Here’s Blake Lively arriving to the set of Gossip Girl yesterday with what looks like a hickey on her neck that more than likely came from Ryan Reynolds. Which probably explains why Scarlett Johansson hates her so much because Ryan never used to ...

Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney is easy-going while Nick Nolte desperately clings to life. - Mindy McCready seems to be doing just fine. - If Gary Oldman gets this, it’s only to make up for snubbing him in The Fifth Element. I’m just s...

Twilight Saga star Taylor Lautner is reportedly going to be immortalized in wax. The actor will have a wax version of himself at Madame Tussauds. The replica will be unveiled in January....

“Our entire marriage was a fraud right down to this prosthetic penis she made me carry all the time. Oh, God, I can still smell the foam rubber…” I want to say I’ve been holding off on covering Kris Humphries seeking an annulmen...

Among reports that Kristen Stewart has become an outcast because of her quirky, relaxed style, here comes the news that she has a new BFF. And she is no one else but her Snow White and the Huntsman co-star Charlize Theron....

Through some sort of holiday magic, somehow both Gwyneth Paltrow AND January Jones made GQ’s list of “The Least Influential People of 2011.” And I say somehow because there’s absolutely zero mention of the time Gwyneth made a pr...

Over the years, there have been a bunch of hilarious “Tom Cruise is a batshit crazy Scientologist” anecdotes: Tom Cruise threatened to “beat the living shit” out of wayward members. Tom Cruise taped a whole bunch of secret confe...

Probably one of my biggest pet peeves is seeing celebrities taking the paparazzi’s picture as if those people don’t work around cameras all fucking day. “Oh, heavens no. Not photography! I’m going back to night school.” Ev...

“Nobody panic, but I’m pretty sure a seam just pop- HIT THE DECK!” Here’s Jessica Simpson with sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli who has absolutely no idea how close he is to getting lodged between his aunt’s rapidly e...

Posted by Photo Boy - Ali Lohan is still denying having plastic surgery. - But Lacey Schwimmer might have a tough time making that case for herself. - Jennifer Lopez‘s not-at-all staged PDA with that kid she’s banging now. - Megan Fox out s...

But he looked so straight… powdering men’s shoulders. Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Demi Moore had rebounded from her divorce with “celebrity groomer” Scott-Vincent Borba who I hope enjoyed all that publicity from bei...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates tes...

According to Touch Weekly magazine, Jennifer Aniston has becoming quite hostile and detached from her boyfriend Justin Theroux, who began to see how egotistical and pretentious the actress can be....

Now that Demi Moore‘s exhausted all of Kaballah’s options in saving her marriage to Ashton Kutcher – I’m genuinely shocked the marital campfire didn’t work. Shocked, I say! – she’s apparently rebounded with ...

“Four score and seven years ago, I ordered the arugula salad. It was delightful.” If you haven’t been anywhere near the Internet in the past 12 hours, Richmond.com posted an insane photo of Daniel Day Lewis (above) eating at Acacia rest...

It seems Twilight co-stars and lovebirds Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won't be spending this Christmas together. According to sources, the couple will be in different locations to celebrate the holidays with their families....

So remember how Kim Kardashian got married then immediately divorced in a massive all-consuming shitstorm of media whore-grabbery that somehow didn’t torpedo the entire Kardashian brand despite being an absolute, blatant scam? Well, Kris Jenner w...

Here’s JWoww promoting her new fragrance at Kmart yesterday, and I honestly don’t know what else to add here because this is basically the equivalent of stumbling upon a dead deer while out hunting. There’s just no sport in it. (Hunte...

There was a big to-do earlier in the month over Natalie Portman being featured on a new PETA postage stamp, so here’s Pamela Anderson who also has her own PETA stamp taking the prestige entirely out of that accomplishment. And if you’re ask...

Earlier in the year, Scientology, a.k.a. Tom Cruise‘s Space Magic, has been plagued by reports of using its members for slave labor, and now comes a report from a woman who claims she was imprisoned on a cruise ship by head Thetan-sucker David Mi...

If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety is going, terrible. It’s going fucking terrible. Probably the worst you could possibly think of it going. Via Independent Woman: Courtney Love has claimed she is Lindsay Lohan's sobriet...

For those of you who wisely stopped paying attention to Charlie Sheen after realizing “Winning!” was more of a manic tic from hooker murder than an actual catchphrase, he’s in Colombia right now which should probably concern anyone ev...

I meant to post these earlier in the week, but I’ve still been in a state of shock after learning January Jones has actual parents and wasn’t chiseled from a glacier. Anyway, here are the Joneses spending time with their new little grandson...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sinead O’Connor quests for The Difficult Brown inside The Matrix, Emily Blunt who can quest for The Difficult Brown in my basement lair whenever the hell she wants and Katie Holmes just sw...

We Bought a Zoo actress Scarlett Johansson has recently revealed she is attracted to bad boys. The 27-year-old star admitted she likes men who challenge authority and are adventurous....

Posted by Photo Boy - Bono has an irrational fear of black female singers. Context? What’s context? - When paying a tattooed tranny $300 to inject shit into your face somehow goes wrong. - Princess Kate‘s uterus might be filled with a futur...

