As the Internet’s slowly learning this week, apparently if you’re a dude, or even just know a dude, who works/worked in the hospitality industry, at one point you or your friend have been asked to stick your penis in John Travolta‘s b...

Anna Faris just announced she’s pregnant this week, so I don’t exactly know how I feel about posting pics of her having a wardrobe malfunction at last night’s premiere of The Dictator. Except I do and it’s knock out my rent, you...

According to sources, pop diva Jennifer Lopez has started worrying her friends because she is now allowing her toy-boy boyfriend make decisions for her....

- Jessica Biel wants to pretend she didn’t start out on 7th Heaven. - It’s Friday, you could use some photobombs. With breasts. Photobombs with breasts. - And here’s Shauna Sand literally getting banged on the beach in front of the pa...

I’m 11. Quick Note: These pics are quasi-SFW, but just in case, tell your boss Milla Jovovich is wearing underwear, it’s just up her butthole, so technically this doesn’t count as nudity. In fact, bring them over right now, I’ll...

So despite all the reasons mentioned in this Woody Allen post and the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan in general, A&E decided to showcase her anyway at last night’s upfronts to promote her role as Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetim...

Back in February, Rihanna shocked the music world by letting her label talk into her recording two tracks with Chris Brown despite the fact he violently beat the shit out of her three years ago for simply looking at his phone and hasn’t shown a s...

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Chelsea Handler has become indistinguishable from Helen Hunt, someone probably died after reaching toward Seal‘s camera, Eve‘s alive (Who knew?), and Wilmer Valderrama put on his deepest ...

Yesterday, President Obama fully endorsed same-sex marriage rights which, whether it was a contrived political calculation or not, still marks an historical moment when an American president has come out in support of an extremely controversial topic t...

“Zup?” Over the past decade, George Lucas has been trying to build a 263,701 square-foot “movie-making complex” complete with daycare and over $300 million in jobs to Marin County except his rich neighbors formed their own rebel al...

According to a recent report from America's Star magazine, actress Jennifer Aniston could be single again! Insiders say her boyfriend — actor Justin Theroux — is starting to get bored of their relationship and would like to move on....

- The cast of Desperate Housewives is apparently cheap as fuck. - Redheads are torches now. Or something. Boobs, this link has boobs. - Cameron Diaz might be getting Fassbent as we speak. - The E-Trade Baby is now the E-Trade kindergartener. - Nina Dob...

Based on what the Internet tells me in the most sensationalistic manner possible (Never change.), Jennifer Love Hewitt currently stars in a show that’s main plotline is she jerks everybody off. Which I’m not criticizing because I don’...

Last week we learned that Octomom finally took the inevitable plunge into porn after filing for bankruptcy on the heels of her child services investigation. So clearly she wasn’t kidding when she said she’d do anything for her family includ...

“So are we making a batch that don’t have your tits in them or is there not enough time before the bake sale?” Another week, another round of staged Courtney Stodden pics that have to make Heidi and Spencer kick themselves for not say...

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Above is the latest panty-sploosher slip n’ sliding its way across the Internet – I’m a weaver of romantic imagery, I know. – featuring Jon Hamm participating in Rookie‘s Ask a Grown Man web series where a celebrity answers f...

So far this morning we’ve learned Kim Kardashian was banned from the MET Gala, Sofia Vergara is single and now here’s Rihanna grabbing her ass in tiny booty shorts while posing for Terry Richardson who we already know is a photographical Je...

- Start your Hump Day with mysterious assery. - Kate Upton wins Worst Dressed at the MET Gala. - That Time Mr. T Was A Fashion Stylist - Gwyneth Paltrow told Courtney Love she’s fat. Of course. - Maria Menounos and Christie Brinkley are the bread...

And welcome to the feel good post of the day. While Kanye West was at Monday night’s exclusive MET Gala, his pretend girlfriend Kim Kardashian wasn’t even allowed in the door because Anna Wintour harkens back to a time when celebrity was a ...

According to reports, Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has just signed a new deal: he's going to be the new face of Chanel No. 5 perfume!...

Okay, so maybe we’ll have two feel good posts today. Sofia Vergara has reportedly kicked Nick Loeb her boyfriend of two years to the curb over the weekend and confirmed the split to friends at the MET Gala which she attended solo. Page Six report...

“January! January! Is it true you sent your son to live in Guatemala with his nanny?” – Asked just before this pic. Mainly because of breasts, here’s a massive gallery from last night’s MET Gala featuring your favorite cel...

Whoa, hold up, a scarf AND a Polaroid camera? I think you’ve got Johnny Depp‘s attention, Ian Somerhalder. I think you’ve got his attention. Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, WENNRead More ... ...

“A bat? Fock that, I’mma turn in into a wee closet with a toilet innit.” *POOF* Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you at normal time because I couldn’t convince Fish to cut out early for The Lucky One. YOU ...

Alexander Skarsgard, who by the way is currently gracing Subway soda cups which is why your Coke tastes pregnant, is apparently banging an Italian skydiver now, according to Life & Style which is really the only way to follow up nailing Rihanna in...

