Welcome to the two point three installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, bringing you sweet commenty manna in the desert after last week’s hiatus. Although, take heart, as I made sure to include all the comments from last week PLU...

“Your children forced me to this.” Roughly 300 AD, it was decided that a sequel to the Old Testament would be shekels in the camels because early Mesopotamia was a lot like modern Hollywood right down to the boy love and rampant golden show...

According to reports, Hollywood heartthrob Robert Pattinson has been spotted on a shopping session to buy Christmas presents for girlfriend Kristen Stewart....

According to The Wrap, Oscar-winning star Dame Helen Mirren is going to be the inner voice of a character on TV show Glee — which stars Matthew Morrison, Lea Michele and Heather Morris....

A surprising amount of you wrote in on this one, so here’s the time Adam Lambert was arrested for getting into a drunken brawl with his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen last night. Via HuffPo Entertainment: According to Finnish tabloid the Ilta-Sanomat, ...

Here’s LeAnn Rimes still in Mexico and still blatantly posing for the paparazzi she arranged these pics with. Granted, she got me to post them – Stupid bikinis… – it’s not so much for the intentions she 100% believes will ...

“Carmen Sandiego can only be played by a woman, you say? We’ll see about that… Click!” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rose McGowan getting her face tightened for the holidays – “We’ll ...

Here’s JWoww modeling her new bikini line “JWoww by Perfect Tan Bikini,” and whoever airbrushed these deserves the goddamn Nobel Prize because this is way better work than her Maxim cover and Lindsay’s Playboy spread. Instead of...

Kris Humphries played his first game with the New Jersey Nets last night since his divorce from Kim Kardashian, and apparently Knicks fans take the sanctity of marriage very seriously – or are extremely protective of massive asses that will one d...

Posted by Photo Boy - The 30 Craziest Facebook Stories Of 2011 - As if dying on the toilet wasn’t shameful enough, now Elvis‘ fans have to deal with this? - Marc Anthony‘s kids will not be raised by JLo‘s Cabana boy. - Vanessa P...

In a recent interview for The Hollywood Reporter, actor Vin Diesel has confirmed he is going to star in another Fast and Furious movie!...

According to reports from OK! magazine, socialite Kim Kardashian — who has recently divorced Kris Humphries — already wants to start a family with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush....

According to the latest reports, former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, Finnish reality star Sauli Koskinen, were both arrested and sent to jail in Helsinki early Thursday morning because they got into a fight at a bar....

Posted by Photo Boy - Ryan Reynolds brought Blake Lively home to meet his parents. - Kelly Ripa is nothing with out Regis. NOTHING! - Terrence Howard‘s divorce will expose those racist white ladies who get married to black guys to show everyone ...

Welcome to the most inevitable, not-at-all surprising news to come out of the Kardashian Kunt Kabal that I’m literally kicking myself for not making a Chinese slave labor joke over all these years. Seriously, these people sell clothing, where the...

Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at JFK yesterday where she made it a point to cover her face with a movie “script” conveniently labeled “Untitled.” So just assume Dina drank 20 gins on the flight and convinced Lindsay this p...

Posted by Photo Boy The above photos of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian indicate a couple things that you can be almost 100% sure of. First, if a young starlet dangerously starves herself to the brink of death takes care of her body in a completely natur...

Mmmm… smug satisfaction. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Vanessa Hudgens hopped up on white chocolate again, Minka Kelly clearly wanting me to stare at her vagina and goddammit, Heidi Klum, buy a better camera. You’...

The National Enquirer is hit or miss – mostly miss – but let’s take a look at their report on Kim Kardashian‘s “humanitarian mission” to Haiti, and then I’ll explain why it’s absolutely true: During her 4...

Hollywood hunk Ryan Gosling is reportedly sick of always being mistaken for fellow screen star Ryan Reynolds, and he actually hopes that next year he will be able to finally separate himself from the other Ryan....

Actress Rooney Mara, who plays the lead character in new movie Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, had to drastically change her lifestyle and appearance for this role....

According to the latest reports, Marc Anthony wants to fight with his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez for the custody of their three-year-old twins....

“The Sand People are easily startled but they’ll soon be back, and in greater numbers.” – Jesus of Nazareth. We already posted one 40-something man-face bag of silicone in a bikini, so what’s one more? Here are just-releas...

Mariah Yeater has already been caught texting a friend that Justin Bieber isn’t the father of her baby, not to mention the real father has already come forward and said she made the whole thing up for a $50,000 payday from the tabloids, so of cou...

“So, wait, wait. Thetans are dead ghosts that give people depression? Who the fuck believes this shit?” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a bunch of photos I don’t know how Photo Boy cobbled together because in c...

“♫ I’m just a happy little rapper, a touchin’ my dick… ♫” While performing at the Tacoma Dome over the weekend, Kanye West apparently lost his shit after a fan threw some business cards onstage because he might trip and f...

