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Jennifer Aniston gets catty with Jennifer Connelly

2008-06-17

Jennifer Anyone need some glass cut? Aniston is apparently threatened by the looks of Jennifer Connelly. The two star in the upcoming comedy He's Just Not That Into You along with Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin. The ladies were all set to appear on...

 

Tila Tequila apparently has a penis now

2008-06-17

Tila Tequila sat down for an interview with King Magazine where she addressed the rumors that she's not really a bisexual: What about the people who say you're not really bisexual—that you're hetero and just pretending for the show? Care to set the re...

 

Benji Madden really wants to put a baby in Paris Hilton

2008-06-17

Benji Madden has babies on the brain and wants Paris Hilton to have some on her uterus. He talked to Ryan Seacrest today and had the following response when asked if he wants children: Of course when you're that happy, you think about everything. I mean,...

 

Javon Walker Looks For Trouble in Vegas. Finds It.

2008-06-17

Cops reportedly found Oakland Raider Javon Walker lying unconscious this morning on a Las Vegas sidewalk with an orbital fracture which is a busted eye socket. FOX5 Las Vegas reports the wide receiver was found around 7:00 AM and was taken to a local hosp...

 

Lindsay Lohan hasn't killed anyone on set of new movie - yet

2008-06-17

The producers for Lindsay Lohan's new movie Labor Pains are saying so far, so good on her behavior. Or at least the film's publicists are saying that because, for all we know, Lindsay could be lighting the crews' cigarettes with her vagina. (You heard it...

 

Billy Ray Cyrus loves using down home colloquialisms to discuss Miley Cyrus topless scandal

2008-06-17

Billy Ray Cyrus should be interviewed all day every day. The country star and father of Miley Cyrus (better known as Hannah Montana) stopped by The Today Show this morning to talk about the scandal involving a topless photo of Miley that appeared in Vani...

 

Mark Wahlberg Slams 'Ocean' Films: "The Second One Sucked!"

2008-06-17

God bless Mark Wahlberg who has the guts to say when most of us could only whisper, that the over-rated 'Ocean' franchise were bad movies. Wahlberg turned down a role and the chance to pal around with George Clooney and his posse - and doesn't regret it. ...

 

Jessica Simpson Freaks Out PETA With a T-Shirt

2008-06-17

Recently, Jessica Simpson was photographed wearing a t-shirt that had Real Girls Eat Meat printed across the front which is a odd fashion choice for anyone over the age of 12, much less someone who is worth millions. And while PETA people are outraged! ov...

 

Pussycat Dolls unveil new video, Britney not included

2008-06-17

Britney Spears filmed a cameo for the new Pussycat Dolls video When I Grow Up, but her part was quietly axed before the debut over the weekend. To be honest, I'm not really sure why Britney was included in the first place. The video showcases the Dolls' ...

 

Jessica Simpson's meat-love gets her unsolicited advice from PETA

2008-06-17

PETA has taken umbrage with Jessica Simpson's T-shirt proclaiming Real Girls Love Meat. They decided to seek the moral high ground and respond with a list of five reasons Why only stupid girls brag about eating meat. Sciencey! Here's my personal favorite...

 

Keanu Reeves hangs out with random topless chick, is truly The One

2008-06-17

Keanu Reeves was spotted hanging out on the French Riviera with an unknown topless woman yesterday which forced top scientists to conclude that Yes, that crazy ass Matrix shit is for real. NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will make you wonder why Po...

 

Leonardo DiCaprio: A Bad Choice For Captain America

2008-06-16

Lots of rumors swirling around this week that scrawny Titanic actor Leonardo DiCaprio is being considered for the Captain America movie. No, not to play sidekick Bucky Barnes - which would be a better fit - but as the military man superhero himself. Say i...