So, true story, last night as I was prepping pics for today, I saw these shots of Kourtney Kardashian and was going to make a joke about her being pregnant to take the heat off Kim’s divorce. So, of course, guess who announced she’s pregnan...

According to People magazine, Kim Kardashian's ex-husband Kris Humphries has decided to request his marriage to be annulled. The sportsman was reportedly left in shock when the socialite filed for divorce last month, after just 72 days of marriage, and he...

Let’s just get the Kardashians out of the way this morning, so we can move onto other topics that haven’t been erotically soiled upon in the pursuit of fame. In a new interview with British GQ, Daniel Craig found himself shitting all over A...

“Alright, Hugh, I look like Jack Nicholson. Can we make love now?” “I’m thinkin’ about it.” In a move that will surely put this issue to rest, Deborah-Lee Furness is shooting down rumors that Hugh Jackman is gay by t...

It’s been a little depressing around here what with all the death and PETA ads actually working – Damn you, activism! *shakes fist* – so here’s Courteney Cox flashing the covering to her batcave in Beverly Hills yesterday which ...

After suffering a stroke in October, there was little news about the condition of comedian Patrice O’Neal, and now we know the reason. His friends at The Opie & Anthony Radio Show announced Patrice died last night: Yes it’s true that our ...

So when I collect my Pulitzer, do I need to wear a tux or do they just ship it to me? Here’s Amanda Seyfried stopping by an animal hospital in Beverly Hills yesterday with her “gay” friend who’s trying so visibly hard to keep up...

When Olivia Munn posed nude for PETA (above) last year, I laughed it off as the blatant, self-serving publicity stunt it still is, especially when she showed up to the unveiling wearing leather boots like a goddamn idiot. Except it turns out the campai...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, and let’s just cut to the chase, how many of you knew about Miss Butt Brazil? Because we literally just found out today, and now somehow the Final Five transformed into a Final Twenty. I don’t ...

Doug Hutchinson might pose for pictures like these in a family-oriented setting, but actually provide him with acting work in a movie about an older man’s torrid love affair with an underage girl and you’ll see a man overcome with deep mora...

Perhaps because her life has become a dark, desolate cage thanks to a lack of corn syrup and Funyuns, Jessica Simpson has become one of America’s deepest philosophers now even though these photos of her shopping at GaGa’s Workshop last nigh...

According to the latest reports, Kristen Stewart has become an outcast. It seems nobody wants to work with her anymore because of her quirky, relaxed style. Sources say she doesn't take care of herself and has dirty nails, ratty sneakers and a bad attitud...

Posted by Photo Boy - Seth Rogen was also butt-hurt by the Academy’s mishandling of the genius James Franco. - Demi Lovato‘s hair falling out on stage isn’t good for a variety of reasons, even if it was just a weave. - Sam Mendes was ...

According to Us Weekly, Anne Hathaway has just got engaged and is really happy about it! The actress and her actor beau Adam Shulman confirmed the news after Anne was spotted wearing a sparkling ring while she was in Brooklyn, New York....

Actress Angelina Jolie has recently revealed she wanted to be a funeral director after her grandfather died when she was younger. The Tourist star confessed that her beloved grandparent's death and his funeral affected her so deeply that she wanted to bec...

“Protesting is far out, man.” Now that she’s officially been declared Sir Lady Smokes-A-Lot of Ganjingham Palace, Miley Cyrus has dedicated a song to all the hippies out there fighting The Man because if there’s anything anti-es...

“I’m talking this size, and his dad manages a hedge fund.” In a recent interview with The Sun, Lady GaGa reveals exactly what she’s looking for her in a man: “It ranges from a really big d-ck to a degree at Harvard.”...

What you’re looking at is sweet, innocent, God-fearing Courtney Stodden enjoying a fine Sunday full of church and some light afternoon shopping. And I was going to write a fictitious tweet about her wholesome day of worship and reverence, but aft...

Anne Hathaway is reportedly engaged to Adam Shulman who you’ll be surprised to learn isn’t Scott Caan in disguise. Or is he? Us Weekly reports: After three years together, Anne Hathaway is engaged to actor Adam Shulman, her rep confirms to ...

Apparently Guns N’ Roses is touring again (?) with Taylor Momsen‘s band The Pretty Reckless as the opening act, and I can’t tell who that’s a bigger insult to. Axl Rose for being reduced to touring with Cindy Lou Who and Her I H...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jonah Hill reverting back to a size that doesn’t make me think science has gone too far, Michelle Bombshell making me rethink all that stuff about Jesse James because how don’t you stic...

Here’s a braless LeAnn Rimes strutting around Malibu on Saturday because if you buy the same exact size implants as your husband’s ex-wife, you gotta show those puppies off or else people will think you’re crazy. That’s all ther...

“And these are the ‘magic hands’ I use to make my kids disappear. Ha! I’m kidding. There’s a .45 in my purse.” Kate Gosselin has barely been at CouponCabin.com long enough to hang pictures of her mug all over the plac...

According to reports, Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie — who already have six kids: three biological and three adopted — would like to adopt yet another child....