Michelle Rodriguez is coming back from the dead to reprise her character of Ana-Lucia on 'Lost' this fall, according to the Ausiello Files. Well, at least for one episode. As Ana-Lucia was blown away in a hail of bullets fired by Michael, the appearance ...

Charlie Sheen and his new wife Brooke Mueller have announced they are expecting their first child together. The 'Two and a Half Men' star, 42, is currently the highest paid prime-time comedy TV star and a father of three girls. Brooke and I are thrilled!...

Great news, everybody: Paris Hilton is still pursuing a career in music! Oh boy! Of course, I'm sure her efforts have been rejuvenated by the inexplicable airing of Heidi Montag's singles. At any rate, Paris is currently recording a duet with her boyfrie...

After the Madonna concert post, seeing Ali Larter in a bikini is like a breath of fresh air - that's wearing a bikini. Then again, you could show me a picture of celery right now and I'd probably weep tears of joy. Photos: Splash News...

ABC announced this morning that Kim Kardashian would compete on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Apparently, Kim was so excited she decided to walk on broken glass. (Ha ha! Gypsies.) After a quick trip to the ER, Kim called Good Morning Ame...

Hayden Panettiere spoke publicly for the first time about her dad's arrest for spousal abuse and put the blame on the arresting officers. Her father was arrested after getting in a drunken brawl with his wife who was also sloshed. Extra reports: It [the ...

Here are shots of Madonna in England from the Saturday night launch of her Sticky & Sweet Tour. After seeing these photos of the mummy's tomb encased in fishnets, I'd rather call my parents and ask them to describe the day I was conceived than buy Madonn...

Katie Holmes is currently rehearsing for the Broadway revival of All My Sons. But it turns out she's not much of a box-office draw. Why? Old people have no idea who the hell she is, according to Star: Although some people blame the economy, other Broadwa...

I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. These are shots of Heidi Montag filming the video for her latest single Overdosin'. After looking at 1985 puke all over Heidi Montag, I can only hope this abortion will drown her tiny iota ...

Michael Lohan is challenging Kevin Federline to a charity boxing match, according to OK! Magazine: Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he's a notorious celebrity dad and so am I, Michael tells OK! exclusively. It's for charity. In addition to amusin...

We all know Britney Spears lip syncs in concerts and most people are okay with that given her non-stop dance moves for an hour on stage. However, an old video posted online this weekend of a recorded feed of her open mic make it very clear that Brit can't...

Pop star Janet Jackson is launching her own line of lingerie. Named after her 1987 song, the Pleasure Principle line of lingerie will hit stores in November. After making its debut in the United States, the label will arrive in Australia, Japan and Europe...

Citing a lack of drama in the show, American idol judge Simon Cowell admits the show was a bore last year and he wants to shake things up. It's going to be a different show this year and we'll have to see if that's a negative or an advantage, Cowell says....

Kim Kardashian cut her foot badly but still plans to be a hobbling contestant on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars. The Keeping up with the Kardashians reality show celeb accidentally sliced her big toe open on a glass coffee table at a Manha...

Melanie C (a.k.a. Sporty Spice) is expecting her first child, according to the Daily Mail: The 34-year-old singer announced the news on her website today. Mel C said: 'Some happy news. Well, I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting a baby and we a...

It had been rumored in the tabloids: Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling REUNITED! However, it was only gossip and speculation. Our fragile hearts weren't ready to believe again. Too soon, we said. Too soon. But then, last night, love went out for coffee. Th...

Khloe Kardashian will compete on the upcoming season of Celebrity Apprentice. Can she prove herself useful? Or will someone have to explain to her that Lady, O.J. Simpson's money isn't the answer to every problem. Just most of them.? The New York Post re...

Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to a baby boy today, and she must've been super pissed at the kid for staying in there so long because she named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. I mean, Jesus, lady, so what if he came out and was already four years old? Tha...

Victoria's Secret is publishing a coffee table book entitled Supermodel Obsession that features Adriana Lima (above), Doutzen Kroes and others. If you're like me, you've often pulled a shoebox full of old Victoria's Secret catalogs out from underneath yo...

Justin Timberlake will be reuniting with Britney Spears for - Jesus! Someone took their happy pills this morning - for a duet on her new album, Page Six reports: Spies said Spears will team up with her ex-love for a song on her next album due at the end ...

Congratulations to Henry Cejudo who overcame a childhood of adversity where he moved about 50 times but always kept wrestling and dreaming. My mom would always tell us when we were kids, if you want to be an astronaut you can be an astronaut, doctor you c...

It's always been Living La Vida Loca for Ricky Martin, and now he has twin sons to share his life with. The Latin superstar had the children via a surrogate mother, and the babies were born a few weeks ago, according to his reps. The children, delivered v...

After the infamous Slightly Exposed Back-gate, formerly-exiled Miley Cyrus has been welcomed back into the Disney fold. They missed their little cash cow who lays golden Faberge eggs in a diamond bucket. So much so that they're allowing Miley to hold her...

Tori Spelling's husband Dean McDermott is pissed she dropped out of the 90210 remake after she learned she'd be making 10 grand an episode less than Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty. Dean was hoping to score himself a gig despite the fact a trained chimp...

When she's not single-handedly destroying the image of a Dallas-based brewery, Jessica Simpson likes to take time out from her busy schedule to snoop through Tony Romo's cell phone which is how she knew his ex Carrie Underwood was lying when she recently...

