiety that this must... ...read full story ...

Seen here taking a date to an Oscar party, Simon Monjack is now giving tours of the infamous bathroom where Brittany Murphy died. RadarOnline reports: You're the first people to ever see the infamous bathroom, Simon painfully told RadarOnline.co ...read f...

While Sandra Bullock changes her Facebook status to Single - No, really. - a photo of Jesse James decked out in Nazi attire is currently being shopped around, according to TMZ: We've seen the photo -- which reportedly was... ...read full story ...

Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto is said to have signed a multi-million pound deal to play James Bond's love interest in the 23rd movie of the series, which was approached by director Sam Mendes. The film is set in Afghanistan....

Michael Buble declared he refuses to drink alcohol while he's on tour because he needs to be sharp while he's onstage. The Home singer insists he stays sober during his time on the road to make sure his fans receive the best performance as possible....

Obviously not one to let Jesse James steal his poon thunder, Tiger Woods granted ESPN a five-minute-only interview Sunday night for the sole purpose of repeating his press conference verbatim while making sure everybody knows he banged every single. ...re...

Seen here getting turned away at Trousdale because the other customers have to drink, too, Lindsay Lohan informed Gossip Cop she never texted her dad while he was in the hospital: After reading the Radar story, we contacted Lindsay... ...read full story ...

To the absolute joy of anyone paying taxes in California, Octomom's house is about to be foreclosed due to lack of payments. TMZ reports: As we first reported, Octo didn't make a balloon payment of $450,000 on March 10.... ...read full story ...

- Katherine Heigl blows a chance to remain relevant. [Dlisted] - George Clooney voted for Jeff Bridges at the Oscars. [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian still a ninja at stealthing body fat. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Cindy Margolis... ...read full...

I'm only posting these nude/topless photos of Michelle Bombshell McGee so future generations will know we spent the latter half of March estimating just how many genital sores Jesse James received by having an affair with The World's Tattooiest... ...read...

Jesse James released the following statement to People today apologizing to his family for recent reports of an affair with stripper/porn star Michelle Bombshell McGee (above): The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounde ...read ...

Stephanie Seymour showed some more nipple in St. Bart's yesterday and in the process proceeded to remind us that supermodels are our most precious commodity. I don't really know what that statement means, but if anyone decides to store... ...read full sto...

British actor Jude Law, who starred as Dr. Watson alongside Robert Downey Jr. in the movie directed by Guy Ritchie, admitted he expects a sequel to the blockbuster to be confirmed soon....

Teenage actress/singer Miley Cyrus has recently admitted that her romance with Australian actor Liam Hemsworth is far more serious than her previous relationships with singer Nick Jonas and underwear model Justin Gaston. The 17-year-old star said she's he...

Heidi Montag is going through managers like they're new chins, according to Us Magazine: On Monday, Montag, 23, began shooting a cameo in the comedy Just Go With It, starring Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman. When reached... ...read full s...

The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler wants to know how you'd get back at an ex. I'm usually comfortable just knowing they had to put up with me in the first place, but maybe you guys... ...read full story ...

Apparently Jesse James' penis is a divining rod for crazy because he managed to not only stick it in a heavily-tattooed woman who grew up Amish, she's also a Nazi. TMZ has obtained photos from last year of Michelle... ...read full story ...

As a full-time drunk/part-time appreciator of midgets as props, I can safely say Holly Madison has completely captured the very essence of St. Patrick's Day better than anyone puking into a shamrock hat last night. I'd almost qualify this... ...read full ...

Despite reports of a break-up, Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were spotted shopping together in Beverly Hills yesterday essentially confirming her dad's paying him a shit-ton of money. I mean, there's no way these two are having sex. It'd... ...read ful...

- Miley Cyrus should give lessons to Amanda Seyfried. [Lainey Gossip] - Michelle Bombshell McGee pulls a Joslyn James. Or is it vice versa? [Dlisted] - Padma Lakshmi's baby daddy was apparently a mystery. Until now. [PopEater] - Jessica... ...read full st...

Because hush money doesn't go as far as it used to these days, Joslyn James has launched an entire website dedicated to posting text messages she supposedly received from Tiger Woods during their affair. Here's just a couple samples... ...read full story ...

I honestly don't know if there's anything specifically wrong with Heidi Montag's ass cheeks in these photos, but I do know just posting them here will make her drop another small fortune on surgeries until she looks like a... ...read full story ...

Further confirming reports her husband Jesse James had sex with a walking tattoo, Sandra Bullock has already packed up and left, according to People: The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a... ...read full s...

To the shock of pretty much no one, RadarOnline has discovered Nicole Snooki Polizzi of was charged with selling booze to minors during a party at her house that ended with the drunk driving death of a teenager: Snooki... ...read full story ...

Michael Lohan claims Lindsay sent him a text after learning he suffered a heart attack yesterday, according to RadarOnline: I got a text message from Lindsay which read: 'OMG. Hope you are okay' and my other kids have all... ...read full story ...

- Mackenzie Phillips got ripped off. [Dlisted] - Lady GaGa is goddamn MacGuyer. [Lainey Gossip] - Pamela Anderson's vagina won't stop at shorts. Mark my words. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Jennifer Aniston still doesn't get movie premieres. [ ...re...

Because Jesse James banged this without a condom. I'm not saying all women with tattoos who fuck married man have VD, but I'm also not saying You just got Blind Sided! hasn't become the proper medical term for genital... ...read full story ...

Britney Spears and her agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick are no longer having fried chicken-based sex, according to E! News: They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along, the source says. William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, where Trawic ...read...

Fresh off her Oscar win, Sandra Bullock has essentially confirmed rumors Jesse James cheated on her by pulling out the UK premiere of The Blind Side which Warner Bros. has decided to scrap all together. BBC News reports: Warner... ...read full story ...