While in London filming Paris Hilton's British BFF, LongLegs HerpFoot sat down for an interview with News of the World where she discussed her love life, having kids and joining forces with Katie Price: On relationships: Every other guy I've been out wit...

Before we dive into today's posting, did everyone remember to set your clock backs? If you didn't, congratulations, you can smoke/drink/pray to the Baby Jesus your face off for another hour because you're ahead of the game! The Superficial: We're Like a ...

I know what you're thinking: He said no more Halloween costumes! But I still want to massage his steel abs with my face. It's cool. This is actually Paris Hilton's idea of casual attire while she went shopping last night at Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood. ...

I pretty much assumed Holly Madison dating Criss Angel was some sort of cruel tabloid joke to make me think there isn't a God. Turns out it wasn't. The two attended the grand opening last night of Criss' Cirque Du Soleil show Believe where the magical do...

Here it is, folks. Britney Spears' album cover for Circus in all its airbrushed/Wait is that Heather Locklear? glory. As if the Internet wasn't a flutter enough, Britney's also released the full track listing - plus bonus song! HOLY SHIT BALLS! I'm pract...

CROOK: I ain't talkin'. COP #1: Oh, you'll talk. You're going under the lamp with Officer Sasquatch. CROOK: Yeah? He don't sound so tough. COP #1: First off, it's a she, and Officer Sasquatch will rip your arms right off if you don't sing like a canary. ...

Here's the last round of celebrity Halloween pics before I go insane and start hitting myself in the nuts with a Jack-O-Lantern. Dig in: 1. Carmen Electra as Sexy Theater Candy Girl. I'm diabetic, you heartless bitch! Just kidding. Got any Jujubes? 2. Ti...

Kim Kardashian dressed up like Wonder Woman for Halloween and as an avid comic book geek I can't sit idly by without making a few comments: 1. WONDER WOMAN DOESN'T WEAR BLACK PANTYHOSE. Jesus. That's borderline blasphemy! It's pretty sad when Lynda Carte...

Here's Tracy Bingham showing up to some Halloween party dressed as a naughty police officer or something. Yes, that's right, more photos of celebrities in costume on Halloween. Shocking, I know. I didn't win this Pulitzer by delivering the expected. No, ...

Okay, last one. (For today.) Here's Kendra Wilkinson at Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's Halloween party in Manhattan last night. I have no idea what she's supposed to be, but who the hell cares look at that butt. In the meantime, I should probably start f...

A lingerie-clad Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon rode on the back of a fire engine to a Halloween party in New York City last night. So, if you live in the Big Apple and no one responded to your apartment burning down, take comfort knowing these ...

While other celebrity chicks are slutting it up for Halloween, Kate Moss is staying true to the holiday's roots by flying to L.A. and scaring the bejeezus out of Angelenos with her natural looks. Keep in mind that Moss is a) only 34 years old and b) earn...

Hey it's Halloween, so this must be true: There's a story out that Lisa Marie Presley, who's a bit spooky herself, brought in a psychic medium to summon her father's ghost to introduce dad to her newborn twins, Harper and Finley. The Daily Star is reporti...

A new teaser trailer has been released on the web for the upcoming Tom Hanks movie 'Angels and Demons. The sequel to the 2007 flick 'The Da Vinci Code' sees the return of Robert Langdon, Professor of Religious Symbology, who will follow more clues written...

Jerry Seinfeld may be one of the richest entertainers alive, but apparently he's always there for a friend. Even one who needs a private location to bang his undead mistress right after she announced her divorce. The Sun reports: A Hamptons source said: ...

These are pics of Heidi Montag decked out for Halloween, and while I dodged a bullet yesterday, there's no way I'm not posting this latest set to hit my desk. Chins McJugs dressed up as a slutty cop? That's everything this site stands for. When The Super...

Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day got drunk last night partying in West Hollywood and, Jesus, can you tell it's the slowest news days known to man? Hilary Duff, Sophie Monk, Lance Bass and now Aubrey; where are the real celebrities hiding? Besides B...

Shocker—Keanu Reeves is not the best of drivers, and now he's being sued for it. I know, I know; it sounds impossible, but as E! Online reports: A vengeful paparazzo has put The Devil's Advocate star on the hot seat. Keanu Reeves took the stand at his...

Lance Bass, who I've never seen in an interview before today (Do you think he's gay?), stopped by E!'s Chelsea Lately last night where he admitted to motorboating his Dancing with the Stars opponent Cloris Leachman. How does that even happen? Glad you as...

An Exclusive Behind the Scenes Look at Why You're Staring at Paris' Crusty Armpit: Just after the Aubrey O'Day post, I'm sifting through photos that are available to me from various sources, and I come across a set of Heidi and Spencer pics which are stu...

Now here's something you don't hear every day: the college-age son of Hollywood actor Bill Pullman has been arrested in North Carolina for ... wait for it ... moonshining! You mean it's still illegal to brew your own juice? According to the AP, Jack Pull...

You know how Tara Reid's stomach looks like it's made of Silly Putty that's been viciously stretched by a psychotic child? You know whose fault that is? The medically licensed butcher who operated on her? Uh-uh; it's the media. People magazine reports: T...

Now that he has a cool $200 million in the bank, Footie (soccer) superstar David Beckham says there's too much money in the game and young players haven't earned it. Beckham, who currently plays for the Los Angeles Galaxy, made his name at Manchester Unit...

Gwen Stefani posted the first official photo of her new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale on her website. The maneuver is presumably in retaliation to being caught by the paparazzi at the Beverly Hills library yesterday. Cute baby though. Kind of reminds me ...

