Jenna Jameson posed nude for a new PETA ad encouraging pet owners to get their animals fixed. Apparently, when we're not around, our furry friends are sex-craved maniacs who constantly get their Discovery Channel on. This explains why my cat bought a jac...

Legendary singer Isaac Hayes who wrote and sang the theme song for Shaft and voiced the advice-giving Chef on South Park dropped dead on during a workout at his Memphis home Sunday. He was 65. Relatives found the soul singer unconscious next to a still-ru...

Sad news: Stand-up comic and actor Bernie Mac died at early Saturday morning in a Chicago hospital. He only 50 years old but pneumonia took him down! Actor/ comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago are...

Jewel married longtime boyfriend rodeo star Ty Murray yesterday in the Bahamas, according to Us Magazine: Jewel is thrilled! It was so romantic, the source adds. She looked beautiful! Her dress is gorgeous, the ring is gorgeous. They can't be happier! Th...

Lily Allen took to her blog today to explain why her nipples stepped out for some London air yesterday. It turns out she has small breasts and hates bras which is apparently the perfect recipe for Boobs Poppinsonia. And now the non-capitalized, oddly spa...

Brooke Hogan stepped out to do a little tanning yesterday outside her Miami apartment. And by tanning I mean she's making the marketing team work overtime. Gotta keep those ratings up. In fact, I've obtained an excerpt from Brooke's VH1 contract that sho...

Clay Aiken's producer, who he convinced to artificially inseminate herself with his seed, gave birth to a baby boy today. Here's hoping she got a sweet bonus for this project or at the very least a fruit basket. E! Online reports: Faye Aiken told Raleigh...

Maybe it's the jeans, or the lighting, or the slow gas leak in my apartment, but Britney Spears' ass is looking surprisingly good. Not 10 years ago/I'd stab my grandmother to touch it good, but respectable good. I'm actually staring at it - on purpose! H...

These are shots of Kate Hudson in the latest issue of W, and what the Baby Jesus is going on here? It looks like Kate's supposed to be Robocop's wife whose had some sort of sexual awakening and now likes chicks. Except later she's murdered in an Olive Ga...

British pop star Joss Stone got into an head-butting dust-up with her brother at a family baptism. Joss, 21, named godmother to half-brother Daniel Skillin's year-old son Louis, enraged some family members by arriving a half hour late. Joss blamed heavy t...

Claymate fans rejoice: Clay Aiken and his female friend/partner Jaymes Foster welcomed a child together in North Carolina this morning. The American Idol star's mom, Faye Aiken, told the Raleigh radio station WRAL that her son's longtime producer gave bir...

Jay-Z says keeping things real and sacred is the reason he won't talk about his secret marriage to Beyonce. I just think it's really a part of your life that you gotta keep to yourself, he says in the September issue of Vibe, hinting that they're hitched ...

Untrained dancer Joshua Allen was crowned So You Think You Can Dance's fourth-season champ during this week's live finale. The 19-year-old hip hop/street dancer from Fort Worth, Texas, had another crying jag when he was predictably announced as the winner...

Ah, Winnie Cooper, my first love. All those summer days spent swimming, throwing rocks at hippies and participating in other activities that beat you over the head that it's the 60's. But those times were never meant to last. Like most young loves, ours'...

Why do these pictures always look like they're taken from miles away? And why never from behind? What are you trying to hide Kim Kardashian? What's the big secret?! Oh, right: the ass. Gotcha. So, I guess I'm safe in assuming these shots of Kim in Mexico...

Morgan Freeman was released from the hospital today. He was admitted with several broken bones after flipping his car late Sunday night. People reports: I left the hospital today just after 12 noon, Memphis time, Freeman said in a statement released by h...

British singer Lily Allen flashed the paparazzi her boob today while getting out of her car. Hey, tit happens, I completely understand. Those things pay my bills. But here's what I don't get: Later on, Lily does it again only this time with the other one...

These are the first pics of Jamie Lynn Spears in public after giving birth to daughter Maddie Brianne. Just to be clear, I don't want this post encouraging young readers to consider teenage pregnancy because your body apparently snaps right back into sha...

Here's pics of The Bachelorette star DeAnna Pappas in a bikini washing her car with fiancee Guy ThatShouldGetOutOfTheFreakingFrameSeriously. Is this really news? Is DeAnna Pappas even a celebrity? Are bikinis the answer to world peace? These questions an...

Mary-Kate Olsen is free to murder another young actor in his prime. (Please be Dane Cook. Please be Dane Cook. Please be Dane Cook.) Federal prosecutors have decided not to pursue a criminal case regarding Heath Ledger's acquisition of prescription paink...

Just days after being involved in a one-car accident, Dark Knight star Morgan Freeman has confirmed to Access Hollywood through a spokesperson that he and his wife of 24-years, costumer Myrna Colley-Lee, are involved in a divorce action. Apparently, it's ...

Kim Kardashian will apparently be a playable character in the upcoming boxing video game Facebreaker from EA Sports. I included footage of Kim's character after the jump, and I've got to say I'm disappointed. For starters, they make it seem like Kim poss...

Quentin Tarantino is reportedly trying to cast Britney Spears in his remake of the 1965 film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Apparently, Tarantino can't imagine anyone else tackling the role of a lesbian stripper. Way to dream big there, buddy. The UK Teleg...

When I wrote a post yesterday about Page Six columnist Lydia Hearst making out with Aubrey O'Day, I figured, Hey, here's a chick I'll never write about again for the rest of my life. But then Lydia launched the new Myla lingerie ad campaign (above) and h...

Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are getting a divorce. The news hit just days after the actor was pulled out of his car with the jaws of life along with a female passenger. Pimpin' ain't easy. (I blame the cataracts.) Access Hollywood reports: Fr...

Jenna Jameson is carrying a smaller version of Tito Ortiz in her uterus which brings her one baby closer to achieving her lifelong dream of becoming Angelina Jolie. Only five more to go along with a shitload of plastic surgery. You can do it! Page Six re...

Okay, stay cool, Katie. The scarf is working. So you forgot you had rehearsal today and had to run out of the apartment in your Tom clothes. You were caught up playing 'The Ship's Captain Meets the Young Stow Away Who is Definitely a Dude.' There's no cr...

Cindy Crawford continues her vacation in France with husband Rande Gerber and special guest George Clooney. This time she's partaking in some topless sunbathing and gravity has been ridiculously kind to Cindy. The last pair of 42-year-old breasts I saw b...

Bubblehead Paris Hilton is back in the news thanks to a mention in a national campaign ad by Sen. John McCain's camp. In the ad, Barack Obama is compared to being a big celebrity, just like Britney and Paris, and that Americans didn't need a celebutard fo...

Zac Efron has had enough of the squeaky-clean image and the bubble gum teen musicals and wants to do something dark. Well, that's what HE wants - but the studio that owns him says he's gonna be doing a remake of 'Footloose'. During Sunday night's Teen Cho...

Charlie Sheen has been ID'd as the highest paid TV actor in Tinseltown making a ridiculous $825,000 per episode of his half hour comedy Two and a Half Men. That's more than Keifer Sutherland in '24', or even CSI star and exec producer William Petersen who...

I'm no physicist, but with the combined density of Kim Kardashian's ass and breasts (which act as counterweights), how does she not have her own gravitational pull and/or break through the Earth's crust with every step? Get me a room full of scientists w...

Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day got her make-out on last night with publishing heiress Lydia Hearst outside of Club Butter in New York. I guess Aubrey realized she better hop on the lesbian bandwagon while the fire-crotch is hot. I should really send Lindsay ...

Nereida Gallardo continues her epic quest to spend 90% of the summer totally topless in order to piss off ex-boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo. I wish my exes flashed their boobs to get back at me. Boy, would I learn my lesson. UPDATE: Did it work? Shit... NO...

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson might be getting married now that California has lifted the ban on gay marriage. I honestly don't believe this for a second because then I'd have to admit Lindsay Lohan is a real lesbian. I'll punch my own mother first. ...

Remember when FBI agents confiscated Anne Hathaway's private journals during a raid of her ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri's apartment? Turns out the Feds may have also hit the jackpot. And by jackpot I, of course, mean nude photos of Anne Hathaway becau...

In case you didn't like the ones she took of herself these past few months, more pictures of Miley Cyrus posing in her underwear and doing her pouty lips look have been leaked on to the internet. In the most recent photo release, the Hannah Montana star ...

Morgan Freeman is surprisingly jovial after being pulled out of his car by the jaws of life late Sunday night. He's scheduled to undergo surgery for several broken bones, but is quoted as saying Pfft. Car crashes are pussy shit. Okay, he didn't really sa...

A gay wedding between Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan is absolutely never going to happen but any publicity is good publicity in Hollyweird. So Michael Lohan made it a point to tell the media that he wouldn't attend the wedding that isn't going to happen and...

Mary-Kate's lawyer took to the press yesterday after a story ran in the New York Post claiming Mary-Kate Olsen is seeking immunity from prosecution before speaking to the DEA about Heath Ledger's accidental overdose. The AP reports: We have provided the ...

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to be interviewed by federal investigators about Heath Ledger's accidental overdose until she's granted immunity from prosecution. This latest move proves what I've always feared: Pauly Shore knew something relevant when he cl...

Apparently it's Sobering News Day on The Superficial. Morgan Freeman was seriously injured in an accident late last night and is in serious condition at a Mississippi hospital. His car flipped several times after veering off the highway and rescue worker...

Eva Mendes is more than just the face for the new Calvin Klein Secret Obsession campaign. She's also the bush, boobs and nipples. Just scope out the NSFW version of the photo above along with the even more NSFW commercial after the jump. The spot is alre...

Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband's part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfin...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's new babies Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline can be seen in the latest issue of People which hits newsstands today. The magazine paid $90 bajillion for the photo rights which is a lot of money for Angelina Jolie holding bas...

'Hairspray' star Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested after a bizarre brawl with 'America's Top Model' contestant Bianca Golden at a Caribbean island airport on Wednesday. All three were taken into custody by police in the Turks and Caicos Islands -...

Popular actor Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident Sunday night near his home in Mississippi. The Dark Knight star was said to be traveling with an unnamed female passenger just north of the town of Ruleville at around 11.30 pm when the o...

Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, according to her publicist. E! Online reports: Benefiting from early detection through a doctor-ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening, publicist Ame Van Iden said. Christina is followin...

Mary-Kate Olsen is refusing to be questioned by federal investigators who are looking into the accidental drug death of The Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger unless she receives immunity from prosecution. The New York Post is reporting that the feds could ge...

Shia La Beouf's left hand was crushed in that car accident he was involved in a week ago and producers have decided to write the serious injury into the script of his film, Transformers 2, which is currently on hold until Shia recovers enough to return to...