- Mischa Barton actually believes she has a serious career in film ahead of her which proves she got out of the psych ward way too soon. [Lainey Gossip] - Rihanna has a new single is probably about Chris... ...read full story ...

Time to start building bomb shelters with child-proof locks. Octomom has eyes for Jon Gosselin. Via PopEater: I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin, the single mother of fourteen told Radar Online. I think he's hot! And... ...read full story ...

Even if without them the notoriety of any celebrity would be dramatically diminished, paparazzi are not among the most appreciated people on earth. Salma Hayek is one of the celebrities who do not stand paparazzi, recently branding them as weirdos and fre...

Recently Britney Spears decided that she needs to change her diet, so she said goodbye to burgers and started a new diet based on sushi. She exhibited amazing energy and was in great shape — her body looked better than it has in years, GK Reid — who r...

Here's Adrianne Curry decked out as Slave Leia for the 2009 Wizard World Big Apple over the weekend where she also found time to dress up as Wonder Woman and Silk Spectre. Apparently the Leia Bikini outfit wasn't enough... ...read full story ...

Sienna Miller envies her friend, the British actress, Keira Knightley because she managed to avoid attention, keeping her private life away from the tabloid's eyes. I haven't been as bright in some of the decisions I've made, Sienna said. Keira's just a m...

It's been 10 whole days since we've last seen Lily Allen's breasts, so here she is in Venice late last week standing topless on a balcony for no apparent reason. I love how her boyfriend Sam Cooper tries to... ...read full story ...

Here's Britney Spears in Mexico Sunday with her agent/guy who enjoys a crazy fuck Jason Trawick, and these pics got me thinking about something: Touching myself then crying afterward. If bras are Britney Spears' mortal enemy, how the hell... ...read full ...

It is well known that stars ask for crazy things while shooting a film. Recently, Paris Hilton added (again!!!) a new thing on the list: she asked for live lobsters while shooting The Other Guys. Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays hersel...

George Clooney recently discovered that he's not a youngster any more but this doesn't seem to bother him too much. I was watching Up In The Air and I thought 'Jesus, who's the old, gray-haired guy?' And it was me, George told the UK's Daily Mirror newspa...

Jennifer Love Hewitt is hurt that people would suggest Jamie Kennedy wants to have sex with other women, according to People: It's really hurtful that people say that, says Hewitt, 30, who attended the event with her beau of... ...read full story ...

Considering TLC is suing Jon Gosselin up the anus, it's no surprise he spent the weekend with Hailey Glassman mugging for the paparazzi to make some extra money. Now, I don't know what's sadder: that somebody's actually using Heidi... ...read full story ...

Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas both star in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, so it was basically required they make an appearance at Spike TV's Scream 2009 Awards Saturday to promote tomorrow's DVD release. On that note, whoever the... ...read full story ...

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have reached an agreement on a pre-nup and will make their marriage official this week, according to TMZ: We know Lamar and Khloe have orally agreed, but the deal is not yet inked. It's... ...read full story ...

In spite of all logic and reason, Paris Hilton managed to land a cameo in the Will Ferrell comedy The Other Guys and took the opportunity to prove why most producers would rather give themselves a vasectomy with a... ...read full story ...

Kourtney Kardashian's home was burglarized yesterday, according to People: Approximately $108,000 in jewelry was stolen Saturday from Kardashian's Calabasas, Calif. home, Los Angeles County Sheriff Sgt. Kristy Criner tells PEOPLE. That's what was d ...rea...

Seen here in her only useful form, Stephanie Pratt just got snagged for DUI early this morning, according to TMZ: Law enforcement tells us Pratt, who appears frequently on MTV's The Hills, was busted this morning at 3:45 AM... ...read full story ...

Falcon Heene, now known as Balloon Boy until the day he dies, might be getting a new mommy and daddy. His parents Richard and Mayumi Heene are facing charges of conspiracy, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and... ...read full story ...

Nice to see Warner Bros. finally figured out how to entice 10-year-old girls into watching four cougars drunkenly bang their way through Manhattan. I mean, let's face it, those kids would've just spent that ticket money on candy, so... ...read full story ...

- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might have secretly married. [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian chastises NFL for Jessica Simpson cartoon because it gives young girls the wrong message. Then she went back to hawking her instant weight loss... ...read full s...

Courteney Cox and Busy Philips filmed scenes for Cougar Town this afternoon in LA, and folks, that is one nice looking 45-year-old. Seriously, gotta give credit where credit is due, and Courteney could easily pass for Lindsay Lohan's little... ...read ful...

After essentially drowning their Asian cash cows, TLC has filed a lawsuit against Jon Gosselin for breach of contract and they literally plan on suing him into the poor house, according to RadarOnline. The network wants all the money... ...read full story...

See what others are saying about Paranormal Activity: A POTENT FRIGHTFEST That will fry your nerves and CREEP YOU OUT - Peter Travers ROLLING STONE THE SENSE OF DREAD Is Sustained the Entire Time - Peter Paras E! ONLINE... ...read full story ...

Ever wonder what it would look like to stare up Alessandra Ambrosio's skirt while she's drunk off her ass? SHAZAM! It's like I read your mind. Also, I saw some other shit up there and, dude, that's your cousin.... ...read full story ...

Here's Lindsay Lohan appearing in court today after it was revealed she failed to complete the alcohol education classes required for her probation. She almost reminds me of Lara Flynn Boyle on The Practice if Lara Flynn Boyle bathed... ...read full story...

