Michelle Duggar is a 45-year-old mother of 19 children – the last one, Josie, born prematurely just two years ago, almost killing both mother and daughter – so medically speaking, a 20th pregnancy should’ve gone awesome. Except it didn&#...

It’s been two whole weeks since we last saw Reese Witherspoon‘s gargantuan walrus tusks (“Moose knuckle” wasn’t quite cutting it, and I think we all agree “Wookiee Wallet” is a tad overkill.) and now I know exa...

Yesterday the Internet was all a-titter over a “leaked” (Well played, Dina.) photo of Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy cover even though a.) it’s a just a horribly lit photo of the cover, b.) I’ve seen more nudity through Reese Wit...

Move: Pollo Fundido con Black Microphone. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some unearthed photos of Anna Nicole Smith as a pregnant human billboard, Scout Willis‘ buttcrack as a.. buttcrack human billboard(?) and Kirstie A...

For some reason people want to know the thoughts and opinions of Kris Jenner which makes sense considering it is kind of amazing her face and lips are capable of speech. Anyway, she’s apparently fired back at Daniel Craig who called the Kardashia...

Answer: Why his wife, of course. Via TMZ: The records show Sandusky’s wife forked over a $50k personal check … in addition to Jerry using $200,000 in real estate holdings to post the bail. It’s not clear if/when Jerry was released from c...

Posted by Photo Boy - NBC feels that Ryan Seacrest hasn’t invaded your life enough yet. - The Three Stooges trailer is exactly the turd I was anticipating. - With the exception of Kate Upton dressed as a slutty nun. (It’s still goddamn awfu...

Bruce Willis' wife, Emma Heming — who is six months pregnant with the couple's first child — has reportedly been upset with her husband because he concentrates too much on his ex-wife and her problems, neglecting to spend more time with her....

According to TMZ, Little Miss Sunshine star Abigail Breslin has become a very expensive actress as she was reportedly paid $65,000 for just five hours work....

Jason Sudeikis continues to inexplicably plow his way through Hollywood, and this time finds himself lodged directly in Olivia Wilde‘s vagina because why not? At this point, he’s probably yawning anytime he walks into his bedroom. “So...

As advertised. Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez vacationing in Los Cabos yesterday where I can safely say they did NOT get engaged, despite rumors to the contrary. I can also safely say they went down there to get an abortion because that...

Now that we know her Playboy shoot won’t have any nudity, Lindsay Lohan is safe to debut her spread on Ellen because apparently lesbians like their porn boring and pointless. That’s not how you find a husband… Page Six reports: “...

Apparently two weeks is enough time for you to become sopping wet with whore-ticipiation because Kim Kardashian has been released from her media lockdown and allowed to pretend the paparazzi waiting by her car weren’t called in advance by Kris Je...

I’d been sitting on this post because I knew it was only a matter of time until Courtney Stodden called up the paparazzi and told them she’s sensually sashaying down saucy streets of sexy sex citizens. Anyway, apparently Courtney has been a...

Posted by Photo Boy - Armie Hammer gay-sexed Leonardo DiCaprio to defend his grandfather’s honor. - Sinead O’Connor finally found someone to make The Difficult Brown.. not so difficult? Butt sex. She’s having butt sex. - Pippa Middlet...

Through thickest cervix, and blackest ovary, No pregnant womb shall escape my sight.. ary. Seen here leaving a concert in London last night, Kate Middleton has been the subject of rampant pregnancy rumors, and conveniently carrying her clutch in front ...

“Mom says stepdads everywhere will be buying this sweater now!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mischa Barton who is not only alive, but has also apparently traded in the Hostess for heroin, as well as Calista Floc...

Possibly motivated by a self-imposed dry spell after refusing to engage in “fat sex” (a.k.a. Every night of the week for this motherfucker. High five!), Kirstie Alley rapidly shed a dramatic 100 pounds presumably by using Scientology slave ...

Tron: Legacy star Olivia Wilde — who officially got divorced from ex-husband Tao Ruspoli in October, after almost eight years of marriage — has been recently romantically linked to Jason Sudekis....

According to a new report in America's Life & Style magazine, Blake Lively's romance with Ryan Reynolds is getting serious! Sources say the Gossip Girl actress has introduced Ryan to her family....

After years of purchasing the cheapest plastic surgery money can reluctantly buy instead of vodka, JWoww has finally made the cover of Maxim after two prior shoots where she learned blowjays aren’t legally binding. On that note, JWoww’s fin...

“Those bastards. I had the Q!” Let me just preface this post by saying, I’m generally amazed it didn’t involve the words “And then Alec Baldwin threw his Big Gulp full of whiskey like an angry bear, bloodthirsty for salmon...

When Tom Cruise arrived in India over the weekend to a throng of screaming fans, you’d just assume his superstar power knows no borders as it screeches across the sky on the wings of Scientology.. juice? I have no idea. Anyway, much like everythi...

Britney Spears has reportedly fired her trainer Derek DeGrazio because he made her eat nutritious foods in moderate portions, so torture basically. She fired him for torture. InTouch reports: It was amicable, says an insider to In Touch. Britney, 30, d...