 

Amy Winehouse taken to hospital after collapsing at home

2008-06-16

Amy Winehouse collapsed in her home today while doing admin (Read: A high-top sneaker stuffed with blow.) when she suffered a fainting spell and was caught by her assistant. She quickly recovered and is resting at a private hospital for precautionary mea...

 

Kevin Federline's 'Father of the Year' event attended by at least one hot chick

2008-06-16

Kevin Federline was dubbed Father of the Year yesterday at Club Prive in Las Vegas. Kevin reportedly showed up two hours late for the honor then requested the award ceremony be private so clubgoers couldn't see it. (Having kids is nature's own cockblock....

 

Katherine Heigl in a bikini has the poise of a Yeti

2008-06-16

Katherine Heigl slipped off to Mexico this weekend with her husband Josh Kelley. When I initially found out there were bikini pics of Katherine, I expected some sexy awesomeness. What I got instead is akin to seeing my arthritic grandma lumber across the...

 

Snoop Dogg's wife busted for DUI

2008-06-16

Snoop Dogg's wife Shante was picked up in Orange County for DUI early Saturday morning, according to the AP: Fullerton police Lt. Craig Brower says officers stopped 32-year-old Shante (Shahn-taye) Broadus of Sherman Oaks about 12:15 a.m. Saturday and too...

 

Jessica Simpson loves meat

2008-06-16

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads Real Girls Eat Meat. Ha, adorable. I also love funny T's and whipped up one that I think she'll love. It reads: Jessica Simpson shouldn't wear T-shirts. Or any clothing in the c...

 

Spencer Pratt has an unhealthy obsession with young boys

2008-06-16

Spencer Pratt, through some unholy alliance with Lucifer (He let him touch Heidi's boobs.), managed to find himself as a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. And, get this, the smug little douchecock has the nerve to check his watch during the in...

 

Princess Diana's Butler: "I Did It - I Mean - Her"

2008-06-16

The late Princess Diana's butler, Paul Burrell, reportedly once bragged to his brother-in-law in 1993 that he was kept on call for sex 24/7 by the Princess of Wales. According to the News of the World, Ron Cosgrove, who is the butler's wife's brother, sai...

 

Elton John Still Loves His Ex-Wife

2008-06-16

Sir Elton John says he still has regrets over his failed marriage to Renate Blauel when they split - because he says they would still be married if he wasn't gay. Elton and Blauel divorced in 1988, but Elton still insists his ex-wife is the classiest woma...

 

Mariah Carey Finds No Takers For Wedding Photos

2008-06-16

Mariah Carey has apparently decided that her quicky Bahama wedding to Nick Cannon will have to do for now. She wanted to do another big do-over wedding in New York, but those plans might be off. The diva hoped to have a lavish celebration with dozens of b...

 

Emma Watson is the New Face of Chanel

2008-06-16

Harry Potter star Emma Watson,18, is set to replace Keira Knightley, 23, in the Coco Chanel Mademoiselle fragrance ads. She has signed a £3 million, 2-year deal to lend her face to the perfume. 'Emma has been excitedly telling friends that she's going to...

 

Hulk Hogan threatened by Graziano family, graves vowed to be pissed on

2008-06-16

John Graziano's brother Frank has allegedly been leaving Hulk Hogan threatening messages since his appearance on Larry King Live, according to TMZ: The voicemail threats made against Hulk Hogan and his family -- calling them whores and threatening to pis...

 

R. Kelly acquitted of all charges

2008-06-13

R. Kelly has been acquitted of all 14 charges in his infamous child-pornography con golden shower case. It took the jurors less than a day of deliberation to find R. not guilty. The AP reports: Prosecutors had argued that a video tape mailed to the Chica...

 

Stifler: I had sex with Jessica Simpson

2008-06-13

Stifler, whose real name is apparently Sean William Scott (I had no idea.), addressed the Internet rumors about why there's tension between him and Nick Lachey. Turns out Stifler and Jessica Simpson had what grown-up's call a special hug. Here's my brief...

