Awhile back there were rumors that Michael Jackson and his brothers Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie were planning to tour together again. But MJ hasn't been well, and while most of the brothers are in dire need of money, it's been revealed that Jacko ha...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi made good on their promise to immediately wed once the ban against gay marriage was deemed unconstitutional in California. Somewhere, John McCain just went Huh? What? I want tapioca. People reports: Ellen DeGeneres and...

Actor and musician Jared Leto and his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, are being sued by Virgin Records for $30 million for failing to deliver three albums. Under an agreement signed by the group in 1999, they were to release five albums for the label but only d...

With a little help from his teammates, Michael Phelps made history yesterday at the Water Cube in Beijing winning his eight gold medal at a single Olympics surpassing the mark set by Mark Spitz in 1972. Phelps barely won number seven by a fingernail Frid...

Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi in the backyard of their home in Beverly Hills yesterday. According to a report in People magazine, The intimate ceremony was attended by 19 guests, including Ellen's mom Betty...

A surprisingly immune to overdose Amy Winehouse went on her daily drinking binge last night and in the process managed to assault an innocent bystander. Apparently an older woman was concerned for Amy's health and stopped to talk to her. Fearing that her...

Olympic athlete and women's volleyball competitor Kerri Walsh has wisely decided her ass is a veritable weapon in the fight against HIV/AIDS infection. I want everyone to know I'm behind this cause. Hi-OH! But, no, seriously, if I make a donation do I at...

Lindsay Lohan has an undying love of the cock. Or at least that's what her friends are telling OK! Magazine. Sure, maybe they didn't use those exact words, but I dare you to draw a different conclusion. No, scratch that. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!: Apparentl...

These are shots of Selma Blair in a bikini on the set of her new show Kath & Kim, but that's not important right now. Can somebody tell me what in the hell is going on with Selma Blair's crotch in some of these photos? Is her vagina trying to escape? Tha...

'Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince' is going to do a disappearing act and vanish from its scheduled November release. It won't see the big screen until July of next summer. There's a lot of speculation as to what is behind the eight month delay. The...

Ed McMahon's house was on the verge of foreclosure until a lone toupee-d knight swooped in and saved him. The Donald is feeling benevolent these days and worked out a deal to buy Ed's house and lease it right back to him. People reports: Trump, who does ...

Sarah Connor Chronicles actor Brian Austin Green has been so inspired by the stardom attained by the late Heath Ledger playing the Joker in The Dark Knight that he's revealed he dreams of landing the coveted villain role in the next Batman film. Maybe th...

DMX must really like getting arrested. In fact, I'm willing to go so far to say he should marry getting arrested. He was picked up yesterday at an Arizona Wal-Mart after he failed to show up for a court hearing on Tuesday for his animal-cruelty and drug-...

Kevin Federline apparently likes the name Britney no matter how it's spelled. He was recently beguiled by the beauty of socialite Brittny Gastineau (above) whose greatest and sole accomplishment is coming out of a wealthy vagina. Page Six reports:: The f...

Christian Bale is off the hook. London police have been instructed to drop charges that Batman assaulted his mother due to lack of evidence. That loud wheezing sound you just heard was the excited whimper of a million geeks the world over. The AP reports...

Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy diatribe on her MySpace page, Lindsay also surprisingly defends her mom Dina who has the parenting skills of asbestos: he...

Jamie Lynn Spears' boyfriend Casey Aldridge is claiming he never had sex with 28-year-old Kelli Dawson while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. Kelli claims her and Casey were hooking up until March of this year. While her story lacks credibility simply because th...

These are shots of bikini models at the Hotel Bondi 08/09 Swim Show taking place in Sydney, Australia. What's this got to do with anything? Bikini. Do I even know any of these girls' names? Not even one. Are they of age? Uhhh, sure! Do I deserve a Pulitz...

Hold on to your androgynous zones; the new season of America's Next Top Model just got a whole lot more penis-ier. Meet Isis (above) a transgender model who identifies herself as 'a woman born physically male.' She/He made the cut to be on Tyra Bank's co...

Rocker John Mayer has just dumped Jennifer Aniston for all the usual reasons: He's not ready to settle down and have kids. she comes across as a little too desperate to smother him, and she wanted to control the serial womanizer by limiting his touring ti...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly considering starring in new comedy called 'Food Fight'. The acting couple, both of whom seem to be having troubles scoring movie gigs lately even if he is head of a studio, are said to be ready to make their firs...

Are Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge really going to go through with a wedding? And will his girlfriend be invited? It's come out that Casey was seeing an older woman named Kelli Dawson, 28, while 16-year-old Jambo was pregnant with Casey's baby. Kell...

It's over. Time for the beef to end and the beat to begin between T.I. and Ludacris who have announced a surprising collaboration between the two Atlanta hip-hoppers. There's a time and place for everything, and now is the time, Luda told MTV News about t...

Sad news today. Hollywood is about to lose one of its trademark staples: Parties at the Playboy Mansion. Talk about the end of an era. Of course, some say that era ended the last time Hugh Hefner had an erection (See: Reagan Administration), but let's sh...

Casey Aldridge, the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter Maddie, was reportedly sleeping with another woman while Jamie Lynn was pregnant. His mistress was 28-year-old Kelli Dawson (above) and I can see the attraction. Who doesn't love a weary-looking s...

Danish supermodel Helena Christensen did a little swimming today while vacationing in France with Bono and his wife. Damn, I hope someday I marry a woman who lets me bring a supermodel to the beach with us. Otherwise, I'll have to ask the neighbors to st...