Here’s Blake Lively slipping in and out of sleep at a Boston train station after spending the night at Ryan Reynolds‘ apartment where he apparently sexed her good. Which is surprising because Ryan Reynolds once molested a child, so she shou...

“Was she the Nazi? Ha! Just messin’ with ya. They all were.” Jesse James‘ brain has exactly two speeds: Say Stupid Shit and Insert Penis, so it should come as absolutely no surprise that he’s basically dissing Sandra Bullock ...

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Hugh Jackman and his wife who’s not-at-all-a-beard because just look at all that.. wife, Zac Efron just looking absolutely thrilled to be involved with New Year’s Eve (Is Michelle Pfei...

Posted by Photo Boy - Billy Idol rapping for Ikea. Why not? - Shaun White found a new way to make you spew out your Stride gum. - Jessica Biel on Hollywood-style bulimia. - Demi Lovato knows what she’s talking about. - The Muppets are Communies n...

“Get ready, someone’s coming out… Damn, it’s only Blanket-Face. False ala- Waitaminnit. Blankets don’t have love handles, it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt!” CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK ...

According to Us Weekly, Your Highness star Justin Theroux, who has been dating Jennifer Aniston since early this year, has now officially received the seal of approval from her dad. ...

Hangover star Bradley Cooper — who was recently awarded the Sexiest Man Alive title by People magazine — thinks the award is awful and doesn't suits him at all....

A freshly-shaved, and equally as freshly-divorced, Ashton Kutcher surprisingly showed his face at the premiere of New Year’s Eve last night because, let’s be honest, anyone who actually wants to watch the cinematic equivalent of every homog...

We are all Kelly Osbourne now. Despite being desperate for her boyfriend Matthew Rutler to make an honest woman out of her – Ignoring all that sex they had while she was still married, of course – Christina Aguilera won’t stop wearing...

“You see, women are like Charmander. Sometimes they evolve into Charizard, and sometimes you gotta catch them in your office by pretending it’s a giant Pokeball. Otherwise, Jigglypuff comes in, starts stealing your potion, and hell, that ain&#...

Posted by Photo Boy - Michael Fassbender‘s penis took two stabs at the Oscars this year. - Angelina Jolie‘s newest movie seems really familiar. - Tom Cruise‘s karaoke tribute to Xenu. But does he do splits, you ask? - Selena GomezR...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Fergie‘s gun digging into Josh Duhamel‘s hip, Kate Gosselin joining the list of people who should never wear tights and Ellen at the exact moment she remembered it’s PENS she hate...

WARNING: If you think the Twilight books and/or movies are real, now would be a good time to turn your computer off and think about which lipstick you like the best instead. (Black. It’s black.) Seen here shattering the very carefully crafted pub...

“Furkey? No way!” Jessica Simpson already sells clothes built for the huskier, more “American” woman, so transitioning over to maternity clothes is clearly the next logical step. Mostly because she can just write the word “...

According to reports, Nicole Richie is going to replace Sarah Jessica Parker as the new ambassador for Halston....

Before any of you drunks get confused, it’s not St. Patrick’s Day already, so you’re going to have to find another excuse for your day drinking. (I’m going with Guilani Rancic’s double masectomy. Such a brave woman.) Howev...

Seen here minus the top hat and moustache Scott makes her wear before bed, Kourtney Kardashian found her just-announced pregnancy publicly criticized by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham who apparently thinks “teen” means 32-years-old which is w...

According to the latest reports, Robert Pattinson has raised speculation that he's cheating on his girlfriend and co-star Kristen Stewart....

“Yes, that’s right, I’m the most beautiful woman here.” – Russell Brand Despite the fact they’re rarely photographed together, or even on the same continent, Katy Perry and Russell Brand showed up to The 3rd Annual C...

When we last left Roberto Cavalli, he was demonstrating how awesome it is to be old because you can do all kinds of horny shit and people just laugh and call you adorable. So, of course, here is in a Speedo essentially trying to maul Tiger Woods‘...

Welcome to a brand new volume of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you just joining us, is our highlight post of all the horrible, horrible shit said in the comments a.k.a. the very best thoughts humanity has to offer. On tha...

For those of you wondering when men eventually stop ogling women, here’s 71-year-old Italian fashion mogul Roberto Cavalli blatantly staring at his Russian girlfriend’s ass while she’s bending over in a bikini. An ass he’s guara...

“Oh, wow, her costume shoots dust out of it and everything.” Because he’s 13, Casper Smart has taken to Twitter to fight back against the “haters” criticizing his relationship with Jennifer Lopez because if there’s o...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Predator on the move, the most concerned I’ve been about society since the last time I said I was concerned, (Two posts ago? Sounds about right.) Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow wearing a plastic watch!?...

Yesterday, we saw JWoww promoting her new fragrance “JWoww” at a Kmart, and now here’s Snooki promoting the also-creatively-named “Snooki” which we already knows smells like a dampened Ewok eager for cock, so naturally she...

Let me just preface this by saying, if you thought you knew how egotistical Kanye West is, you’ve clearly never asked him who he wants to be at his funeral because you’re not running around screaming, “Oh, God, Jesus, his head! His he...