Sophie Monk stopped by her agent's office this morning and did some impromptu modeling in the elevator. I dunno about you, but I'd ask her to fax some stuff for me - then collate copies. After that: Alphabetizing - the sexiest office task of them all. Da...

Joaquin Phoenix announced at a Paul Newman kids camp yesterday that he was quitting acting forever. No, man, he says he absolutely serious...that he wants to concentrate on his music. Uh, what music? I want to take this opportunity ... to give you the exc...

Britney Spears' father Jamie Spears was granted a permanent conservatorship over her personal and financial affairs yesterday in court. He had been managing her finances on a temporary conservatorship basis, which was set to expire on December 31, but it'...

Here's Linda Hogan at LAX today with her man-child lover Charley Hill. I love how she's carrying his skateboard through the terminal as if to say Sure, I bang kids straight out of high school, but I'm a still a mom. On that note, I hope Linda remembered ...

The folks over at Socialite Life got a hold of some pics of David Beckham ogling cheerleaders again at last night's Lakers game (above). And seriously, who can blame the guy? Just look at his wife. Victoria Beckham's built like an 18th century waif from ...

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen signed copies of their new book Influence yesterday at the Union Square Barnes & Noble in New York City yesterday. The twins had a strict set of rules for the event that basically entails them sitting at a table like mute Muppe...

So what really happened on the set of Ugly Betty? Did America Ferrara and Lindsay Lohan have a falling out causing tension on the set? What was the reason Lilo's six-episode stint was cut short to four? The New York Post reported that the actresses engag...

Britney Spears' father Jamie Spears was granted a permanent conservatorship over her personal and financial affairs yesterday. The temporary conservatorship was set to expire Dec. 31, but everyone including Britney, agreed she can't be left to her own de...

Wiliam Balfour, the prime suspect in the murders of actress/singer Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew, should have been in jail the day of the killings. He was stopped by police with crack in his car back in June which was a violatio...

Apparently, it's that time of the year again where Hayden Panettiere goes gay for whales. She took part in the Save the Whales Again rally in Washington D.C. on Sunday Saturday where everyone laid down to form a giant outline of a whale for an aerial pic...

David Letterman is growing visibly tired with having the stars of MTV's The Hills on his show. Last night Lauren Conrad stopped by and you can tell Dave wasn't in the sunshine up-the-ass blowing mood. Check out his comments: On Lauren Conrad's constant d...

Angelina Jolie went stealth last night and made a surprise appearance at the Hollywood Film Fest to present Clint Eastwood with the Director of the Year award. The crowd literally gasped when Angelina took the stage. She then bolted immediately afterward...

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Ali Lohan and her mom Dina attended the Animal Fair Magazine's 8th Annual Halloween Pet Costume Party last night. Based on a true story. DINA: Okay, Ali, we're going to a backroom now where you're going to drink milk out of a saucer while a man hands mom...

Pop star Janet Jackson has had a tough time trying to keep her Rock Witchu tour going this fall what with health problems and all, and now she's had the bad news that her opening act, LL Cool J., is dropping out on her. The rapper's publicity firm said Mo...

If you're wondering why Traci Bingham is popping up a lot lately, it's because she's currently starring on FOX's Gimme My Reality Show! which is a reality show where contestants compete to be on, holy shit, their own reality show. I am nowhere near high ...

Could Traci Bingham be anymore trashy? I so went there. NOTE: Photos are quasi-NSFW depending on your boss' eyesight. But just in case: NO NIPPLES HERE! JUST INSANE LEVELS OF PRODUCTIVITY AND NOT TRACI BINGHAM'S HUGE AREOLAS! ABSOLUTELY NO SLIGHTLY VISIB...

Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson is at on her way to the Cook County Medical Examiner's office ID'ing the body that top FBI officials have told the AP they believe is her nephew 7-year-old Julian King. Meanwhile, the Chicago Tribune is reporting the...

According to Hulk Hogan, being locked up for negligent driving had a transformative effect on his son. Which is nice, since his best buddy John Graziano has just been lying around in a permanent vegetative state and hasn't done a damn thing to increase h...

Dear Gwen Over Easy Stefani, I'd keep my bacon costume on for you. I wouldn't check out the window for the paparazzi then take my bacon costume off leaving my wife to look like a lowly sunny-side-up while I maintain my rockstar cool image. No way. Not th...

Lindsay Lohan is apparently denying she enjoys the sensual comforts of a lady despite the fact Samantha Gargoyle Ronson is constantly attached to her hip. The Sun reports: But Hollywood insider Jo Piazza said: Linds is adamant she's not a lesbian and sti...

Gorgeous Jennifer Esposito, who plays the party lush on the hit TV show Samantha Who?, says she can relate to the character's wild ways, even though she doesn't mirror Andrea in real life. I have a blast playing her, Esposito told the Daily News. She jus...

High School Musical 3 had a record opening for a song-and-dance flick with a $42 million haul, despite the fact that it's star, Zac Efron, is anything but a dancer. Efron recently told Heat magazine that he's rhythm-challenged: I'm definitely not a dancer...

More sad news for Idol star Jennifer Hudson: her 7-year-old nephew was found dead. The boy, Julian King, was reported as missing by Hudson and her family after Hudson's mother Darnell and brother Jason were shot dead in their home on Friday. Though Hudso...

AnnaLynne McCord, star of the CW's 90210 reboot, hosted the 5th Anniversary of Christian Audiger The Nightclub on Saturday. I've been reticent about this show since it premiered, but I gotta ask, was a new 90210 really necessary? I can think of several t...

God, I was hoping it wouldn't end like this: Authorities have found the body of a 7-year-old African-American child in a White Suburban that was owned by Jennifer Hudson's late brother. The SUV was believed to have been stolen by William Balfour and was ...