After essentially drowning their Asian cash cows, TLC has filed a lawsuit against Jon Gosselin for breach of contract and they literally plan on suing him into the poor house, according to RadarOnline. The network wants all the money... ...read full story...

Here's Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress.... ...read full story ...

Here's Pamela Anderson in her old Baywatch swimsuit at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami yesterday, and I had no idea the ravages of time counted as fashion these days. Along with bruises.. These are pics from a women's shelter,... ...read full story ...

- Kelly Bensimon wants to do Playboy and why not? It's not like you have to get naked anymore. They'll probably even let her wear a sweater. [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan admits her Ungaro fashion debut sucked then blames... ...read full story ...

See what others are saying about Paranormal Activity: A POTENT FRIGHTFEST That will fry your nerves and CREEP YOU OUT - Peter Travers ROLLING STONE THE SENSE OF DREAD Is Sustained the Entire Time - Peter Paras E! ONLINE... ...read full story ...

Ever wonder what it would look like to stare up Alessandra Ambrosio's skirt while she's drunk off her ass? SHAZAM! It's like I read your mind. Also, I saw some other shit up there and, dude, that's your cousin.... ...read full story ...

Well, it seems the rumors were wrong: Robert Pattinson never dated his co-star Nikki Reed. It had been claimed that the two got intimate while filming the Twilight sequel New Moon in Vancouver, this year. Recently Nikki has denied all this. ...

Sorry for the delayed start, folks. Apparently the Internet didn't want to hang out with me this morning. Anyway, here's Doutzen Kroes from the latest Victoria's Secret Lingerie catalog to complement Marisa Miller's bikini fest from earlier in the.. ...re...

It is no secret that Shakira, according to her own sayings, sounds like a goat.Before my third album, they warned me that if nothing really happened, they were going to drop me, Shakira said. I knew it was my last chance, so I took control. I started to g...

Jon Gosselin is getting seriously screwed by Stephanie Santoro. And not just in a dollhouse while the kids were sleeping. The one-time nanny is claiming that Jon confided in her that he was hacking into Kate's e-mails and bank... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan was ordered to court today for failing to satisfy the requirements of her probation from her 2007 DUI arrest. TMZ reports: As we first reported, the Right On Programs -- which Lindsay was ordered to attend as... ...read full story ...

- Tracy Morgan shits on his old SNL castmates in his new book. [PopEater] - George Clooney's new girlfriend will fucking cut you. [Lainey Gossip] - Khloe Kardashian hasn't figured out she's not the hot sister yet. [Drunken Stepfather:... ...read full stor...

Rumors say that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are a couple again. And Us Weekly magazine says that the rumors are TRUE!!! So, no more tears for Jennifer, no more Brad Pitt!!?? He really got to her, and she's hooked on him, a source said. She just can't ...

The fact that Robert Pattinson is one of the favorites of the tabloids doesn't seem to bother him so much. This can't be said about his mom, though, who believes everything the newspaper say about her son. My mom says, 'I can't believe you did this', and ...

Jon & Kate Plus 8, the family-friendly reality show turned flaming ATV wreck of tummy-tucked death, will officially end in November, according to People: After Jon Gosselin, 32, forbade TLC from filming his and 34-year-old estranged wife Kate's eigh ...re...

FOX and Burger King have issued a joint apology for a FOX NFL Sunday sketch that mocked Jessica Simpson's weight this past Sunday. Us Magazine reports: A rep for Fox tells Usmagazine.com in a statement: Burger King Corp. did... ...read full story ...

Because Perez Hilton obviously wasn't enough, John Mayer is making out with dudes again. RadarOnline reports: John was having a great time at the club, going wild to The Black Eyed Peas I Gotta Feeling - being the center... ...read full story ...

Meghan McCain sent the Internet a flutter when she posted the above pic to her Twitter Tuesday night. Apparently she thought it was just an innocent photo of her spending the night in despite the fact I just tried... ...read full story ...

You're a little late, Miranda. so I'm going to have to stare at your ass now. Balloon Boy would've wanted it that way may he rest in peace - at the neighbor's house playing Xbox. You can come out... ...read full story ...

I don't think he wants to play catch. The Stepfather starring Penn Badgley, Dylan Walsh in theaters Oct. 16 - ADVERTISEMENT - Photo: WENN... ...read full story ...

I don't know if Rose McGowan's plastic surgery is wearing off, or if she legitimately wants to look like Cesar Romero from the 60s Batman TV show. It's anyone's guess, really. Scope Out (12) Pics of Rose After the... ...read full story ...

Jesus Luz's relationship is apparently a gold mine. A dusty, scary, 5 million year old goldmine, but a goldmine nonetheless. InTouch reports: According to a friend, Jesus, 23, put his modeling career on hold in order to accompany Madonna... ...read full s...

Burger King and FOX essentially teamed up to harpoon, I mean lampoon, Jessica Simpson's weight in a skit that ran on this past weekend's FOX NFL Sunday. You can scope out the video after the jump then decide what... ...read full story ...

Here's Battlestar Galactica stars Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in the November issue of Maxim, and that asthmatic pop you just heard was every single geek with Internet access ejaculating into their Orko Underoos. *looks down* Wait, my bad,... ...read ful...

These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you're wondering why I'm posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope... ...read full story ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt's large breasts can't even make Jamie Kennedy stay with her. He's reportedly ready to bail on her for his ex-girlfriend, and former Britney Spears assistant, Shannon Funk, according to FOX 411: Jamie is still hung up... ...read full s...

