'Iron Man' Robert Downey Jr is going to put a new spin on the legendary character of Sherlock Holmes. He's going for bad-ass. In the new Guy Ritchie film about the Victorian detective, the actor has promised that Ritchie has a high-octane approach planned...

Queen Latifah is 38-years-old and figures it's time to settle down and start a family. The Chicago star announced in June her plans to bring a little one into her life by adopting a child - if she can survive the grueling process. Latifah says, I can unde...

The 17-year-old daughter of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin (a.k.a. Governor MILFalicious) is reportedly five months pregnant. The McCain campaign revealed the news to rebut rampant rumors that Governor Palin's infant son is actually her grandson ...

Aptly titled Disaster Movie, the Vanessa Minnillo, Carmen Electra, and Kim Kardashian bomb pokes fun at pop culture, movie trailers, and public figures. But to include the obvious - like trying to be funny, entertaining, and worthy of a $9 theater ticket....

Actor Alec Baldwin has launched yet another scathing attack on ex-wife Kim Basinger accusing her of turning their daughter against him. The couple, who were married for 9 years before divorcing in 2002, have had an ongoing public spat over custody and vis...

Pity Poor Diddy. He says he will ditch flights on his private jet due to high gas prices. According to the mega-wealthy music mogul, he claims he's been paying in excess of $200,000 (£110,000) every month just to do the Mile High club between New York an...

In a glaring example the Apocalypse is at hand, The Hills is a hot commodity these days. Major fashion designers send thousands of dollars worth of clothing to Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. However, Heidi Montag is left out of this circle of love b...

Kim Kardashian is training hard for the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars and is prepared to reveal more and more of her infamous butt as the show progresses. There's nothing using a woman's astronomically large ass that once starred in a porno a...

It's a Friday before a holiday weekend, so what the hell? Let's talk about John McCain (Hey, he's a celebrity too!) and his sans penis vice presidential pick today: Alaskan governor Sarah Palin. Here's the word from Reuters: Palin, 44, a self-described ...

At an after-party for Madonna's recently launched Sticky & Sweet Tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt the mood was right for sharing a lactating Demi Moore anecdote with The Sun. But, then again, when isn't the mood right for a Demi Moore story abo...

Jessica Simpson gave another shitass performance in her continuing effort to crossover to country which must be frustrating. I mean, she's proven she's illiterate and joined the Klan. What more do these people want?! Anyway, here's the highlights of her ...

After getting his nuts kicked in on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's blog, Michael Lohan has magically acquired a one-hour TV special where he'll 'expose' ex-wife Dina Lohan who he claims is the one that told him Samantha Ronson is writing a tell-all ...

David Duchovny has checked into rehab for sex addiction, according to People: I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction, the actor says in an exclusive statement. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we...

Who knew being a mom to six kids under the age of six could be so difficult! Angelina Jolie is showing the strain and wear and tear of the constant responsibility and diaper changing duties. Now magazine says that she is so emotional and sleep-deprived th...

David Duchovny, who plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series Californication, apparently has real life experience to draw on - he has just entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction. In a statement released Thursday by his lawyer, S...

Axl Rose reportedly came on strong to Kelly Osbourne at a party. Designer Richie Rich watched the whole thing go down and couldn't believe the crap coming out of the 46-year-old singer's mouth, according to OK! Magazine: He was really weird with her, sai...

Yes, Heidi, you've got the right idea. This is definitely the way to finally get people to respect you as an artist. No foolin'. In the meantime after looking at these pictures, I gotta ask: Does no one carry a gun to the supermarket anymore? You can't t...

Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That's right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed ...

Hilary Duff's father Bob Duff was sentenced to 10 days in jail yesterday during a trial over, I shit you not, who will pay for Hilary's 21st birthday. (He was sentenced for failing to report the sale of assets, not for the birthday party.) Apparently, Hi...

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson both took to their celebrity blogs after Michael Lohan publicly called Samantha a drug for Lindsay and claimed she would out Lindsay in a tell-all book. Lindsay became so incensed she churned out the following hyphen-lad...

A jealous Solange Knowles was so bothered by some pre-interview mentions of her sister that she inadvertently spilled the beans about her big sister Beyonce's secret marriage to rapper Jay-Z - which everybody riding on the planet already knows about anywa...

Olympic champ Michael Phelps is going into show biz - at least for a Saturday Night Live stint. Sure he's got the body of Adonis and he's Superman and all, but can he sing? Dance? Do skits? Make funny? Take off his clothes?? The swimmer will host the 34t...

What do you call a 48-year-old woman who tapes heroin to her body to get through airport security? Mackenzie Phillips! The troubled actress who starred on One Day at a Time back in the day was arrested on Wednesday on suspicion of possession of a controll...

Suge Knight was arrested yesterday morning after police caught him beating his girlfriend in a parking lot. Suge was holding a knife at the time and was also in possession of Ecstasy and hydrocodone when officers arrived. The AP reports: A citizen sees t...

I'm starting to understand Matthew McConaughey a whole lot more after finding about his mom Kay McConaughey's book. Entilted I Amaze Myself the memoir contains anecdotes about Matthew's conception and his father dying during sex. I wish I was making this...

Tara Reid showed off some more of her clothing line Mantra at the second day of When I Move You Move Fashion Show in Vegas. I guess her line consists solely of a long piece of rope. Considering the source, honestly, I'm impressed. Yeah, you see, it's jus...

