Amber Rose Forgives Kim Kardashian For Having Sex With Kanye West
2012-01-10
Last week, Amber Rose accused Kanye West of cheating on her with Kim Kardashian who, in turn, was cheating on Reggie Bush. A claim that’s been brought up before to Kanye who didn’t exactly deny it. Anyway, Amber told TMZ last night she forg...
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Russell Brand Taking Off His Wedding Ring In A Video Posted To A Porn Site
2012-01-10
A month before filing for divorce from Katy Perry because doing it herself would upset her anti-Semitic parents, Russell Brand “jokingly” takes off his wedding ring in a video posted to porn site Nudevista to promote his upcoming college tour....
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Penn Badgley Is Single Again
2012-01-10
According to New York Post gossip column Page Six, Penn Badgley is back on the market. He and his girlfriend Zoë Kravitz – whom he began dating in the summer – have reportedly split....
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Blue Ivy Came Out Of Beyonce's Vagina
2012-01-10
“For real.” In their official birth announcement released yesterday afternoon, Beyonce and Jay-Z made it a point to inform the world that Blue Ivy came out of Beyonce’s vagina naturally because this ain’t no Gwyneth Paltrow Peru...
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Britney Spears Wants to Have Barbie-Style Wedding
2012-01-10
According to reports, 30-year-old pop princess Britney Spears wants to have a fairytale Barbie-style wedding, so she's planning it very carefully....
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Lindsay Lohan Might Play Elizabeth Taylor Now
2012-01-10
Elizabeth Taylor hasn’t even been dead a year yet, so of course Lifetime is considering taking the most giant, voluminous freckled piss on her grave imaginable. TheWrap reports: Lohan, 25, is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Life...
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Ali Larter's Doing It Again and Other News
2012-01-10
Posted by Photo Boy - David Cross probably won’t be making another Chipmunks movie or working on any film again for that matter. - Nicole Richie is better than you. All of you. - This couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the problem o...
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Why Is Justin Bieber At The Beach With Jerry Sandusky?
2012-01-09
“I don’t see how biting my nipple will make me tougher, Coach, but you’re the boss.” Here’s Justin Bieber running around Cabo with a “family friend” as his bathing suit threatens to reveal the Holy Maple Twig o...
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Christina Aguilera's Boyfriend Loves Her Fat Ass
2012-01-09
“Ho ho ho ho… ha ha ha ha…. This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Fearless and inventive.” Seen here at the Television Something or Rather promoting The Voice, Christina Aguilera apparently wanted people to know that she’...
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Mila Kunis' Breasts Will Unite Us
2012-01-09
Because I just went off about Tim Tebow on Facebook again, here’s Mila Kunis‘ breasts saving kids’ lives which is something I think we all can agree on. Also, I think we all can agree that their healing powers are transitive which is ...
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The Crap We Missed – Monday 1.9.12
2012-01-09
“But what if I never go back?” Nicole silently feared. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Mickey Rourke who looks like he’s new besties with Mary-Kate Olsen, the most pregnant dog in all of Beverly Hills and Ro...
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Julianne Hough's Still In A Bikini and Other News
2012-01-09
Posted by Photo Boy - Beyonce and Jay-Z named their baby in honor of Satan. Of course. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is the appropriate way to ease back into the first full work week since the holidays. - Kristen Bell wants to have sex with J...
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Charlie Sheen Admits He Was Crazy Last Year
2012-01-09
Last year, Charlie Sheen went on a massive coke and porn star/hooker bender that ended with him being fired from Two and a Half Men and going on insane rants on the Internet. What was great about this, is it allowed me to systemically remove friends and f...
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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis on the Verge to Split
2012-01-09
According to RadarOnline, Johnny Depp and his longtime partner Vanessa Paradis are on the verge to split. Sources say the actor and the actress/singer have been arguing a lot lately....
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Justin Bieber Shares His Faith in God
2012-01-09
17-year-old pop star Justin Bieber, who is a Christian, has recently revealed he prefers to talk directly to God, rather than going to church....
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Blue. Ivy.
2012-01-09
Real quick, how long has Beyonce had a super-huge black dong? — Now’s not the time, just talk about the baby? You’re right. After weeks of preparing every single hospital in New York to evacuate at a mucus plug’s notice, Beyonce...
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Of Course Katy Perry's Parents Are Anti-Semitic
2012-01-09
A little background: After her parents decided to preach from the pulpit that Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s divorce was a gift from God for their ministry, Katy made it a point to go on Twitter over the weekend and essentially tell them to shut ...
