According to TMZ, screen beauty Megan Fox is reportedly in talks to appear on a Dame Elizabeth Taylor biopic and take the lead role. But the actress is not the only one on the list. She is in a fierce competition with Lindsay Lohan for the role of the lat...

Probably because of using her divorce to preach about Jews controlling all the money – They forgot The Slutty Leprechaun Guild, too. – Katy Perry met with Russell Brand in LA over the weekend to supposedly discuss getting back together for ...

Seen here asking Santa for a new foot, Paula Deen has officially confirmed she has Type 2 diabetes proving Jesus has not only quit affecting the outcome of football games this week but is over preventing morbidly obese Southerners from dying in a butter c...

Looking at these photos of Lindsay Lohan at Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes after-party last night, you’d just assume she was somehow invited after Dina promised half-off handies for everyone who saved their Globes ticket stub. Except it t...

Posted by Photo Boy - Happy MLK Day: 10 Interesting And Surprising Facts You May Not Know About Martin Luther King, Jr. - The pic of Tom Hanks on a swing set justifies this entire gallery. - As I’ve always claimed, Kid Rock is trying to give you ...

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the time Grapemaster deduced Black Spider-Man’s secret identity, Gerard Butler hitting on what looks like Paris Hilton because apparently he wants to get this death thing over with rapido, Co...

While Amber Heard technically wasn’t at an awards show this weekend, if anyone can somehow show up on a red carpet looking hotter than this, I’ll show you a photo of Katy Perry firing a winged Minka Kelly out of her naked breasts into Jessi...

Back in December, we posted the above pics of Kim Kardashian leaving a studio with Kris Jenner to make fun of her “media lockdown” and like all things Kardashian, immediately pissed them out of our minds if I may stick to a theme here. Turn...

Despite covering herself in gang tattoos for him then getting married in the Vatican City, Mena Suvari is divorcing Simone Sestito after just two years of marriage, according to TMZ. Which is news I honestly couldn’t care less about, I just wante...

According to the latest reports, Canadian rock star Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend of almost two years, Brody Jenner, have decided to call time on their relationship....

For those of you with lives rich with purpose and meaning, the 69th Annual Golden Globes were last night and trust me when I say they were just as boring as that time you accidentally watched part of one. So to kick off our coverage with the express pu...

While he didn’t walk out onstage struttin’ like a pimp thanks to being forced to navigate a sea of chairs because the Golden Globes clearly has an anti-midget agenda – Case in point: Where was Tom Cruise last night? – here’...

Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we’re Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here’s Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn’t get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pi...

Apparently Rihanna had to watch the Golden Globes for work, too, because here she is smoking a giant blunt in Hawaii yesterday and then doing a bunch of lazy stretches in yoga pants. Which would be awesome if we haven’t already seen her go on a 2...

So maybe that abortion wasn’t such a bad idea after all. Just throwing that out there. Photo: Splash NewsRead More ... ...

Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell’s moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them...

I’m just gonna cut to the chase. Tila Tequila is in the process of converting to Judaism which suddenly makes all that stuff Katy Perry’s dad said seem quaint by comparison because at least he didn’t discredit an entire religion simpl...

“Remember the other day when I said, ‘Barry, difficult me brown!’ and you said, ‘Sinead, you can’t bloody come in here naked smokin’ a wee crack pipe? This is my office!’? What’d ya mean by that?” W...

After her last campaign inexplicably worked, which had to be a first for PETA, Olivia Munn debuted another nude ad yesterday because apparently she’s going to keep getting naked until every animal on the planet is safe from harm if not seated in ...

She’s alive! And the butt of a Tim Tebow penis joke because we’re 11. Stick around. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nicole Scherzinger on a horse, Matt Lauer thinking all black guys look like Kanye hence this defensiv...

“Shhhh. Don’t tell that village I razed after finding their sacrifice wanting.” In a rare interview with ABC News, Madonna opens up about dating 24-year-old Brahim Zaibat despite the fact she’s a 2,000-year-old sorceress whose d...

Posted by Photo Boy - With the help of Justin Bieber, one man sets the bar for his marriage unattainably high. - Judd Apatow tells Jerry Lewis to eat a dick. - Ricky Gervais on why Hollywood is completely full of shit. - And the supercut that proves it...

According to X17, Hollywood hunk Bradley Cooper and Avatar actress Zoe Saldana have reportedly moved in together....

Troubled actress Heather Locklear — who has had a previous history of psychological problems — has reportedly been rushed to hospital after she tried to mix prescription drugs with alcohol....

Heather Locklear looked like this Tuesday night while catching a Lakers game with Woody Harrelson, so you’ll be surprised to learn that 48 hours later she was hospitalized for drinking another round of Scotch and Xanax Mai-tais. It practically ca...