Elisabetta Gregoraci continues her summer of digging gold in a bikini. There's just something about Itailan Wonderbra models. Once you've seen one, you've seen not nearly enough and want to continually stare at her while praying to the Internet gods she'...

Is it me or is The Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas always wearing a bikini? Some might call this trashy, but if you take note, ladies, she's engaged. Now, I'm not suggesting the two are related - except I am and no one likes a spinster. So, house full of cats...

Eva Longoria used to be a lingerie model before hitting it big on Desperate Housewives. These shots are from 2001, and I want to know who the hell told her to keep pursuing acting? Eva could've been cranking more of these pics out or, God willing, done p...

Lindsay Lohan's pop, Michael Lohan, 48, told E!News yesterday that he and his girlfriend, the old-looking 24-year-old Erin Muller (who doesn't look a day over 38!), are unofficially engaged - whatever that means. He's bought her a ring and all but hasn't ...

Kate Hudson and celebrity stylist David Babaii are being sued for allegedly stealing an idea to make hair products using volcanic ash. Dammit, ash? I thought they were sticking people's heads in volcanoes. I hate this story. Reuters reports: In the laws...

Who's the best at Madden? Rapper The Game has confirmed he's up for Bow Wow's challenge. The rivals will go head to head in a Madden 2009 challenge. A date hasn't been set for the clash of gamers, but The Game insists one thing is certain - he'll win the ...

'24' star Kiefer Sutherland says he's overpaid and he really doesn't deserve the mega-millions that he earns from his TV and film work. Now there's a rare thought coming from a Hollywood actor - but Kiefer isn't your typicial ego-driven fame whore. He cla...

Great news, everybody: Britney Spears will not be performing at this year's VMAs. HURRAY! Her manager Larry Rudolph wants everyone to know Britney is very serious about her album and won't be reprising her now infamous Jiggly Girl dance, according to the...

Tara Reid showed off her clothing line Mantra at the When I Move You Move show in Las Vegas yesterday. Between Tara and Heidi Montag I can only assume they're handing out clothing lines to anyone with a pulse. I should get in on this action. I'll call my...

Dr. Dre's 20-year-old son Andre Young Jr. was found dead Saturday morning at his mother's house, according to People: Andre Young Jr., 20, was discovered unresponsive by his mother at his home in Woodland Hills, Calif., on Saturday morning, according to ...

Justin Long has apparently rebounded from his break-up with Drew Barrymore and landed in the pale-white arms of Kirsten Dunst, according to NY Daily News: he duo were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas, says our spy. They were hold...

In this day age, some might say the ideas of poise, elegance and class no longer exist. Not so, says Shauna Sand. Not so. .... Lap dance? Photos: Bauer-Griffin...

In what will initially be considered a surprisingly fast turnaround until you see the final product, Heidi Montag's video for Overdosin' has been released and JESUS H. CORNELIUS CHRIST! I'm not gonna lie; I turned the audio off about ten seconds in which...

Charlie Sheen and his new wife Brooke Mueller have announced they are expecting their first child together. The 'Two and a Half Men' star, 42, is currently the highest paid prime-time comedy TV star and a father of three girls. Brooke and I are thrilled!...

Hayden Panettiere celebrated her 19th birthday over the weekend by apparently wearing a bikini and a party hat. Cool? I'll be the first to admit this looks nothing like I envisioned it. I mean, where's the parade? The midget rodeo?! And why is the pool f...

Michelle Rodriguez is coming back from the dead to reprise her character of Ana-Lucia on 'Lost' this fall, according to the Ausiello Files. Well, at least for one episode. As Ana-Lucia was blown away in a hail of bullets fired by Michael, the appearance ...

Charlie Sheen's done it again. Bullseye Johnson has knocked up another wife within just weeks of the wedding. Because nothing bonds a really weird, old actor and the bride who thinks he has money together like an immediate pregnancy. *sigh* OK! Magazine ...

Great news, everybody: Paris Hilton is still pursuing a career in music! Oh boy! Of course, I'm sure her efforts have been rejuvenated by the inexplicable airing of Heidi Montag's singles. At any rate, Paris is currently recording a duet with her boyfrie...

After the Madonna concert post, seeing Ali Larter in a bikini is like a breath of fresh air - that's wearing a bikini. Then again, you could show me a picture of celery right now and I'd probably weep tears of joy. Photos: Splash News...

ABC announced this morning that Kim Kardashian would compete on the upcoming season of Dancing with the Stars. Apparently, Kim was so excited she decided to walk on broken glass. (Ha ha! Gypsies.) After a quick trip to the ER, Kim called Good Morning Ame...

I feel like I just got hit by a dump truck full of retard sauce. These are shots of Heidi Montag filming the video for her latest single Overdosin'. After looking at 1985 puke all over Heidi Montag, I can only hope this abortion will drown her tiny iota ...

Katie Holmes is currently rehearsing for the Broadway revival of All My Sons. But it turns out she's not much of a box-office draw. Why? Old people have no idea who the hell she is, according to Star: Although some people blame the economy, other Broadwa...

Hayden Panettiere spoke publicly for the first time about her dad's arrest for spousal abuse and put the blame on the arresting officers. Her father was arrested after getting in a drunken brawl with his wife who was also sloshed. Extra reports: It [the ...

Here are shots of Madonna in England from the Saturday night launch of her Sticky & Sweet Tour. After seeing these photos of the mummy's tomb encased in fishnets, I'd rather call my parents and ask them to describe the day I was conceived than buy Madonn...