Despite the fact they showed up to court 20 minutes late looking like fried hell and were photographed at Marmont at two in the morning, Dina Lohan swears to RadarOnline she wasn't out drinking with Lindsay the night before... ...read full story ...

Seen here in the Illegal Machete trailer (after the jump), The LA Times has confirmed Lindsay Lohan will play Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming film about the 70s porn scene: We've all thought that Lindsay would... ...read full story ...

Wow. If I made a list this morning of things most likely to not occur today, this would've been number one followed closely by Santa Claus revealing he exists but has been a pedophile the whole time. On that... ...read full story ...

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Singer Ke$ha recently admitted she's very cautious when it comes to dating guys because her last boyfriend smashed her heart into a million billion pieces....

Everyone knows Angelina Jolie is a woman who always gets what she wants! Reports say the Tomb Raider star has allegedly threatened to leave her partner Brad Pitt if he doesn't marry her by her 35th birthday on June 4....

Katy Perry wore a light-up dress to the MET Gala last night and I'm assuming it had something to do with Christina Hendricks also being there with her enormous cleave shelf. At this point, I'd say insecurity is never... ...read full story ...

- Chely Wright is People magazine's niece, right? That has to be what happened. [Dlisted] - Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry break-up is getting real. [Lainey Gossip] - David Boreanaz admits to cheating on his wife giving Buffy fans... ...read full story ...

David Boreanaz essentially pulled a Letterman by announcing he cheated on his wife in an attempt to stop his mistress - who may or may not be Tiger mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel - from extorting him via Gloria Allred.... ...read full story ...

Christina Hendricks' gimungous funbags attended the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art last night and I have no clue what's going on here. She looks like an over-stuffed blue crayon that's also a vampire. Parents are... ...read full ...

Hot! Charlize Theron has been spotted kissing Keanu Reeves! The two, who played lovers in 2001 movie Sweet November and also starred together in The Devil's Advocate, stunned onlookers with an intimate embrace while leaving a Beverly Hills restaurant on M...

Here's Kate Hudson at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala and I'm going to end this debate right here and say she has implants. It looks like she magically sprouted baseballs under there which has to be some sort... ...read full story ...

Being the responsible mother that she is, Dina Lohan arrived in LA yesterday to make sure Lindsay attends her deposition hearing today instead of bailing for the third time and losing the entire lawsuit against her. So naturally the... ...read full story ...

CHRIST, HER FACE!! .... Okay, I'm good. Pulling a page from the Tila Tequila playbook, Jenna Jameson conveniently allowed a group of photographers to snap pics of her at the park yesterday while wearing a T-shirt that revealed what... ...read full story ...

I'm not even sure Brooke Hogan counts as a celebrity anymore, but here he is teaching surf lessons on Saturday because Nick lost the family fortune giving his best friends gaping head wounds. Even more surprising, is Brooke was... ...read full story ...

As part of MTV's initiative to make me perpetually bleed from the cornea, Snooki was once again wedged into a swimsuit for a day of filming Jersey Shore in Miami. I personally love the part where Pauly D pretends... ...read full story ...

Reports say Gwyneth Paltrow decided to give up her strict macrobiotic diet as soon as she became a mom. The Iron Man 2 star, who raises two young children with her Coldplay rocker husband Chris Martin, says she has ditched her ultra-healthy lifestyle beca...

Because she lied about getting an e-mail from the president once, Scarlett Johansson was invited to the White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday night where she almost gave everyone not named Ryan Reynolds the only opportunity they'll ...re...

James Franco showed up for the premiere of Saturday Night at the Tribeca Film Festival yesterday sporting what looks like visible track marks. Granted, they might not be, but at the same time he was in Spider-man 3, so... ...read full story ...

Presumably as a visual aid for America's obesity crisis, Jessica Simpson was invited to the White House Correspondents' dinner where she told People she wants to be First Lady Michelle Obama: I really do, Simpson told PEOPLE before the... ...read full sto...

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Here's Jersey Shore's Pauly D picking up some chicks in Miami yesterday and despite the fact MTV continues to embolden the robots by proving Americans will spend 60 minutes staring at anything bright and shiny, you really can't fault... ...read full story...

Kate Hudson decided to let her breasts go braless last night at the Chopard celebration last night furthering speculation as to whether they're fake, signs of a pregnancy or she just loves ice cream. As a taxpayer, I don't... ...read full story ...

I'll let you guys do the math on that one. In the meantime, does telling a woman your testicles are the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow ever work? I mean for you people. I'm batting... ...read full story ...

According to reports, actor Johnny Depp has been lined up to play Ozzy Osbourne in a movie about the rocker's life. The former Black Sabbath star is apparently keen for the Pirates of the Caribbean actor to portray his colorful life story....

Struggling to maintain relevancy, Paris Hilton conveniently found herself in front of the paparazzi today without a bra on. I mean, what are the odds (that they'd show up as soon as she called)? In the meantime, I will... ...read full story ...

