New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady reportedly proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on a private plane Christmas Eve, according to TMZ: Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private ...

Kate Beckinsale walked away from the 'Underworld' series but now says she wants to do more action films and she's interested in the Catwoman role in the new 'Batman' movie. She told MTV.com that if given the chance to play Catwoman, she would jump at it: ...

With her smash hit Love Story, Taylor Swift has knocked off long time pop star Britney Spears to return to the top of the US Billboard chart. Spears' new album 'Circus' was supposed to be her comeback album, and while sales are okay, it didn't hold any gr...

Lindsay Lohan dropped a yuletide log on her MySpace today. Turns out her dad Michael Lohan fathered a child with a woman he was cheating on Dina Lohan with. No word if the girl is Ashley Kaufman from this summer's epic Lohan Love Child saga, but Christ, ...

- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt were barred from The Hills wrap party at Butter after the taping of the season finale. When the fake fakers who fake your fake lives don't want you around, you should probably do something genuinely real - like get cancer i...

Lindsay Lohan is blogging some gooey personal feelings on her MySpace page, saying obvious stuff like how life can be a bitch at times - like when your DAD CHEATS ON YOUR MOM and fathers a kid with his girlfriend - but that bad times can be good, cuz, the...

After openly describing his sex life with Ashlee Simpson and not getting kicked out of the house, Pete Wentz has switched tactics and is now talking about her breast milk. And his drinking of said milk. You read that. NY Daily News reports: Speaking on S...

Like any rational man if placed in the same predicament, Lance Armstrong figured Hey, one nut, no condom. I don't even know where to start with how much sense that makes. Except it turns out God hates Lance Armstrong because he was left with the virile o...

Anyone else think Former Miss Britain Danielle Lloyd has the face of a retarded Drew Barrymore? Redundant, I know, and also a trick question. Danielle Lloyd doesn't even have a face. Ha! Can't believe you fell for that. Photos: The Sun ...

- Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin have started openly feuding on the set of 30 Rock. In related news, I just settled a bet with myself to see if I could post the most boring gossip item ever. I win! [Star] - Heidi & Spencer's now admittedly fake courthouse wedd...

Scarlett Johansson has mucus-y gold coming out her face. She recently auctioned off a used tissue that she blew her nose into on The Tonight Show and some sucker paid $5,300 for it. And by sucker I of course mean serial killer. BBC News reports: Johansso...

When a father sees his little girl overcoming adversity to become a superstar, his heart fills with unimaginable pride and joy. Except for Jamie Spears who did that shit the first time and would prefer his joy in the form of greenbacks. The AP reports: J...

Pop superstar Madonna has turned to Jesus following her divorce from director Guy Ritchie and her sudden lack of interest in Alex Rodriguez. The young Brazilian model, Jesus Luz, has been photographed in the vacinity of Vadge (with 10 feet) - so naturally...

- Barack Obama hit the beach in Hawaii with his family for the holidays. Anyone else concerned that the paparazzi were able to get a shot of him? Jesus, after the Bush/shoe incident, remind me never to run for president. Because I'd win! [Full set of nea...

In a sad commentary on society as a whole, probably the most pervasive news item today has to be Twilight star Robert Pattinson's new haircut. Here he is, obviously in character as any grunge guitar player from 1992 - 1996, no longer looking like he just...

Here's somebody I had completely forgotten about: Former supermodel Stephanie Seymour. Back in the day, Stephanie was up there with the likes of Cindy Crawford and Claudia Schiffer, and she was one of the original Victoria's Secret Angel. You might also ...

I don't know what possessed me to post these pics of Amy Winehouse topless in the Caribbean, but I'm pretty sure I need at least two exorcists and a visit from Mel Gibson. Mostly so he can slap me around and call me Sugartits until I agree to never do th...

Realizing no one outside of the free clinic will touch them, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have started having sleepovers together, according to NY Daily News: They are completely still hooking up, one source tells us, adding, They aren't exclusive, but ...

Inseparable duo Lindsay Lohan and Dj Samantha Ronson had a very brief one day a time out while Sam was taken to a hospital and checked over for exhaustion and stress. According to Life & Style Weekly, medics were called to the couple's place on Sunday and...

Samantha Ronson used to bring in $1500 a gig for her DJing skills, but now that she frequents the Fiery V, she's been pulling in $25 grand a pop netting her almost $3 million this year. NY Daily News reports: While Sam never contractually agrees that Lin...

Madonna has already grown weary of A-Rod (Or sacrificed him to Ra the Sun God) and has moved on to young Brazilian model Jesus Luz. The two recently posed together for a W Magazine photo shoot, and he's become a permanent fixture on her tour ever since. ...

A robber walked into Paris Hilton's mansion and walked out with about $2 million dollars worth of jewelry. Sounds like living in a private, gated community with security patrols and alarm systems isn't all it's cracked up to be. At around 5 a.m. Friday, ...

With Tara Reid in rehab, someone has to become Hollywood's once-aspiring actress who can't keep her face out of the drink. Enter Kirsten Dunst. Here she is drunkenly leaving Bardot last night with her male companion The Cosby Sweater Bandit. Seeing Kirst...

So, remember when Paris Hilton's house was broken into while she was at Christina Aguilera's birthday party? Two fun facts about that: 1. TMZ reports Paris left the front door unlocked while relying solely on her chihuahua for security. And 2. Surprise! ...

Well, it's official: Marley & Me is a steaming pile of FAIL sauce ala suck. For the second night in a row, Jennifer Aniston has allowed herself to be photographed in public with John Mayer. Clearly, she's basking in the final minutes of her fame because ...