Stephanie Seymour is only a year younger than Pamela Anderson, but I’d feasibly believe one shatted the other out of her vagina, only to sell her to a good home in exchange for hepatitis medication. I’m extremely sensitive is my point. Anyw...

Posted by Photo Boy - The Best Fails Of 2011: Take 12 mins out of your workday to feel better about yourself by laughing at the misfortune of others. - Gerard Butler won’t let the ocean kill him. He’s saving that honor for whiskey and starv...

According to recent reports, 23-year-old singer Rihanna has been ordered by doctors to curb her partying lifestyle because she is now on a downward spiral....

According to sources, eccentric star Lady GaGa has given her driver lots of diapers to be enough for a year! The singer was reportedly very excited to hear that her UK driver was about to become a father for the first time that she decided to give him a v...

Somehow I missed that Justin Bieber‘s dad took him to the Playboy Mansion for his 17th birthday which is surprisingly awesome for a dad who also made him get a Jesus tattoo. At any rate, apparently Justin just shows up all the time because his li...

“Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs” – Courtney Stodden, poet laureate. Here’s Courtney Stodden in a holiday bikini basically dry-humping D...

“Wait, dude, before I let you in. Are you going to try to kill Harry Potter?” NYU professor José Angel Santana apparently found himself fired after giving James Franco a “D” when he missed 12 out of 14 “Directing the Actor I...

“Ohmygod, is that Tom helping that window washer churn butter? He’s so helpful.” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Superman looking way more manlier than I remember, Crystal Harris somehow not back on the pole yet...

If you asked Hugh Hefner what he ate for breakfast this morning, he’d call you a Nazi spy and threaten to phone his pal Charles Lindbergh to “teach you what for.” So with that information in mind, here he is on Twitter talking about t...

Not Pictured: World’s largest black microphone. After experiencing a reasonable amount of backlash for immediately divorcing Kris Humphries once all the wedding checks cleared, the most obvious and transparent move Kim Kardashian could’ve m...

Posted by Photo Boy - 20 Ridiculous Things You Never Knew About Kim Jong-Il - Daniel Craig might play James Bond well into his 60′s. - Chaz Bono is ready to give that new penis a spin through some strange. - Gwyneth Paltrow and the royal family j...

“Whumf foo feen mfis mfis fa freal mfrifophone?” Here’s Britney Spears and Jason Trawick simultaneously celebrating their ethically questionable engagement and his 40th birthday in Vegas over the weekend, and I love how Britney has ex...

So remember how Kim Kardashian suddenly said she’s ready to get married again? I’m sure this has nothing to do with it. TMZ reports: According to the legal docs, Vanessa is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters — 8-year-old Na...

According to a new report from In Touch Weekly, Blake Lively doesn't seem so serious about her romance with Ryan Reynolds. Sources say the actress would happily go back to her former flame Leonardo DiCaprio if he would want that....

Seen here describing the intense ordeal of gazing upon Sean Penn‘s testicles for the first time – “And the left one walked with a cane, a trail of Gold Bond Medicated Powder in its wake…” – Scarlett Johansson apparen...

If you thought Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from Kris Humphries crushed her heart, turning into a cynical woman incapable of believing in the power of love again, you’re a fucking idiot worry not, for hope springs eternal from assy fields of wh...

Jerry Sandusky‘s current lawyer has already done everything wrong from letting his client do horribly incriminating interviews to waiving a preliminary hearing, that Carlisle, Pa. attorney Karl Rominger had to join the defense to get things back in ...

Blissfully unaware this was happening on Twitter, weren’t you? Now you’re not. Merry Christmas! Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early today as Photo Boy and I duck out to prepare for holiday festivities which is n...

“Y’all, this here’s a song about my gold bergina. A one, two, free!” Britney Spears and Jason Trawick have been the source of engagement rumors since 2009 when her dad realized letting her agent have sex with her was probably a ...

27-year-old socialite Khloe Kardashian — who rose to fame appearing in reality series Keeping Up with the Kardashians from 2007 alongside her sisters Kourtney and Kim, half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner, as well as mother Kris Jenner and stepfather B...

Posted by Photo Boy - American actor Robert Downey Jr. apparently does not accurately portray Sherlock Holmes. - Turns out Courtney Love is not a great tenant. Who would’ve guessed? - So this year’s Golden Globes gift bag includes a refugee...

Little known fact: He often enjoyed plotting to kill James Bond. Prolific, controversial, firebrand, genius drunk Christopher Hitchens died this morning after a lengthy battle with esophageal cancer, according to Vanity Fair, a longtime source of his writ...

When word broke this week that American Psycho was inexplicably getting a modern-day remake already, what most people, including myself, didn’t know is that the book’s author Bret Easton Ellis is not only on board with the remake but is leg...

Here’s Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family yesterday, and you know, we often talk about how huge and awesome her huge and awesome breasts are. But lost in the mix is the fact that’s she also a woman. A woman with a butt. And possibly ...