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Eva Mendes' topless Calvin Klein commercial banned from US television (Heroically, I've posted it here. Now, where's my parade?)

2008-08-04

Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She's also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is alre...

 

Cindy Crawford in a bikini

2008-08-04

Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband's part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfin...

 

Angelina Jolie unveils Knox & Vivienne (Spoiler: They look like babies.)

2008-08-04

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's new babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline can be seen in the latest issue of People which hits newsstands today. The magazine paid $90 bajillion for the photo rights which is a lot of money for Angelina Jolie holding bas...

 

Nikki Blonsky Arrested After Fight With 'Top Model'. No, REALLY

2008-08-04

'Hairspray' star Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested after a bizarre brawl with 'America's Top Model' contestant Bianca Golden at a Caribbean island airport on Wednesday. All three were taken into custody by police in the Turks and Caicos Islands -...

 

Morgan Freeman Seriously Injured in Car Crash

2008-08-04

Popular actor Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident Sunday night near his home in Mississippi. The Dark Knight star was said to be traveling with an unnamed female passenger just north of the town of Ruleville at around 11.30 pm when the o...

 

Christina Applegate diagnosed with breast cancer

2008-08-04

Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, according to her publicist. E! Online reports: Benefiting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening, publicist Ame Van Iden said. Christina is followin...

 

Mary-Kate Demands Immunity Before She'll Talk About Heath's Death

2008-08-04

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to be questioned by federal investigators who are looking into the accidental drug death of The Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution. The New York Post is reporting that the feds could ge...

 

Shia LaBeouf's Crushed Hand Will Transform Transformers' Script

2008-08-04

Shia La Beouf's left hand was crushed in that car accident he was involved in a week ago and producers have decided to write the serious injury into the script of his film, Transformers 2, which is currently on hold until Shia recovers enough to return to...

 

Nikki Blonsky arrested for assault after airport smackdown

2008-08-04

Nikki Blonsky (Hairspray) and her father were arrested after an airport brawl with the family of America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. The fight was over saved seats in the airport's lounge. Oh, good. For a minute there, I thought it might b...

 

Paris Hilton's mom is pissed about McCain ad (And she gave the dude money!)

2008-08-04

Paris Hilton's mom Kathy Hilton is effin' pissed about the John McCain ad using Paris' image to attack Barack Obama. In a surprising move considering she's a McCain campaign supporter, Kathy wrote the following blog entry for left-wing website The Huffin...

 

Christina Applegate Has Breast Cancer

2008-08-03

Actress Christina Applegate reportedly is undergoing treatment for breast cancer, a rep for the star confirmed to Access Hollywood. In a statement released late Saturday night, her publicist said: Christina Applegate was diagnosed with an early form of br...

 

Nereida Gallardo topless = I'm moving to Spain

2008-08-01

These are shots of Spanish model Nereida Gallardo topless in Ibiza. You may remember Nereida from the bikini shots a few weeks back when she was vacationing with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo - who just dumped her on her ass. Some say she's prancing arou...

 

Paris Hilton not thrilled about John McCain ad

2008-08-01

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were recently featured in a John McCain political ad that attacks Barack Obama. Neither of them were asked to participate and were included without their knowledge or consent. Britney's camp basically said she's got better...

 

Katie Holmes, I don't even know anymore...

2008-08-01

These are pictures of Katie Holmes moving into her Manhattan apartment yesterday. Anyone starting to think Tom Cruise is turning her into a tall, thinner (and more manly) version of himself? Don't be surprised to see pictures of Tom buying an Acme Indust...

 

Kate Hudson runs back to Chris Robinson

2008-08-01

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong's relationship might have just ended, but that doesn't mean she can't immediately screw her ex-husband. Kate was spotted yesterday in New Jersey at Chris Robinson's apartment presumably to make sure she got her daily dose ...

 

Nick Hogan is a 'better man' thanks to prison, says Hulk

2008-08-01

Hulk Hogan is so proud of his son. You know, the one who's in prison for braining his friend in a drag racing accident on a public highway, not to be confused with the one filming his own reality show Brooke Knows Best. Anyway, Hulk says Nick is becoming...

 

Mini-Me suing ex-girlfriend, claims she beat the midget snot out of him

2008-08-01

Verne Troyer (a.k.a. Mini-Me) is suing his ex-girlfriend and sex tape co-star Ranae Shrider. Mini-Me claims she literally tossed his ass around like a rag doll, and he's seeking $20 million in damages, according to TMZ: Verne's killer lawyer, Ed McPherso...

 

Tom Cruise Sued for $250M For Being an Alien Mob Boss

2008-08-01

A former member of the Church of Scientology is screaming Show Me The Money! suing the religion and Operating Thetan VII actor Tom Cruise for $250 million in a federal lawsuit. The man claims the organization is a crime syndicate, organized and run like t...