Lisa Rinna, in an obvious effort to make my nightmares come to life, is posing nude for Playboy again, according to E! Online: The TV Guide Network correspondent and former Dancing With the Stars contestant has more or less confirmed rumors—well, she's...

Here's a scantily-clad Halle Berry filming her new movie Frankie and Alice in Vancouver, and scope out the synopsis for this movie from Variety: Story follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder and torn between who she is and a r...

Here's the second round of exclusive pics from Kim Kardashian's 2009 Wall Calendar. Now with more seductively placed area rugs and Western-themed innuendos. Giddy up! Thanks again to Kim Kardashian who wants you to swing by her online store and pick up a...

Somebody broke into Paris Hilton's house that she earned all by herself thanks to a healthy dose of hard work and karma. The burglary took place early this morning and with surprising ease, according to TMZ: According to cops, a man in a hooded sweatshir...

Here's Hugh Jackman stripping off his jacket while going through security at LAX this morning. These might do something for some for you, or absolutely nothing for none of you. The important things is, I could beat this guy in arm wrestling. Wait, what? ...

- Madonna wants to adopt another child despite her divorce from Guy Ritchie. With a full schedule of touring on her plate, sources say she's going the old-fashioned route: Bear traps and lollipops. [Star] - Jeremy Piven tried to say he had mono before sw...

There's about to be a gunfight at the Herp-K Corral. Britney Spears and Benji Madden have been secretly dating, according to In Touch. The two were supposedly hooked up by Britney's manager Larry Rudolph who's hoping to use their relationship to promote ...

Billie Jean Jackson has filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles against singer Michael Jackson in which she alleges that she is the biological mother of the singer's third child, Prince Michael Jackson II, aka Blanket. The woman demands $1 billion in support paym...

I'll make a decision about (staying or leaving) next year, American Idol creator Simon Cowell said in an interview on Wednesday. This show could continue for another 10 years. But that doesn't mean it has to go on with a bored Simon sitting in the judge'...

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were conveniently spotted together last night in New York City being very affectionate. The couple usually go out of the way to avoid being photographed together, but this time they might as well have started posing. Reali...

Jeremy Piven has ditched his role in the David Mamet Broadway play Speed-the-Plow claiming he's been stricken ill by mercury from eating too much sushi. I have no frickin' clue, but I'm sure David Mamet will regale with us with a zinger fueled by having ...

As a devout Esquire subscriber, I can't even describe my shock and horror to find out that Paris Hilton has infiltrated my favorite column What I've Learned. It's akin to receiving a bitchin' flatscreen for Christmas then finding out it only shows high-d...

A light snack of news: - Kate Walsh's marriage was reportedly ruined by her attraction for Private Practice co-star David Sutcliffe. Because what's a divorce if not a blunt tool for some sweet publicity. Am I right? I'm right. [Star] - Donald Trump is a ...

Dear Santa, Please forgive me for the short notice, but I'm writing to request a last minute alteration to my Christmas list. Please replace the following item: A Pitt-Jolie child dressed as an Ewok complete with spear to attack my enemies. With: British...

These are exclusive photos full of lingerie goodness from Kim Kardashian's 2009 Wall Calendar and, also, some that didn't make the cut. We'll have the rest of the months exclusively on the bright tomorrow, so be sure to check back. In the meantime, if yo...

After posing nude for a recent PETA campaign,pictures have been surfacing online of Khloe Kardashian's prior love of fur. On her blog, she's taken umbrage with such accounts and wants all of her five fans to know she's been reformed: The reason PETA appr...

Jennifer Lopez blames hubby Marc Anthony for her career going down the tubes, says a new report in Us Weekly. The mag has observed the two have attended events separately this month, and that JLo has been photographed without her wedding ring on. If the r...

Can you see an older Axel Foley as the Riddler? The Sun is spreading the rumor stating that Eddie Murphy has signed on to be in the next Batman movie, 'Gotham.' The Beverly Hills Cop star, 47, has allegedly been tapped by director Christopher Nolan to rep...

Mark Ruffalo's brother Scott did NOT die playing Russian Roulette. According to a statement from the Los Angeles County Coroner's, his death is being ruled a homicide. The AP reports: Coroner's spokesman Craig Harvey says an autopsy determined that someo...

Jennifer Aniston, in her epic quest to be goddamn everywhere I look, stopped by Letterman last night where she bestowed upon Dave the conveniently placed tie from her nude GQ photo shoot. (Have you heard about that? I mean today - for the hundredth time....

Tales of derring-do: - Lindsay Lohan's crazed stalker was arrested last night after lunging at her at an Arizona nightclub. Finally, someone's put Samantha Ronson behind bars before she lesbianizes another fading actress. [E! Online] - Elisabeth Hasselbe...

Tom Cruise stopped by Letterman last night where he got to read the night's Top 10 list which was Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet. Here's the list that somehow doesn't contain a single word I've ever written causing me to beli...

Hugh Hefner has seen more naked chicks than David Crockett with a fistful of one's, so it's a compliment when he thinks Jennifer Aniston's nude GQ photo shoot looks like an issue of his magazine. Us Weekly reports: When shown Jennifer Aniston's nearly na...

Apparently, the epic volumes of fake exuded from Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt has caused the Associated Press, an actual legitimate news source, to investigate the legality of their nuptials. In a teaser for the fourth season of The Hills, Heidi and Sp...

You'd think the reason Anne Hathaway and Raffaello Follieri broke up is because of his illegal activities bilking real estate investors out of money by pretending to work for the Vatican. Guess again. Turns out the deal-breaker was an arrangement of wilt...