Before I get into another tale of John Travolta trying to get a completely straight happy ending from a second male masseur, commenter kimmykimkim said the following on a The Crap We Missed two weeks before this story was but a glimmer in John Travolta...

Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans literally got new implants five minutes ago, yet here she is already parading them around in a bikini because meth doesn’t grow on trees. She’s tried. Not that I’m complaining because these are the type of ...

Pop diva Jennifer Lopez has recently revealed in an interview that she struggled with some form of depression right after she gave birth....

- Oh In-Hye is an incredible dresser. - Tyra Banks is banging Drake now. - Rihanna apparently slapped her vagina a lot on SNL. - “Okay, I reckon that other stuff is bad, but the important thing is to stop them queers from making Jesus cry.”...

“Seriously, guys, tell me that flying boat ride wasn’t awesome. It even had a pirate with an eye patch! A black pirate, but that’s okay ’cause this is the future.” So last summer, I decided to spice things up because, fran...

“Golly gee, Mistah Kottah, is that a Red Robin?” While Photo Boy and I were off not snuggling at The Avengers yesterday, news broke that John Travolta is being sued by a male masseur who claims the actor hired him for a personal massage onl...

“Hey, can I call you back? There’s terrorism happening. — How can I tell? *looks down* I have my ways…” Posted by Photo Boy Mark Wahlberg is once again on his balcony, only this time he’s in his underwear, but he doe...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you super early today because Photo Boy and I are finally seeing The Avengers as you’re reading this, so I can post a nerdishly long review later tonight because it’s that time of year ...

Disney has put untold millions into Miley Cyrus‘ pockets allowing her to live a sweet, care-free existence full of Pilates classes and cakes shaped like giant dicks. Pharaohs didn’t have it this good. So you’d just assume that when sh...

While I was a away last week drowning myself in a sea of pork barbecue sandwiches, calabash and homophobia in every direction (Vote May 8 to stop them faggots!), I couldn’t help myself from thinking, “Gosh, I hope the Internet finds a new c...

- In case, like me, you missed the new Amazing Spider-Man trailer which has absolutely zero jazz-dancing, emo Peter Parkers. SOLD. - Elizabeth Taylor‘s kids are thrilled Lindsay Lohan is playing their mom. Just thrilled. - I think these people in...

“Oh my God. They found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Run Marty!” So far this year, Lindsay Lohan has had only two acting jobs which she either showed up six hours late to (Glee) or skipped dress rehearsals (SNL), so naturall...

The Salmon Fishing in the Yemen actress Emily Blunt has recently declared she is a mess when it comes to cooking....

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that begins and ends with Mariah Carey‘s cameltoe. Not only did you find a most fruitful muse but I also think it’s metaphor of how we come into this world and my u...

Posted by Photo Boy Adam Yauch was a founding member of the Beastie Boys and pioneer in not only the genre of rap, but music in general. In 2009 he publicly announced that he was being treated for cancer and it’s likely contributed to his death at a...

See what I did there? Posted by Photo Boy In what I realize couldn’t be a greater insult to the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch (Seriously, I’m incredibly sorry to follow you with this), here’s some completely candid shots of man-child...

Posted by Photo Boy Since Halle Berry wants to move their child to France to punish Gabriel Aubry for slinging racial slurs at her (he didn’t) and assaulting a nanny (he didn’t), he’s now suing her for a tremendous amount in lawyer...

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap I Missed. I’d like to just say thanks for hanging in there with me this week during Fish’s absence. Hopefully the booby pic : dick joke ratio wasn’t too off kilter. Wait, did I just give away our sec...

Posted by Photo Boy - These women burned their bras, though nobody seems to be seriously injured. - Salma Hayek‘s husband sounds like a swell guy. - Amy Poehler and Jimmy Fallon probably just landed serious development deals. - You know things in...

Posted by Photo Boy In a rare move for her, Jennifer Love Hewitt went on Chelsea Lately and said something that makes her seem desperate. Crazy, right? Looking for that special someone must have become too exhausting, because J Love’s pawning tho...

According to Us Weekly magazine, pop diva Jennifer Lopez — who last year split from husband Marc Anthony — is reportedly so in love with boy toy Casper Smart that she wants to marry him soon!...

Posted by Photo Boy It’s probably no great feat for a 19-year-old to outwit their insane, drug addict mother (heroin-crumb trail into a cage works everytime), but Frances Bean Cobain did exactly that by getting Courtney Love to release control of...

Posted by Photo Boy If you ask Wikipedia, “Who’s Michelle Hunziker?”, they’ll tell you she’s a Swiss television hostess, actress, model and singer. But if you ask them “Does she wear bikinis?”; “Does she ...

Presented without commentary — Rihanna now has a brass knuckle phone. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap I Missed where Sophie Monk doesn’t have to ask why to water suddenly got warm, Ali Lohan‘s been holding Lindsay’s coke th...