 

Tommy Lee confirms Pamela Anderson moved back in, pornlarity to ensue

2008-06-13

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are officially reconciled and living together. Tommy revealed the news to Rolling Stone, but only because he thought they were a really cool pineapple with a tape recorder: Pamela and the kids have moved in with me, said a b...

 

Tim Russert dead at 58 of heart attack

2008-06-13

Veteran anchor Tim Russert of NBC's Meet the Press has died today at age 58 of a heart attack, according to The New York Times: Tom Brokaw, the former anchor of NBC Nightly News, came on the air at 3:39 p.m. that Mr. Russert had collapsed and died early...

 

Kim Kardashian in a bikini = Sweet Christ she's not hiding her butt for once!

2008-06-13

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney did some bikini modeling this morning in Monaco. And, yes, you're actually looking at Kim's ass not covered by a sarong. Some might say these shots put an end to the buttpad debate, but I say Not fucking quite. They...

 

Sarah Larson still famous despite no longer having sex with George Clooney (I'm confused)

2008-06-12

Despite no longer being George Clooney's arm candy, the paparazzi continue to trail Sarah Larson. She's apparently still loved by the tabloids who report she got a boob job and is posing in Playboy. Hmm, she doesn't look breastier. Maybe E! Online can sh...

 

Lynne Spears' book coming in September

2008-06-12

Lynne Spears' parenting memoir Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is officially set to release in September. A spokesperson for the publisher confirmed the news to People: When Jamie Lynn got pregnant, it was put on hol...

 

Katherine Heigl doesn't want to get 'knocked up' with an Emmy (Like the movie!)

2008-06-12

Katherine Heigl won for Best Supporting Actress in a drama (Grey's Anatomy) at last year's Emmy awards, but this year, she doesn't think she's worthy. And she ain't bullshitting. Katherine declined to even put her name down for a nomination bid. The AP r...

 

Lynne Spears' Parenting Book Due ... Right After Jamie Lynn's Baby

2008-06-12

How ironic that Lynne Spears' memoir about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn will be released in a couple of months - right after the young underaged teen has her baby. Lynne's book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in ...

 

Paul New Gives $120 to Children's Charity!

2008-06-12

Paul Newman has reportedly turned over the entire value of his ownership in Newman's Own — the salad dressing and food company — to his charitable Newman's Own Foundation. The amount of the donation is said to be somewhere around $120 million! This i...

 

Katherine Heigl to Emmy: Don't Nominate Me. Don't Even Go There

2008-06-12

Katherine Heigl has outdone her conceited self again! The actress issued a statment that she didn't seek a nomination for TV's Emmy Award for Best Actress because Grey's Anatomy failed to deliver the goods for an award-worthy performance. She dissed the w...

 

Britney Spears eligible for an Emmy? Game Over, world

2008-06-12

While Katherine Heigl is saying I hate my career! to the Emmy's, Britney Spears, of all people, is eligible for the coveted award for her cameos on How I Met Your Mother. What the super motherfucking fuck? Excuse me while I cut my cable and hide under th...

 

Madonna's Bro Christopher Ciccone Rats Her Out

2008-06-12

Christopher Ciccone, the baby brother that Madonna had a falling out with years ago, has written a shocking and juicy tell-all book about his famous superstar sister which is coming out next month. Sources tell the New York Post that it's going to ride ro...

 

Tom Cruise Sicks His Lawyer on Dr. Drew. Calls Him a Nazi

2008-06-12

Tom Cruise is hitting back at VH1 reality show doctor, Dr. Drew Pinsky, over an article that's set to appear in next month's Playboy magazine that states that the actor may have experienced serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse and that's the ca...

 

UPDATE: Dr. Drew: Tom Cruise is mentally ill

2008-06-12

Dr. Drew Pinsky of VH1's Celebrity Rehab made the following remarks about Tom Cruise and his passion for Scientology in the latest issue of Playboy. Dr. Drew finds it particularly interesting that the religion/cult rejects psychology: A lot of people in ...

