Holy crap, another Kim Kardashian post! It's like I made you guys a Kim sandwich with a Heidi Montag center. For you calorie-counters out there, that's the nutritional equivalent of eating an actual Barbie doll surrounded by two Christmas hams. So, basic...

Richie Sambora is staring down the barrel of child endangerment charges stemming from his DUI arrest where he had his 10-year-old daughter in the car. The Laguna Beach Police have handed the case over to prosecutors who will ultimately decide what charge...

These are pics of Kim Kardashian at some event over the weekend that I didn't get around to posting yesterday thanks to Ashlee Simpson's uterus and Adnan getting stabbed. I know you guys are probably thinking Damn, he must really love us to post pics of ...

Jessica Gibson, the former 24-year-old nanny of Rob Lowe, is claiming the actor exposed himself, touched himself and groped her several times in her lawsuit, filed yesterday in Santa Barbara, according to TMZ: The suit also alleges that the actor grabbe...

Dr. Phil's producers are embarrassed and now pointing accusing fingers at a lowly flunky staffer whom they say went beyond guidelines after the assistant posted bail for the lil snowflake who beat the crap out of a girl named Victoria Lindsay and posted t...

In England, people don't like me, golddigger Heather Mills recently said. Well, music fans on this side of the pond don't like the legendary Beatle's ex-wife either, but that isn't going to stop her from moving over here. But I'm going to move to America,...

It's not officially a scandal yet but it's juust about there. The nanny who is being sued by Rob Lowe for blackmail is now counter-attacking and filed a lawsuit Monday claiming that the West Wing actor sexually harassed her and exposed himself to her on s...

Ashlee Simpson is having Pete Wentz's baby. Us Magazine ended the speculation today that started when the couple announced their engagement last Wednesday: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com. The singer, 23, is expecting her...

Heidi Montag launched her new clothing line Heidiwood over the weekend which she previously described as fun and flirty for the everyday woman. Since I'm freaking bad to the ass, I came up with a more appropriate slogan: Heidiwood: Clothing designed excl...

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Brooke Hogan hosted a charity boxing event over the weekend that will be featured on an episode of her new reality show Brooke Knows Best. I always like to see others succeed*, so here's a few tips that Brooke should know best about: 1. Don't ever, EVER ...

Dr. Phil tried to score himself some exclusivity this weekend after shooting himself in the foot with the Britney Spears fiasco. But life must hate the Phil because this attempt fired yet another bullet into his hoofer. You see, Satan's doctor wanted an ...

Britney Spears ex-boyfriend and ex-paparazzo Adnan Ghalib was stabbed last night at a nightclub. He's doing okay and is out of the hospital, according to JFX Online: He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I'm no...

Unlike her current imitators such as Paris Hilton, the now-dyed Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe the original blonde bombshell made a sex tape that ended up being classified by the FBI. I doubt copies of A Night in Paris are locked away n...

Katie Holmes is said to be 'on the verge' of signing a contract to appear in a major Broadway play in the hopes that it will revive her failing career. 'Katie's feeling really down right now and she just wants to be hot property again,' a friend tells Now...

That 3-car fender bender on Saturday, the latest accident involving Britney Spears, was reportedly caused by the pop tart applying make-up while driving. Brit and her bodyguard were going down Ventura Boulevard in her Mercedes when she rear-ended another ...

Victoria Beckham's clothing line is being pulled from Fred Segal's and Kitson. Much like Posh Spice her clothes turned into a stick thin anomaly with a freakishly large head. Okay, that metaphor kind of sucked, but I think you get my point. InTouch repor...

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have a reason for announcing their engagement last week: the couple have a baby on the way, says a report in OK! magazine. A friend of Simpson's confirmed that Ashlee is pregnant and that the baby is due in October. She and ...

I'm sorry Kim Kardashian lovers/Weight Watchers enthusiasts but this is how you show up for a premiere: By looking SH-BANGIN'! This is Mila Kunis at the premiere of her new movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I gotta admit I never was much of a fan durin...

Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib were spotted together yesterday shopping at Victoria's Secret. This is so obviously the doings of Ashton Kutcher. How can I tell? Oh, I dunno, maybe because IT'S KATHY GRIFFIN! Jesus, who would believe this? If Ashton reall...

The people's plus-sized champion Kim Kardashian gets invited to all kinds of high-class events. Like the premiere of the straight-to-video comedy National Lampoon's One, Two, Many which surprisingly wasn't in some guy's basement. But I don't want to take...

Holy freaking crap, it's the reclusive because her parents want to hide their shame in the backwoods of Louisiana but the paps still find her anyway Jamie Lynn Spears! Sometimes I doubt my journalistic integrity, but when I post pics like this, I know I'...

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Vanilla Ice (Real name: Robert Van Winkle) was arrested last night at his home after he got into an argument with his wife and allegedly shoved her, according to TMZ: Vanilla Ice is still in custody at Palm Beach County Jail. Palm Beach County Sheriff's ...

So where's the love for the wonky-eyed Paris Hilton? Geez, she puts out an offer than you all are invited to a casting call to get on her dumb show so you can look like retards trying to be like her best best slutty girlfriend and go shopping in Prague an...