Apparently it's Photo Shoots with a Death Wish Day, because here's Lindsay Lohan posing with a gun for photographer Tyler Shields. And by posing I mean these are just candid shots of her typical night. Captions under the pics.... ...read full story ...

Gabriel Aubry has reportedly kicked Halle Berry to the curb but at least was decent enough to do it before he stuck his penis in much younger women who aren't aging before his eyes. And thanks to Tiger Woods... ...read full story ...

- Conan O'Brien throws Leno under the bus on 60 Minutes. [PopEater] - Lance Armstrong has the most powerful testicle on Earth. [Dlisted] - Brooke Hogan still has huge breasts for a dude. [HollywoodTuna] - Gwyneth Paltrow Kate Hudson.... ...read full story...

Spotted! Nick Jonas has a new girlfriend! According to several reports, the 17-year-old member of the Jonas Brothers has been romantically linked to his Jonas costar Nicole Anderson. And they're just sweet!...

Actress Katie Holmes is heading to the White House! Fictionally. The former Dawson's Creek star has signed on to play former US First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis....

Lindsay Lohan has apparently violated her probation and could see herself in jail as early as next month, according to TMZ: Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once... ...read full story ...

Heidi Montag might be addicted to painkillers thanks to her transformation into Famewhore Barbie, according to InTouch: She isn't all there when you speak to her. According to a medical source, doctors would have prescribed painkillers such as Dem ...read...

A day after allegedly being thrown into a tub/pushed/harshly padded/whatever the story is today, Jenna Jameson flew to Vegas and took a piss test which she actually passed, according to TMZ: We've learned the results of the test, administered... ...read f...

- Jessica Simpson has slippery teeth? [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lopez has big hair for the big ass. [Dlisted] - Justin BieberPopEater] - Katie Holmes does have experience with a husband who bangs other people. But with penises. [Hollywood... ...read full...

Here's Russell Crowe at the Madrid photocall for Robin Hood where some genius thought it'd be a good idea to provide him with a sword, wine and the opportunity to trash anyone who's played Robin Hood in the past... ...read full story ...

Here's Britney Spears at her lawyer's office yesterday wearing either a bra or one tank top on top of another, I don't know women's clothes. But I do know nipples and that's definitely one trying to break free of... ...read full story ...

Pop superstar Beyonce Knowles is apparently keen to team up with Victoria Beckham. She wants Victoria to design the outfits for her upcoming live tour....

- Lady GaGa and Sarah Palin are our most influential people. Cue Canadian invasion in 3... 2... [PopEater] - Chelsea Handler might have a sex tape. Or a smart publicist. [Dlisted] - Emma Stone is what Lindsay Lohan could've... ...read full story ...

That's a nipple slip. Here's Playboy model Jenna Bentley on a photo shoot in Hawaii which makes absolutely no sense to me. 1.) I thought Playmates only spent their time pretending Hugh Hefner's penis works. 2.) What the hell... ...read full story ...

Actor Brad Pitt, who was married to Jennifer Aniston from 2000 – 2005, thinks the former Friends star is pathetic. And this happened because he was 'disgusted' when Aniston showed off her new house in a recent issue of the Architectural Digest....

Actress Renee Zellweger has started to compose lyrics for her own songs. She has been inspired to start penning tracks by her role in new movie My Own Love Song, in which she sings a song written by Bob Dylan. The 41-year-old star admits she is now trying...

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Bleeding Love hitmaker Leona Lewis admitted she has a huge crush on 17-year-old Twilight star Taylor Lautner. I was obsessed for a while, the 25-year-old British singer told Britain's InStyle magazine for its June issue....

Seen here shopping and smiling just hours after Tito's arrest, Jenna Jameson is getting support from Tiger Woods' mistress and fellow porn star Joslyn James who claims she witnessed Tito abuse Jenna before. Except it didn't happen when TMZ... ...read full...

I've never even heard of Helena Mattsson, but I have heard of areola so here she is at the Iron Man 2 premiere where 1/4th of hers popped out. Apparently she's even in the movie, so I can only... ...read full story ...

Because America is basically a slow kid fascinated with its own belly button, Kate Gosselin was a huge ratings draw for Dancing with the Stars and apparently got herself into some sort of respectable shape when you compare her... ...read full story ...

- Billy Corgan rips Courtney Love a new hole. (I went there.) [PopEater] - Spencer Pratt has completely lost his shit. [Hollywood Life] - Pam Grier's vagina is Lindsay Lohan? [Dlisted] - That 19-year-old kid from Kick-Ass knocked up... ...read full story ...

Here's Beyonce in Hawaii over the weekend where she accidentally let the paparazzi snap a shot of the ultra-rare Beyonce nip. No, really, the last person who saw it was Hugh Jackman at last year's Oscars, and no one's... ...read full story ...

Do I even need to put words down here? Because I'm pretty sure anyone reading this is positive they made this happen with their mind. Now someone use their psychic powers to turn this danish into Mila Kunis before... ...read full story ...