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Jesus Christ, Carrie Fisher
2012-01-09
Last year, Carrie Fisher succeeded Kirstie Alley as the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig and threatened to shed enough pounds to fit into the Princess Leia bikini again. Except what no one expected is that Carrie Fisher would actually lose the weight a...
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LeAnn Rimes Has A Butt? That Can't Be Right.
2012-01-09
Here’s LeAnn Rimes somehow getting her ass squeezed by Eddie Cibrian over the weekend which literally boggles my mind. Granted, she’s been eating again – Or at least telling the paparazzi to snap pictures when she holds a spoon up to ...
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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.4
2012-01-07
After being forced to endure mind-numbing family conversation after mind-numbing family conversation with no discernible point or end in sight and learning that public schools are nothing but goddamn germ factories that turn your children into Typhoid ...
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Justin Bieber Got Another Jesus Tattoo
2012-01-06
“Oh, shit, am I below camo shorts? Pssh. 2007 called, Justin.” Because tattooing Jesus’ name in Hebrew on his rib cage apparently wasn’t enough, Justin Bieber now has the face of everyone’s favorite socialist hippie/ironic...
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Grainy Shots of Shakira's Bikini Riding Up Her Butt
2012-01-06
In this business, sometimes you have to know when to step out of the way and let the wedgies do the work. This is one of those times. Photos: Bauer-GriffinRead More ... ...
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Johnny Depp Might Be Single
2012-01-06
Possibly because banging Willem Dafoe gets boring after a while – To the 1% anyway, amirite, occupiers? – Johnny Depp is reportedly breaking things off with long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis and talking to lawyers about how much of his P...
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The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.6.11
2012-01-06
“I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. (Do I take off my shoes now?)” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Ewan McGregor said Salma Hayek‘s breasts...
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Sienna Miller is Pregnant. Suck It, Jude Law!
2012-01-06
After two attempts to have a relationship with Jude Law blew up in her face thanks to his insatiable love for banging his children’s nannies – Or “Schwarzenegger Syndrome” for those of you in the medical field. – Sienna Mi...
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You'll Never Guess What LeAnn Rimes Is Wearing and Other News
2012-01-06
Posted by Photo Boy - These gifs go out to Katy Perry‘s parents. Hallelujah! - And with that in mind, here’s The Christian Version Of Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass. - Jeremy Renner‘s life is totally like The Hangover 2, dude. Fuckin&...
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Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge Expecting First Child
2012-01-06
30-year-old actress Sienna Miller is reportedly pregnant. According to Us Weekly, she and her 26-year-old boyfriend Tom Sturridge are expecting their first child together....
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Katy Perry's Divorce Was Just God's Way Of Helping Her Parents' Ministry
2012-01-06
Katy Perry‘s parents have demonstrated in the past that they have absolutely zero qualms about milking her heathen breasts to do the Lord’s work, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that they’ve already glommed onto her di...
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Leonardo DiCaprio's Mom Meets His New Girlfriend
2012-01-06
Although they are together only since December, actor Leonardo DiCaprio seems to be getting very serious with his latest squeeze — Victoria's Secret model Erin Heatherton — as he has introduced her to his mother Irmelin over the holidays....
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David O. Russell Fondled His Transgender Niece's Breasts, Claims It Was Consensual
2012-01-06
Seen here doing a remarkable job pretending Mark Wahlberg‘s lack of prosthetic breasts doesn’t bring him unspeakable sadness, The Fighter director David O. Russell is apparently under investigation for fondling his 19-year-old transgender niec...
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Kanye West Is Steve Jobs Now
2012-01-05
“What kinda shit can I put a fruit on? Think, Kanye, think…” This is going to surprise a lot of people, but Kanye West spent two hours on Twitter last night ranting about how his mom used to take him shopping for furs as a kid, so tha...
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'Teen Mom' Leah Is Pregnant Again
2012-01-05
Teen Mom star Leah Messer just got divorced in April from Corey Simms, the father of her twin daughters, after he cheated on her, so of course, she’s already knocked up again and engaged to another dude. Oh, and did I mention she’s only 19?...
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Julianne Hough Wears A Bikini, Ryan Seacrest Seeks Cover From Her Girl Parts
2012-01-05
Apparently Ryan Seacrest‘s first encounter with Julianne Hough‘s bikini-clad breasts left him feeling “icky,” if not full-blown “ohmahgah,” because here’s the two of them in St. Bart’s on Tuesday where Ju...