Here's Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry at the 6th Annual Keep a Child Alive Ball in New York last night, and nothing helps a child stay alive more than knowing a blogger is getting laid by an Oscar-winning actress.... ...read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan was ordered to court today for failing to satisfy the requirements of her probation from her 2007 DUI arrest. TMZ reports: As we first reported, the Right On Programs -- which Lindsay was ordered to attend as... ...read full story ...

Jon Gosselin is getting seriously screwed by Stephanie Santoro. And not just in a dollhouse while the kids were sleeping. The one-time nanny is claiming that Jon confided in her that he was hacking into Kate's e-mails and bank... ...read full story ...

Well, it seems the rumors were wrong: Robert Pattinson never dated his co-star Nikki Reed. It had been claimed that the two got intimate while filming the Twilight sequel New Moon in Vancouver, this year. Recently Nikki has denied all this. ...

It is no secret that Shakira, according to her own sayings, sounds like a goat.Before my third album, they warned me that if nothing really happened, they were going to drop me, Shakira said. I knew it was my last chance, so I took control. I started to g...

E! Entertainment Television presents Leave It to Lamas, a new half-hour reality series from Warner Horizon Television which shows that life for this outrageous Hollywood family is anything but apple pies and white picket fences. The series follows ...read...

Sorry for the delayed start, folks. Apparently the Internet didn't want to hang out with me this morning. Anyway, here's Doutzen Kroes from the latest Victoria's Secret Lingerie catalog to complement Marisa Miller's bikini fest from earlier in the.. ...re...

Here's Pamela Anderson in her old Baywatch swimsuit at Funkshion Fashion Week in Miami yesterday, and I had no idea the ravages of time counted as fashion these days. Along with bruises.. These are pics from a women's shelter,... ...read full story ...

- Kelly Bensimon wants to do Playboy and why not? It's not like you have to get naked anymore. They'll probably even let her wear a sweater. [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan admits her Ungaro fashion debut sucked then blames... ...read full story ...

I don't know if Rose McGowan's plastic surgery is wearing off, or if she legitimately wants to look like Cesar Romero from the 60s Batman TV show. It's anyone's guess, really. Scope Out (12) Pics of Rose After the... ...read full story ...

I don't think he wants to play catch. The Stepfather starring Penn Badgley, Dylan Walsh in theaters Oct. 16 - ADVERTISEMENT - Photo: WENN... ...read full story ...

Meghan McCain sent the Internet a flutter when she posted the above pic to her Twitter Tuesday night. Apparently she thought it was just an innocent photo of her spending the night in despite the fact I just tried... ...read full story ...

You're a little late, Miranda. so I'm going to have to stare at your ass now. Balloon Boy would've wanted it that way may he rest in peace - at the neighbor's house playing Xbox. You can come out... ...read full story ...

FOX and Burger King have issued a joint apology for a FOX NFL Sunday sketch that mocked Jessica Simpson's weight this past Sunday. Us Magazine reports: A rep for Fox tells Usmagazine.com in a statement: Burger King Corp. did... ...read full story ...

Jon & Kate Plus 8, the family-friendly reality show turned flaming ATV wreck of tummy-tucked death, will officially end in November, according to People: After Jon Gosselin, 32, forbade TLC from filming his and 34-year-old estranged wife Kate's eigh ...re...

The fact that Robert Pattinson is one of the favorites of the tabloids doesn't seem to bother him so much. This can't be said about his mom, though, who believes everything the newspaper say about her son. My mom says, 'I can't believe you did this', and ...

Rumors say that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are a couple again. And Us Weekly magazine says that the rumors are TRUE!!! So, no more tears for Jennifer, no more Brad Pitt!!?? He really got to her, and she's hooked on him, a source said. She just can't ...

- Tracy Morgan shits on his old SNL castmates in his new book. [PopEater] - George Clooney's new girlfriend will fucking cut you. [Lainey Gossip] - Khloe Kardashian hasn't figured out she's not the hot sister yet. [Drunken Stepfather:... ...read full stor...

Because Perez Hilton obviously wasn't enough, John Mayer is making out with dudes again. RadarOnline reports: John was having a great time at the club, going wild to The Black Eyed Peas I Gotta Feeling - being the center... ...read full story ...

Pamela Anderson was simply following the hot, new trend of exploiting children when she used a nine-year-old girl to hold her dress at the Hollywood Style Awards. But it appears some child advocacy groups don't appreciate fashion. Page Six... ...read full...

Jesus Luz's relationship is apparently a gold mine. A dusty, scary, 5 million year old goldmine, but a goldmine nonetheless. InTouch reports: According to a friend, Jesus, 23, put his modeling career on hold in order to accompany Madonna... ...read full s...

Jennifer Love Hewitt's large breasts can't even make Jamie Kennedy stay with her. He's reportedly ready to bail on her for his ex-girlfriend, and former Britney Spears assistant, Shannon Funk, according to FOX 411: Jamie is still hung up... ...read full s...

Here's Battlestar Galactica stars Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in the November issue of Maxim, and that asthmatic pop you just heard was every single geek with Internet access ejaculating into their Orko Underoos. *looks down* Wait, my bad,... ...read ful...

Tilda Swinton aims her androgynous powers at Donald Trump. She's a woman, right? [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan is still sending coked out Tweets to Samantha Ronson. Hey, she misses the gargoyle penis. [Lainey Gossip] - Elle MacPherson just blew... ...read fu...

These are the latest shots of Marisa Miller in the Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Catalog that have been making the Internet rounds. If you're wondering why I'm posting these, obviously this is your visit to The Superficial, and I hope... ...read full story ...