Lindsay Lohan decided not to wear a bra yesterday which resulted in a plethora of side-boob viewage. That said, I can't tell if these pics are hot considering Lindsay's body looks exactly like E.T.'s pale brother, What's-His-Face? Oh, right: Kirsten Duns...

Tila Tequila's new girlfriend Courtenay Semel found herself in the drunk tank after getting in a fight with security outside a Vegas nightclub. Beforehand, she was having dinner with Kourtney Kardashian who was taping an episode of her reality show Keepi...

Joe Francis continued his holy quest of everything good and righteous and nipplely by approaching model/reality star Brittny Gastineau last night outside of Crown Bar. I think I speak for all of us when I say This man should be our president. Not only wo...

Jesus, that was fast. Here's the first of presumably many ads featuring Jessica Simpson as the new face of Stampede Light Plus beer. I gotta be honest, this campaign is already headed towards epic FAIL. Everyone knows you can't sell beer without bikinis....

Ricky Martin is apparently the father of twin boys. Unmarried, ungirflriended Ricky Martin. Turns out he decided to rock the ol' rent a uterus and had a surrogate mother deliver him a pair of sons. The AP reports: The children, delivered via gestational ...

In an attempt to win over football fans, Jessica Simpson is endorsing a new brew, called Stampede Light PLUS, for a Dallas brewery. Claiming she's making a smart choice with a smart beer, the sometime actress who can't tell chicken from tuna believes the ...

Spencer Pratt wants everyone to know Jesus and him are making the connection. Not only that, but he's taking spiritual advice from Heidi I'd Rather Die Than Live Without Chest Balloons Montag. You know, the chick who recently tried to pretend she's a vir...

Leroi Moore the iconic saxophone player for the Dave Matthews Band passed away yesterday from complications from a June ATV accident on his farm, according to the AP: Moore died at Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center, where he was admitted with complic...

Jessica Simpson and beer commercials: Why hasn't this happened sooner? Jessica, in her first logical career move ever, is going to be the face of new Dallas' Stampede Light Plus, according to the Dallas Morning News: She's the face of the brand now, sai...

Paris Hilton is already prepping a British version of her upcoming reality show Paris Hilton's New Best Friend. Apparently, the winner of that show will not be treated to trips to Europe. They will, however, get a tote bag. Whee! ITV.com reports: Everyon...

These are shots of Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls in Ibiza. I hate to say it but Nicole does kind of remind me of Kim Kardashian. But, you know, minus the pending heart attack, cellulite and facial hair. Other than that, it's like they're sis...

I've gotten a ton of e-mails asking me to post about Paraguayan Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco. So, to honor the Olympic spirit of unity and sportsmanship, I've scrounged up some bikini pics of Leryn. I'm a beacon of inspiration. In the meantime, w...

Apparently during Heidi Montag's interview with Ryan Seacrest she claimed to still be a virgin. Chins McJugs has a hymen? Hilarious! Scope out this load of crap via Hollyscoop: Speidi talked about how Heidi is still a virgin and how religious she is, ins...

Desperate Housewife and NBA wife Eva Longoria is keeping up with the denials that's she's pregnant even though she's expanding a baby bump, glowing like an expectant mom and wearing big clothes to boot. A futura mamá to see here, no? It's getting obvious...

Can the high life really cost that much or is Rihanna's career barely pulling in enough coin to keep her head above water financially? What looked like phenomenal success over the past year, isn't represented in her bank account, says her ex-accountant. R...

Somebody thinks Avril Lavigne is not only sexy, but too sexy. Really? Vampire Girl? She was set to perform in Malaysia but officials for the country think Avril's sugary pop music is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine: It is not timely. It's not ...

Sometimes dreams do come true. In this case, a really retarded one called David Beckham: The Musical. (Actually, it's called The Theater of Dreams, but close enough.) Set to launch in London's West Side, the production will basically portray David as the...

Roseanne Barr got people's attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she's getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she's writing absolutely insane shit that m...

Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of lingerie that she designed for Wonderbra. It's meant to be worn all day under your normal clothes because apparently Dita wants all you ladies to be slutty superheroes. Finally, a cause I can support! In the meant...

British model/actress Kelly Brook decided to celebrate her recent split from Billy Zane by hitting up Saint-Tropez and posing in a bikini. I guarantee I could probably roll up on Kelly and woo her by simply saying Did you notice all my hair? It's on my h...

Chris Kattan and his model wife of two months are already throwing in the towel. But, yet, they don't plan to divorce which would puzzle me if I weren't too busy trying to figure out where the hell all the real celebrities are hiding today. Us Magazine r...

Jennifer Lopez. Triathlete. Can you picture it? The new mom looks great after having twins six months ago but wants to get back in shape (read: lose 20 pounds) by training for the Malibu Triathlon event next month. Now if she can just get her big hips int...

Christina Applegate has pwned breast cancer. In an interview today on Good Morning America, Christina revealed that doctors were able to successfully remove the cancer, and she's good to go. ABC News reports: I'm clear, the star of Samantha Who? said. Ab...

Here's some good news out of Hollywood for a change: actress Christina Applegate has been completely cleared of the BIG C: Cancer! The 'Samantha Who?' star paid a steep price for it after deciding to undergo a double mastectomy but the decision saved her ...

The Matrix's Laurence Fishburne will replace William Peterson at the CSI Las Vegas Crime Lab. Fishburne says he is elated and delighted to land the gig. The actor will reportedly portray a former pathologist turned college lecturer. He meets up with membe...