 

Top Cop: All Quiet on the Pap Front Now That Britney Is Wearing Clothes

2008-08-01

Police Chief William Bratton is boasting that his city of Los Angeles is a peaceful place to live in again. He says it's largely due to the fact that Britney Spears has started wearing clothes and Lindsay Lohan has gone gay and - God, be praised - even Pa...

 

Britney Spears' dad remains in control until New Year's

2008-07-31

Jamie Spears will continue his conservatorship of Britney until the end of the year. The commissioner extended Jamie's control of Britney's estate during a hearing this afternoon, but left it open to early termination. (Read: Once Britney can put on her ...

 

Rihanna + see-through shirt = I think that's a nipple, maybe...

2008-07-31

Rihanna hit the clubs last night in New York City and apparently decided to fly sans bra. These pics might be considered LSFW depending on your boss' vision. If he clearly sees nipples, that man's in the wrong line of work and should be a goddamn Army sn...

 

A-Rod to Cynthia Rodriguez: Remember that prenup you signed...

2008-07-31

New York Yankee Alex A-Rod Rodriguez's lawyers responded to Cynthia Rodriguez's divorce petition today. Cynthia was asking for the couple's $12 million waterfront estate and 'equitable distribution' of all assets acquired during the marriage. Except she ...

 

Jessica Alba indicates the turkey has reached its proper temperature

2008-07-31

Here's Jessica Alba out and about yesterday rocking a chest that says Yes, I did recently squeeze a tiny person out of my pelvis. Thank you for asking. Which, honestly, almost made me consider Jessica Alba a captivating individual. Keyword being: Almost....

 

Katie Holmes Kicks Her Mother-in-Law Out of the House

2008-07-31

Katie Holmes has had enough of hubby Tom Cruise's family living with them and wants them to move out. During an interview, Katie once said, We live with my sister-in-law, her two sons, my mother-in-law, and [Tom's] kids Isabella and Connor. Well, it's too...

 

Britney Spears Kicks Sam Lutfi Off the Gravy Train 4-Ever!

2008-07-31

Britney Spears has decided to get drop a bad gremlin from her life and has kicked her controlling ex-manager to the curb. Sam Lutfi had managed her career right up until her meltdown last spring. There's been a restraining order against Lutfi in place si...

 

Mr T.'s awesome Snickers ad pulled for some gay reason

2008-07-31

A recent Snickers commercial starring Mr. T that aired in the UK was pulled after complaints from the United States that the ad was offensive to homosexuals. It hadn't even aired here in the States, but it featured Mr. T firing a Gatling gun full of Snic...

 

Ali Lohan accidentally auditioned for porn director

2008-07-31

Ali Lohan is trying to start an acting career just like her big sister Lindsay. In her haste to get on the silver screen and fund her mother's gin addiction, Ali attended a casting call for porn director Peter Davy. Granted, he's getting ready to shoot a...

 

Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong make like his testicles and stop being a pair

2008-07-30

Bad news everybody: Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have broken up. Who saw that coming? Besides Kate Hudson and her unwavering love of new penis. It turns out the two couldn't stop arguing and finally decided to throw in the towel, according to Page Six...

 

Hayden Panettiere does a striptease for a man that's not me?! I've lost the will to live

2008-07-30

Hayden Panettiere (seen here at Comic-Con over the weekend trying to keep her hands clean from dork debris) reportedly gave her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia a striptease on the set of Heroes for his 31st birthday. Why must you forsake me, Lord? Australia N...

 

Bar Rafaeli in a bikini

2008-07-30

These are shots of Leonardo DiCaprio's on/off girlfriend model Bar Rafaeli. I don't know what it says about a man who gets tired seeing a girl like this naked. Except I do and it says Hey, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio and can get any woman I want with minimal t...

 

Khloe Kardashian offers DUI advice to Shia LaBeouf (I bet it involves French fries.)

2008-07-30

Khloe Kardashian is now considered a receptacle for advice on drinking and driving after her three hour stint in jail. I'd say that qualifies her to dish out horribly vapid pearls of wisdom for recently arrested Shia LaBeouf which, oh, hey, that's exactl...

 

Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge to wed this fall

2008-07-30

Jamie Lynn Spears will wed Casey Aldridge, the father of baby Maddie Briann (open to debate), this fall and reportedly host the ceremony in her own backyard. Britney will be the maid of honor as part of her final test to prove she has the mental fortitud...

 

Joe Jonas Not Burning Up For Demi Lovato

2008-07-30

Hot boy Joe Jonas has had a lot to deal with after finishing 'home' high school this summer. He and his Jonas Brothers are just about the biggest touring act riding the planet right now, performing in front of legions of screaming fans, and they just land...

 

Brooke Hogan: Nick's 'spirit is broken' from being in prison

2008-07-30

Brooke Hogan, like any big brother, is concerned about the well-being of her little brother Nick. She spoke to People about Nick's poor fragile spirit that has me convinced he pees sitting down: They had broken his spirit, Brooke Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE....