 

Angelina Jolie loves that prego-sex

2008-06-12

Angelina Jolie sat down for a Q&A with Entertainment Weekly where she talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. The interview also strayed into Angelina's personal life where she admitted that being pregnant is awesome in the sack: It's great fo...

 

Linda Hogan wants Hulk behind bars

2008-06-12

Hulk Hogan is really regretting that deal with Satan to get his own reality show. After looking like a jackass on Larry King Live, Hulk's ex-wife Linda is now trying to get him thrown in jail for not paying for half of their Las Vegas condo per their div...

 

Kate Beckinsale: "I Could Ski Home on My Feet"

2008-06-11

Kate Beckinsale must have missed her calling as a stand up comic because she's always saying the funniest stuff. Recently she gave her opinion about someone's stupid comment that there was some sort of 'competition' for roles between herself and Eva Longo...

 

Hulk Hogan: God wants John Graziano in a coma to make him 'a better person'

2008-06-11

Oh, man, those crazy Hogans have done it again! This time Hulk stopped by Larry King Live last night for an emotional interview about his son Nick's imprisonment. At the end of the interview, a teary-eyed Hulk remained positive that Nick's accident happe...

 

Britney Spears receiving 'guidance' from Mel Gibson

2008-06-11

Apparently, it's Spiritual Awareness Day on The Superficial. People is reporting that Britney Spears is now under the divine tutelage of Mel Gibson. Christ! It appears the two met for over two hours last night at a Beverly Hills cigar club: For more than...

 

Gwyneth Paltrow: "I'm Very Open to Adoption"

2008-06-11

When it comes time to expand her family again, Gwyneth Paltrow might just follow in the footsteps of her ex Brad Pitt and his partner, Angelina Jolie, by adopting siblings for 4-year-old Apple and 2-year-old Moses. I'm very open to it, she told Harper's B...

 

Shia LaBeouf likes to get drunk, bitch-slapped

2008-06-11

Shia LeBeouf is making the apology rounds after a video of him at a house party recently hit the Internet. It basically shows a drunk Shia telling one of his friends to hit him in the face. When his friend decides, Not today, sir. Shia calls him a faggot...

 

Lindsay Lohan gets topless for credit cards

2008-06-11

After some heavy topics involving Jesus, gay people drinking and comas as self-improvement, I felt it's time for some lighter fare. These are shots of Lindsay Lohan: the face of the 2008 UK Visa Swap which apparently involves charitable Europeans swappin...

 

Pete Doherty thinks he's Jesus

2008-06-11

Pete Doherty commissioned a sculpture of himself being crucified Jesus-style. Apparently, Pete and his friend artist Nick Reynolds feel Pete is a tortured Messiah, according to The Sun: The disturbing artwork will be carved in marble and show Doherty bei...

 

Paul Newman Does Not Have Cancer

2008-06-11

Reports that screen legend Paul Newman is battling terminal lung cancer are emphatically not true, says the actor's rep Toni Howard. Whispers of a life-threatening disease started in May when the 83-year-old citied illness for pulling out of directing du...

 

Brooke Hogan Confirms Mom, 48, is Dating School Friend, 19

2008-06-11

Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan and star of MTV's Hogan Knows Best, has confirmed her mom, 48, is indeed dating that 19-year-old hunk - a kid Brooke went to school with! The trashy Hogan family is pulling out all the stops these days... Brooke had a...

 

Brooke Hogan on her mom's new boyfriend: I'm freakin' out, man!

2008-06-11

Brooke Hogan (above with boyfriend Whitey WhitePants) has confirmed that her mom Linda is dating 19-year-old Charley Hill. Hulk also confirmed it on Larry King Live. In a surprise moment of sanity from the Peroxide Bunch, Brooke is really not that thrill...

 
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