This one's just for me. HAHAHAHA! How is this even legal? It's literally that special kind of hilarious when you see little kids pretend to do grown-up stuff like mow the yard, or drink Jack Daniels in a top... ...read full story ...

- Britney Spears wants you to see her cellulite. [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan is basically a pariah now. [Lainey Gossip] - Matthew Fox got laid for the first time at 12 which somehow proves the island is a child... ...read full story ...

Here's Jaime King leaving the premiere of Kick-Ass last night where she skillfully deflected the paparazzi from getting a shot of that lady part the kids are always talking about. When you see something like this, it almost makes... ...read full story ...

Teen star Selena Gomez doesn't want a big birthday blowout when she turns 18 in July; actually she intends to keep the celebration low-key. The singer says she'd rather go out for dinner with her family than have a huge party....

Here's Jessica Simpson at the Good Housekeeping Shine On Event in New York last night and I almost want to comment on her weight except I can't stop staring at her chest and thinking about ways to have sex... ...read full story ...

Seen here asking Bai Ling how many mules she cost because he's suave like a roundhouse to the clitoris, Steven Seagal was recently sued by former employee Kayden Ngyuen for sexual harassment and trafficking women. Except it turns out... ...read full story...

Michelle Bombshell has an urgent message for America. Via PopEater: I want to say to the rest of the country, 'Stop taking it out on the mistresses and start taking it out on the men who are cheating on... ...read full story ...

Heidi Montag is filing a sexual harassment claim against The Hills producer Adam DiVello who apparently can't keep his hands off all that plastic surgery she bought. Life & Style reports: It happened the last weekend of March, during... ...read full story...

According to E! News, Devil Wears Prada star Emily Blunt is planning to get married next month. The British actress, who's engaged to The Office actor John Krasinski, is busy finalizing their wedding details with the big day set to take place in either Lo...

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While you'd just assume Heidi Montag spends 98% of her time waxing her jugs outside my bedroom window, it's more like 85% because she's apparently churning out screenplays like Stephen King on coke. Us Magazine reports: I'm writing a... ...read full story...

Really not much else to say after that. Hilary Duff Blowing a Guy After He Proposed - 2.23.2010 Scope Out (16) Pics of Hilary Duff After the Jump Photos: Getty, Splash News... ...read full story ...

- Ryan Phillippe is tired of being blamed for cheating on Reese Witherspoon. [PopEater] - Britney Spears for Candies: Before and After Candies. [Celebslam] - Diane Kruger is Pacey's well-earned reward for Fringe. That's how I look at it.... ...read full s...

The mannequin known as Heidi Montag hosted the opening of Liquid in Vegas on Saturday and there's literally no way to describe these pics without equating them to a large-breasted candle you'd have sex with. Sort of like those... ...read full story ...

Lady GaGa has declared herself celibate in an attempt to solve the AIDS epidemic, according to People: I can't believe I'm saying this - don't have sex, Gaga said in England, where she is promoting MAC's Viva Glam Campaign... ...read full story ...

Sigourney Weaver must've remembered she's old and can say whatever the hell she wants now because she's openly attacked Oscar voters for choosing The Hurt Locker over Avatar, according to Page Six: Jim didn't have breasts, and I think... ...read full stor...

Because chucking bricks at Elin Woods wasn't enough Twitter fun for Jim Carrey, he's taken to firing weird late night tweets where he refers to himself as characters from his movies. Not at all an exaggeration: RT Breaking News!Jim... ...read full story ...

Oscar-winning actor Russell Crowe, who has previously refused offers to have the prestigious honor, has been given a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. He was accompanied by wife Danielle Spencer and their two sons as he was presented with a plaque to comm...

Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick is said to be devastated after learning his girlfriend Jessica Szohr was allegedly dating other guys behind his back. The actor ended his two-year relationship with costar Jessica after discovering she was seeing other guys, i...

Steven Seagal is being sued by a former employee for a laundry list of offenses including sexual harassment, illegal trafficking of females for sex, retaliation, wrongful termination and false representations about unemployment, according to TMZ: A ...re...

Ken Paves posted a pic of Jessica Simpson's new hairdo on Twitter last night and I have to admit, I can't see her breasts so I don't care. I know it's rare to see me bare the depths of... ...read full story ...

In a move absolutely no one who's even looked at a television would've predicted, Conan O'Brien will host a one-hour talk show on TBS as an 11 pm lead-in to Lopez Tonight which will be bumped to midnight with... ...read full story ...

- Michelle Bombshell banged Carey Hart. [PopEater] - Jake Gyllenhaal is dating Isabel Lucas. [Lainey Gossip] - Amy Winehouse's implants are cutting into her crack time. [Dlisted] - Michelle Hunziker still in a.. eh, you already know. [HollywoodTuna] ...re...

Things Lindsay Lohan is Known For *UPDATED* Cocaine Alcohol Abuse Sucking Penis Mean Girls SOURCE Photos: Splash News... ...read full story ...