“Thanks for showing up when I called. Bye-eee!” When Kris Jenner passed out the family talking points for the week, everyone was in agreement that it was going to be Khloe‘s turn to be in the spotlight because she’s a fatherless...

“She never gives me enough to buy LEGOs…” *kicks rock* Jennifer Lopez might be old, but she understands young boys need their walking around money provided that walking around money is spent on her so she can feel like her cradle-robb...

Thanks to latching onto Katy Perry and Russell Brand‘s divorce to promote his ministry, Katy’s preacher dad Keith Hudson found himself being recorded making anti-Semitic quips like this little gem: You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have...

Yesterday, we found out that Robert Kardashian supposedly told two of his ex-wives that Khloe isn’t his biological daughter and was the result of Kris Jenner cheating on him with, I dunno, let’s say a wooly mammoth. Since then everyone in t...

“It just sort of came to me in a dream, you know? ‘Where would Michael want kids to hear music from the most?’ And I think we nailed it.” Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast NewsRead More ... ...

“Stay calm, Ryan. There’s a Purell bath and a foot long Coney just waiting in your trailer.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kim Kardashian double-fisting it in a pic that somehow doesn’t take place in a...

After breaking up in August, Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are already back together, but not for a lack of A-list actors attempting to tame her career-killing ass of sexual destiny. (Just go with it.) Us Weekly reports: A source claims that Kelly, 31, &...

Posted by Photo Boy - Blue Ivy joins this prestigious list of celebrity offspring saddled with the passive-aggressive hatred their parents feel as a result of the burden of child-rearing. - And here’s where the blessed miracle of Beyonce giving b...

According to America's Star magazine, Jennifer Lopez is a generous girlfriend! Sources say the singer is reportedly giving her boyfriend Casper Smart an allowance amounting to $10,000 per week!...

This week, Hollywood couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt met the US President face-to-face. They went to the White House escorted by security guards, in order to discuss with Barack Obama inside the Oval Office....

And just like me in the sack, our People’s Choice Awards coverage is over as soon as it began and may or may not have gone through your purse strictly for exploratory purposes. (What don’t you keep in those things?) Anyway, here’s Mil...

The People’s Choice Awards are held on a Wednesday so right off the bat that tells you how little anyone cares about it. So keeping with that spirit, I’m going to ignore who won what for who gives a shit and focus on the people who made me ...

“Stop looking at me, Chris Hansen.” With her 20th birthday looming this year, underage face-mauler extraordinaire Wilmer Valderrama really didn’t have a choice when it came to dumping Demi Lovato over the weekend. The heart wants what...

Khloe Kardashian has reacted to Robert Kardashian‘s ex-wife who claimed in a new interview with Star that she’s not a real Kardashian, but instead the result of an affair Kris Jenner had with another man. An affair Kris has admitted to, so ...

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve captured what could be the last terrified moments of Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s life, Sam Woolley and Layla Flaherty almost convince me that all Housewives programming isn’t soul-suc...

Back in September, Lindsay Lohan shocked the world by actually finding work at Fashion Week in Milan that somehow didn’t involve blowing swarthy billionaire hotel owners in a pile of coke. Apparently designer Philipp Plein genuinely fell in love ...

“Lord, these touchdowns are great and everything, but how ’bout some tits?” With all the pain and suffering in the world, God looked down upon humanity and sent us a champion. – A non-singing and dancing champion, I should say. ...

Posted by Photo Boy - Having never watched Toddlers & Tiaras, I now know what it’s like to get addicted to heroin after shooting up for the first time. - Coco is going to be on Law & Order: SVU again. Probably as a doctor or something. - ...

According to America's In Touch Weekly, Jennifer Aniston was really disappointed by the Christmas present she received from her boyfriend Justin Theroux, and she felt humiliated....

If you'd like to play everyday with your favourite Twilight character, you'll have the chance to do that for only $29.95! This will be the price of a Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart doll which will hit the stores in February....

Despite the fact Halle Berry launched an insane public custody battle where she basically called Gabriel Aubry a racist for fathering a child with her only to turn around and go, “Just kidding! Tee-hee!” when he produced recordings of her g...

“What do you mean I have to take a paternity test?” Back in November, Kris Jenner admitted to cheating on Robert Kardashian for no other reason than to shill copies of her book, so of course it never even occurred to her that she also basic...

“Dude, I can still see the parts that look a vagina. Knock it off.” When we last left A-Rod, he was throwing a gladiator bikini party and/or making them stand guard in the trees around his island compound. I go back and forth. Anyway, after...

Excerpts from Justin Bieber‘s interview with V Magazine have been cropping up online over the past 24 hours, but now it’s been posted in its entirety, and Jesus Christ is this kid going to be the death of us all. I actually sat down and read ...

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