The Britney Spears Holy Shit, I Need Money! Tour continues today. This time with a stop at OK! Magazine where Britney gave her first post-batshit interview. Turns out she's able to form opinions on various topics. I'm as shocked as you are. Here's what B...

These are shots of Rihanna vacationing in Barbados with her boyfriend R&B singer Chris Brown. I also included pictures of her climbing into a raft while wearing a bikini. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm pretty sure it's somethin...

Hide your babies, mommas, cuz when Madonna sees one she wants - nothing will stand in the evil bitch's way. The Give It 2 Me Girl wants to adopt another African baby from Malawi. The 2-year-old is named Mercy James and her extended family is fighting to k...

Paris Hilton is being sued by Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. for $75,000 for not fulfilling promotional obligations related to her 2006 bomb, 'National Lampoon's Pledge This!' in which she played the president of an exclusive sorority. The company cla...

Maid in Manhattan, the hit romantic comedy that starred Jennifer Lopez maybe be coming to TV as a series. In one of her better roles, Jen played a single mom from the Bronx who works as a maid at a posh New York hotel and catches the eye of a politician w...

Madonna and Guy Ritchie were reportedly set to adopt an African girl named Mercy before their marriage hit the rocks. Now that the healing has begun, the couple is moving forward with the adoption plans that don't sound anything at all like an internatio...

Tila Tequila allegedly has a new girlfriend. You might recognize her as Courtenay Semel who was once romantically linked to Lindsay Lohan. Fire crotch eating aside, she's a goddamn hero: Tila will not be returning for a third season of MTV's A Shot at Lo...

Tom Cruise and the lovely, yet lobotomized, Katie Holmes attended the premiere of Tropic Thunder last night. Protesters from several mental disability groups picketed the event at Mann's Bruin Theater because of the use of the word retard in the film. Fo...

Meet UK receptionist/gymnast Alison Carroll. She's just been announced as the new face of Lara Croft since Angelina Jolie has decided to become the vaginal portal for an entire civilization. The Telegraph reports: But Carroll has not landed a movie role ...

Nikki Blonksy's father Carl was allowed to post bail yesterday due to a medical condition. He can't leave the Turks and Caicos island until his trial for beating the ever living crap out of Elaine Golden the mother of America's Next Top Model contestant,...

Jason Statham got booted from the Playboy Mansion over the weekend. So, did he scissor kick Hugh Hefner? Or perhaps violate Mansion code by yelling Holy shit, I didn't know they were hookers, too!? Nope, none of the above. Jason Statham refused to have h...

Jennifer Aniston is ranked third on Forbes' list of Hollywood's top earning actresses. The actress, who stays in the news cuz she's seeing serial dater John Mayer, reportedly earned $27 million last year but it wasn't from her recent line up of films: 'Ma...

Within hours of Hayden Panettiere's father Alan posting bail yesterday for assaulting his wife Lesley (FYI, they were both effing hammered), the two went for a public walk together as a sign of solidarity to show their love is as strong as ever. ALAN: I ...

Angelina Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character in Edwin A. Salt about a fictional CIA officer who's accused by a defector of belonging to a Russian sleeper cell and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence. Tom Cruise had ...

The younger brother of freestyle Moto X rider Carey Hart died from injuries he suffered after crashing on Connecticut's Stafford Motor Speedway during a practice run on Saturday. Anthony Hart, 21, was airlifted to nearby Hartford Hospital, where he was pr...

Britney Spears is either a really good sport or broke as all hell. She currently stars in the latest promotional spots for the MTV Video Music Awards with host Russell Brand. Part of the gag involves Britney and Russell sitting in a room with a giant ele...

Hollyscoop is reporting that Hayden Panettiere's mom Lesley got drunk as hell last night at the benefit for the Whaleman Foundation and was flirting with other men. She allegedly decided to smack her husband Alan around who was also tanked and either try...

Lynne Spears new book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World will hit bookshelves next month and it appears ol' Lynne is cashing in her kids' lives. The book includes chapters on Britney's meltdown and Jamie Lynn's teenage ...

First, the world waited to see the first photos of Angelina Jolie's newborn twins. Now, we wait to see who she'll endorse to be President of the United States. My God, how much power does this woman have? How do we know her breasts aren't intergalactic w...

Comedian Bernie Mac passed away Saturday morning from pneumonia. Earlier last week, it was reported he would make a full recovery despite have been previously diagnosed with sarcoidosis a disease that affects the immune system. Sadly, Bernie didn't pull ...

In a freakish turn of events, Isaac Hayes, who co-stars with Bernie Mac in the upcoming film Soul Men, was found dead Sunday afternoon. The 65-year-old soul singer was collapsed near a treadmill when he was discovered by a family member, according to the...

Hayden Panettiere hosted a charity benefit last night for the Whaleman Foundation at Eva Longoria's restaurant Beso. What was supposed to be a special evening for the Heroes star, turned into a crapfest when Hayden's father punched her mother twice after...

Disney actress Selena Gomez isn't thinking about doing a solo music career and following in the footsteps of Mean Girl Miley. But she appreciates the talents of her friends, the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato, and has acquired a teenage urge to learn musi...

Homewrecker Sienna Miller is allegedly begging Balthazar Getty's wife to speak well of her so she can still salvage her career in Hollywood. (Uh, what career?) She wants Rosetta Getty, who has four small children with Balt, to admit their marriage was ove...