Here's Kate Hudson in Miami over the weekend and these pics are kind of disappointing once you realize they don't look anything like this. That said, even though she's stuffing her face with chicken wings - presumably to star... ...read full story ...

Robert Pattinson furiously denied reports he's engaged to his T.i.ight costar Kristen Stewart; he said the rumors are bullshit....

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, who have had an on/off romance since 2007, have grown apart throughout the past few months and have decided to end their romance instead of giving it another chance. They will remain friends....

In probably the most random way to handle a break-up, Jim Carrey took to Twitter on Friday and essentially kicked Elin Woods in the Swedish teats for letting Tiger Woods cheat on her: - Tiger Woods owes nothing 2... ...read full story ...

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt broke up again, according to E! News reports: The reported split comes after weeks of Hilton and Reinhardt being photographed out separately. While Paris spent Easter with her family in Palm Springs, Reinhardt was... ...rea...

- Jon Gosselin might be being a dick on purpose. [PopEater] - Elizabeth Taylor proves women will never realize marriage is a horrible idea. [Dlisted] - Robert Pattinson is NOT going to play a sparkly Kurt Cobain. [Lainey Gossip]... ...read full story ...

Apparently the cast of Jersey Shore is getting shot down at nightclubs while filming their second season in Miami, according to RadarOnline: The cast is being denied access to some Miami hot spots that don't want the trouble of... ...read full story ...

Continuing to understand her singular contribution to society, Kim Kardashian let the paparazzi photograph her ass in a bikini again, and this time with a clear view of her mile-long ass crack that literally defies comprehension. I'm staring into... ...re...

Hunky British actor Robert Pattinson is set to play a rock star in his next movie role; he has been lined up to play Kurt Cobain in a Hollywood biopic about the tragic Nirvana frontman....

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Kat Von D and a married Bam Margera were spotted canoodling at Trousdale Wednesday night and the two have gone into overdrive denying anything was going on: So annoyed! Contrary to silly rumors, Bam Margera and I are NOT... ...read full story ...

LINDSAY: So what should I do? PHOTOGRAPHER: Just act natural. LINDSAY: You got it. Photos: Splash News... ...read full story ...

After appearing in the latest issue of UK Elle where she denied having plastic surgery on her face, Demi Moore attended the premiere of The Joneses last night where I'm almost positive she purposely made the most awkward faces... ...read full story ...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the May issue of Harper's Bazaar and apparently she gets naked in her upcoming movie Love Don't Let Me Down because that's all she talked about. The naked stuff that is: I was so... ...read full story ...

In recently filed court documents, Michelle Bombshell McGee is denying she's a Nazi despite claims from her ex-husband, and the entire Internet. TMZ reports: According to the unsworn declaration, Bombshell says, I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on ...read ...

Yet another break-up in the Gossip Girl world. This time, it's Ed Westwick who ended his romance with Jessica Szohr, his costar in the US TV show, after hearing rumors she was flirty with one of his best friends, Marco Minuto....

Jesse James is denying the existence of any sex tapes including ones with Sandra Bullock and/or his penis painted to look like a Nazi zeppelin: The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated, says a rep for... ...read full story ...

Just kidding! I wanted to see what it's like to make wild assumptions based off two celebrities standing next to each other. Or basically be Star for a day. So for the record, Cameron Diaz is not really pregnant.... ...read full story ...

- Demi Moore swears her face is natural. For now. [Lainey Gossip] - Alexander Skarsgard does Details. [Dlisted] - Corey Haim is not getting a public memorial after all. I'll assume because everyone forgot he died. [PopEater] - Michelle... ...read full sto...

Hugh Hefner apparently does have his shit together and has no interest in letting Kate Gosselin pose for Playboy, according to E!'s Marc Malkin: No! No! Hef said when I asked him about the possibility of the controversial reality-television... ...read ful...

Getting ready to add a fresh coat of paint to the site and since this is your home away from legitimately earning a paycheck, I wanted everyone's opinion before I just airbrush some unicorns punching a bear over the... ...read full story ...

Here's Snooki walking around Miami in her new $350 sunglasses which, combined with her height of exactly two feet, somehow didn't end in her getting plowed by a car. Then again, I'm sure Ewok fur is a bitch to... ...read full story ...

Leighton Meester is single again. According to OK! magazine, The Gossip Girl actress has split from her costar boyfriend Sebastian Stan. Leighton called it quits because she doesn't know how to be in a relationship and doesn't really like them, a source ...

I seriously wasn't trying to make this a Lohan morning, but I couldn't pass up these shots of Michael Lohan in Philly last night as he pretends to bang porn star Gina Lynn at a press conference for some... ...read full story ...

Clearly seeing transparent press conferences involving Lindsay Lohan's drug addictions as a ticket to fame, starfucker Kate Major is engaged to Michael Lohan. Us Magazine reports: Lohan says he was waiting for the situation with Lindsay to resolve ...read...

Pair Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, who have been together for five years, decided it's time to end their relationship and took to Twitter Tuesday afternoon to announce their separation....