Neil Patrick The Doogs Harris doesn't want to see another Britney Spears cameo on his show How I Met Your Mother. Even though she scored the show its highest ratings ever with a bump of over 1 million viewers. But Doogie doesn't see what's so great about...

CBS News, which pays perky Katie Couric a whopping $15 Million a year for reading the evening news, is thinking about kicking her to the curb and maybe trying someone else to get them out of last place in the 3-network news race. The Washington Post is cl...

CBS canceled its new reality show, Secret Talents of the Stars after only one episode when they discovered that it sucked the B-list and C-list Stars they put in the competition didn't really have many talents, hidden or otherwise. ...

Leona Lewis's single 'Bleeding Love', from her first album 'Spirit', has reached #1 on the charts this week. The 23-year-old British pop singer, the winner of the third series of Simon Cowell's British talent show 'The X Factor', is predicted to be dubbed...

Auditions were held in New York City for Paris Hilton's new MTV reality show where contestants will compete to be the Wonk's new best friend. Turns out not many people give a shit. Believe me when I say words cannot express the levels of shock I'm experi...

Governor Eliot Spitzer's wife Silda supposedly knew about his relations with hookers such as Ashley Alexandra Dupre (above), according to a reliable source for Page Six: Gov. Eliot Spitzer has told friends his wife was aware of his dalliances with hooker...

Katie Jordan Price made a promotional stop at Harrod's for her newest children's book Mermaids and Pirates: Follow the Fish. That's right: Katie Price wrote a children's book. The main characters of the book are Katie the Mermaid and Peter the Pirate - a...

Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz will officially exchange eyeliners ... er, rings. They're engaged! and want everyone to know about this very private matter - by telling all the tabloids about it. We know there has been a lot of speculation rec...

Love is truly in the air. Beyonce and Jay-Z tied the knot, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged and now Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are deciding to tough it out and continue growing further unattractive together. The two did not attend their sch...

Angelina Jolie still has not come out and said she's pregnant with Brad Pitt's love child yet, but what more do we need to know now that she's growing big and constantly talking about some unknown weirdness kicking inside her stomach. We aren't supposed t...

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are officially engaged. The two announced their unholy asshat union on their blog Friends or Enemies: THIS JUST IN FROM ASHLEE SIMPSON We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our f...

Christina Aguilera's post-pregnancy mamma-jamma's of power (above from February) are rapidly shrinking, according to The Sun: Like countless other celebs mums, the Dirrty star has been quick to shed the pounds after giving birth. Apparently, she has been...

These are shots of Kate Hudson wearing a super short mini-skirt yesterday on the set of her new film Bride Wars. Just in case you forgot how awesome her ass is. Eh? Who loves you? Anyway, had I known Kate was strutting around the streets in this get-up, ...

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The National Hockey League recruited celebrity bloggers including Kevin Smith and Dierks Bentley to help draw attention to the sport. Somehow, presumably by accident, they also enlisted Lauren Conrad of The Hills. Someone should tell the NHL she has the ...

These are shots of Kim Kardashian poolside at her house in a bikini/swimsuit while filming an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I'm starting to think the title of the show is a jab at Kim's inability to keep up with her family when they're out ...

Ryan Seacrest and Sophie Monk were spotted together last night while leaving a restaurant in LA. Ryan tried to act like the two weren't on a date: Hello, there, paparazzi. How are you this evening? Yes, I'm TV and radio personality Ryan Seacrest. What's ...

Simon Cowell recently admitted that he finds his show 'American Idol' to be mind-numbingly boring and can't even be bothered to hide his true feelings: It's a reality show. If you're bored you're bored. If you're not, you're not. I can't help it if I'm bo...

After 10 years of living together and sharing two children, Johnny Depp and the love of his life Vanessa Paradis want to tie the knot and make it official, says a report in Life & Style. For all intents and purposes, we are married. Johnny has said, If sh...

Mary Louise Parker, the hot mom from Weeds, called off her engagement to Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Smiley McMoustache above, according to the AP: Parker, who plays an upscale suburban marijuana dealer on the Showtime comedy, ended the relationship with her ac...

The British must have dusted off some long-forgotten, archaic law and finally found a reason to send Pete Doherty off to jail for a few weeks. The country's celebrity catch-and-release program has run out of excuses for letting the often-arrested Babysham...

Sarah Jessica Parker and her Sex and the City co-stars (From left to right: ACK!, Horseface, I'd Do that Old Ass, The Obligatory Hot One) act friendly and cordial in front of the cameras, but Sarah Jessica didn't sit with her cast mates during a gala Mon...

Paris Hilton surprised me by using words and sentences to update her blog last night and informed everyone that she's in love with Benji Madden. I imagine after she finished typing Paris fell out of her chair, clutching her head and screaming OW! OW! OW!...

Playboy Playmate Iliana Fischer took in some chill time on the beach in Malibu. I'm not really familiar with her work so I scoped out her official website. Fortunately she's attractive because, after watching a clip of her film Blind Passion, Iliana has ...

Tori Spelling is eight months pregnant but decided to show off how good her body still looks in a bikini. Apparently she was freaked out over her weight gain from first baby Liam, but Tori has things locked down this time around. Us Magazine reports: So ...