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Daniel Craig Finally Brought His Wife to a Premiere and Other News
2012-01-05
Posted by Photo Boy - Somewhere, Courtney Stodden is screaming at her manager for not thinking of this first. - This burglar should start buying lottery tickets. All of them. - Remember how well abstaining from sex worked for Catholic priests? TheyR...
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Maria Shriver & Arnold Schwarzenegger Aren't Getting Back Together
2012-01-05
Along with rumors a reconciliation was in the works, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver both were spotted wearing what appeared to be their wedding rings over the holiday weekend, leading many to believe it was only a matter of time until her part...
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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.5.12
2012-01-05
And this is why Maxim is just about out of business. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by Doublemint’s new flavor, Wintwhoregreen. We’ve also got Jennifer Love Hewitt pointing out an ass that could hold just one,...
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Drew Barrymore Is Getting Married for the Third Time
2012-01-05
It seems there have been many engagements on Hollywood lately. According to Us Weekly magazine, now it's time for Drew Barrymore to announce she's getting married – for the third time!...
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Jessica Simpson Thinks She Can Look Like This
2012-01-05
When bikini photos of Jessica Alba hit the Internet Tuesday, Jessica Simpson cleared the pie off her iPad and immediately tweeted the first thought that entered her head which miraculously wasn’t “I’d eat ham ice cream.” New goa...
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Holy Sh*t, LeAnn Rimes Is Eating
2012-01-05
Normally on this site, LeAnn Rimes wearing a bikini would be the big lead, except she apparently lives in them now, so let’s focus on the truly astonishing event happening before our eyes. Namely LeAnn Rimes placing food into her mouth, chewing a...
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Marc Anthony Has a New Girlfriend
2012-01-05
According to the latest reports, 43-year-old singer Marc Anthony — who split from wife Jennifer Lopez in July after seven years of marriage — has found himself a new girlfriend: Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, who has a four-year-old son from a prev...
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Bradley Cooper Might Be Lex Luthor
2012-01-05
Keep in mind prior rumors for this movie included Lindsay Lohan actually being hired as an actress, so there’s literally no lengths these things won’t go to. That said, Bradley Cooper is reportedly in talks to make a cameo as Lex Luthor in ...
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Casey Anthony's Making Video Diaries Now
2012-01-05
A “video diary” circulating the Internet this morning has been confirmed by TODAY as Casey Anthony and was reportedly filmed in October. The current theory is that someone else posted the video, but the fact that Casey even made one in the fi...
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Snooki's Getting Implants
2012-01-04
When Star Wars was finally released on Blu-ray late last year, fans learned that George Lucas had gone back and edited in several ridiculous additions as is his wont. One of them was making the Ewoks blink, a move he’ll later regret after reading...
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Henry Cavill Is Your Lady Porn Of The Day
2012-01-04
Someone once told me that chicks dig dudes who are great with kids. Then again, in this post-Sandusky America, that advice sounds a little sketchy, so maybe I shouldn’t have let that guy watch that day care for me while I went rafting with Tom an...
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Paris Hilton's Made $1.3 Billion Since 2005
2012-01-04
And now for the part of the day where I create an anger in you so deep, mole creatures are left homeless in its wake. (I’ll make it up to you, Jordan Bratman. I promise.) Via Us Magazine: “I’m involved in my products every step of the...
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Those Katy Perry Bikini Pics From Hawaii
2012-01-04
As promised, here’s Katy Perry spending Christmas Day in Hawaii without Russell Brand shortly before he filed for divorce for a cornucopia of reasons ranging from her overly-religious parents to an out-of-control lust for wheelchair porn that she...
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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 1.4.12
2012-01-04
“Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit breathing hellfire.” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Madonna‘s mountainous trek to consume the Dalai Lama’s soul (Or take her family skiing, tomayto, tomahto.)...
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Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Are Engaged
2012-01-04
After having sex with Mila Kunis, Olivias Munn and Wilde, probably Amanda Seyfried and pretty much anyone with a vagina who walked past him, Justin Timberlake decided to get back together with Jessica Biel and propose to her because.. he smokes a lot o...
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Ali Larter Looks Like a Great Mom and Other News
2012-01-04
Posted by Photo Boy - Angelina Jolie‘s life completely changed one day in Sierra Leone, where she shed the trappings of fame, wealth and modern convenience and dedicated her life to volunteerism and service. - And Brad Pitt‘s birthday prese...
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Matthew McConaughey Will Have Wedding in Brazil
2012-01-04
According to reports, Matthew McConaughey, who popped the question to his Brazilian model and TV star girlfriend Camila Alves on Christmas day, plans to get married in Brazil....
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