Pamela Anderson was simply following the hot, new trend of exploiting children when she used a nine-year-old girl to hold her dress at the Hollywood Style Awards. But it appears some child advocacy groups don't appreciate fashion. Page Six... ...read full...

Even if she played a vampire queen in the 1996 film From Dusk Till Dawn, in which she performed a table-top snake dance, Salma Hayek is not a fan of the vampire current. I don't have a fascination for vampires at all, which is quite ironic, says Salma. I'...

Tilda Swinton aims her androgynous powers at Donald Trump. She's a woman, right? [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan is still sending coked out Tweets to Samantha Ronson. Hey, she misses the gargoyle penis. [Lainey Gossip] - Elle MacPherson just blew... ...read fu...

Here's Ashley Greene in the November 2009 issue of Men's Fitness, and I had no idea they featured hot chicks. Then again, what better motivation to drop some weight than a chance at intercoursing Ashley here? On that note:... ...read full story ...

Megan Hauserman commented last night on the murder of Jasmine Fiore at the hands of her husband Ryan Alexander Jenkins who was a contestant on the now-canceled Megan Wants a Millionaire. RadarOnline reports: Hauserman did not pick Jenkins, 32,... ...read ...

Because we never talk anymore and I'm pretty sure you're just using me for the bikini pictures, I've finally gotten around to starting a Facebook page for the site: The Superficial Facebook Fan Page Once you join, prepare yourself... ...read full story ...

Mad Men's January Jones poses for the November 2009 issue of GQ looking the hottest I've ever seen her look. And I'm not just saying that because she's basically topless underneath a leather jacket. I'm saying it because I... ...read full story ...

Here's Pamela Anderson at the A Muse Fashion Line Party in LA yesterday, and she's about to prove an important lesson to designer Richie Rich: If there's one thing that can make women not want to buy clothes, it's... ...read full story ...

Jon and Kate Gosselin met in court this morning where a judge ruled on absolutely none of their financial disputes and pretty much told them to cut this shit out for the sake of the kids. TMZ reports: The... ...read full story ...

These are shots of Jamie Pressly applying sunscreen while on her honeymoon in Mexico Saturday, and the paparazzi who shot these should've drowned themselves for shaming their profession by not getting a nipple shot. Sure, Jaime is apparently some... ...re...

Despite the lack of curriculum focusing on Xenu's many death rays, Katie Holmes has enrolled Suri in a Catholic school in Boston, according to the Daily Mail: The family are living in the city while Tom, 47, films his... ...read full story ...

Katy Perry was given a Barbie doll of herself. And what noble purpose could it have, other than displaying a naked mini-Perry (in full view) for everyone to see? Somebody wanted to make me into a doll and they made 500 of them, Katy said. All because I ha...

The fact that she can walk the streets unnoticed seems to make the USA mini-tour even more enjoyable for Kylie Minogue. I can keep a much lower profile, which is enjoyable, she said. And then if someone's looking at me, I'm like: 'Why are they staring at ...

According to her Twitter, Jessica Simpson is apparently receiving a barrage of fake reports claiming her coyote-snatched Malti-poo Daisy is still alive: People have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. Peop ...re...

Here's the cover for Shauna Sand's upcoming sex tape which she claims was never authorized because that tactic worked out awesome for the Armenian chick with the gigantic ass. Except one small problem, every one and their mother has... ...read full story ...

I'm only just now discovering that Ice T's wife Coco has a Twitter account, and it seems like she's using it to post provocative photos of herself. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it. When you're a... ...read full story ...

Here's Jaime Pressly continuing her Mexican honeymoon yesterday, and it looks like she's wearing the same bikini she wore on Saturday. I don't know if that's gross or shockingly frugal. It's not very often you see a (former) stripper... ...read full story...

Christina Hendricks wed her boyfriend of only a few months Geoffrey Arend on Saturday in New York, according to People. Now, I'm not the marrying type, but if I ever decided to sign my own death sentence, those are... ...read full story ...

- Courtney Love quits Twitter which leaves Lindsay Lohan as the undisputed champ of coked out sentences that make no fucking sense. [PopEater] - Jessica Biel's absence at Justin Timberlake's golf tournament suggests they're either on the rocks, or.. ...re...

Shauna Sand took her daughter to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Sunday afternoon, and you've got to be kidding me. There's no way this is happening: Shauna Sand is not wearing clear stripper heels. It's almost as if she finally... ...read full story ...

While others basically assaulted small children in the face with their breasts, here's a more modest Christina Aguilera taking her son Max to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch yesterday. Although she also brought Jordan Bratman which I'm sure left many... ...read f...

Did you ever wondered why does Robert Pattinson always look so tired? The answer seems to be: because he's a workaholic. Robert Pattinson, who's currently filming Eclipse, says he's always thinking about work, so he's never able to relax. ...

Kanye West completely bailed on the BET Hip-Hop Awards Saturday night, according to E! News: After stealing Taylor Swift's thunder at the MTV Video Music Awards, the rapper bailed on the Fourth Annual BET Hip-Hop Awards Saturday evening, giving... ...read...

Those who didn't think that Amy Winehouse can have a normal life, think again: rumors say that Amy is dating a mystery man and it seems her life is back on track. The mystery man will not be revealed until Amy's sure their romance has a future. ...