“This white bitch won’t feed us until people forget her wedding! SAVE US, SEAN PENN!” You can tell someone who wasn’t Barbara Walters made the decision to include the Kardashians on her 18th annual “10 Most Fascinating Peo...

“Well, we sure as sugar wasn’t going to let film go to waste!’ As many of you have wrote in, Tweeted, carrier pigeon’d me in the dick to tell me, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar apparently took photos of their miscarried 20th child and...

“What’s that, boy? Ryan’s trapped in a well and only naked pictures of me can get him out?” Ryan Reynolds is rich and can easily afford to hire someone to watch his dog for him, but clearly it’d be more fun to make Blake L...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Rio de Janeiro learned that Tom Cruise isn’t really 6’4″, another midget, Justin Bieber getting pulled over in his “Batmobile” and Bill Clinton clea...

Posted by Photo Boy - 20 Ideas Better Than Tebowing: Should you choose to smite the will of the Almighty. - The 50 Best Celebrity Tweets Of 2011 featuring Samuel L. Jackson for the motherfucking win. - Clint Eastwood‘s family are Kardashians now....

According to a new report, actress Ashley Tisdale has split from her boyfriend, music video director Scott Speer, after more than two years as a couple....

Although she stars in new movie We Bought a Zoo, actress Scarlett Johansson revealed she is actually terrified of birds... and cockroaches, and admits it's a family trait....

What you’re looking are just released photos of Ali Lohan in Hawaii on Monday and not a bleached white starving Ethopian robbing a CD store only to be thwarted by a gust of wind. Then again, I’ve been wrong about so, so many things before. ...

Wait, Woody, no! The rings! Right around Thanksgiving, Jennifer Love Hewitt found herself dumped by Jarod Einsohn most likely after hearing him saying something along the lines of, “Please stop trying to hide an engagement ring in the stuffing, y...

Fresh off her break up with A-Rod who probably gave her a gift basket filled with HGH and testicle balm, Cameron Diaz is reportedly hooking up with Diddy, according to Page Six: They were caught kissing Saturday night at PH-D at the Dream Downtown Hote...

“What? Hickory Farms is expensive shit.” When Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly broke up, pretty much everyone assumed he’d just starting banging random women at will because he’s a deep reservoir of emotion. Turns out he’s not ...

“Yup. Just another case won by McTits & Son. Gentlemen?” While she was almost about to pull her famous “Oops, my purse was stolen” maneuver and stay in Hawaii all week, Lindsay Lohan actually appeared in court today where s...

After deciding to use award shows honoring the selfless acts of others as an excuse to go on a weekend-long tit parade, rumors began circulating that Miley Cyrus has breast implants prompting her to set the record straight on Twitter: Thank you for the...

“So, you said make it out to ‘Fish don’t tell secrets,’ right?” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where Gillian Anderson‘s side boob turned the red carpet into an impossible mission for Tom Cruise. (Pu...

Posted by Photo Boy - Jon Stewart is activating a sleeper cell. You heard it here first. - If ever there was a question that society was headed down the toilet, this clip answers yes. - Matt Damon makes shitty movies because he has the Bourne franchise...

Okay, maybe “gave” was a strong word. More like Jennifer Lopez lets Casper Smart pretend it’s his when she’s not making him wear a driver’s cap and wait outside. TMZ reports: Sources close to Casper Smart tell us … t...

According to America's Life & Style magazine, Kim Kardashian and her family are really scared of the new tell-all book Kris Humphries' dad will reportedly write....

According to a new report, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise want to spoil their daughter this Christmas and give her whatever she wants....

Lindsay Lohan managed to talk Playboy down to only making her do one promotional appearance for her cover issue which was supposed to happen yesterday on Ellen, and you’ll never guess how that went. Gossip Cop reports: Gossip Cop has learned the ...

If there’s one thing that binds us together as a global community, it’s monitoring the comings and goings of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt‘s international gang of children because eventually they’re going to start stealing jewels...

What you’re looking at is a charcoal portrait of Lady GaGa drawn by Tony Bennett, who apparently signs his original artwork with his real last name “Benedetto” because all Italians have secret mob names. (That’s in the Bible.) I...

Welcome to Tueday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Simon Cowell who won’t be fooled even when Ryan Seacrest disguises himself as a horny female fan, Goldie Hawn who is just as disgusted as you are that she’s still wearing lingerie a...

*Tebows in the middle of Starbucks* Lord, thank you for this bounty which you have bestowed upon us… From the Amazon product page for “Why Men Love Bitches? From Doormat to Dreamgirl – A Woman’s Guide to Holding Her Own in a Rel...

For centuries, women have been trying to figure out how to trick a man into marrying them. Even ones with giant breasts find themselves desperate and alone with nothing but their giant breasts. But all that’s changed. Apparently Selena Gomez has ...