 

Shia Not Charged in Truck Crash But Isabel Lucas Has Some Explaining To Do

2008-07-30

Authorities have determined that Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for an early morning accident in Los Angeles. They are now saying that the oncoming car that hit Shia's truck had run a red light and that the Indiana Jones actor was not intoxicated. He was, ...

 

Mitch Winehouse: 'I'll catch whoever slipped Ecstacy in Amy's drink!'

2008-07-30

Turns out Amy Winehouse's trip to the ER Monday night wasn't because of a reaction her medication. Her father Mitch is pretty adamant that someone slipped Ecstasy in Amy's drink and has even contacted the fuzz, according to The Sun: A source said after R...

 

Dina & Ali Lohan kicked out of movie premiere party

2008-07-30

Dina and Ali Lohan somehow scored invites to the premiere of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2: This One's Not Lesbian Porn Either, Sorry!. However, at the after-party Dina decided to be a giant bag of bitch and ended up getting tossed out. E! Online r...

 

Earthquake hits Los Angeles to San Diego

2008-07-29

In case you guys are in a bubble, a major seismic event (a.k.a. a freaking 5.8. earthquake) was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego. CNN reports: The quake's epicenter was about 2 miles southwest of Chino Hills and about 5 miles southeast of Diamond Bar, ...

 

Shia LaBeouf not at fault for DUI crash

2008-07-29

Shia LaBeouf's crash on Sunday morning turned out to be not his fault despite being freaking loaded, according to the AP: Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver apparently ran a red light, and will be als...

 

Ryan Seacrest gets bit by a shark, lives (C'MON!)

2008-07-29

Ryan Seacrest apparently was bitten by a shark on Sunday while at the beach in Mexico. It must've been a tiny shark because Ryan barely even noticed and found the tooth later in his leg, according to Page Six: He didn't know what it was for a minute - he...

 

Paulina Rubio in a bikini

2008-07-29

These are pics of Latin pop singer Paulina Rubio on vacation with her husband. I don't really have much to say about these except for such stereotypical responses as Holy Frijoles!; Ay dios mio!; and El queso está viejo y pðtrido. ¿Dónde está el...

 

Madonna's rep says photo was 'touched up'

2008-07-29

Madonna's publicist is claiming the pictures of Madonna looking like emaciated shit were doctored. She says Madonna was looking as radiant as ever just days before. And by radiant I mean a fucking mutant. People reports: I just think the photographer got...

 

Britney Spears spending $22,000/month to stop looking perpetually pregnant

2008-07-29

Britney Spears is dropping a ton of coin to, scientifically speaking, tighten that ass up. She's spending roughly $22 grand a month on a personal trainer, nutritionist and dance choreographer. Britney was getting sick of the constant pregnancy rumors, so...

 

Mario Lopez is the New Host for Extra

2008-07-29

Fans of Mario Lopez will now be able to look lovingly on his dimples five days a week for the next few years - the Latin hunk has been named as the new solo host for Extra, taking over for Mark McGrath who's been kicked to the curb. The former Saved By Th...

 

Amy Winehouse hospitalized again, had a 'reaction' to her medication (Read: Crack + Methadone do not a good sandwich make.)

2008-07-29

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized last night after she apparently had a reaction to medication she's taking as part of an anti-drug regimen. Amy had collapsed at her apartment and her dad Mitch called paramedics telling them She's fucked up, she's fucked up...

 

Charlie Sheen is Accused of Child Molestation by Denise Richards

2008-07-29

Denise Richards has gone one court appearance too far in her quest to annoy ex-husband Charlie Sheen. The hostile divorce and custody battle has reached a new low as Denise has falsely accused Charlie of molesting their toddler daughters. Charlie will fil...

 

Miley Cyrus asked to be spokesperson for condom company

2008-07-29

Miley Cyrus would be the perfect spokesperson for safe sex if LifeStyles condoms had their way. As a fan of neither product, I really don't have an opinion on the matter. Except I do and it's after the quote. What is this? Your first day? NY Daily News r...

 

Kim Kardashian tries on clothes, fondles her breasts (Think Christmas morning but 'assier.')

2008-07-29

Does this make my butt look big? Photos: Pacific Coast News ...

 

Rebecca Romjin knocked up by Jerry O'Connell (I'm pretty sure one of these people is famous. I think.)

2008-07-28

Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won't be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports: The babies are due this winter. And just a little more than a week ago, O'Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, We're trying to get pregnant. It ...

 

Christian Bale defended by McG

2008-07-28

McG sang the praises of Christian Bale who he's currently directing in the upcoming film Terminator Salvation. Christian had some trouble in the press last week when he was arrested for allegedly assaulting his mother. But McG won't have any of this popp...

 
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