Posted by Photo Boy - Kate Winslet looks back nostalgically on helping people get laid in the 90′s. - Colton Haynes looks straight to me. - Jennifer Aniston is the Sexiest Woman Of All Time according to Men’s Health. (Disclaimer: This list ...

Actress Scarlett Johansson has recently confessed she plans to quit acting and leave Hollywood to begin a hippy life, but not just right now......

According to the latest reports, Kim Kardashian is said to have a crisis of confidence following her split from husband Kris Humphries....

“There’s just not enough room for her ass. Sean, I can’t look…” Despite my liberal leanings, I don’t see photos of Sean Penn and Oprah frantically running around Haiti in faux urgency and immediately start masturbati...

There was a time when Scarlett Johannson was considered one of the hottest young actresses in Hollywood and found herself on the receiving end of such penises as Josh Hartnett, Chris Evans and Justin Timberlake. She looks like this now and spent the be...

After rumors circulated a few weeks back, Jessica Simpson has officially signed a $3 million deal with Weight Watchers, according to Page Six. The plan is to have her immediately start shedding her baby weight which seems problematic considering she sp...

“What did Michael always tell Usher, ‘Distract them then go in for the squeeze?’” Here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in Washington D.C. over the weekend where Maplesus Christ was in town to serenade the president (into ...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Carrie and the girls back to work on Sex and the City 3 and looking sassier than ever, Christina Aguilera smuggling burritos in those goddamn tights she won’t take off and your newest Interne...

Posted by Photo Boy - Remember that time Chris Rock said racism was almost over? He should have a look at this. - George Takei takes a dump on Twilight. - Alec Baldwin destroys the record for the longest-running Facebook app commercial. - While Blake L...

“Great, Brandi’s eating Nilla wafers. How am I supposed to copy that? Think, LeAnn, think…” Here’s LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at his kids’ soccer game where like mature, responsible adults they didn’t say a ...

Possibly because she’s getting screwed out of her Playboy payday now that the pics leaked early, or just because coke costs money and her jaw hurts, here’s Lindsay Lohan posing for an exclusive set of bikini photos in Hawaii yesterday that ...

According to the latest reports, Zac Efron is really a generous guy as he has given more than 300 items of clothing to charity to go to homeless teens....

According to her own declaration, actress Charlize Theron — who split from boyfriend Stuart Townsend in January 2010 after almost nine years of romance — confessed she has never actually been on a date....

Seen here wafting the set of her Playboy shoot with the rich aroma of ash-scented noonerhole, Lindsay Lohan‘s spread that conveniently found itself “leaked” Friday morning has forced Hugh Hefner to release the issue early because clea...

After almost being traded to New Orleans – which he apparently only found about after the LA Times called him to comment – Lamar Odom has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks which should go awesome for his “marriage” to Khloe Ka...

Miley Cyrus apparently found time between clam bakes with Kelly Osbourne to attend not one, but two red carpet events over the weekend: CNN’s All-Star Heroes and The American Giving Awards. She also showed everyone she’s all grow’d up...

Welcome to the second point second installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more “Ha! The microphone’s a dick” jokes than you can shake a dick microphone at. I couldn’t be more proud. *sniff* You’...

Seen here trying to lodge another Maple Baby inside Selena Gomez in front of an entire wedding party (They also do bar mitzvahs.), Justin Bieber apparently made a promotional video for his fragrance Someday where he basically encourages dads to let the...

A few weeks ago, there was a report from an alleged former assistant of Angelina Jolie‘s claiming she locks herself in the basement for hours on end performing grueling physical exercises to stay thin. Except it turns out she’s actually bee...

If there’s ever been any criticism of Gwen Stefani, it’s that she wears way too much makeup and after seeing how freakishly accurate a massive pile of shiny, caked-on wax looks like her, I don’t see how you can say she doesn’t. ...

“I wonder if Charles would like it if I wore a lobster costume,” she thought. Lady GaGa is an insane, batshit drug addict, so you’ll be surprised to hear she has paranoid fears about dying exactly like Princess Di because, didn’...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed and I know what you’re thinking, “Is he actually ending the day without posting the leaked Lindsay Lohan Playboy pics?” Yes. Yes, I am. Here’s why: a.) Legally, I can’t post the...

Posted by Photo Boy - Remember that time Mr. Belvedere did an AIDS joke. Wait, What?! - Charlize Theron is the perfect woman. - Nicole Sherzinger is having a tough time at her new job. - Robert Pattinson‘s hand to penis ratio won’t stop Twi...

Proving that being immediately open and receptive to The Difficult Brown will land you a husband (Ladies?), Sinead O’Connor was married last night to some dude named Barry Herridge, who we know next to nothing about save his wanton lust for butt ...

Veteran British actor Gary Oldman – who reprises his role as Commissioner Gordon to Christian Bale's new Batman film – says movie fans are going to enjoy it to the fullest....

According to the latest reports, Glee actress Dianna Agron and her boyfriend Gossip Girl star Sebastian Stan have decided to call time on their relationship....